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Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 08:53:31


Post by: sebster




And you can't make it unexist!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 08:54:16


Post by: filbert


Wow, that's an interesting concept for a cartoon strip...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 08:57:16


Post by: earth-star


I'm 12 years old, and what is this?

Inb4 locked


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 12:08:49


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Mine eyes!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 12:33:42


Post by: alarmingrick


I cringe at the thought of both his allies and villans!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 13:41:48


Post by: biccat


alarmingrick wrote:I cringe at the thought of both his allies and villans!

This guy?




Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 13:49:32


Post by: KingCracker


His fists/teeth are clenched to try and block out the smell


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 14:11:25


Post by: purplefood


Anything can be killed with enough fire...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 14:20:06


Post by: daedalus-templarius


Wow, now that is funny.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 14:25:48


Post by: Major Malfunction


Wow... that's pretty damn funny.

Wonder what Foreskin Man has in those pouches on his belt? <shudder>


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:15:26


Post by: Albatross


SAVE ME, FORESKIN MAN!!


AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:36:57


Post by: Major Malfunction


And of course, the evil JOOS are behind the plots Foreskin Man thwarts...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:38:08


Post by: Kanluwen


Hehehe.

"Intactivist".


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:44:13


Post by: Monster Rain


Is his sidekick Smegma Lad?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:48:32


Post by: FITZZ


Monster Rain wrote:Is his sidekick Smegma Lad?


And this is why you are one of my favorite people Monster..."Damn the boundries of good taste!!...Full speed ahead!!".


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 15:50:45


Post by: Monster Rain


Well thanks, FITZZ.

It seemed like a natural segway. Or smegway.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 16:55:00


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


It's not like anyone's foreskin you to read it.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 16:55:23


Post by: Monster Rain


I took a quick glans at it and decided that it wasn't for me.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 17:12:21


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


We should just cut off the tip of this argument. This book was written for a great prepuce.



Edit: Does this kid not look like a creepy Bobby Hill?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 17:15:10


Post by: Monster Rain


Seems a bit anti-semitic, really.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 17:20:31


Post by: Mike Noble


Monster Rain wrote:Seems a bit anti-semitic, really.


You think?

Really, this is the funniest superhero concept I've ever seen. And I'm sure we all know of the ridiculous Superheroes they have out there.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 20:33:39


Post by: Albatross


Monster Rain wrote:Seems a bit anti-semitic, really.

Now, now... no need to go off half-cocked.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 20:40:25


Post by: biccat


Monster Rain wrote:Seems a bit anti-semitic, really.

Just a little.

And the use of "metzitzah b'peh" instead of "brit milah" amplifies the religious intolerance, making the rabbi sound like a pervert.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 20:51:44


Post by: Albatross


What I want to know is, willy make any more of these offensive comic-books? Someone should do something...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 21:23:47


Post by: Khornholio


I like how his alter ego has a beard, but foreskin man doesn't. Does he only fight circumcision every 2 to 3 weeks?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 21:40:53


Post by: Monster Rain


There is a vas deferens between this nonsense and mainstream comic books.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 21:42:34


Post by: Skarshak


What is seen....... cannot be unseen!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 21:51:45


Post by: Chowderhead


...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 22:08:12


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Wait, so he loses the goatee when he's "super"?

uhmm..."dick". lol


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 22:12:33


Post by: Monster Rain


I wonder what sort of testes in for in next month's exciting issue?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Wait, so he loses the goatee when he's "super"?

uhmm..."dick". lol


Well played sir. Well played.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 22:26:20


Post by: Bookwrack


Khornholio wrote:I like how his alter ego has a beard, but foreskin man doesn't. Does he only fight circumcision every 2 to 3 weeks?


When your only super power is growing and shedding facial hair on command, you end up being kind of desperate for whatever schtick you can get your hands on.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/16 22:28:41


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


He's not getting his hands on mine!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 00:48:12


Post by: purplefood


SlaveToDorkness wrote:He's not getting his hands on mine!

I can't believe i am gonna ask this and that it is on topic but: Do you mean your foreskin or your beard?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 00:53:02


Post by: KingCracker


OH GOD HE ASKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PREVERT!!!PREEEEEEEEVERT!!!!!!!!!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:04:49


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Since I only have one of those....that one.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:08:08


Post by: purplefood


SlaveToDorkness wrote:Since I only have one of those....that one.

Hmmm...
That is either very personal or not...
I'm gonna go with beard... just to be safe.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:09:29


Post by: Chowderhead


This thread is scaring me.

Please stop. The fact that there is a foreskin superhero who goes around and stops circumcisions creeps me way the hell out.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:13:20


Post by: Revenent Reiko


purplefood wrote:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Since I only have one of those....that one.

Hmmm...
That is either very personal or not...
I'm gonna go with beard... just to be safe.

Good call. Always choose the beard.
This is also the most ludicrous superhero ive seen since The Sentinel


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:13:53


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


I can't wait to see what his arch nemesis' mask is made out of...

Oh wait, I CAN! ::shudders::


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:21:34


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Glad he isn't real.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 01:34:40


Post by: sebster


Monster Rain wrote:Is his sidekick Smegma Lad?


Labia Lass.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 02:57:54


Post by: Blitza da warboy


You know im not sure if this should make me laugh, or make me feel insulted...I think im gonna go with laughter


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:05:03


Post by: micahaphone


So activist groups (no matter their cause) try and further their goal and create a new generation of supports with comic books. It didn't work for PETA, and it didn't work for various politicians/governments, and I doubt it'll work here.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:12:01


Post by: Cheesecat


I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:19:43


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


I'm pretty sure Foreskin Man is my new answer to "favorite superhero." What does FM think of piercings, I wonder?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:43:13


Post by: Cheesecat


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:I'm pretty sure Foreskin Man is my new answer to "favorite superhero." What does FM think of piercings, I wonder?


You're nuts.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:50:27


Post by: Andrew1975


Shouldn't he be wearing a hood or at least a turtleneck! I mean that seams obvious!

I love his chest logo, that is hilarious!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 03:54:26


Post by: sebster


Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised


Really didn't want to know that. I didn't put a poll option in for a reason.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 04:04:39


Post by: Albatross


Monster Rain wrote:There is a vas deferens between this nonsense and mainstream comic books.

Most excellent.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 04:24:52


Post by: Andrew1975


Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised


Really? I thought that might be how you chose your name Cheesecap!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 04:36:16


Post by: Cheesecat


Andrew1975 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised


Really? I thought that might be how you chose your name Cheesecap!


Nice.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 05:53:35


Post by: Fafnir


Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 06:30:41


Post by: Mr. Burning


Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


Thanks for the new phrase, I'm off to jump on the wife and tell her how 'erotically sensitive' I am this morning.



Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 07:10:44


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Ah, he comes into my life 21 years too late.

*looks down*

Sigh.......


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 10:19:36


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


You forgot to mention the higher chance for STD's...


Foreskin man isn't a superhero, he is a super VILLIAN!!!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 10:25:58


Post by: Albatross


Hey, urethra comic all you want! As far as I'm concerned, it's in poor taste.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 10:28:03


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Bravo

Also, inb4 Cut vs. Uncut thread


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 11:02:35


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 11:48:52


Post by: Ahtman


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


I think he's been reading the comic.

I'm trying to imagine Rob Liefeld drawing this character. On second thought, no, I'm not.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 12:18:58


Post by: Monster Rain


Albatross wrote:Hey, urethra comic all you want! As far as I'm concerned, it's in poor taste.


I racked my brain trying to come up with one for urethra and to no avail.

Brilliant, sir. Simply brilliant.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 13:24:40


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Urethra circumcised man or uncircumcised man, there taint no in between in this comic.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 13:33:35


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Monster Rain wrote:
Albatross wrote:Hey, urethra comic all you want! As far as I'm concerned, it's in poor taste.


I racked my brain trying to come up with one for urethra and to no avail.

Brilliant, sir. Simply brilliant.


Truly, Alby's wit will never phallus.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 13:48:07


Post by: Cheesecat


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


Either way the article said there's no valid evidence, so no one can be sure if any of these circumcision myths are true or not.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 20:12:59


Post by: Andrew1975


I don't see what the big deal is? Why is everyone being so testi! This comic is getting the shaft!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 21:06:18


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Cheesecat wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


Either way the article said there's no valid evidence, so no one can be sure if any of these circumcision myths are true or not.


The only real way to get evidence on this is to time travel, unfortunately. In the mean time, some men will have to douche while others don't. I know what team I'm on.

Back on topic: I've never met a manhood talk about this sort of thing on a 40k forum. This is a private matter. I never sausage blatant disregard of decency, for pete's snake. Let's disco stick tac toe or or something more appropriate (looks like I had to stretch for this one, but the rules are rigid so hopefully it's not too hard to swallow).


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 21:13:43


Post by: purplefood


Now now we are all members of Dakka here...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 23:19:11


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Some are more members than others...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 23:24:05


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


SlaveToDorkness wrote:Some are more members than others...


I'd definitely call you a member.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 23:28:20


Post by: Ahtman


Alright, this thread has gone to far, time to nip this in the bud.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 23:36:35


Post by: Cheesecat


Ahtman wrote:Alright, this thread has gone to far, time to nip this in the bud.


I call phallic play, Ahtman why do you have to be so hard and rigid towards us?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/17 23:48:15


Post by: Andrew1975


It's odd how a comic about circumcision has turned into mental masturbation!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 00:11:06


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Some are more members than others...


I'd definitely call you a member.


Ouch.... especially from such a tool expert.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 00:54:56


Post by: purplefood


SlaveToDorkness wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
SlaveToDorkness wrote:Some are more members than others...


I'd definitely call you a member.


Ouch.... especially from such a tool expert.

That was a bit too hard...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 00:59:13


Post by: Slarg232


If a Quiz is Quizzical, this is certainly starting to get Test like.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 01:06:58


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Slarg232 wrote:If a Quiz is Quizzical, this is certainly starting to get Test like.


Douché?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 01:24:09


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


I know someone who acts as an agent for circumscissors.
He is not greedy and only takes a small cut.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 01:38:48


Post by: Chowderhead


These puns...

They kill me...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:07:43


Post by: Mike Noble


Chowderhead wrote:These puns...

They kill me...


I know, it's getting really hard for me to make up a good one now.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:24:29


Post by: halonachos


sebster wrote:

And you can't make it unexist!


I see some possible anti-semitism here, the guy is against the cutting of the foreskin and has blond hair and blue eyes. The Aryan part is down and the fact that he fights people who circumsize others means he would be fighting the typical Jewish tradition of circumcision.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:25:49


Post by: Mike Noble


^ Your a little bit late on that but good call anyway. I didn't realize he was Aryan.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:33:19


Post by: halonachos


Mike Noble wrote:^ Your a little bit late on that but good call anyway. I didn't realize he was Aryan.


Glans to know I could help someone see something new. Speaking of which the guy's a total hippocrite. I mean he's against circumcision but he prefers a quick snip when he goes from mild mannered Richard Pennis into Circumcision man.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:39:01


Post by: Ahtman


Some people are so rigid in their thinking that they keep ramming their head against the wall over and over to little or no effect.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 05:55:22


Post by: sebster


halonachos wrote:I see some possible anti-semitism here, the guy is against the cutting of the foreskin and has blond hair and blue eyes. The Aryan part is down and the fact that he fights people who circumsize others means he would be fighting the typical Jewish tradition of circumcision.


Yeah, I didn't notice that at first, but once it was mentioned on the other forum I saw this on I couldn't stop seeing it. On a second look, the evil circumcising doctor in the comic has Jewish traits, as well.

I don't think it's necessarily overt anti-semitism, though it wouldn't surprise me to find out the author comes from a movement with a heritage of anti-semitism, if you get what I mean.

I mean, ultimately I'm just really puzzled as to why a minor cosmetic procedure that no baby remembers would become this grand cause. If you're going to become very protective over the genitals of babies, wouldn't it be more worther to write a comic about the actual, real horrors of female genital mutilation?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 06:47:02


Post by: asimo77


I think these puns are actually worse than the comic. Shame on you dakkadakka, shame on you!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 10:36:40


Post by: Albatross


We can't help ourselves, chod damn it!

Though I agree with you to some extent - it would probably be a good idea to weiner selves off penis puns...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Cannerus wrote:I never sausage blatant disregard of decency, for pete's snake.

This is inspired, by the way. You choad great command of the English language to come up with it. Wankyou very much for your efforts.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 12:51:30


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Ahtman wrote:Some people are so rigid in their thinking that they keep ramming their head against the wall over and over to little or no effect.


Noo... they stick their head into a hole to avoid reality. Sometimes until they puke!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 13:06:37


Post by: rubiksnoob


asimo77 wrote:I think these puns are actually worse than the comic. Shame on you dakkadakka, shame on you!



Now now, no need to get all bent out of shape.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 14:05:40


Post by: Cheesecat


asimo77 wrote:I think these puns are actually worse than the comic. Shame on you dakkadakka, shame on you!


Urine a bad mood or something?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 14:12:27


Post by: rubiksnoob


Cheesecat wrote:
asimo77 wrote:I think these puns are actually worse than the comic. Shame on you dakkadakka, shame on you!


Urine a bad mood or something?


That one was a bit of a stretch. . . try and hold it in from now on. Don't get ahead of yourself.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 15:20:56


Post by: Albatross


You're all doing it dong.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 20:03:30


Post by: Mike Noble




Proof that this isn't a joke.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 21:56:37


Post by: Khornholio


Shouldn't all of this be in the Comic Book discussion thread?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 22:09:32


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Khornholio wrote:Shouldn't all of this be in the Comic Book discussion thread?


I this discussion deserves it's own head.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 22:10:51


Post by: purplefood


Mike Noble wrote:

Proof that this isn't a joke.

TLCTugger.com?
In the immortal words of Admial Ackbar: "It's a trap!"


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 22:30:18


Post by: KingCracker


sebster wrote:

And you can't make it unexist!





Its the Phallas Palace!



yes?


No?




Am I doing this right?














Puns arnt my thing really


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/18 22:40:48


Post by: Khornholio


^^ Maybe Bag end?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 01:54:58


Post by: Monster Rain


It won't be schlong before the mainstream media grabs a hold of this story and milks it for all its worth.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 02:11:35


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


I goo don't see that happening.

Edit: ...really?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 02:28:37


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


If Circumcision Man and the Human Torch have a love child, will it have Cystitis?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 02:51:08


Post by: Fafnir


Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You forgot to mention the higher chance for STD's...


Foreskin man isn't a superhero, he is a super VILLIAN!!!


You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

Ahtman wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


I think he's been reading the comic.


Sadly/thankfully, no. The foreskin contains about 20000 genital-end bulbs. That's a lot of nerve endings that are lost when the penis is circumcised. The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.



Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:00:23


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Fafnir wrote:
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You forgot to mention the higher chance for STD's...


Foreskin man isn't a superhero, he is a super VILLIAN!!!


You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

Ahtman wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:I'm circumcised it's not as bad as the comic makes it out to be.


Considering that a good 75% of the erotically sensitive nerve endings of the penis are contained in the foreskin, yeah, it is pretty bad not to have it. Not to mention natural lubrication.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_effects_of_circumcision

Apparently studies exist multiple ways for this. I highly doubt 75% though or from a practical perspective most guys would quite literally explode a nut after their 10 seconds of glory.


I think he's been reading the comic.


Sadly/thankfully, no. The foreskin contains about 20000 genital-end bulbs. That's a lot of nerve endings that are lost when the penis is circumcised. The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.





Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:06:12


Post by: rubiksnoob


This thread blows.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:28:48


Post by: Andrew1975


Funnily enough this just showed up on CNN.com

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/sf-to-vote-on-male-circumcision-in-november/?hpt=T2



SF to vote on male circumcision in November

San Francisco voters will decide whether to ban male circumcision in the November 8 municipal election.

Activists gathered enough signatures to put a proposal on the ballot, the city's election board confirmed Wednesday.

The measure aims to prohibit all male circumcisions in San Francisco. Led by Lloyd Schofield who is part of a Bay Area “inactivist” group, the advocates want to eliminate the surgery and liken it to "male genital mutilation."

Schofield and the "inactivists" seek to make it "unlawful to circumcise, excise, cut, or mutilate the whole or any part of the foreskin, testicles, or penis" of anyone 17 or younger in San Francisco. Under the proposal, a person who violates the proposed ban could be jailed (not more than one year) or fined (not more than $1,000). Exemptions for religious reasons would not be allowed.

Column: Circumcising our son– how do we decide?

The measure faces huge hurdles: Legal, religious opposition and varying public opinion. It has brought up some interesting discussions about why we circumcise and whether there are any sound medical benefits.

Empowered Patient: Should teens make their own circumcision decision?

“We hope to get a greater outreach to the people in the city,” Schofield said Wednesday during a celebratory lunch. He said the activists would step up efforts to talk about the issue with residents. “We are willing and happy to talk to people who want a respectful conversation. We’re excited to do it.”

Looks like he's turned into a lawyer in San Francisco

The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.


Man I don't think I could handle it being even more sensitive!



Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:41:02


Post by: Doomthumbs


lol ... Hastwick


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:52:40


Post by: Fafnir


Andrew1975 wrote:

The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.


Man I don't think I could handle it being even more sensitive!



I remember my human sexuality proffessor talking about circumcision, and he brought up the statement of a person who had to be circumcised after a car crash. The guy essentially said that sex after circumcision was like "fething with his elbow."


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 03:56:33


Post by: LordofHats


Honestly, I'm surprised this is an issue... Don't we have bigger problems... Like... corn, or something.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:03:11


Post by: Cheesecat


Fafnir wrote:
Andrew1975 wrote:

The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.


Man I don't think I could handle it being even more sensitive!



I remember my human sexuality proffessor talking about circumcision, and he brought up the statement of a person who had to be circumcised after a car crash. The guy essentially said that sex after circumcision was like "fething with his elbow."


Considering some of the other far-fetched stories you have referenced about your sexuality professor in the past, I find this hard to believe. Either way I know from my personal experience that my member seems to

rather sensitive towards visual, psychological and physical stimuli, also it's sensitivity feels nothing like my elbow.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:08:54


Post by: Andrew1975


I have to say when I was in my foreign exchange program, the women in Russia dug that I was cut.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:14:36


Post by: Fafnir


Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Andrew1975 wrote:

The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.


Man I don't think I could handle it being even more sensitive!



I remember my human sexuality proffessor talking about circumcision, and he brought up the statement of a person who had to be circumcised after a car crash. The guy essentially said that sex after circumcision was like "fething with his elbow."


Considering some of the other far-fetched stories you have referenced about your sexuality professor in the past, I find this hard to believe. Either way I know from my personal experience that my member seems to

rather sensitive towards visual, psychological and physical stimuli, also it's sensitivity feels nothing like my elbow.


I never said it was an objective qualitative statement. It was just a story he heard from a man comparing sex before circumcision with sex after circumcision. Entirely anecdotal and not for scientific consideration in the least.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:18:36


Post by: Cheesecat


Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:
Andrew1975 wrote:

The loss of a large quantity of sensative nerve endings with the desensitization of the glans after circumcision makes the penis much less sexually sensative.


Man I don't think I could handle it being even more sensitive!



I remember my human sexuality proffessor talking about circumcision, and he brought up the statement of a person who had to be circumcised after a car crash. The guy essentially said that sex after circumcision was like "fething with his elbow."


Considering some of the other far-fetched stories you have referenced about your sexuality professor in the past, I find this hard to believe. Either way I know from my personal experience that my member seems to

rather sensitive towards visual, psychological and physical stimuli, also it's sensitivity feels nothing like my elbow.


I never said it was an objective qualitative statement. It was just a story he heard from a man comparing sex before circumcision with sex after circumcision. Entirely anecdotal and not for scientific consideration in the least.


Alright, fine by me but I still stand by my statement.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:24:09


Post by: Fafnir


Explain what have I ever noted from that class that was far-fetched?

Oh, and on the subject of circumcision, it's worth noting that in Canada, circumcision is generally recommended against by doctors without medical cause, and in the US the general concensus is that of a neutral stance on circumcision.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:31:36


Post by: Cheesecat


Fafnir wrote:Explain what have I ever noted from that class that was far-fetched?

Oh, and on the subject of circumcision, it's worth noting that in Canada, circumcision is generally recommended against by doctors without medical cause, and in the US the general concensus is that of a neutral stance on circumcision.


I was a long time ago, I really not going to spend that much time digging through your message history (don't worry about it's not really a big deal anyways ). Either way I don't really have anything to add

other than what's the point of circumcision besides aesthetic or religious reasons?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:32:38


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


San Francisco voters will decide whether to ban male circumcision in the November 8 municipal election.


That could be the end of singing, "I lost my hat in San Fransisco."

Mind you, I always felt that song was too cheesy.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:34:37


Post by: LordofHats


Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:That could be the end of singing, "I lost my hat in San Fransisco."


Don't expect me to go get it for you. SF is crazy, even by my standards


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:42:44


Post by: Fafnir


Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:Explain what have I ever noted from that class that was far-fetched?

Oh, and on the subject of circumcision, it's worth noting that in Canada, circumcision is generally recommended against by doctors without medical cause, and in the US the general concensus is that of a neutral stance on circumcision.


I was a long time ago, I really not going to spend that much time digging through your message history (don't worry about it's not really a big deal anyways ). Either way I don't really have anything to add

other than what's the point of circumcision besides aesthetic or religious reasons?


The only real reason would be medical involving damage to the penis that requires removal of the foreskin to repair (which beats losing it entirely), infection requiring the same, or some sort of mutation which would cause the foreskin to block the urethral opening.

Otherwise, it's only really used as a way of marking someone as a group, generally a religious one. There used to be the reason of cleanliness, but we're not living in the desert anymore, and soap is easy to use and obtain these days. Dirt (which can lead to infection) and smegma can be avoided by applying normal hygenal practice (so if things are nasty down there, it's not because you're not circumcised, it's because you're just naturally disgusting).

Circumcision can also reduce the rate of transference of some STIs, but you should be wearing a condom anyway, which defeats that point entirely. Anyone who argues that this is a relevant argument for the support of circumcision is out of their mind. Circumcision is NOT a substitute for practicing safe sex.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 04:46:43


Post by: Cheesecat


Fafnir wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:Explain what have I ever noted from that class that was far-fetched?

Oh, and on the subject of circumcision, it's worth noting that in Canada, circumcision is generally recommended against by doctors without medical cause, and in the US the general concensus is that of a neutral stance on circumcision.


I was a long time ago, I really not going to spend that much time digging through your message history (don't worry about it's not really a big deal anyways ). Either way I don't really have anything to add

other than what's the point of circumcision besides aesthetic or religious reasons?


The only real reason would be medical involving damage to the penis that requires removal of the foreskin to repair (which beats losing it entirely), infection requiring the same, or some sort of mutation which would cause the foreskin to block the urethral opening.

Otherwise, it's only really used as a way of marking someone as a group, generally a religious one. There used to be the reason of cleanliness, but we're not living in the desert anymore, and soap is easy to use and obtain these days. Dirt (which can lead to infection) and smegma can be avoided by applying normal hygenal practice (so if things are nasty down there, it's not because you're not circumcised, it's because you're just naturally disgusting).

Circumcision can also reduce the rate of transference of some STIs, but you should be wearing a condom anyway, which defeats that point entirely. Anyone who argues that this is a relevant argument for the support of circumcision is out of their mind. Circumcision is NOT a substitute for practicing safe sex.


Thanks for the info, at least now I have a reason to not wash down there (just kidding ).


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 09:40:56


Post by: Albatross


Funnily enough, I manage to keep my fingers clean without pulling out my fingernails...

Weird, eh?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 11:46:30


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Glad one doesn't need to clip the foreskin every so often!
Though the habit of chewing it could be intruiging

maybe not such a good habit to perform in public!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Mother to little Jimmy:
If yer don't stop chewing your foreskin I'll put mustard on it!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 11:57:21


Post by: biccat


Fafnir wrote:You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

1) It's "moot", not "mute". No offense, it's just a pet peeve.

2) Believe it or not, lots of people have sex without using a condom. Your comment is like saying "women don't need the pill because men should be using a condom anyway."


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 12:04:52


Post by: Khornholio


^^Agree point 2. Condoms are lame.

Point 1, it's "Shire" not "moot". Just a pet peeve.




Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 12:20:34


Post by: biccat


Khornholio wrote:Point 1, it's "Shire" not "moot". Just a pet peeve.

Touche sir!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 13:13:23


Post by: Albatross


I haven't worn a condom in like, 10 years....


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 13:18:15


Post by: Emperors Faithful


My girlfriend and I are getting closer. I don't have to wear the condom all the time.

Just when we're having sex.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 13:18:57


Post by: Albatross


THIS THREAD CONTAINS ADULT THEMES.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 13:28:25


Post by: Emperors Faithful




Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 16:18:45


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Condoms are mandatory for me. I've told more than one person "not going there" because we didn't have any on hand. They didn't complain later, but I've had them be persistent at the time


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 19:01:30


Post by: Shadowbrand


Cannot wait until I turn twenty one. Visectime. Feth kids and feth condoms. I can still get it up and no risk of screaming vag-spawns.

Shadowbrand is happy.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 19:38:47


Post by: Ahtman




Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 19:57:12


Post by: Hindenburg


The Museum of Genital Integrity? What sort of museum is that? And why is it on an island!?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 20:12:36


Post by: FITZZ


Shadowbrand wrote:Cannot wait until I turn twenty one. Visectime. Feth kids and feth condoms. I can still get it up and no risk of screaming vag-spawns.

Shadowbrand is happy.


...But..the risk of STD's would still remain,so condoms would still be a "must use" unless you are in a "commited relationship" with one partner.

*This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 22:22:54


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


biccat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

1) It's "moot", not "mute". No offense, it's just a pet peeve.

2) Believe it or not, lots of people have sex without using a condom. Your comment is like saying "women don't need the pill because men should be using a condom anyway."

Thanks. I was about to quote it and argue the same point, pretty much


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 23:00:53


Post by: Shadowbrand


Well I had a rule about if she has sores or things growing out of her whispering eye.

But there are no physical signs for HIV... *Rubs stubble*

I must create a AIDSdar.

I am HIVpositive it will work.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/19 23:01:24


Post by: Kasrkai


Of course he doesn't.

He never saved me.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:02:28


Post by: Battle Brother Lucifer


Him not existing saved me from a sandworm, so ymmv

To all of you with your sandworms, the spice must flow


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:08:24


Post by: Emperors Faithful


FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


TM


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:16:00


Post by: FITZZ


Emperors Faithful wrote:
FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


TM


Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:17:03


Post by: Revenent Reiko


FITZZ wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


TM


Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.


and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:19:44


Post by: FITZZ


Revenent Reiko wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


TM


Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.


and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too


True...but the "perks" far outwiegh the "perils"...



Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 00:23:18


Post by: Revenent Reiko


FITZZ wrote:
Revenent Reiko wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Emperors Faithful wrote:
FITZZ wrote: *This message brought to you by Homicidal Clowns for Safer Sex...Remember Kids.."Always wrap it Before you tap it".*


TM


Ah,well done EF...you are now intitled to a percentage of all profits generated by Homicidal Clowns Inc. as well as any of it's affilate companies.


and also means you can now get stuck with any lawsuits too


True...but the "perks" far outwiegh the "perils"...



mmmmm.......perks.....

EDIT: HIGHLY impressed by the speed with which you provided pics too, well doe sir!


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 01:19:19


Post by: Khornholio


Where do I sign up to hang out with these clown girls? Is a foreskin required?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 03:21:00


Post by: Fafnir


biccat wrote:
Fafnir wrote:You generally shouldn't be having sex without a condom anyway, so that point is mute.

2) Believe it or not, lots of people have sex without using a condom. Your comment is like saying "women don't need the pill because men should be using a condom anyway."


Regardless, you should be using some form of protection/knowledge that your partner is clean should be paramount. If you're in a committed, monogamous relationship with a partner who's sexual history you know fairly well, you won't need to use a condom nearly as much as a couple who are of the more promiscuous variety (contraception should still be used though!). I'm referencing more casual encounters, where STIs are easier to spread.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 03:56:31


Post by: Ahtman


If you want to obsess over other peoples foreskin, well, that is no skin off my nose, but you seem like you were erecting these arguments before this thread ever even existed, which I find disconcerting.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 03:58:25


Post by: Emperors Faithful


Now now, I'm sure he's just foreplaying around.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 04:12:18


Post by: Albatross


To be fair, He has a point - perhaps I should take greater prickautions.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 16:50:11


Post by: Shadowbrand


Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:00:23


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Shadowbrand wrote:Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.

I love having a big piece of dark meat as it's warm juices run down my throat. I get mine skinless. (see? I even stayed on topic )


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:09:27


Post by: purplefood


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Shadowbrand wrote:Brb I need cock inside me.

..What? Theirs a KFC down the street...Fething weirdo.

I love having a big piece of dark meat as it's warm juices run down my throat. I get mine skinless. (see? I even stayed on topic )

Well played.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:12:22


Post by: Monster Rain


This is the line.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Here is Cannerus.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:16:00


Post by: Ahtman


It's like we're not even trying anymore.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:16:08


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


If I'm beneath the red line, does that mean I need to post more?


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:16:37


Post by: purplefood


We were trying in the first place?
We have poor standards...


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:18:43


Post by: Monster Rain


Ahtman wrote:It's like we're not even trying anymore.


I actually go outside for an evening and look what happens.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:26:10


Post by: Ahtman


purplefood wrote:We were trying in the first place?
We have poor standards...


Of course we were and it isn't sad. There were some great puns there and clever bits of word play and now we are at chicken = cock being the best we can muster. It was a great thread brought down.


Well, this exists @ 2011/05/20 17:28:14


Post by: reds8n


... well... yeah.

I think this particular vein has been mined out anyway. Best we leave this here then.