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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Was discussing the relationships between battle brothers with some friends. After some debate we decided it was a bromance. Anyone else have thoughts on the matter?
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Post by: Ma55ter_fett
I imagine it would sort of be like a high school football team, lots of swatting each other on the butt and surreptitious peeking in the showers to see how your "equipment" measured up with the other manly men.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Well you do get the impression of the fraternity keggers when you read about the Space Wolves.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
They are brothers and the affection they have for eachother is the same as one has for their siblings. Chapter masters and dreadnoughts may be viewed more as a father figure, while other high ranking space marines are like older brothers. Scouts would be viewed the same way one views their little brother.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Except we see fear/revulsion directed at Techmarines and Librians.
Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants.
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Post by: Ma55ter_fett
Mr Nobody wrote: Scouts would be viewed the same way one views their little brother.
Meaning that they make them eat worms and tease them when they cry.
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Post by: Owain
By what I've seen, Scouts are treated as partial outsiders seeking to prove themselves worthy to become full-fledged Battle Brothers.
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Post by: Laodamia
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants.
Exactly. I guess it depends on the culture of the chapter.
Some chapters with a more "primitive" or archaic culture might place hierarchy before fraternity. Hence, neophytes would be disregarded by battle brothers, who are in turn being despised by the proud veterans, etc.
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Post by: btemple0
Meh, sounds like any other military unit.
In other words:
Old Guy: "Hey new guy, take this trash bag and get me an exhaust sample from the generator."
New Guy: "Okay, how do I do that?"
Old Guy: "Take the trash bag and hold it over the exhaust pipe while it is running, then take the bag to the motor sergeant."
The New Guy then runs off to do it, and then during all of the laughter from everyone else, goes to the Motor Sergeant, who tells him he needs some Flight Line, and some Blinker Fluid.
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Post by: pdawg517
Ma55ter_fett wrote:Mr Nobody wrote: Scouts would be viewed the same way one views their little brother. Meaning that they make them eat worms and tease them when they cry. Battle Brother: "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself" Scout: CHAPTER MASTER!!! Brother David won't leave me alone! 500 Posts!
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Post by: Brother Coa
It's not like that....
Scouts are the future of the Chapter and for that they are respected. And the older Marines are teaching them well, maybe sometimes they are pushing them over the limits.
But I have never heard of Space Marines abusing their scouts, they are just to disciplined and religious to do that.
Example is Scout sergeant Cyrus from DoW II. I never saw Other sergeants abuse him or their scouts.
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Post by: akaean
Well... the Ultramarines are based off Greek / Roman Culture... So MY guess is... errr... think naked in bath houses with boys of a questionable age (those poor scouts) I mean... blame the Romans not me :/
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Post by: purplefood
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Well you do get the impression of the fraternity keggers when you read about the Space Wolves.
This... even the elder (and wiser) SW do some srazy stuff. Though the Blood Claws are entertaining aparently...
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
akaean wrote:Well... the Ultramarines are based off Greek / Roman Culture...
So MY guess is... errr... think naked in bath houses with boys of a questionable age (those poor scouts)
I mean... blame the Romans not me :/
Show us on the doll where the chaplain touched you.
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Post by: EmilCrane
Son 0f Dorn wrote:
Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants.
No, they don't, they train them and the initiates treat this as a solemn duty. Its a peer mentor relationship. They're not pampered, but they're not treated as servants, no where in the codex does it say this.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
They do the duties of chapter serfs for whoever they are apprenticing for.
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Post by: EmilCrane
Son 0f Dorn wrote:They do the duties of chapter serfs for whoever is training them.
It says they do wait on them at banquets, not that they do the work of serfs.
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Post by: Footsloggin
Son 0f Dorn wrote:akaean wrote:Well... the Ultramarines are based off Greek / Roman Culture...
So MY guess is... errr... think naked in bath houses with boys of a questionable age (those poor scouts)
I mean... blame the Romans not me :/
Show us on the doll where the chaplain touched you.
*Crushes the doll in his hands*
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Post by: Owain
^ He was quite thorough, then.
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Post by: Footsloggin
At any rate, as stated, the Space Marines relationship with one another is generally a strong family-like bond, however, there are variations from chapter to chapter.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
One fist ready to strike your enemies, the other reaching out to help your brother.
Just think it's funnier to picture them that way.
@Footsloggin: I lol'd. Pretty hard too.
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Post by: -Cypher-
Ma55ter_fett wrote:I imagine it would sort of be like a high school football team, lots of swatting each other on the butt and surreptitious peeking in the showers to see how your "equipment" measured up with the other manly men.
I think more of the bond of gladiators in ancient Rome. A Lanister would own a group and they would constantly try to out-do their "brothers" in the Arena. Seems pertinent to the bond between Space Marines with either duty, the Imperium, their chapter, or the Emperor as their Lanister.
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Post by: Kilkrazy
EmilCrane wrote:Son 0f Dorn wrote:
Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants.
No, they don't, they train them and the initiates treat this as a solemn duty. Its a peer mentor relationship. They're not pampered, but they're not treated as servants, no where in the codex does it say this.
I wouldn't expect a Space Marines recruiting document to mention the abuse of new members as a prominent feature of chapter life.
There are about 1,000 chapters with a highly variable level of adherence to the strict principles of the Vanilla codex. It wouldn't surprise me if a few chapters were a bit more unorthodox in the treatment of different levels.
Spartans had a pretty crappy time before they got to full Spartiate level. But in their system, any boy born in Sparta was in the system as soon as he could walk, no choice.
I don't imagine GW would ever publish material covering physical, mental or sexual abuse of initiates.
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Post by: EmilCrane
Kilkrazy wrote:EmilCrane wrote:Son 0f Dorn wrote:
Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants.
No, they don't, they train them and the initiates treat this as a solemn duty. Its a peer mentor relationship. They're not pampered, but they're not treated as servants, no where in the codex does it say this.
I wouldn't expect a Space Marines recruiting document to mention the abuse of new members as a prominent feature of chapter life.
There are about 1,000 chapters with a highly variable level of adherence to the strict principles of the Vanilla codex. It wouldn't surprise me if a few chapters were a bit more unorthodox in the treatment of different levels.
Spartans had a pretty crappy time before they got to full Spartiate level. But in their system, any boy born in Sparta was in the system as soon as he could walk, no choice.
I don't imagine GW would ever publish material covering physical, mental or sexual abuse of initiates.
I was specifically talking about the Black templars, and in their codex it doesn't say the neophytes do the work of serfs
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Post by: Kingsley
Kilkrazy wrote:I don't imagine GW would ever publish material covering physical, mental or sexual abuse of initiates.
Sounds like someone hasn't read Space Marine, by Ian Watson.
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Post by: Conservationist
Bromance is HERESY! I'm sure they do not poke each others back with well...yea..., do not touch each other's...well..yea... and do not sleep with each other while having...well..yea...
What do you call someone (or something) that suffers the horrors of the universe with you, who prays with you, eats with you, trains with you, dies with you, gives you advice, takes your advice, looks out for you, make fun of you, let you make fun of him, fights beside you, is willing to die for you (and the Emperor), lives more than centuries with you and suffers with you?
Brother.
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Post by: Dark
akaean wrote:Well... the Ultramarines are based off Greek / Roman Culture...
So MY guess is... errr... think naked in bath houses with boys of a questionable age (those poor scouts)
I mean... blame the Romans not me :/
This train of thoughts makes one wonder why the Crimson Fists are called that way.
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Post by: bthom37
So, Aspirant Theo, you wish to become a full fledged Battle Brother?
<Thwack>
Thank you sir, may I have another?
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Post by: Kilkrazy
Fetterkey wrote:Kilkrazy wrote:I don't imagine GW would ever publish material covering physical, mental or sexual abuse of initiates.
Sounds like someone hasn't read Space Marine, by Ian Watson.
I've never read any GW novels, and never intend to.
However the codex is the starting point really.
The BA codex may well not say anything about the initiates doing the duty of serfs.
The young Spartans didn't have to do the duty of serfs (helots) either. There was a bunch of other stuff they had to do which would certainly be considered abuse in modern times.
Why not the BA?
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Post by: Steelmage99
Son 0f Dorn wrote:One fist ready to strike your enemies, the other reaching out around to help your brother. I AM SORRY!!!! Couldn't help myself* after the Greek/Roman reference. *Yes, yes. I know.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Conservationist wrote:Bromance is HERESY! I'm sure they do not poke each others back with well...yea..., do not touch each other's...well..yea... and do not sleep with each other while having...well..yea...
What do you call someone (or something) that suffers the horrors of the universe with you, who prays with you, eats with you, trains with you, dies with you, gives you advice, takes your advice, looks out for you, make fun of you, let you make fun of him, fights beside you, is willing to die for you (and the Emperor), lives more than centuries with you and suffers with you?
Brother.
This. It's the best way to describe their bond.
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Post by: Laodamia
So this would be the description of the bond between battle-bros equal in rank.
But how do they view the Chapter Master? And the libbies? And the scouts? And what about the chapter serfs who were denied the right to be called "brothers". And how would they even view the populations they rule and protect (if they are not fleet-based)?
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Laodamia wrote:So this would be the description of the bond between battle-bros equal in rank.
But how do they view the Chapter Master? And the libbies? And the scouts? And what about the chapter serfs who were denied the right to be called "brothers". And how would they even view the populations they rule and protect (if they are not fleet-based)?
I always imagined dreadnoughts being viewed like elders, depending on the chapter. Very old with alot of experience and wisdom.
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Post by: Fafnir
Who would have thought that a fictional universe that is largely focused on the exploits of large, sweaty, grunting manly mans men weilding oversized phallic symbols would have homosexual overtones...
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Post by: Brother Coa
Fafnir wrote:Who would have thought that a fictional universe that is largely focused on the exploits of large, sweaty, grunting manly mans men weilding oversized phallic symbols would have homosexual overtones...
I sense Chaos taint in your voice...
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Post by: Laodamia
Fafnir wrote:Who would have thought that a fictional universe that is largely focused on the exploits of large, sweaty, grunting manly mans men weilding oversized phallic symbols would have homosexual overtones...
Where did you see a phallic symbol on SM?
I bet coa is right.
He must be possessed by a slaanesh daemon!
 Burn the Heretic!
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Post by: Fafnir
Laodamia wrote:Fafnir wrote:Who would have thought that a fictional universe that is largely focused on the exploits of large, sweaty, grunting manly mans men weilding oversized phallic symbols would have homosexual overtones...
Where did you see a phallic symbol on SM?
It's like they're screaming "HEY! LOOK AT MY REALLY BIG SCHLONG!"
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Post by: Retrias
Mr Nobody wrote:Laodamia wrote:So this would be the description of the bond between battle-bros equal in rank.
But how do they view the Chapter Master? And the libbies? And the scouts? And what about the chapter serfs who were denied the right to be called "brothers". And how would they even view the populations they rule and protect (if they are not fleet-based)?
I always imagined dreadnoughts being viewed like elders, depending on the chapter. Very old with alot of experience and wisdom.
Which chapter wouldn't view dreadnought as something around the line of way too old brothers or an elderly member of the family?
then again ALL SM chapter can be accused of "questionable" practices
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Post by: Brother Coa
Laodamia wrote:
It's like they're screaming "HEY! LOOK AT MY REALLY BIG SCHLONG!"
No no no... they are just saying: "Take a look at my big gun - it will be your last"
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Post by: Fafnir
Brother Coa wrote:Laodamia wrote:
It's like they're screaming "HEY! LOOK AT MY REALLY BIG SCHLONG!"
No no no... they are just saying: "Take a look at my big gun - it will be your last"
When I unload my hot, steaming load of concentrated plasma straight into your...
Nevermind.
In all serioussness though, 40k is pretty much the ultimate in masculine overcompensation. It'll end up being a major subject in a paper I'll be writing soon.
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Post by: Brother Coa
Fafnir wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Laodamia wrote:
It's like they're screaming "HEY! LOOK AT MY REALLY BIG SCHLONG!"
No no no... they are just saying: "Take a look at my big gun - it will be your last"
When I unload my hot, steaming load of concentrated plasma straight into your...
Nevermind.
In all serioussness though, 40k is pretty much the ultimate in masculine overcompensation. It'll end up being a major subject in a paper I'll be writing soon.
You are really made me laugh with your plasma joke
And in all serioussness what about Sisters of Battle? Or the Eldar?
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Post by: Fafnir
The sisters of battle are still incredibly masculine. If you took away the boobs and the name, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. The oversized phallic imagery doesn't help either.
In the case of Eldar, their weapons could be considered just as phallic, in some cases even moreso (dark reapers... wow).
Additionally, although being marginal improvements compared to Space Marines, they're not nearly as marketed.
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Post by: Brother Coa
Fafnir wrote:The sisters of battle are still incredibly masculine. If you took away the boobs and the name, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference. The oversized phallic imagery doesn't help either.
In the case of Eldar, their weapons could be considered just as phallic, in some cases even moreso (dark reapers... wow).
Additionally, although being marginal improvements compared to Space Marines, they're not nearly as marketed.
No, Sisters are not that much muscular. I would tag some pictures but the forum rules....
A for Eldar, I thougt on Farseers (Taldeer, Macha, idranel) and on Banshees.
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Post by: Laodamia
Damn, this entire forum is being overrun by slaaneshi cultists!
Where is the Inquisition when we need it the most?!?
I would say that eldars seem to have the less "masculine virility" connotations in this sci-fi universe. Their overall appearance is more subtle, almost feminine. (I'm gonna get quartered by all eldar players for this line...)
Back on topic, I wonder if SoB share the same bond between them than SM. Do they view their canonness as a mother?
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Post by: Kilkrazy
Laodamia wrote:Fafnir wrote:Who would have thought that a fictional universe that is largely focused on the exploits of large, sweaty, grunting manly mans men weilding oversized phallic symbols would have homosexual overtones...
Where did you see a phallic symbol on SM?
I bet coa is right.
He must be possessed by a slaanesh daemon!
 Burn the Heretic!
The whole image of SMs -- super tall, hyper muscley, their body image magnified farther by power armour -- is an adolescent dream of exaggerated manly manliness and male power.
The sub-text is so bleeding obvious it hardly counts as sub-text.
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Post by: purplefood
Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
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Post by: Mr Nobody
This is why I play Tyranids, no freudian subtext.
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Post by: Laodamia
Mr Nobody wrote:This is why I play Tyranids, no freudian subtext.
You're right, no freudian subtext. Just severe bulimia symptoms.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
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Post by: purplefood
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
Be fair to the man he did say "Sometimes a banana is just a banana"
Phallic imagery can be found anywhere but sometimes it does get a bit dodgy...
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Post by: Mr Nobody
purplefood wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
Be fair to the man he did say "Sometimes a banana is just a banana"
Phallic imagery can be found anywhere but sometimes it does get a bit dodgy...
Usually it's phallic when it gets on the ridiculous side, like the giant swords in final fantasy and other games, giant guns and swords are compensation. You know what they say, the bigger the gun, the smaller the pistol.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
First, I'd like to say, WOW. Didn't expect this thread to take off so quickly.  Secondly, it's going off topic to the extreme. It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships. I'm going off of the first two definitions listed here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bromance So please forgive me if I unintentionally brought insult with the ambiguousness of my phrasing.
As for all the phallic references, they're seen in almost anything.  (no more crimson fisting!)
EmilCrane wrote:I was specifically talking about the Black templars, and in their codex it doesn't say the neophytes do the work of serfs
I don't know what things are like where you are from, but if I'm waiting on someone at banquets, I'd be their serf. Serfs in the other chapters also handle this duty. And IIRC, doesn't they're codex say they have to carry the gear/armor for who they are mentoring with and are responsible for cleaning/upkeep of said equipment?
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
purplefood wrote:
Be fair to the man he did say "Sometimes a banana is just a banana"
Phallic imagery can be found anywhere but sometimes it does get a bit dodgy...
I haven't read his works, but the interpretation people give to me seems somewhat suspect.
Mr Nobody wrote:Usually it's phallic when it gets on the ridiculous side, like the giant swords in final fantasy and other games, giant guns and swords are compensation. You know what they say, the bigger the gun, the smaller the pistol.
There's no real suggestion of such a thing though. It's just something people say. Large swords were used in real life, albeit they were unlikely to be of the same size as some in fantasy games (like in Final Fantasy), and oversized swords are much more likely to be due to the 'rule of cool' than any phallic symbolism.
Son of Dorn wrote:It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships.
What do you expect when you use a word that was very recently made up (and a clumsy amalgamation of two already existing words as well)? Yes, Space Marines likely have that sort of relation. It's clear that they love each other at least as much as any real life military unit. They live, fight and die together, and view each other as brothers (as pointed out).
As for all the phallic references, they're seen in almost anything. (no more crimson fisting!)
Only if you choose to see them. I've been told that a scene in Bram Stokers Dracula when a vampire is stabbed through the heart with a stake is phallic. Personally, I'd never have come close to thinking such a thing.
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Post by: purplefood
Anything pointy and/or has a violent use can be said to be phallic...
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Son of Dorn wrote:It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships.
What do you expect when you use a word that was very recently made up (and a clumsy amalgamation of two already existing words as well)? Yes, Space Marines likely have that sort of relation. It's clear that they love each other at least as much as any real life military unit. They live, fight and die together, and view each other as brothers (as pointed out).
As for all the phallic references, they're seen in almost anything. (no more crimson fisting!)
Only if you choose to see them. I've been told that a scene in Bram Stokers Dracula when a vampire is stabbed through the heart with a stake is phallic. Personally, I'd never have come close to thinking such a thing.
Actually, the term 'bromance' is popular slang where I live and amoungst my friends (as we're all dorks that way) and I didn't really think about it being a relatively new term when I used it.
As for the phallic issue, I think it comes more down to that particular shape being the most effecient for the purpose of thrusting. Whether it's a phallically shaped ship thrusting through atmostphere to get to outer space, a phallically shaped sworth thrusting forward to pierce armor and kill an enemy, or a phallically shaped weapon thrusting a projectile outwards do kill/maim/destroy someone. We see it everywhere because no other shape is as effecienct for conveying kinetic energy to a specific point. Seeking it all out is reading too deeply into it, IMHO.
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Post by: Conservationist
Son 0f Dorn wrote:First, I'd like to say, WOW. Didn't expect this thread to take off so quickly.  Secondly, it's going off topic to the extreme. It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships. I'm going off of the first two definitions listed here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bromance So please forgive me if I unintentionally brought insult with the ambiguousness of my phrasing.
As for all the phallic references, they're seen in almost anything.  (no more crimson fisting!) 
You could have said so earlier. In this universe, it is only Grimdark. If you don't state what you want, the administratum would give you what you do NOT want. Which is probably going to kill you. What if I was an inquisitor? You would be dragged off, tortured and destroyed.
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Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle
Mr Nobody wrote:This is why I play Tyranids, no freudian subtext.
There's always a Fruedian sub-text
If you play Nids it means you really want to go play popsey with the Mother-in-Law. Automatically Appended Next Post: Just seen this thread title:
General fantasy questions regarding Lizardmen‏
see what I mean?
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Conservationist wrote:Son 0f Dorn wrote:First, I'd like to say, WOW. Didn't expect this thread to take off so quickly.  Secondly, it's going off topic to the extreme. It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships. I'm going off of the first two definitions listed here http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bromance So please forgive me if I unintentionally brought insult with the ambiguousness of my phrasing.
As for all the phallic references, they're seen in almost anything.  (no more crimson fisting!) 
You could have said so earlier. In this universe, it is only Grimdark. If you don't state what you want, the administratum would give you what you do NOT want. Which is probably going to kill you. What if I was an inquisitor? You would be dragged off, tortured and destroyed.
Or made into a member of your retinue for my 'inquisitive' natue?
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Post by: Doop Dude
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Except we see fear/revulsion directed at Techmarines and Librians. The older brother who picks his nose, smokes weed, and the parents seem to dislike him, but love him deep down Son 0f Dorn wrote:Black Templar treat neophytes (scouts) as personal servants. ........If it is wrong to make your brother your slave, sue me. EmilCrane wrote:I was specifically talking about the Black templars, and in their codex it doesn't say the neophytes do the work of serfs
I don't know what things are like where you are from, but if I'm waiting on someone at banquets, I'd be their serf. Serfs in the other chapters also handle this duty. And IIRC, doesn't they're codex say they have to carry the gear/armor for who they are mentoring with and are responsible for cleaning/upkeep of said equipment? I very much agree with S0D. If any you have read the Ranger's Apprentice books, this is what I think it'd be like. Halt was a mentor to his apprentice, Will, and loved him dearly, but he treated him a bit roughly, and made him do a crap-load of work for him. Son 0f Dorn wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Son of Dorn wrote:It is very appearant that many of you didn't properly understand my meaning when I used the term 'Bromance'. It has nothing to do with homosexual relationships.
What do you expect when you use a word that was very recently made up (and a clumsy amalgamation of two already existing words as well)? Yes, Space Marines likely have that sort of relation. It's clear that they love each other at least as much as any real life military unit. They live, fight and die together, and view each other as brothers (as pointed out). Actually, the term 'bromance' is popular slang where I live and amoungst my friends (as we're all dorks that way) and I didn't really think about it being a relatively new term when I used it. It is the same. I have a number of different circles of friends, and in all of them, there are the group of guys who hug each other hello and goodbye, give each other advice and talk about pretty deep stuff, and, yes, every so often, give their mates an encouraging pat on the backside. I agree with OP on the topic though. To me, it seems like this - - Primarchs are the grandfathers - Chapter Masters are the big daddy's - Dreads are the wise old uncles. - Libbys and Tech Priests are the weird older brothers that smoke weed - Chaplains are the really cool older brothers, who everyone loves. - Normal Marines are the middle children - Scouts are the youngest, so picked on a bit, by forced servitude.
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Post by: Fafnir
Doop Dude wrote:
- Dreads are the wise old uncles.
And Slaanesh Dreads are that weird uncle who touched you in weird places?
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
That sums it up fairly well. Had another discussion yesterday with a friend who plays SW. I said I kinda picture them being like the characters in Metalocalypse.
"I totally shot this guy with a missle and he exploded all over.
That's so brutal!"
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Post by: Fafnir
I would watch a 40k show done in the style of metalocalypse. Would be awesome.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Be perfect for the wolves. Totally oblivious to how they come across.  Be hilarious.
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Post by: Fafnir
It would finally give me a reason to like the Space Wolves.
I could totally imagine an the Manager being an Inquisitor.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Or a Imperial Warmaster trying to get them to help where the guard need it
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Post by: Nurglitch
Fafnir wrote:I would watch a 40k show done in the style of metalocalypse. Would be awesome.
I unreservedly agree.
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Tokey would totally be a scout.
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Post by: Doop Dude
Fafnir wrote:Doop Dude wrote:
- Dreads are the wise old uncles.
And Slaanesh Dreads are that weird uncle who touched you in weird places?
Dread Power Fist. Ka-runch.
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Post by: Retrias
Fafnir wrote:Doop Dude wrote:
- Dreads are the wise old uncles.
And Slaanesh Dreads are that weird uncle who touched you in weird places?
Show us on this newly recruited Slaneesh Marine where the Dread touched you, if it is right he is going venerable
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Post by: Conservationist
Fafnir wrote:Doop Dude wrote:
- Dreads are the wise old uncles.
And Slaanesh Dreads are that weird uncle who touched you in weird places?
You forgot and gives you 5 bucks to shut up about it.
Somehow I feel this thread has degenerated into a grimdark pedophiliac thread. The future of pedophilism.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Would Librarians be a little different since they keep the history/secrets of the chapter (with obvious exceptions like DA)
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Post by: purplefood
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Would Librarians be a little different since they keep the history/secrets of the chapter (with obvious exceptions like DA)
No one likes Librarians...
They apart from their brothers much like Techmarines.
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Post by: mwnciboo
It's a funny thing, Bromance? No, fraternity No. Ask any one who has served, its comradeship. You mercilessly take the piss out of each other, competiviness, you would share your darkest secrets, ambitions, hopes, aspirations, fears. You talk about anything, everything, you share the triumphs, victories, the defeats, the stress, the fear the hardships, everything absolutely everything. Boot polish, tooth paste, food, water. It is bizarre because outside of the military (standfast maybe the emergency services) you never know the people you work with that well. People I have served with, i could tell you things their mothers wouldn't know. They are not your friends, they are your comrades, Brothers in Arms.
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Post by: Black Corsair
mwnciboo wrote:It's a funny thing, Bromance? No, fraternity No. Ask any one who has served, its comradeship. You mercilessly take the piss out of each other, competiviness, you would share your darkest secrets, ambitions, hopes, aspirations, fears. You talk about anything, everything, you share the triumphs, victories, the defeats, the stress, the fear the hardships, everything absolutely everything. Boot polish, tooth paste, food, water. It is bizarre because outside of the military (standfast maybe the emergency services) you never know the people you work with that well. People I have served with, i could tell you things their mothers wouldn't know. They are not your friends, they are your comrades, Brothers in Arms.
Fully agreed, some people don't know how mad can i be.... my fellow comrades of my company knew it  some things are naturally shared with your comrades... unlike in civilian life... you have to serve to undestand many things that other will not
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Post by: Laodamia
Black Corsair wrote:mwnciboo wrote:It's a funny thing, Bromance? No, fraternity No. Ask any one who has served, its comradeship. You mercilessly take the piss out of each other, competiviness, you would share your darkest secrets, ambitions, hopes, aspirations, fears. You talk about anything, everything, you share the triumphs, victories, the defeats, the stress, the fear the hardships, everything absolutely everything. Boot polish, tooth paste, food, water. It is bizarre because outside of the military (standfast maybe the emergency services) you never know the people you work with that well. People I have served with, i could tell you things their mothers wouldn't know. They are not your friends, they are your comrades, Brothers in Arms.
Fully agreed, some people don't know how mad can i be.... my fellow comrades of my company knew it  some things are naturally shared with your comrades... unlike in civilian life... you have to serve to undestand many things that other will not
It is certainly true for soldiers in our world, but we are talking about SM, in other words, beings that are beyond humanity and that will likely live and fight for hundred of years and face a thousand times more horrors than modern soldiers.
I think their relationship goes beyond pure comradeship.
To you guys that served in the military, how would you imagine your relationship with your brothers in arms after 200 years of service and war?
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Post by: Dark
Laodamia wrote:Black Corsair wrote:mwnciboo wrote:It's a funny thing, Bromance? No, fraternity No. Ask any one who has served, its comradeship. You mercilessly take the piss out of each other, competiviness, you would share your darkest secrets, ambitions, hopes, aspirations, fears. You talk about anything, everything, you share the triumphs, victories, the defeats, the stress, the fear the hardships, everything absolutely everything. Boot polish, tooth paste, food, water. It is bizarre because outside of the military (standfast maybe the emergency services) you never know the people you work with that well. People I have served with, i could tell you things their mothers wouldn't know. They are not your friends, they are your comrades, Brothers in Arms.
Fully agreed, some people don't know how mad can i be.... my fellow comrades of my company knew it  some things are naturally shared with your comrades... unlike in civilian life... you have to serve to undestand many things that other will not
It is certainly true for soldiers in our world, but we are talking about SM, in other words, beings that are beyond humanity and that will likely live and fight for hundred of years and face a thousand times more horrors than modern soldiers.
I think their relationship goes beyond pure comradeship.
To you guys that served in the military, how would you imagine your relationship with your brothers in arms after 200 years of service and war?
I'm still in service and honestly, if by then they didn't killed me, I'll kill them xD
One can stand so much bikering xDDDDD
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
SM have also been hypnotically indoctrinated with information and ideals, so I should think this would also change the way they socialize.
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Post by: DickBandit
I guess it would be like us guys in the army.
We had this discussion one day at work:
Us regular army guys are like a messed up all boys highschool, completely immature and slowed and never ending discussions of female body parts and questionable sex positions.
Rangers are like the jocks... they're just plain slowed and find strength through udder meat-headism.
And Special Forces guys are the obnoxious frat boys that always crash the fething party with their obnoxious shenanigans such as taking Facebook profile pictures whilst clearing a room with 20 flash bangs and unnecessary firepower.
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Post by: SomeRandomEvilGuy
Son 0f Dorn wrote:
Actually, the term 'bromance' is popular slang where I live and amoungst my friends (as we're all dorks that way) and I didn't really think about it being a relatively new term when I used it. 
Interesting. I'm sorry for my overreaction. Over here in England, I've never actually heard it used in real life.
As for the phallic issue, I think it comes more down to that particular shape being the most effecient for the purpose of thrusting. Whether it's a phallically shaped ship thrusting through atmostphere to get to outer space, a phallically shaped sworth thrusting forward to pierce armor and kill an enemy, or a phallically shaped weapon thrusting a projectile outwards do kill/maim/destroy someone. We see it everywhere because no other shape is as effecienct for conveying kinetic energy to a specific point. Seeking it all out is reading too deeply into it, IMHO.
Phallic shaped only in a broad sense though. I mean, shapewise, it's actually completely different.
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
The latter part goes without saying. If you got parts shaped like a sword or a sword shaped like someone's parts, you need some help.
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Post by: Lord_Osma
I imagine a lot of high fives during a SM victory
"Bro, did you see me blow up that monolith?"
"It totally rocked!"
*HIGH FIVE*
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Post by: rovian
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH interseting thread
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Lord_Osma wrote:I imagine a lot of high fives during a SM victory
"Bro, did you see me blow up that monolith?"
"It totally rocked!"
*HIGH FIVE*
Or the bro-fist.
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Post by: guiltl3ss
I imagine them to be like Spartans. 'Nuff said.
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Post by: Dark Apostle 666
How about a brotherly headbutt to the forehead? Wait,scratch that, service studs... ouch...
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Post by: Brother Coa
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Lord_Osma wrote:I imagine a lot of high fives during a SM victory
"Bro, did you see me blow up that monolith?"
"It totally rocked!"
*HIGH FIVE*
Or the bro-fist.
Yeah, imagine power-fist hive-five
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Post by: Mentat
SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
I wonder more about people who see imaginary penises in everything than the designers who put big weapons on space marines.
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Post by: DickBandit
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Lord_Osma wrote:I imagine a lot of high fives during a SM victory
"Bro, did you see me blow up that monolith?"
"It totally rocked!"
*HIGH FIVE*
Or the bro-fist.
This is why I tell Space Marine players that they have to take a armor save after they win a game because the idiot with a powerfist was going around high-fiving his buddies.
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Post by: Fafnir
Mentat wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
I wonder more about people who see imaginary penises in everything than the designers who put big weapons on space marines.
In the case of Space Marines, who are GW's flagship and most marketed iconic figure, an image that presents an incredibly masculine image (which can easily be sold to imasculated teenagers), yes, imaginary penises are everywhere.
Sex sells, and it's not nearly as overt as you think it is.
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Post by: purplefood
Fafnir wrote:Mentat wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
I wonder more about people who see imaginary penises in everything than the designers who put big weapons on space marines.
In the case of Space Marines, who are GW's flagship and most marketed iconic figure, an image that presents an incredibly masculine image (which can easily be sold to imasculated teenagers), yes, imaginary penises are everywhere.
Sex sells, and it's not nearly as overt as you think it is.
Covert sex?
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Post by: Lord_Osma
Son 0f Dorn wrote:Lord_Osma wrote:I imagine a lot of high fives during a SM victory
"Bro, did you see me blow up that monolith?"
"It totally rocked!"
*HIGH FIVE*
Or the bro-fist.
Does the bro fist TRIPLE your strength to a maximum of AWESOME!?!? Automatically Appended Next Post: and shoot lightning
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Post by: Son 0f Dorn
Dark Apostle 666 wrote:How about a brotherly headbutt to the forehead? Wait,scratch that, service studs... ouch...
Service studs grant +1 attack in close combat to an un-helmeted character.
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Post by: Fafnir
purplefood wrote:Fafnir wrote:Mentat wrote:SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:purplefood wrote:Freud would have a field day with GW models and fluff...
Just remember, if someone has a sword, it's actually phallic imagery. If someone stabs a vampire through the chest with a stake, it's phallic. Someone has a large weapon? Phallic. Am I the only one that thinks that this sort of thinking is ridiculous.
I wonder more about people who see imaginary penises in everything than the designers who put big weapons on space marines.
In the case of Space Marines, who are GW's flagship and most marketed iconic figure, an image that presents an incredibly masculine image (which can easily be sold to imasculated teenagers), yes, imaginary penises are everywhere.
Sex sells, and it's not nearly as overt as you think it is.
Covert sex?
That sounds pretty hot. It also sounds like the name of a porno.
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