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Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:04:21


Post by: Field Gen


I know right? Looted devilfish, Looted Landraider redeemer, Looted CARNAFIX, Looted Stormraven.....have not seen pictures of one yet but I am sure ork players have already bought the kit and are looting them as we speak.

Looted Soul Grinders and Defilers and I even seen a looted Crysis suit fashioned into meganob armor.

So my question still stands as I ask. Is there anything Orks Cant loot? Is there a model out there that no one has thought to loot yet?

My buddy Vas just told me that there are primarch models and there might be one for the emperor...

A....looted...emperor...Could it really be done?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:12:35


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


Looted Emperor's been done already, don't have the image on my phone tho'. To answer your question; table-top wise, there's nothing unlootable thanks to the power of counts-as.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:15:23


Post by: Field Gen


Awww....REALLY> I wanna see a looted emperor...what about a looted Leman Russ....the guy not the tank.

Or a looted. A Looted FORGE WORLD TAU MANTA!

Someone would have to be freaken Stupid....or crazy to invest the $1,800 those things cost to cut it up and tear out all of the tau stuff etc just to make that model.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:18:03


Post by: Redbeard


Field Gen wrote:
Or a looted. A Looted FORGE WORLD TAU MANTA!

Someone would have to be freaken Stupid....or crazy to invest the $1,800 those things cost to cut it up and tear out all of the tau stuff etc just to make that model.



Why is is stupid, or crazy, to improve a model to an aesthetic you find pleasing? Assuming that it's not stupid or crazy to spend $1800 on the model in the first place, I don't see why it is any better to just paint it than to convert it and paint it.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:18:13


Post by: Harriticus


Field Gen wrote:

Someone would have to be freaken Stupid....or crazy to invest the $1,800 those things cost to cut it up and tear out all of the tau stuff etc just to make that model.


I'm sure such a model is out there, somewhere....


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:21:27


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


Short answer, NO.

given enough time, and enough DAKKA, Bitz, Gubbinz and Wotzits, a Mek (with a "little" help from a Dok) could even Loot Khorne. not a deamon of Khorne, but good 'ol Skull throne sitting, Blood drinking Khorne his own self.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:21:34


Post by: purplefood


The short answer is no...
The long answer has lots and lots of beautiful pictures.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 14:45:02


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


I'll see if I can find the image when I get home, it's a cartoon depicting the Golden Throne attached to a battlewagon. The Emperor's depicted shooting eye lazors at fleeing marines, while the ork driver and gunners are guffawing their lungs out.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 15:24:07


Post by: Grey Templar


Nothing can't be looted.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 15:34:00


Post by: Lord Scythican


Honestly, I thought about scratch-building a Manta and a Thunderhawk so they could be looted. I don't have the cash to buy a real one of either of them, but there are plans out there to scratch build them. The scratch built look, along with ork bitz would look the part.

Also looted emporah!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 15:43:07


Post by: Melissia


Grey Templar wrote:Nothing can't be looted.
Indeed.

I want to see a looted exorcist which has been turned into a stage for guitar-like rock-it launcher carrying Orks.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 15:58:03


Post by: Miraclefish


We can loot anyfing!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 17:03:41


Post by: Juvieus Kaine


And (shameluess plug) if ya really have doubts, I gots a character that lets you anyway
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/352614.page


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 17:07:47


Post by: Kilkrazy


I would like to see a looted Space Pope.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 17:20:47


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Melissia wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:Nothing can't be looted.
Indeed.

I want to see a looted exorcist which has been turned into a stage for guitar-like rock-it launcher carrying Orks.






Well I know what I'll be doing this summer.


Oh and no, nothing is beyond their reach, see my user title and Gallery for what happens to Dark Eldar that fall on the field.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 18:38:39


Post by: Eumerin


Melissia wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:Nothing can't be looted.
Indeed.

I want to see a looted exorcist which has been turned into a stage for guitar-like rock-it launcher carrying Orks.


Some of the old Goffik Roker figures, maybe?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/07 18:41:22


Post by: Grey Templar


love those models.

it's nice they are still in production


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 00:45:13


Post by: Field Gen


What about a Looted Gorka or a Looted Morka?
Or if Gorka and morka are the same being a Looted Gorka Morka.

More powerful than Khorne and smarter than Tzeentch or whatever you spell it.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 00:47:57


Post by: n3koj1n


Looted carnifex...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 00:48:19


Post by: micahaphone


What can't Orks loot?
Love.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 01:10:43


Post by: Dr_Wasabi


Orks have looted everything. Now they have to start over and loot looted things now. Prepare for utter insanity.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 01:16:21


Post by: Asherian Command


Orks can loot every metal and organic and idea that can be looted. Only thing Orks can't loot are something that is already looted.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 01:17:23


Post by: n3koj1n


Asherian Command wrote:Orks can loot every metal and organic and idea that can be looted. Only thing Orks can't loot are something that is already looted.


Pretty sure Orks can loot something that another tribe looted...

On a related note: If everything that gets looted ends up being 'more orky'....looted Ghazgull?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 01:33:24


Post by: Necroshea


I HIGHLY doubt they could loot a c'tan


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:00:34


Post by: Dr_Wasabi


Honestly, I'm pretty sure as long as you can glue an ork standing on something and have the ability to draw an angry face, you can loot anything.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:08:16


Post by: shealyr


Necroshea wrote:I HIGHLY doubt they could loot a c'tan


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?

I think you underestimate the green buggers.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:11:46


Post by: Chowderhead


shealyr wrote:
Necroshea wrote:I HIGHLY doubt they could loot a c'tan


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?

I think you underestimate the green buggers.


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?
Living Metal
Metal

Orks got that in the bag.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:50:32


Post by: Ascalam


'On a related note: If everything that gets looted ends up being 'more orky'....looted Ghazgull? '

yeah, but then his armour would become 5+ and he'd have to run in a straight line on a 1


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:52:16


Post by: Slarg232


Chowderhead wrote:
shealyr wrote:
Necroshea wrote:I HIGHLY doubt they could loot a c'tan


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?

I think you underestimate the green buggers.


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?
Living Metal
Metal

Orks got that in the bag.


Looted Monolith would be boss!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 02:59:57


Post by: Ascalam


Working on one of those

Pics to follow eventually


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 03:07:53


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Lord Scythican wrote:Honestly, I thought about scratch-building a Manta and a Thunderhawk so they could be looted. I don't have the cash to buy a real one of either of them, but there are plans out there to scratch build them. The scratch built look, along with ork bitz would look the part.

Also looted emporah!


I lol'd when I realised the missile launcher looked like the 5 facing of a dice.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 03:13:28


Post by: ghargatuloth


I would love to see Orks loot the Eye of Terror, not whats in it, the actual Eye itself.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 03:14:42


Post by: Ascalam


I can just see a ring of rokks with force field jennyraters ( ) flying the entrance to the warp around


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 03:17:57


Post by: ghargatuloth


It will happen though. I can seez it nowz.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 03:29:12


Post by: infinite_array


They tried looting Friday, but sort of walked away after that business with Rebecca Black.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 05:10:26


Post by: Ecurb The Mighty


I feel that anything Necron that's looted would be hilarious....

I just gave myself an idea for the Warbikes I'm planning on adding to my force...looted Destroyers.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 06:35:02


Post by: Sir Pseudonymous


Slarg232 wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
shealyr wrote:
Necroshea wrote:I HIGHLY doubt they could loot a c'tan


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?

I think you underestimate the green buggers.


Living Metal versus Orkish ingenuity?
Living Metal
Metal

Orks got that in the bag.


Looted Monolith would be boss!

There's one in a display case at a local game shop, next to a looted baneblade and eldar gravtank (can't remember which one). Sadly, they don't seem to have a picture of it on their facebook page, or I'd link to it. I have seen pictures of other ones posted here, though.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 06:55:15


Post by: gpfunk


Da orkz can do anything that they believe they can do. Literally.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 09:08:58


Post by: Ugavine



Gotta love dem lootin' boyz.

It's why I love the Orks over all other 40K armies, you get the most original and amusing models on the tabletop.



Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 09:36:34


Post by: Asphalt


Necron Fluff says everything damaged disapears at the end of a battle. But it would still be fun to see an orcstroyer.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 09:42:20


Post by: Asphalt


And then I had to go and google "Looted Necrons." I found a few pics of the forgeworld tomb stalker with some orcs riding on it and then this. Ohh the horror, gone is the purity of my poor Necrons.

[Thumb - morkalithWIW1.jpg]
[Thumb - MorkalithWOW4.jpg]


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 10:05:57


Post by: PresidentOfAsia


I know Orks can't loot Necron stuff cause the monoliths would just shut off and can't be turn backed on

it might make a good shelter


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 10:08:14


Post by: After_8


PresidentOfAsia wrote:I know Orks can't loot Necron stuff cause the monoliths would just shut off and can't be turn backed on


Orks don't need it to be turned on. If they believe that it'll work, it'll work.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 11:08:21


Post by: obsidianaura


PresidentOfAsia wrote:I know Orks can't loot Necron stuff cause the monoliths would just shut off and can't be turn backed on

it might make a good shelter



I thought necron stuff just phazes out and wouldn't be there for them to fiddle with in the first place?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 11:19:45


Post by: Asphalt


That is what the fluff says. It's why space marines don't have gauss rifles.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 11:25:02


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I don't think there is

Not seen a looted guardsmen yet.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 11:33:06


Post by: Melissia


Aside from them being too religiously devout to.

But a mekboy can possibly design some machine that prevents it from phasing out.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 12:01:11


Post by: Lord Scythican


PresidentOfAsia wrote:I know Orks can't loot Necron stuff cause the monoliths would just shut off and can't be turn backed on

it might make a good shelter


I thought there was something about needing actual Necrons in its presence to work. I don't have the codex with me to check though.


My idea was for orks to dismantle the necrons and turn their legs and arms into ladders to go up and down the monolith. You could then take their heads and paste them everywhere for headlights.

That way the Necrons would still be there. I am not sure if it would work, but after reading some recent fluff from other armies, I am thinking anything is possible.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 12:59:59


Post by: Jidmah


corpsesarefun wrote:I don't think there is

Not seen a looted guardsmen yet.


I have one as part of my Waargh! Banner.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 14:06:26


Post by: Asphalt


As much as it pains me, these are some pretty sweet looted monoliths.


[Thumb - IMG_2633.gif]
[Thumb - Looted_monolith.gif]
[Thumb - HPIM4798-1.jpg]


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 14:33:18


Post by: FeistierErmine


Jidmah wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:I don't think there is

Not seen a looted guardsmen yet.


I have one as part of my Waargh! Banner.


I just got the idea in my head of "looting" some guardsmen to use as counts-as grot mobs.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/08 15:15:04


Post by: ph34r


There is a 40k comic about a guardsman who is mistaken for a grot and kept around as a good luck charm.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 05:32:43


Post by: n0surv1v0rs


If they tried to loot slaanesh by binding him up and stuff... wouldn't he get a kick out of that?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 06:24:34


Post by: ShatteredBlade


Looted Bio titan.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 22:52:05


Post by: oadie


purplefood wrote:The short answer is no...
The long answer has lots and lots of beautiful pictures.
Best answer I've seen so far, although it is nice to have some of those pics included, as in some later posts.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 22:58:42


Post by: Lara


n3koj1n wrote:Looted carnifex...


Looted Harridan: counts-as Fighta-Bomma.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:07:32


Post by: Asherian Command


How can you loot something that is already looted it can't be looted again because its looted.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:08:48


Post by: MechaEmperor7000


Has an Ork ever looted himself?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:11:49


Post by: Grey Templar


Asherian Command wrote:How can you loot something that is already looted it can't be looted again because its looted.


you just reloot it and sell it again at a 25% discount off the original


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:44:18


Post by: Ascalam


And paint it blue...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:57:49


Post by: juraigamer


I always imagined looting a monolith and adding countless grots to carry the damn thing rather than add wheels.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/10 23:59:58


Post by: Grey Templar


a friend had the same idea

put a platform on top and have it be a Stage for the Goff Rokkas


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 04:54:30


Post by: Grass4hopper


I just had the idea the other day of a looted Arachnarok Spider that 'counts as' a Trukk or Battlewagon. I'm not exactly sure how they compare in size, but I think it would work. I'd probably pick up some Trukk/Battlewagon bitz to mount on top of the awesome Arachnarok Spider model.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 14:56:45


Post by: trewbarton


Looted black ships.......


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 16:57:45


Post by: Ascalam


I wouldn't be shocked if there was a black ship Kill Krooza out there..


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 17:03:27


Post by: Lord Scythican


juraigamer wrote:I always imagined looting a monolith and adding countless grots to carry the damn thing rather than add wheels.


Grots for breaks, (Flintstones style) and stormboyz to make it fly...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 18:49:38


Post by: Ascalam


I'm thinking of a zeppelin, with the lith as the gondola


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 20:41:25


Post by: Field Gen


Lord Scythican wrote:
juraigamer wrote:I always imagined looting a monolith and adding countless grots to carry the damn thing rather than add wheels.


Grots for breaks, (Flintstones style) and stormboyz to make it fly...


So like what? Glue on a gak ton of grot torso and legs at the bottom for how it runs?

That is a funny idea.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 21:36:08


Post by: frenrik




Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/11 22:07:05


Post by: Lord Scythican


Field Gen wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
juraigamer wrote:I always imagined looting a monolith and adding countless grots to carry the damn thing rather than add wheels.


Grots for breaks, (Flintstones style) and stormboyz to make it fly...


So like what? Glue on a gak ton of grot torso and legs at the bottom for how it runs?

That is a funny idea.


Yes! That is exactly how I would do it.

Something like this with more dakka and ork bitz.



Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 03:19:04


Post by: ghargatuloth


Needz more Stormboyz


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 03:50:06


Post by: trewbarton


Your momma?


.... Looted your momma 500pts......


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 03:50:36


Post by: ghargatuloth


ZING!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 12:43:59


Post by: n0surv1v0rs


trewbarton wrote:Your momma?


.... Looted your momma 500pts......

Sounds like an apoc unit because it is so huge...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 13:20:17


Post by: Jidmah


... and super-heavy


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 13:38:45


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Has an Ork ever looted himself?


Well, there's that Waaagh! that went back in time where the Warboss killed himself to get another of his favourite gun...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 13:40:23


Post by: Jidmah


Don't forget: Dok Grotznik looted Ghazghkull Thrakka


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 13:47:48


Post by: Saintspirit


n0surv1v0rs wrote:If they tried to loot slaanesh by binding him up and stuff... wouldn't he get a kick out of that?
Yes, most likely. The question is what they would use him/her as.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 22:00:25


Post by: Ascalam


Best not to ask, i think...

*shudder*


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 22:34:58


Post by: Element206


A 1984 Ford Tempo?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/12 23:15:50


Post by: Field Gen


Lord Scythican wrote:
Field Gen wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
juraigamer wrote:I always imagined looting a monolith and adding countless grots to carry the damn thing rather than add wheels.


Grots for breaks, (Flintstones style) and stormboyz to make it fly...


So like what? Glue on a gak ton of grot torso and legs at the bottom for how it runs?

That is a funny idea.


Yes! That is exactly how I would do it.

Something like this with more dakka and ork bitz.



I would do that but that checkard thing in the center would be missing with a Warboss holding that Tyranid Hive Tyrant Whip lashing it out at the storm boys and Grots to "Mush" lol.

Also those lines would be made to look like smoke trails. So use that black fluff stuff people use for smoke.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/13 01:04:01


Post by: ghargatuloth


Thye cannot loot Chuck Norris


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/13 01:15:55


Post by: Ascalam


They already did

They built mega-armour around him and painted him green


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/13 03:05:32


Post by: DarkDrgon


Pretty tame compared to some of the pics here, but before I started 40K I already loved to build/paint model planes and tanks. so I took my least favorite (M48 Patton), and added some orky bits (not too much ), and my other is a looted Pinewood Derby car


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 04:33:51


Post by: ghargatuloth


Well can they loot Morgan Freeman?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 05:16:56


Post by: Tadhghouze


im just gonna say if i had an ork army al my looted Basilisks would hove grot's as ammo...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 08:51:09


Post by: Jidmah


ghargatuloth wrote:Well can they loot Morgan Freeman?


We already did. He is wearing Mega-Armour, isn't he?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 09:30:34


Post by: dullblade35


Is it me or is this thread turning into a sort of "will in blend" question

Just throw anything in a mek shop and see what comes out.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 21:17:30


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Here's a challenge to see if they can loot anything

Step1: Go to Wikipedia's main page

Step2: Click on the "Random article" link on the left side of the screen

Step3: Contemplate if Orkz can loot it


My result: Order of battle of the Battle of Long Island

Yeah, Orkz can definitely loot this by reenacting it on a Waaagh! sized scale.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 22:50:35


Post by: loota boy


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Hammond

Well, paint him green, add a squig-brain transplant surgery, and put him in mega armour. Done!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/14 22:58:46


Post by: Gorskar.da.Lost


If it isn't nailed down, orks are certain to nick it. Even nailing it down isn't a sure defence; orks might pry it loose.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 02:12:48


Post by: ghargatuloth


I want to see orks loot the sun


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 02:13:33


Post by: Ascalam


If panzy spike-eldarz can, we ladz can too!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 10:55:39


Post by: Orkymike


orks can loot anything. and i mean ANYTHING! as shown by pictures posted already. thats why i love orks so much.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 11:55:37


Post by: Lord Scythican


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_Orihara

Easy, just get a big Mek to put some metal in his brain and hardwire his camera (which has been turned into a big shoota) into his arm and call it a day. Oh and paint him red so his takes his pics fasta.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 12:46:27


Post by: Frazzled


ghargatuloth wrote:It will happen though. I can seez it nowz.


I want to see an Ork Looted USS Enterprise.
Ork looted Phantom Titan
Ork looted Bloodthirster


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 13:12:32


Post by: Guitardian


Looted Kroot. Feed them enough squigs and they become relatives. Plus "Looted Kroot" rolls nicely off the tongue.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 13:57:48


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


From some of the fluff ive seen, the Kroot already ARE relatives of the orks. (Xenobiology, the Caladus assassin's report)


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 14:03:20


Post by: Lord Scythican


Frazzled wrote:
ghargatuloth wrote:It will happen though. I can seez it nowz.


I want to see an Ork Looted USS Enterprise.
Ork looted Phantom Titan
Ork looted Bloodthirster


I actually have a model of the Enterprise D that I never put together. It is not in scale, but it would make a nice trukk.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/15 14:03:39


Post by: Jidmah


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letov_Š-33

It's a sign! *starts building a fighta bomma*


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/16 12:30:56


Post by: ghargatuloth


Air, they have to loot air.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/16 13:31:37


Post by: Gorskar.da.Lost


ghargatuloth wrote:I want to see orks loot the sun


Give me a shovel big enough and I shall loot the sun.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/17 06:42:53


Post by: ghargatuloth


I will start looking for one right away.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/17 12:31:38


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


Loot the sun? not so hard, just have to have ALOT of resources. build a structure around it, that will convert it into a mobile gun of incredible power. it would be the definition of "ALMOST ENUFF DAKKA" for centuries!


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/17 15:03:56


Post by: Grey Templar


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIM_discography

heres something orks would DEFINITLY loot


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 00:00:06


Post by: ghargatuloth


Can an Ork loot an Ork???


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 00:13:24


Post by: Uhlan


purplefood wrote:The short answer is no...
The long answer has lots and lots of beautiful pictures.


Ha! Exactly.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
The orks can't loot a Necron World Engine!!!

*waits for pictures*


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 00:48:59


Post by: Luke_Prowler


ghargatuloth wrote:Can an Ork loot an Ork???

Cyborks.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 08:57:56


Post by: Lorna


I completely agree with this thread. Now i want to see a looted white house.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 18:40:11


Post by: Commander Jimbob


Dr_Wasabi wrote:Orks have looted everything. Now they have to start over and loot looted things now. Prepare for utter insanity.


Hehehe that made my day. How's about a looted squiggoth that's looting a Manta?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 18:56:25


Post by: Ascalam


As long as they're both painted blue i'm cool with it


Looted Manta- When too much money meets ork army...


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/18 19:09:10


Post by: Grey Templar


but the Heavy Railguns would be replaced with Supa Gatlas....

waaait a second


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/20 03:38:52


Post by: ghargatuloth


I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/20 08:13:32


Post by: Swordwind


I'd like to see a Looted Galaxy.

Or...

Looted Universe.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/20 08:51:12


Post by: Brother-Thunder


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bekando

They kill the inhabitants, put up some WAAAAGH!! banners, and use it as a base. Easy.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/20 10:48:07


Post by: Jidmah


ghargatuloth wrote:I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?


Why? Doesn't make enuff noise.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/20 20:08:43


Post by: loota boy


Jidmah wrote:
ghargatuloth wrote:I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?


Why? Doesn't make enuff noise.


Simple fix. Amplify it and attach a paper shredder to it, and throw handfuls of gravel into the shredder.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/22 21:58:11


Post by: ghargatuloth


I take it you have thrown gravel into a paper shredder before?


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/23 19:02:03


Post by: loota boy


ghargatuloth wrote:I take it you have thrown gravel into a paper shredder before?


Don't judge me too harshly, friend. It was quite by accident.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/23 20:05:26


Post by: Zweischneid


Orks can loot anything.. except that which is beneath their pride and dignity; e.g. Gretchin-Tech.

No looted Gobbos.. impossible. Does not exist. Never. Ever. Would spell the end of time and the universe.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/23 22:31:28


Post by: Ascalam


Bin done, so i guess Einstein woz wrong

I have a squig-brained grot orderly, ridden by a painboy, somewhere in my odd conversions box..


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/04/25 04:11:12


Post by: ghargatuloth


loota boy wrote:
ghargatuloth wrote:I take it you have thrown gravel into a paper shredder before?


Don't judge me too harshly, friend. It was quite by accident.


I would never do such a thing.


Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot? @ 2011/05/20 21:44:08


Post by: lessthan1337


Zweischneid wrote:Orks can loot anything.. except that which is beneath their pride and dignity; e.g. Gretchin-Tech.

No looted Gobbos.. impossible. Does not exist. Never. Ever. Would spell the end of time and the universe.


Ummmm, Killa Kan anyone?

I want to make a looted guardsman with a grot riding him