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100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 03:36:20


Post by: Eftz3


Well, I haven't seen one of these threads on hear so I thought I would start one.

Lets see if we can think of 100 ways to annoy your enemy (or teammate) while playing 40k.

I'll start.

1) Encourage your units to kill the enemy, then yell at them when they don't. If your opponent asks what you are doing, continue yelling.

Edit: Lets see if we can get a 150 more ways to annoy your enemy, or teammate. And lets try to make them as hilarious as possible


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 03:37:52


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:18:24


Post by: PraetorDave


3) If he disagrees with you on a rules issue, vehemently deny, and when he proves you wrong, grumble to yourself something about Tzeentch cursing the rulebook.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:29:32


Post by: Ailaros


4.) Play with reserves. One of the reasons I stopped using Al'Rahem (among many) was that I kept on getting groans and eye-rolls when 50 guardsmen suddenly deployed off of one of the table edges. Likewise, people seem to get bothered by deepstrikers and the like.

5.) Neutralize your opponent's shiniest unit. You get 2x annoyance points when neutralizing = tar pitting.

6.) Play a horde army. 2x douche points for not letting your opponent take a smoke break while you deploy.



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:35:19


Post by: Luke_Prowler


7.) Always ask what the stats of a unit you are shooting/assaulting, even if it's the same as a unit you shot/assault before


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:37:30


Post by: Ascalam


Board Lining Autowins - nuff said.

Play with a crossreferenced photocopy folder to support a 'logical' Dubious RAW argment.

Take longer to move 3 Landraiders than it takes your opponent to move 180 Orks

Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game, during your shooting phase, and not hang up for 10 mins, at a Tournament !! (actually happened :( )



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:40:36


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


12.) Play Tau and take the Space Pope. If you win, mention how you were basically playing with a 200 point handicap. If you loose, tell him the same thing.

13.) Play Nids and bring at least one Broodlord. Use Hypnotic Gaze upon one of the most unlikely (but still legal) units. Then talk about how the broodlord transformed into said unit's object of affection and make kissy noises. Double the fun if you can keep this up for several combat phases in a row ( I did this to an Avatar once. Managed to Gaze him for three turns in a row and claimed how he saw Isha and was thinking of lewd thoughts).


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:40:50


Post by: Ailaros


Ascalam wrote:Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game

Oh, my God. Tournament or not, that would bug me.

Actually, what would bother me more is if my opponent started texting during a game... when it's their turn...

Oh and I'd add...

14.) Kill your opponent's most precious unit with Gifts of Chaos.

Opponent: Oh, man, mephiston is so awesome! He once killed a demon prince with his bare hands! He eats chaos space marines for breakfast and then asks for more. I can't believe how badass mephiston is!

You: I can't believe how much of a chaos spawn he is now...






100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:45:32


Post by: Ascalam


My Zogwort is jealous.

You just can't squig him, no matter how pretty a squig he would make


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 05:54:14


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Ailaros wrote:
Ascalam wrote:Take a personal phone call in the moddle of a game

Oh, my God. Tournament or not, that would bug me.

Actually, what would bother me more is if my opponent started texting during a game... when it's their turn...

Oh and I'd add...

14.) Kill your opponent's most precious unit with Gifts of Chaos.

Opponent: Oh, man, mephiston is so awesome! He once killed a demon prince with his bare hands! He eats chaos space marines for breakfast and then asks for more. I can't believe how badass mephiston is!

You: I can't believe how much of a chaos spawn he is now...






Better if done to Draigo:


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 06:02:03


Post by: Fury_00011


15. Have your kids pester ur opponent on his turn but send them away for yours ( pay them in cash after they deliver)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 06:50:55


Post by: SagesStone


16. Say stuff like "lol", "rofl" and "wtf" throughout the game at appropriate times.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 06:58:21


Post by: cyrax777


16: Eat a bucket of KFC then fondle there models. (not responsible for the beatings you might receive)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 07:02:03


Post by: Pen≥Sword


17. When deciding table edge/corners always insist on switching to the one opposite of you.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 09:23:25


Post by: physcosamatic


18. After each turn carry on dramatically about what has happened and role play it with sound effects and arm actions +2 if you bump the table as well.

"OMG YOUR CHAOS SPACE MARINE GOT FACE PWNED BY MY EPIC ULTRAMARINE MIGHTY BOLTER ROUND OF DOOM!" *you jump up and pretend your fist is a bolter projectile and slow motion act out punching yourself in the face and making loud noises*


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 09:46:10


Post by: SagesStone


20. (16 happened twice) Constantly pick up and drop your dice while waiting for your opponent's turn to end.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 10:08:39


Post by: Chaos Lord Gir


21) Field a sea of grey.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 10:34:34


Post by: The_Solitaire


do ALL your measuring with the whipping stick (works great in apoc!)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 10:44:55


Post by: walker90234


23) loaded dice.
thats all that needs to be said.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 11:12:56


Post by: Shelegelah


24) Memorize your opponent's stats and tell him what he needs to roll just before he does every time. Example:

'Okay, I'm shooting your Chaos Marines with my Space Marines. I need a-'

'3 or higher.'

'...I know.'

'Just checking.'

25) Talk about how fluffy your army is and how uncompetitive it is, then kick his teeth in with it.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 11:23:05


Post by: PsyberAngel


26) Halfway through a game pack up your stuff and leave without saying a word.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 11:29:43


Post by: winnertakesall


27. Play chuck norris and claim you auto win


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 11:30:11


Post by: a small waagh


28) Sneeze on a realy well painted model ( a leader of some discription due to a lot of time beeing put into it [i have seen this done but not done it my self])


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 12:48:14


Post by: Tauzor


29) Knock the game table after he/she has moved hordes


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 13:04:59


Post by: Jaon


30. Keep changing your mind in the movement phase and changing where your models moved by minute distances

31. Talk about how awesome your army is constantly and yell CHARRRRGE whenever you assault and generally role play every. Single. Action. Taken.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 13:24:40


Post by: Cyberjesus


It's amazing how often I've seen these things happen.

32. Throw your best unit away mindlessly and then whine about it for the rest of the game (and preferably 30 minutes to an hour afterwards as well)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 15:02:35


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


33. Make references to internet memes


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 18:56:52


Post by: loota boy


34. If your opponant summons a greater demon, insist that he was first draw and 8 pointed star around it in chalk, surrond it in incense, and roll on the ground while speaking in tongues.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:01:22


Post by: Ascalam


Text a running battle report while you play, to your friend, while muttering what you are typing. Use unflattering terms for the enemy player/units, brag up yourself/yours. Alter details of the events as you go...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:13:09


Post by: Stvafel


Imitate Crazy Frog?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:30:22


Post by: juraigamer


35: Make "Vrooom vroom" sounds when moving vehicles


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:32:07


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Bring a Koala and say he's your tactical advisor. Then throw him at your opponent mid-game.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:34:28


Post by: Nulipuli2


37. Throw a dead racoon at your opponent.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:35:42


Post by: yeenoghu


use a blue permission deck


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 19:46:58


Post by: Micromegas


39. Bring a hot pizza and tell your opponent you're going to share. Open the pizza box and throw the steaming, flesh melting pizza at his face and declare victory.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:00:30


Post by: Zarathstra


40. Give your opponent a knowing glance and mention that your safe word is "Ulthwe" and that he should keep that in mind for after the game...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:13:03


Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy


41. Bring a sock puppet to the game and consult with it for every tactical desicion.
42. Bring a small, unmarked box to the game. Ask if your opponent disagrees with Nuclear war. Say no more.
43. Disallow your opponent to move through wooded areas because they're damaging the environment.
44. Stick Chaos Space Marines in your arms using the spikes before the game begins, then run into the room shouting "THEY'RE ALIVE!"
45. Hold a funeral for each one of your models when it dies. Gather everyone round, humm appropriate music, the whole shebang.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:20:44


Post by: Platuan4th


46. Put a Callidus Assassin(or Marbo) on your army tray or conveniently close by(say, where your reserves are), regardless of whether they're in your list. Refuse to show your opponent your list.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:25:02


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Learn to do that russian kicking dance, and then play this while performing said dance for 30 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GHJvQSlBCY

Claim it pleases the Communist gods and will affect your dice rolls. Invite him to join in and then mock him when he cant properly dance. Bonus points if he actually sticks around and plays the game, double points if you do actually get better rolls. Lost points if he actually knows how to do that dance too.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:46:26


Post by: UberhAxTHC


47. Shoot rubber bands at your opponent's squads, saying it's an orbital strike.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 20:58:10


Post by: skwiff


48. Use a giga melta (paint stripping hot air gun) to melt the most valuble model they have into a puddle of molten plastic
49. use a mega melta (hair drier) to blow over the models
50. drop a hot drink over the board
51. ????
52. profit!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 21:23:59


Post by: logg_frogg


53. Play an entire game with headphones around your neck blaring death metal so your opponent has to yell at you for you to hear and question everything you say because you are speaking softly. (yes this actually happened to me lol)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 21:49:14


Post by: purplefood


Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:41. Bring a sock puppet to the game and consult with it for every tactical desicion.
42. Bring a small, unmarked box to the game. Ask if your opponent disagrees with Nuclear war. Say no more.
43. Disallow your opponent to move through wooded areas because they're damaging the environment.
44. Stick Chaos Space Marines in your arms using the spikes before the game begins, then run into the room shouting "THEY'RE ALIVE!"
45. Hold a funeral for each one of your models when it dies. Gather everyone round, humm appropriate music, the whole shebang.

Have done 41...
The rest are sheer genius...
54. Copy your long time opponents fluff or squad names with only slight alterations e.g. Squad Alpha turns into sqaud Shmalpha


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 21:58:49


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Tell your opponent that his girlfriend would have been very displeased with him in bed. If he says he has a girlfriend, tell him he wont have one anymore after this game.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:13:56


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:15:48


Post by: Ailaros


MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Tell your opponent that his girlfriend would have been very displeased with him in bed. If he says he has a girlfriend, tell him he wont have one anymore after this game.

lol. Sex for the sex god!



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:27:30


Post by: The Crusader Of 42


Pretend to be a dalek


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:28:44


Post by: Platuan4th


BE a Dalek.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:31:41


Post by: purplefood


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:34:17


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:35:00


Post by: HellsGuardian316


juraigamer wrote:35: Make "Vrooom vroom" sounds when moving vehicles

I do this frequently, actually I do it every match, including the screeching noises when it hand brake turns or generally corners round objects


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:39:27


Post by: purplefood


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...
Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:44:24


Post by: Footsloggin


#59: Bring magnets to every game with bits from every army in the game on them. Mount these bits on all of your vehicles/MCs as trophies, or on the genitals of your infantry models (if applicable)...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:44:35


Post by: Platuan4th


purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...
Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?


Hope not, Hawaiian's my fave, too.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:45:12


Post by: Chaos Lord Gir


# Emperor only knows-

Rant about how annoying top tier Necrons army are.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:49:43


Post by: ChrisWWII


When the player of an army with only a few good units/abilities in it used those abilities against you, complain that his army is pure cheese. Works especially well if you are playing cheesy Blood Angels, Wolves or Knights.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:57:08


Post by: TheRedArmy


So far the "Koala as your tactical adviser is my favorite". I've had the blaring music problem - we play at the youth center of a local church and EVERYONE wants to put on their own music - and play it too loud for Warhammer.

60. Invite your girlfriend/boyfriend who knows nothing about Warhammer, and tell them you'll buy something nice (girlfriend) or...whatever girlfriends entice their men with...>_>...if they ask about all your opponent's models and try to grab them during the game.

EDIT: Yeah, I can also pass on Pineapple. I love having Meat in my mouth! :-D Meat Lovers' for the win.

EDIT2: Typos.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 22:58:15


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Platuan4th wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
purplefood wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.

Hawaiian is my favorite though...
Very tasteful image here... seriously go check if you don't believe me

Is this discrimination gonna be as bad as the prejudice against ginger people?


Hope not, Hawaiian's my fave, too.


You people make me sick. Pineapple on pizza? Gross.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 23:05:54


Post by: Ailaros


TheRedArmy wrote:Yeah, I can also pass on Pineapple. I love having Meat in my mouth! :-D Meat Lovers' for the win.

Lol. What can I say, I also love meat in the mouth?

for.... the.... wiiiiiiiiin.....



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 23:07:06


Post by: Platuan4th


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
You people make me glad. Pineapple on pizza? Awesome.


FYP.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/13 23:13:21


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Platuan4th wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
You people make me sad. Editing my correct post? Unnecessary


FYP.

Fixed YOUR post


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:26:22


Post by: jadebullet


The only thing that belongs on a pizza is meat, cheese and sauce. Best pizza, meatlovers with riccotta cheese. Worse pizza, Vegan special.


61: Play IG, but ask not to play with moral. (I don't know how to play with moral yet because of this. [my friend played IG and got me into the game.])
62: Use the old IG armored company rules.
63: Claim that because your BA based chapter has embraced the red thirst, you get to field nothing but Mephiston clones, and Khorne Berserker clones.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:31:18


Post by: purplefood


64. Field nothing and say that all of your models haven't come out yet and using GWs rules you are using their non-existent models.
65. Field nothing and say that your army like Draigo is in the warp carving their names onto hearts
66.Field eveything you have, trees, cushions, cats. Then say it is a proxy for an apocalypse formation named "Deadly mundanity"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:33:48


Post by: Asherian Command


67: Claim you have won the game
68: Tell primarch jokes the entire time.
69: State you are the worlds greatest player, and when he beats you say at making you believe stuff
70: Make jokes with your models.
71: when your oppenent turns his back on you replace every single heavy soldier (Granted enough time) with less expensive units
72: paint rainbows on all your tanks.
73: Sound southern and start proclaiming that the Inqusition is targeting your childern.
74: act nerdier than anyone and tuck in your shirt and wear huge glasses, bring a note pad and pen and mutter to yourself frequently.
75: speak different languages in game
76: give sound effects to everything
77: Give a sports commentary on the game.
78: Sound like Sean Connery
79: pullout the rulebook every time your opponent targets you, telling him you need to check up the rules.
80: role each dice one at a time, with a 2 second delay between each.
81: Grin frequently at the models


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:37:01


Post by: jadebullet


Exception to rule 78: If you actually are Sean Connery.

82: Send your Lootas over to one of his wrecked vehicles, and then take a dremmel out of your bag as you reach for the model.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:37:23


Post by: purplefood


83. Dispute the fact he can see you and you aren't in cover even if you are in the open and he can clearly see you. (I'm told the rule book automatically grants you a 5+ cover save if you do )


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:38:07


Post by: Asherian Command


jadebullet wrote:Exception to rule 78: If you actually are Sean Connery.

80: Send your Lootas over to one of his wrecked vehicles, and then take a dremmel out of your bag as you reach for the model.

you mean 82? You guys are horrible counters XD
84: Start coughing randomly when its your opponents turn.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:41:56


Post by: jadebullet


85: Store your Plague Marines in raw meat and leave it out in the sun for that "Authentic Smell" before each match.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:42:30


Post by: Asherian Command


jadebullet wrote:85: Store your Plague Marines in raw meat and leave it out in the sun for that "Authentic Smell" before each match.

LOL! I approve of that.
86: Inform your opponent that you have entered his mind, and plan on performing inception upon him.
87: Start laughing when you see your opponents models, but when he asks what you laughing at say, "Because I realized I just won."


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 00:49:49


Post by: purplefood


88. USe your shoes as tanks
89.Use a Welsh rulebook and codex
90.Speak only in Welsh


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 01:26:24


Post by: juraigamer


91: When playing CSM or demons, only speak in tongues at all times while playing. Then try to claim all your models count as ignoring shaken and stunned on the vehicle damage table.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:26:26


Post by: Alphapod


92. Play Tau. Insist that every casualty you take gave his/her life for the greater good.

93. Run a list that consists only of a basic Captain and then as many tacticals with bolters as you can fit into the list (preferable combat squadded or in squads of 5). Include devs with bolter (but no heavy weapons) as necessary. Scouts with bolters may also be included if stretched for points or models. 1+ Points if run against an Ork Greentide.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:33:04


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


94.) Take some crap, polish it and carve it into dice shape and make them evidently loaded. Roll them with gloves on. When your opponent gets annoyed at your "magic dice" let him use it. Then at the end of the game tell him what they are.

95.) Bring Laser pointers and point them at your enemy's model and call your pointers lascannons. Go "Zapzap" at a point in the armor and roll for an actual lascannon hit.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:37:09


Post by: Ecurb The Mighty


95. When your opponent is attempting armor saves, start speaking in Latin tongues. When asked exactly what the hell you're doing, say performing last rites on the soon to be dead models. ( I do this from time to time, just because the other guys in my group get a kick out of it)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:37:26


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


97.) Sing the "hi ho" song sung by the dwarves from Snow White while moving your troops.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:39:30


Post by: ChrisWWII


MechaEmperor7000 wrote:
95.) Bring Laser pointers and point them at your enemy's model. Go "Zapzap" at a point in the armor and say you inflicted instant death.


No no, for each zap roll for a lasgun hit.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:41:33


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


edited! Although I upgraded them to Lascannosn.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:44:21


Post by: Blitza da warboy


98: Become a diplomat and try to establish peace instead of war


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:51:57


Post by: snake


Narrate the obvious. Most preferably repeat things s/he tells you as if you need to inform him/her.



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:52:49


Post by: ChrisWWII


Blitza da warboy wrote:98: Become a diplomat and try to establish peace instead of war


Then Kren and Frep will just screw things up...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:53:37


Post by: TheRedArmy


99. Surrender when the slightest thing goes wrong, preferably before you take a turn. Then insist on a rematch.

EDIT: Made it better.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 03:58:32


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


That makes 100.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 07:40:43


Post by: Sir Pseudonymous


100) Take reavers, and insist that the bladevane line is charted by the function A*sin(B*x), where A and B are such that the line curves onto whichever unit you want hit. Spend ungodly amounts of time attempting to calculate these variables. Bonus points for superfluously including derivatives and or integrals to unnecessarily complicate the process. More bonus points if the unit you target is actually on a straight line between the start and end points.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 09:09:53


Post by: KamenRiderW


+1 to sock puppet....going to do that @ colonial GT this year


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 10:19:06


Post by: Eftz3


Good job! We got 100.

Lets see if we can get 250!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 13:11:31


Post by: Fury_00011


101) take a smoke break every time it's ur turn.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 13:24:11


Post by: Zoot


102) Push your opponent's models back every time you suspect they move more than 6 inches (every time you move)

103) Run armies of over 100 models, bunch the units up and don't differentiate the squads

104) Bunch all the models in an army together and claim they receive cover saves because no matter which unit you're shooting at you're shooting through part of another unit

105) Field an army full of terminators with thunder hammers and storm shields

106) Field an IG gunline army that involves doing nothing but rolling dice

107) Use bases instead of actual models because you haven't bought them yet (these have all happened to me)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 13:44:53


Post by: winnertakesall


107. Model all your units to look like this band, play it loudly, humm the tune, and answer every question or statement your oppnent asks with lyrics from the song.




EDIT- and claim that lead singer has a shooting attack named 'Awesomeness', Strength 10, AP 1, Heavy 30000000000, Blast 100', to represent flames of awesomeness.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 14:01:32


Post by: purplefood


108. Field an army of exact clones. e.g. every single SM has a bolter and bolt pistol and power armour and there is nothing else on the field but them.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 14:14:52


Post by: Devastator


109 dress up as Teletubbi
110 randomly yell: hey look plastic herp derp monsters! and point something


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 14:44:36


Post by: darwinn69


111. Play Orks and yell WAAAAAGH at the top of your longs in the middle of the match.
*I've seen this happen in almost every tournament...their seems to be that guy. Really it's not original, not intimidating and just plain annoying.
112. Play in a mega-battle/Appoc game at a store and have a WAAAGH off in order to see which side goes first.
113. Claim that both sides could do better than that and have them WAAAG again, bonus points each time you have them repeat it.
*The store I played in used to do this all the time. As soon as I saw it coming I would just walk out of the store and go get a coke from down the street.
114. Play in a tournament and yell Gummy Bear each time you gift of chaos someone. Bonus points for giving your opponent a gummy bear when it happens.
*Saw this happen as well. Fortunately I think the guy got the hint and stopped because I haven't seen him do it since.
115. Really just any unnecessary yelling in the middle of a match.

And a couple of other things
116. Have a lucky marble. Throw it every time you roll dice "for luck".
117. Go to an all day game event and refuse to put on deodorant. Bonus points if your out of shape and have a sweating issue. Extra points in the venue is hot.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 14:51:04


Post by: biccat


118 - When your opponent shows you his list, insist on copying the whole thing onto a notepad. Whenever you or he shoots or assaults a unit, stop the game, look up the appropriate unit on the army list, and go through the entire unit's wargear.

Bonus points for copying onto a small pocket notepad and flipping through the pages.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 15:40:31


Post by: Chaos Lord Gir


purplefood wrote:108. Field an army of exact clones. e.g. every single SM has a bolter and bolt pistol and power armour and there is nothing else on the field but them.


But not all of us like the alpha legion.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 16:10:25


Post by: purplefood


Chaos Lord Gir wrote:
purplefood wrote:108. Field an army of exact clones. e.g. every single SM has a bolter and bolt pistol and power armour and there is nothing else on the field but them.


But not all of us like the alpha legion.

The people who don't like the Alpha Legion are actually Alpha Legionnaires.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 16:38:20


Post by: Saintspirit


119 - Each time you decides to shoot/move/assault whatever, say it like "Ok, this squad moves here", then slam yourself in the face and say "Nope, I guess they aren't..."

120 - If you play Slaanesh daemons, pay two belly dancers to stand and dance next to you.

121 - Each time you kill one of your opponents models, laugh maniacally and yell "ONE STEP CLOSER TO WORLD DOMINATION!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 16:40:31


Post by: Gorechild


122 - Play the entire game in complete silence, just by pointing at things and glaring at your opponent when its their turn to do things.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 17:44:46


Post by: Gorgarak


123- Everytime your opponent does anything, including dice roll, moving models, etc, snicker and have a conversation with yourself saying things like "I can't beleive he's doing that", or "What an amateur tactic"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 17:57:17


Post by: Son 0f Dorn


124 - Approach the TO after awards are handed out and ask why you weren't best sportsman. Spend the next 10 minutes arguing with TO that you are best sportsman and demand tied scores split the prize. After being denied, storm off and loudly complain.

Some A-hole did this at a flgs tournament this weekend. Not a very sporting fellow in my opinion.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 18:19:16


Post by: Ixquic


darwinn69 wrote:111. Play Orks and yell WAAAAAGH at the top of your longs in the middle of the match.
*I've seen this happen in almost every tournament...their seems to be that guy. Really it's not original, not intimidating and just plain annoying.
112. Play in a mega-battle/Appoc game at a store and have a WAAAGH off in order to see which side goes first.
113. Claim that both sides could do better than that and have them WAAAG again, bonus points each time you have them repeat it.
*The store I played in used to do this all the time. As soon as I saw it coming I would just walk out of the store and go get a coke from down the street.
114. Play in a tournament and yell Gummy Bear each time you gift of chaos someone. Bonus points for giving your opponent a gummy bear when it happens.
*Saw this happen as well. Fortunately I think the guy got the hint and stopped because I haven't seen him do it since.
115. Really just any unnecessary yelling in the middle of a match.

And a couple of other things
116. Have a lucky marble. Throw it every time you roll dice "for luck".
117. Go to an all day game event and refuse to put on deodorant. Bonus points if your out of shape and have a sweating issue. Extra points in the venue is hot.


Haha I read these and thought they sounded very familiar then I looked at the user name.

You forgot :

125. Roll individual armor saves for your 20 eldar guardians to make it more exciting!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 18:19:56


Post by: Grakmar


126) Every time either player rolls to hit in CC, consult the BGB to "double check" what they need to roll.

127) Do the same thing with rolls to wound.

128) Bring along your laptop and show your opponent your collection of 40k themed motivationals.

129) Read him this entire list and pause after each one and ask "Get it?"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 18:48:46


Post by: UberhAxTHC


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:#. Bring a pizza. Say you will share. Open box to show Hawaiian pizza.
Bonus Points if they don't take any. No points and you must post on dakka about it if Hawaiian is their favorite pizza.


Ooooh that's evil....


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 18:52:38


Post by: Saintspirit


136 (because that is actually where we are - I counted!) - Wear a mask. If your opponent asks why, tell him you don't wan't him to be able to see what you're thinking on your expressions.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 20:08:31


Post by: themocaw


137: Bring ten armies worth of Cygnar models (including five warcasters) and an entire box of stat cards to a 500 point tournament. When your opponent begins their Shooting phase, insist that they've already activated all their models, so their turn is now over. Accuse your opponent of cheating when the TO comes by. Bonus points for yelling "Play Like You Have A Pair!" as the TO throws you out of the venue.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 20:15:02


Post by: Chowderhead


Place a hammer on the table. When prompted why there is a hammer on the table, simply say "It's to keep Morale".


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 20:44:29


Post by: Grakmar


139) Demand to play while standing on your opponent's side.

140) Explain that you always played 40k with your ex-girlfriend and that this is your first game against someone other than her. Ask your opponent to wear a wig you brought to help your transition. Also, only address him as Jessica.

141) Blame your dice. Do it with every roll. Sulk and claim you're only loosing because you're bad at rolling dice.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 20:58:51


Post by: phantommaster


142. Charge every unit of yours into every single unit of his, then annihilate. Commonly done by me on turn 3 when close with BA.

143. If you know your models are slightly out of range, pile them up and move if lots, then say you'll stand them up later; preferably done in shooting to inch a little closer


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 21:08:58


Post by: loota boy


144. Whenever your opponant moves a tank or bike or something at flat out/turbo boost, pull out a fake cops badge and write them speeding tickets. 5 billion bonus points if you actaully are a cop and show them a real badge. Extra 10 trillion if you really do write them a ticket. Extraextra 40 quadrillion if they actually pay it.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 21:52:19


Post by: Ragnar4


145. Purposefully play sloooooowly. Like spend 3 minutes to decide how to handle your opponents Tomb Prince throwing 1 dice and rolling a 1 on his incantation. Then when his tomb king throws one dice and throws a 1, spend another 3 minutes.

Also ask them to re explain a rule every time the rule comes up. Like the tomb king incantation heirarchy.

not once per phase, once per spell cast.

happened to me yesterday.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 23:21:05


Post by: rivers64


Every time you're gonna have to roll an dice, for any reason, roll the dice you were gonna roll but not "for real," and keep re rolling anything besides a six until every dice gives you a six. THEN roll them for real.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/14 23:38:41


Post by: Footsloggin


rivers64 wrote:Every time you're gonna have to roll an dice, for any reason, roll the dice you were gonna roll but not "for real," and keep re rolling anything besides a six until every dice gives you a six. THEN roll them for real.


... and then get a one...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 00:23:50


Post by: Micromegas


# When firing a pistol grab six dice and roll them, if its a plasma pistol make plasma-y sounds. When your opponent asks what the hell you're doing, declare that your pistols are revolvers and have at least 6 shots. If you want to go even further you could add some Clint Eastwood quote-age in before you assault.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 01:04:51


Post by: Ail-Shan


okay, a few of these will be repeats, but the majority I haven't seen. Also, these were taken from a thread I saw quite a while ago.



1. Bring a hand puppet. Question it constantly as to what is the best course of action.
2. Bring a small model coffin with undertakers. Everytime a model dies, escort it off the battlefield and give it model funeral. Remember to hum the funeral theme tune.
3. Bring a falsified rulebook ( hours of fun ).
4. Shave your head. Paint your skin green. Wear a nose ring. Grunt a lot.
5. Flip a coin at the start of the game. After observing the outcome, claim that you have won the game. Look upset if your opponent denies this. Sulk.
6. Bring 20 printed pages of notes and intellectual-looking glasses. Refuse to let your opponent look at them. Refer to them throughout the game. Speak aloud as you read- "he's gone there, so contingency plan 8a means that I should..."
7. Insist opponent rolls all your dice for you. Complain and insult your opponent if you get any bad rolls.
8. Before the game, do a little dance and motion to the gods. Curse your opponent dramatically.
9. Arrive before your opponent. Set up your army and then take the other side of the table. Act as if you are expecting to play with your opponent's army.
10. Add a spring loading system to your cannon. Bring lots of ball bearings.
11. Bring a plastic kid's sword and 'challenge' your opponent. If he refuses, claim you have won the game through his forfeit.
12. Play dead if your general dies.
13. Bring a Land-raider model from 40K. Leave it sitting conspicuously on your side of the table. Make cryptic references to the power of laser cannon in WHFB.
14. Complain that you don't think you can trust your hero.
15. Act as if you are a sports commentator. Commentate on the game. Incessantly.
16. Ask politely if your opponent wouldn't kill your general. Explain that its his birthday.
17. Bring a smoke machine. Insist on recreating the "fog of war".
18. Sacrifice a goblin to Mork before the game. Saw off its head with a craft knife.
19. Arrange models in a diorama in the middle of the battle. Take photos for a "battle report."
20. Sharpen your goblins' spears before the game with a craft knife. Grin widely.
21. Cackle diabolically. "The World is mine! Nothing can stop me now!"
22. State before the game that you are playing for the title of the champion of the universe.
23. Feel the personal loss of every soldier. "Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well."
24. Lament the woes of war loudly. Faint when a model dies.
25. Add sound FX. Kaboom!
26. Ask if you can have TV rights to the game.
27. Just to surprise your opponent, agree amicably with and compliment your opponent!
28. Declare that you are opposed to the senseless destruction of our forests. Refuse to let him kill your treemen. Refuse to let him move through woods.
29. Insist on a lunch break for your troops. Bring a model Mr. Whippy Van.
30. Explain that you are a pacifist. Call off the game immediately.
31. Order your miniatures in your best Sergeant-Major voice. "Quick march, on the double- hut!"
32. Ask if your opponent is opposed to nuclear warfare. Carry a small spherical device. Give no other reasons.
33. Wear a crown. Say that you are the "Lord of the Galaxy". Get a horde of admirers to cheer you on.
34. Bring a stuffed, shaved poodle. Say it is your mascot.
35. Grow a Hitler moustache and wear a swastika. 'Discipline' your troops if they fail to salute you.
36. Cheer on your miniatures.
37. Hide under the table at the start of the game. Make your opponent drag you out. Speak in a nervous whisper. Confide in him that you are scared of his troops.
38. Leave a false army list lying around. Snatch it back angrily if your opponent starts to read it, but leave it visible.
39. Pull out an ace surreptitiously ( but obviously ) from your sleeve during the magic phase. Look pleased. Try to play it.
40. Keep a deck of Magic the Gathering cards handy. When you are told it is "the magic phase" bring out the cards and start to shuffle them. Ask if he wants to cut your deck.
41. Speak in Skaven. Neek- Neek!
42. Tell him you've brought weighted dice. Complain about the uselessness of modern technology when you start to roll ones.
43. Bring a lamp. Rub it and make three wishes before the game. Look at your opponent accusingly if they don't immediately come true. Ask him if he's used it.
44. Ask what year it is. Ask where you are. Ask what game you are going to play. If he says warhammer, bring out an antique mallet and hit him with it. Smile a corny grin.
45. Make references to a spy/traitor in his army.
46. Don't place your wizard on the board at the start of the game. At the end of your deployment, use a small explosive device to create a smoke screen and place down the wizard behind it while you yell, "poof!". When the smoke dissipates, say, "Tadaa!"
47. Have a history written for every trooper. Start a family feud.
48. Poor cheese sauce all over your opponent's army. Complain that it is cheesy.
49. Come with an army painted completely flora purple. Wear dark glasses.
50. Attempt to bribe your opponent's characters. Turn away quickly if your opponent looks at you questioningly. Deny everything.


1. Refer to your miniatures only by their first name.
2. Refer to his miniatures only by their first name.
3. Try to bribe his units over to your side.
4. Three words: Pastel Color Scheme.
5. Rent advertising space on your unit banners.
6. Offer your opponent the chance to surrender before the battle starts.
7. Dress in character.
8. Perform a play by play commentary in a Howard Cossell voice.
9. Speak only in third person.
10. Use huge brass dice. Roll them dangerously close to your opponent's figures.
11. Use only the little red dice from Warhammer Quest.
12. Only roll one die at a time.
13. Play Britney Spears. Insist that is it "battle music." Put it on repeat.
14. Name all your characters after obscure Hungarian royalty. Become annoyed if your opponent fails to notice.
15. Claim your army is comprised of all women. When pressed, explain they are all in disguise as to not get kicked out of the army.
16. Place a hammer on the table before the battle starts. Explain it is there to insure loyalty.
17. Quote Sun Tzu often, but only irrelevantly.
18. Every time one of his miniatures has unrestricted LOS to a target, say 'check'.
19. Suggest obviously suicidal tactics to your opponents. Explain that 'that's what Custer would do'.
20. Perform a rousing speech to your troops before the battle. Pose like Mussolini at the end.
21. Secretly replace your opponent's miniatures one at a time with miniatures from other games.
22. Claim your miniatures are proxied for another regiment, though that has no bearing on game play whatsoever.
23. Place all of your infantry on individual monster bases.
24. Flock your bases with sand. Do not use glue.
25. Take a halftime break to play with your Blood Bowl cheerleaders.
26. In rules disputes, reference on Hoyle's book of games.
27. Place NASCAR-like ads all over your vehicles.
28. Demand to change table sides at the halfway mark.
29. Use Play-doh miniatures. When one is killed, pound it into the table with your fist angrily.
30. When your figure reaches the opponent's table side, demand it be kinged.
31. Measure distances only with a yardstick.
32. On a bad roll, swear a blue streak. Use only obscenities approved Judge Dredd.
33. Sob uncontrollably while removing casualties.
34. When you win, dump a tub of Gatorade on your commander.
35. Include the word 'whoopass' on your army list as often as possible.
36. Don't move your army. Don't fire. Flee when charged.
37. Proxy a unit of O-scale cows for your commander's bodyguard. Don't forget to give them weapons.
38. Converts all wheeled models into lowriders. Including cannons and chariots.
39. Try to play multiple games at once like Gary Kasparov.
40. Discuss tactics with your troops. Become argumentative.
41. Four more words: Regis Philbin paint scheme.
42. In a rules dispute, check 1st, 2nd and 3rd Edition 40k Rulebooks, "just to make sure the rules don't change in each book."
43. Use a paintball gun to remove casualties. For both sides.
44. Write army list in pig latin and binary.
45. Fuzzy dice.
46. Start each game with the national anthem.
47. Have an inner monologue during the game. Digress frequently.
48. During your opponent's turn, yodel.
49. Each turn replace your commander with a new figure.
50. After a good die roll, do a victory dance and spike the die.
51. Write battle report during game. Take at least five minutes to write information between die rolls.


As for the dalek one, exponential bonus points if you play necrons and they are dalek themed, yourr opponent happens to play marines and happened to come in dressed as a cyber man (follow that up with it being a 3 way game and your other opponent plays Eldar and is dressed as the Doctor with a model sonic screw driver).


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 05:22:06


Post by: Mr. DK


#... Close your hand into a fist, and slam the table as hard as you can when you wiff a roll. Keep your head down, and breath heavily. Then slowly lift your head, giving a death stare to your opponent who is mad that you knocked down all the models. Then smile and say, your turn


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 05:38:56


Post by: Doop Dude


MechaEmperor7000 wrote:2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.


1UP on you - Roll every single dice one by one, and make sure you get them off the table. This is an extended familial tradition spawned from a monopoly game where my cousin and I would roll our dice off the table, then when everyone bent down, we got a $500 note from everyone. Needless to say, these days, our Monopoly games never end.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 07:15:57


Post by: Boba Fex


MechaEmperor7000 wrote:2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.

So. Much. Win. I laughed so hard, I swear to you all that I will do this the very next game I play. And,

#? - Bring a laptop (better yet, a desktop with CRT monitor). Set it up near you, insist on checking your email, facebook, ebay etc. every 15 minutes. Halfway through the game, during your turn, spend 47 minutes placing an amazon order. Insist that you are conducting important business that cannot be put off.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 07:32:36


Post by: Saintspirit


Just thought I'd tell you were we are: If you don't count All-Shans (which were quite a lot of repeats, dunno which was), Boba Fex' were nr 149. If you add All-Shans, we are at nr 250 exactly.
Now, lets see if we can get to nr 500?
In any case, I think it would be good if we wrote the number we are at each time.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 08:07:01


Post by: Nicorex


#251- Bring your lawyer, Agent and Entourage with you, have your lawyer hand your opponent a stack of legal papers. Tell him he needs to sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement, a Personal Appearance Release Agreement and Option theTV and Film rights to the upcomming game.
Your Agent will talk on the phone all game trying to "Sell this Hot New Deal" and your Entourage will cheer you all game.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 08:10:34


Post by: crazypsyko666


Play apocalypse. ALL MONOLITHS.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 08:27:33


Post by: Phayse


May have already been said, but:

A) DON'T WASH.

B) turn up to the introductory sessions with a comb over and an unshaven beard, toting a bag of sweets whilst bopping along to gary glitter.

C) reach for the dice/rules/measure at the same time as your opponent. Graze thier hand and look them in the eyes. Smile. Tell them how soft thier skin is.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:23:04


Post by: Eftz3


Sorry I haven't counted for you guys. I have been busy these last few days. I'll try to get to it tomorrow.

Lets see if we can go to 500! and also lets try to find some ways to annoy your teamates!

#?.... Play tau, leave most of your army in reserve. Then attempt to bring your army in on turn 3. If it sucessfully gets in, don't move your models. Watch as your teammate looses


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:27:24


Post by: bok_choy17


play nidzilla, and while your opponent is doing his things, moving miniatures, rolling die etc. throw gaunts at him. when he starts keeping the models thinking he is making an impact on your army, laugh.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:27:42


Post by: Saintspirit


Eftz3 wrote:Sorry I haven't counted for you guys. I have been busy these last few days. I'll try to get to it tomorrow.

Lets see if we can go to 500! and also lets try to find some ways to annoy your teamates!

#?.... Play tau, leave most of your army in reserve. Then attempt to bring your army in on turn 3. If it sucessfully gets in, don't move your models. Watch as your teammate looses

That was nr 256, and what bok_choy17 wrote was nr 257. It would become easier if everyone wrote what number their way is.

#258 - Mourn over every model who dies.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:30:07


Post by: purplefood


Ways to annoy team mates?
?.Take as many imperial guard platoons armed with mortars and grenade launchers as possible. Only use the small blast template for the launchers. When the enemy get really close to his lines fire at them even though you might hit your ally.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:30:12


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Insist frag and krak grenades are weapons and try to use them.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:31:08


Post by: Boba Fex


Teammates? What are those?
Kidding. Umm...

#whatever - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:38:07


Post by: Saintspirit


#259 - Take as many imperial guard platoons armed with mortars and grenade launchers as possible. Only use the small blast template for the launchers. When the enemy get really close to his lines fire at them even though you might hit your ally.

#260 - Insist frag and krak grenades are weapons and try to use them.

#261 - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.


Fixed those for you. IMO, you are quite lazy.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:43:40


Post by: winnertakesall


262. Insist on bringing staff officers (in the form of friends), write written orders, send them to a staff officer to be copied and send to the orderlies, who will then dilver them to the squad in question, he will then write a confirmation that the order has been carried out, which will then need to be signed by all the staff officers, before finally coming back to you. Repeat for every single squad. Insist on wearing a bicorne hat.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:43:43


Post by: Boba Fex


Saintspirit wrote:
Fixed those for you. IMO, you are quite lazy.


Good thing we have you to fix it for us!

Also, thank you.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:47:12


Post by: purplefood


winnertakesall wrote:262. Insist on bringing staff officers (in the form of friends), write written orders, send them to a staff officer to be copied and send to the orderlies, who will then dilver them to the squad in question, he will then write a confirmation that the order has been carried out, which will then need to be signed by all the staff officers, before finally coming back to you. Repeat for every single squad. Insist on wearing a bicorne hat.

Bonus point if the chain of command is disrupted by a toilet break and the entire turn grinds to a halt.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Boba Fex wrote:Teammates? What are those?
Kidding. Umm...

#whatever - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.

I have actually done this before...
Admittedly my team mate was useless which is why i defected but still...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 10:56:06


Post by: Boba Fex


Me too! High-five!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 11:25:01


Post by: bok_choy17


263.Casually knock over your opponents miniatures when they aren't looking.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 11:34:13


Post by: Boba Fex


#264 - Yell "Yahtzee!" after every time you roll multiple dice.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 11:41:18


Post by: Lord Castellan


265: Make a pre-game speech to your miniatures.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 11:46:44


Post by: Cannibal


266: Play space marines.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 11:58:24


Post by: Alastergrimm


266 Make them show you how they have WYSIWYG a psychic power and when they don't have it that way, tell them they can't use it!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 12:27:31


Post by: HellsGuardian316


267. Read out this entire list before you start play


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 16:32:14


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Offer to shake is hand before and after the game, as well as handle his models. Make frequent trips to the bathroom. At the end of the game, mention you forgot to wash your hands.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 16:47:50


Post by: Syrell


Alastergrimm wrote:266 Make them show you how they have WYSIWYG a psychic power and when they don't have it that way, tell them they can't use it!


Firstly I knew a guy who had this happen to him, so the next time he played that guy he had glued little signs to 40k bases. Signs like from miniature cars and railroads or whatever, for Doom it was a blinking light that he put in front of the unit he doomed, and for Guide he used a arrow sign that he painted to say "Shoot those things".

269. Take one of those things from Halloween that goes inside the pumpkins, the ones that blow air and make tissue paper move around, and put it on all of the "wrecked" vehicles. BONUS: Make it a particularly loud one.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 16:57:35


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Show up to the game, take out a boom box, play Never Gonna Give You Up, then promptly leave. Return in an hour to collect the boombox.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 16:58:58


Post by: Kurgash


Whenever you kill an important close combat unit with shooting, in even better cases IC's through wound allocation, claim that is what they get for bringing knives to a gun fight. Happened to vulkan the other day at a tournament when he was in a pack of terminators and he dropped first. I wouldn't let the poor guy live it down the rest of the round.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 18:32:49


Post by: themocaw


Play IG. If an ally's squad fails a morale check, have the nearest squad with a commissar in it open fire on/assault the fleeing unit, while growling about cowards and defeatists.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 19:34:49


Post by: Footsloggin


273, Bring a Sledgehammer to the game, every time a unit fails morale, regardless of the team, claim that Khorne is displeased with their cowardice, and smash the squad to oblivion.

P.S. MULTILAZORS and Land Razors.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 19:48:39


Post by: ZeroSamurai


274. Every time someone makes a move (in your battle or someone elses) sign and shake your head, sometimes grumbling 'why would you do that?'


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/15 19:59:19


Post by: BlueDagger


275. As an Eldar player, kindly remind your opponent every time they try to shoot you, assault you, or take a psychic test all of the special Eldar rules that are going to effect the situation.

276. Bladestorm with Doom and Guide with a full unit of Dire Avengers and proceed roll each shot one by one, then reroll fails one by one... then wound one by one, and reroll failed wounds one by one...

277. Hit 3 packs of 30 man orks with a single night spinner shot. Next round when they go to move, remind your opponent that dangerous terrain tests are per model.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/16 01:55:04


Post by: akaean


278. Eat cheetos, cast lash of submission on opponent's favorite unit...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/03/16 02:34:37


Post by: Eftz3


Saintspirit wrote:
#259 - Take as many imperial guard platoons armed with mortars and grenade launchers as possible. Only use the small blast template for the launchers. When the enemy get really close to his lines fire at them even though you might hit your ally.

#260 - Insist frag and krak grenades are weapons and try to use them.

#261 - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.


Fixed those for you. IMO, you are quite lazy.


I'm not lazy just not home, or have access to a computer. I will get to it however, by Thursday... hopefully


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/13 10:55:53


Post by: prototype_X


play necrons; if you need to phase out turn off the light and run away return in an hour to collect your stuff


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/13 12:05:32


Post by: Leigen_Zero


The_Solitaire wrote:do ALL your measuring with the whipping stick (works great in apoc!)

Use the whipping sticks to flay your opponent every time he speaks!

purplefood wrote:88. USe your shoes as tanks
89.Use a Welsh rulebook and codex
90.Speak only in Welsh

THIS!

snake wrote:Narrate the obvious. Most preferably repeat things s/he tells you as if you need to inform him/her.

Narrate every action your opponent does, and everything he says, example:
Leigen_Zero: 'snake rolled the dice, he needed to make 3 armour saves or his marines would flee'
snake: 'shut up!'
Leigen_Zero: 'he snapped, annoyed by leigen's incessant narrating'

Not wargaming related, but did this to a friend of mine for nearly a week, had to stop when she threatened to kill us all in our sleep

(forgot which number we were on)
###: Forget your own dice, ask opponent if you can use theirs, throughout the game, scratch your crotch repeatedly...
###: Play a lash list, insist on you moving your opponents models, while eating nachos, with cheese dip...
###: During the game, preferably in the middle of your turn, take a phonecall and start shouting in a foreign language down the phone...
###: Poop in the dice box...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/13 12:48:33


Post by: Librius Machina


Use the movie marine rules for your all SMs and don't tell him. Watch him cry when 10 SMs kill his entire hivefleet.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/15 03:24:47


Post by: cbosw5


Boba Fex wrote:
#whatever - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.



I have actually have done this before.

# lost count. In the middle of a game randomly start laughing like a maniac.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/15 03:31:54


Post by: Commisar Von Humps


Lord Castellan wrote:265: Make a pre-game speech to your miniatures.


Sad part is i do this sometimes

# I don't have any idea at this point but im fairly sure we are in the upper 200's and may have gone into 300's(<--- Really cool number ) : Crouch down onto your knees and look at the models, and then, preferebly with your opponents models, say in a very creepy and demented voice "OH YES MAI PRETTIES! YES" then que creepy laugh and have everyone forever know you as "Conner The Whiny Little Turkey"....Yes...i know this kid...very annoying.



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/15 03:53:26


Post by: guyperson5


Saintspirit wrote:
#258 - Mourn over every model who dies.

Play Orks/ Nids and mourn over every model that dies!
Note: This doesn't count towards the number of ways to annoy your enemy


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/15 19:44:32


Post by: guiltl3ss


285 - Giggle whenever your opponent does something. If they ask why, just shrug, grin, and insist that he keep doing what he's doing if he really wants to.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/15 22:46:49


Post by: Blarglord


286- When playing 'Nids, every time you go into assault or kill an opponent's model go "Nom nom nom".

287- Do a cartoonish voice and speak in third person everytime you do something with your orks...especially Ghazghkull.

288-Consistantly teabag your opponent's deployment zone and any unit of theirs near a table edge.

289-Hit the table, knocking models over. When your opponents asks why you did it, shout "I'm Old Gregg!!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/17 10:18:36


Post by: prototype_X


in the midle of a 1 on 1 match defect to the opponents side


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/18 12:23:39


Post by: Jidmah


291. Point at your artillery and tell you're opponent you are going to start trowing pie plates all over his army on your shooting phase.
292. If he doesn't object, literary throw pie plates at your opponents army, bonus points if there actually is pie on them.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/04/28 17:03:17


Post by: Saintspirit


Just though I'd tell you; What Jidmah just wrote was in fact nr 295.

296: Start crying when your opponent places his models on the table. Should he ask why, tell him that one of them (preferably a pretty special model) reminds you of your dead relative. Ask if you can have it.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 16:53:57


Post by: shrike


The_Solitaire wrote:do ALL your measuring with the whipping stick (works great in apoc!)

I agree whole heartedly.

298- do all your measuring with a 3 inch ruler/small blast template.

299- when a commander dies, make yourself cry, scream "WHY, *leader/god of race* ?! WHY?!" at the cieling, point at opponent, scream that he's a murderer and storm out clutching your model.
return a few seconds later, knock over his commander, storm out again.
return again, pick up your stuff, storm out.

300 (for the number)- make an edited 300 speech to suit your army, marching the commander along the line of troops.
make edited 300 references throughout.

threadomancy?
oops.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 18:37:26


Post by: Saintspirit


shrike wrote:
The_Solitaire wrote:do ALL your measuring with the whipping stick (works great in apoc!)

I agree whole heartedly.

298- do all your measuring with a 3 inch ruler/small blast template.

299- when a commander dies, make yourself cry, scream "WHY, *leader/god of race* ?! WHY?!" at the cieling, point at opponent, scream that he's a murderer and storm out clutching your model.
return a few seconds later, knock over his commander, storm out again.
return again, pick up your stuff, storm out.

300 (for the number)- make an edited 300 speech to suit your army, marching the commander along the line of troops.
make edited 300 references throughout.

threadomancy?
oops.
Except you're in fact only at nr 299 (check the post above yours) so the 300d goes to me:
Nr 300: Try to hypnotize your enemy. Have your eyes look like an owls and whisper commands slowly.

Nr 301: When your opponent says he's going to do something particularly important, quote Graham Chapman and say this (or similar) in a posh accent:
'Oh, oh, no more buttered scones for me, mater. I'm off to play the grand piano'. 'Pardon me while I assault with my terminators.'

Also,
Pour cheese sauce all over your opponent's army. Complain that it is cheesy.
I laughed so, so much to this!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 19:14:03


Post by: Swiftblade


302: Insist that you will only play if your opponent allows you to blast Nyan Cat from the nearest music player the entire game. Over and Over and Over again.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 19:25:03


Post by: Dark_Angels_Sav


Go to Build a Bear....buy the lil voice usb recorder/player...load it with about 5-10 seconds of the imperial march song onto it...every time you move, shoot, or assault with a unit...every unit...push the button to play the song. I did it with my old Tau.

I still get patted down to check for it every time I walk into the store....

and

Whenever your opponent goes to roll to hit/wound you...make sure you tell him "Okay...you need anything but a 1!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 20:06:07


Post by: Grey Templar


304: if you play Aircav guard, build all your Valks with a small tape player and speakers in them.

put "Ride of the Valkieries" on said tape players.

play on a loop during the entire game.


you can get pretty good surround sound with outflanking Valks


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 20:24:47


Post by: Daedricbob


305: Arrange a friendly game at your FLGS then don't turn up, and spend the entire time in bed with your opponents girlfriend instead. Text him pictures with captions 'Turn 1, Turn 2' etc


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 20:51:41


Post by: timetowaste85


Daedricbob wrote:305: Arrange a friendly game at your FLGS then don't turn up, and spend the entire time in bed with your opponents girlfriend instead. Text him pictures with captions 'Turn 1, Turn 2' etc


Better if it's your opponent's girlfriend AND mother at the same time


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 22:05:25


Post by: SpessMehrenD3R9


When rolling for any combat action whatsoever, recite whatever litany or prayer is appropriate for the situation as dictated by "The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer". Considering how many there are for given situations, this can easily add several long irritating minutes to make your opponent rage.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/20 22:57:00


Post by: TechMarine1


Boba Fex wrote:Teammates? What are those?
Kidding. Umm...

#whatever - In the middle of a 2-on-2 match, "defect" to your opponent's side. Bonus points if you held your army back and let your teammate advance, thus putting your troops at his back.


I agree, what's a teammate. Is that like someone/thing that you're supposed to work with(except not in cubicles)? I don't have to give them encouraging remarks, do I?

I still think that the best thing to do is bring a hammer as your "plan B".

What about dressing like a commisar and disciplining the troops when they fail you (such as failing morale/not following orders)?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 00:24:20


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


306. Tell them you're gonna convert marneus calgard


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 00:26:15


Post by: GunnarRedMoon


### spill blood for Khorne before the game starts
### break an empty vial on the board, claim it was a deadly disease you released for Nurgle
### drink (alot) while playing Space Wolves and act(until you are) like a crazy drunk


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 00:50:23


Post by: NamTaey


307- Every time you loose a model, yell "doodie head" at your opponent.
If you need an example:



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 00:55:29


Post by: Omegus


Win.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 01:37:34


Post by: Dark_Angels_Sav


Another good one...bring a ton of dice....as many as you can...like a crown royal bag full of small chessex dice...when rolling off to go first, dump the entire bag on the table and begin looking at each one carefully. When asked what your doing, reply "looking for my lucky roll off dice"....if your opponent allows you to continue til the end....start looking thru your bag, go back out to your car...take as much time as possible...then was an hour or so has gone by...simply say that you must have left it at home...then start the process again and make you say that you are now looking for your "backup" lucky roll off dice....


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 02:29:28


Post by: SwiftLord14


# When your opponet shoots at your vehicle behind cover let him shoot and roll for penetration and damage. When he rolls his last dice roll your cover save,. When you save it yell in his face "Can't see me!'


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 02:34:05


Post by: Belexar


308. Dress up as a comissar, take a BB-gun (if not a real gun) and shoot at the comanders of all freeding units (yours and your allies').

309. Go to the game with a puppet and have HIM play the game

310. Use rocks are proys. Identically-looking rocks. With paper eyes.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 03:34:25


Post by: snake


Print out this thread. Read it in its entirety to your opponent after deployment. Do not stop no matter what. Make sure you say the author and time and date of submission before reading each post.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 03:37:57


Post by: Commisar Wolfie


add in each user's signiture as well for added fun


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 03:39:55


Post by: snake


Commisar Wolfie wrote:add in each user's signiture as well for added fun


And feel free to act out emoticons, in addition to reading them, of course.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 03:40:13


Post by: larose14


Take two master of ordinances (s9 ap3) in a 3 person free for all.. shout out Danger Close! As both your opponents hq approach your lines (chaos terminator lord/space marine hero in termi armor) drop the blasts on their heads and shout out boomshakalaka! For each one after they failed their 2+ save then shout out vaporised For the Emperor!!! Looks like the hammer is mightier then the sword!! Followed by an evil muahah laugh and go on to win the game .

True story lol


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 04:51:06


Post by: yamgrenade


Swiftblade wrote:302: Insist that you will only play if your opponent allows you to blast Nyan Cat from the nearest music player the entire game. Over and Over and Over again.


Or the super-omega extended edition...Which I listened to for 28 min....a month ago...IT WAS HORRIBLE


335? Play guardsmen in apoc. Take as many flashlights as is legally possible. For each time you shoot, yell, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR!!!!" at the top of your lungs. If you somehow manage to kill a model, shout,"BLARG!"



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 05:40:57


Post by: Ecurb The Mighty


Bring a tape of 'Sirius' by the Allen Parsons Project, play over and over again while deploying.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 11:21:43


Post by: dave_salmon


So, so many of these things have happened at my local store over the years and are the very reasons I avoid it.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 12:18:59


Post by: liquidjoshi


337?: model Venoms as Arwings. Every time you make a flickerfield save, yell "DO A BAREL ROLL!".

338?: My Little Pony decals. On everything.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 12:37:09


Post by: General Seric


339 : Bring the smallest dice possible ( Wizkids made ones that were about 5mm x 5mm x 5mm), and if you opponent tries to look at you rolls closely, insist that he is crowding you.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 12:51:52


Post by: Spartan 117


Do not jokes when your playing the game like in the movie Borat. Be like, "I'll shoot at your Land Raider"
"OK"
"Not"
You can do it for quite a bit as well. After seeing the movie Borat it gave me the idea haha


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 14:01:12


Post by: timetowaste85


Use chessex dice that have different symbols on each of the sides. One type of symbol is on the ones side, one is on the six side...etc etc. Then expect your opponent to learn which is which. I do this already But I only have them on 1 and 6 and tell my opponent first which is which AND pick the dice up to show him when they roll-no cheatings for me, just layers of obnoxiousness.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/21 17:12:23


Post by: shrike


???- make sound effects and actions for every charge, move or shoot, with individual sounds for each unit and outcome.
"FIIIIIX BAYONETS! CHAAAAAARGE!"
*fails all armour saves, misses everything*
"AAARGH! THE PAIN! TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS THAT...I...ARGH..."
*falls over, knocking over the board while doing so*
then slowly creep out of the store, and return 5 minutes later with a bandage around head/arm, plaster, sling, ect.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 22:23:05


Post by: yamgrenade


Construct a small altar whenever your model dies, set it on top, pour flammable substance on it/kindling, light it ablaze, and "Accidently" tip it towards your opponents models. If he complains say he is irreverent and leave, very upset.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 22:27:09


Post by: Grey Templar


Have your models have dead enemy models of the same race as your opponent(painted in his color scheme) on the bases of your models.

make sure it looks like they died really gory horrible deaths.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 22:33:23


Post by: yamgrenade


Grey Templar wrote:Have your models have dead enemy models of the same race as your opponent(painted in his color scheme) on the bases of your models.

make sure it looks like they died really gory horrible deaths.


My friend does this....It was annoying, but now that he's doing it with our other friend, its pretty hilarious


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 22:44:01


Post by: Ridealgh


Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 23:09:52


Post by: yamgrenade


Ridealgh wrote:Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War

...and his brother does this!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 23:42:30


Post by: shrike


yamgrenade wrote:
Ridealgh wrote:Melt your opponents most prized and 'invincible unit with Mind War

...and his brother does this!

meh. I played eldar- HQ & elite heavy list.
lysander was the only survivor in my army on one wound.
he survived three turns on his own.
what a boss.

???- bring a pair of clippers/craft knife/hobby drill.
every time a model dies, clip off/cut off a limb/drill it's torso and say it can fight on.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/24 23:54:37


Post by: Scorax001


Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/25 00:10:33


Post by: shrike


Scorax001 wrote:Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.

I actually laughed at that.
just the mental image...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 02:38:23


Post by: prototype_X


the mental image i got was the emporers champion stabbing a fat guy trying to bellyflop on him


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 03:44:56


Post by: Jimsolo


#348: Be really fat. Make sure you don't wear deodorant. Run around outside and get really sweaty. Show up to a crowded game night, and then stand in front of the only fan in the game room.


This actually happened to me last week. It was the most disgusting thing ever.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 04:12:03


Post by: Commisar Wolfie


I thought this was 100 ways to annoy your opponent not kill them


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 04:19:05


Post by: Grey Templar


Hey, if i was suddenly killed I would be plenty annoyed


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 04:20:35


Post by: Commisar Wolfie


touche salesman touche


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 06:21:37


Post by: Belexar


349: Play Grey Knights

350: Dress up as an Inquisitor and call your opponents (or allies) an "HERETIC!" or a "FILTHY XENO!" (if he's not useing humans) everytime he does something that doesn't benefit you.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/26 07:08:18


Post by: Fairfeldia


use squat models as a 'counts as' have them counting as whatever your opponent plays


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/27 02:11:17


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Paint anthro "art" on your tanks


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/07/27 02:28:39


Post by: Shadowbrand


In all honesty, I do this without even trying. Some of the gamers get alittle -too- into it and I have the composure of a stoned hippie. I usually sit and slowly move my Space Wolves to the best firing locations and let the bolters/living lightling do the work then get up to smash apart whats left with my Grey Hunters and Wolfguard. Then I finally stand up.

The whole time the other gamer has been bouncing about and yelling. I guess I am partially a sociopath.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/06 13:56:54


Post by: TechMarine1


Take a Vindicator w/ siege shield.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 03:41:24


Post by: Belexar


Use minis modeled and painted by the NSFW group (you must have seen one of their sigs here in this forum).


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 04:33:23


Post by: Phantom


If your a guy, wear tight girl shorts and every time you measure or "accidentally" drop a model you bend over to get it, I saw this happen once at a shop (*shivers*).


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 06:55:59


Post by: FuryTheBerserker


Lift weights for years and go play without shirt and flex your muscles when you kill something or when you take a hit without losing the unit and tell your opponent that is because you have so epic body.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 07:17:31


Post by: ZeFelix42


Claim that the game is for the glory of hypnotoad and refuse to play unless they agree. Bonus points if you have a video of hypnotoad.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 15:10:23


Post by: KJD


When your opponent fields a decently painted army during his deployment say "awww... That's so cute your children helped you paint your army"



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 15:40:53


Post by: Asherian Command


Constantly saying "WOW CONGRATULATIONS!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/07 15:45:28


Post by: infinite_array


Talks constantly about how your next army will be female space marines. Talk about their double-D breastplates, and how they can't dunk, but it doesn't really matter because they really get into the spirit of the game.

Extra points if your opponent is a woman.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/08 14:17:08


Post by: TechMarine1


Play Sisters of Battle. Pray to the Emperor before each of your turns. +1 if you're fighting against Chaos.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/08 18:12:10


Post by: Locclo


Play all grots. Someone at my store is actually building a list that runs over 200 grots, and little else. We all fear the day we have to wait for his movement phases to end.

As I've discovered, run a Space Wolves list with four Wolf Lords on Thunderwolves, with Runic Armour and Storm Shield with differing weapons. The resulting unit is so hard to kill (and so deadly in CC) that your opponent will cry cheese every game. It's won me a few league cycles now.

(And yes, I know what counters it. I typically stay away from the few things that can take it down quick)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/08 23:16:37


Post by: yamgrenade


Out of Curiosity, What counters it?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 00:06:20


Post by: TechMarine1


yamgrenade wrote:Out of Curiosity, What counters it?


Templates...LOTS of 'em


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 00:17:37


Post by: yamgrenade


TechMarine1 wrote:
yamgrenade wrote:Out of Curiosity, What counters it?


Templates...LOTS of 'em


Not the grots, the furries.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 02:25:29


Post by: Blitza da warboy


yamgrenade wrote:Out of Curiosity, What counters it?


ID weapons, especially railguns I believe


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 05:08:56


Post by: Locclo


yamgrenade wrote:Out of Curiosity, What counters it?


Grey Knights as a codex counters it - that much Force Weapon takes 'em down quick. Vindicators do the job extremely well, as do Railguns. The Vindicare Assassin also tends to pick their storm shields off one at a time if I don't kill it/them quick enough.

Basically, anything that causes Instant Death and denies an armor save. It's not all that common in my league (occasional Vindicator in Marine lists, and the local Blood Angels player tends to run Mephiston) but it makes me stop and think before I start running them up and down the board.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 07:19:08


Post by: GamzaTheChaos


CONSTANTLY ask your opponent to verify anything and everything special in his army by showing you in his codex and or rule book


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 10:51:45


Post by: Jidmah


Field two Warpheads.

Declare every Waaagh! at the top of your lunges.

Reroll any results for your Warpheads that do not result in an additional Waaagh!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 13:03:14


Post by: deffskulla


Play a "friendly game";

throw packing peanuts at their models and tell them you are calling in artillery.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/09 20:08:54


Post by: Shas'o-Ko'saea


Roll each dice (one at a time) on a cracked or bumpy surface. "Oops, landed in a crack."


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BTW, What number are we on?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/10 09:53:16


Post by: Ugavine


As you move your models do voices and have them have conversations as they move. Do this for every model - especially an Ork horde

Name every model in a horde and scream out their name in dispair when they die - "Mek Nobblenutz... NOOOOOO!!!!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/14 05:00:19


Post by: Ineed2bucks


Every time you wound the enemy HQ choice or powerful character, get over excited, take some steps closer, and then do your happy dance in pre-mature celebration for its mile-stone wounds this battle

Whenever you lose a powerful character or HQ, remove him slowly, cross your arms, squint your eyes, and then for the rest of the match refuse to believe he died, just saying "no he still lived!" enough times will do the trick!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/08/14 08:32:31


Post by: Blobpie


Spread ashes every time you use a template weapon





100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/23 07:51:42


Post by: shrike


when you use a template, smack it onto the unit you're hitting (though this is more of a dick move rather than just annoying)

Field nothing but DKoK hades breaching drills and engineers.

field a horde army and only bring a handful of dice.

Make up a ridiculous rule, then when challenged, show the opponent your codex with the crudely drawn in line "grots are jump infrantry" or something.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/23 20:46:11


Post by: Bucket


Have someone eating anything with their mouth open, all the time


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/23 20:55:47


Post by: Joey


shrike wrote:when you use a template, smack it onto the unit you're hitting (though this is more of a dick move rather than just annoying)

Field nothing but DKoK hades breaching drills and engineers.

field a horde army and only bring a handful of dice.

Make up a ridiculous rule, then when challenged, show the opponent your codex with the crudely drawn in line "grots are jump infrantry" or something.

lol.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/23 21:05:53


Post by: Durza


Successfully use Gift of Chaos on an Independent Character. +1 if it's a Special Character. +2 if it's a Grey Knight. +100 if it's Draigo.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/23 23:05:34


Post by: snake


Scorax001 wrote:Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.


This actually caused me to burst out laughing. Thank you for that.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/24 01:04:22


Post by: Great White


350) Bring a giant ass rambo knife and every five minutes stab it into the table so that it stays in by itself claiming you saw a fly and you were trying to kill it. Make the fly always dangerously close to his models.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/24 05:46:24


Post by: Killadoza


351) Use a Yatzee Shaker to roll your dice. announce 40k game rolls such as hits, and also announce where you are using your roll on your Yatzee score pad. Forexample, CSM firing bolters at an enemy roll three 4's and to 3's. declare 3 hits and your full house.

352) during the enemy movement phase, build walls in front of your troops with extra dice. claim the are out of LOS and argue until you settle on the 5+ cover save as written in the rules.

353) If a cheap laugh is beter than winning a casual game, drive all of your vehicles in reverse the whole game. And for extra fun have Just Married! painted on the back doors.

354) 2 Rhinos start on the farthest right side pf ypur deployment zone as possible, empty of course. do nothing with them other than race them around rthe table edges the entire game, letting them switch back and forth with a 1 inch lead. If your opponant catches on start comentating Kentucky Derby Style.

355) use a spare troop to walk next to the driver side of a vehicle the entire time it moves, claiming he is ghost riding his whip.

356) When playing against a Xeno army, predict where squads will move, and creat a trail of Reeses Pieces leading them along as an ET reference

357) For Dawn of War set up, insist the first turn be played with the lights off.

358) When you have clearly won the game and it is your turn six, make no movements, shoot nothing and decline to roll any hits in CC. casually tell your opponant you have taken a knee with the ball so the clock can run out.

359) During your turn that 1 or more deepstriking units make it on the board, play It's Raining Men for the duration of your turn.

360) Make all measurements with a heavy duty tapemeasure, ask your opponant to hold the other end, even to check for 1" away from enemy model checks



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/24 08:03:53


Post by: ZeroSamurai


Ailaros wrote:5.) Neutralize your opponent's shiniest unit. You get 2x annoyance points when neutralizing = tar pitting.

This can be very annoying, I remember when I had my stealth suit glance my friends predator for the entire game, it was never able to do anything. In retrospect I should have given them a fusion blaster to kill the predator then move on but that wouldn't have been nearly as fun.

361) Insist on measuring out the 6" move of each of your models separately, bonus if it's an ork or tyranid horde.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/24 08:29:22


Post by: Killadoza


361) Insist on measuring out the 6" move of each of your models separately, bonus if it's an ork or tyranid horde.


You mean like you are actually supposed to do?


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/24 09:01:02


Post by: Jidmah


Most opponents in tournaments will actually require you to do that. "I'll just measure the first row" is only applicable in friendly games.

362) Keep singing the "Orks, orks, orks, orks, orks!" song from the Dawn of War pc game whenever anything happens to your boyz.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/26 15:53:07


Post by: liquidjoshi


Make sure your battlefield has a road which the enemy will drive vehicles down. set up masses of infantry on the road in the most disruptive place possible, preferably tightly packed. When your opponent tries to drive down, refuse to run from the inevitable death or glory, but refuses to strike any blows, claiming your men are pacifists. Bonus points for hordes or Tau, more if it is a land raider or bigger. Keep something with high LD in there to keep your horde from fleeing.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 09:29:58


Post by: RAVEN 97


deep strike everything or out flank!!!
This works well against a shooting army, they have nothing to shoot at for at least 1 turn


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 11:35:07


Post by: Ultrasmurf_no_REALY


in apocalypse yell THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE whenever flyers or jump troops are used (use this against the eldar they usualy have LOADS of fliers and jump troops)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 14:38:15


Post by: Armless Failure


Don't bother to teach your child manners. Get them hyped up on mountain dew. Take them with you to the game, and tell them how awesome your opponents army is. In about 20 minutes get nasty with your opponent about how their army isn't wysiwyg, you know because your kid broke half their models.



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 15:27:23


Post by: Belexar


367) Use rocks as proxis. Bonus points if they're painted. Double points if you stick wobbly eyes on them.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 15:31:08


Post by: Sunoccard


368) You write a battle report on the game, with the most minute detail possible, just to slow your opponent. Bonus if you also say " wait I have to get pics"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 15:37:30


Post by: Belexar


369) Play Squats. Bonus points if they worship Malal. Doublle points if you bring your army to a tournament.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 16:02:03


Post by: bloodaxegit


Whenever any enemy unit enters play, reply "nope, Chuck Testa!" Bonus points for placing a model of Chuck Testa instead.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 16:34:59


Post by: KplKeegan


Calling a Waaagh! so you're Squiggs can gob your opponents most beloved unit. They've eaten so much that my friend is going to model them with Cave Squigs instead.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 18:21:53


Post by: Billagio


As IG,convince a tau player in a friendly game to bring alot of railguns by flaunting all your pretty tanks, then make a list consisting entirely of infantry and powerblobs.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/11/30 19:17:51


Post by: Sunoccard


As a necron player convince a IG player of the speed you crush his tanks, then play a tesla list against his footsloggers.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/02 11:02:33


Post by: Killadoza


Get a Super Mario sound board on your phone. Play the death sound for your losses, bringing the flag down for his losses, fire ball sound for flamers and meltas, the sprinting moise during Run, Mushroom noise for bonus attack on charge, etc.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/02 11:40:21


Post by: Sasori


Yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" then slit your throat, and bleed all over everyone's minis.

Warning: You can only do this once.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/02 11:56:16


Post by: termin8r


Move all the terrain to cover your units and leave your opponent out in the open, then act like nothing happened.


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Proxy with washers every time you play.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 00:32:14


Post by: yamgrenade


termin8r wrote:
Proxy with washers every time you play.


Bonus: all washer differ by a hundredth of an inch. Whenever your opponent asks which unit is which, look exasperated and tell him you've told him already.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 00:37:38


Post by: Draigo


Play the newest "cheese" codex.. always a fan favorite. The eyes rolled when Joww was used.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 06:57:17


Post by: kinratha


Say that all of IG lasguns are realy Lascannons, FRFSRF makes them TL


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 07:01:03


Post by: AzureDeath


Get the armies all deployed and they think they have first turn then you say, I brought Baron Sathonyx so I'm going first, after they put their army in a fashion to do heavy casualties to you first and then unload and watch them remove theirs first. Classic


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 07:10:53


Post by: AtomicEngineer


Ask the opponent which unit they have most pride in painting, and take it off the board in the first turn.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 08:05:24


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Find your enemy's deathstar unit and wash over horde after horde of gretchin.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 08:35:06


Post by: Doctadeth


Field a gretchin runthorde. Done it to someone. Really annoyed him as well.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/04 18:48:05


Post by: smudgethekat


Spend as much time as you can deciding which models to take off the table when you take casualties. Rank them in order of which are best painted, which have the coolest conversions, best poses, who has killed more stuff.
Bonus points if you have to ask the opponent for his input, and when he says "I don't care" cry and run away.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/05 22:33:15


Post by: Mr. Oddity


Bring a real pistol when playing IG. When a squad fails morale, pull your pistol and shoot one of them. Immediately re-roll, claiming you're a Comissar. Bonus if your opponent lets you (extra bonus if the cops aren't called).

Pardon me: 69th post. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/05 22:42:44


Post by: Leonus Cohol


You must drive your car into your enemies own car if attempting to ram.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/05 22:54:04


Post by: CuddlySquig


Do a victory dance every time your opponent fails an armour save.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/05 23:14:29


Post by: pizzaguardian


slowly inch the terrain on your side to enemies gunline
bonus points if you have units on that terrain
double bonus points knudging actually got you in range for a double dice melta penetration


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 04:38:51


Post by: dreadfury101


Bring a Zune and a speaker system, play necrons and whenever its your turn pump yourself up by blasting "reptiles theme" from mortal kombat.


for those of you who dont know it,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy-2ZvkIbL4


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 05:58:06


Post by: AzureDeath


One I used to do before I was told I couldn't any more was call the dice rolls of my opponents and being right pretty much most of time, it was funny.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 06:05:19


Post by: thunderpanda


Call cover and BLOS from dark eldar pain tokens



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 06:06:39


Post by: Warboss Gutrip


Play a terminator army, and don't fail a single armour save for the whole game.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 14:07:55


Post by: Minopikle16


35: Every single time when ur opponent does something ask him to see codex to make sure thats legal


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/06 14:28:51


Post by: Draigo


Hide your dice rolls or scoop up your dic fast after rolling on ur side..


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/07 08:23:12


Post by: sudojoe


Play a GK army and build it with cotez and about 72 demon hosts on foot. You will have to reroll a D6 for every single model every single turn! (damn your FOC limit) I'd do more rolls but can't fit more than 12 in a group.

Wierdly, this is an actually legal army though chances of winning are slim @_@ and technically you really would have to do this...


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/10 13:35:50


Post by: liquidjoshi


Warboss Gutrip wrote:Play a terminator army, and don't fail a single armour save for the whole game.


I only failed three... two were on a Librarian... does that count?

Claim that your opponent is lucky if they ever roll a 5+. Do this every time they roll a 5+, even if 4+ or lower was required.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/25 07:43:54


Post by: Alexzandvar


Spend the entire game shouting silly DoW quotes.

Bonus points if you say lines relevant to your current operating race.

+1,000,000 points if you actually take the time to make a COMMANDER BOREALE and have him be your Force Commander. Then spend the entire game lecturing your opponent on the Codex Astartes and name every single tactical move you make.

+ Infinite points if you actually preform STEEHL RAHN in a game.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2011/12/25 08:29:14


Post by: funkyh


Give your army paintball rounds and instead of wounding, every roll to hit, you pull out a pot of paint and put a dot on your opponents models.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 00:45:07


Post by: Defiler37


When deep striking, physically drop the model on the table, even if it hits you/your opponents guys. (bonus points for doing this with a monolith)


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 00:54:08


Post by: Joey


Flatulence.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 00:55:49


Post by: funkyh


When dropping a template literally means dropping a template.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 01:04:43


Post by: Alexzandvar


When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.

Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"

Bonus points if you take a model from one of those armies and smash it under your boots for "Heresy"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 01:07:05


Post by: Joey


Alexzandvar wrote:When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.

Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"

Anyone who did that to me would immediately get a punch in the face.
Just saying.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 01:09:38


Post by: Alexzandvar


Joey wrote:
Alexzandvar wrote:When you use your Valkryies make cheesy plane and helicopter sounds.

Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"

Anyone who did that to me would immediately get a punch in the face.
Just saying.


I have not been to a tournament myself, but the people who I have talked to say that the ones they go to most of them often have people dressing up as various creatures/people from the Warhammer 40k universe, and that it is always great fun.

They say one time that a guy hollowed out a monitor and put it on his head, and pretended to be a "Machine spirit"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 02:32:21


Post by: Kodanshi


These have been my top tier favourites so far:

MechaEmperor7000 wrote:2.) Roll every single dice one by one, and claim that this pleases the Dice Gods. If you do actually get better rolls, praise the Dice gods endlessly. If not, say your opponent's mass rolling is pissing the Dice Gods off.

physcosamatic wrote:18. After each turn carry on dramatically about what has happened and role play it with sound effects and arm actions +2 if you bump the table as well.

"OMG YOUR CHAOS SPACE MARINE GOT FACE PWNED BY MY EPIC ULTRAMARINE MIGHTY BOLTER ROUND OF DOOM!" *you jump up and pretend your fist is a bolter projectile and slow motion act out punching yourself in the face and making loud noises*

yeenoghu wrote:use a blue permission deck

purplefood wrote:54. Copy your long time opponents fluff or squad names with only slight alterations e.g. Squad Alpha turns into sqaud Shmalpha

Scorax001 wrote:Laugh a lot. When your opponent asks why, say "because of this" and belly-flop onto his entire army.

FuryTheBerserker wrote:Lift weights for years and go play without shirt and flex your muscles when you kill something or when you take a hit without losing the unit and tell your opponent that is because you have so epic body.

Defiler37 wrote:When deep striking, physically drop the model on the table, even if it hits you/your opponents guys. (bonus points for doing this with a monolith)
(I actually do this one with drop pods — not my own, of course! )

Alexzandvar wrote:Dress up as a Commisar or Inquistor for your local tournament and go around inspecting IG, Space Marine, Grey Knight, and Sisters of Battle armies for "heresy"

Bonus points if you take a model from one of those armies and smash it under your boots for "Heresy"


My own contribution:

Take all your units completely unassembled and in their sprue, preferably in their original boxes, and claim they ‘count as assembled and painted’.
 


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 06:23:43


Post by: Alexzandvar


Every time any enemy Space Marine player makes a move, pull out a book with the cover replaced with a Codex Astartes cover.

Then open the book to a random page, then point inside the book and yell at your opponent, THE CODEX ASTARTES DOES NOT SUPPORT THAT ACTION!


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 06:29:00


Post by: Surfboard66


If a unit deepstrikes then mishaps then dies, simply pick up that unit, throw it on the ground and yell "THE EMPARORAH PROTECTS!!!" at the top of your lungs.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 06:38:09


Post by: Alexzandvar


a Million bro points if you bring a torch to a tourny and run around screaming at people.

"CARRY THE EMPERORS WILL AS YOUR TORCH"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 10:15:28


Post by: Colonel Dakura


Loving this thread!

### - Read this thread while your opponent is deploying. Gasp suddenly and leave the store. Come back a couple of hours later and do as many things on this thread as possible.

### - Arrange a game with someone. Make sure it is specifically 40k that you arranged. Turn up with 3000pts of Ogres and play using fantasy rules.

"My Tyrant declares a CHALLENGE ON YOUR CHAPLAIN!!!!"
"So, thats 6 impact hits at str6 on your tactical Squad..."

### - Every time you kill a model or something goes amiss for your Opponent yell "SUCKS TO BE YOU!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 10:52:01


Post by: King Crow


Play with an army that consists of legs glued to a stand, Then yell blood for the blood god every 5 minutes.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 11:19:35


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Make a My Little Pony Themed Army



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 15:39:08


Post by: epil


I like to play the rocky horror picture show because it bothers a friend a mine when we play. He just hates cross dressers.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 15:42:52


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Model your army after RHPS.
Imagine it, Calgar in fishnets and a corset


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 15:43:32


Post by: epil


Wonderful idea.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 16:03:39


Post by: Alexzandvar


CthuluIsSpy wrote:Make a My Little Pony Themed Army



Oh CthululsSpy!



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 18:48:13


Post by: Kodanshi


^



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 18:52:27


Post by: timetowaste85


Somebody purge it...please...for the love of Slaanesh. God too, I guess. God would probably want that thing purged.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 18:58:28


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


XXX = Field an army of pony crons.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:09:42


Post by: Alexzandvar


CthuluIsSpy wrote:XXX = Field an army of pony crons.


HERESY



100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:20:37


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


Any just like that, this has become a brony thread.
Oh deer.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:20:42


Post by: Alexzandvar


Kodanshi wrote:http://chanarchive.org/content/8_tg/15100270/1306738850256.jpg

http://chanarchive.org/content/8_tg/15100270/1306738752580.jpg

A little too big to direct link here!


Amazing!

EDIT: I see what you did there Cthulu......


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:21:35


Post by: Kodanshi


CthuluIsSpy wrote:Any just like that, this has become a brony thread.
Oh deer.
Bwahahaha! I see what you deered there…


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:23:27


Post by: funkyh


Emperor willing, you will stop the cancer right this instant.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:24:27


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


XXX2 = When shooting at the enemy, roll your dice by throwing them at his models.
Extra troll points if you make pew pew noises, and aim carefully for EACH one.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:25:55


Post by: Asherian Command


Scream for the emperor!

Everytime its your turn declare a break for yourself. Grab a cellphone and start giggling manically.

Don't bring pants to the store.

bring a crowd of people and have them all wear monocles and business suits and top hats. Tell them to agree with everything said, with "YES YES QUITE SO!"


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:29:03


Post by: Alexzandvar


Asherian Command wrote:Scream for the emperor!

Everytime its your turn declare a break for yourself. Grab a cellphone and start giggling manically.

Don't bring pants to the store.

bring a crowd of people and have them all wear monocles and business suits and top hats. Tell them to agree with everything said, with "YES YES QUITE SO!"


Bring a box with 2 pistols in it and challenge you opponent to a dual for "Insulting your honor", bonus points if agrees.


100 Ways to Annoy Your Enemy @ 2012/01/15 19:43:34


Post by: PresidentOfAsia


Wear a suit, sungasses and a ridiculous pointy hair style and go around and say,

ATTENTION WARGAMERS, WARHAMMER 40k IS OFFICIALLY MORE BADASS THEN A CHILDREN's CARD GAME

or ATTENTION WARGAMERS, MY HAIR MAKES DRAIGO's FLUFF LOOK LIKE SOMETHING WRITTEN BY DAN ABNETT