I want to see some of the ideas people have.


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And they must fit!!!

I already see myself as the Dark Apostle for my Word Bearers or the Archon I recently assembled as a test model for a possible Dark Eldar force. I just like the Idea of being a command figure who takes orders from no other, but still has a purpose.

iproxtaco wrote:I already see myself as the Dark Apostle for my Word Bearers or the Archon I recently assembled as a test model for a possible Dark Eldar force. I just like the Idea of being a command figure who takes orders from no other, but still has a purpose.

Very nice, DE are some sinister folk.

I think I would be a surprise leader. I would gain the trust of my battle brothers and become the chapter master of the Sangue Aquila (blood eagles) My made up chapter after the previous chapter master is slain trying to destroy a hive tyrant.

I would be the Tzeentch, but then my plans would change so I'd think i'd be a Techmarine

Nicholas wrote:I would be the Tzeentch, but then my plans would change so I'd think i'd be a Techmarine

Hahaha clever. XD

I'd probably be a rouge trader renowned for his skill as a swordsman.

Probably some member of the Ad Mech since I like computers, or a Tankbusta since I enjoy smashing things

An Imperial Citizen sitting at home, discussing games of toy soldiers over the Interwarp.

wizard12 wrote:I'd probably be a rouge trader renowned for his skill as a swordsman.

definitly a space marine.

anything but an Ultrasmurf.

Juvieus Kaine wrote:Probably some member of the Ad Mech since I like computers, or a Tankbusta since I enjoy smashing things

Haha Orks can never be taken seriously, thus is most peoples undoing.


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TrollPie wrote:An Imperial Citizen sitting at home, discussing games of toy soldiers over the Interwarp.

Genius!!!


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Grey Templar wrote:definitly a space marine.

anything but an Ultrasmurf.

Blood Angels are hiring. XD

wizard12 wrote:I'd probably be a rouge trader renowned for his skill as a swordsman.

And selling makeup



Myself, I'd be a choas mareen of tzintch

I think I would be a Shadowseer on a Jetbike, which of course is not allowed in the game, but there it is.

Shadowseer_Kim wrote:I think I would be a Shadowseer on a Jetbike, which of course is not allowed in the game, but there it is.

I think people should be able to play whatever model/character they want as long as the person/people they are playing against deems it fair, Me as A chapter master...I have a giant pet eagle.

Someone with tons of authority... so Inquisitor or Rogue Trader, most likely. Preferably one who is BFF with a Chapter Master and can call on his boys for help when needed.

Omegus wrote:Someone with tons of authority... so Inquisitor or Rogue Trader, most likely. Preferably one who is BFF with a Chapter Master and can call on his boys for help when needed.

Haha, the inquisition...nobody expects them ever...OR HERESY!

Oh, you can bet your ass they'd learn to expect me. Just the rumor of me being in-system would spark off pants-crapping pandemics.

Omegus wrote:Oh, you can bet your ass they'd learn to expect me. Just the rumor of me being in-system would spark off pants-crapping pandemics.

Haha I would like to develop a fan fiction story with you folks that have posted in this thread... all of you have great ideas.

Vladsimpaler wrote:

wizard12 wrote:I'd probably be a rouge trader renowned for his skill as a swordsman.

And selling makeup

wow,wow,wow...

makeup is serious... you probably wouldn't be able to count the number of other traders I've had to kill just because they sell lipstick cheaper than me....

I'm Alpharius.

wizard12 wrote:

Vladsimpaler wrote:

wizard12 wrote:I'd probably be a rouge trader renowned for his skill as a swordsman.

And selling makeup

wow,wow,wow...

makeup is serious... you probably wouldn't be able to count the number of other traders I've had to kill just because they sell lipstick cheaper than me....

Sisters of Battle and Dark Eldar being your main clients.

And Dark Angels. They need something to match their dresses.

Maybe a Mek, with a burna, my KFF and some Kans to back me up. Kans can be piloted by Gretchins, so I'd just have to find a few loyal ones to make sure they follow my orders. I'd down the warboss and take over the clan in an instant! And if that doesn't work, I'd just tweak his robotic arm a bit so that it kills him in his sleep and THEN take over the clan xD

Belexar wrote:Maybe a Mek, with a burna, my KFF and some Kans to back me up. Kans can be piloted by Gretchins, so I'd just have to find a few loyal ones to make sure they follow my orders. I'd down the warboss and take over the clan in an instant! And if that doesn't work, I'd just tweak his robotic arm a bit so that it kills him in his sleep and THEN take over the clan xD

That actually sounds like an Ork idea.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Belexar wrote:Maybe a Mek, with a burna, my KFF and some Kans to back me up. Kans can be piloted by Gretchins, so I'd just have to find a few loyal ones to make sure they follow my orders. I'd down the warboss and take over the clan in an instant! And if that doesn't work, I'd just tweak his robotic arm a bit so that it kills him in his sleep and THEN take over the clan xD

That actually sounds like an Ork idea.

If violence doesn't solve your problems, you're obviously not an Ork xD

Belexar wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Belexar wrote:Maybe a Mek, with a burna, my KFF and some Kans to back me up. Kans can be piloted by Gretchins, so I'd just have to find a few loyal ones to make sure they follow my orders. I'd down the warboss and take over the clan in an instant! And if that doesn't work, I'd just tweak his robotic arm a bit so that it kills him in his sleep and THEN take over the clan xD

That actually sounds like an Ork idea.

If violence doesn't solve your problems, you're obviously not an Ork xD

Haha so true.

An inquisitor, fight the big bad guys who who/whatever I want.

cordan123 wrote:An inquisitor, fight the big bad guys who who/whatever I want.

I called it first, so you get to be one of my acolytes.

On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

TrollPie wrote:On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

The blood thirster would surely fall to your might.

I's probly be a ad mech with a explorer fleet trying to find lost tech or a planet to turn into a forge world.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

TrollPie wrote:On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

The blood thirster would surely fall to your might.

Then the smurfs would arrive and take all the credit

TrollPie wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

TrollPie wrote:On second thoughts, I'd be a sceaming conscript running at a bloodthirster with nothing more than some tissue paper and a bayonet.

The blood thirster would surely fall to your might.

Then the smurfs would arrive and take all the credit

I hate them the most. -_- Always hogging the spotlight.


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Malivon wrote:I's probly be a ad mech with a explorer fleet trying to find lost tech or a planet to turn into a forge world.

Magos Biologos.

I would be Grey Knight.

I would likely end up as some cultist or sorcerer to Tzeentch. Constantly plotting and vying for power. Endlessly thinking of plans and such. Rather see myself as one of those commanders who observe and command the battle from above and afar, reserving my might for the direst of times.

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

I'd be a ork warboss and start the largest waaaagh ever making my goal to be wipng out all space marines chapters and smashing and destroying all power armor and land raiders to rid the galaxy of that menace once and for all. then I'd probably go after the tau for a nice vacation and an easy kill, unite all the orks across the galaxy wipe out humanity and all other species except the tyranids and have a never ending happy fun time smashing bugs and chasing them to their galaxy hoping to find new things there to krump

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

What if someone ordered you? You would have to follow orders. That's what I don't like about Marines. If an ork doesn't like what the Warboss says, the whole matter can be settled with a quick deathmatch. Also, orks are divided in several clans. If you want, you can just leave one clan and join another one. If you do it right neither clans woud even notice. Hell, if you're big enough you can even start your own little army, if you have some boyz who think like you and a mek to build you guns.

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

iproxtaco wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

Oh God, it's the Ward effect....

One of two things, A guardsman, or one of my own marines (if i could survive the surgeries and such...), The Sons of Ragnarok.

Guard: I would volunteer for the guard, better then being cramped is some dank hive, plus, who knows might survive. I also have good oratory skills, and personally don't like following others, so maybe i could lead. Im not a bad shot, im small, thin, and fairly quick and agile, so could sneak around fairly easily!

Marines: Hey their world is clouded most of the time, lots of rain and snow. And i'm as pale as they come, lol.

I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

TrollPie wrote:

iproxtaco wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Brother Coa wrote:I would be Grey Knight.

As the new Mek Warboss (read my previous posts in this thread) I'd hunt down the Grey Knights because I hate them so very much. Seriously, as much as people may say that they are Well Intended Extremists I think they're jerks. I'd also hunt Tyranids. Squigs are basically a small form of tyranid, so I'm guessing the big ones are as edible for the Orks as the little ones. Also their claws woud make great choppas. And their skulls would look great on my Trukks. Oh, and definitively Necrons. I want to test just how "unlootable" they are.

So your cat is actually firing at Grey Knight holly armor

I would be no ordinary Grey Knight, I would never slay Sisters or brainwash Guardsman or Marines. But if I must, I would exterminate entire planet population to stop the spread of Chaos plague. Better for citizens of the Imperium to die by our hands than to be tortured by Chaos and die in agony of rotting corpses and mutated bodies. In the end - survival of whole race is all that matters, it is always better solution for hundreds to die so that millions would live.

But It's fine for a few sisters to survive in place of potentially hundreds of billions? That really makes no sense.

Oh God, it's the Ward effect....

Explain.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

I dont know that I could answer to a commisar.

I would be a Kasrkin Storm Trooper with a meltagun

mebobsayhi9 wrote:I would be a Kasrkin Storm Trooper with a meltagun

You have the melta, and ill be the marksman with the lasgun!

Knight Titan pilot.

Based off of personality I'm argumentative, stubborn, am a thrill seeker and am covered with tattoos so chances are if I where a character in 40k I'd most likely be an Ork of some kind maybe a biker or trukker. And I would most deffinitly have an axe

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:Based off of personality I'm argumentative, stubborn, am a thrill seeker and am covered with tattoos so chances are if I where a character in 40k I'd most likely be an Ork of some kind maybe a biker or trukker. And I would most deffinitly have an axe

Kommando?

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:And they must fit!!!

Fit what?

I mean, the obvious choice many people would have for me is Battle Sister, and that could, possibly, fit if I was raised differently... and I would have been if I was part of the schola progenium. Which again is possible as my father is a Korean veteran... and yet, without my adoptive parents' influence, what kind of person would I be? Etc etc etc.

Melissia wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:And they must fit!!!

Fit what?

I mean, the obvious choice many people would have for me is Battle Sister, and that could, possibly, fit if I was raised differently... and I would have been if I was part of the schola progenium. Which again is possible as my father is a Korean veteran... and yet, without my adoptive parents' influence, what kind of person would I be? Etc etc etc.

Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

Belexar wrote:What if someone ordered you?

Well that depends...if there are no witnesses - I would simply let them go. If there are...
Let's just said that that wouldn't finish good for me

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

That's fething awesome. I'm changing mine to this.

Omegus wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:Not be something like, "Yeah I would be a dragon with two bolters and a lightsaber that got transported into the 40k universe."

That's fething awesome. I'm changing mine to this.

*calls the inquisitors to stop this from happening* =P

Marneus Calgar. Because I'm that awesome.

coolyo294 wrote:Marneus Calgar. Because I'm that awesome.

Old and snobby?

I'm calling the Inquisition on that one as well. Two things that are off limits; non-fluff related imaginary units, and Marenus Calgar.

iproxtaco wrote:I'm calling the Inquisition on that one as well. Two things that are off limits; non-fluff related imaginary units, and Marenus Calgar.

Agreed my friend.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

I dont know that I could answer to a commisar.

You can't.

*ZAP*

Damn you, hotmail, for not alerting me of the messages saying that there were new posts! Damn you to hell!

Anyways...

@Guy who wanted to be an ork: Why not joining my clan as a Dread pilot? I mean, you'd had to eat through a straw for the rest of your life, but you could rip a terminator in two with one hand while crushing a librarian to pulp with the other one and using your two remaining hands to burn an assault unit to ashes!

Or you could always become as a wagon gunner. Reliable gretchins are hard to find these days. Or I could train you as a mek and put you in charge of a Lootta unit. Or blah, blah, blah...

Grenat wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Grenat wrote:I would go for a Commissar.
I like to be a little freelance and outside hierarchy ; I have some oratory skills and I despise those who can not make effective decisions. I often play the role of the grey eminence.

Space Marine - I would be an expert in flight and jungle combat.

Kasrkin - It is the closest thing to what I did in the military.

I dont know that I could answer to a commisar.

You can't.

*ZAP*

Haha that is the commisar way of doing things. If you do not like what your troops are doing shoot one of them.

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:Marneus Calgar. Because I'm that awesome.

Old and snobby?

That old guy slap Avatar on his face and he died....

Orks have a simiar technique. It comes with the bosspole. If your units want to retreat, you start beating them down untill they're more afraid of you than of the enemy. The leader of the Vulchas just kills one of his boyz if his unit wants to retreat.

Belexar wrote:Orks have a simiar technique. It comes with the bosspole. If your units want to retreat, you start beating them down untill they're more afraid of you than of the enemy. The leader of the Vulchas just kills one of his boyz if his unit wants to retreat.

"RED GOES FASTER!!!"

A venerable dreadnought, I like sleep and i'm oldest sibling in my family.

I was AB/AS, and crosstrained into the tech side of comm while I was in, and have always much more enjoyed the company of machines to people... I figure techmarine is the way I would have to go...

If I could completely recreate myself, I would want to be a zealous leader of men as a Black Templar Castellan. High enough up to be a total badass with great wargear, but not as much responsibility as a Marshal.

My realistic goal would be a multi melta gunner on a LrC.

I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Id be a Crimson Fists thunderhawk jockey.

I'd be an Imperial citizen on a calm, safe world which hasn't been attacked in millennia because it has nothing worth attacking over.

I'd be stuck at home being cared for by my parents since I'd have a mental defect without the ability to get it cured. So I'd spend most days passing the time by chatting with my fellow citizens, and occasionally playing strategy games with them.

If I ended up joining or being inducted into the Guard, I'd probably stick around as a lower-ranking guy, since I'd have no ambition for climbing the ranks. Might be given a special weapon or put in a heavy weapon crew eventually, assuming my marksmanship skills were good enough or improved enough, and also since I can learn how to use different things easily enough.

In that vein of thought, I'd probably be an Imperial Guardsmen with a special weapon or vox-caster, or part of a heavy weapon team. If I survived long enough, I'd probably end up in a Veteran Squad with one of those pieces of equipment.

Can people with mental defects get into the Imperial Guard? Also, I think you mean "posibility" instead of "ability."

Magtherion_Soulsaver wrote:

Warboss Imbad Ironskull wrote:Based off of personality I'm argumentative, stubborn, am a thrill seeker and am covered with tattoos so chances are if I where a character in 40k I'd most likely be an Ork of some kind maybe a biker or trukker. And I would most deffinitly have an axe

Kommando?

Nah I'm not sneaky enough, I'd be a Deffkopta pilot as it corrisponds to my career.

Belexar wrote:Can people with mental defects get into the Imperial Guard? Also, I think you mean "posibility" instead of "ability."

Dunno one way or the other on the first. Probably depends on the defect.

On the second, I don't mean, "possibility," though, "means," may have been a better word to use than, "ability." Imperial medical tech is apparently pretty damned good, if you can afford it/are provided it. I probably wouldn't be able to afford it, nor would it likely be provided due to its high cost and lack of dire need due to a much cheaper treatment being available and functioning well enough with me. Here I'm using unaffordable high cost as a metaphor for lack of existence in terms of being given a cure.

I'd be a remembrancer because I like to watch...

I'd be the Captain of an Eldar Void Stalker.

I would be Karnage Wolf( hence my user name) Chapter Master of the Dark Marines, the ruler of Malstorm. I have alot of time on my hands so that's why I know what I'd answer or I'd be a Tyraind Hive Tyrant, I all ways wanted to be a task master and that I can come back! Hehehehe

kronk wrote:I'd be a remembrancer because I like to watch...

But can you remember?

I am thinking Ultramarine sternguard veteran.

Sorry about this post please ignore it

purplefood wrote:I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Fortunately, tanks squadrons don't have moral break problems...
Can you imagine ?

"Cowards ! Come back !

...

Okay, Battle Canon, ready."


*BOOOOOM*

For the disclaimers about my avatar and name, their only about WoC in Faba. In wh40k I would picture myself as an sneaky, ruthless but unsure Eldar Autarch who doesn't like sacrificing his own men but is willing to do anything to save them if the situation goes wrong.

A Primaris Psyker, whose slowly succumbing to Chaos.

I'm sorry, but Tzneetch is highly appealing to my knowledge craving mind, and as we all know. Knowledge is power.

Chaos Lord Gir wrote:A Primaris Psyker, whose slowly succumbing to Chaos.

Then when you finally succumb, you kill yourself with your scholastica psykana mercy blade due to the training you went through to become Primaris (which you probably didn't even know about, because of how that institution works) triggering.

Grenat wrote:

purplefood wrote:I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Fortunately, tanks squadrons don't have moral break problems...
Can you imagine ?

"Cowards ! Come back !

...

Okay, Battle Canon, ready."


*BOOOOOM*

No but every tank regiment needs a guy in a black hat and wielding a sword...
Drive me closer...

I AM THE HIVE MIND.

I would say an Archon similar to sliscus, I think im a bit too unorthodox for rank and file and I love the idea of being a space pirate haha xD

Oooo, maybe a razorwing pilot!

A master fencer with a scythe-shaped cannon of bone
I would kill Tyranid Hive Fleets, all on my own
I'd be a skull-shaped-helmet wearing elf
Walking the Eye of Terror on my own jolly self
And my name would be Maugan Ra!
And my name would be Maugan Ra!

Eldar Own wrote:I AM THE HIVE MIND.

Oh really? * points baneblade your way

I would be a trooper in the deathkorps of krieg, leading a bayonet charge towards the heretics opposing the god emperors will.

I think the idea of fanfictions for 40k would be awsome as I can never find many but I would have to either be the Lost Primarch of the Angel Guard (my own) Chapter or an Inquisitorial assassin, known only by codename and feared amoung gangs and heretics.

As the assassin is my Dark Heresy character.

Trondheim wrote:

Eldar Own wrote:I AM THE HIVE MIND.

Oh really? * points baneblade your way

I would be a trooper in the deathkorps of krieg, leading a bayonet charge towards the heretics opposing the god emperors will.

And be rescued by the space marines after 746835246 of your troops die.

I would be a jovial Blood Claw that is much liked, but is the first killed in the pack.

purplefood wrote:

Grenat wrote:

purplefood wrote:I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Fortunately, tanks squadrons don't have moral break problems...
Can you imagine ?

"Cowards ! Come back !

...

Okay, Battle Canon, ready."


*BOOOOOM*

No but every tank regiment needs a guy in a black hat and wielding a sword...
Drive me closer...

If tanks had Boarding Planks like Ork Trukks do, that guy's life wuld be a lot more fun!

Belexar wrote:

purplefood wrote:

Grenat wrote:

purplefood wrote:I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Fortunately, tanks squadrons don't have moral break problems...
Can you imagine ?
"Cowards ! Come back !
...
Okay, Battle Canon, ready."
*BOOOOOM*

No but every tank regiment needs a guy in a black hat and wielding a sword...
Drive me closer...

If tanks had Boarding Planks like Ork Trukks do, that guy's life wuld be a lot more fun!

True that...

DRIVE ME CLOSER, I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD. lol i love guys sat ontop of tanks

Nobody wants to be a Tyrant pilot? Really? That's odd.

Melissia wrote:

Chaos Lord Gir wrote:A Primaris Psyker, whose slowly succumbing to Chaos.

Then when you finally succumb, you kill yourself with your scholastica psykana mercy blade due to the training you went through to become Primaris (which you probably didn't even know about, because of how that institution works) triggering.

Totally worth it

Im completely mad so im a weird boy who looted a monolith and chained him self to the "big glowy thing". Oh and he painted it red to go faster!

I'd probably fit well with a loner Space Marine Chapter like the Soul Drinkers or Sons of Malice.

Dark Angels Battle Brother. Dislikes strangers, trusts very few, quiet, secretive, stoic in situations...

Autarch with too much wargear. I just love bossing people about and playing around with jump packs.

An Inquisitor, working under Coteaz.

Or an Eldar Autarch. I like the idea of mastering every Eldar method of war, yet not being mastered by them.

Well Im quite a peacful person so I reckon I'd be an Eldar Exodite. I would wear green garbs, ride a horse, traverse dungeons with small keys hidden everywhere, fight gano- oh wait

In games I always pretend that I am just the seargent of one of my tactical squads, I like being on the front line, too bad I usually die...

cyberscape7 wrote:Well Im quite a peacful person so I reckon I'd be an Eldar Exodite. I would wear green garbs, ride a horse, traverse dungeons with small keys hidden everywhere, fight gano- oh wait

lol go Link be free "in space"?

I'm currently making a jungle based Exodite eldar force and i might have to make link as one of my heroes that would be funny

I would be a Jokaero
a monkey who can make almost anything is just to cool to pass up.

Hmmm... Good question... Definitely a Necron Destroyer Lord. I would just look down on you all, then slowly swing round my warscythe and let it glide through your armour, bloodlessly, and let a smile protrude along my face.

The Chapter Master of the Shadow Legion!

I founded them only fair that I get to run them

I would be my own Captain of the Salamanders, Kar'taan


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Or Vulkan (primarch)

I would be the star child, because I am born from pure win... and 10,000 souls everyday.

Grenat wrote:

purplefood wrote:I like the idea of being a commissar...
Though i'd prefer to be a tanker...
Tank regiment commissar?

Fortunately, tanks squadrons don't have moral break problems...
Can you imagine ?

"Cowards ! Come back !

...

Okay, Battle Canon, ready."


*BOOOOOM*

they do have commissars.


IIRC, forge world has some Tank Commissar rules.

Its strictly a fluff posting, but yeah, there are Commissars in Tanks.

I'm still gonna go with gynecologist for the Sisters of Battle.

DickBandit wrote:I'm still gonna go with gynecologist for the Sisters of Battle.

I'd be a space marine with a missile launcher. Only because I would be the only known being that could fire my heavy weapon even if my squad took a step forward. Lol god i hate that rule... but if not that...

An ork freebooter warboss, similar to Kaptin Badrukk, leading a large fleet of ork pirates. Waaaa(arg)gh!


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Luco wrote:Dark Angels Battle Brother. Dislikes strangers, trusts very few, quiet, secretive, stoic in situations...

Life of the party right here lol

I am Chaplain T. Pitier of fools! Tosser of SUCKAHS!

I'd be a Furioso Dreadnought. Furioso because I cannot stand Dreadnoughts having ranged weaponary, and power claws/blood talons look amazingly br00t4l.

ye blood talons are deadly wmds they can rip whole platoons of guard apart in one combat phase :S

If I could be ANYTHING? I'd be a Space Marine, probably a Librarian. Force-Gauntlets. And a sarcastic manner.

As the Arch Mek of the Wurrgutz, I'd command my Kans and Lootas to take down monoliths and loot them just to show the ones who say they're unlootable. And Grey Knights vehicles. Just to piss them off

Remember, I will be straped to those looted liths!

I would be in the adeptus cleaneratus using my powermop to mop the floors of the grand weetabixus makerus... or something

Belexar wrote:Can people with mental defects get into the Imperial Guard? Also, I think you mean "posibility" instead of "ability."

Hell, it's practically a requirement.

The word Ogryn springs to mind

I'd be a skull in a tower of skulls.



Or a servitor.

DickBandit wrote:I'm still gonna go with gynecologist for the Sisters of Battle.

Great idea! Except in the Imperium, you probably wouldn't be called gynecologist, but something faux-latiny like Vaginatus Medicae or some such.

haloreach4ever wrote:Remember, I will be straped to those looted liths!

Sure, as long as you carry a sword xD

Noisy_Marine wrote:I'd be a skull in a tower of skulls.



Or a servitor.

You have amazing hopes and dreams

I'd probably be a black templar marshal.

(geek voice) I'd be (snort) a LANDRAIDERTHATCANTRANSFORM! No i'am joking I'd be a inquisitor, you know, as you do.

I'd be a 1ksons sorcerer who spends his time looting libraries and killing space wolves.

No need for a sword, i am a weired boy who uses power from lith crystals to make super huge magic gun thing!

A commissar. Chainsword and las/bolt pistol whooping ass inspiring Guardsmen through heroism.

Varrick wrote: A commissar. Chainsword and las/bolt pistol whooping ass inspiring Guardsmen through heroism.

and by shooting them in the face

I'd be some cadian bloke holding a flag

there is a wide range of answers that ive seen from "a skull in a pile of skulls" to "tzeentch" the chaos god. little

A Guardian from some Craftworld. My day job would be underwhelming.

haloreach4ever wrote:No need for a sword, i am a weired boy who uses power from lith crystals to make super huge magic gun thing!

It was supposed to be a joke. You know, an ork with a sword in a tank... Ork comissar... Ha, ha, ha...

So yeah...

ah i see.

You do.

"GET ME CLOZE', ME WANTZ TO SMACK DEM HUMIES WITH DIS HERE CHOPPA"

Translation: "Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword."

LOL d-mot tank commisar

Poor Tau empire, no one wants to be part of it...

Ill be an inquisitor that says: 'your guilty' even if he knows that person aint..
And I would date with a SoB

Unrealistic: Mortarion
Realistic: A conscript, shot in the first minute of his first battle

I think the first one is better...

Today I start construction on me as a mini! :3

A scrivener doing crop tallies on some little agri-world sounds good. With a Space Marine of Quote the Day calendar on my desk, and a couple of surreptitious Soritas inspirational pin-ups tucked in a drawer.

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Luco wrote:Dark Angels Battle Brother. Dislikes strangers, trusts very few, quiet, secretive, stoic in situations...

Life of the party right here lol

Someone's gotta drive the Space Pups home.

I recon I would be quite good at being an Inquisitorial Assassin, hunting down targets for the Inquisitor Lord that I work under and always staying loyal to the Emporer.

I would be a PDF lieutenant on a small backwater where nothing could possibly happen, ever, really, safest place in the imperium. Nothing happens here, far from all fighting.

Hey, those are odd plants...

I would be an ex warp spider aspect who kept his gear and became a ranger. The ultimate in nomadic experience.

I think that i would probably be an imperial guard commissar because i have quite a short temper and little patience and i often want people to do what i want them to do...

A tau water caste negotiator, because i am good with words and can talk the hind legs off a krootox! I would be supreme in vouching for the greater good, if something happens I will think of how each option of action I could take would affect the bigger picture! not a glamourous role, but a role true to me!

and I would be the Imperial Fist captain who shoots your mouth off for boring me

Probably a techpriest.

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DickBandit wrote:I'm still gonna go with gynecologist for the Sisters of Battle.

Great idea! Except in the Imperium, you probably wouldn't be called gynecologist, but something faux-latiny like Vaginatus Medicae or some such.

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These are the rules for my special character I made for my Orks. If I were to be transported into 40k, this is who I would become

Unta da Great Mekaniac
WS BS S T W I A Sv
5 2 5 5 3 4 4 3++

Wargear
Mekaniacs Tools
Kustom Force Field
Stikkbombs
Power Klaw

Speacial Rules
Indipendent Character
Furious Charge
Mob Rule
WAAAAGH!
Mekanical Monster


Mekanical Monster

Through the countless battles (and one fungus beer stupor) Unta has lost most of his green skinned body. But being such a powerful Boss and Mek, his boyz kept him alive and killin.

Untas Mekanikal body makes his save invunerable, and hes immune to ID. The down side, is it is Orky engineerin, so every turn (unless in a transport) roll a die for Unta, a 2-6 Unta funtions as normal. On a roll of a 1 Unta melts down and instantly attacks the closest unit to him, friend or foe. If no unit is close enough to charge, he attacks his own unit if attached to one. If alone, treat as if you rolled a 2-6

Mekaniacs Tools

Its argued throughout Orkdom that Unta is the best at fixin fings. He has fashioned one arm into a set of incredibly useful tools.

The Mekaniacs tools are meks tools, but repair a weapon destroyed/immobolised on a roll of a 3+ instead of a 4+

iproxtaco wrote:I'm calling the Inquisition on that one as well. Two things that are off limits; non-fluff related imaginary units, and Marenus Calgar.

I'll be a Khorne/Nurgle demigod crossbreed!!!!!

Seriously? I would be a reaver. Killing people without even slowing down? *Wipes away a tear of joy* Yay!

Do Space Wolves have normal human genitals? If so, being one would be nice

Oh, and here is the Arch Mek's stats:

WS4 BS2 S4 T5 W3 I4 A3 Ld9 Sv3+

Special Rules:

Independent Character, Furious Charge, Mob Rule, Killa Mek, Waaagh!

Killa Mek: the Archmek is capable of joining a unit of walkers. All walkers in his unit receive a +2 stenght bonus, both to themselves and to their weapons.

Wargear:

Mek’s Tools, Kustom Force Field, Cybork Body, Four Grot Assistants , Burna

Arch Mek Armor: A kustom set of armor designed by himself after becoming the Arch Mek. It’s made from special steel plates and a closed helmet shaped like (and often used as) a welding mask. It gives him a 3+ Armor Save and makes him immune to instant death.

I'd be The God Emperor Incarnate.

Technically, the God Emperor is himself incarnate. You know, since he's still alive.

I guess. If so,I'd be The God Emperor Incarnate Incarnate. If I can't be that then I'd be Draigo.

Be Draigo. In order for you to be the Emperor Incarnate the Emperor must be dead.

A vindicare. Love the idea of protecting humanity with a really long range rifle

Hmmmmmm...

I would be a Lone wolf... loaded with every and all goodies he can get his hands, roaming the Galaxy looking for something that can kill him...

...and in the mean time

sitting around with his 2 flea-bag Fenrisian Wolves drinking himself into insensability every night... Shagging any and everything in sight...

Of course, given the usual activities of a lone wolf, the only thing in sight you would be shagging are those flea-bag wolves of yours.

Omegus wrote:Of course, given the usual activities of a lone wolf, the only thing in sight you would be shagging are those flea-bag wolves of yours.

That's... Disturbing.

Belexar wrote:

Omegus wrote:Of course, given the usual activities of a lone wolf, the only thing in sight you would be shagging are those flea-bag wolves of yours.

That's... Disturbing.

He is a space wolf.

Probably a Commisar along the lines of Caiphus Cain, trying to arrange things to stay out of trouble then failing miserably but somehow coming out of it through pure dumb luck.

.hmm..hmm.. hmm.. we'll leave this open for now, see if this thread has any legs left in it, but in general we prefer it if users don't reopen threads that have run their course and are gracefully disappearing into the ether.

Maybe a Luna Wolve in the 10th Company before Horus did his stuff.

reds8n wrote:.hmm..hmm.. hmm.. we'll leave this open for now, see if this thread has any legs left in it, but in general we prefer it if users don't reopen threads that have run their course and are gracefully disappearing into the ether.

Fair enough, but since you posted I am urged to ask...what kind of character would you be?

I would either be some crazy ork mek making a super stompa

or

a slicing' emperors champion killin' some heretics

The only good heretic is a dead one.

How are all of you turning into aliens. You in 40K would be some scrawny human destined to feed the machine that is the Imperium. Whether you die in some factory or under the choppa of some filthy xenos.

I would be a guy who presses the button on a Vortex missile.

Or a Princeps,Preferably of a really big Emperor Titan or a Warhound.

I'm the Princeps of one of the Titans that guards the Golden Throne.

I think only the Custodies guard it but call for reinforcements if needed.

Nope. There are two Warhound Titans that guard it.

Only warhounds?Can't love him that much if they only give him Warhounds.

Why those?That'd be boring.Just sitting there for Millenia on guard for a threat that never comes.

Warhounds are the only pattern of Titan that can fit in the Throne room.

I'd be a land raider pilot. Safe inside a very protective box with a load of big guns and some friendly termies to back me up.

Underhive ganger, Goliath.

If not that, I'd be a cult leader for confidential reasons.

I got a pretty bad temper and go insane a little at times. Space Wolf under The Mark of Wulfen.

If the Emperor is merciful, I would be a grox-farmer on some backwater Agri World that has never, and will never, know the tread of the Xeno or the Heretic.

Techpriest by far. Probably no higher rank than an Enginseer. I like the idea of combat medic. I like tinkering with weapons and vehicles. I like the idea of augmentation. I don't like paperwork. I don't like taking orders to charge a heavily fortified location to let the Astartes have all the credit for having the highest kill count. Second choice for most of the same reasons would be commanding officer of an artillery regiment. Caiphas Cain had it right. The best way to wage war seems to be sitting back eating a hot grox bun and drinking tanna while periodically saying "Fire" in a genteel accent into my personal voxcaster.

A chaos raptor forever entombed within a dreadnaught, but with jet packs added!

Psienesis wrote:If the Emperor is merciful, I would be a grox-farmer on some backwater Agri World that has never, and will never, know the tread of the Xeno or the Heretic.

The nids would probably drop in for a bite to eat.

A little intergalactic snack.

I'm that space marine that always misses with the lascannon Im given, why does everyone think I can shoot, WHY?

I'm the Guardsman that gets killed first just to show how dangerous it is. Didn't even get a name.

Snotling ammunition in the Shock attack gun.

htj wrote:I'm the Guardsman that gets killed first just to show how dangerous it is. Didn't even get a name.

No character depth means no life. Why else do you think that the Guardsmen are referred to by their weapon names? Nothing cool like Warp Spiders, Noise Marines, or Immortals. No, YOU are the heavy weapons guy. YOU are the sniper. YOU are the flamer. YOU are the... Oh, Conscript... You don't even get a weapon name...

Yep, that's me. Ex-conscript #18704697834098...(it goes on).

Hmmm. . . I like beer, I smell a little odd and I enjoy the occassional friendly banter that usual leads to fisty cuffs. . . I'm an ork!

I sort of like the idea of being the Company Commander of a Cadian Mechanized Company, and constantly hollering "INCOMING!!!" and "BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!" and "FIRE ALL GUNS, DAMMIT!!!" and similar exclamations. If I could, I'd carry a specially strengthened Rending sword(it takes more skill to try to go around Power Armour plates than through it with a Power Sword, which I would be proud of, but it would be nice if I could punch clear through the heart of an Aspiring Champion in a pinch). As well, my Bolt Pistol's rounds would be Rending, as they'd carry a slightly more explosive core.

pounding rock music mixed with trance, drugs, women, clearly im a


Commissar

keeper of secrets

....what! I'm good at keeping them

A slaanesh sorcerer practicing the ancient art of sexy time, oh and demon summoning, no wait! turning people into chaos spawn muhahaha.

Battle hardened Blood angel assault Sergeant, skilled and resourceful with his power sword and infernus pistol, yet kinda nutty and angry and tending to jump ahead of the squad straight into the middle of hordes lots of enemies without much regard to safety, and the get a tongue lashing from whoever sees me do so, eventually leading to a break down in the middle of a battle and a big "I understand now moment" blah blah blah something Sanguinius blah hate leaving me blah blah reborn warior blah blah continue unsafe ways

An ancient venerable dreadnought; though I wish for nothing more than my eternal rest, I must continue my duty for the good of my brethren and march back into battle.