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It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 11:26:41


Post by: Henners91


Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 11:29:57


Post by: ChrisWWII


First thing I learned when I came out to Scotland for uni. English != British, and your Welsh friends will get pissed when you make the mistake.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 11:45:31


Post by: Henners91


Lol thank goodness you didn't call a Scotsman an Englishman?

Wales, it's sorta fine... They are just Englishmen with funny accents after all. Haven't got anything like a skirt to set them apart


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 11:58:11


Post by: Lord Scythican


I just call them Europeans.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 11:58:56


Post by: Henners91


That wouldn't go down very well either...

A lot of people seem to think that Great Britain is a continent altogether seperate.

The same phools that vote UKIP.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:24:19


Post by: mattyrm


I dont think they are "phools" I think they are entitled to their opinion, I vote conservative, but I am not happy with the EU at all, and frankly I wish we could build a wall around Yorkshire and feth the rest of the UK off, let alone Europe!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:26:13


Post by: biccat


Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

When you bend the knee to the English regent, you take what you get.

I will note that this might require me to start referring to Canadians as "English".


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:26:42


Post by: Frazzled


Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

Awesome...ENGLISH!!!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:28:20


Post by: Henners91


biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

When you bend the knee to the English regent, you take what you get.

I will note that this might require me to start referring to Canadians as "English".


Supposedly (according to an article in the Independent), 20% of Britons (myself among them, at least in principle if not realism) are Republicans


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Oh and with the Canadians: Make sure you do so in Quebec...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:30:59


Post by: WarOne


So we can't call you Bretonnians either?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:32:57


Post by: biccat


Henners91 wrote:
biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

When you bend the knee to the English regent, you take what you get.

I will note that this might require me to start referring to Canadians as "English".


Supposedly (according to an article in the Independent), 20% of Britons (myself among them, at least in principle if not realism) are Republicans

Oh and with the Canadians: Make sure you do so in Quebec...

Not Quebec. There's no way that the Quebecese (Quebecians?) are really British. No Brit in his right mind would willingly speak French.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:35:04


Post by: Frazzled


biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:
biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

When you bend the knee to the English regent, you take what you get.

I will note that this might require me to start referring to Canadians as "English".


Supposedly (according to an article in the Independent), 20% of Britons (myself among them, at least in principle if not realism) are Republicans

Oh and with the Canadians: Make sure you do so in Quebec...

Not Quebec. There's no way that the Quebecese (Quebecians?) are really British. No Brit in his right mind would willingly speak French.


Exactly, which is why you call them Brits.

Frazzled, picking fights with people from other countries since that whole "Babel thing" didn't work out.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:35:21


Post by: Ketara


I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:38:11


Post by: Henners91


Culturally perhaps we can take some solace in the fact that our little island developed quite seperately... politically we're still divided between remaining on the US' leash or kow-towing to the EU... But geopgraphically we are pretty much European.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:46:12


Post by: Morathi's Darkest Sin


Henners91 wrote:

Wales, it's sorta fine... They are just Englishmen with funny accents after all. Haven't got anything like a skirt to set them apart




thats a bit skew whiff butt


I'd not advise anyone saying that in Adamsdown, Cardiff



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:50:14


Post by: Chongara


Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.



How about "Non-American" because let's face it, compared to THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH the rest of you all just kind of blend together. Europe is that city that kind of looks like a gun, right?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:53:38


Post by: Melissia


Quiet Englishman, the real people are talking here.

[/goes to fix some chili]


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:53:57


Post by: Henners91


Naww it's that piece of real estate George S. Marshall bought in 1945!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:55:49


Post by: WarOne


Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


We all must walk the Six Paths of Pain eventually, Euro Unionist.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 12:59:37


Post by: Cheesecat


Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:00:48


Post by: Chongara


Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.



You're not "North American" you're just north, of America.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:03:45


Post by: Henners91


Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.


Because some people over here have a perception that they've been "fighting the fight" against Europe for all of their history... Britons are proud of having resisted invasion multiple times as well as sitting back and drinking tea watching the Europeans slaughter one another whilst we either finance who we want to win or just skip off in a boat to colonise India.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:06:51


Post by: Cheesecat


Chongara wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.



You're not "North American" you're just north, of America.



language warning !

http://bigotblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/5007_1149663431205_1516176895_376670_6616611_n.jpg


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:11:48


Post by: Melissia


Cheesecat wrote:
Chongara wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.



You're not "North American" you're just north, of America.


http://bigotblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/5007_1149663431205_1516176895_376670_6616611_n.jpg


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:14:06


Post by: Henners91


Sweden exists on neither of these maps.

Derp.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:17:09


Post by: Chongara


Henners91 wrote:Sweden exists on neither of these maps.

Derp.


It fell apart a while ago, it was only matter of time. There were parts missing from the box at the time of assembly.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:17:12


Post by: Melissia


Sweden exists?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:17:27


Post by: reds8n


..ssshhh ! Don't blow that scam !


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:21:18


Post by: Kilkrazy


Last time this map was posted I made some witty comment about misspelling the name of the poorest nation was a great way to demonstrate knowledge and international awareness.

What was it again...?? Demmed if I can recall.

Oh well, toodle pip!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:24:07


Post by: Guitardian


seriously brits, it's United Statesians, not Americans.. you're going to make the people of Argentina cry.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:25:09


Post by: Henners91


Touche.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:25:38


Post by: biccat


Kilkrazy wrote:Last time this map was posted I made some witty comment about misspelling the name of the poorest nation was a great way to demonstrate knowledge and international awareness.

What was it again...?? Demmed if I can recall.

Oh well, toodle pip!

I assume it was "Paupa" New Guinea.

Also, it looks like they labeled Afghanistan as "Afghanistan and Pakistan", incorporated Pakistan into India, and drew a line across India and called Pakistan "mostly muslim." Which I find amusing.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:25:52


Post by: Eldanar


Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


The opposite is true as well...go to the Deep South and call some bubba a yank or a yankee and see how far that flies...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:26:07


Post by: Henners91


"North American" is what you technically say isn't it?

If Canadians cry... then... there's just no solution.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:26:29


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


I'm Cornish and British, not English. Thank you for demonstrating your Norman ignorance.

Kernow bys vyken!



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:26:37


Post by: Henners91


Eldanar wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


The opposite is true as well...go to the Deep South and call some bubba a yank or a yankee and see how far that flies...


What if it's delivered endearingly by Hugh Grant whilst he chomps on a cucumber sandwich and sips some tea?


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MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


I'm Cornish and British, not English. Thank you for demonstrating your Norman ignorance.

Kernow bys vyken!



Get devolution, kick out the wiccans and maybe I'll take you seriously


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:30:24


Post by: GazzyG




If you live too far North or West then you lose the right to bear this title, I'm afraid.


Foreign Friends: please help remind our neighbours of their place in life by abstaining from using this dignified title to describe them.


Many thanks.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:32:55


Post by: Eldanar


Henners91 wrote:
Eldanar wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


The opposite is true as well...go to the Deep South and call some bubba a yank or a yankee and see how far that flies...


What if it's delivered endearingly by Hugh Grant whilst he chomps on a cucumber sandwich and sips some tea?


Only if it is sweet iced tea...


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MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


I'm Cornish and British, not English. Thank you for demonstrating your Norman ignorance.

Kernow bys vyken!



Get devolution, kick out the wiccans and maybe I'll take you seriously


Its funny seeing the Gaels of the 6 nations pile on each other...

So how are the Manx referred to?




It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:34:37


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


Henners91 wrote:
Get devolution, kick out the wiccans and maybe I'll take you seriously


Go into any of the pubs in Newlyn on landing day and tell the gentlemen coming ashore from their trawlers the same thing and maybe I'll return that favour.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:35:01


Post by: Henners91


I suppose that at least if the Cornish have a flag, that meet's Eddy Izzard's criteria for having a country...


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GazzyG wrote:

If you live too far North or West then you lose the right to bear this title, I'm afraid.


Foreign Friends: please help remind our neighbours of their place in life by abstaining from using this dignified title to describe them.


Many thanks.


Sadly that flag has forever been ruined for me by Football hooliganism and White Nationalists.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:35:22


Post by: Frazzled


Guitardian wrote:seriously brits, it's United Statesians, not Americans.. you're going to make the people of Argentina cry.


Wait I sense a chance to invoke Madonna.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:36:19


Post by: Henners91


Perhaps we should just go back to using Edward III's banner?


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Frazzled wrote:
Guitardian wrote:seriously brits, it's United Statesians, not Americans.. you're going to make the people of Argentina cry.


Wait I sense a chance to invoke Madonna.


Excellent call.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:37:29


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


Eldanar wrote:

Its funny seeing the Gaels of the 6 nations pile on each other...

So how are the Manx referred to?




The same way I refer to a Breton, as brother or sister.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:39:44


Post by: biccat


Eldanar wrote:Only if it is sweet iced tea...

There's sweet tea and there's iced tea. I'm not aware of any 'sweet iced tea'. Unless yer a dam yankee.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:42:31


Post by: Kilkrazy


It may be useful to bring in some perspective from an entirely different culture -- Japan.

The Japanese formal name for the United Kingdom is "Eikoku" which means Excellent Country.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:43:30


Post by: Frazzled


biccat wrote:
Eldanar wrote:Only if it is sweet iced tea...

There's sweet tea and there's iced tea. I'm not aware of any 'sweet iced tea'. Unless yer a dam yankee.


Imposter! They fell for the trap! Drown them in biscuits and gravy until they confess their Northern crimes!

Oh wait, drown me in biscuits and gravy instead!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:47:52


Post by: Melissia


Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:49:33


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Chongara wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


I don't see the what big deal about being called a European is, if someone called me a North American I wouldn't be offended because I am after all from that continent.



You're not "North American" you're just north, of America.


http://bigotblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/5007_1149663431205_1516176895_376670_6616611_n.jpg




It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:50:45


Post by: Lord Scythican


Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:51:44


Post by: Melissia


That map isn't right. It should mark tacos too!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:52:15


Post by: Wolfun


Melissia wrote:


That seems too accurate.

HERE WE GO!



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:52:42


Post by: Melissia


Lord Scythican wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."
Calling a southerner a Yank is like saying "I want to get punched in the face" to boot.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:54:52


Post by: Lord Scythican


Melissia wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."
Calling a southerner a Yank is like saying "I want to get punched in the face" to boot.



Yeah! Try that Yank stuff in Texas!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:57:11


Post by: Cheesecat


Melissia wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."
Calling a southerner a Yank is like saying "I want to get punched in the face" to boot.


But I thought we were all the same in the inside at least that's what my elementary school teachers told me.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:58:39


Post by: helgrenze


biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:
biccat wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.

When you bend the knee to the English regent, you take what you get.

I will note that this might require me to start referring to Canadians as "English".


Supposedly (according to an article in the Independent), 20% of Britons (myself among them, at least in principle if not realism) are Republicans

Oh and with the Canadians: Make sure you do so in Quebec...

Not Quebec. There's no way that the Quebecese (Quebecians?) are really British. No Brit in his right mind would willingly speak French.


I believe the term they prefer is Quebecois.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:59:47


Post by: biccat


Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 13:59:55


Post by: ChrisWWII


Lord Scythican wrote:

Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."


Indeed, we may be part of the same country, but I'm a Californian, not a Yankee!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:02:44


Post by: Melissia


biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."
And you're from Georgia, where you have no interlopers-- and your family tree is tall... and very, very thin.

Silly inferior states. You were never even your own nation!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:05:14


Post by: Lord Scythican


Melissia wrote:
biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."
And you're from Georgia, where you have no interlopers-- and your family tree is tall... and very, very thin.

Silly inferior states. You were never even your own nation!


Mine isn't even considered a state by the majority of the United States. To them I live in the Western part of Virginia.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:06:27


Post by: biccat


Melissia wrote:
biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."
And you're from Georgia, where you have no interlopers-- and your family tree is tall... and very, very thin.

Silly inferior states. You were never even your own nation!

I never said that I was from Georgia, just that I lived there.

I'm more of a damn Yankee, actually .


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:13:43


Post by: helgrenze


I freely admit to being a yankee..... And if you wanna call me one....
Make sure you smile when you do.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:14:05


Post by: Melissia


Well, then you're from an even more inferior state than Georgia, obviously!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:49:29


Post by: notprop


It was only in relatively recent history that Englis and British were interchangeable.

With the increase in nationalisn in the home nations and eventual devolution over the last 50 years this has ceased to be the case.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:49:48


Post by: Frazzled


Cheesecat wrote:
Melissia wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."
Calling a southerner a Yank is like saying "I want to get punched in the face" to boot.


But I thought we were all the same in the inside at least that's what my elementary school teachers told me.


Call the wrong Southerner a Yank and he'll indeed help you find out what your insides look like.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 14:50:18


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I get more annoyed when people say British when obviously referring to English stereotypes to be honest.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:03:23


Post by: Eldanar


biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."


You are correct. The more common nomenclature is simply "sweet tea." However, I was simply trying to provide a more descriptive reference for our British friends who might incorectly assume I was referring to either a lot of honey or several extra cubes of sugar in the hot molasses-black stuff they drink and refer to as tea.

The only time I wouldn't also have ice in my sweet tea is when I have a 32 oz+ glass, and most of the ice has melted...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:15:58


Post by: Frazzled


Good point.

When Southerners refer to "sweet tea" what they are really saying is a glass of sugar with a few drops of tea liberally sprinkled on it.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:17:01


Post by: Melissia


Ew, that's way too much.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:17:52


Post by: Frazzled


Melissia wrote:Ew, that's way too much.

And thats why we'll win!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:19:29


Post by: Melissia


Dunno, I actually prefer to only add sugar to cold tea, not to warm tea. For some reason it just seems ot taste better that way.

If I had my own chemistry lab I'd do tests to figure out why.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:27:51


Post by: Lord Scythican


See what I mean? My state is so obscure no one realized I was talking about West Virginia.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:34:20


Post by: Melissia


I did, I just didn't care.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:40:40


Post by: helgrenze


Wait... there's a "West" Virginia? when did that happen?

As for the sweet tea.. some places make it so sweet it would turn Conan (the barbarian, not the tv guy) ..... "flamboyant".


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:41:15


Post by: Eldanar


Lord Scythican wrote:See what I mean? My state is so obscure no one realized I was talking about West Virginia.


I like West Virginia...Its the only place I've ever been to that regularly sells motion sickness pills in convenience stores...



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:44:48


Post by: Platuan4th


Eldanar wrote:
biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."


You are correct. The more common nomenclature is simply "sweet tea." However, I was simply trying to provide a more descriptive reference for our British friends who might incorectly assume I was referring to either a lot of honey or several extra cubes of sugar in the hot molasses-black stuff they drink and refer to as tea.

The only time I wouldn't also have ice in my sweet tea is when I have a 32 oz+ glass, and most of the ice has melted...


Actually, in Louisiana and Mississippi, it's just called Iced Tea. There's no such thing as tea that isn't sweetened there.

If for some reason you DO want some that isn't sweetened, you specifically ask for Unsweet Tea and prepare yourself for The Look. My wife was very surprised when she discovered she didn't have to ask for Unsweet Tea in other parts of the country.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:46:48


Post by: ChrisWWII


California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:48:01


Post by: Platuan4th


ChrisWWII wrote:California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


We're also NOT California, which makes us rejoice every day.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:48:42


Post by: ChrisWWII


Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:52:22


Post by: Lord Scythican


helgrenze wrote:Wait... there's a "West" Virginia? when did that happen?


Yes there is. Amazing huh? We can't make our mind up if were are yanks or southerners.

Melissia wrote:I did, I just didn't care.


Oh. That explains it.

Eldanar wrote:
Lord Scythican wrote:See what I mean? My state is so obscure no one realized I was talking about West Virginia.


I like West Virginia...Its the only place I've ever been to that regularly sells motion sickness pills in convenience stores...



That is because of all our hills. Every WV resident has one leg that is shorter than the other from walking across these hills. It really throws off your equilibrium, so the motion sickness pills are a necessary if you live here in WV.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:52:56


Post by: Melissia


ChrisWWII wrote:Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...
So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:53:36


Post by: helgrenze


ChrisWWII wrote:California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


Removing the Film industry from California would be like taking the Barbie line from Mattel...... It would ruin that economy.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:53:54


Post by: Platuan4th


Melissia wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...
So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Wait, there's more NY than just the city?


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helgrenze wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


Removing the Film industry from California would be like taking the Barbie line from Mattel...... It would ruin that economy.


No it wouldn't.

Mattel would just make up for it by selling more lines as their limited exclusive way overpriced lines through MattyCollector than just He-man and Ghostbusters.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:55:15


Post by: ChrisWWII


Eh, it'd screw over SoCal only, and who cares about SoCal? NorCal has its own economy that doesn't depend on the film industry thank you very much.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:56:09


Post by: biccat


Platuan4th wrote:
Melissia wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...
So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Wait, there's more NY than just the city?

There's also Brooklyn, Queens, Manhatten, Staten Island, New Jersey...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:56:39


Post by: ChrisWWII


Melissia wrote:So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Texas has cities?

I thought it was just thousands of miles of flat empty land dotted with oil wells, cow farms and outposts of Frazzled's weiner dog army.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 15:57:01


Post by: helgrenze


Melissia wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...
So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


NYC IS an independant country..... And they have more than one city in New York.... just none that get any press.


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ChrisWWII wrote:
Melissia wrote:So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Texas has cities?

I thought it was just thousands of miles of flat empty land dotted with oil wells, cow farms and outposts of Frazzled's weiner dog army.


Well there is Dull Ass where the Cowgirls pretend to play football....


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:02:15


Post by: whitedragon


English thread becomes American!

Win.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:08:18


Post by: Ketara


WarOne wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


We all must walk the Six Paths of Pain eventually, Euro Unionist.


Fool! I am no mere Tendo! I am Gedo, the seventh! We choose to take our own path, not that of the United Americans, or the Euro Unionists!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:17:10


Post by: Melissia


ChrisWWII wrote:
Melissia wrote:So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Texas has cities?

I thought it was just thousands of miles of flat empty land dotted with oil wells, cow farms and outposts of Frazzled's weiner dog army.
Yep, Texas has three cities in the top ten most populated cities in the top ten most populated cities in the nation. The DFW metroplex is larger than los angelos.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:17:23


Post by: Lord Scythican


Okay time for some bad humor:
English, Irish, and Scottish generals were captured after a courageous
battle by the Nazi SS. The SS officer said to them that before be put
them in the concentration camp that he would punish them with 100
lashes in front of his men as they had killed so many of his men
before they were captured.

He said to the Scottish general, "You fought very bravely, so I vill
give you one vish."

His reply was, "Ach, give me one of your SS leather jackets to protect
me."

So he got his lashes, but still had to be dragged in through the gate.

He said to the English general, "You fought bravely too. So you can
have a vish also."

He replied. "Put one of the mattresses on my back old boy."

So he got his lashes, but managed to crawl in after his thrashing.

He said to the Irish general, "You fought bravely too, more so zan ze
other two, so you can have two vishes!"

He replied, "I want 200 lashes!"

"Are you sure?" asked the SS officer.

"Yes," he said.

"Okay zen, vot is your second vish?"

"Put the Englishman on my back!"



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:18:53


Post by: WarOne


biccat wrote:
I'm more of a damn Yankee, actually .


Yanks won yesterday BTW.

Root for your Knicks as well.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:29:08


Post by: Frazzled


Platuan4th wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


We're also NOT California, which makes us rejoice every day.


Indeed.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:50:58


Post by: Thaanos


Chongara wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.



How about "Non-American" because let's face it, compared to THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH the rest of you all just kind of blend together. Europe is that city that kind of looks like a gun, right?


I don't think the best country in the would would have let us Canucks, invade their capital, and burn the white house.
Therefore you Americans are NOT The best country on earth!!!

Melissia wrote:Sweden exists?


It's called Ikea....


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 16:53:11


Post by: Frazzled


Thaanos wrote:
Chongara wrote:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.



How about "Non-American" because let's face it, compared to THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH the rest of you all just kind of blend together. Europe is that city that kind of looks like a gun, right?


I don't think the best country in the would would have let us Canucks, invade their capital, and burn the white house.
Therefore you Americans are NOT The best country on earth!!!

Melissia wrote:Sweden exists?


It's called Ikea....


Thats only because they didn't have Texas yet.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 17:01:21


Post by: Lord Scythican


Thaanos wrote:I don't think the best country in the would would have let us Canucks, invade their capital, and burn the white house.
Therefore you Americans are NOT The best country on earth!!!


God begs to differ:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18894_6-real-historic-battles-decided-by-divine-intervention.html



#4 is especially relevant


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 17:03:05


Post by: biccat


WarOne wrote:
biccat wrote:
I'm more of a damn Yankee, actually .


Yanks won yesterday BTW.

Root for your Knicks as well.

There's a huge difference between a "Yankee" and those in NYC.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 18:16:14


Post by: helgrenze


^^^+1^^^


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 19:57:05


Post by: mattyrm


Lord Scythican wrote:Okay time for some bad humor:
English, Irish, and Scottish generals were captured after a courageous
battle by the Nazi SS. The SS officer said to them that before be put
them in the concentration camp that he would punish them with 100
lashes in front of his men as they had killed so many of his men
before they were captured.

He said to the Scottish general, "You fought very bravely, so I vill
give you one vish."

His reply was, "Ach, give me one of your SS leather jackets to protect
me."

So he got his lashes, but still had to be dragged in through the gate.

He said to the English general, "You fought bravely too. So you can
have a vish also."

He replied. "Put one of the mattresses on my back old boy."

So he got his lashes, but managed to crawl in after his thrashing.

He said to the Irish general, "You fought bravely too, more so zan ze
other two, so you can have two vishes!"

He replied, "I want 200 lashes!"

"Are you sure?" asked the SS officer.

"Yes," he said.

"Okay zen, vot is your second vish?"

"Put the Englishman on my back!"



How could the Irishman get captured by the SS when the Irish didnt fight against them, and possibly assisted them?

Seriously. How the feth can you be "neutral" against THE NAZI MENACE?

Ive got no respect for this neutral BS, i prefer my enemies that picked the other side of the fence more than those wishy washy neutral fethers..

And dont even start me on the Spaniards!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 20:07:29


Post by: helgrenze


For Mattyrm......




It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:05:50


Post by: Henners91


Lord Scythican wrote:
Henners91 wrote:Seriously, Yanks, you're going to make a Scotsman/Welshman/Northern Irishman cry.


Somehow I missed commenting on the yank part too. Call all us westerners "Yanks" is about as bad as calling a "Scotsman" "English."


I reserve the right to say "Yank" as is in accordance with my national stereotype

Lord Scythican wrote:
Melissia wrote:
biccat wrote:
Melissia wrote:Indeed, Biccat is definitely an imposter, not a southerner.

Sweet iced tea is quite common!

You're from Texas, which is full of Yankee interlopers.

When I lived in Georgia I never heard of "Sweet iced tea," it was just "sweet tea."
And you're from Georgia, where you have no interlopers-- and your family tree is tall... and very, very thin.

Silly inferior states. You were never even your own nation!


Mine isn't even considered a state by the majority of the United States. To them I live in the Western part of Virginia.


I've always wondered why they didn't just hop back in with the rest of Virginia after the Civil War... bad feelings?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:21:49


Post by: Medium of Death


mattyrm wrote:

How could the Irishman get captured by the SS when the Irish didnt fight against them, and possibly assisted them?

Seriously. How the feth can you be "neutral" against THE NAZI MENACE?



Northern Irish?



I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:32:43


Post by: Andrew1975


ChrisWWII wrote:California is better than all the other states. Do you have the 5th largest economy in the world? Huh? HUH!? Yeah. Didn't think so.


How's that economy working out for you? BANKRUPT!

Hell I'm form Ohio and our sad ass economy hasn't bankrupted the state yet.

Ohio has 2 NFL teams, 2 MLB teams, 1NHL team, and 1NBA team. And no championships, well at least not in Cleveland.

Oh course Cleveland's current motto is "At least we're not Detroit!"

Heaven is when your cook is French, your mechanic is German, your police are English

Hell is when your cook is English, Your Mechanic is French, you police are German!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:48:55


Post by: Kilkrazy


The coming royal wedding is so popular that the tabloids newspapers are talking about a new era of "Blinglish" based around the pomp and ceremony.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:53:19


Post by: Medium of Death


This 'Blinglish' you speak of, it escapes my google-fu.

Is it anything like 'Mockney', but for England as a whole?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 22:54:29


Post by: Andrew1975


Kilkrazy wrote:The coming royal wedding is so popular that the tabloids newspapers are talking about a new era of "Blinglish" based around the pomp and ceremony.


"Blinglish" So they are gonna speak gangsta rap now!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 23:00:25


Post by: Kilkrazy


Yes, with a cut glass accent.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/15 23:06:51


Post by: Andrew1975


Kilkrazy wrote:Yes, with a cut glass accent.



Oh, I thought blinglish might be that they are finally embracing oral hygene and going from this.



to this



It's "British" not "English" @ 2027/10/15 23:59:19


Post by: Librius Machina


Ohsweetjesus. Never post that picture again. I think i'm gonna go brush my teeth a few hundred times now. And maybe my eyes.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 00:19:23


Post by: ChrisWWII


That is on a level with the Ork cheerleader and the Rule 34 from 1d4chan. It burns the eyes and soul.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 07:44:33


Post by: Mannahnin


More for Matty:










It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 13:28:09


Post by: Henners91


Andrew1975 wrote:
Kilkrazy wrote:Yes, with a cut glass accent.



Oh, I thought blinglish might be that they are finally embracing oral hygene and going from this.



to this



Y'know... bad teeth is more common in the US than over here.

We've got the National 'Ealth after all.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 15:37:11


Post by: Cheesecat


biccat wrote:
Platuan4th wrote:
Melissia wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:Just because we have cities that like to pretend they're independent countries...
So does Texas and New York (Granted, New York only has one).


Wait, there's more NY than just the city?

There's also Brooklyn, Queens, Manhatten, Staten Island, New Jersey...


Aren't those just parts of Greater New York sort of like how we have Vancouver City and then we have Greater Vancouver (which combines Langley, Abbotsford, Surrey, Richmond, New West Minister, Coquitlam,

etc)




It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 17:10:17


Post by: helgrenze


NYC only includes the 5 boroughs: Queens, Bronx, Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan.

People tend to forget that there is a state attached to NYC ....


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 18:17:53


Post by: Cheesecat


helgrenze wrote:NYC only includes the 5 boroughs: Queens, Bronx, Brooklyn, Staten Island and Manhattan.

People tend to forget that there is a state attached to NYC ....


Thanks for the correction.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 19:44:11


Post by: Wolfstan


Without trying to really upset MGS Neil Oliver in the lastest episode of A History of Celtic Britain basically says the concept of a Celtic race is basically wrong, there was no such race.

If you really want to play mind games over British history try this. The Celtic races of the UK like to say that they were conquered by the Normans, but in fact the Normans would of been a mixture of Norse & Celt. Ultimately King Rollo's ment may of been a bamd of roving Norse who got given Normandy as a prize, but ulitimately there wasn't enough of them to repopulate it. It would of been a classic Norse case of intergrating with the local population, which was what they were good at... and who were the local population? Celts. So Celts with a Norse twist basically invaded Britain.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 21:00:27


Post by: Henners91


Err I'd heard the same thing Wolfstan (about the Celts being a Victorian myth) but you've got a bit of a fact wrong: "Popular" British history refers to those that were conquered by the Normans as the Anglo-Saxons, dervied from the German Angles and Saxons that conquered the Britons after the Romans left.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 22:19:48


Post by: micahaphone


Lord Scythican wrote:
Thaanos wrote:I don't think the best country in the would would have let us Canucks, invade their capital, and burn the white house.
Therefore you Americans are NOT The best country on earth!!!


God begs to differ:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18894_6-real-historic-battles-decided-by-divine-intervention.html



#4 is especially relevant


Burning Washington is nullified, because we burned York. But then who kicked whose arses on Lake Erie?
But I suppose you canuks were rather helpful in WW II, so we'll let it pass.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 22:26:02


Post by: Henners91


I think people care a lot more about the White House getting burned down than the Canadian Legislature


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 22:28:38


Post by: micahaphone


Henners91 wrote:I think people care a lot more about the White House getting burned down than the Canadian Legislature


Bah, it was only singed. Besides, we rebuilt it, and there was a nice little mysterious tornado that appeared out of nowhere, that shouldn't have ever occurred during that season or on that location, that blew out all the fires. Coincidence? I think not.
Besides, only a few Russian politicians have done stuff as badass as American politicians.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 22:29:45


Post by: Henners91


And that article is racist


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micahaphone wrote:
Henners91 wrote:I think people care a lot more about the White House getting burned down than the Canadian Legislature


Bah, it was only singed. Besides, we rebuilt it, and there was a nice little mysterious tornado that appeared out of nowhere, that shouldn't have ever occurred during that season or on that location, that blew out all the fires. Coincidence? I think not.
Besides, only a few Russian politicians have done stuff as badass as American politicians.








Take your pick!

Though the singers of the first video are a tad stupid... they seem to think that "The Alamo" and The Bay of Pigs were "Wars".


It's "British" not "English" @ 0747/04/16 22:31:41


Post by: micahaphone


Nah, America is just awesome. Can't beat us.

Besides, we have the nukes, so we get to decide who can challenge our authority or our ego.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/16 22:32:33


Post by: Henners91


We have nukes... that we've bought off of you.

Though I believe we designed our first ones all by ourselves!


It's "British" not "English" @ 9201/04/16 22:33:20


Post by: micahaphone


Henners91 wrote:We have nukes... that we've bought off of you.

Though I believe we designed our first ones all by ourselves!

First nuclear devices were created in the Manhattan project, done by who?

Oh, that's right, America.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/17 01:27:39


Post by: ChrisWWII


In collaboration with the Brits mind you! We can't take all the credit, but we can note that we have something like 5000 warheads, and the Brits have 200.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/17 11:46:32


Post by: Henners91


200 is enough...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/17 14:38:40


Post by: Wolfstan


Henners91 wrote:Err I'd heard the same thing Wolfstan (about the Celts being a Victorian myth) but you've got a bit of a fact wrong: "Popular" British history refers to those that were conquered by the Normans as the Anglo-Saxons, dervied from the German Angles and Saxons that conquered the Britons after the Romans left.


Sorry, was generalising so didn't bother with adding that. Of course the main line of history would of been; Stone age peoples, migration of the Bronze age peoples (or as they are refered to, Celts), then the Romans, then the Saxon's (who could be decended from Celts?), part settlement by the Vikings, then the Normans.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/17 15:47:57


Post by: Henners91


Well they say that the Saxons are the most dominant genetic strain because they bred with the Celts and totally assimilated them.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 10:45:57


Post by: Albatross


Henners91 wrote:Well they say that the Saxons are the most dominant genetic strain because they bred with the Celts and totally assimilated them.

'They' don't say that, or at least not in any of the source material I've read on the subject.

You should check this book out (I've just wiki'd it for brevity's sake):

wiki wrote:Blood of the Isles

In his 2006 book Blood of the Isles (published in the United States and Canada as Saxons, Vikings and Celts: The Genetic Roots of Britain and Ireland), Sykes examines British genetic "clans". He presents evidence from mitochondrial DNA, inherited by both sexes from their mothers, and the Y chromosome, inherited by men from their fathers, for the following points:

* The genetic makeup of Britain and Ireland is overwhelmingly what it has been since the Neolithic period and to a very considerable extent since the Mesolithic period, especially in the female line, i.e. those people, who in time would become identified as British Celts (culturally speaking), but who (genetically speaking) should more properly be called Cro-Magnon.


...The Anglo-Saxons are supposed, by some, to have made a substantial contribution to the genetic makeup of England, but in Sykes's opinion it was under 20 percent of the total, even in southern England.


It's a good read, if 'dry' in places.


It's "British" not "English" @ 20112011/04/21 07:18:08


Post by: Ratius


How could the Irishman get captured by the SS when the Irish didnt fight against them, and possibly assisted them?

Seriously. How the feth can you be "neutral" against THE NAZI MENACE?

Ive got no respect for this neutral BS, i prefer my enemies that picked the other side of the fence more than those wishy washy neutral fethers..

And dont even start me on the Spaniards!


You are trolling right?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 13:32:35


Post by: helgrenze


Albatross wrote:
* The genetic makeup of Britain and Ireland is overwhelmingly what it has been since the Neolithic period and to a very considerable extent since the Mesolithic period, especially in the female line, i.e. those people, who in time would become identified as British Celts (culturally speaking), but who (genetically speaking) should more properly be called Cro-Magnon.



So wait..... Brits are really Cro-mags? no wonder folks don't want to identify as "english decent".


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 13:32:50


Post by: Albatross


About what? Irish sympathy for the Nazis?

I suggest looking up the 'Blueshirt' movement - some of their membership were ardent fascists. On the flip-side of that coin, it's pretty widely-accepted that the IRA assisted the Nazis...


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helgrenze wrote:
Albatross wrote:
* The genetic makeup of Britain and Ireland is overwhelmingly what it has been since the Neolithic period and to a very considerable extent since the Mesolithic period, especially in the female line, i.e. those people, who in time would become identified as British Celts (culturally speaking), but who (genetically speaking) should more properly be called Cro-Magnon.



So wait..... Brits are really Cro-mags? no wonder folks don't want to identify as "english decent".




You are aware that we're all, as humans, descended from Cro-Magnon man, yeah?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 13:40:45


Post by: ChrisWWII


Technically we're all Cro-Magnons, as Cro-Magnons are classified Homo Sapiens Sapiens as opposed to their relatives Homo Sapiens Neanderthalis.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 13:44:32


Post by: Albatross


Aye, that may be, but were are physically pretty distinct from them, enough to say that we're 'descended' from them, IMO.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 13:56:00


Post by: Cheesecat


ChrisWWII wrote:Technically we're all Cro-Magnons, as Cro-Magnons are classified Homo Sapiens Sapiens as opposed to their relatives Homo Sapiens Neanderthalis.


Were anatomically identical to Cro-Magnon all they are is an earlier form of Homo Sapiens.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 14:06:34


Post by: Manchu


Alby, what about all that William the Conqueror business? How can you all be Celts with no French blood? Must have just been a lot of Celts ruled by the French (and lately Germans).


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 14:49:05


Post by: MeanGreenStompa


Manchu wrote:Alby, what about all that William the Conqueror business? How can you all be Celts with no French blood? Must have just been a lot of Celts ruled by the French (and lately Germans).


Bear in mind how small conquering armies were in those days.

Basically a couple thousand lads showed up and beat up a couple thousand others, then the peasantry looked up from ploughing mud and working down mines to be told they would belong to a new lord of the land with a funny sounding name, were told to thank god and saint peter they had it so good and then went back to ploughing the mud and working down the mines.

The ruling elites would have changes many times, the actual citizenry far less.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2012/08/19 14:54:57


Post by: Kilkrazy


helgrenze wrote:
Albatross wrote:
* The genetic makeup of Britain and Ireland is overwhelmingly what it has been since the Neolithic period and to a very considerable extent since the Mesolithic period, especially in the female line, i.e. those people, who in time would become identified as British Celts (culturally speaking), but who (genetically speaking) should more properly be called Cro-Magnon.



So wait..... Brits are really Cro-mags? no wonder folks don't want to identify as "english decent".


You're kidding, right?

Cro-magnons were the supermen of prehistoric cavemen. Modern homo sapiens is a weak, degenerate version with less robust physique and smaller cranial capacity.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 14:59:41


Post by: ChrisWWII


Albatross wrote:Aye, that may be, but were are physically pretty distinct from them, enough to say that we're 'descended' from them, IMO.


Technically we're anatomically identical to Cro-Magnon man, they are considered the first 'modern' human beings, if I recall my old anthropology reading.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 15:04:14


Post by: Albatross


Cheesecat wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:Technically we're all Cro-Magnons, as Cro-Magnons are classified Homo Sapiens Sapiens as opposed to their relatives Homo Sapiens Neanderthalis.


Were anatomically identical to Cro-Magnon all they are is an earlier form of Homo Sapiens.


...so not the current form? So...different then?

MeanGreenStompa wrote:Bear in mind how small conquering armies were in those days.

Basically a couple thousand lads showed up and beat up a couple thousand others, then the peasantry looked up from ploughing mud and working down mines to be told they would belong to a new lord of the land with a funny sounding name, were told to thank god and saint peter they had it so good and then went back to ploughing the mud and working down the mines.

The ruling elites would have changes many times, the actual citizenry far less.

Yeah, Manchu - pretty much this. In the book I cited, the guy talks about how the image of Viking 'rape-and-pillage' that so excites teenage boys (for example) is probably largely inaccurate, and that there is evidence that they brought their wives with them when they settled here, meaning that interbreeding was likely to be much lower than originally thought. It's the culture that is impacted in the most meaningful ways - the genetic make-up, less so.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 15:19:32


Post by: Ratius


About what? Irish sympathy for the Nazis?

I suggest looking up the 'Blueshirt' movement - some of their membership were ardent fascists. On the flip-side of that coin, it's pretty widely-accepted that the IRA assisted the Nazis...


Neither of those facts are in dispute.

However they do not back up the implied and rather sweeping psuedo statement of
Irish sympathy for the Nazis?


A trite dip into recent history reveals much more then a few morons beating a drum (bluehirts not the IRA) who had Nazi sympathies.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/the-royals-and-the-nazis-486584.html

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-15924727-touchy-subject-of-royal-links-with-nazi-germany.do

Shall we root out every pro nazi source from every country involved in WW2?

Keep the implied generalisations to a minimum please



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 15:34:04


Post by: Albatross


Ratius wrote:
About what? Irish sympathy for the Nazis?

I suggest looking up the 'Blueshirt' movement - some of their membership were ardent fascists. On the flip-side of that coin, it's pretty widely-accepted that the IRA assisted the Nazis...


Neither of those facts are in dispute.

So there was some Irish sympathy for the Nazi party then, yes?

However they do not back up the implied and rather sweeping psuedo statement of
Irish sympathy for the Nazis?

Feel free to draw whatever implications you like, but if I said 'during WWII, all Irish were Nazi sympathisers' you should have no difficulty in quoting that part of my post. The button's right there. Go nuts.


A trite dip into recent history reveals much more then a few morons beating a drum (bluehirts not the IRA)...

Oh, of course! We simply MUSN'T say anything negative about the IRA! Wow.

They actively aided German spies, you know...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/the-royals-and-the-nazis-486584.html

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-15924727-touchy-subject-of-royal-links-with-nazi-germany.do

Shall we root out every pro nazi source from every country involved in WW2?

Keep the implied generalisations to a minimum please


You're pretty touchy about this, aren't you?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 15:45:08


Post by: Ratius


Not at all but one gets a feel for certain posters upon browsing a forum section for so long.
You'll forgive me if I decline to engage you further, I can see exactly where this is going.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 18:08:51


Post by: ph34r


Guitardian wrote:seriously brits, it's United Statesians, not Americans.. you're going to make the people of Argentina cry.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 20:48:26


Post by: Henners91


Didn't the Irish shelter U-Boats?

Manchu wrote:Alby, what about all that William the Conqueror business? How can you all be Celts with no French blood? Must have just been a lot of Celts ruled by the French (and lately Germans).


If you come over as a conquering class to establish a new upper strata to rule society, you do not breed with the Natives.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/19 20:50:10


Post by: Ketara


Henners91 wrote:Didn't the Irish shelter U-Boats?


Urban myth. There's a few eyewitness accounts, but very little evidence to ever show this to eb true.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 04:10:46


Post by: Albatross


Ratius wrote:Not at all but one gets a feel for certain posters upon browsing a forum section for so long.

What? You feel I'm anti-Irish? That's hilarious.

You'll forgive me if I decline to engage you further, I can see exactly where this is going.

I don't really recall asking for your opinion on anything in the first place, so fine.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 07:00:34


Post by: Bromsy


Snap


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:18:20


Post by: chromedog


What's the difference between British and Scottish or Welsh?

When they win, they are British.
When they lose, they are (Scots, Welsh).



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:37:45


Post by: Albatross


Truth!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:42:43


Post by: loki old fart


Henners91 wrote:That wouldn't go down very well either...

A lot of people seem to think that Great Britain is a continent altogether seperate.

The same phools that vote UKIP.


No worse than a fool who can't spell fools


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Ketara wrote:I dunno. Welshmen are as gaelic as the Scots or Irish.

And anyone calling me European can feck right off.


Surely you mean celts not gaelic


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:53:07


Post by: The_Savior


Judging how... you British/Scot/Welsh/(insert appropriate racial/cultural term) claim whom you are.

I am indeed then a Texan, but let's face it I won't be a "Texan" in your eyes, just as much as I wouldn't claim for you to be British/Scot/Welsh and just call you European.

But I do call Europeans as their proper terms. I know a Scotsman isn't European he's a Scot, as well as a Welshman is in fact Welsh.

I just would like to know, do y'all give the same distinguished terms for us from different states of America? Or are we simply American?

A little history: Some Texans seem glorified, we were our own country at one point. And when we say Texan we take pride because we actually do stand out from the states; even if only a little.
(In before, Lolz Texan? Bush is Texan.) > Bush isn't genuinely Texan he was born in Connecticut and is of primarily English and German descent, and also has distant Welsh, Irish, French and Scottish ancestry.

Anyways... what I'm getting at is, do other people distinguish others all over the world or only in Europe?

I'd also like to note, I'm getting at we shouldn't judge people based on the majority and generalization of their fellow people.
I know we're all different, but just because we're from a certain place doesn't mean we're lesser or greater than someone else.
Although... some people would claim otherwise.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:55:44


Post by: reds8n


The_Savior wrote:

I just would like to know, do y'all give the same distinguished terms for us from different states of America? Or are we simply American?
.



"Colonials"


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 10:59:21


Post by: SilverMK2


reds8n wrote:
The_Savior wrote:

I just would like to know, do y'all give the same distinguished terms for us from different states of America? Or are we simply American?
.



"Colonials"


Damn filthy rebels and traitors more like


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 11:11:22


Post by: The_Savior


Except, I'm not from the Colony states nor am I of Anglo-Saxon Descent.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 11:35:10


Post by: SilverMK2


The_Savior wrote:Except, I'm not from the Colony states nor am I of Anglo-Saxon Descent.


Guilt by association my friend... guilt by association.

Your only hope is to cooperate with agents of the Crown as and when the times comes for reintegration.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 11:40:59


Post by: The_Savior


I see... that's why I go by this.

This is only the land of the free, as long as it's the home of the brave.
We are all born into slavery, but I refuse to die that way.
I refuse to die!

If I'm associated against my own will, and must cooperate to a Tyrannical force, but choose no to...

I guess, I'd have no choice but to fight, and regardless if I fail. I died for what I feel is a just cause.

Must be easy being from another country, huh?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 11:45:38


Post by: Ratius


What? You feel I'm anti-Irish? That's hilarious.


Not at all my little forum warrior, nowhere did I state or even imply that


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 11:49:21


Post by: Kilkrazy


Speaking for myself, while I am aware that there are cultural differences between a native Texan, New Englander and Californian, for examples, the differences are less important than the similarities.

Same language, same national media, same currency, same large businesses.

Compare it to Europe where culture and language are very different depending on country of birth.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:00:08


Post by: reds8n


The_Savior wrote:

I am indeed then a Texan,


Incidentally, I hope you and all other Dakka members from that region are doing alright with regards to the fires in that region.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378816/Texas-burning-border-border-Million-acres-scorched-wildfires-blaze-week.html

didn't even know this was going on until today, can't quite get my head around the concept of a million acres being burnt and, seemingly it not being exactly a massive deal, but best wishes to all those there anyway. [/hijack]



while I am aware that there are cultural differences between a native Texan, New Englander and Californian, for examples, the differences are less important than the similarities.


Quite. If anything I'd only really make any difference with regards to their immediate location -- farm, city, town etc etc than any specific quirks or traits due to their state.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:06:23


Post by: The_Savior


To be honest, about the WILDFIRES. I was even aware or informed of this until last night, when friends from other states told me.

I think it's because it's nowhere close (and because I don't check the news), and wildfires are common, let me check where it's at... (Googling)

Okay I see it hit a massive area, but not exactly near my area.

I live in the Southern area near the Gulf Coast of Mexico.

Thanks for your concern though. I would hate to have been part of that experience. It's never funny to watch things burn with malcontent.

Especially when you live in a town of only 700 people. My little home is worth protecting. When we get fires everyone comes out to help put it out. Since, my town is covered in brush, and trust me the lack of rain doesn't help. :/


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:09:02


Post by: Ketara


I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:14:22


Post by: The_Savior


Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


You're kidding right?

Maybe because you don't live around here. We have different accents and looks.

Actually in Texas you can tell who's not from Texas, and who's from different areas in Texas.

If you really think all Americans do the same exact thing, you need to come down here and visit.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:16:00


Post by: Frazzled


SilverMK2 wrote:
The_Savior wrote:Except, I'm not from the Colony states nor am I of Anglo-Saxon Descent.


Guilt by association my friend... guilt by association.

Your only hope is to cooperate with agents of the Crown as and when the times comes for reintegration.

Wait which crown? This is formerly Spanish and French territory not steenking Engleshhhh. Now go away or we shall taunt you with our superior cuisine and proper dental hygiene you island booys.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:17:12


Post by: The_Savior


Frazzled wrote:
SilverMK2 wrote:
The_Savior wrote:Except, I'm not from the Colony states nor am I of Anglo-Saxon Descent.


Guilt by association my friend... guilt by association.

Your only hope is to cooperate with agents of the Crown as and when the times comes for reintegration.

Wait which crown? This is formerly Spanish and French territory not steenking Engleshhhh. Now go away or we shall taunt you with our superior cuisine and proper dental hygiene you island booys.



Thanks for the support.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:19:10


Post by: SilverMK2


Frazzled wrote:Wait which crown? This is formerly Spanish and French territory not steenking Engleshhhh. Now go away or we shall taunt you with our superior cuisine and proper dental hygiene you island booys.


England lays claim to all land an territory, even that where no Englishman has reigned.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:23:17


Post by: Frazzled


Kilkrazy wrote:Speaking for myself, while I am aware that there are cultural differences between a native Texan, New Englander and Californian, for examples, the differences are less important than the similarities.

Same language, same national media, same currency, same large businesses.

Compare it to Europe where culture and language are very different depending on country of birth.


Oh contraire...



Automatically Appended Next Post:
The_Savior wrote:To be honest, about the WILDFIRES. I was even aware or informed of this until last night, when friends from other states told me.

I think it's because it's nowhere close (and because I don't check the news), and wildfires are common, let me check where it's at... (Googling)

Okay I see it hit a massive area, but not exactly near my area.

I live in the Southern area near the Gulf Coast of Mexico.

Thanks for your concern though. I would hate to have been part of that experience. It's never funny to watch things burn with malcontent.

Especially when you live in a town of only 700 people. My little home is worth protecting. When we get fires everyone comes out to help put it out. Since, my town is covered in brush, and trust me the lack of rain doesn't help. :/


A million acres, no big deal. Its a little smokey, but hey it beats Los Angeles smog.


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SilverMK2 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Wait which crown? This is formerly Spanish and French territory not steenking Engleshhhh. Now go away or we shall taunt you with our superior cuisine and proper dental hygiene you island booys.


England lays claim to all land an territory, even that where no Englishman has reigned.


My relatives disabused you of that philosophy in 1814.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:27:14


Post by: reds8n


A million acres, no big deal


A pertinent summary of at least some of the differences atwixt our cultures/perceptions shaped thereby.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:27:44


Post by: The_Savior


Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:
The_Savior wrote:To be honest, about the WILDFIRES. I was even aware or informed of this until last night, when friends from other states told me.

I think it's because it's nowhere close (and because I don't check the news), and wildfires are common, let me check where it's at... (Googling)

Okay I see it hit a massive area, but not exactly near my area.

I live in the Southern area near the Gulf Coast of Mexico.

Thanks for your concern though. I would hate to have been part of that experience. It's never funny to watch things burn with malcontent.

Especially when you live in a town of only 700 people. My little home is worth protecting. When we get fires everyone comes out to help put it out. Since, my town is covered in brush, and trust me the lack of rain doesn't help. :/


A million acres, no big deal. Its a little smokey, but hey it beats Los Angeles smog.


How many times has this happened now? I think that's also a reason I didn't pay no mind to it.

I mean Texas is huge, and probably most of the areas burned where just flat, uninhabited plains anyways. I think the news said only about 170 homes were lost.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:30:49


Post by: chromedog


Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.


I do this too. It works better on the wimminz though. Probably because I look at them more.
As for telling seppos apart, that's an accent thing. I can tell Texans apart from Massachussets-ians, Noo Yawkers, N'awlinites, Californians (both so-cal and nor-cal),Georgians and Minnesotans. Can even tell Canuckians (Torontonians and Vancouverians) apart.

Even works on Kiwis. I can tell North Islanders from South Islanders, and what area of that island they are from, purely by accent and idioms.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:31:02


Post by: SilverMK2


Frazzled wrote:My relatives disabused you of that philosophy in 1814.


We are just biding our time. Building up our strategic tea reserves ready for the next big push.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:33:43


Post by: The_Savior


SilverMK2 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:My relatives disabused you of that philosophy in 1814.


We are just biding our time. Building up our strategic tea reserves ready for the next big push.


Nice!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:35:59


Post by: Frazzled



Quite. If anything I'd only really make any difference with regards to their immediate location -- farm, city, town etc etc than any specific quirks or traits due to their state.



Forgive them lord, for they know not what they say.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:37:24


Post by: ChrisWWII


Ketara wrote:
Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


Excuse me! I have, like, a totally different accent from those people in, like, New England, and like Texas and stuff. We Californians have a HELLA different accent and diction from like, the rest of the, like country.

Bear in mind that despite, like, studying in the UK, you all are still, like, 'Brits' to me.

Oh and, like, HELLA viva le revolution, dudes! \m/(^_^)



P.S.

God that was painful to write, we Californian still have a hella different accent though.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:38:05


Post by: Frazzled


The_Savior wrote:
Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:
The_Savior wrote:To be honest, about the WILDFIRES. I was even aware or informed of this until last night, when friends from other states told me.

I think it's because it's nowhere close (and because I don't check the news), and wildfires are common, let me check where it's at... (Googling)

Okay I see it hit a massive area, but not exactly near my area.

I live in the Southern area near the Gulf Coast of Mexico.

Thanks for your concern though. I would hate to have been part of that experience. It's never funny to watch things burn with malcontent.

Especially when you live in a town of only 700 people. My little home is worth protecting. When we get fires everyone comes out to help put it out. Since, my town is covered in brush, and trust me the lack of rain doesn't help. :/


A million acres, no big deal. Its a little smokey, but hey it beats Los Angeles smog.


How many times has this happened now? I think that's also a reason I didn't pay no mind to it.

I mean Texas is huge, and probably most of the areas burned where just flat, uninhabited plains anyways. I think the news said only about 170 homes were lost.


Mostly Permian basin land. Fires go through there every year, but we're in the middle of a drought with decent winds which has really picked it up. This will probably go through until we get the remnants of a hurricane go through the area.


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SilverMK2 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:My relatives disabused you of that philosophy in 1814.


We are just biding our time. Building up our strategic tea reserves ready for the next big push.


And thats why you'll lose Engleesh. No one drinks British tea here but hippy tree huggers. Tecquila > tea


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:40:19


Post by: The_Savior


Frazzled wrote:
The_Savior wrote:
Frazzled wrote:

Automatically Appended Next Post:
The_Savior wrote:To be honest, about the WILDFIRES. I was even aware or informed of this until last night, when friends from other states told me.

I think it's because it's nowhere close (and because I don't check the news), and wildfires are common, let me check where it's at... (Googling)

Okay I see it hit a massive area, but not exactly near my area.

I live in the Southern area near the Gulf Coast of Mexico.

Thanks for your concern though. I would hate to have been part of that experience. It's never funny to watch things burn with malcontent.

Especially when you live in a town of only 700 people. My little home is worth protecting. When we get fires everyone comes out to help put it out. Since, my town is covered in brush, and trust me the lack of rain doesn't help. :/


A million acres, no big deal. Its a little smokey, but hey it beats Los Angeles smog.


How many times has this happened now? I think that's also a reason I didn't pay no mind to it.

I mean Texas is huge, and probably most of the areas burned where just flat, uninhabited plains anyways. I think the news said only about 170 homes were lost.


Mostly Permian basin land. Fires go through there every year, but we're in the middle of a drought with decent winds which has really picked it up. This will probably go through until we get the remnants of a hurricane go through the area.


Isn't already dying down anyways?

I think the weathered changed recently to our favor. That or I misread something.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:42:25


Post by: reds8n


ChrisWWII wrote:

Excuse me! I have, like, a totally different accent from those people in, like, New England, and like Texas and stuff.


To your ears.

To our, clearly, more refined, cultured inbred lugs, you all just sound "wrong".

But it's not your fault, we understand and forgive you.

Except for the cheese in a can thing, some sins are so monstrous, such an affront to the very fabric of nature and naked morality that they can never be forgotten.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:43:35


Post by: The_Savior


reds8n wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:

Excuse me! I have, like, a totally different accent from those people in, like, New England, and like Texas and stuff.


To your ears.

To our, clearly, more refined, cultured inbred lugs, you all just sound "wrong".

But it's not your fault, we understand and forgive you.

Except for the cheese in a can thing, some sins are so monstrous, such an affront to the very fabric of nature and naked morality that they can never be forgotten.


What are lugs?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:46:50


Post by: SilverMK2


Frazzled wrote:And thats why you'll lose Engleesh. No one drinks British tea here but hippy tree huggers. Tecquila > tea


Yes, we have had trouble shipping tea to our advanced staging areas due to the burger blockades surrounding your major transport arteries


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:47:47


Post by: reds8n


Your 10 speed gears.

Or, perhaps for you, your "Britneys".


Spoiler:
ears


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:48:04


Post by: SilverMK2


The_Savior wrote:What are lugs?


"Lug holes" AKA ears.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 12:48:17


Post by: Frazzled


SilverMK2 wrote:
Frazzled wrote:And thats why you'll lose Engleesh. No one drinks British tea here but hippy tree huggers. Tecquila > tea


Yes, we have had trouble shipping tea to our advanced staging areas due to the burger blockades surrounding your major transport arteries


And our internal arteries as well.


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reds8n wrote:
ChrisWWII wrote:

Excuse me! I have, like, a totally different accent from those people in, like, New England, and like Texas and stuff.


To your ears.

To our, clearly, more refined, cultured inbred lugs, you all just sound "wrong".

But it's not your fault, we understand and forgive you.

Except for the cheese in a can thing, some sins are so monstrous, such an affront to the very fabric of nature and naked morality that they can never be forgotten.


Actually much of California has very interesting accents. Don't get trippedup by the surfer accent. Much of Southern California actually has a Mexican or Central American accent. In San Fran you'll find a lot of foreign accents as well.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:00:49


Post by: reds8n


But surfers come from Australia !?

You guys don't surf, your big hats would fall off and your horses, whilst well trained aren't that clever. !



.. yeah, I can pick up on different American accents, it's more there's only a few -- maybe New York, California way and "Southern drawl" -- that I would feel even vaguely confident of recognising or identifying.

I guess that's mainly due to TV/movies. It seems to work t'other way round as well. I once spent a great night out with a few septics and we bumped into two mates of mine, one who was a scouser and the other was from Govan region of Glasgow. We had a couple of swifties with them and moved on at which point my american guests revealed they ahdn't understood a single word either of them had said.

Which, upon reflection, is quite understandable indeed, a lot of british people would struggle with their brogue too.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:06:11


Post by: htj


It's somehow comforting that this thread exists. Its topic, nay much of its content, was a key player in my internet infancy, so many years ago. It's nice to see that we've still not quite managed to reach an agreement.

I can normally pick up on accents from Georgia and Texas, New York and Boston, and rural and urban Canada, differentiating between the two in all cases. Otherwise I'm stuffed. Still, it's a fun party trick that makes Canadians surprisingly grateful. Bless their little cotton socks.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:22:28


Post by: Sir Pseudonymous


The_Savior wrote:
Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


You're kidding right?

Maybe because you don't live around here. We have different accents and looks.

Actually in Texas you can tell who's not from Texas, and who's from different areas in Texas.

If you really think all Americans do the same exact thing, you need to come down here and visit.

To be fair, there is one predominant dialect found in popular culture, that most people end up assimilating. Even local slang seems to be found everywhere to varying degrees, due to people moving around, and the extremely interconnected culture that's developing.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:31:24


Post by: Ketara


Sir Pseudonymous wrote:
The_Savior wrote:
Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


You're kidding right?

Maybe because you don't live around here. We have different accents and looks.

Actually in Texas you can tell who's not from Texas, and who's from different areas in Texas.

If you really think all Americans do the same exact thing, you need to come down here and visit.

To be fair, there is one predominant dialect found in popular culture, that most people end up assimilating. Even local slang seems to be found everywhere to varying degrees, due to people moving around, and the extremely interconnected culture that's developing.


I'm honest. I've met Americans from all over the place here at uni, from New York to Chicago to Utah. I can't tell the difference in the accents. I can identify, 'This is an American accent', but I can't tell regional dialects apart. You all have the same twang.

Interestingly enough, I can tell a Canadian apart from an American, but that's only because they pronounce certain words the English way. In terms of tone, they sound like Americans I tend to find.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:40:20


Post by: Henners91


The_Savior wrote:Judging how... you British/Scot/Welsh/(insert appropriate racial/cultural term) claim whom you are.

I am indeed then a Texan, but let's face it I won't be a "Texan" in your eyes, just as much as I wouldn't claim for you to be British/Scot/Welsh and just call you European.

But I do call Europeans as their proper terms. I know a Scotsman isn't European he's a Scot, as well as a Welshman is in fact Welsh.

I just would like to know, do y'all give the same distinguished terms for us from different states of America? Or are we simply American?

A little history: Some Texans seem glorified, we were our own country at one point. And when we say Texan we take pride because we actually do stand out from the states; even if only a little.
(In before, Lolz Texan? Bush is Texan.) > Bush isn't genuinely Texan he was born in Connecticut and is of primarily English and German descent, and also has distant Welsh, Irish, French and Scottish ancestry.

Anyways... what I'm getting at is, do other people distinguish others all over the world or only in Europe?

I'd also like to note, I'm getting at we shouldn't judge people based on the majority and generalization of their fellow people.
I know we're all different, but just because we're from a certain place doesn't mean we're lesser or greater than someone else.
Although... some people would claim otherwise.


Europe isn't a nation. America is. Ergo a Briton, despite being European, retains his British nationality.

So sorry, you're an American in my eyes at least ;P Though I do understand how much Texans pride themselves on... being Texan... 'Remember the Alamo' 'n' all that.

And I'd like to think there has been no implication of supposed superiority in this thread yet

@Frazzled, regarding 1814...

Peace was already signed... PEACE WAS ALREADY SIGNED! It made no difference! Yeah! *goes and plugs fingers in ears*


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:48:34


Post by: Frazzled


Henners91 wrote:
The_Savior wrote:Judging how... you British/Scot/Welsh/(insert appropriate racial/cultural term) claim whom you are.

I am indeed then a Texan, but let's face it I won't be a "Texan" in your eyes, just as much as I wouldn't claim for you to be British/Scot/Welsh and just call you European.

But I do call Europeans as their proper terms. I know a Scotsman isn't European he's a Scot, as well as a Welshman is in fact Welsh.

I just would like to know, do y'all give the same distinguished terms for us from different states of America? Or are we simply American?

A little history: Some Texans seem glorified, we were our own country at one point. And when we say Texan we take pride because we actually do stand out from the states; even if only a little.
(In before, Lolz Texan? Bush is Texan.) > Bush isn't genuinely Texan he was born in Connecticut and is of primarily English and German descent, and also has distant Welsh, Irish, French and Scottish ancestry.

Anyways... what I'm getting at is, do other people distinguish others all over the world or only in Europe?

I'd also like to note, I'm getting at we shouldn't judge people based on the majority and generalization of their fellow people.
I know we're all different, but just because we're from a certain place doesn't mean we're lesser or greater than someone else.
Although... some people would claim otherwise.


Europe isn't a nation. America is. Ergo a Briton, despite being European, retains his British nationality.

So sorry, you're an American in my eyes at least ;P Though I do understand how much Texans pride themselves on... being Texan... 'Remember the Alamo' 'n' all that.

And I'd like to think there has been no implication of supposed superiority in this thread yet

@Frazzled, regarding 1814...

Peace was already signed... PEACE WAS ALREADY SIGNED! It made no difference! Yeah! *goes and plugs fingers in ears*


It aint over until WE say its over...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:49:03


Post by: Cheesecat


Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


How can you not know the difference between a New Yorker accent and the Californian? Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:52:49


Post by: Ratius


Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.


Wasnt the Stallion from Philly though?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:55:33


Post by: Ketara


Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


How can you not know the difference between a New Yorker accent and the Californian? Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.



It's mainly because I've never had a particularly wide sample at one specific time. I tend to meet Americans on their own, or in groups of people from the same area. Not only that, its enough of an oddity that its not an everyday thing, so I don't have a fixed memory of precisely what the last person sounded like. All I remember is the twang that they all share. So as a result, I can identify an American, but not regional differences.

And I suspect I'm not alone in this. Someone from Berlin can probably tell the difference between them and someone from Hamburg. A Japanese person can tell the difference between someone from Tokyo and someone from Osaka. But to the casual outsider who doesn't interact on a regular basis with people from different regions of the country, they sound identical.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 13:57:31


Post by: Cheesecat


Ratius wrote:
Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.


Wasnt the Stallion from Philly though?


Feth, I always pictured everyone in New York sounding like Rocky or Mafia members didn't realize he was from Philly.

Warning NSFW.
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It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:01:08


Post by: Ratius


You had me second guessing my favourite film there!


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:03:02


Post by: Cheesecat


Ketara wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


How can you not know the difference between a New Yorker accent and the Californian? Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.



It's mainly because I've never had a particularly wide sample at one specific time. I tend to meet Americans on their own, or in groups of people from the same area. Not only that, its enough of an oddity that its not an everyday thing, so I don't have a fixed memory of precisely what the last person sounded like. All I remember is the twang that they all share. So as a result, I can identify an American, but not regional differences.

And I suspect I'm not alone in this. Someone from Berlin can probably tell the difference between them and someone from Hamburg. A Japanese person can tell the difference between someone from Tokyo and someone from Osaka. But to the casual outsider who doesn't interact on a regular basis with people from different regions of the country, they sound identical.


Well Canadians and American (except New Yorkers and southerners of course) English is popular with people trying to learn English because we have no accent, unlike the UK.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:03:42


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Americans have no accent? You are joking right?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:06:21


Post by: Cheesecat


corpsesarefun wrote:Americans have no accent? You are joking right?


Certain parts do, but most people consider Americans and Canadians accent-less.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:09:17


Post by: Frazzled


Cheesecat wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Americans have no accent? You are joking right?


Certain parts do, but most people consider Americans and Canadians accent-less.


Central Canada and the central USA. Canada has plenty of accents eh? Oh ya...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:10:17


Post by: SilverMK2


Frazzled wrote:Canada has plenty of accents eh? Oh ya...


Is that because of all the missing teeth through Ice Hockey "incidents" (AKA matches)?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:11:52


Post by: Henners91


You have... an American accent.

Perhaps saying you have less *variation* might make more sense lol.


But I insist the 'default' middle class English accent is perfection. Perhaps because it is mine.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:11:59


Post by: Frazzled


Canada has:
-French accent
-the Minnesota type accent
-the hard scotia type accents

The Toronto type accent though is pretty light, and frankly boring




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Here's the accent I was most used to for years:


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:16:10


Post by: Cheesecat


The only places in Canada that has unique accents are Quebec and Newfoundland.

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It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:19:33


Post by: Ketara


Cheesecat wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Americans have no accent? You are joking right?


Certain parts do, but most people consider Americans and Canadians accent-less.


Who are these 'most people'? When living in Africa, everyone there tried to speak the Queens English, and so do all my Dutch and Chinese friends.

Americans have a very distinct twang, and the English have a drawl. There's no such thing as an 'accent-less' way of speaking a language.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 14:40:59


Post by: Albatross


If he means 'regional accents', then he's still wrong....


There are very definite regional accents in the States - to my ears, a Texan sounds totally different to someone from say, Boston. I can obviously still identify both as American, but they are very distinctive accents.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:03:54


Post by: ChrisWWII





Just listen to all the different American accents and tell me there's no difference.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:13:58


Post by: Kilkrazy


Ketara wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.


How can you not know the difference between a New Yorker accent and the Californian? Just listen to Rocky Balboa if you don't know what a Brooklyn accent sounds like.



It's mainly because I've never had a particularly wide sample at one specific time. I tend to meet Americans on their own, or in groups of people from the same area. Not only that, its enough of an oddity that its not an everyday thing, so I don't have a fixed memory of precisely what the last person sounded like. All I remember is the twang that they all share. So as a result, I can identify an American, but not regional differences.

And I suspect I'm not alone in this. Someone from Berlin can probably tell the difference between them and someone from Hamburg. A Japanese person can tell the difference between someone from Tokyo and someone from Osaka. But to the casual outsider who doesn't interact on a regular basis with people from different regions of the country, they sound identical.


I can tell people from Shitamachi (downtown) Tokyo from people from the wider metropolis, but that's only because I know what clues to listen for.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:14:33


Post by: Ketara


The fact that I've never heard anyone speak like her two english accents does not give me confidence in her general accuracy. As an Englishman, she sounds like someone mashing together two stereotypes and hoping it fits (AKA, the 'posh' voice and the 'cockney')

And honestly? Bar the Brooklyn and Texan accents, which varied ever so slightly, I couldn't really differentiate between the others very well.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:24:06


Post by: ChrisWWII


As an American I can vouch for the accuracy of her Californian accent, and there is an EXTREMELY small but still audible distinction between the Californian and Seattlite accent. Of course, she is an actor, so she's likely playing up the accents for effect, but I have heard people from New York who sound like her Brooklyn accent.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:34:02


Post by: The_Savior


Okay, on the 21 Accent video, that Texan accent is stereotypical like no one talks like that at all. Like, that's all movie and pop-culture dribble.

God, that's like a pet-peeve of mine.

But I reckon dat der woman, knows how we sounds like around deez hur parts.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:42:57


Post by: biccat


The_Savior wrote:Okay, on the 21 Accent video, that Texan accent is stereotypical like no one talks like that at all. Like, that's all movie and pop-culture dribble.

God, that's like a pet-peeve of mine.

But I reckon dat der woman, knows how we sounds like around deez hur parts.


Aren't you supposed to end all of your sentences with "Pardner"?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:43:07


Post by: halonachos


Its rather easy Ketara.

Northerners tend to talk fast, southerners tend to talk slow(hence the term 'southern drawl and the joke about the Confederacy losing the civil war because the generals couldn't give orders fast enough).

Different regions have different sayings too. "Turned up missing" tends to be a Carolinian kind of thing to say while 'dontcha know' tends to be a Minnesota or Wisconsin area thing to say, along with the phrase 'eh'. Yeah, you think that Canadians say 'eh' but its really the north mid west.

Brooklyn accents and Texan accents are easy to pick out, people from New England also talk funny.
Imagine the phrase "Park the car in Harvard Yard" being pronounced as "pahk the cahr in Hahvahd Yahd" or you could watch 'Family Guy' its all the same.

The people who live in the mountains also have their own accent, which sounds a little bit more nasally than a southern accent. Then there's the all important 'Valley Girl' accents, which is the best accent to use to mock someone.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:46:11


Post by: mattyrm


Thanks to the military and mixing and training with Yanks, plus living in the US, I can tell them apart, I can tell NY, from New England, and valley girls.. and even Northern and Southern California to some degree.

But more importantly, I fething love cheese in a can.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:49:10


Post by: halonachos


mattyrm wrote:Thanks to the military and mixing and training with Yanks, plus living in the US, I can tell them apart, I can tell NY, from New England, and valley girls.. and even Northern and Southern California to some degree.

But more importantly, I fething love cheese in a can.


You can also get it in a tub.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:49:59


Post by: Ketara


Ah, but the thing is halo, you and all the other American chaps can point all the distinctions you like.
The simple fact is though, I still can't tell you apart.

And Savior says people in Texas don't actually talk like that. So that gives us three wrong stereotype accents so far. I think that pretty much discounts that video as any kind of real evidence to me....although again, bar the Brooklyn and Texas (one of which is now said to be false), I wouldn't be able to differentiate between any of the other american ones she did anyway.

I'd be interested to see her try a South African accent. It's quite difficult to wrap your tongue around.



It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 16:52:19


Post by: ChrisWWII


I still say that she's using stereotypical accents on purpouse.

Ah well, I can't tell the British accents apart from 'posh', 'cockney', 'Glaswegian', and 'Scottish'. My friend from Swansea insists that there is such a thing as a Welsh accent, but I can't hear it at all, so I guess I can't get too peeved that the Brits can't tell our American accents apart.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:02:03


Post by: Ketara


ChrisWWII wrote:I still say that she's using stereotypical accents on purpouse.

Ah well, I can't tell the British accents apart from 'posh', 'cockney', 'Glaswegian', and 'Scottish'. My friend from Swansea insists that there is such a thing as a Welsh accent, but I can't hear it at all, so I guess I can't get too peeved that the Brits can't tell our American accents apart.


But.,...but.....a Liverpool accent and a London accent sound COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! *rage*

The welsh are easy to distinguish due to the lack of vowels and that you can't tell where one sentence ends and the other begins due to the speed at which they talk.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:05:14


Post by: halonachos


Found a video of an english guy getting it mostly right I think.

Link


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:07:02


Post by: kronk


I mistakenly asked an English woman I shared an elevator ride if her accent was Australian.

Now I know just to ask "What a pretty accent. Where are you from?"


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:08:04


Post by: halonachos


I thought a Scottish guy was from Australia and I also thought an Australian was from Scotland. I was very confused and not just because they were my physics and Calculus 3 teachers.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:09:28


Post by: ChrisWWII


Ketara wrote:
But.,...but.....a Liverpool accent and a London accent sound COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! *rage*

The welsh are easy to distinguish due to the lack of vowels and that you can't tell where one sentence ends and the other begins due to the speed at which they talk.


Now you know how we feel!

See, that kinda sounds like a Brooklyn/New York accent to me. Talking so fast that you have to go 'wait what?' every few minutes to catch up. I have the same reaction to the Glaswegians up here...I can at least understand most Scottish people, but I can almost never understand the glaswegians.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:10:52


Post by: kronk


Having grown up in rural Louisiana and living for 13 years in Houston, Texas, I am aware that I have a thick southern twang in my accent.

However, for work purposes, I have tried to keep my voice more "neutral" so that I'm more easily understood. When I go home for Chirstmas or spend more than 1 day around my family, it takes a few weeks to get that out of my system again.

My third drink of alcohol for the evening also brings back my accent and a goofy grin I can't get rid of...


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:27:19


Post by: Ketara


kronk wrote:I mistakenly asked an English woman I shared an elevator ride if her accent was Australian.

Now I know just to ask "What a pretty accent. Where are you from?"


I started doing the same thing after I started meeting Canadians on a regular basis, and asking them if they were Americans. Canadians really hate being called American, y'know that? It's like calling a Gibraltarian Spanish.

ChrisWWII wrote:
Now you know how we feel!

See, that kinda sounds like a Brooklyn/New York accent to me. Talking so fast that you have to go 'wait what?' every few minutes to catch up. I have the same reaction to the Glaswegians up here...I can at least understand most Scottish people, but I can almost never understand the glaswegians.


Trust me, you'd have a better chance understanding someone from Glasgow than someone from Wales. Like I said, they have a severe shortage of vowels over there, despite the best attempts of the English to import them. Only in Wales do you get places like Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, or Rhosllanerchrugog.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:31:54


Post by: ChrisWWII


Oh, I know. One of my friends speaks Welsh, and she enjoys tormenting all of us by shouting at us in Welsh, and challenging us to say things in Welsh. It makes my head hurt.

I respond by replying in Chinese and berating them over the finer points of Chinese pronounciation.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:48:01


Post by: Ketara


I respond to such things with Yiddish. It's a thoroughly satisfying language to curse in. 'Geh kak afen yam' is one of my favorites, roughly translating as , 'go take a gak in the sea'.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:50:06


Post by: helgrenze


Hmm First, Stallone is not from Philly... he was born in NYC.

Second, I get asked all the time to 1) slow down so others can understand what I am saying, and 2) where I am from because they cannot place my (lack of, imo) accent.

For the record I am Pennsylvanian. Philly born and bred to be specific. Speakers from Pittsburgh sound different to my ears as do folk from Scranton.
Like all accents, its mostly in the words we say and how we use them: "hoagie," "crick," "rilly," "chipped ham," "dippy eggs", "sticky buns," "shoo-fly pie," "lemon sponge pie", and "pocketbook" tend to be identifiers of Pennsylvanians.

Of course, I also have witnessed a "conversation" in So Cal that almost solely used the word "Dude".


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:57:33


Post by: Bromsy


I just wish all you southerners would realize how silly Casserole sounds and start using Hot Dish like civilized folks.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 17:59:17


Post by: The_Savior


kronk wrote:Having grown up in rural Louisiana and living for 13 years in Houston, Texas, I am aware that I have a thick southern twang in my accent.

However, for work purposes, I have tried to keep my voice more "neutral" so that I'm more easily understood. When I go home for Chirstmas or spend more than 1 day around my family, it takes a few weeks to get that out of my system again.

My third drink of alcohol for the evening also brings back my accent and a goofy grin I can't get rid of...


Ain't that the truth pardner

Lolz, the Texan accent is really only in certain areas, it's from older generations. Being as Texas is so big, it has accents from different cultures and people of distinct descent.

Believe it or not the most South Western part of Texas has a lot of German influenced culture and dialect.

It's actually quite easy to distinguish based on area...

South East - South: Heavy Mexican accent.
South East - East: Mid Mexican to Eastern State accents (Valley accent)
South: Mexican/Spanish becomes the first language of most people. (Mexican accent)
South West - South: Mixture of German, Valley, and Mexican (Multi-Cultural accents)
South West - West: Mixture of German, Valley, and Western State Accents. (Mid-Fair accents i.e. French Louisiana being proof of this.)
North West/East - North: Takes accents from all neighboring states and from whomever the persons' descent is from. (Mixed accents)


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:01:24


Post by: Ketara


I think the British government should buy up some big ol' tracts of land in the Texas, and resettle all the chavs over there. See how long it takes their accent to mingle with and twist your own....


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:18:00


Post by: biccat


reds8n wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIhFwLjsQug&feature=related

So everyone from Boston (or should I say, Bastan) was a "scousie"?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:18:28


Post by: Frazzled


Ketara wrote:I think the British government should buy up some big ol' tracts of land in the Texas, and resettle all the chavs over there. See how long it takes their accent to mingle with and twist your own....


Never. They would all be dead in an hour from the heat or making the mistake of messing with people who are fully versed in the right to bear arms and a shovel with which to bury the evidence.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:32:09


Post by: Ketara


You say this as if its a negative thing. Either outcome is perfectly fine by me.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:54:17


Post by: kronk


Chavs. You mean these guys:



Bring them to Sweewater Texas for the Rattlesnake Round up. Tell them to pick up them sticks that are moving and making noise. Problem solved.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 18:58:30


Post by: Frazzled


kronk wrote:Chavs. You mean these guys:



Bring them to Sweewater Texas for the Rattlesnake Round up. Tell them to pick up them sticks that are moving and making noise. Problem solved.


Its like you're my younger brother. As soon as I saw the pic I thought "rattlesnake roundup."


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 19:21:28


Post by: Andrew1975


Come to the midwest home of the Neutral accent. Most American newscasters speak with a neutral midwest accent. We pronounce our words almost spot on phonetically. The English while inventing the language really abuse it. They can't even get their A and R correct. Is it" Ask Monica about her hair" or "Ask Moniker about er aia".


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 19:40:22


Post by: Ketara


The first. Why? How do you pronounce it? The second?


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 20:12:41


Post by: Henners91


ChrisWWII wrote:I still say that she's using stereotypical accents on purpouse.

Ah well, I can't tell the British accents apart from 'posh', 'cockney', 'Glaswegian', and 'Scottish'. My friend from Swansea insists that there is such a thing as a Welsh accent, but I can't hear it at all, so I guess I can't get too peeved that the Brits can't tell our American accents apart.





Notice how he says 'Rachel Stevens is 'urr'


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/20 22:57:06


Post by: Cheesecat


Albatross wrote:If he means 'regional accents', then he's still wrong....


There are very definite regional accents in the States - to my ears, a Texan sounds totally different to someone from say, Boston. I can obviously still identify both as American, but they are very distinctive accents.


I already stated that Southerners and New Yorkers have different accents form the rest of America several times.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/21 17:16:49


Post by: ph34r


Ketara wrote:I can tell a spaniard apart from a Frenchman. I can tell a German apart from a Russian. And I can tell an Italian apart from a Dutchman. Half the time, I can do it purely on phenotype. The rest of the time I can do it on how they dress, the sound of their language, the food they eat, cultural personality quirks and so on.

I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota. Or a Californian apart from someone from New York.

Unfortunately, Americans all look and sound like one big homogenous mass to the rest of the world. You look the same, sound the same, and behave the same.
Haha, that's funny. Americans can definitely tell apart the regions that other Americans are from. Most can also tell where different Europeans come from.

It's too bad you can't tell a Californian apart from a New Yorker. It's a pretty massive difference.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/21 17:21:55


Post by: Ketara


Possibly, possibly. But I wouldn't know that. I've met people from California. I've met people from New York. But the key is, never at the same time. Possibly, if you put the two together, I'd be able to discern some modicum of difference. But as both share the twang, that's what I use as my identification sign for an American. I can't differentiate any further than that.

*shrugs*

I'm sure I'll somehow learn to live with this crippling disability of mine though.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/21 17:25:01


Post by: kronk


If I heard just a Scottsman speak, or just an Irishman speak, or just an Englishman speak, I wouldn't know where they were from other than part of the UK. If I heard all three talking, I'd know they were different and could possibly pick their origin.

If the Scottsman was wearing his standard issue kilt, the Irishman wearing his standard issue green tights, and the Englishman was ranting about the price of tea, I could definitely pick their origin!


Edit: (Did I get the stereotypes right?)


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/04/22 13:06:18


Post by: chromedog



Ah, but rob Brydon, he is a welshman.

It's the name. To the welsh, 'Y' IS a vowel. It's a consonant that often sounds like one to the rest of us, though.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/05/03 12:46:36


Post by: Wolfstan


Further to the Celt debate, I came across an article on the BBC news website today about a Celt grave in Germany, part of it is below:

"Celtic art and Celtic culture have their origins in south-western Germany, eastern France and Switzerland and spread from there to other parts of Europe," said Dr Krausse.

They were then squeezed by the tribes from the north and the Romans from the south, so that today they remain only on the western edges of the continent."


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/05/03 14:27:04


Post by: rubiksnoob


Ketara wrote:
I can't tell a Texan apart from someone from Minnesota.


If you can't tell someone from Texas apart from someone from Minnesota you must not have ears.







It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/05/03 14:47:14


Post by: ChrisWWII





If you watch the first four or so minutes of this video, Applejack has a Southern Accent, the cows have a Minnesotta accent, and Rarity has a Bostonian accent. Most of the other ponies have generic American accents.


It's "British" not "English" @ 2011/05/03 15:03:53


Post by: heacy hitter


kronk wrote:If I heard just a Scottsman speak, or just an Irishman speak, or just an Englishman speak, I wouldn't know where they were from other than part of the UK. If I heard all three talking, I'd know they were different and could possibly pick their origin.

If the Scottsman was wearing his standard issue kilt, the Irishman wearing his standard issue green tights, and the Englishman was ranting about the price of tea, I could definitely pick their origin!


Edit: (Did I get the stereotypes right?)

The English man would be moaning about football and how its the refs fault or the managers fault but never the players. Also you can Irishmen? I can't understand them at all.