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Post by: BloodDrop101X
What is the Emperor's real name? does anybody know it? Or is it so powerful a word nobody dare speak it for it's mere utterance will make the head of any mortal man explode if within earshot of the person speaking? Or something like that because you never hear about his name or anything.
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Post by: daedalus
Fred.
His name is Fred James.
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Post by: zeshin
I've heard some people say that he's Jesus but I personally don't see the resemblance.
But in all seriousness I've never read anything that even hints at a name...and I doubt they would name him when they barely describe what he looks like in the HH novels.
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Post by: ZacktheChaosChild
Maybe he IS jesus.
Damn, I want Jesus dead...
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Post by: yeenoghu
Karl Franz
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Post by: VikingScott
Learning Big E's name is like taking a hit of Charlie Sheen. THus no one knows his name.
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Post by: BloodDrop101X
I was serious about the name, but apparently he was jesus, muhamad and other religious leaders throughout history, he was just guiding us until he could show himself as the emperor and unite all of mankind
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Post by: obsidianaura
Liam Pourer, the name just distorted into "The Emporer" in the end
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Post by: Micromegas
If he was any of the major religious figure heads then he sure did a feth up job of guiding us.
But then again, there was that whole Horus Heresy thing.
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
Bob.
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Post by: Deadshane1
You have to really look close at the original "Rogue Trader" 40k book, version 1.
(I thought it was actually in the 40k compendium but I was wrong)
I forget what page it's actually on, but the Emperors full name is...
Dick C. Smack
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Post by: Mr Nobody
If he was relgious leaders over the years, that would explain the plethora of miracles that fallowed these people and why people worshipped them.
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Post by: Carlovonsexron
I always figured one of the guises of the Big-E was Constantine the Great; politically re-unified the Roman Empire (which itself has all the right iconographies for the Imperium, barring the skull fetish of GW) and attempted to further unify the Empire with the religious worship of a single God, represented by a Crux.
I also figured his displeasure at how that all turned out is what lead him to taking a hard Science & Atheistic path during the great crusade.
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Post by: Sgt.Snail
Stuart.
Stuart Markson.
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Post by: Vandil
He's sort of like your dad.
You just call him Father.
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Post by: TyraelVladinhurst
the Emperor's name is *waits for drum roll to finish* Tracy
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Post by: AlmightyWalrus
obsidianaura wrote:Liam Pourer, the name just distorted into "The Emporer" in the end
I was gonna write something funny, but this is just too full of win. Sigged.
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Post by: Laodamia
The emperor's name?
Chuck Norris.
True Story.
Or maybe that the Emperor had a name when he was born, but it was so long ago and he had so many different names since that even he cannot remember it.
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Post by: Brother Coa
Nobody know's his name, like nobody knows the gods name today.
Christ is son and God is father and nobody knows his name. The same thing is with the Emperor.
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Post by: Micromegas
But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That would be interesting, what if a diety's name was the true name of the emperor, or just a name we created for him.
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Post by: Brother Coa
Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That's God of Israel. I am talking about Christan god.
Even Alah don't have a name (Alah = God on Arabic).
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Post by: purplefood
Brother Coa wrote:Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That's God of Israel. I am talking about Christan god.
Even Alah don't have a name (Alah = God on Arabic).
Now i'm not quite up to scratch on religion but isn't the Jewish god and the Christian god the same? They are simply seperated by their beliefs on the Messiah...
I'd say the Emperor wasn't the religious leaders but instead the guy coming up with all the technology and science like Galileo or Archimedes but that's just my idea.
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Post by: zeshin
Brother Coa wrote:Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That's God of Israel. I am talking about Christan god.
Even Alah don't have a name (Alah = God on Arabic).
It's all the same god. Just the details of what came after get heated.
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Post by: Brother Coa
zeshin wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That's God of Israel. I am talking about Christan god.
Even Alah don't have a name (Alah = God on Arabic).
It's all the same god. Just the details of what came after get heated.
Tell that to the Muslims, Orthodox, Catholics and others...
To them, it's not the same god. And even I don't believe that because cultural difference is to great to be the same god.
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Post by: purplefood
Brother Coa wrote:zeshin wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Micromegas wrote:But we do know God's name, though.
Its Yahweh.
That's God of Israel. I am talking about Christan god.
Even Alah don't have a name (Alah = God on Arabic).
It's all the same god. Just the details of what came after get heated.
Tell that to the Muslims, Orthodox, Catholics and others...
To them, it's not the same god. And even I don't believe that because cultural difference is to great to be the same god.
You're aware Catholics are Christians right?
As far as i am aware the Christian god and the Jewish god are the same god...
They just have a different understanding of his latest exploits.
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
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Post by: Brother Coa
KamikazeCanuck wrote:Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
It's a little hard after more than 2000 years of wars and slaughter...
And stupid people who blindly follows their religious leaders...
Where is the Emperor when we need him?
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Post by: purplefood
Brother Coa wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
It's a little hard after more than 2000 years of wars and slaughter...
And stupid people who blindly follows their religious leaders...
Where is the Emperor when we need him?
He is busy being fictional...
Though he had the right view on religion IMO
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
purplefood wrote:Brother Coa wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
It's a little hard after more than 2000 years of wars and slaughter...
And stupid people who blindly follows their religious leaders...
Where is the Emperor when we need him?
He is busy being fictional...
Though he had the right view on religion IMO
word.
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Post by: Brother Coa
purplefood wrote:Brother Coa wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
It's a little hard after more than 2000 years of wars and slaughter...
And stupid people who blindly follows their religious leaders...
Where is the Emperor when we need him?
He is busy being fictional...
Though he had the right view on religion IMO
I have the same view, but it's hard to explain this to people.
Religion is a dangerous thing today, it drives the people crazy.
In the end, they only kill because the other guy don't believe in your God?
Religion should be better controlled if you ask me.
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Post by: Micromegas
Purplefood is quite correct.
They are all the same God. That is why its called the Abrahamic God and why the Abrahamic religions are all fethed up.
That is one thing I like about 40K, religion is a train wreck that doesn't deserve notice. The Emperor knew this and avoided it as best he could. But, humans will always grasp for it, religion, unfortunately.
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
Micromegas wrote:Purplefood is quite correct.
They are all the same God. That is why its called the Abrahamic God and why the Abrahamic religions are all fethed up.
That is one thing I like about 40K, religion is a train wreck that doesn't deserve notice. The Emperor knew this and avoided it as best he could. But, humans will always grasp for it, religion, unfortunately.
Or the One True God. I forgot the Cylons, Cylons believe in him too.
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Post by: purplefood
Brother Coa wrote:purplefood wrote:Brother Coa wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:Yes, Christians, Jews and Muslims all believe in the same frikkin God. I wish people would tell them that more.
It's a little hard after more than 2000 years of wars and slaughter...
And stupid people who blindly follows their religious leaders...
Where is the Emperor when we need him?
He is busy being fictional...
Though he had the right view on religion IMO
I have the same view, but it's hard to explain this to people.
Religion is a dangerous thing today, it drives the people crazy.
In the end, they only kill because the other guy don't believe in your God?
Religion should be better controlled if you ask me.
That's a bit much...
There are plenty of non-violent religions...
Budhism
Cricket
Pastafarianism
The Brotherhood of Nod... oh wait maybe not that one.
Belief is what you make it and however ridiculous it may seem you can't really argue with it.
The biggest problem with most religion is fundamentalism-Doing everything a thousand year old book tells you to do is strange it was written in a different time by people who had no idea of our world most people can live with changes but some cna't.
That's my view anyway...
Back to the subject at hand...
The Emperor probably went by a dozen different names in his time.
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
I believe Pastafarianism is a branch of atheism. Anyways why aren't the mods locking this for off-topicness?
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Post by: purplefood
KamikazeCanuck wrote:I believe Pastafarianism is a branch of atheism. Anyways why aren't the mods locking this for off-topicness?
The Modquisition is off torturing heretics...
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Post by: Micromegas
Actually, religion is dangerous.
Buddhism is one of the religions that often times is called to the forefront of being "peaceful". The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Unfortunately, I can't recall some of the more negative things of/and about Buddhism, so my argument will fall pretty flat. But the cheapening of life remains; wage war, maim, burn, purge, slaughter, rape, etc.. it's alright, you're slaying the infidel and converting them, God wants this. I will probably have to dig out some of my books on Buddhism to find what I was trying to recall. At any rate, I hold a high disdain for all religions. I don't usually go around picking fights with people that choose to believe in a god, though. Unless I get riled up! /rawr
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Post by: KamikazeCanuck
purplefood wrote:KamikazeCanuck wrote:I believe Pastafarianism is a branch of atheism. Anyways why aren't the mods locking this for off-topicness?
The Modquisition is off torturing heretics...
Usually for the Modquisition off-topic-people are heretics. I guess that's only for Tau threads.
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Post by: purplefood
Micromegas wrote:Actually, religion is dangerous.
Buddhism is one of the religions that often times is called to the forefront of being "peaceful". The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Unfortunately, I can't recall some of the more negative things of/and about Buddhism, so my argument will fall pretty flat. But the cheapening of life remains; wage war, maim, burn, purge, slaughter, rape, etc.. it's alright, you're slaying the infidel and converting them, God wants this. I will probably have to dig out some of my books on Buddhism to find what I was trying to recall. At any rate, I hold a high disdain for all religions. I don't usually go around picking fights with people that choose to believe in a god, though. Unless I get riled up! /rawr
I didn't say they weren't dangerous.
Just that going around telling people they can't believe in something is ridiculous.
Freedom is a package deal. You have the freedom to believe in something but if you affect someones elses freedom (by kiling them for not believing) then you are in the wrong, otherwise it's all gravy... well sort of.
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Post by: Micromegas
Oh, sorry purple. Sometimes I get tunnel vision when people start talking about religion.
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Post by: purplefood
I can understand that...
This has got soooo off topic...
I feel guilty for even posting on it now.
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Post by: yeenoghu
Well, in the interest of a discussion becoming more "on topic":
It's Chad. His name is Chad.
There. Now wasn't that an interesting discussion the topic police can be happy enough with?
(Oh wait.. I almost forgot to add, "discuss", to keep the thread moving)
--The Emperor's name is Chad. Discuss.
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Post by: Uhlan
I like Lance Square-Jaw personally.
But, he's from 'Anatolia' and in our present time that's Turkey, so...
The most common name in the US is John Smith.
and since I have no imagination,Yahya Demirci... umm, John Smith in Arabic and Turkish.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
Micromegas wrote:The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Are you seriously suggesting that if it wasn't for religion then wars wouldn't happen? Also, could you please provide an example of a war that was initiated purely for religion?
Uhlan wrote:But, he's from 'Anatolia' and in our present time that's Turkey, so...
At the time he was born it wasn't Turkey. Not sure what it was (it may have been before the Byzantines (or their ancestors) arrived there), but his name would almost certainly not have been in either Arabic or Turkish. I'm pretty sure his name has yet to be given.
As to those saying he was various religious leaders, considering he was supposed to be guiding humanity from the shadows, so to speak, I highly doubt he was Jesus or Muhammad who drew a lot of attention to themselves.
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Post by: reds8n
purplefood wrote:This has got soooo off topic...
Indeed. I can appreciate, even applaud, the way that conversations and discussions can take odd routes. But, especially when discussing fictional backstories of characters in the 40K setting, we ask users to show some understanding and sensitivity to the views and opinions of other posters and members. I understand that no one here was deliberately trying to be offensive to others, but some/several of the comments have, frankly, gone over the line.
I'll leave this open for now as, and fair play to you, the thread posters appeared to have moved back on track and away from areas that really have nothing to do with the background of the 40k setting.
Be cool to each other please Dakkanauts.
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Post by: VikingScott
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Micromegas wrote:The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Are you seriously suggesting that if it wasn't for religion then wars wouldn't happen? Also, could you please provide an example of a war that was initiated purely for religion?
The crusades.
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Post by: Platuan4th
VikingScott wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Micromegas wrote:The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Are you seriously suggesting that if it wasn't for religion then wars wouldn't happen? Also, could you please provide an example of a war that was initiated purely for religion?
The crusades.
You mean the same Crusades that were started to take land and treasure in the Middle East but was SAID to be about religion?
Try actually reading about them past a high school text, the Crusades were hardly about purely religious reasons.
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Post by: Micromegas
@Randomevilguy
Are you serious? The Holy Crusades, the whole point of which was to secure the Holy Land? No, I am not so narrow-minded to think that wars happen only because of religion. Please re-read my post, maybe a little slower. All I said was that religion made wars justifiable for the masses. There was a time when man blindly followed whatever the Church threw at him. The Church was corrupt and you'd be pretty ignorant to think it didn't hold considerable power over many nations. I'll leave it at that.
On topic:
I think the Emperor has no name. His name is a connotation of his existence. That he is literally and figuratively the Emperor of Man, whether Man wills it or not. But, if he had to have a name I'd say it was Link Austere.
ED: I hardly think that helps the case, Plat. But you are right and bring up a good point. The fact remains that religion is what rallied the people to arms. It was also what absolved them of their sins. Yes, I suppose you could say they weren't "purely for religion", but they were fought for it and was made possible because of it.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
Platuan4th wrote:
You mean the same Crusades that were started to take land and treasure in the Middle East but was SAID to be about religion?
Not just to take land and treasure. There were myriad reasons, but while religion may have inspired the masses, I don't think it had a great effect on the actual wars being declared.
Micromegas wrote:Are you serious? The Holy Crusades, the whole point of which was to secure the Holy Land? No, I am not so narrow-minded to think that wars happen only because of religion. Please re-read my post, maybe a little slower. All I said was that religion made wars justifiable for the masses. There was a time when man blindly followed whatever the Church threw at him. The Church was corrupt and you'd be pretty ignorant to think it didn't hold considerable power over many nations. I'll leave it at that.
The (first few) crusades were for a lot of reasons. Not just to reclaim the Holy Land, but also to defend the Byzantine Empire and to safeguard Christian pilgrims (as well as land, glory and wealth). Religion is not required for the masses to justify a war. Most wars don't require it (such as the Hundred Years War and pretty much every recent war). The Church wielded considerable influence but it still had to play politics, and while it held influence it's direct power was often limited (hence why Frederick II enjoyed so much success).
I think the Emperor has no name. His name is a connotation of his existence. That he is literally and figuratively the Emperor of Man, whether Man wills it or not. But, if he had to have a name I'd say it was Link Austere.
If he was born normally (I'm not sure if he was if he was a amalgamation of shaman souls), then he would presumably have been named by his mother (or if she died in childbirth, then the father, or other guardian). Not that it's important. What I really want to know is how was he 'birthed'.
Thinking about it, he may have described himself like the Doctor in Doctor Who before he united Terra and embarked on the Great Crusade (as in, styling himself by titles rather than an actual name).
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Post by: Micromegas
@RandomEvilguy
Alright, I thought you were just pure trolling. I suppose I am a bit over-zealous at times about religion. Sorry for coming off ass-like. However, I still hold my stance that religion has enabled for horrible acts to take place.
Doctor Who.
You may be correct, I don't think the Emperor was birthed as a human would be though. Perhaps, something akin to a Chaos god?
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Post by: vodo40k
The emperor probably did have an "original" name given to him by his parents when he was born, but over the mellenia has taken many different names and lived many different lives. As many have said, it is popular belief that he was many religious leaders, rulers and prophets over time "guiding" humanity (explaining all the miracles around famous and religious leaders) Although he is now known as "Chuck Noris" in the 21st C
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Post by: winnertakesall
Am I really going to have to say it?
Chuck Norris.
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Post by: Mr. Burning
His name is 'Jemobud' or it could be 'Mobudje'.
You can can call him what the heck you like though, his cripled ass is hooked up to life support, he cannot hear you anyway.
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Post by: Platuan4th
Mr. Burning wrote:His name is 'Jemobud' or it could be 'Mobudje'.
You can can call him what the heck you like though, his cripled ass is hooked up to life support, he cannot hear you anyway.
Actually, as evidenced by the Inquisition War, he can.
He's PSYCHIC.
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Post by: Eldrad
Da he is Raspuetin
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Post by: case013
Platuan4th wrote:Mr. Burning wrote:His name is 'Jemobud' or it could be 'Mobudje'.
You can can call him what the heck you like though, his cripled ass is hooked up to life support, he cannot hear you anyway.
Actually, as evidenced by the Inquisition War, he can.
He's PSYCHIC.
ah yes the that book. where he has multiple personalities and an inquisitor is so petty he pretends to be nuts so his friend will kill him because an  CALLIDUS ASSASSIN doesnt remember his name.
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Post by: metallifan
His name is !Xobile
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Post by: Micromegas
Einhander, imo.
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Post by: MechaEmperor7000
Martin Sue.
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Post by: Micromegas
MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Martin Sue.
You're a baaaaad man.
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Post by: Laodamia
Maybe the Emperor kept in a little diary the list of aaaaaall the names he had over his long life.
Maybe it is kept right under his throne...
That would be cool IMO.
I guess the High Lords keep the existence of this little diary secret because some of his names are ridiculous.
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Post by: EmilCrane
In prospero burns its revealed that he has a name but no one gets to know it because names have power and revealing your name allows someone to control you.
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Post by: Laodamia
EmilCrane wrote:In prospero burns its revealed that he has a name but no one gets to know it because names have power and revealing your name allows someone to control you.
Yes, I remember reading that.
But I simply consider it as really bad fluff writing from Abnett. It simply doesn't make any sense IMO.
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Post by: case013
kind of puts an end to getting a true name for him
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Post by: EmilCrane
Laodamia wrote:EmilCrane wrote:In prospero burns its revealed that he has a name but no one gets to know it because names have power and revealing your name allows someone to control you.
Yes, I remember reading that.
But I simply consider it as really bad fluff writing from Abnett. It simply doesn't make any sense IMO.
I don't think its that bad, Abnett's portrayal of psyker power is a lot better than some
This power that we never get to know much about that can do horrible things to you, much better than choosing some random power from a list
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Post by: case013
Laodamia wrote:EmilCrane wrote:In prospero burns its revealed that he has a name but no one gets to know it because names have power and revealing your name allows someone to control you.
Yes, I remember reading that.
But I simply consider it as really bad fluff writing from Abnett. It simply doesn't make any sense IMO.
lets try to stay away from the whole bad fluff writing comments or before you know it we'll be knee deep in C.S. Goto and Matt Ward comments.
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Post by: Laodamia
case013 wrote:Laodamia wrote:EmilCrane wrote:In prospero burns its revealed that he has a name but no one gets to know it because names have power and revealing your name allows someone to control you.
Yes, I remember reading that.
But I simply consider it as really bad fluff writing from Abnett. It simply doesn't make any sense IMO.
lets try to stay away from the whole bad fluff writing comments or before you know it we'll be knee deep in C.S. Goto and Matt Ward comments.
Agreed.
So, from what I had from all these comments. Big E had a name. But we don't know it any more.
Do you think he still knew it by M29? If yes, why would he keep it secret?
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Post by: case013
i think once he realized what he was and who he was to become he just dropped his name realizing that it would not matter. i mean if he lived for so long and manipulated so much he probably had a million names and personas to fill in whatever roll he was playing at the moment. A great masked conspirator shaping everything for his rise to power.
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Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha
The emperor's name is ...Legion, for he has been many..
(creepy huh?  )
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Post by: case013
AAAHHHH the horrible Ghost Rider movie popped into my head when you said that. get it out get it out *grabs a power drill*
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Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha
that was a horrible movie..sorry ( applies advanced Tau nano-probe movie review bots to Case013's head to relieve the pain of yet another Nicholas Cage bomb. )
There I hope thats better.
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Post by: case013
Soo'Vah'Cha wrote:that was a horrible movie..sorry ( applies advanced Tau nano-probe movie review bots to Case013's head to relieve the pain of yet another Nicholas Cage bomb. )
There I hope thats better. 
yes much better thank you
havent liked that guy since face off and thats because John Travolta was a freaking awesome villain
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Post by: Soo'Vah'Cha
his only good movie was "raising Arizona" that and the movie had the closest thing to a Ork biker I had seen
to get back on topic..
The emperor's real name is ....Bruce ( in all his iterations, Lee, Campbell, Willis, etc. )
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Post by: case013
sweet jesus....i mean sweet bruce
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Post by: xXSir MontyXx
his name is Mesuahases; A combination of Muhammed, buddah, jesus, and moses!
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Post by: Conservationist
No wonder space marines change thier names when they actually become marines. So as to prevent controlling. Makes me wonder about Primarchs though.
I suppose the Emperor would be named after somebody not directly involved in the running of whatevertheyaresupposedtorun. It could be the wife of Jesus, or Muhammads wife, since behind every 'great' man there is a woman. For all you know with his great psychic powers, he could change sex as easily as he changes his underwear.
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Post by: case013
Conservationist wrote:No wonder space marines change thier names when they actually become marines. So as to prevent controlling. Makes me wonder about Primarchs though.
I suppose the Emperor would be named after somebody not directly involved in the running of whatevertheyaresupposedtorun. It could be the wife of Jesus, or Muhammads wife, since behind every 'great' man there is a woman. For all you know with his great psychic powers, he could change sex as easily as he changes his underwear.
Wait but dont the SW in the book still get controlled even though they have changed their names from what they were before they became full battle brothers? Because if im not mistaken the daemon was using their SW names if Prospero Burns. I've heard about the whole not giving real name thing from other sources but cant remember at the moment. Plus not all chapters change their names either.
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Post by: Conservationist
Then wouldnt space marines be easily controlled and all and defeat the purpose of '' The Imperium's Greatest Warriors''? This is weird... Chaos could just control every single one of them... I could say Marneus! Clean the floor! Dante! Wash the dishes and You! Logan! Stop staring into this air, you want me to whip you? Go and mow the lawn now!
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Post by: case013
That's exactly what Im thinking. If all a daemon has to do is pull a name that's attached to that marine out of his mind then all of a sudden he's a meat puppet. The whole thing works great with daemons because it's so difficult to get their true name. But not so much vice versa on humans. you can summon a demon by it's false name but cant control it and be master unless you have it's true name. Hmm gotta put more thought into this. Sorry if it's a lil off topic
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Post by: BaronIveagh
Brother Coa wrote:Nobody know's his name, like nobody knows the gods name today.
Christ is son and God is father and nobody knows his name. The same thing is with the Emperor.
Um, It's Joshua and YHVH respectively, as I recall. Christ is a title, and Jesus is a transliteration into Greek of the Hebrew name Joshua.
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Post by: Conservationist
Now then, what is YHVH
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Post by: BaronIveagh
Conservationist wrote:Now then, what is YHVH
Yahweh though the exact pronunciation is questionable. Formerly a minor Canaanite Storm god, his worship was common in the southern regions of the middle east, until he became the 'official' deity of the royal house of the kingdom of Judah. Originally sharing the kingdom with a pantheon of deities, the worship of these was banned shortly before the fall of Judah to Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
Micromegas wrote:@RandomEvilguy
Alright, I thought you were just pure trolling. I suppose I am a bit over-zealous at times about religion. Sorry for coming off ass-like. However, I still hold my stance that religion has enabled for horrible acts to take place.
Fair enough.
You may be correct, I don't think the Emperor was birthed as a human would be though. Perhaps, something akin to a Chaos god?
I don't know how he could have manifested though, especially considering his power.
case013 wrote:Wait but dont the SW in the book still get controlled even though they have changed their names from what they were before they became full battle brothers? Because if im not mistaken the daemon was using their SW names if Prospero Burns.
While I haven't read Prospero Burns, I would assume that very few daemons (is it possible for normal psykers to do it in the same manner?) have the ability to do it. Otherwise it doesn't really seem to make much sense, especially when you have Greater Daemon's that have grudges against specific Space Marines. Could it possibly have something to do with the relative power between the two? From what I've heard the daemon from Prospero Burns was supposed to be very powerful and able to cloak his presence exceptionally well.
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SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:
case013 wrote:Wait but dont the SW in the book still get controlled even though they have changed their names from what they were before they became full battle brothers? Because if im not mistaken the daemon was using their SW names if Prospero Burns.
While I haven't read Prospero Burns, I would assume that very few daemons (is it possible for normal psykers to do it in the same manner?) have the ability to do it. Otherwise it doesn't really seem to make much sense, especially when you have Greater Daemon's that have grudges against specific Space Marines. Could it possibly have something to do with the relative power between the two? From what I've heard the daemon from Prospero Burns was supposed to be very powerful and able to cloak his presence exceptionally well.
Thanks for joining the discussion about that part. I really wanna work this out to a logical end and not have it just be fluff the author decided would be cool. maybe that is part of it that only a few are capable of it name sorcery, but to conflict that the whole story hints and pushes that a name is a powerful thing. like any "spirit" who knows your name has control over you. I completely agree with you because if all a daemon needed was a name then basically the whole 40k universe would come crashing down.
I do like the relative power idea. but the daemon they fight is very powerful and a master manipulator and
I can feel a re-reading of that book coming on.
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Post by: Platuan4th
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Micromegas wrote:
You may be correct, I don't think the Emperor was birthed as a human would be though. Perhaps, something akin to a Chaos god?
I don't know how he could have manifested though, especially considering his power.
There's 2 theories.
1. That he was born like any other human
2. A large group of Shaman gathered and sacrificed themselves, their powers coalescing into a physical being with a culmination of their powers.
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case013 wrote:
Thanks for joining the discussion about that part.
You're welcome.
I completely agree with you because if all a daemon needed was a name then basically the whole 40k universe would come crashing down.
It certainly would.
I do like the relative power idea. but the daemon they fight is very powerful and a master manipulator and
Platuan4th wrote:1. That he was born like any other human
Would this imply that the way any human is born is by the warp presence being first rather than created by the conception of the child, or would this necessitate the Emperor effectively killing a baby to replace it's soul in the womb?
2. A large group of Shaman gathered and sacrificed themselves, their powers coalescing into a physical being with a culmination of their powers.
I just don't understand how such a powerful force would be able to gain entry into the Materium in the first place. I mean, the Emperor seems unparalleled in psychic power - even the Eldar can't use their full potential for fear of Slaanesh, but the Emperor apparently does not fear the Chaos Gods in the same way.
Isn't there a third theory that he's an Old One? Or has that been disproved?
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Post by: SuperSonicDuke
That would be a fantastic idea, Big E is an Old One, making Mankind in his own image?
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Post by: Platuan4th
SuperSonicDuke wrote:That would be a fantastic idea, Big E is an Old One, making Mankind in his own image?
Shhh! Not everyone takes a shine to the ideas put forth by Xenology.
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Post by: Platuan4th
case013 wrote:wait but arent the
Nope.
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Ive seen the pic but i mean like all sneaky sneaky wise.
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Post by: Platuan4th
case013 wrote:Ive seen the pic but i mean like all sneaky sneaky wise. They're sneaky in the way they stay away from humans and travel, but the similarity ends there. They're very devoted to their family units.
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ah gotcha. been a while since id really read anything about them. thanks for the refresher.
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Post by: BaronIveagh
Wasn't the book that pic was from already retconned to a fair thee well though?
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Post by: Platuan4th
BaronIveagh wrote:Wasn't the book that pic was from already retconned to a fair thee well though?
Not that I've ever heard of.
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Post by: shrike
His name is (or was? or will be?) Pat Johnson.
seriously? It's derek. Derek Stevenson. What, you thought it would be all cool and awesome? If it was, why would he change it to "the emperor"?
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Post by: TyraelVladinhurst
shrike wrote:His name is (or was? or will be?) Pat Johnson.
seriously? It's derek. Derek Stevenson. What, you thought it would be all cool and awesome? If it was, why would he change it to "the emperor"?
cus his name was and is Tracy... tis why he changed it to Emperor
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Post by: shrike
TyraelVladinhurst wrote:shrike wrote:His name is (or was? or will be?) Pat Johnson.
seriously? It's derek. Derek Stevenson. What, you thought it would be all cool and awesome? If it was, why would he change it to "the emperor"?
cus his name was and is Tracy... tis why he changed it to Emperor
That was his daughter, renamed sanguinius.
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Post by: Platuan4th
shrike wrote:TyraelVladinhurst wrote:shrike wrote:His name is (or was? or will be?) Pat Johnson.
seriously? It's derek. Derek Stevenson. What, you thought it would be all cool and awesome? If it was, why would he change it to "the emperor"?
cus his name was and is Tracy... tis why he changed it to Emperor
That was his daughter, renamed sanguinius.
Man, Sanguinius is the hottest girl ever, after Taylor Hanson.
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Post by: purplefood
Postman Pat?
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
SuperSonicDuke wrote:That would be a fantastic idea, Big E is an Old One, making Mankind in his own image?
Personally, I hate the idea. I feel that the God Emperor of Mankind should be a man, rather than being manipulated by some xeno.
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Post by: Doop Dude
VikingScott wrote:Learning Big E's name is like taking a hit of Charlie Sheen. Thus no one knows his name.
The Emperor is Charlie Sheen. He's bitchin' a freakin' rockstar from Terra.
Seriously, the Emperor is a psyker, and...
Ok, seriously though, the Emperor is Mark Zuckerburg. True story.
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Post by: The Fox Lord
Conan of Cimmeria
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Post by: sarpedons-right-hand
He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy.....
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Post by: shrike
sarpedons-right-hand wrote:He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy.....
talking to a marine wearing MK6 "corvus" helmets- "Big nose!"
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Post by: Ridealgh
Its blatantly Chuck Norris!!!
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Post by: DickBandit
^
The Chuck Norris thing is really old, in fact I'm not sure how that even started...
Rorepme Dog is his name.
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Post by: Colep715
It is written somewhere in one of the 40K books that I have read (though I can't remember which one and I am not going to re-read my entire library to find it) that he is simply known as the Emperor and always has been.
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Post by: Doop Dude
Colep715 wrote:It is written somewhere in one of the 40K books that I have read (though I can't remember which one and I am not going to re-read my entire library to find it) that he is simply known as the Emperor and always has been.
Ah, that book, what's that called, ummm, oh yeah, Warhammer 40,000 Rulebook, 5th Edition?
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Post by: Uhlan
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Micromegas wrote:The thing is religion cheapens life and in the early days of man it allowed for wars and war crimes to be justified, along with other horrible atrocities against humanity.
Are you seriously suggesting that if it wasn't for religion then wars wouldn't happen? Also, could you please provide an example of a war that was initiated purely for religion?
Uhlan wrote:But, he's from 'Anatolia' and in our present time that's Turkey, so...
At the time he was born it wasn't Turkey. Not sure what it was (it may have been before the Byzantines (or their ancestors) arrived there), but his name would almost certainly not have been in either Arabic or Turkish. I'm pretty sure his name has yet to be given.
As to those saying he was various religious leaders, considering he was supposed to be guiding humanity from the shadows, so to speak, I highly doubt he was Jesus or Muhammad who drew a lot of attention to themselves.
Yeah, I got that he's not a Turk, but I don't know what language was present at 8000 bce (according to some fluff I think) in Anatolia so I chose present time. Perhaps my humor is a bit too dry. Maybe I should have translated "John Doe" instead...
Oh Yeah,
I don't think the Emperor was anyone we'd know in history. I think he was the preverbial 'power behind the throne' of many influential people throughout history. Guiding events rather than making news. Personally, I think he's a member or leader of the "Illuminati"... at least I think it would explain a lot. Plus add a lot of interesting intrigue.
Unlike Chaos demons, like doombreed, who have different agendas (and revel in the power and mayhem) exploiting their time in the material world with as much gusto as possible. The Emperor didn't make himself known for a long, long time. He knew what he was up against and maybe wasn't fully prepared to lead humanity until he did.
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Post by: Mustela
Either Rick Priestley or Andy Chambers, can't remember which.
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Mustela thats intelligent
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Post by: sn0zcumb3r
Ophelia Balls
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Post by: Inquisitor_Dunn
His real name is Barney Stimpson. He is awesome, true story. This thread is truely Legen........wait for it.............dary!
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Post by: Elector
Some call him ...... Tim.
Or Batman, your pick.
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Post by: phantommaster
In Mechanicum it states he was all the important characters in time. George and the Dragon (Void Dragon/Omnisiah/3rd C'tan) being the example.
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Post by: snake
George Bush.
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Post by: Grakmar
The Emperor is probably a Hattian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattians
They're the closest thing to an ancient people living in central Anatolia at the time. But, going back that many centuries makes everything rather unclear.
They didn't have a written language, and the most well-known family name is Hattico. So, that's my best guess for the Emperor's name. Mr. Hattico.
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Post by: samtheking
If the emperor is jesus then jesus is dead on the golden thrown so emperor is not jesus
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Post by: purplefood
samtheking wrote:If the emperor is jesus then jesus is dead on the golden thrown so emperor is not jesus
How do you know he isn't/wasn't?
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Post by: CoI
In the Horus heresy series (i can't remember which book) Horus mentions that a ring the emperor gave him 'was only a century or 2 older than the emperor' and that it was ancient Persian. IIRC the ring described is very famous. But my Ancient Persian history of jewelry isn't with me today...
but i think (like many others) that he was the 'behind the scenes' guy since he was born/created/woken up/exploded from the warp. Maybe at one point Rasputin? The fact it took so much to kill the guy makes this make a bit more sense.
but i also believe he is fully human. He may have been made, but he's still human. uber psyker, but still human.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
The emperor's name is.... the doctor.
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Post by: GazzyG
Mr Nobody wrote:The emperor's name is.... the doctor.
What... Valentino Rossi?
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Post by: Potato_God
theres a machine on Mars calculating all the names in the universe, stopping when they finally find the emperors. or this is just a "Million names of God" reference. YOU DECIDE!
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Post by: vitki
Robert Paulson
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Post by: punkow
Barack Obama !
No? why? He's not black?
... You fethin' racist!
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Post by: NagothDaCleaver
Ted Theodore Logan
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NagothDaCleaver wrote:Ted Theodore Logan
or is it Bill S. Preston? (esquire)
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Post by: D.Smith
Dr Cox
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Post by: Warboss ZanZag
Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space! And Thus having sex with female aliens. And Horus was his Jaloux wingman!
True story.
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Post by: samtheking
Well considering the discussion the empore is earther jesus or some really smart guy.
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Post by: CrPhoenix
Barry....it the new bob
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Post by: Phototoxin
I think Liam Pourer is probably spot on....
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Post by: Ridealgh
does that mean he is jesus and JFK and Obama and Adam west and HenryVIII and Julius Caesar?
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Post by: geordie09
Kaiser Souze
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Post by: Platuan4th
Warboss ZanZag wrote:Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space!
You DO know who you're talking about, right?
Although, if the Emperor is Neil Patrick Harris, that explains Marines...
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Post by: undivided
Charlie Sheen.
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Post by: TyraelVladinhurst
Tracy, Eldrad said so..... LOL
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Post by: Doop Dude
Platuan4th wrote:Warboss ZanZag wrote:Neil Patrick Harris!
After sleeping with the intire earth female population he wanted to take his mandliness and sexapeal to Space!
You DO know who you're talking about, right?
Although, if the Emperor is Neil Patrick Harris, that explains Marines...
I think he meant Barney, but still...
"Saguinus, I, uh, need to see you in my office... you next Dorn... bring your fist..."
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Post by: Melkhiordarkblade
He is a boy named Susan.
(10 points if you get the reference)
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Post by: Roadkill Zombie
The Emperor has 3 names
Mark Wells (CEO of Games Workshop)
Tom Kirby (Chairman of Games Workshop)
Kevin Rountree (CFO of Games Workshop)
Without their guiding light, there would be no space marines
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Post by: BeefCakeSoup
Matt Ward.
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Melkhiordarkblade wrote:He is a boy named Susan.
(10 points if you get the reference)
but will he go whip his mean old dad's ass?
my vote goes to
Richard (Dick) Cox
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Post by: Henners91
It used to make me giggle how in DoW I the IG General would yell "THEY SHALL KNOW THE EMPEROR'S NAME!" Used to make me imagine a guardsman turning around to him and saying "What is the Emperor's name, sir?" *Blam*
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Post by: ShatteredBlade
geordie09 wrote:Kaiser Souze
Freaking brilliant man
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Post by: ph34r
The Emperor is the reincarnated form of hundreds of old earth shamans. He "has" as many names, though his reincarnation might not even remember them. Or care.
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Post by: Daedricbob
So the big E has been trying to create a united planet for aeons and could be several of the famous warlords throughout history...
He likes elite armies...
He likes eagles motifs...
He likes persecuting the religious...
Aside from possibly being involved in the Roman empire as Emperor (possibly a few times) as mentioned previously in this thread, there's another distinct possibility
Oh dear...
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Post by: ShatteredBlade
I'd actually liken the Emperor to a Czar of the Russian Empire.
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Post by: Doop Dude
ph34r wrote:The Emperor is the reincarnated form of hundreds of old earth shamans. He "has" as many names, though his reincarnation might not even remember them. Or care.
This. I remember them talking about this in an IC podcast.
My guess is, WW3 happened, everything reverted back to the Stone Age, psykers appeared, a major group of them came along and were like, "Hey, let's go uber on their  and then take over space, yeah?"
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Post by: master of ordinance
What-THERE IS NO GOD.
but then again he was made into a god in the end...
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
I should think the Emperor purposely keeps his real name hidden so that he can't be controlled or bound in the same way daemons, and seemingly everything else can. There is much power in a name. I'll cite the end of Prospero Burns as a reference, but won't spoil it.
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Post by: Platuan4th
Doop Dude wrote:ph34r wrote:The Emperor is the reincarnated form of hundreds of old earth shamans. He "has" as many names, though his reincarnation might not even remember them. Or care.
This. I remember them talking about this in an IC podcast.
My guess is, WW3 happened, everything reverted back to the Stone Age, psykers appeared, a major group of them came along and were like, "Hey, let's go uber on their  and then take over space, yeah?"
That doesn't work unless the clock also reset. We used to have an approximate date for the Emperor's birth(~8,000 B.C.).
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Post by: Hawkward
Sometimes preventing people from humanizing you makes you a more powerful ruler. Elizabeth I wore heavy face powder to make herself seem grim and unearthly. Japanese God-Emperors actually have no official name - currently, the man named Akihito is referred to as "His Imperial Majesty," and will only be officially named as "Emperor Heisei" after his demise. Fundamentalist Islam forbids the making of any image of Muhammed. Pretty much every monarchic nation has a tradition of taking on a name of state or even completely shedding their name when someone ascends to the throne. It's all a way of making yourself seem divine and inhuman, and it has an effect even in secular societies. Anyone who is so important that they can go without having a name is clearly powerful enough to demand respect.
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Platuan4th wrote:Doop Dude wrote:ph34r wrote:The Emperor is the reincarnated form of hundreds of old earth shamans. He "has" as many names, though his reincarnation might not even remember them. Or care.
This. I remember them talking about this in an IC podcast.
My guess is, WW3 happened, everything reverted back to the Stone Age, psykers appeared, a major group of them came along and were like, "Hey, let's go uber on their  and then take over space, yeah?"
That doesn't work unless the clock also reset. We used to have an approximate date for the Emperor's birth(~8,000 B.C.).
I see. Ok, my new guess is that these psykers have been around for yonkderks then.
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