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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
This game popped up by accident on GitP, and seems fun.
Each person takes the text of the post above them, and quotes it, deleting words as they see fit in order to change what was said, than types a response to the warped post.
EX:
first post: I like my cake to be made with chocolate icing, topped by fresh cherries. i hate lemons
Second: " I like my hate lemon
What the Feth is a hate lemon, and where can i get one!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
the Feth is get one!
(ill try a hand at this)
now that makes as much sense as a kangaroo eating a alligator.
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Post by: Mordoskul
lord commissar klimino wrote:
(ill try a hand at eating a alligator)
What? That's rather exotic, don't you think?
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Post by: prototype_X
Mordoskul wrote:
What?, don't you think?
i do think! im very offended you hate lemon 
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
prototype_X wrote:
i do hate lemon
well we already knew that
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
well knew that
hu? a well knew what??? which welll??? BURN!
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Post by: prototype_X
lord commissar klimino wrote:
well which BURN!
learn to spell is witch 
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
prototype_X wrote:
learn to witch
Why would i want to learn to witch? people would try to burn me! i would much rather learn to dance, since my wife wants me to.
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Post by: The Zoat
The Zoat wrote:prototype_X wrote:
Would i want to learn to witch? People dance, since my wife wants me to.
I like pie and fish and cream and apples and fishy sticks.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
The Zoat wrote:
I like pie fish and apples fishys.
pie fish and apple fishys? this means what now? do you have a fish fetish?
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
lord commissar klimino wrote: this means a fish fetish
We really didn't need to know that commissar..............
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Post by: Rabtorian
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Lord commissar klimino wrote:
this means a fish fetish
We know that commissar.
Really? Which Commissar? Would you introduce us? I think Comissars are awesome.
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Post by: The Zoat
Really?Would you think Comissars are.
Comissars are what?
Weird isn't it?
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Post by: prototype_X
The Zoat wrote:
Comissars are Weird
how dare you they might shoot you for that
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Post by: The Zoat
they might shoot
No criminals here, boss
Yahoo?
Control your voice.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
The Zoat wrote:
they shoot No criminals voice.
and why would they? dont we need them to talk so we can blame them for stuff?
i say we just kill them.
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Post by: Clumpski
lord commissar klimino wrote:[
why dont we talk, so we can just kill them?
NO BAD BAD BAD SOLIDER! go see THAT commissar now!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Clumpski wrote:NO SOLIDER! go see THAT now!
See who now, and whats with the captital letters, bit excessive
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Post by: Rabtorian
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
See the letters
Which letters? And where can I get some?
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Post by: prototype_X
Rabtorian wrote: where can I get some?
get some WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? dirty dirty boy.....
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Post by: sillyboy
prototype_X wrote:get dirty .....
I'm going to pretend that i didn't just read that.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
sillyboy wrote:
I'm going to pretend that i just read that.
You can't read, really, we thought you could, you're very good at bluffing
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Post by: The Zoat
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Really, we thought you're very good at bluffing
He/She is, she/he was actually tricking us, all this time.
OMG! Actually, I was the Bluffer. Waaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaa!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
The Zoat wrote:
s/he was actually all this time Buffer.
 so you are saying that s/he was actually casting buffs on us without us knowing? i thought we were talking about people faking literacy, not games... wait we are on a gaming forum... carry on with much gusto! WAAAAGH
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: literacy WAAAAGH
well no wonder the Orks can't unite probaly if they just tell literacy to take a back seat
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Post by: prototype_X
[quote=Hlaine Larkin mk2
no wonder the Orks can't take a back seat im fairly sure that orks can loot anthing, including a back seat
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Post by: Rabtorian
prototype_X wrote:
orks can loot a seat
No  sherlock!!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Rabtorian wrote:
sherlock!!
where? You mean he survived that fall of the cliff with moritarty! :0
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
where he survive that cliff!
who is he? what cliff? he jumped? suicide! white jackets! NOOOOOOO!
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Post by: Rabtorian
lord commissar klimino wrote:
he cliff jumped white jackets! NOOOOOOO!
So he jumped off a group of cliffs called the white jackets, did he? And you are upset/angry about this, are you? Immature kid.
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Post by: prototype_X
Rabtorian wrote:
So cliffs called the white jackets Immature kid.
how did he call them he hasnt got a phone????
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Post by: Rabtorian
prototype_X wrote:
he a phone????
Yes, he is a device that is used for instentaneous communication across varying distances.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Rabtorian wrote:
Yes, he is used for insane dances.
You know, it must be a good job figuring out how to do all those insane dances we see in movies these days. Whatever happened to moshing?
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
You know those insane dances we see in moshing
You can see dancing in moshing, I think you need sectioned
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Post by: Space Marine
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
can see dancing , I need
Wait! You need what? Someone to dance with?
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Post by: prototype_X
Space Marine wrote:
Wait! You need me
no no i do not!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
prototype_X wrote:
i do!
you do? so you are getting married? to who?
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Post by: prototype_X
lord commissar klimino wrote: so you are who?
it says by my avatar P.R.O.T.O.T.Y.P.E._.X , prototype_x holy emporer your stupid
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
prototype_X wrote: holy emporer
ITS DA EMPRAH!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:DA!!!!!!!!!!
Not much to work with from the previous post. But I guess if you really like acronyms and the Dark Angels, you might say my deleted version.
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Not much to work with from the Dark Angels, you might say my version.
Is This a fandex? why haven't you posted a link? and why is it here?
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Post by: TheWildHost
The Zoat wrote:InyokaMadoda wrote:
Is a fandex posted here?
No stupid this is a Delete gaame in chain fiction
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
TheWildHost wrote:
Delete chain fiction
No! We don't want to delete the chain fiction threads from Dakka Dakka. They are fantastically pointless and serve as something fun to do when you should really be getting on with something else. Don't be such a deletion dictator. Why shouldn't we be able to waste our time like this if we want to? It's our lives. Stop telling us how to run them! There. I feel better for getting that rant out. I think I'll go and have a nice sit down in a quiet room and paint some models. And......relax!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
InyokaMadoda wrote:
No! We want to delete the threads from Dakka Dakka. They are pointless and serve you on something else. be a deletion dictator. It's our lives. run them!
i think you need to leave....NOW.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
lord commissar klimino wrote:i think you NOW.
well done, we all are pernamently thinking right now
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Post by: Chowderhead
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:well done, we all are pernamently linking tight now
I am not linking tight, thank you. Liar, all of you!
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Post by: Rabtorian
Chowderhead wrote:
I am a Liar!
Thank you for finally admiting it. Now down on the ground and start praying to your deity of choice.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Rabtorian wrote:I am on the ground praying to your deity.
awww,so you converted to chis-i mean to the emporers holy light....nothing to see here,just move along. 
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Post by: Rabtorian
lord commissar klimino wrote:
the emporer is long.
Yes, yes he is. And don't you doubt it for one seco- wait long???
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Post by: The Zoat
Rabtorian wrote:
Yes, long???
What's long? and why is it italicized and underlined?
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Post by: Rabtorian
The Zoat wrote:
What's italicized and underlined?
Another technologically impared one here. Alright. If you push control+i then you enter italics mode. This make the words slant like so. Underlined is when you push control+u. It puts a line under the words like this. M'kay now?
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Post by: Space Marine
Rabtorian wrote:
one here.
No there's two pages now not one. Learn to count!
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Post by: Rabtorian
Space Marine wrote:
No pages now.
Oh? And how would that work seeing as how its where our writing is displayed!!!
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Post by: Space Marine
Rabtorian wrote:
would that work seeing as its writing !!!
Yes, its writing, you write with it,to form words which in turn form sentences. And, yes it does work they've been writing for several hundred years! Please don't tell me you don't know how to write, you obviously know how as you wrote that last post. SO STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Space Marine wrote:Yes, for several hundred STUPID QUESTIONS!
why, why would you want that many more stupid questions?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:why would you want questions?
cause without questions we would all be hunting deer with twigs. do you want the twigs back? WELL? DO YOU?!?!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
lord commissar klimino wrote:we all be hunting deer with twigs!
well I sure aint, thats the emperor's pointy sticks job (Poor Frepp)
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:we all sure thats the emperor's pointy stick
whaaaaat? emporers pointy WHAT?! who else has been peeping on him in his weekly mind baths???
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Post by: Chowderhead
lord commissar klimino wrote:peeping on him in his weekly sponge baths????
What the hell? Who would do that?
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Chowderhead wrote:
hell would do that?
Hell would do a lot of things, but I doubt even hell would sink THAT low.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: hell would sink THAT low.
How low? All the way to floor? Can satan even do the limbo?
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Post by: Toastedandy
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Can satan even low All the way to the floor?
That makes as much sense as my staker who had the face of a brick, covered in wet dog food, poked with a stick
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Hell, I would sink THAT low.
sink how low? you sick,sick man....i hereby sentience you to death...by dolphin wielding chainsaws!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
you sick dolphin!
And we have a winner for strangest insult of the day! You know, this really is a very strange game. If you follow all of the posts so far, it is a very rambling and strange thread. Whoever came up with it must be quite an odd person.
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Post by: Rabtorian
InyokaMadoda wrote:
I am an odd person.
/
You have admitted the truth and can go on with your everyday life. Thank you!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Rabtorian wrote:
You god!
Well, I am quite awesome, but it's always nice to know that someone is a believer....
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote:
I am a bever....
You aren't a beaver.
And use the -king Spellcheck for pete's sake!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
The Zoat wrote: You are a beaver king for pete's sake!
who is a beaver king? im gonna kill that person..and justin bever....and all those freaks who like him!
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Post by: prototype_X
lord commissar klimino wrote:[
who is gonna kill justin bever. freaks like him!
does that mean that you like him????
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Post by: Rabtorian
prototype_X wrote:
me like him
You... you queer caveman. Bad grammer and stuff all in one post. EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGJFSDOKPOYSUEFHJSDHFN!!!!!!!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Rabtorian wrote:
Your Bad gramma JOKES!!!!!!!
Why are you making reference to bad jokes about people's grandma? And what's with the shouting?
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Why are you shouting?
BECAUSE SHOUTING IS FUN. EVERYONE SHOULD SHOUT ALL THE TIME. IF WE ALL SHOUTED ALL THE TIME, NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND ANYONE! WOOT
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
WE ALL UNDERSTAND! WOOT
Excellent. Well done. Now move along. This thread seems to be odd. I wonder where it is going to lead us? Can anyone steer it into a story about fluffy bunnies, or the quest for world peace? Will we achieve a greater understanding of humanity? There are just so many questions and only time (wasted) will tell...
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Post by: Rabtorian
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Can fluffy bunnies quest for world peace?
Maybe. I mean, I don't see why they couldn't but I don't see why they would want to when they are war profiteers and slave traders either. They have the confectionary market well under control and have managed to almost brainwash this entire coming generation. It's a conspiracy man, I'm telling you it's a conspiracy!
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Post by: prototype_X
Rabtorian wrote:
Maybe. I mean, I don't see. I'm a conspiracy!
firstly are you blind also how the hell are you a conspiracy, do you live in area 51?
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Post by: Rabtorian
prototype_X wrote:
i are bi
I really didn't need to know that. Just waaaaaaaaaaay too much information. The Bunnies will kill you first, because they hate your kind very much.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Rabtorian wrote:Bunnies hate your kind very much.
Well that shows that all rabbits are narrow minded racist feth heads, no wonder that one needed that holy hand grenade. they should learn to embarce all kinds of creatures not just their own and perhaps that may earn them carrots
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Post by: Rabtorian
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
Well that shows that all rabbits are narrow minded racist feth heads, no wonder that one needed that holy hand grenade. they should learn to embarce all kinds of creatures not just their own and perhaps that may earn them carrots
Ninja Bunnies are sneaking up behind you as I typre. Your terination should occur the moment you stop reading this. It will be disgusting for you as they will choke you by repeatedly crapping in your moth before gnawing away your Jugular.
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Post by: prototype_X
Rabtorian wrote:
I will repeatedly crap in your moth before gnawing your .
uuugggghhhhhh i feel sick THATS GROSS peverter son of a hate lemon
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
prototype_X wrote: I will repeatedly gnaw your peverter hate lemon
i think your the perverted one...
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
lord commissar klimino wrote: I the perverted one...
Thank Lors Commissar good to know that our disciplinarian is a pervert, I feel sorry for those female troopers you go on all those exercises with now
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Post by: Rabtorian
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
I feel male troopers
Oookay... so much for don't ask, don't tell and don't grope wildley. Ah well could be worse. I could be a trooper. Good luck killing the evil bunnies by the way!
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Post by: prototype_X
Rabtorian wrote:
so much for grope wildley. Ah well could be worse. I could be a bunnie!
a grope bunny? also learn to spell
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Post by: Space Marine
prototype_X wrote:
a bunny?
Oh no! They've got prototype_x. The bunnies are now one step closer to world domination!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Space Marine wrote:. The bunnies are now one step closer to world domination!
Fool they already have it but we need to open your eyes to the hidden truths,
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Post by: Space Marine
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
they already have the hidden truths,
Then how can they be hidden? Its not hidden if someone knows. But then again, the bunnies know everything!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Space Marine wrote:
how can someone know. the bunnies know everything!
Aah. Never a truer word spoken. How can anyone ever truly know anything? One of the great philisophical conundrums. But, I am slightly disturbed to find out that whilst we mere humans struggle to unravel the concepts of knowing, rabbits have already mastered it all and have complete understanding of all. Creepy!
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Never a true word spoken. Creepy!
No one has ever said a true word? Oh. My. God.
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Post by: Space Marine
The Zoat wrote:
No true word?
No true words are ever spoken. The bunnies twist everything. There evil! Evil I tell you! DON'T LISTEN TO THEM!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Space Marine wrote: true words are spoken. The bunnies twist Evil I tell you! LISTEN TO THEM!
so your with the bunnies now? everyone,aim and fire.kill the dirty,dirty freak.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Space Marine wrote:
bunnies! LISTEN TO THEM!
Why would we listen to the bunnies? i was under the impression that they were evil. than again, i AM a bunny...
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Post by: Rabtorian
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
listen to the bunnies
Why? Why?! You are all tainted. I tried to warn you, to defend you but through that knowledge you were tainted. Oh gak, what have I done???
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Edited due to me being slowed....
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Rabtorian wrote:
You are all gak???
And well you should question that assertion! It is unfair, unjust and unbecoming. Why don't you try being nicer to someone? Help an old lady across the road, or something similar. The world is a lovely place once you get to know it and it doesn't need rudeness.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
InyokaMadoda wrote:
well you should question the fair, just and nice old lady across the road.
are you trying to hamper my investigation into why people are afraid of Bunnies? i should have you arrested by the cottontails.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:are you trying to hamper my investigation into Bunnies?
why are you investigating th creators of big thought? They are already hunting you down, enjoy your last moments
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:why are you hunting, enjoy your last moments
Aah. The hunter becomes the hunted. The old role-reversal thingy. I get it. It's as if Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd were being acted out for us in thread-form.
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Post by: prototype_X
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Aah. The thingy. I get it. It's as if Bunny Elmer acted .
ok firstly what thingy? are you being mysterios again and WHY are you naming the bunnies now????? they are fething evil
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Post by: Rabtorian
prototype_X wrote:
WHY are the bunnies fething evil
Why is the sky blue? Why does water flow downstream? Why do airoplanes fly? Why is Charlie Sheen addicted to drugs? The question you asked is like asking any of these. Dumb, just plain dumb.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Rabtorian wrote:Why is airoplanes to drugs?
I don't know what areoplanes you use but they can't fly if they're addicts, surely?
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
I know what you use but they can fly if they're sure
Is this something that our Bunny overlords concocted to make flying less safe? letting the pilots use who knows what kind of mind altering substances? i think i will have to take the bus from now on. at least there i know what my driver is smoking!
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Post by: prototype_X
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Is this something that our Bunny pilots are smoking!
what? smoking bunnies???? where can i get this stuff
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
prototype_X wrote: this Bunny smok smok bunnies
i get this stuff
not sure what smok is,but if your getting it,and it involves bunnies,im not interested.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
not sure if im interested.
Well then don't blinking well comment! This thread is full of win and if you're not interested in sharing the awesomeness, you can just leave.
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Post by: prototype_X
InyokaMadoda wrote:
This thread is full of not interestedness, you can just leave.
you TROLL how dare you!! next youll be praising ultramarines and bunnies pah
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Post by: Space Marine
prototype_X wrote:
how dare you!! praise bunnies
No I won't praise the bunnies there evil! Wait, your one of them. (pulls out bolt gun from under the table)
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Space Marine wrote:
No I won't praise your bolt gun
And why should you? You should run away from it, screaming platitudes to your gods to save you from the righteous anger I pour upon thee! Dakka dakka dakka.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
InyokaMadoda wrote:
You should scream platitudes to your gods to save you from Dakka dakka.
Now darko will find you and kill you and your family, why did you join in the first place?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:Now darko will find your family you join
so now im not from my family?i just joined? and he can stalk my family all he wants,i dont even like them.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
so now i dont even like them.
Them? Who are the mysterious 'them' of which you speak? Is this the bunnies again? And why do you NOW not like them? What have they done to change your opinion? The mysteries just keep on coming....
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Post by: Space Marine
InyokaMadoda wrote:
the bunnies why do you not like them? The mysteries just keep on coming....
How many times do I have to say this. The bunnies are EVIL! What is this mystery is it why the bunnies don't look evil? Its because they are. Stop listening to them!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Space Marine wrote:
How many times do I have to say this. The bunnies are mysterious!
Of course the bunnies are mysterious. do you think that they could take over the world if everyone knew everything about them? the best way to take over the world is to not let the world know you have taken over. which reminds me, i have an appointment with the UN and a carrot shaped block of c4...
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Post by: The Zoat
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Of course the bunnies are carrot shaped .
What?! Really?
.
Bunnies are Bunny Shaped! You are completely hopelessly infantile, Datrukk.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
The Zoat wrote:
Really Bunnies are hopelessly infantile.
Oooh. You're a braver man than I am! insulting the bunnies will surely just incite them to violence and bring down their furious wrath. Still, if you feel that you are man enough to take them on, then maybe you are the saviour that we all need. Go Zoat, teach those furry dictators who's the boss! We're all gunning for you. Secretly. In a way that the lagomorph overlords do not hear our support, for fear of their awesome anger.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Bunnies are braver man than I am! insulting the bunnies will surely just bring down their furious wrath. Still, if you feel enough to take them, then maybe you are the Zoat
so...your a coward. you say we shouldn't insult them. and if you have feelings then your the zoat? i am no zoat you dumb coward! go back to the bunnies you love so much!
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Post by: Space Marine
lord commissar klimino wrote:
i am a dumb coward! back to the bunnie love!
How are you commissar? You are meant to inspire the men not run away!
Bunnie love? Wait what! On second thought, I'm not even going to go there.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Space Marine wrote:commissar inspired Bunnie love.
MAn thats some pretty sick sh*t you've got going there, what make you lust after bunnies in the first place?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote: Bunnie love what you lust after
and how would you know that? you working for them? TRAITOR! *shoots you several times* ha,that should boost moral...well mine at least.
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Post by: Space Marine
lord commissar klimino wrote:
I shoot moral...well mine at least.
You shoot your own morale. What kind of commissar are you  ? I think you should get on the suicide hot line they deal with Bunnie caused cases every day.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Space Marine wrote:I get on the suicide hot line every day.
wow,your a sad,sad creature. im going to shoot you so you dont bum out the troops,ok?
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
lord commissar klimino wrote:im going to shoot the troops,ok?
God we have a terroru=ist in out ranks, what made you choose such drastic action, peace solves more problems than violence and terrorism.
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Post by: The Zoat
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
God, a terrorist outranks you.
Do you mean a terrorist outranks god?
Or a terrorist outranks me and you are expressing confusion?
What. The. Gak.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
The Zoat wrote:
god and you are Gak.
OK. You come onto Dakka Dakka and without knowing a person you feel that you have the right to blast someone and also their god? Wow, that's some nerve. They might be quite a respectable person. And they didn't even mention bunnies this time. Sheez, some people. Troll!
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote: , Troll!
"gasp" A troll!?
Where? Where? "grabs bolter" There he is!!!
GET HIM! DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
The Zoat wrote:" A troll grabs bolter"
trolls can use bolters, since, when i mean their digits are a bit big aren't they?
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
trolls can use digits?
Yes, trolls can use the following digits: 1, 2, many, Lots, RUN!!!! for everything else, there is just wimper and die.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: just wimper and die.
wow,your one mean . everyone ok if i shoot him? just a little?
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Post by: Space Marine
lord commissar klimino wrote:
everyone ok if i shoot him? just a little?
Yes. Although I don't think you can shoot someone just a little
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Space Marine wrote: I don't think you can
who are you refering to and what cqan't they do? You have to be more specific than that
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote: I don't think you can be specific
and why not? im shooting you,errr,for the troops moral,not my amusement....yeah *bang*
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
lord commissar klimino wrote:
im shooting you, for my amusement.
well that just means you, like every other commissar, dont know when to stop. just remember that when you find yourself in a Catachan company, that they shoot first.
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Post by: Space Marine
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
stop they shoot first.
Stop? Stop what, and who's they? The bunnies? I don't think the bunnies can shoot guns, although they do have laser eyebrows. But,then they are currently planning their next evil scheme in their magic forest with the evil mastermind The Hare. Don't be fooled by his cowardice. He's EVIL!
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
Space Marine wrote:Shoot the bunnies!
No it doesn't work, their fur fur is completely bulletproof and they are onto you good luck evading death 
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:Shoot the fur
the fur? on the bunnies? or did you find some new animal to hate? if this fur is some new animal,then is it worse than the bunnies,or made by them?
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Post by: Kasrkai
lord commissar klimino wrote:the fur? or did you find some new animal to fur some new animal,then is it worse than fur bunnies?
Yo dawg, I heard you like fur and bunnies. So we furred yo fur so you can fur a bunny while you fur a new animal.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Kasrkai wrote:
Yo dawg, I heard you like bunnies.
You dare say dat I like BUNNIES!! Youz boyz learn dis git good. and if'n ya find any good tekk bitz, bring em to me.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
You say dat I learn good and if good, bring me.
No sir. I have not said that you "learn good". Your command of the English language is pitiful. And I'm not even sure what you want me to bring you to. I suggest you go back to school, attend some lessons and then come back to Dakka Dakka when we can all understand you.
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Post by: Kasrkai
InyokaMadoda wrote:No sir, I have said that you command the English to bring Dakka.
What? American Dakka not good enough for your WAAAAGHS? I dare say I speak for all Americans when I say I am deeply offended.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Kasrkai wrote:
What? Dakka not good? I dare say I speak for all when I say I am deeply offended.
Yes, we are all offended. if somebody does not like Dakka, they should not come here. its like posting on *expunged by the inquisition* to say you hate **expunged by the inquisition* I'd say stop feeding trolls, but they get scary when they are hungry.
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Post by: Kasrkai
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:Yes, feed the trolls, they get scary when they are hungry.
Bah, I have no fear against these trolls. I rend them. I rend them into Oblivion. I rend them into Oblivion with Fire.
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Post by: The Zoat
Kasrkai wrote:
Bah, I have no fear against these trolls. I rent them.
You rent trolls!? That's dumb! Do you realise you are paying to have them?!
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Post by: prototype_X
The Zoat wrote:
You rent!? That's dumb!
hey thats mean, not everyone can afford their own houses you know. the bunnies scammed all his money away!
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Post by: Kasrkai
prototype_X wrote: Everyone can afford to rent their own bunnies!
If only that was true. I would amass such a force of bunnies as the world has never seen.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Kasrkai wrote: I amass such a force of bunnies as the world has never seen.
you command the evil bunnies? YOU LEAD THEM? WE NOW KNOW THE REAL ENEMIES FACE! KILL! KILL! KILL!
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Post by: Breotan
You command the bunnies? We now enemies!
What a silly rabbit. Doesn't he know that Trix are for kids?
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Post by: Space Marine
Breotan wrote:
silly rabbit Trix
If only that was true. Unfortunately the bunnies hypnotic takeover is no joke. They own easter now they are trying to take over Christmas. We must help Santa fend off the evil bunnies!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Space Marine wrote: Santa the evil bunnie!
oh.my.gosh.santa is a bunny! they are spreading like what they are!
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Post by: prototype_X
lord commissar klimino wrote:
.santa is spreading!
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Post by: TrollPie
lord commissar klimino wrote:
oh santa bunny!
What is this? I respect and tolerate your sexual preferences, but is saying dirty things to Santa really apropriate on an internet forum?
(I'm gonna love seeing what you do with that)
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Post by: Space Marine
TrollPie wrote:
(I'm gonna do dirty things to Santa )
What? Whats with with the brackets. You don't need them. You can't keep anything secret on the net. Theres no point with brackets, everyone knows whats in them, the bunnies can still see it. You can't keep anything from the bunnies! Now I've gone on about the brackets long enough, what was in the brackets... Oh!
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Post by: Kasrkai
Space Marine wrote:Oh! You can't keep secrets from the bunnies
Indeed. Bunnies are there to stalk the internet and find out all the things you do while no one is watching.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Kasrkai wrote:
Bunnies are the internet and the things no one is watching.
Oh my word, things are worse than I could have ever imagined! The bunnies literally ARE the internet? This is staggering. It's as if 'The Matrix' was true, only the 'desert of the real' is more 'the carrot patch of the real'. How long has life been like this? How long have they been controlling us? How many of us know and how do we break free?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Oh my word! the internet? This is The Matrix ,the 'desert of the real'. ?
so...im not on the internet,im on the matrix? whic is a desert? of all things real? im gonna have fun messing this place up 
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Post by: Space Marine
lord commissar klimino wrote:
im gonna have fun messing this place up
Where did you steal the commissar hat from? Your here to clean this place up not make it worse! Or are you not a commissar but the INTERNET BUNNIE?
(So dramatic it needs capitals )
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Post by: The Zoat
Space Marine wrote:
Your the INTERNET BUNNIE?
(So dramatic it needs capitals )
You know, I have the strangest feeling that... YOU'RE A TROLL!!!
A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Space Marine
The Zoat wrote:
A TROLL!!!
A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK I get the idea there's a Troll in the forums and whats with the random 1 in the !? Wait a minute a Troll? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THERES A TROLL! A FETHING TROLL!!! A GAKKING TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Space Marine wrote:
OK I get the idea there's a forum and whats with the minute Troll?
Yes, well done, you are posting on a forum. And that's no tiny troll, it's a bunny! Sheesh, I thought we'd been through this...? Try and keep up old boy!
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Post by: TrollPie
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Yes, well done, you are a bunny!
What? He's a bunny? A BUNNY???? EVERYBODY GET THE FETH OOOOOOOUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
TrollPie wrote: EVERYBODY GET THE FETH OUT!!
two things.
one: there is no need to shout.
two: if you do not want us to be in here, you should calmly request that we depart, not scream and curse at us. its more polite that way. your rudeness makes me believe that you are a troll, and therefore i must sick chubby bunny on you... where is that lazy bunny?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote: i sick chubby lazy bunny
wow i feel sorry for you. your a horribly disgusting creature,you know that?
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Post by: Breotan
lord commissar klimino wrote:i feel you, you know that?
This is the police! Take your hands off the keyboard and step away from the computer. If you don't step away immediately, we will be forced to send in the attack dogs.
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Post by: Space Marine
Breotan wrote: send in the attack dogs.
Yes, we now have a weapon against the bunnies. Jack the Jack Russel. And how about Lennie the Ferret. The natural enemies of the bunnies.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Space Marine wrote:
Yes, we now have a Jack. The natural enemies of the bunnies.
Why would a bunny be afraid of a device for lifting a car? That doesn't make sense to me. Surely bunnies would more naturally be scared of foxes, or eagles or something like that...? Honestly, sometimes I think this forum makes no sense at all.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Why would a bunny be afraid? Honestly, sometimes I think this forum makes sense.
What? this forum is not for making sense! it is for making those who disobey our fuzzy overlords think they have the upper hand... OOPS
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Post by: Breotan
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:this is not making sense! fuzzy overlords have the hand.
This is only a problem until George arrives with the electric clippers. A little distraction followed by a quick buzz and our fuzzy overlords won't be quite so fuzzy anymore, will they?
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Post by: TrollPie
Breotan wrote:This is George with the electric clippers.
Oh God, get George away from here! My nipples are painful enough as it is! GET HIM AWAY FROM MY NIPPLES!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
TrollPie wrote:Oh God, GET HIM MY NIPPLES!
 whaaaa? i think you need therapy...
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
i need therapy...
Well, then I suggest you go to your local healthcare professional and ask them for some recommendations for therapists in your area. Then when you have sorted out your own neuroses, feel free to come and tell us all about them, if sharing helps you deal with your issues.
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Post by: Space Marine
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Well, then I have issues.
Thank-you you have just confirmed my deepest suspicion you have issues.
But step 1 is now complete, admitting you have issues. Next is step 2 standing up to your issues.
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Post by: Space_Potato
Space Marine wrote:Thank you deepest suspicion. But step 1 is now complete. Next is standing up.
What the devil are you talking about? I think you need to see a specialist.
S_P
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Space_Potato wrote:
What are you? a specialist.
S_P
Maybe he is. Maybe he's not. It's not important. Just smile and I'm sure the problem will go away. Stop worrying about it and just relax.
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Post by: Space_Potato
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Maybe he is important. Just go away and just relax.
But what if he isn't important? What if I can't go away? What if a highly stressful life prevents me from relaxing? What then?!
S_P
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Space_Potato wrote:InyokaMadoda wrote:
What if a high prevents me from relaxing? What then?!
S_P
If you cant relax while high, you deserve to be stressed out. then again, i have never been high so im not one to judge.
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Post by: Tazz Azrael
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Relax high, you deserve to be stressed out. then again, im one judge.
Whats with this relax high = stressed out shenanigans? My buddies girlfriend gets high all the time and tries to sneak onto my truck while its dark out and jump me while im not looking..... still need to get the snow chains back from her
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Tazz Azrael wrote:
Whats with this shenanigans? My girlfriend tries to get the chains back
OK. I simply do not want to know about your shenanigans involving your girlfriend trying to take the chains back. That is your personal life and doesn't belong on a public forum. Please refrain from feeling that you need to 'share'. Any more of this behaviour and we'll all set the bunnies on you.
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote:
OK. I simply do not want to know about your shenanigans involving the bunnies on you.
Get this to the MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!
I gotta escape!!!
What happened! Are you insane!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
"FUMP"
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
The Zoat wrote: MODERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FUMP"
errr....do i even want to know?
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
errr....?
Well yes, I think that perfectly sums up the state of this thread. It started off as a nice little thread which took a meander into a very sensible discussion about the bunny overlords and their evil dictatorial ways, and we end with this blithering pile of rubbish. Honestly, sometimes I think I'm the only sane one on here. Now, can we please have a proper discussion about something interesting? This is supposed to be one of the best forums on the net rather than a drivel-fest! So I shall begin:
Did you know that the longest palindrome in the English lanugage is the word REDIVIDER? No? I thought not. Now it's your turn to tell us all something interesting.
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Post by: RaptorsTalon
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Did you know that the English lanugage is the word REDIVIDER?
Is it really, I never knew that. What is REDIVIDER anyway, please tell me, i'm interested.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
RaptorsTallon wrote:
Is it me
Yes. It probably is.
A redivider is simply something or someone that divides something again. Re-divider. See?
Now with an aim to giving someone a good start for the deletion thread, here are the opening paragprahs of 'The Lord Of The Rings':
When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton.
Bilbo was very rich and very peculiar, and had been the wonder of the Shire for sixty years, ever since his remarkable disappearance and unexpected return. The riches he had brought back from his travels had now become a local legend, and it was popularly believed, whatever the old folk might say, that the Hill at Bag End was full of tunnels stuffed with treasure. And if that was not enough for fame, there was also his prolonged vigour to marvel at. Time wore on, but it seemed to have little effect on Mr. Baggins. At ninety he was much the same as at fifty. At ninety-nine they began to call him well-preserved ; but unchanged would have been nearer the mark. There were some that shook their heads and thought this was too much of a good thing; it seemed unfair that anyone should possess (apparently) perpetual youth as well as (reputedly) inexhaustible wealth.
‘It will have to be paid for,’ they said. ‘It isn’t natural, and trouble will come of it!’
But so far trouble had not come; and as Mr. Baggins was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune. He remained on visiting terms with his relatives (except, of course, the Sackville-Bagginses), and he had many devoted admirers among the hobbits of poor and unimportant families. But he had no close friends, until some of his younger cousins began to grow up.
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Post by: The Zoat
InyokaMadoda wrote:
\Bags of Bag magnificence.
OH. MY. GOD. THIS. IS. SO. IMPLIED.
Slight trolling?
Wait. A. Slight. Troll.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!
A TROLL!!
A FETHING, GAKKING, TROLLING, TROLL!!!!!!!
Someone, get a bolter!
I'm willing to bet he's in League with the bunniez!!!
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Post by: Sabet
A bolter League, I'm in!!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Sabet wrote:A League, I'm in!!
so, just because it has a League, you will join it? so if i told you there was a League of Bare back Hedgehog riders, you would go join them, and ride hedgehogs bareback? how about if i told you about the Russian Roulette league that just started in your hometown? practice starts right now!
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Post by: Sabet
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:because it is a League, you will ride hedgehogs? how about if they were Russian? ride right now!
So you will ride hedgehogs? isnt that bestiality... whatever thou fetish be.
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Post by: Kasrkai
Sabet wrote:So you will fetish hedgehog beasts?
FETISH IS NOT A VERB. NEITHER IS FRITTER.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Kasrkai wrote:fetish FETISH
you have a fetish about fetish....thats is wrong on every level...you monster...
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
lord commissar klimino wrote:
you have a level monster
Hang on for a minute. You know somebody who not only has a monster, but they have taken the time to ensure that it is level? You mean they have used some kind of laser to ensure that it is 100% accurately horizontal? That's weird.
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Post by: Sabet
InyokaMadoda wrote:Hang a monster, they have to ensure it is level. Use some laser to ensure it
Why would you hang a monster, they're cute! Some laser what? I want some laser, laser = fun! Or are you making a laser that levels a monster up...
EDIT: Don't add this. My edits have all been to add in my own text, as i keep forgetting to do it.
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Post by: The Zoat
Sabet wrote:InyokaMadoda wrote:Hang a monster, they have to ensure it is level. Use some laser to ensure it
Why would you hang a monster up...
\
Is that some kind of sick soda drink?
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Post by: Space Marine
The Zoat wrote:
I sick drink
Sick drink you do? OK Yoda. I'm sure that it is far worse than it sounds. Anyway,Yoda you are, fight the bunnies you must. (Textbook bad English)
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Post by: Sabet
Space Marine wrote:Sick Yoda. Far worse than it is. Anyway, Yoda you fight the bunnies.
What do you mean Yoda's sick. This is a major disturbance in the Force. And why must he fight the bunnies? It is some disease passed on by rabbits?
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Sabet wrote:
Yoda's sick is a major disturbance in the Force. And the bunnies? some rabbits
Well, yes, I guess that the vomit of a jedi master will probably create a major disturbance in the force, but to what end? I'm sure the spinning green monkey of death can still deal out a major whooping to anyone that tries anything on, even if he's speaking down the big white telephone to god.
And also yes, Bunnies are rabbits. But I don't really think that we needed you to clarify this one for us. Although, if you are trying to show some amount of bravado by saying that the bunnies are merely 'some rabbits', then you grossly understate the terrifying capabilities of our lagomorph overlords. They will probably crush you for this slight against their divine magnificence. You have been warned.
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Post by: Space Marine
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Well, yes, a jedi master, the spinning green monkey of death, are merely 'some rabbits', you grossly understate the terrifying capabilities of our lagomorph overlords. They will probably crush you for this slight against their divine magnificence. You have been warned.
Wait what, some bunnies are jedi masters? This is worse than I thought. Now the blood sucking monsters can have a nice warm drink of blood after they stab you with their glowing pointy stick.
Also I would watch your back for it is you that has underestimated our lagomorph overlords (what does that mean, is lagomorph even a word?) for I don't think they like being called a spinning green monkey. If I was you I would restock your supply of holy hand grenades. You have been warned.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Space Marine wrote:I think being a green monkey would restock your supply of holy hand grenades. You have been warned.
so if im a green monkey i get grenades? holy gernades? not worth it. and how is it a warning? is it a punishment somehow? hmmmm...i guess i could be one...
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
lord commissar kliminoso wrote:green monkey get grenades
No It doesn't! it upgrades grenades sheesh! Didn't you get a copy of the Grey Knights Codex because I know I sure didn't. I'm also pretty sure it's orange as indicated by this piccy 
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Post by: The Zoat
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:It does grenades sheesh! Didn't you get a copy of nights Codex because this piccy
Nights codex? Isn't that some video game character? What about that "piccy'? Also, the Jokaero "do grenades"? This makes no sense at all.
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Post by: Space Marine
The Zoat wrote:
video game characters, do grenades? This makes sense.
No it doesn't make sense, unless your talking about why you are constantly dieing. That pin needs to stay in.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Space Marine wrote:
video game characters do make sense, unless your talking about why That pin needs to stay in.
oookay....they can sometimes,but not usually. and whats with this pin that makes them not make since? it must be one weird pin...
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Post by: The Zoat
lord commissar klimino wrote:
kan sometime,but this pin that makes them not pin...
No, I will not "kan sometime". And also, if a topic is pinned of course you can't pin it! It's already pinned! Come on now!
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
The Zoat wrote:also, if a topic is pinned, pin it pinned! now on Come!
Yo Milkshakesmandawgthingerdifferingterton I heard you like pins so did you pin pins pinning pinned pinners pinception? Also 
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Yo Milkshakeman I heard you like pins?
One, i am not Milkshakeman. i do not have superpowers that "bring all the boys to the yard."
Second, Pins are only useful when used Subtly. like in acupuncture.
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Post by: Space Marine
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
i am Milkshakeman bring all the boys to the yard. Subtly like in acupuncture.
So just because you are Milkshakeman you think I should do as you say, and why should I do it subtly and what has acupuncture got to do with this.
What do you plan to do when you get them, give them a bunnieshake? Surely that would be both cruel and disturbing, how could you brainwash them into bunnie loving loonies!
This sounds like heresy to me. Perhaps you would like a grilling from the imperial inquisition.
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Post by: The Zoat
Space Marine wrote:
So just because you are Milkshakeman you think I should do as you say, imperial inquisition.
No one expects the Imperial Inquisition! But really, listen to him.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
The Zoat wrote:because you are the Imperial Inquisition, listen to him.
who is the inquisition? and who are they listening to? that heretical emperor of theirs? him and his heretical overthrow of earth!
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Post by: Space Marine
lord commissar klimino wrote:
who are they listening to that heretical heretical overthrow of earth!
Ok I get the idea the bunnies overthrow of earth is heretical you should get the imperial inquisition on them. They won't expect that!
And what are they listening to? Something heretical about the bunnies overthrow of the earth? Perhaps "How I overthrow the earth using sweets and innocent chocolate bunnies! By Bugs Bunnie, the evil Bunnie overlord"
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Post by: prototype_X
Space Marine wrote:
Ok the bunnies are the imperial inquisition. They won't expect that! Bugs Bunnie, the evil Bunnie overlord"
wait so the bunnies ARE the inquisision, and YOUR bugs bunny the evil overlord
no we iz so doomed
only the lolcats can sve us now!
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
prototype_X wrote:Ok the bunnies are the lolcats!
i think were doomed on all levels now....
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Post by: The Zoat
lord commissar klimino wrote:prototype_X wrote:
i think were doom....
Thant's completely RIDICULOUS! Besides that you never specified the doom!!!!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
The Zoat wrote:
That's completely doom!!!!
yes, the bunnies being in charge of everything does spell our doom. but on the plus side, at least we dont know when they will decide to just end us all!
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Post by: Space Marine
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
yes, the bunnies being in charge of everything they will decide to just end all!
Wait, are you saying the bunnies are planning on mass suicide as they can't take the strain of ruling us all. That's good for us but bad for them.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Space Marine wrote:
Us all are planning on mass suicide as That's good for us .
you sir need to see a therapist...
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
ineptus astartes wrote:mass suicide as That's a therapist...
how the hell can mass suicide be anything! least of all therapy? therapy for what? life!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
lord commissar klimino wrote:
hell can be therapy!
I gotta hand it to you, you Satanist/Khornate nut-job.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
ineptus astartes wrote:
I gotta hand you Khorn.
How did you get your hands on the Blood god? Did he come willingling, or was there a struggle?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
(REJOICE! ONE AND ALL FOR I NOW HAVE MY QUICK REPLY BACK!)
you get your hands on the Blood god! willingly!
you're kidding right? I like my head ON my neck thanks very much.
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Post by: The Zoat
ineptus astartes wrote:(REJOICE! ONE AND ALL FOR I NOW HAVE MY Blood god! willingly!
I like my neck very much.
You my friend are a god, you've got Khorne to willingly come to you! Also, are you a fetishist?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Khorne, are you a fetishist?
I will wait for the hordes of bloodletters to tear you to pieces when the blood god hears what you have said. poor you.
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Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2
ineptus astartes wrote:I will wait for the poor
Why? And until they do what? Until they get over their alcohol problems or get a job or end up in prison for stealing? And for what purpose?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Why get over their alcohol problems or get a job?
so lemme get this straight, you want a mysterious 'them' to live a life in squalor...HOORAY! A FELLOW EVILDOER!
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Post by: Skycrawler
Live in squallor...hooray a doe!
Waitwhat? since when is living in squalor a good thing? And why are you so excited by female deer hmm?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
you excited female!
Your grasp of the gothic tongue astounds me, greenskin.
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Post by: Skycrawler
You grasp me,greenskin
I can assure you i do not. And besides im not a greenskin, im a pilot.
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Post by: Kasrkai
Skycrawler wrote:I can assure you I greenskin you, im a pilot.
That is beyond foul. May the emperor destroy in a maelstrom of deathless death.
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Post by: Fairfeldia
Kasrkai wrote:That is beyond the emperor maelstrom of deathless death.
is that a new class of titan?, one with lots of dakka?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
That a titan! With lots of dakka!
Wow. Are you an ogryn? That has got to be one of the most word-mangling sentences EVER.
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Post by: The Zoat
ineptus astartes wrote:
Wow. That has got to be one of the most mangling sentences EVER.
I can't believe you are impressed by sentences that mangle.
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Post by: Skycrawler
I CAN MANGLE!!!!
Cool your jets. no need to get all chaos-y and violent on us.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I can't be impressed by sentences.
well what if I said..."Opus emerged, head and shoulders from the vehicle's hatch to rake defenders off the battlements with his pintle-mounted gun,indifferent to the las-fire whining inches from his face, and the explosions impacting off the hull."
CRUD! NINJA'D!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Cool! get all chaos-y and violent on us.!
WHAT. THE. HECK. oh look everybody, it's skycrwaler, the self loather who wants to be 'chaosed' lets hope the zoat isn't slanneshi...
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Post by: Kasrkai
Ineptus Astartes wrote:Skycrawler, the slanneshi zoat loather
Indeed. And I am Roderick, the man who can piss out a warlord titan.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
@Kasrkai: I can piss!
what he hell!?!? Too much information! Too much information!
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Post by: 40k Ninja
what he much information!
I love to go swimming with friends in the summer.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I love to go with in the.
if that made any sense I would understand it. which would make sense.
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Post by: The Zoat
ineptus astartes wrote:I love to make sense.
Okay, well, then mission accomplished. You make sense.
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Post by: TrollPie
The Zoat wrote:
Okay then mission accomplished
What mission? WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME THESE THINGS? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MOTHERFETHING POSTS IN THIS MOTHERFETHING THREAD? Sorry, I need to take my medication now.
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Post by: Space Marine
TrollPie wrote:
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME I need to take my medication now.
You need to take your medication now. There I've said it, theres no need to get angry. Now, go to the naughty corner to cool down.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Space marine: I get naughty.
OK...I did not need to know about your personal life, but hey, I'm liberal. but seriously. don't go sharing things like that on the web...you never know who is looking for people like that...ick.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
ineptus astartes wrote:
OK...I need to know about your personal life, I'm liberal but go on the people....
That is disgusting. You 'go' on the people? You ought to be ashamed of yourself! I'm away from this thread for a few pages and what started off with some perfectly charming conversations about bunnies has turned into you needing to know what other people get up to and then refer to your own base practices with other people? Incredible. And DakkaDakka used to be such a lovely place....
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Inyokamadoda: Start off some perfectly charming conversations about what other people get up to and then refer to your own base practices with other people.
No. just, no, what do you take me for? I am not the kind of guy who sits around perverting up the places!
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Post by: Skycrawler
I pervert up places
Ewwww, remind me to never talk to you ever again
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Post by: ineptus astartes
remind me to ever talk you again
what? That does not make much sense, but here goes. "ever talk to me again"
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Skycrawler wrote:
never again
What? Just cause i only used one bottle, you never want to play again? Spoil sport.
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Post by: meowmixx
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
What? Just cause one bottle, you want Spoil sport?
did you just bottle your sport? that's a little extravagant... moo to the MONKEYS!!!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
meowmixx wrote:
did you just bottle MONKEYS!!!
Why yes, yes i did. i plan to sell them for $40 an ounce. best business plan i ever had. why is PETA knocking on my door? GAH BUNNIES!!
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Post by: The Zoat
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Why yes, yes i did. i plan to sell BUNNIES!!
You did what? Also, if you plan on selling bunnies, you have no idea what people want to buy.
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Post by: DeathReaper
The Zoat wrote:You sell bunnies? You know what people want to buy.
I will take twelve dozen bunnies and make a bunny treadmill electric energy farm!
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
DeathReaper wrote:
I will take a bunny farm!
You want to farm the bunnies? you'll be up to your scythe in bunnies before Thursday.
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
I will take a bunnies Thursday.
wait...you can take days!?!?!? teach me how!
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Post by: danw96
lord commissar klimino wrote:
wait can days teach
Just because you learn something new every day doesnt mean that the days are teaching you.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
danw96 wrote:
something new every day
Well, we should all try and accomplish something new every day, no matter how trivial. Run a mile, start learning a foreign language, try a new food or talk to someone you never spoken to you. A life lesson for us all.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Well, we should all try and accomplish nothing. A life lesson for us all.
Ah, one of those "try not to build up any Karma/Negative version of Karma" people eh? believe me, its a lot harder than you think.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
try not to Karma people eh? believe me, its a lot harder than you think.
I'll take your word for it.
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Post by: Saintspirit
ineptus astartes wrote:I'll take you.
What, are you some kind of insane scientist, or are you just flirting? Either way, no thanks, there is someone else I like. And I'd prefer not to be included in some kind of evil experiment.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Saintspirit wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:I'll take you.
What, are you some kind of st flirting evil experiment.
Oh, now that's just wrong. The images that has just conjured up of base nastiness will take some time to purge from my mind. Now I've got to go and beat myself repeatedly around the head as the precursor to inserting the mental floss.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
InyokaMadoda wrote:
Oh, images of base nastiness will take some time to beat myself as the precursor to inserting the floss.
I am astounded. You sick pervert!
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Post by: MrMerlin
ineptus astartes wrote:InyokaMadoda wrote:
Oh, images of base nastiness will take some time to beat myself as the precursor to inserting the floss.
I am a sick pervert!
Yes we all knew that long ago
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Yes we all go.
I did not understand a bit of that.
go where?
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Post by: Saintspirit
ineptus astartes wrote:I stand a bit of gore.
If I read you right, as I see it, you can only take seeing old blood to a certain degree? I can understand that, I've heard of quite a lot who can't stand seeing blood. I'm not one of them.
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Post by: MrMerlin
Saintspirit wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:I stand a bit of gore.
I can only see blood to a certain degree. I've heard of quite a lot who can't see blood. .
Maybe your eyes don't catch enough red?
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Post by: lord commissar klimino
MrMerlin wrote: eyes catch red
eyes can catch red? like as in color or stuff tat is red?
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Post by: MrMerlin
lord commissar klimino wrote:
can i color your stuff?
Heck, no. Leave my models the way they are!
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Post by: DeathReaper
MrMerlin wrote:
My models, they are!
You are not Yoda, Stop trying to impersonate him.
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Post by: Saintspirit
DeathReaper wrote:Yoda, try to eat him.
I didn't know Yoda was a cannibal? Then again, he wouldn't technically be a cannibal if he ate MrMerlin since Yoda isn't of the same race as we humans... Or is he?
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Post by: MrMerlin
Saintspirit wrote:
I didn't know Yoda was MrMerlin. is he?
No I'm not Yoda, I'm a human being
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Post by: ineptus astartes
MrMerlin wrote:Yoda, I'm being
I can see that, its in the voice, see?
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Post by: Saintspirit
ineptus astartes wrote:I can see voices
Right... You can see sound? Looks like your sense are quite screwed up then... Do you hear with your nose and smell with your fingers too?
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Post by: Space Marine
Saintspirit wrote:
You can see sound... you hear with your nose and smell with your fingers too
Wait, what? Perhaps you should stay away from those Dark Eldar next time and don't volunteer for their latest "experiment".
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Post by: Saintspirit
Space Marine wrote:
Wait, perhaps you should say Dark Eldar next time, not "experiment".
Probably a good idea, I think a Commorite wouldn't like to be called an experiment (even though many of them in fact are just that).
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Post by: Lyzin Locrian
Saintspirit wrote:I think a Commorite would like to call me, many of them in fact.
Why? Do you do some incredably dirty phone sex with them or something? You must be severly ed up in the head if Commorites are calling you en masse.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Why Do you do dirty phone sex with something? You must be ed in the head. Who said i do phone sex? i much prefer the modern psychic method, even if it does cost $50 a minute, and $100 for every minute over 10.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Who said i prefer the psychic minute.
Is that a minute of time from a psychic person, or is it a psychic who is 'vertically challenged'? Either way, I don't think anyone said you prefer them and, to be honest, I just really don't care. Why don't you take a moment, breathe deeply, and relax. There. Isn't that better?
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Post by: Saintspirit
InyokaMadoda wrote:I don't think anyone said you prefer them and, to be honest, I just really breathe better
How can you be so sure your breath is better than mine? We haven't even met! Or what, is this some odd version of "My daddy could beat your daddy"?
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Saintspirit wrote:How can you be so sure your breath could beat daddy?
It's very easy to be sure about many things. As for my breath beating your father? Well, that's just another example of the phrase "I guess we'll never know". Unless you want to set up some peculiar breath-a-thon competition between the two of us. To be honest though, I think we both have better things to fill our time.
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Post by: Evil Lamp 6
I think my peculiar father beating the two of us as just another competition set up never to be easy.
Sounds to me as though you have some serious issues with your father to work out, and I never recall having been abused by him. Perhaps the three of us should seek some group therapy to solve our problems of a patriarchal nature.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Sounds to me as though you have been abused by nature.
Nature does not abuse, it simply does not care about us. after all, when you have 600 billion children, are you really going to care much for the most destructive little group of them?
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Post by: ZOMBIE CAT
Nature does abuse, it s 600 billion children
(gasp nature how could you)
It could be worse, we could live on catachan where everything is actualy trying to kill you, such as armord catachan devils or the odd exploding poision frog!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
ZOMBIE CAT wrote:
(gasp nature how could you)
It could be worse, we could kill you, using an exploding poision frog!
Remind me to satay away from you.
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Post by: Phototoxin
ineptus astartes wrote:
reminid me to satay you
What in the gak is a pea-nutty astartes doing here?
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Phototoxin wrote:
What in the gak is a peanut doing here?
I think its waiting to be eaten. you should probably oblige it. unless your allergic, than you should just walk away, and wait for the exterminatus i requested. should be here in about 15 months, and 18 days.
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Post by: Saintspirit
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:I think it's waiting to be obliged. Just wait for the exterminatus I requested.
Can't see why one would be grateful about getting an exterminatus. Have I missed something?
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Post by: Aun'shi
Saintspirit wrote:
one grateful exterminatus. I missed
I'm sure the exterminatus, won't be so happy once it finds you've missed... Silly Saintspirit.
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Post by: CuddlySquig
Aun'shi wrote:
I'm the silly exterminatus, won't Saintspirit be so happy
Yes he will be happy. I've heard Sainspirit laughed his head off last time someone on Dakkadakka became a silly exterminatus.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
CuddlySquig wrote:
Yes he will be happy on Dakkadakka silly.
Who thought someone on Dakka could be unhappy? its against the rules to be unhappy on dakka, so if you are unhappy you had better leave...
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:its against the rules to be on dakka, so you had better leave...
But how can you be on Dakka yourself then? Surely that means that you can't be here to tell people that they need to leave. And consequently nobody could be on here to tell people to leave. But then if nobody is on here telling you that you need to leave, can you join? But once you've joined you need to tell yourself to leave. This seems to be a bit of a paradox to me. I think I'll go and lie down instead.
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Post by: Saintspirit
InyokaMadoda wrote:But how can Dakka lie down?
Precisely my question, particularly since it is essentially a website and can't lie down. Unless you mean that the computer lies down. But that wouldn't mean that dakka lies down, only the computer.
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Post by: CuddlySquig
Saintspirit wrote:[My computer and website can't lie.
Frankly, I think you're spitting out a lot of poop from your mouth. I read your website about happy things and I saw it said sad, untruthful things. I tried to contact you, but I only got to your computer. It told me to buzz off and that it's name was Atilla the Hun. Obviously an untruth. Both your website and your filthy, rotten, smelly computer tell big fat lies.
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Post by: prototype_X
CuddlySquig wrote:
Frank, poop from your mouth. you are filthy, rotten, smelly fat.
How dare you! My name is not Frank so i do hope you are not adressing me in such a manner, and how dare you list the best qualities of grandfather nurgle in such a negative manner. you sir, disgust me!
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Post by: CuddlySquig
prototype_X wrote:
I Frank my grandfather in the nurgle
Woah! Woah! I hope "Frank" and "nurgle" are not slang terms for what I think they are slang terms for. I'd rather tackle-hug a cactus than picture that.
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Post by: JohnnoM
CuddlySquig wrote:
Woah! Woah! "nurgle" tackle-hug a cactus picture that.
Well that would be interesting, must be a big cactus though.
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Post by: Evil Lamp 6
Interesting, must be a big cactus.
I don't know why the size interests you. It's not the size that matters but how you use it.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
Evil Lamp 6 wrote:
I don't know why you matter
Well...Because I....Just....Well....OK OK, I don't matter. My entire life is a fragile waste. Nothing I've ever done has ever made a difference to anyone. How did you manage to see straight through me with such a simple statement? I think I'll nip out the back and shoot myself....
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Post by: CthuluIsSpy
InyokaMadoda wrote:
My waste made a difference.
My god, that is magnificent! I wish my waste could make a difference. It would solve so many problems, and everyone would be happy with my waste.
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Post by: Saintspirit
CthuluIsSpy wrote:My god is magnificent! Your is not.
Oh for... Are you trying to convert me to your religion now, whatever it might be? No thanks, I only believe in Celestia and Luna, thank you very much... And they are both magnificent, if you wondered.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Saintspirit wrote:
Are you trying religion?
Never have, Never will. Religion is for weak minded fools who cannot see that the universe hates us all.
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Post by: CuddlySquig
Big Mek Dattrukk wrote:
Weak minded fools never have religion that hates us all.
Obviously you've never met the Westboro Baptist Church. When it comes to hating everything that casts a shadow, climbs, swims, can poop, breathes or has any presence in time and space, the WBC takes the cake.
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Post by: InyokaMadoda
CuddlySquig wrote:
Obviously you never poop.
Oh now that's just not necessary. We don't need to know anything about anybody else's digestive difficulties. Let's just let him be. Can't we discuss something more edifying or artistically beautiful?
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Post by: CuddlySquig
InyokaMadoda wrote:That's now necessary to artistically discuss anybody else's beautiful digestive difficulties.
I hope that whatever "that" may be is never gotten to, since I never want to discuss digestive difficulties, beautiful or not, artistically or not.
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Post by: Saintspirit
CuddlySquig wrote: I hope that May never ends.
How so? Is it your favorite month? You want time to stop moving forward when May comes?
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Post by: Lordhat
Saintspirit wrote: I hope that
You stop moving when May comes
Is it hard to hold on?
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Post by: Rabtorian
Lordhat wrote:
Is it hard?
Is what hard? Is it hard to accidently lop one's own head off whilst shaving? Generally yes. Is the test hard? Not unless you have no access to the internet, the economy or the whole person. Am I making understand yourself?
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