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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 07:41:05


Post by: legoburner


Due to continued complaints from our sponsors and a recent flood of inappropriate content, we have decided it is time to get rid of the OT board. It will be locked today and removed one week from now. There have been a lot of good posts over the years, but they are buried in the junk and we just cannot spare the moderation resources to deal with something that is ultimately offtopic from dakka's true purpose. Offtopic discussions will still be permitted in the private DCM forum, but any offtopic content that does not fit the scope of existing forums will incur punishment. If you wish to discuss this matter, please do so in this thread and nowhere else on the forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 07:43:15


Post by: Panic


yeah,
Sad to see. But I can see the need for the change.

Panic...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 07:58:53


Post by: Leigen_Zero


Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:00:28


Post by: CadianXV


I'm sure it will be missed. A definite shame, but c'est la vie.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:02:07


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin








Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:11:16


Post by: Ratius


May we inquire as to who the sponsors are specifically?


Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:28:46


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Did I just get indoctrinated?



Yes, yes I was.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:37:15


Post by: snurl


Crap. I could cry.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:45:29


Post by: Hyenajoe




Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 08:49:02


Post by: Leggy


It's just not fair! All those timewasters spamming the offtopic forums with posts completely irrelevant to the matter in hand have ruined it for all of us that wanted to discuss topics of a divergent nature. Damn your hides!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:18:49


Post by: blood reaper


The begining of a dark reign of pointless locks and evil crimes against the Dakka comuntity by the MOD's!

NB : we already have this.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:22:36


Post by: AlexHolker




Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:23:56


Post by: Warboss Imbad Ironskull


Personally I thought the OT board was something that made Dakka really differant then other wargamming sites. I mean granted I never took part in the "how old are you" or "how tall are you" threads but there where some very intellectual discussions on the thread and some opportunities for members to learn things about eachother outside of wargamming. And I don't like that off topic discussions will still be allowed in the DCM forum, if it's going to go it needs to go for everyone.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:27:40


Post by: Yak9UT


I don't know if this will resolve the problem.

If anything its going to stir up alot of trouble with alot of Dakkites.

I'm worrired now with no OT some people will go to other other boards to post spam OT post

Only time will tell but I think this move is in the wrong way.

You also might lose a great deal of members in all this.

Thier are other gaming forums that have OT threads.





Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:32:47


Post by: Lukus83


Am I the first to



Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Guess I'm not.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:35:48


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


I think this is for the best for Dakka, we didn't need O.T anyways...

*dribble*


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:37:08


Post by: porkuslime


After perusing, I really Loled. Frankly, off-topics offended Legoburner.

-P


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:42:40


Post by: Capt. Rex


I read this.
Then I read this: http://www.games-workshop.com/gws/content/blogPost.jsp?aId=16100001a

I'm not sure which to believe!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:46:55


Post by: Hellfury


Frazzled...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...crustaceans immersed in...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...but the children are restless when the chickens are screaming...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...and thats a fact!




This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 01/Apr/2011 04:45:39 AM


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:47:45


Post by: reds8n


..it's like you see into the very core of our burnt out and worthless "souls".


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:49:23


Post by: Scarper


I take it all the heretical ideas being removed are
They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book! !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:51:49


Post by: Lukus83


Loving this thread and whoever is moderating it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:53:47


Post by: Hellfury


You awesome mods...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...what I am trying to say is...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...so you better...

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

...or I am going to play nice and make you lobster bisque for dinner!




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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:55:11


Post by: reds8n


Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

look...




Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

look...




Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

see ? ...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:56:29


Post by: Capt. Rex


It would appear that the forces of Chaos are trying to get in before the massive dump of Grey Knights stuff tomorrow.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:56:37


Post by: Hellfury


I love you Reds8n!










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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:57:22


Post by: H.B.M.C.


Reds8n makes the trains run on time.

He is
the best thing to ever happen to Dakka.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 09:57:31


Post by: Scarper


This thread is awesome


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:00:37


Post by: reds8n


Hellfury wrote:I love you Reds8n!










This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 01/Apr/2011 04:55:26 AM


And you're tender and sweet as you do it


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:02:26


Post by: Hellfury




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:03:11


Post by: Ratius


They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls. Let's book! !




LETS' ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:10:47


Post by: Just Dave


Personally, I fully approve of this idea. The off-topic forum is the home to worthless filth and topics not appropriate to think about. I cannot welcome this idea from our glorious benefactors more, it's a great way to clean up Dakka.

Considering it is well known to be less popular than it's 40K cousin, I suggest the tripe that is the WHFB be removed next. This would free up plenty of server space for quality content provided only by our glorious moderators and ensured by the removal of the OT forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:13:57


Post by: blood reaper


Don't allow the Mods to control you! they'l only get stronger! run run to the hills! There coming! They'l find you and edit your free will posts!
Flee to the off topic fourm http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/forums/show/54.page


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:14:44


Post by: filbert


All hail our glorious despotic overlords for they have seen through the fog and burned away the filth that is the OT zone!

Huzzah!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:17:01


Post by: Capt. Rex


blood reaper wrote:Don't allow the Mods to control you! they'l only get stronger! run run to the hills! There coming! They'l find you and edit your free will posts!


It's not the Mods I'm worried about...it's the Chaos Gods!

Blood for the Blood God


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:20:35


Post by: loki old fart




Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:20:45


Post by: Devastator


Mods ARE chaos gods


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:20:56


Post by: reds8n


Just Dave wrote:

Considering it is well known to be less popular than it's 40K cousin, I suggest the tripe that is the WHFB be removed next. This would free up plenty of server space for quality content provided only by our glorious moderators and ensured by the removal of the OT forum.


..interesting thoughts... no one really paints or models either do they ? And it's well known that GW IS the hobby, so we could away with all those other boards too.

We shall consider your ideas, they have merit and you show promise.*

We approve ; have a gift



( note to self : is this right ? )

We are the moderators : for now we run your boards, soon we shall come for your womenfolk.






* If, perhaps, a bit too much independent thought.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:22:41


Post by: Hellfury


I can haz three hags and a moon shirt too?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:26:41


Post by: Monster Rain


It's about time.

Back to 4chan with you, spammers! Dakka is already a cleaner and more intelligent place without the OT forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:26:53


Post by: SagesStone


All I got was this cool hat.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:29:15


Post by: mattyrm


Well, its been fun folks. I don't see how modding can be am issue, I cynically believe this was done to try and get more DCM, but that's by the by.

I will occasionally browse the P and M and tactics forums, but I said 6 months ago I would delete my account if this happened and im a man of my word. I will encourage my RL friends to do the same.

Toodle pip chaps.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:34:10


Post by: blood reaper


You can't contol us evil mods!






foolish mortal !


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:36:32


Post by: Monster Rain


Scream all you want. You're miles from where anyone can hear you.

Glory the the Admins. Glory to Dakka!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:39:10


Post by: Leigen_Zero


all glory to the mods.........

*clap*...*clap*...*clap*...*clap*...*clap*...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:40:46


Post by: Just Dave


reds8n wrote:
Just Dave wrote:

Considering it is well known to be less popular than it's 40K cousin, I suggest the tripe that is the WHFB be removed next. This would free up plenty of server space for quality content provided only by our glorious moderators and ensured by the removal of the OT forum.


..interesting thoughts... no one really paints or models either do they ? And it's well known that GW IS the hobby, so we could away with all those other boards too.

We shall consider your ideas, they have merit and you show promise.*

* If, perhaps, a bit too much independent thought.


M'lord, you're right you know. Even those Forge World chaps don't paint their models:



See?!

I humbly support our overlords ideas and any further Ceasing and Desisting they may feel is in order.


*not to worry; I'm not in the habit of thinking often. I prefer others to do it for me.

Culls for the Cull Throne! Blood for the Mod God!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:41:01


Post by: Viktor von Domm


I´m in before tomorrow!


vik


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:46:50


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Arrgh! Cursed Mods, ya'll never get me sanity!


TODAY'S THE



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:47:04


Post by: lord_blackfang


My heretical _______ have not been removed at all!

Oh yes they have


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:53:16


Post by: reds8n



OBEY !

CONSUME !

SEND CASH. OR KITTENS. OR *PLACEHOLDER TO CHECK SPELLING WITH FRAZZ AND ALSO BREED, COLOURATION AND TEMPERAMENT WE DO NOT, REPEAT DO NOT, WANT A REPEAT OF THE "SCARY JACUZZI PANICED RESPONSE" INCIDENT*






Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:53:50


Post by: Klawz


I̟̪̲ͅͅ ͥ̇͊҉̻AM͈̲̣͍̜̻̠͛̌̃ͯ̎͟ ҉̥̰̩̯͓͔ͅT̙̰̯͒̀ͩͧ͒͡H̳͕̊̓ͣ̊̅E̮̮̦̯̪̗͠ ̡P̻̦Ŗ͚̮͔͔ͤ̓̂A̠̣͎͙̼̞͎E̸ͩ͋T҉͇͇̰̮̪͔͚O̯͕̟̗͗ͫ͊ͪ͢R̦͚̤̞̱̿ͩ̏͒̃ͅ ̴̫̰̦̦̭̝͐͊͌͂̎̍Ó̱̏ͭ̕F̳̮͈̘ͫ ̯͍̼̟̞̓̑Z̆ͨͣͥ̉̎ͬ͜A̸̤̙͍̬̞̘̟̚L͕̗ͨ͋̈́G̯̦̠͍̩O̷̯̅ͨ̐ͩ!͕̩̝̯̝͕̮̃ͤͮ̒ͤ̋̕ ͉͓̮ͮ̓̅̃̓̿͡Y̡̘̩̦̱̪̎̔Ō͒ͬ̋ͬ҉̞̺Ȕ͚͔͖̦ ̗̤̈̂̆ͫ̉̾͐S̲̟͙ͨH̘̰͖͍ͭ͊ͨ̃ͨ̄̾A̛̠͍͛̈́L̲̰͚͙̼̙̳ͣ͑͂̆̾ͦ͟L̪̣͈͚̓̆ͪ͊͋͘ ͚N͖̄̾͠Ọ͍ͮ̏̓̉̊͛̄T̶͍̞̬ͯ̒͐̃̔ͧ͒ ̸̖͖̰̀̋Ş̭̏̽̑Ȋ̩͔̐̑̾L̍ͨ̍ͮ͏̼̪͙̗̞͕̫E̩̞̮͉ͪ̈́͊̔͘N͎͉̥͐ͤͥ̌͛C͇̻̫͕ͩ͂̚E̢̯̳̻͇͙̰ͯͅ ̢̅̆H͈̦̙̭̭̟͍I͇̘̪̤͔͎̎ͫ̐͜S̭ͨ̽̎ͤ̾ͬͅ ͐ͬ̿ͥͬ͆҉͕̫͙̗̪̪̳Wͭ͂ͩͨ͒͒́R̵̲̙͔̠̘ͫͮÄ̜̹̮͚͊͐̀T̩͖͎̫̲͈͍ͦͦH̝̻̖̝̤ͩ̏ͮ̈́̓ͨͫ,̸̗̬̹ͫ̽ ̘̮̭̦̝ͯ̊ͩ̃ͭ̇ͤP͎̽̌̈ͫͥ̓ͭỦ̜͕͎̹̥͔̙̄̋ͤͣͥ̆N̸̮͙̾̌̈́Y̜̹̣̽̈̊͞ ̧̼̺̺̭ͩ͌͆ͭͪM̒̈́̓͆Ǫ̜͉̯ͯD̼̤̪̮ͨ̂̍͛͛̚S̹͐͛̊͆ͨ͌̈ ̺̥̦̙̗͚O̫̟͊͌̌̑̈F̛̳̹͙͙̲̩̆̍ ̱̤̦ͧ̀͗B͍̜͈̤̭̫̾̍͞O̗̭̤̹̼͉͡N̺̦̟̠̼̤̔͋ͭẸ͙̹̫̊͠ Ḁ̫̾̍̍͂ͩ͒̍Nͤͥͤ̽D͖ͯ̓̈̃ͪ̓̾̕ ͎̲͕̺͖͆ͥ̌̇́̔S̲̟̲̻͖̀̄̑̏̇ͭ̀T̓E͇̱ͯͤͪ̎͝E̖̬͕̜̥̐L̘̹̿̇̾́̓̔!̫̿̍ ̗́Ĥ̫̻̹ͭ̅̒͝E̼͚̘͖̘̯̓̎ ̲̜̖̥̥̩ͩW͔͖͉̩A̼̳̭̞̞ͤ̆̈́̍I̢̥̺̥̿ͩ̂ͭT͓͙̣̩̣̈̄̆̇S̭͓͖̰͗̏̽̑ ̫͚͂ͦ̿ͦͫBÊ͔̯̯̪̤ͧͭ́ͫ̉͗H̬̺̯̟̱͌̐͂̚I̻̼͖ͩͯ͗̊̆̉͑͠N̈́̓̉̿ͤD̙͔ͤ̄ͪ̀ ̘̭̩͖̝̠̋̔͗͂͘T̸̥͖ͩ͂Hͫ̔̅̚҉̥̪E̠͇̹͔̠̳͗̔ ̦̇͐̈Ẉ̷̌ͅA̼ͫ͌L͚ͦ̓͗̓̚͡L̩͕̠̲̯!̰̒͛̍ͪͯͨ̆ ͌͐̅ͧ̃҉̯̺̝̼̩̠Z̜̹ͮǍ̙ͬ̎Lͯ̄G̢͉͕̒ͦ͐̓͌̄O̠̬̩̺͒͊̏,͕̠̙͋̍̐ͪ̏̒̚̕ͅ ̫̘̄̉͒̏͆̎͋͡H̾ͥͧ́̌̚Ȁ͔̦͙̺͙ͦ͑Ĩ͉̣̳͓̞͐ͤ̄͂L͚̯̱̹̳̯͒ͦ͂͝ ̴̮̣͆Z̷̜̜̥̩͇͈̯ͦA̵̤̠ͮ̾ͅĹ̷̖͈͔̀̃G͓̼͈̗̰̮̍̇̄ͭƠ̱̬̫͎̝!̧̮̭̼̯͒̍̐̃̇ͪͬͅ ̶̖͉̼̿̂͑ͤȞ̙̗̦̥̫͞E͓̲͖̗̼̋͛ͮͫ ̫̼̮̥̖̘ͮ́W̎ͧ̑̂̋I̻̬̬͈ͤ͛͘L̢͙͇͈͚̻̽̃͒̋͑͐̚L͙̺̝̆͜ ̟̣͉̔͛͊C̫̥̥̖̠̟̒̈͌͐̇ͬO̪̩̖̬̭͓ͥͬ̽͛̀R̗͚̗̬̝̫ͨ͂̿R̼ͣ̑̄̄ͥ̄͗Ȕ̞̤̲͠P͛̇̃̄̓̚Ṭ̷̯̳͙̲̆̇̉ͯ ͙͖̠͈͔̖ͮ̓͌̅͘Ỳ̯̲̻̹̳ͨO͊̈́̍̌U̼͈̹ͦͪ̆͐̚R̰̬͎ ̡̭̱̠̯̻͖͆͆̓̈́̂͛̚M̢̰̮̼̣̗̈́ͩ̃̈O̡̭͍̭͉̝͇̟D̛ͥ̋̓ͧ̿ͩͭE̸̯̬ͬ̏̒͗Ḷ̵̠̰̽ͨ͐Sͭ͐ͤ̀͏̻͉̳͎ ͇͓ͥ̐̑̓̑A̙̝̼̫͓̼͌ͭ́N̷͕͔̤͉̪ͪ̓̂̍̎̔̚Ď̦̖͓̿ͩͨ͋́͜ ̹͚͕̳͎̗ͨ͝R̴̒Uͩ̇҉̯̹̦̦̣̦̫S͚̞T̤̘̹̤̰ ̻̬̬͖͚͐̽ͯY̻͔O̸̰̦̠͕̬Ü̉̓ͯ̄͆̅͏̝̬͈͉͙R͙̖̼̺̈̄͂̐͌̅̈͟ ̳ͤP̳͓̙͍͍ͤ͐̈́̏ͨ́U̷͔͚ͪ̐̈N͇̠͎̥̥̟͇̑͝Y̥ ̸P̧͚̭̜ͪͮ̊̎͑̌̚Ė̠̞̰̞͖͈ͮ̽W̛̥͇̱͌ͯ̒͐͗̆T̃͊ͨ̚E̻̹̠͒̉Rͨ͊̊̒̄̿ C̶̥̈ͪ̊ͧĄ̘͈̲̱̬ͣ̐ͫ̌ͅS̙̣̑ͧ͑̈̑ͪT̸͚̞̹̅S̼̘̟̣̜̆ͤ̅!̷̱̣͇͓͇͓̱̋̽̒̏͌̚ ̴̝͙̗͕̘̯͌́̓̃̆̂D̔̓ͩ̄E̜̱̼̘͔̠A͍͍͙͈̗ͣ̍ͣ̿T̤͉̓ͣ̓̾͗H̩̰̰̯̪̼̔̃ͩ!̨̱͈͓̰̪̙̇ͧͅ ̲̦̳̬̖̮̭̃̊ͤ͂Ḍ̡͎̞e̢̪̮̰̘ͥͦ̈ͅạ̧̩͔̳͕͆̐ͣ̽t̶͕̥̘͉͎̤̾ͩͪ̒̾h̷̫̲̮͖̗ͦ̿̂̔̎!̹̪̯̘̖̯͠ͅ ̤̤̺̳̅


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:55:02


Post by: Bonegrinder


Just Dave wrote:Personally, I fully approve of this idea. The off-topic forum is the home to worthless filth and topics not appropriate to think about.


Really? I better check out the OT forums, just to be sure.

For the er... good of dakka


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 10:59:45


Post by: reds8n




There is no OT board.


There has never been an OT board.

Freedom is slavery

R.A.W. is R.A.I.




( Can we check this last one Mr. Lego/Yak before we run with it ? I t doesn't seem quite right to me and we don't want to look foolish in front of the plebian masses.)


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:00:58


Post by: H.B.M.C.


This is getting more and more conducive to good order.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:04:49


Post by: Klawz


H̢͎ͨ̋́̏.̸̙̣̦̝̫͖ͮ̏͒̄̇B̡̘̮̜ͥ.͍̙͉͊ͦ̏̑̃̇͟Ṃ̭̟͚̳ͪ͊́͛̌̋̚.̰͓̥ͬ͒ͭ͌͒͡C͂̿.͉̳̬̑ͥ̈́ͬͣͣ͛́ wrote:T̵͉̥̗̰̮̗̤̃̌͊ͫ̓̋̊h̸̖̳̀̊i̮͊̈́̇̇̐̽́ş͐̌ ̲̳̬̩̪ͨͭ̀ͤͧi̠͈̝̘̘͈͔̋͒ͪ̐̂̓͢ș̞̊́̚͝ ̹̤͍̟̝̳͟ͅg̞̺͕̻̟͋̊̄̑ͥ̈̀e̗̺t̢͈̞̿ͥͥ̓̆̈́t̴̬̻̝ͭi̙̻͆ͥ̋ͩͪͦ̄n̷̦̝̗g͔̰̖̹̞̙ ̴̲̪s̿͏͍̗̮̞̩i̦͇̤̙̝̰͊lͦ͂̊͞l̞̽͂͛̏̋̌͗y̠̫̬̤̞̞̥͊́̑ͯͧ͐̄.͇̪̪̰̲͉ͥͪ͑
Z̸̴̛̳͓̗̗̙̠̒̈͐̒̄̐̄̀ͯ͑̈͑͌́ͅA̷ͭ́̄̐͛̅̌͆͊̂̒̚҉̨̮̜̩͎L̢͚̹̹̪͈̰̫͋̑̇͐̓͂͗̔̒ͨ̌̊͝͡Gͩ̈͋͒ͩ̿ͬ̒̃̎ͧ̊̊̃҉̸̨̞̳̪̮̰͇͔͎̱̙͡Oͧ̅͌ͫͬͬ҉̴̗̹̞̻̩͔͎̜̝̥̜̣̠̰͕̹͟ ̧͈̰̹̖̇̀̌̿ͭ̇ͯͨ̀̚W̢̛͙̞̪͈̳͖̫̖̓̌ͮͫ̊ͥͣͬ̓ͧ̆̆͑͡ͅḬ̸̢̡͓̲͉̰̗̤̣͊͒̿̐͑̇ͯͫ͋̏͐ͥ̑͂̕͘L̶̢̟̹͇͇͚̩̳̫̥̝̠̭̤̼̊͗̐̑ͨͤ̚͘L̸̴̝̲̼̲̖̍͂ͩ͋ͭ̑ͭ͑̎ͮ͗̏ͥ̀͝͡ ̴̶̟̹̹͔̭ͮ͌̍̾̿̑ͪͫ̄͑͌͌ͮͣͫ̔͢F̮̦͚̙̟̩̗̼̬̮̭͛́́̓͑̇͆̈́̀͘͢͟L̴̷̡̧̫̰̲͈͉͙̻͇͓̯̃̔̾̋͛̉̿ͬ̀̉̋ͭ͊ͭ̆̿͡ͅȂ̡̪̥̝̳̯̦̐ͦ͋́̊̓̉ͧͫ̉̎̎̐͗͛̑ͮ̚̕Yͯͨͯ̅ͩ̂ͧ̆͐ͧ҉̡͕̥̪̹̝͔̫̲̖͈͎̱̻̀ ̸̢̟̦̫̯͕̘̔͆̋ͬͥͪ̋̉̎̓̄̆ͫͤ͒̎͟Ỵ̢̙̖͇̙͖̦͎ͨͪͦͦ͛̒ͫ̈́̉̓̀̅̎̅ͥ̏̎ͯ͞O̶͚͕̹̲̠̪̜̠̟̜̜̻͚̹̝̘͗̀̓̂͂͐̔ͭ̿ͭ̓͟Û̡̻̻̩̖̣̤̰̫̦̱̜͓̦̜͍̲̲̯ͭ̀̽͊̒̓́͠ ͭ̾͐͛ͫ͑̓͏̴̪̙͖̬͍̼͕͡F̞̱̫̞̦̖̻̹̪͕̰͌͗͂̂̎͗̌ͥ͆͜͡O̷̶̟̳͎͉͈͎̣̣͓͈̦̮̺̳̼̟̲͌͋̌ͬ͞R̴͈̥̣̦̭̹͇͍̲͎̲̈́̔̇ͥ̄̐̀̚͘͜ ̧̪͖̙̗̻͉͚̇̈́̇͆͌ͪ̊̈́́ͯ̒ͫ̈͢͢Y̔̑ͫ̂̋ͫ̓̓̀̓͊̓̑̅ͯ̈́̃͛ͥ͘͞͏̰̦̻͔̠͔͈̕͞O̢͈͙͙̺̜̝̙̩̗̹̹͍͌̀ͫ̐ͨͩ̃͊̂̿̑͆͂̑̈ͧͯͪ͜͝ͅͅU̴͇̻̩̤͓̙̭̫ͮ̑̅̆̐͛̍̚͢͠R̷̿̓̌ͦ͗̃̃̾͊͌ͦͨ̓̓͐̐̓̂́͘͏͇͖̠̝̝͈͔̻̹̘͍͔̱̟̲͍̲ ̡̨̬̦̣̜͉̜̯̩͎͈͇̪͔̹̲̎ͤ̋ͪ͗͢͜͡Ï͉̳̜̬̭̘̂̃ͦͧ͛́ͩ͋ͩ͢͜͟͝ͅM̴̯͍̝͔͉͖̲̫̘̲̬̺̖͕̹ͣ̏̋̏͒̔͊̍ͬ̈́̾̽̃͡P̢̗̜̳͔͖̘͚̙̓̒͋̆ͬ̓͒ͨͨͮ̀͌ͤ͘Ū̷̏̿̉̒̈̉́̏̋̈́͛̀͘͡͏̹͙̲̱̖̼̤̗̲͚̟̩Ḑ̵̸͈͚̤̟̺̤̣̻̪̳͎̱̯̻͖̜ͧ͋͆̎̌̊͋͊ͪ̏͒ͬ̽̾ͭ̀͡E͗͐͌̎̿̌̉͏͍̗̼̟̹̀͘̕N̨̻̙̼̰̹̥̽͂̏͐̀͢ͅC̵̶̨̲̹̰̲͚͍͔̙̝̰̜̾̂ͫ̉̊̎͑́̕ͅÊ̸̛̦̱͎̱̺͈͔̟̱̱ͣ̾̐͟͠!̡̜̯̹̩̹̩̺̯̪̫̺̳͓̣̲̹̽͋͆̆ͩͫ́ͭ̎̐͆͋̅̐̿ͥ̽ͮͥ͞͝ ̸̵̛͔͇͓̗̰̖ͣ̀̃ͧ̾̿̿ͪ̂͊̀͑͊͒̐͗͑̈̀Ḣ̷̶͎̜̗̺̹̰̺͕̘͎̠͉̻͖̦̦̑͌ͩͪ̅̅͑ͦË̷̡̨̺͕̪̗͎͔͕̰͖̻̺̙͇̖̟ͬͤͬ̀͝ ̧̜͓͎̬̖̖̭̲̺͎̳̝̱͉͈̣̟͔͒̇ͩͭ͗̔͐͜Ā̿ͮͭ́̌ͦ͆ͣ͆͌̚̚͏̴̸̡̡̮͇̜͎̰̮L̢̻̰͕̲̺̗̥͛̑̽ͤ̎ͩ͑ͦ̇́͝S̵̨͕̫͎͉͍͍͛̐̈́ͮ́̾̑̍͗͒ͨͦͫͤ͜͝Ǫ̴̸̡͇̟̻̟̟͇͇̝͔͖̹̜̪̘͖̙̺͎̀̍͋ͥͩͣ̋̓̑ͪͥ̀ͣ̄ͣ̿̔͛̚͢ ̷̢̥̮͈̜̟̝͍̜̤̗̩͎̯ͤͩͧ̉̔͛͂̍̾ͣͤ́ͫ̒͛ͦ͆ͪ̈T̀̑͂ͬ̓͋̎̐҉̴̧̘̤̥̲̩͍̺̠̯̹̮͉̦ͅͅͅH̶̢͙͖̣̳̗͕̮̲̺̫̼̤̅͗̀ͭ͑ͤ͞͡Ḭ̧͖̭̯͖̠̞̪̘͎̭̹̙̹͍̱̪̞̊̐̇̽̃̈́̂ͮ̈́̚͘͟͝ͅͅṄ̸̳̜̞͖̬͇̺͖̲͙̖̀ͨ̔͒̆̒̾́̂ͩ̕͞Ǩ̷̨̦̞̯̼̼̼͎͖̥͈̞̠̮͖̗̭͖ͫ̃ͮ̉̎̊͂͆ͥ̋̊̑̂͑ͧͦ̔̚ͅS̜̝̙̠͆ͬ̋ͥ̀ͩ̂̆͂ͧ͆͆̇̂̔̄ͯ̕ ̴͉̯̩̤̙̯͖̠̮̻̜̺̬̰͑̿̽ͣ̈́̌͐̉̏ͪ͗ͭ͒̅̈̾ͧ̂ͧ́͟͝ͅY̊̏ͪ͒͘͘͞͏̳̭̼̯̗̫̙͙̲̤ͅƠ̷̷̦̯̩̬̟̪͋́̽͋ͣͤ̿ͣ̓͛ͧ̓̌̐̈͜Ư̬͕̣̜͖͔̥̻̝̱̼̌͌͛̍̔ͣ̾̎ͧͣͤ̚͞ ̛̰̗̞͇̮͚̻̥̯̝̞͖͌̈ͪ̈͒̆͆͊ͮͫͣ̓͛̒̓̍̀͝͞C̷̯̬͔̲̲̍̾̾̿ͥ̉ͬͩ͒̔̄ͣͯ͛ͮ̃ͪ̀͘ͅẢ̱͖̰̱̳͔̞̻͉̠͓̟͖͙͎̙̀̄̃̾̓͑ͪͥͨͣͧͪ͐͆̇̀͟͠ͅͅŅ̌̊ͤͫ̓͌͊ͬͧ̾̀ͪ̎̚҉̦̘͇̤̩̦͕͇̖̻̪̝̲̘̳ ̷̆̐͆͂̈́̈̓̌̓̾̄̈̋̀͢͏̭̻̣̼̬̫͍̫͎͙̤̜̺̣̲̟ͅB̶͍͚͈̫̭̪͕̬͍̦͈̻̟͚̙̾ͦ̓͗͊̆̿̈̈̍̏ͅE͆ͯ̍̐͐̃ͦ̍ͫͫͨ͏͎̣̙̪̬̱͍̤̞̦͕̬̯̗̖͉̟̜͙͞͞ ͔̞̩͓͎͙̰̟͓͖̳͚̞͈͕ͣͫ̓̌̽̀̑ͩ̾̑ͥ̏͊́͠ͅͅŖ͉͍̜͉͓̬̝͎͉͇̺͇͔̰͖̞̣̯̱̅̈ͯͬ̆̒͗̑ͬ͗ͧͩͦ̚U̶̸̬͔͎͔̬͍̱̳͇͈̫̻ͨ́̒̈̋̓ͬ̔͞D̓͂̃́̍̚͢͏̞͈͎͓E̅̿ͯͦ̍̈̒͏̴̵̵̣̝̯̠̭̠̰̤̰̺̜̜͈̜̥̳͚̦͍ ̤̻͉̟̫̳̣̫̠ͩ̐̒̈̈̂͑̌̎́̀ͩ͐̃̀̚Ţ̷̗̳̜̳̘̟̟͇͖̮͔͓̥̾͌̊́͗ͬ̒ͮͮ̀̚̕͟ͅȌ̷̧̨̳̭̺̜͈ͭ͛ͧ̐ͮ̒̌̏͑̂͌͛ͨ͗͒͠ ̪͎̭͈̠̹̤̼͔̼̝̮̠̠̜̮̊̾̆͑͗̔̂ͩͩͦ̒͛ͯ́̚͜Ķ͉̙͖̝͇̜̝͖̞̝̱̞̟ͬ̿̏͂ͥ̌͌̾ͥͬ̃͟A̸̷̟̩̗̲̙̜̗̣̞̹̱̣̝͂ͬ͊͑̽̄̂ͭ̉ͬ̈̽ͅN͉̘̠̝͈͍̖̱̥̠̖̻͆̋̉̍̑͑͘͘ ̳͕̜̠͚̳͓͍͉̩̟̺̗̿ͬ̈́̒̅̆̆̓̀ͤͧ̔̃ͮͪ̿̀̕͞S̴̴̷̢͉̜̼͓̞̯̹̥͕͕̰̹͙̲̜͋ͨͯͤ͋͟ͅO̴̧͎̖͉̭͙͙̗̙̜ͫͬ́͐͐̒́͟͠ͅM̷̨̛͈̲̯͎̙̙̜̳̦͇̰͎ͪ͊̔͌ͧ̔̂̈́̈̾̚̕E̛͈͖̱͙̘͖̖͖̹̭̳̺̣͍͎̎͗̌̏ͨͩͨ̎͗̐͘T͍͖̩̪̬͍͙̯̞̝̙̭̜͛͆ͩͪ͗̏͛̂͌̒̓̚̕͜͠͞I̶̱̰̫͕̜̜̦̫̗̮̠̺̞̮̫̭̯̎͑ͪ͊ͨ̾̎ͬͭ͌ͦ̑̅̋́ͅḾ̨̩̝͓͔͚̣͔͇̼̳̱̻̺̭̭̗̀ͫ͂̃̀̀̈́ͦ̌̅̔̚Ȩ͔̘̦̦̈́ͮͤͪ̾ͣ̀̀͟S̸̶̱̪̖͖͓ͩ̒̔ͣ̓̋͛͑ͣͯ̽!̷̛͇͙͔͎̙̺̣̥̤̭̾̃̇̏ͨ͠ͅ ̛͆͑ͥ̆ͪ̚͞͏͉̜̮͚̗͢Z̨̩̤̹̹̻̲̭̮̭̿ͫ͗ͭ͌̔̑ͫ̍͐̃̂̆͋̋͌̀͢Ạ̵̶̖̼̻̱͍͓̲͙̦͈̑͊̓̉͂̂̄ͫ̒̽̓̍ͯͯ̚͜ͅL̛̟̼͉̹͓ͮ̐̅̐̄ͬ̕͟G̵͚̤͇͕͕͍̜̼̾̓̉ͫͦ̆ͯ̇ͮ͡͡Ǫ̶́ͫ͗ͧ̍̃̽͐̎͂̋̓̌ͨ̈́̏̓̇́͟͏͈̥͕͔̗Z̢ͯ̒̑ͧ̏̎͌̿ͩͤ̚҉̴̶̤͕̥͉͎̜͇̰͍̱͖̮̯͇͎̻̠̤̣͢Ȃ̢̬̪̩̗̰͖͙͖̹̘̺̂ͣ̂ͯͯ̅̂ͬͤ̄ͤͧ̍ͧ͆́̑̉̑Ļ͔͔̦͍̞͕̲̤͍̭̜̘͂̅̊̈́̌̌Ǧ̨̮̫͔͎̤͈̥̩̹͔̹̻̬ͨ͛́̿̑̿̒̈͒̿̋̓͛̃͗ͤ͌͜Ọ̷̧̬͇͉̟͔̲̜͔̙͉̼̤ͤ̿̿̓ͦ̄̅͗ͯ̍ͮ̆̍̅̇͟͞!̛̗̞̤͍͇̝͔̣͚̪̔̓ͭͤ̈͑ͭ̒ͤ̍͛̾͛ͯͧ͐ͪ͢


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:05:14


Post by: WarOne


H.B.M.C. wrote:This is getting silly.


Go join the Wasteland if you want a REAL OT Forum.

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:05:20


Post by: TyraelVladinhurst


hmmm seems an odd move, almost like HERESY!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:08:18


Post by: grizgrin


Well played.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:09:57


Post by: kestral


I need

Order to

Believe

Every Word

You Declare




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:10:11


Post by: Ratius


If OT is now gone, will all the people that were banned over the years from it be allowed back?

*stampede*


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:10:34


Post by: Frazzled


reds8n wrote: Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

look...




Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

look...




Everyone loves the thread.

Everyone loves the Moderators

see ? ...


All good God Fearing, gun totin whiskey drinking, tree chopping, hair on the chest, chaw chewing Americans love Dakka. Only hippy tree hugging mammas boys think otherwise, and the weiners know what to with them don't we boys!




Automatically Appended Next Post:
Capt. Rex wrote:
blood reaper wrote:Don't allow the Mods to control you! they'l only get stronger! run run to the hills! There coming! They'l find you and edit your free will posts!


It's not the Mods I'm worried about...it's the Chaos Gods!

Blood for the Blood God


(Stops playing poker with bloodletters) wait, there's a difference?

Cry Havoc and let slip the dogs of war!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:12:42


Post by: WarOne


Frazzled, does this mean the OT's closure means they put you out of a job?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:15:47


Post by: Frazzled


WarOne wrote:Frazzled, does this mean the OT's closure means they put you out of a job?


Oh contraire, Dachshundskrieg now walks amongst you! Soon the Modeling and Painting forums will tremble before the awesome might of TBone!



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:15:58


Post by: malfred


WarOne wrote:Frazzled, does this mean the OT's closure means they put you out of a job?


OUT of a job?

This is Frazzled getting started!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:17:02


Post by: WarOne


Frazzled wrote:Oh contraire, Dachshundskrieg now walks amongst you! Soon the Modeling and Painting forums will tremble before the awesome might of TBone!


malfred wrote: OUT of a job?

This is Frazzled getting started!


So...we should expect to see weiner miniatures in the P&M forum then?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:24:47


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


So basically,

Herp derp HERESY!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:26:58


Post by: Tim the Biovore


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:HERESY!


OH FOR FETH'S SAKE!

Nice one Lego, HERESY.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:27:14


Post by: WarOne




I thought it was the systematic execution of all the undesireables from DerpaDerpa.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:30:29


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


WarOne wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:HERESY!


I thought it was the systematic execution of all the undesireables from DerpaDerpa.

* looks around scared* they will be after me soon! Spread the good word!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:32:35


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:33:12


Post by: Scarper


kestral wrote:A Person Really Is Losing

Four 'Ours (of sleep) Over Little Substance here, right?


Something about this post seems... off.

I shall investigate!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:33:12


Post by: Frazzled


WarOne wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Oh contraire, Dachshundskrieg now walks amongst you! Soon the Modeling and Painting forums will tremble before the awesome might of TBone!


malfred wrote: OUT of a job?

This is Frazzled getting started!


So...we should expect to see weiner miniatures in the P&M forum then?


All hail our spiritual leader!



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:33:17


Post by: TyraelVladinhurst


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:So basically,

Herp derp april fools


I thought it was the systematic execution of all the undesireables from DerpaDerpa.

* looks around scared* they will be after me soon! Spread the good word!

fear is the mind killer, always remember that *silenced by the modquisition*

There is no spoon


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:33:35


Post by: WarOne


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:


Did you mean this WG?



NO THIS!



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:35:15


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Well, I have a 90 min delay ( oh god better not be the schools idea of a heresy!)
So I can just stay here and tell everyone!

Look at your Heresy!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:35:21


Post by: WarOne


TyraelVladinhurst wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:
WarOne wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:So basically,

Herp derp HERESY!


I thought it was the systematic execution of all the undesireables from DerpaDerpa.

* looks around scared* they will be after me soon! Spread the good word!

fear is the mind killer, always remember that *silenced by the inquisition*


"Knowledge is power. Guard it well."


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:37:59


Post by: biccat


My god, no!

HERESY

Oh, right.

Greetings to the inquisition.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:39:28


Post by: Symbio Joe


Your heresy has been noted. Weiner dogs will be along to help you with your illness. There is a cure.
Got me.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:40:35


Post by: kenshin620


Hmmm looks like a lot of forums cant handle anything with large amounts of political topics (even 4chan closed their news forum)

...

is the inquisition larger than I expected?



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:40:44


Post by: WarOne


Symbio Joe wrote:A "small" change to dakkadakka. I see what you did there. well it is the end of... something. And those who have witnessed it shal never forget the simles this forum brought to our faces. For all those who cannot bear their sorrow they should go out into the "wastelands" to find new hope.


You mean THIS wasteland?

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:40:46


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


Yo VIP let's kick it



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:41:13


Post by: Hellfury


Symbio Joe wrote:For all those who cannot bear their sorrow they should go out into the "wastelands" to find new hope.


Hell no. Go crap in your own backyard. We ocularly rape those who mistakenly wander in by mistake as an example to others.

And apparently I talk pretty and redundanter than common hillbillies....


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:41:14


Post by: malfred


Symbio Joe wrote:A "small" change to dakkadakka. I see what you did there. well it is the end of... something. And those who have witnessed it shal never forget the simles this forum brought to our faces. For all those who cannot bear their sorrow they should go out into the "wastelands" to find new hope.


The Wastelands never promised you hope.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:41:51


Post by: Lord Scythican


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:44:05


Post by: Symbio Joe


Good Lord stop trying to bite my face off!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:44:38


Post by: WarOne


malfred wrote:
Symbio Joe wrote:A "small" change to dakkadakka. I see what you did there. well it is the end of... something. And those who have witnessed it shal never forget the simles this forum brought to our faces. For all those who cannot bear their sorrow they should go out into the "wastelands" to find new hope.


The Wastelands never promised you hope.


It did promise me candy. All I got was a nondescript van and a creepy looking legoburner.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:46:45


Post by: JonnyB


Happy Hail to Dachshundskrieg!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:47:34


Post by: HellsGuardian316


¡uoıʇısınbpoɯ ǝɥʇ ǝq ǝsıɐɹd
ʞɹoʍ ʇɐ pǝɹoq sɐʍ 'ɥɐǝʎ

---

"˙˙˙˙˙ɐnbs ǝɥʇ pıp ǝʍ ǝʞıן ʇsnظ dn ʇı buıɹǝʌoɔ ʇsnظ ǝɹ,ǝʍ ʎןןɐıɔsɐq os" dn sǝdıd pןıɥɔ ǝuo uǝɥʇ

"noʎ uodn pǝɔɐןd ǝq ɹǝɯɯɐɥuɐq ɟo sǝunɹ ǝɥʇ ʇsǝן 'ʇuǝןıs uıɐɯǝɹ pןnoɥs ooʇ noʎ puɐ uǝppıqɹoɟ sı ɔıdoʇ ɟɟo ǝɥʇ ɟo ʞןɐʇ ןןɐ ˙puɐן ǝɥʇ punoɹɹns oʇ pǝʇɔnɹʇsuoɔ sɐʍ buıʞɔoן ɟo ǝunɹ ʇsǝʇɥbıɯןɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ pǝuɹnq ǝq puɐן ǝɥʇ pǝǝɹbǝp sǝbɐs ǝɥʇ uoıʇɐןdɯǝʇuoɔ ɟo sɹɐǝʎ ʎuɐɯ ʇnoɥbnoɹɥʇ puɐ ʇɥbnɐu ɹoɟ sɐʍ ʇɥbıɟ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs pןnoɔ uoıʇsınbpoɯ ǝɥʇ uǝʌǝ 'sɐןɐ ʇnq ˙sǝɹnʇɔıd bop ɹǝuıǝʍ puɐ buıʞɔoן ɟo sǝunɹ ɹıǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝɯıʇ ɥɔɐǝ ʞɔɐq sǝɹnʇɐǝɹɔ ǝɥʇ buıɔɹoɟ 'sppo buıɯןǝɥʍɹǝʌo ʇsuıɐbɐ ǝןʇʇɐq pıp sǝbɐs ǝɥʇ sɹɐǝʎ ʎuɐɯ ɹoɟ ˙pǝʇɐǝɹɔ pɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ɹǝʇsuoɯ sıɥʇ ǝbɐsıʌuı ʇou pןnoɔ uoıʇsınbpoɯ ʇɥbıɯןɐ ǝɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʇnq ˙ʇɥbıן puɐ ɥʇnɹʇ ɟo spuɐן ǝɥʇ buıɯɹɐɥ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʍoɹb puɐ ɹǝʇsǝɟ pןnoɔ uoɯǝp ǝsǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ puɐן ɐ 'buıǝq oʇ ǝɯoɔ puɐן ʍǝu ɐ ʇɐɥʇ pǝǝɹɔǝp sɐʍ ʇı suooɯ ʎuɐɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙sʇɐǝɹɥʇ buısɐǝɹɔuı ɹǝʌǝ ǝɥʇɥʇıʍ ןɐǝp oʇ ɹǝɥʇǝboʇ ǝɯɐɔ uoıʇsınbpoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝbɐs ǝsıʍ ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐnʇuǝʌǝ ˙ɐʞʞɐp ɟo sɯןɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ssoɹɔɐ pǝpuǝsǝp ʇɐɥʇ suoɯǝp ɔıdoʇ ɟɟo snoıɔoɹǝɟ ǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐbɐ pǝןıɐʌǝɹd ɐʞʞɐp ɟo spuɐן ʇɐǝɹb ǝɥʇ ǝɯıʇ ʎɯ ǝɹoɟǝq uǝʌǝ 'obɐ sɹɐǝʎ ʎuɐɯ ˙sɹɐʍ ɔıdoʇɟɟo ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇs ɐ 'ʎɹoʇs ɐ noʎ ןןǝʇ ןןıʍ ı puɐ uǝɹpןıɥɔ ʎɯ punoɹ ɹǝɥʇɐb"

˙ʎןdǝɹ ןןıʍ ɐʞʞɐp ɟo sǝbɐs ʇɐǝɹb ǝɥʇ ןıʇun "ɯnɹoɟ ɔıdoʇ ɟɟo ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʍ" suoıʇsǝnb ʇsod oʇ ʇɹɐʇs ןןıʍ sɹǝsn ʍǝu 'ʍou ɯoɹɟ sɹɐǝʎ ʎuɐɯ

So were we... The Modquisition


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:48:11


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


LEGOBURNER EXPLAINS THE FULL REASON FOR THE CLOSURE OF THE OT FORUM

CLICK ME!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:49:05


Post by: WarOne


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:LEGOBURNER EXPLAINS THE FULL REASON FOR THE CLOSURE OF THE OT FORUM

CLICK ME!


My country denies me access to this video WG.

Sucked in.

OTOH.

Link fixed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:50:12


Post by: Melissia


It's been fun, but I can see the reason why you got rid of it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:50:17


Post by: Hellfury


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:LEGOBURNER EXPLAINS THE FULL REASON FOR THE CLOSURE OF THE OT FORUM

CLICK ME!


The local gestapo...er 'constabulary' does not allow the plebes of this country to partake of that video.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:50:22


Post by: Scarper


Wow, it's 2006 again!



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:50:28


Post by: TyraelVladinhurst


same problem


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:50:50


Post by: HellsGuardian316


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:LEGOBURNER EXPLAINS THE FULL REASON FOR THE CLOSURE OF THE OT FORUM

CLICK ME!


Love it!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:51:54


Post by: Melissia


Aww, that video isnt' available in the US.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:52:18


Post by: Frazzled


WarOne wrote:
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:LEGOBURNER EXPLAINS THE FULL REASON FOR THE CLOSURE OF THE OT FORUM

CLICK ME!


My country denies me access to this video WG. Please find an American access one.


This will help.
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/music/index.html


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:54:36


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


FOR THOSE IN THE US.... I HAVE REHOSTED IT HERE:

CLICK ME2!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:55:11


Post by: biccat


One does have to wonder, if moderation time was an issue, how many mods are keeping this thread safe from the modquisition's REMOVED BY THE MODQUISITION
Which was, obviously TO BE REALLY AWESOME MODERATORS.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:56:32


Post by: reds8n







Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:58:58


Post by: Hellfury


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:FOR THOSE IN THE US.... I HAVE REHOSTED IT HERE:


That doesn't work either.

Was it this one that Legoburner relayed to Galive Company Co. a few weeks back via E.S.P.n?




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 11:59:23


Post by: Melissia


Heh, barney. Well, at least I know I don't want to watch it anymore.
Waaagh_Gonads wrote:FOR THOSE IN THE US.... I HAVE REHOSTED IT HERE:

CLICK ME2!


Mine's better.




Go on, Gonads! Join your little ponies, and let them make a man out of you!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:02:18


Post by: kenshin620


THE POINIES ON DAKKA

TRULY THIS IS THE END OF DAYS!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:05:36


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


kenshin620 wrote:THE POINIES ON DAKKA

TRULY THIS IS THE END OF DAYS!


This thread meeds more unimans...



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:09:51


Post by: Warboss Imbad Ironskull




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:10:49


Post by: Lord Scythican


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:12:34


Post by: Fafnir


What a lovely early spring day it is...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:17:23


Post by: Tauzor






Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:20:04


Post by: WarOne


Fafnir wrote:What a lovely early spring day it is...


Spring? A few places are getting a few feet of snow and some are left out in the cold to freeze to death thanks to the shuttering of the OT Forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:24:11


Post by: blood reaper


The Dark Gods of Chaos may Promise power but will devour your souls beware becoming one will be damming your soul. The Dark Realm of DCM's is full of Knightmarish beasts. Were is DOOMFART to protect us?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:32:25


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


blood reaper wrote:Were is DOOMFART to protect us?


Facebook?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:46:53


Post by: RiTides


WG's video works fine for me. Those in the U.S. really should watch it, it explains what is going on quite clearly.

OT Banished to Facebook! From now on this day will be known as the day that Dakka was liberated from it's clinging underbelly of OT scum.

/hurries to edit out own posts in the OT


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 12:59:42


Post by: The Night Stalker


What the hell is going on, Heresy! .


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:01:30


Post by: necrondude89


goodbyes lil off topic room


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:03:18


Post by: undivided




Well played, sirs, well played.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:03:52


Post by: WarOne


The Night Stalker wrote:HERESY.


It's a typical day in Gonad's neigh-borhood then.

Get it? Horsemen. Neigh-borhood?

My talent is being wasted here.

I'll go waste it in a bar.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:08:07


Post by: Albatross


Bye Dakka.


....Or not. Let's see what April 2nd brings.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:11:17


Post by: Slarg232












Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:12:21


Post by: Frazzled


I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:


Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."


Not a day too soon I say.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:19:23


Post by: Gorechild


Heresy then? Either way It doesnt really make much difference to me


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:29:28


Post by: Platuan4th


Is it Heresy? It's Heresy!


Is it Idleness? Heresy grows from Idleness!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:29:34


Post by: vaatbak




Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

You ruined my life !



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:34:00


Post by: Gitkikka


Well happy Mamzel Black day ! to you too!

Had to Google that one...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:36:15


Post by: Slarg232


Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:


Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."


Not a day too soon I say.


So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:36:24


Post by: Lord Scythican


It is all samusaran253's fault.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:39:40


Post by: vaatbak


Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:


"The life and adventures of samusaran253"



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:39:46


Post by: Waaagh_Gonads


Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:40:14


Post by: Slarg232


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?


CURSE YOU CLAPTRAPS!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:40:51


Post by: HellsGuardian316


vaatbak wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:


"The life and adventures of samusaran253"


But you'd scroll down and all you'd see is Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked
Actually, that would be some achievement, getting you own threads locked in your own section.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:42:19


Post by: vaatbak


HellsGuardian316 wrote:
vaatbak wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


He/she/it deserves its own sub-forum:


"The life and adventures of samusaran253"


But you'd scroll down and all you'd see is Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked, Thread-Locked


It would be glorious, indeed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:45:25


Post by: Frazzled


Slarg232 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:


Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."


Not a day too soon I say.


So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?


Don't think of it as blackmail. Think of it as...well think of it as blackmail.



Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:47:23


Post by: Samus_aran115


Good Riddance.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:48:21


Post by: vaatbak


vaatbak wrote:

Your heretical ideas have been noted and removed by the Moderation team !

You ruined my life !



I love you to random mod.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:52:49


Post by: Samus_aran115


Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"




Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


At least it's not mine


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 13:59:13


Post by: WarOne


Samus_aran115 wrote:Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"




Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


At least it's not mine


Your just as responsible for this as samusaran253.

Not for nothing, but this is the time to splinter amongst ourselves, pointing fingers and blame at those who were not even remotely responsible. Take to the streets and pillage to your heart's content. Factionalize and divide DerpaDerpa for all time into warring camps of petty feuds and simmering hates.

I'll be enjoying all of it from the relative comfort of my DCM forum where threads like "The Roll Your Face on the Keyboard Thread" and "Ass Surgery and Snow" are just the glimmering nuggets of OT-ness we DCMs get to enjoy.

Oh yes, and DOOMFART is to blame too.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:02:38


Post by: NagothDaCleaver


I await the clarity that our new Dachshund Overlords will bring


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:03:29


Post by: Ratius


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:05:22


Post by: Frazzled


Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.
Hey mess with the weinerdog you get the teeth. Unless of course you spriing for DCM status and can enjoy naked weiner dog pics to your heart's content.
In the words of my daughter to her larger brother. "Thats what you get!!!!"


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:05:43


Post by: HellsGuardian316


WarOne wrote:
Samus_aran115 wrote:Oh wait. I can't make a thread. Too bad. It was going to be a good one: "Odd talents?"




Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


At least it's not mine


Your just as responsible for this as samusaran253.

Not for nothing, but this is the time to splinter amongst ourselves, pointing fingers and blame at those who were not even remotely responsible. Take to the streets and pillage to your heart's content. Factionalize and divide DerpaDerpa for all time into warring camps of petty feuds and simmering hates.

I'll be enjoying all of it from the relative comfort of my DCM forum where threads like "The Roll Your Face on the Keyboard Thread" and "Ass Surgery and Snow" are just the glimmering nuggets of OT-ness we DCMs get to enjoy.

Oh yes, and DOOMFART is to blame too.


Don't forget the "How to build your own Rhino for $200" and "How many pencils can you fit up your nose?" threads, good times ... good times


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:05:55


Post by: Ratius




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:09:20


Post by: WarOne


Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.


He does it to spite all of you.

And Gailbraithe mostly.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:09:45


Post by: Lord Scythican


Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.


It is sad though. I only hope some light is shined on this horrible moment. I have pictures of my weiners that I want to post in OT forum. Where will I post them now?

It almost seems worth it, to pay $25.00 to show you all my weiners.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:09:57


Post by: Manchu


The people are unhappy?



*yawn*

Let them post cake.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:10:58


Post by: Frazzled


WarOne wrote:
Ratius wrote:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357680.page

Look how Frazz is still allowed to post there.

Disgraceful.


He does it to spite all of you.

And Gailbraithe mostly.


Yes, but if you were a DCM you would learn oall the secrets of Dachshundskrieg, and of course tutorials in ear hair rug manufacture.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:12:17


Post by: RiTides


Waaagh_Gonads wrote:No.

The culprit is global warming/climate change/climate disruption or whatever the hell they are calling the latest alarmist claptrap.

Have you been living in a cave for the last 10 years?

How is that hole in the ozone treating you down there, Gonads? Based on the one sprig of hair in the profile pic, I'm starting to think it really may be the culprit

That, or malfred. And the lack of socks.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:12:56


Post by: vaatbak


Lord Scythican wrote:
Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lord Scythican wrote:It is all samusaran253's fault.


Indeed, that and thread in Nuts and Bolts besmirching Frazzled's sacred honor. The weiners...er our investors...had to step in at that point.


It is sad though. I only hope some light is shined on this horrible moment. I have pictures of my weiners that I want to post in OT forum. Where will I post them now?

It almost seems worth it, to pay $25.00 to show you all my weiners.


I have a bigger weiner then you


wait, what?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:13:46


Post by: Soladrin


Goodbye Dakka then I guess. It's pretty much all that still kept me here since I quit playing warhammer.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:13:59


Post by: WarOne


Manchu wrote:

Let them post cake.


Here ya go:



I squeezed it out myself.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:14:20


Post by: BrassScorpion


I will not miss seeing the ton of ridiculous, half-baked garbage I see posted in there. I avoid most of the topics just based on their titles knowing that to venture in there would be a trip to oblivion. I have often thought that the OT part of the forum should be closed and if this is an April Fools I'll be disappointed. I don't envy anyone having to moderate that part of the forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:14:48


Post by: Slarg232


Frazzled wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:I for welcome the end of the OT and its multiple daily reports. To quote the DCM forum, where you can go for all your OT needs:


Many years from now, new users will start to post questions "What was the Off Topic Forum" until the great sages of Dakka will reply.

"Gather round my children and I will tell you a story, a story of the OffTopic Wars. Many years ago, even before my time the great lands of Dakka prevailed against the ferocious Off Topic demons that desended across the realms of dakka. Eventually the wise sages of the Modquistion came together to deal withthe ever increasing threats. After many moons it was decreed that a new land come to being, a land where these demon could fester and grow without harming the lands of Truth and Light. But even the almight Modquistion could not invisage this monster they had created. For many years the sages did battle against overwhelming odds, forcing the creatures back each time with their Runes of Locking and Weiner Dog pictures. But alas, even the Modquistion could see the fight was for naught and throughout many years of contemplation the Sages degreed the land be burned and the almightest Rune of Locking was constructed to surround the land. All talk of the Off Topic is forbidden and you too should remain silent, lest the Runes of Banhammer be placed upon you"

Then one child pipes up "So bascially we're just covering it up just like we did the Squa....."


Not a day too soon I say.


So it is to be blackmail? Pay up, or no more fun fun silly willy?


Don't think of it as blackmail. Think of it as...well think of it as blackmail.


Well, as long as your honest about it XD


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:15:19


Post by: NagothDaCleaver


ALL HAIL THE WIENER DOG OVERLORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:16:39


Post by: Manchu


Now, now. News and Rumors is not the new OT forum.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:16:45


Post by: Samus_aran115


WarOne wrote:
Manchu wrote:

Let them post cake.


Here ya go:



I squeezed it out myself.


I laughed so hard xD


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:16:49


Post by: HellsGuardian316


WarOne wrote:
Manchu wrote:

Let them post cake.


Here ya go:



I squeezed it out myself.

So many jokes ... so little time


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:18:34


Post by: WarOne


Manchu wrote:Now, now. News and Rumors is not the new OT forum.



Too late:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/357684.page


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:21:02


Post by: agnosto


I'm not afraid of no stinking weiner dogs, I've got Marmosets!!!!!





And if they don't get the job done, I'll release the Tanuki!!!!!



Oh yes, fear the tanuki.

bwahahahahahaha


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:23:44


Post by: SagesStone


The Tanuki is good and all until the Drop Bear grows tired of it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:24:32


Post by: Frazzled


Tanuki look like badgers that went wussy. Badger Dogs fear no steenking badgers!

ALas there's no OT to discuss it in detail, but there's always DCM. Oh look there's a new DCM thread: Watching paint dry - too much of an adrenalin rush for children?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:24:34


Post by: agnosto


n0t_u wrote:The Tanuki is good and all until the Drop Bear grows tired of it.



We are tanuki, we are LEGION!!!




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:31:09


Post by: Frazzled


agnosto wrote:
n0t_u wrote:The Tanuki is good and all until the Drop Bear grows tired of it.



We are tanuki, we are LEGION!!!




Thats disturbing.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:32:00


Post by: aka_mythos


This was funny... now it's scary... in the new world order the mods will reap the chaff from the wheat. ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THEIR MOD OVERLORDS.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:33:46


Post by: Frazzled


aka_mythos wrote:This was funny... now it's scary... in the new world order the mods will reap the chaff from the wheat. ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THEIR MOD OVERLORDS.

We will set you high in our councils.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:44:23


Post by: Lord Scythican


All hail my wieners!







Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:45:40


Post by: Manchu


d'awwwwww!

You will be spared.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:47:09


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r


Good timing too, I had a feeling the OT forum would have had an even larger amount of spammy threads today.

Good work


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:49:08


Post by: WarOne


Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Good timing too, I had a feeling the OT forum would have had an even larger amount of spammy threads today.

Good work


But think how many starving children will miss out on pictures of canned spam posted on our now defunct forum?



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:52:41


Post by: Lord Scythican


Manchu wrote:d'awwwwww!

You will be spared.


I am glad their cuteness will spare me my life. The Black & Tan one is named Courage, after Courgae the Cowardly Dog cartoon. He acts just like him, scared of his own shadow. He got mud all over him yesterday and after his bath I used the blow dryer to get him dry. Sacred the bejesus.

The other one is Mara, named after Mara Jade. It might be because of the red hair and my wife likes to dress her in purple.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:52:56


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r


They'll be fine, there does seem to be a lot of weiners around today.



See?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:55:28


Post by: SagesStone


Run Lord Scythican, that's how they get you!

I agree there's even plenty of Tanuki for the Drop Bears.
Spoiler:


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 14:58:45


Post by: Lord Scythican


n0t_u wrote:Run Lord Scythican, that's how they get you!

I agree there's even plenty of Tanuki for the Drop Bears.
Spoiler:


I know. I have already been assimilated. Every time I read DOOMFART, I see the word WIENERFART. I think Frazzled planted those puppies in my local trading journal.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:03:53


Post by: ghosty


Mother of god, I could cry with how much win this thread is incurring.

Reds8n isn't all that bad, really.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:06:14


Post by: WarOne


ghosty wrote:

Reds8n isn't all that bad, really.


And G-sus isn't all that good, either.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:12:15


Post by: RandyMcStab




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:15:35


Post by: Slarg232


So if Off Topic is shut down, why is it still a forum as a part of Dakka?

You would have thought you guys would delete the entire thing.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:18:19


Post by: theHandofGork




All glory to the hypnotoad!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:19:26


Post by: Lord Scythican


By the way, if anyone is interested, W.I.E.N.E.R.F.A.R.T. is an acronym for Witty Intermediaries Effusively Negotiating Everyone to Rectify For A Respectable Today.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:20:41


Post by: Nightwatch


Slarg232 wrote:So if Off Topic is shut down, why is it still a forum as a part of Dakka?

You would have thought you guys would delete the entire thing.

You missed the part about "It will be deleted in a week".

Oh, and manchu:



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:20:59


Post by: Perkustin


Hmmm this is unfortunate but i suppose i will spend alot less time on Dakka as a result which will probably be a good thing.
I admit to taking the Bait of Samus Aran 253's threads.
I admit to posting a couple silly threads (well one, that soon got locked)
I admit i never read ANY of the Boring Political ones, dont need to hear teenagers spouting john Stewart/Cracked.com as their own opinions.
I admit to seriously OT sub-trolling,
I admit to innapropriate content generally accompanied by (I blame the Ork he looks filthy)
I regret Nothing
JE NE REGRET RIEN!!!
Wait is this an April Fool? genuinely didnt occur to me. lol


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:23:02


Post by: Slarg232


Nightwatch wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:So if Off Topic is shut down, why is it still a forum as a part of Dakka?

You would have thought you guys would delete the entire thing.

You missed the part about "It will be deleted in a week".

Oh, and manchu:



I did indeed, thank you.

Now where am I going to ask people if they know where to find Guitar Tabs for Brutal Legend's Solos?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:34:12


Post by: Ouze


Best thread evar


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:45:36


Post by: Kilkrazy


Frazzled wrote:
agnosto wrote:
n0t_u wrote:The Tanuki is good and all until the Drop Bear grows tired of it.



We are tanuki, we are LEGION!!!




Thats disturbing.


What's more disturbing is that the tanuki is the traditional sign outside noodle restaurants.

THINK ABOUT IT!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:58:22


Post by: KingCracker


Arg. Im seriously disappointed on this news. I really liked the OT section. It was nice to talk about 40k/warhammerr and all that but once that was done, it was nice to go and just BS with some of the DAKKAnuts. I R SAD


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:58:27


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Ugh. This kinda sucks. I'm a little hesitant to go DCM now, honestly. If anyone wants to add me, facebook.com/cannerus I guess

Edit: Would the mods be opposed to someone creating a separate Dakka Off-topic board all together or would that create some sort of resentment?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 15:59:47


Post by: Tigerone


I think this may be THE BEST IDEA EVER


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:02:44


Post by: spireland


Nothing done on the internet on the feast of St. Hugh of Grenoble can be taken without a giant chunk of salt.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:03:54


Post by: Tigerone


It just took 7 pages for someone to throw it out there..gotta love it....


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:04:53


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


...wow... I'm slow.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:05:33


Post by: biccat


Tigerone wrote:It just took 7 pages for someone to throw it out there..gotta love it....

Notice all of the edits on the first 7 pages?

Ist verboten!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:07:41


Post by: Tigerone


That was a dead giveaway!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:07:45


Post by: Slarg232


Tigerone wrote:It just took 7 pages for someone to throw it out there..gotta love it....


Everyone knew....

Most likely this is an attempt to control the crowd, since all sorts of 1st Jokes would have been posted today. Sad thing is is we lack our OT forums because of it :(


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:11:33


Post by: CadianXV


Praise the Modquisition! I declare adulation for your wisdome and my gullible nature!

Send forth your thread locks and take up your banhammers. They will be met with a never-ending tide of compliant, grateful users.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:12:59


Post by: Kid_Kyoto


I really didn't get a chance to weigh in on this but I for one applaud it.

I think it was the (since deleted) Post Pictures of Your Sister thread that did. I got something like 30 PMs about it, HBMC was especially elloquent in his remarks on why it was inappropriate.

I would imagine that sponsors like Battleaxe and Kreig Chisel were outraged.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:18:11


Post by: vaatbak


I just got some new shoes, but now there isnt an ot forum to talk about it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:19:48


Post by: Asherian Command


EPIC Sad face :(
I miss the gold ole off topic forums. At least have a sports forum! Or a Jokes forum! but without the offtopic forum I might get depressed and play crackdown2 and kill everything....
OH well nothing I can do now to save it! Now excuse me I will be yelling at kids to get off my lawn!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:22:28


Post by: vaatbak


*Jumps on Asherian Command's lawn*


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:24:24


Post by: Asherian Command


vaatbak wrote:*Jumps on Asherian Command's lawn*

*pulls out a minigun*
What did I just tell you!
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKAvv


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:28:33


Post by: vaatbak


Asherian Command wrote:
vaatbak wrote:*Jumps on Asherian Command's lawn*

*pulls out a minigun*
What did I just tell you!
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKAvv


Could you repeat that please?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:30:27


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Clearly the problem with this whole scenario is that the mods can't help but to
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:34:13


Post by: Albatross


On the (miniscule) off-chance that this is actually true, for posterity I'll reprise my favourite ever post, made in the 'Thread In Which We Discuss Dinosaurs':


Albatross wrote:Lamethreadasaurus Rex.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:34:22


Post by: Slarg232


Asherian Command wrote:
vaatbak wrote:*Jumps on Asherian Command's lawn*

*pulls out a minigun*
What did I just tell you!
DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKAvv


You weren't paying attention either?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:34:42


Post by: WarOne


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Ugh. This kinda sucks. I'm a little hesitant to go DCM now, honestly. If anyone wants to add me, facebook.com/cannerus I guess

Edit: Would the mods be opposed to someone creating a separate Dakka Off-topic board all together or would that create some sort of resentment?


http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi

Go nutz.

Seriously. You need to be to be there.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:35:24


Post by: Asherian Command


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Clearly the problem with this whole scenario is that the mods can't help but to
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!
BLAME THE VICTIM!

STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM!
or continue.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:35:57


Post by: legoburner


It seems we must retract the initial plan as clearly we require a holding pen for frazzled. OT will rise again for now.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:36:30


Post by: Melissia


Lol, it'll be hilarious if this is an april fool's prank.

edit: damnit, ninja'd!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:37:25


Post by: Asherian Command


Melissia wrote:Lol, it'll be hilarious if this is an april fool's prank.

edit: damnit, ninja'd!

agreed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:37:40


Post by: Albatross


Oh, Lego! You wily old scamp, you!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:38:14


Post by: WarOne


legoburner wrote:It seems we must retract the initial plan as clearly we require a holding pen for frazzled. OT will rise again for now.


This here is the greatest quote of all time. Everyone put it in your signatures!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:41:20


Post by: biccat


Kid_Kyoto wrote:I think it was the (since deleted) Post Pictures of Your Sister thread that did. I got something like 30 PMs about it, HBMC was especially elloquent in his remarks on why it was inappropriate.

Was the thread inappropriate, or the picture of your sister?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:44:11


Post by: Slarg232


legoburner wrote:It seems we must retract the initial plan as clearly we require a holding pen for frazzled. OT will rise again for now.


I don't think there is one that can hold him, we must give him sedatives!

HEY MAH, FETCH ME MY MALLET!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:46:03


Post by: FITZZ


I for one fully support the decision .. ...who need's a forum where people can disuss opinions on a varitey of topics...?
We should all get down to the serious business of sqaubling over which group of little plastic men are overpowered...arguing over exactly ...to the word...what each rule may or may not imply...and posting army list to ensure our forces are maximized to WAAC standards...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:46:07


Post by: Slarg232


How do you guys think we should celebrate? What's on your Mind Pt2?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:47:08


Post by: Avatar 720


How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:47:49


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:48:37


Post by: Asherian Command


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:48:54


Post by: Terje-Tubby


Thank god! Oh wait, it was a joke? Crud!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:51:44


Post by: FITZZ


...Does no one on Dakka own a calendar..?...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:52:37


Post by: blood reaper


Frazzled has been stoped for now. But be wary he will return.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:55:17


Post by: Avatar 720


blood reaper wrote:Frazzled has been stoped for now. But be wary he will return.


Weiners cannot simply be put down; they may shrink and hide, but they will rise again.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:55:38


Post by: Devastator


01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101111 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:56:16


Post by: blood reaper


We must burn them to ashes to stop their terrible reign of darkness.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:58:35


Post by: Avatar 720


Devastator wrote:01100011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01101111 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111


01001001 01101110 01100100 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00101110


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 16:59:36


Post by: Soladrin


NECRONS ARE HERE, RUN!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:00:30


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:01:06


Post by: Avatar 720


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."


If it moves, secks it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:01:18


Post by: Devastator


Soladrin wrote:NECRONS ARE HERE, RUN!

01110010 01100101 01110011 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101100 01100101


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:02:02


Post by: Asherian Command


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."

O.o nah. I'm only heterosexual. Sorry mate.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:02:26


Post by: Soladrin


Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."

O.o nah. I'm only heterosexual. Sorry mate.


We can do something about that...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:03:12


Post by: Avatar 720


01001001001000000110011101110010011011110111011100100000011101110110010101100001011100100111100100100000011011110110011000100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001000011010000101000001101000010100100100100100000011000110110000101101110011011100110111101110100001000000110001001100101001000000110001001101111011101000110100001100101011100100110010101100100001000000111010001101111001000000110101101100101011001010111000000100000011000110110111101100100011010010110111001100111001000000110000101101110011001000010000001100100011001010110001101101111011001000110100101101110011001110010000001100001011011100111100101101101011011110111001001100101

Yes, you will have to split it yourself, I can't be arsed


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:04:10


Post by: Devastator


double click ftw


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:04:38


Post by: Avatar 720


Soladrin wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."

O.o nah. I'm only heterosexual. Sorry mate.


We can do something about that...


Indeed; desperate times call for... desperate measures.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:11:32


Post by: vaatbak


Avatar 720 wrote:
Soladrin wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
How do you guys think we should celebrate?


Orgy.


Let me make a few calls.

Holy crap. Cannerus is on the job. He should have his own catch phrase.


"Nice tits and/or penis. Let's go."

O.o nah. I'm only heterosexual. Sorry mate.


We can do something about that...


Indeed; desperate times call for... desperate measures.



YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:11:51


Post by: Slarg232


Fat Chicks seems appropriate, honestly:




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:13:13


Post by: Soladrin


New avatar is new, yey!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:14:45


Post by: WarOne


We need moar flesh for the tainted halls of the new OT forum!

Wait...we got our old forum back?

Oh wellz...go join the debauchery happening in the Wasteland.

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:14:47


Post by: vaatbak


Soladrin wrote:New avatar is new, yey!



No it isn't, or is it?




Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:16:31


Post by: Jackal


Amusing, i assume that every edited post pointed out it was the 1st today?


Meanwhile the entire forum falls apart as every MOD sits on this single thread waiting to edit.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:16:38


Post by: Frazzled


Avatar 720 wrote:
blood reaper wrote:Frazzled has been stoped for now. But be wary he will return.


Weiners cannot simply be put down; they may shrink and hide, but they will rise again.


This is only a test. Had this been a real Dachshundskrieg event, this channel would now be broadcasting local shelters and Dachshund storm probabilities for your area.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:16:45


Post by: Tacobake


"moderation resources" makes sense to me. I see the "just nuke the thread" idea was a no-go. I would guess the quality of dakka's other posting just went up some.

And yes there is always the OT Zone for the truly desperate.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:17:35


Post by: WarOne


Jackal wrote:Amusing, i assume that every edited post pointed out it was the 1st today?


Meanwhile the entire forum falls apart as every MOD sits on this single thread waiting to edit.


Truly was the greatest catastrophic April Fools of all time.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:18:20


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


WarOne wrote:We need moar flesh for the tainted halls of the new OT forum!

Wait...we got our old forum back?

Oh wellz...go join the debauchery happening in the Wasteland.

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


I whole-heartedly agree I'm amazed I never knew that board existed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:18:21


Post by: Tacobake


WarOne wrote:
Jackal wrote:Amusing, i assume that every edited post pointed out it was the 1st today?


Meanwhile the entire forum falls apart as every MOD sits on this single thread waiting to edit.


Truly was the greatest catastrophic April Fools of all time.


man!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:20:35


Post by: The Bringer


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:21:08


Post by: WarOne


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
WarOne wrote:We need moar flesh for the tainted halls of the new OT forum!

Wait...we got our old forum back?

Oh wellz...go join the debauchery happening in the Wasteland.

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


I whole-heartedly agree I'm amazed I never knew that board existed.


It's the perfect place to park a whole boatload of DOOMFART members in order to keep these boardz cleen.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:25:10


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


WarOne wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
WarOne wrote:We need moar flesh for the tainted halls of the new OT forum!

Wait...we got our old forum back?

Oh wellz...go join the debauchery happening in the Wasteland.

http://otzone.proboards.com/index.cgi


I whole-heartedly agree I'm amazed I never knew that board existed.


It's the perfect place to park a whole boatload of DOOMFART members in order to keep these boardz cleen.


Clean boards? That old wives tale?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:42:25


Post by: btemple0


The Mods are always right.

Happiness is mandatory.

All dissenters will be forced through a particle emancipation grid.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:48:03


Post by: malfred


WarOne wrote:

It's the perfect place to park a whole boatload of DOOMFART members in order to keep these boardz cleen.


Bad WarOne, Bad! No goggles for you!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:48:10


Post by: warboss


i, for one, applaud this change. in my short forays into the morass that is the off-topic forums, i did notice that it was populated exclusively by fascists and anarachists. the only posts that were completely objective and level headed in the entire subforum were mine and i don't come here often enough to give it the credibility it so desperately needs. good riddance!









Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 17:49:01


Post by: Amaya


In the future please at least make April Fool's Jokes funny.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:00:47


Post by: agnosto


It was pretty funny to me....


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:04:01


Post by: Manchu


btemple0 wrote:The Mods are always right.

Happiness is mandatory.

All dissenters will be forced through a particle emancipation grid.
LISTEN TO FRIEND COMPUTER!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Amaya wrote:In the future please at least make April Fool's Jokes funny.
Joke? This was merely a test run.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:12:13


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Manchu wrote:Joke? This was merely a test run.


So was last night. Tell your mom I said thanks.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:21:00


Post by: vaatbak


Manchu wrote:
btemple0 wrote:The Mods are always right.

Happiness is mandatory.

All dissenters will be forced through a particle emancipation grid.
LISTEN TO FRIEND COMPUTER!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Amaya wrote:In the future please at least make April Fool's Jokes funny.
Joke? This was merely a test run.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af-ezch1L4c&NR=1


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:23:46


Post by: Manchu


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Manchu wrote:Joke? This was merely a test run.


So was last night. Tell your mom I said thanks.


Between doing your eye makeup and deciding on which Lady Gaga quote you want as a tatoo, it's nice to see that you still take time out to post fresh and original material on the internet.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:35:04


Post by: Amaya


Pwnt.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:40:39


Post by: Frazzled


Amaya wrote:In the future please at least make April Fool's Jokes funny.


The weiner dogs thought it was funny, and in the end thats all that matters isn't it.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:54:25


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Manchu wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Manchu wrote:Joke? This was merely a test run.


So was last night. Tell your mom I said thanks.


Between doing your eye makeup and deciding on which Lady Gaga quote you want as a tatoo, it's nice to see that you still take time out to post fresh and original material on the internet.



You haven't the slightest clue waht degree of drunk I am right now Ilove you, dear sir.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 18:58:37


Post by: Manchu


And I didn't even have to edit that one!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:03:05


Post by: Kilkrazy


Jackal wrote:Amusing, i assume that every edited post pointed out it was the 1st today?


Meanwhile the entire forum falls apart as every MOD sits on this single thread waiting to edit.


We locked all the other forums.

No-one noticed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:05:13


Post by: Viktor von Domm


We locked all the other forums.

No-one noticed.


thats by far the best!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:07:53


Post by: Albatross


A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:10:37


Post by: Soladrin


Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?


Probably, when aren't you?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:11:07


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?


The toad beside my says yes.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:12:10


Post by: Albatross


Soladrin wrote:
Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?


Probably, when aren't you?

Now, or at least, that's what I thought....


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:14:52


Post by: Manchu


Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:21:51


Post by: Just Dave


May I be so bold as to suggest the banhammer strikes those who didn't realise this was all a ruse/'practice run'?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:28:40


Post by: Manchu


Albatross is not allowed to tell mattyrm that it was a joke. It'll ruin the experiment.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:34:54


Post by: FITZZ


Manchu wrote:Albatross is not allowed to tell mattyrm that it was a joke. It'll ruin the experiment.



Pretty sure Matty will notice "Activity" in the OT ...well...depending on how many pints he's had..


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:41:43


Post by: lord of the ghosts


Small change to Dakka

This isn't a small change. The Off-topic Forum is one of the most used forums on dakka. In fact, I have the Off-topic forum number two below my chain-fiction posts.
Of course there is annoying spam and that spam is most of the off-topic forum. More mature members will generally have less spam in their off-topic history, including news things, and other mature-like news things.
THEREFORE,
if the off-topic forum was destroyed and put into smaller forums (e.i. World news forum) then dakka would not be completely destroyed form lack of use.
Another problem-fixer would be to ban stupid stuff, such as my Hobbit orange thread.
If the Off-topic forum was gone, Dakka would face a shortage of posts, and the death of well-known users.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:44:30


Post by: Jackal


A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?



Stop denying it you bastard and share them about a bit
Remember, toke toke pass, toke toke pass.


If mods wanted an amusing joke they should have just dumped the swear filter for the day.
Seen yak swearing his arse off (along with everyone else) on the other forum.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:46:37


Post by: lord of the ghosts


Jackal wrote:
A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?



Stop denying it you bastard and share them about a bit
Remember, toke toke pass, toke toke pass.


If mods wanted an amusing joke they should have just dumped the swear filter for the day.
Seen yak swearing his arse off (along with everyone else) on the other forum.

THIS IS WHY THE OFF TOPIC FORUM IS DYING!!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:47:17


Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy


Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?



You are, but everything that you just said HAS happened.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:52:03


Post by: Jackal


THIS IS WHY THE OFF TOPIC FORUM IS DYING!!



If you want to make a clear point then its simple.

Turn caps off, dont upsize the post and dont colour it.
Also, give a clear and precise description of your assumption.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:56:18


Post by: Manchu


lord of the ghosts wrote:
Small change to Dakka

This isn't a small change. The Off-topic Forum is one of the most used forums on dakka. In fact, I have the Off-topic forum number two below my chain-fiction posts.
Of course there is annoying spam and that spam is most of the off-topic forum. More mature members will generally have less spam in their off-topic history, including news things, and other mature-like news things.
THEREFORE,
if the off-topic forum was destroyed and put into smaller forums (e.i. World news forum) then dakka would not be completely destroyed form lack of use.
Another problem-fixer would be to ban stupid stuff, such as my Hobbit orange thread.
If the Off-topic forum was gone, Dakka would face a shortage of posts, and the death of well-known users.
And more!
lord of the ghosts wrote:
Jackal wrote:
A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....

Quick question, and be honest - am I on drugs again?



Stop denying it you bastard and share them about a bit
Remember, toke toke pass, toke toke pass.


If mods wanted an amusing joke they should have just dumped the swear filter for the day.
Seen yak swearing his arse off (along with everyone else) on the other forum.

THIS IS WHY THE OFF TOPIC FORUM IS DYING!!
Now that's quality.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:57:54


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Mid-day naps are the best thing ev-ar.

For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:59:07


Post by: Soladrin


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Mid-day naps are the best thing ev-ar.

For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?


Or the last desperate act of a person so lonely he's on the verge of becoming a hermit.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 19:59:51


Post by: Manchu


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?
I'm more of a top . . .


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:00:10


Post by: lord of the ghosts


Manchu wrote: Now that's quality.

Thank you.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:01:48


Post by: akira5665


Goodbye OT, you will be missed.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:03:43


Post by: lord of the ghosts


Soladrin wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Mid-day naps are the best thing ev-ar.

For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?


Or the last desperate act of a person so lonely he's on the verge of becoming a hermit.

Perhaps...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:07:18


Post by: FITZZ


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Mid-day naps are the best thing ev-ar.

For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?



Thank you Cannerus...I just spat coffee all over a shop computer...


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:12:45


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


End of the first page only 9 more to go.

If true and not an (removed) then not overly sorry.
Though some OT banter is non inflammatory and a jolly good jape there is a lot of unpleasant and unecessary stuff too

What that this were true.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:16:52


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Manchu wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?
I'm more of a top . . .

I bat switch. We can work it out.


I'd like to take a moment to praise OT for being a bastion of intellect, fine arts and tolerance. Truely, were the internet more like our sacred haven, the ills of this world would be for naught.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:18:54


Post by: Nightwatch


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Manchu wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:For the record, declaring love isn't flirting, it's a search for commitment and the heartfelt cry of one looking to settle down. Manchu, would you bear my manbabies?
I'm more of a top . . .

I bat switch. We can work it out.


I'd like to take a moment to praise OT for being a bastion of intellect, fine arts and tolerance. Truely, were the internet more like our sacred haven, the ills of this world would be for naught.

Cannerus is starting to remind me of this character from the Discworld series, but doesn't slur his posts as often.



Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:23:31


Post by: Slarg232


Manchu wrote:
Albatross wrote:A bisexual Texan is flirting with a Catholic....


His face makes that


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:26:46


Post by: blackclaw1


I can't tell if this is a cruel joke or not.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:30:57


Post by: Manchu


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I bat switch. We can work it out.
Lol, Dakka hook up threads -- I'm glad OT will develop in a positive direction as a result of this.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:35:24


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


I almost once posted a "cyber hook-up" thread. I had three different substances in me at the time and even then realized what a horrible idea that would be Alas, only select forum crowds get to experience my loving touch.


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:38:47


Post by: Manchu


Yes, I'm afriad we'd have to lock such a thing. Pity, when you consider the kind of memes that might come out of that. But there's always the Wasteland!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:43:10


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:43:21


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


...which nobody bothered to tell me about until this morning


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 20:52:42


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 21:41:13


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Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 21:51:11


Post by: Soladrin


MY EYES!


Small change to Dakka @ 2011/04/01 22:00:25


Post by: legoburner


This thread is now pointless. As a polite reminder, we'll be hitting OT threads with the mod warning system a bit more in the near future to help cut down on the crap. The april fools joke was born out of the continued discussion to get rid of the OT board and it has been interesting to see just how much support there is for that amongst the userbase too.

Offtopic discussion is the purpose of this forum, not threads bragging about relatively dull events in individual lives 'wow I got new shoes', 'technique for eating an orange', 'I just got a driving license', etc. If you see these kinds of posts, use the mod alert button and type 'banal thread' in the alert box. They will get locked, the thread starters and some repliers will be punished and the quality of the OT forum will increase for all. Random noise is not discussion and there are plenty of other sites on the net for that.

Most of the threads here are good enough though so OT gets to stick around. Help make it better though