'Mock the Week' a popular BBC 'comedy panel show' has an improv round called 'scenes we'd like to see' where the comedians come up with funny one liners on a certain topic. I thought dakka could do with a slice of this action so i give you 'Thread titles to avoid'.

Here are some to get things started:

'How young is too young?'
'What's this rash? [pics]'
'The problem with black people'
'[video] me and my girlfriend'
'Great site: Nike trainers, Armani jeans, Ipad $5 wow!'
'Should i get tested?'

Let the comedy flow!!

'so i was outside the women's changing room'

this is wierd BTW. if this does catch on im sure it will be good laughs.

.

Can A Cure For Cancer Be Justified?

'why religion is bad', good one lol.

"Are you paying too much for car insurance?"

corpsesarefun wrote:Can A Cure For Cancer Be Justified?

i see what you did there.

OT Thread titles to avoid.

'so i ran over an old lady....'

'so my son is reading certain magazines....'

'so,i woke up naked in a ditch,should i be worried?'

'so my doctor said i need to get tested..,'

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:OT Thread titles to avoid.

[stage left]Hilarity ensues..........

EDit 'So i ran over an old lady'
Barely warrants a thread, she'll be fine....

" 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."

...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.

FITZZ wrote: " 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."

...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.

that reminds me...

'so ive bought lady's underwear...'

'Need tips for stalking a girl i like from school'

'my quest for fitness'

'Republicans are douches'

"Frazzled and his wonderful weiners."

Avatar 720 wrote:"Frazzled and his wonderful weiners."

dangit,your not suppose to win a thread this fast! but this seriously is the funniest so far

Perkustin wrote:'Need tips for taking a girl i like from a school'

Fixed...?

"Thinking of starting Orks, what color are they and why?"

"Do Orks have nipples?"

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

"What's on your mind?"

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

No, except maybe this (sorry Chibi ).

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..

EDIT:...GDI Cheesecat...See...I knew it....

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..

You literally made me laugh out loud.

Cheesecat wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..

You literally made me laugh out loud.

Yes...I figured as much..

lord commissar klimino wrote:'so i was outside the women's changing room'

this is wierd BTW. if this does catch on im sure it will be good laughs.

"If this is love, why does it burn?"

"Quit smoking motivation thread"

"Favourite Dakka usernames"

"Conspiracy theory 101"

Never has a single thread made me laugh so much...

"Why are Angry Marines so Angry?"

"Who killed JFK?"

"Check out this Ork cheerleader mini"

Any bloody thread title that is vague and/or misleading.

eg Need help
yes but what with you blithering....

ah, think I maybe taking it too literally.


okay how about:
My mother the Space Femarine
Cute animal characters and anthropomorphism. Discuss.
Our brand of football is better than yours.

X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon

AvatarForm wrote:X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon

I was aware of that, when I created the thread but I want to hear people's opinions on why they disliked it so much.

"SO i was walking into a bar and..."

"You guys wanna hear a joke?"

"Politics!"

"PALIN!"

"2012 OMG!"

"AMAZING GRACE!"

"AMERICA GAK YEAH, GONNA SAVE THE MOTHA GAKING DAY YEAH!"

"So i lost my girlfriend."

"I feel so alone without my gf."

"What the hell happened to barbie?"

"I have a kid and he is annoying me..."

"I hate Teenage BOOPERS!"

Cheesecat wrote:

AvatarForm wrote:X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon

I was aware of that, when I created the thread but I want to hear people's opinions on why they disliked it so much.

Then you would also be aware that the thread exlplaining why they disliked it would be years old and out there on the net.

AvatarForm wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

AvatarForm wrote:X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon

I was aware of that, when I created the thread but I want to hear people's opinions on why they disliked it so much.

Then you would also be aware that the thread exlplaining why they disliked it would be years old and out there on the net.

I hated that movie.
Anyway.

Anything with icons or anything on the thread title like this

This is getting catty.

AvatarForm wrote:"If this is love, why does it burn?"

erm.....bad memories man.....wait...that doesn't sound right....

'"Quality" of the Off-Topic Forum"
"Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender"

Asherian Command wrote:

AvatarForm wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

AvatarForm wrote:X-Men: Last Stand... years after it has been hated upon

I was aware of that, when I created the thread but I want to hear people's opinions on why they disliked it so much.

Then you would also be aware that the thread exlplaining why they disliked it would be years old and out there on the net.

I hated that movie.
Anyway.

Anything with icons or anything on the thread title like this

But why?!?

Anything containing the word "DOOMFART."

'DOOMFART'

let the hating commence

biccat wrote:Anything containing the word "DOOMFART."

Many DOOMFARTers will find that offensive!

biccat wrote:Anything containing the word "DOOMFART."

NINJA! great minds think alike!

"The Victim and How to Blame Him"

'how do you hide body parts?'

Avatar 720 wrote:"The Victim and How to Blame Him"

Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a winner.

How about "YOU ARE ALL EXCREMENT!"?

"How to assemble my CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT"

FITZZ wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:"The Victim and How to Blame Him"

Ladies and Gentlemen...we have a winner.

i think this wins more.

Avatar 720 wrote:"Frazzled and his wonderful weiners."

this or 'fazzleds tips on cleaning weiners.'

nah,not as good.

Monster Rain wrote:How about "YOU ARE ALL EXCREMENT!"?

..." G-Baby's guide to staying calm under pressure..."

Quite frankly I think that FITZZ wins...

" xxxxxx Obama xxxx xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx!1?!?!"

the x can be pretty much anything, it'll still be a recipe for disaster.

How about Frigging Obama screwed up NASA?

Nah we got the Heavy lift rocket and the crew capsule from Constellation back in development so It's all good. But I was pretty ticked for a while.

How about any other thread titled "Space Marine" in the video games forum? YES, we are looking forward to it, YES, we have heard about it, YES, some of us may preorder it, and YES we have seen the latest video.

What things have you stolen?

Anything with the words "That's what she said" in it...

"Female Space Marines"

"Where did (inert meme here) start?"

"Does this Swastika tattoo offend you, yeah?"

Anything involving:
DOOMFART
DOOMBREAD
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Sabet wrote:Anything involving:
DOOMFART
DOOMBREAD
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

I think you'll find those last 2 a recipe for success... The first one... not so much.

DOOMBREAD AND CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS are gold.

Monster Rain wrote:DOOMBREAD AND CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS are gold.

"What's DOOMBREAD stand for?"


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Anything likely to get the thread locked down within the first 3 pages...

Random ponderings... What are you eating? etc

How can you tell if you have accute testicular tortion?

I'm bleeding a lot more than normal, is that bad?

So I got my "bore punched" at the doctor yesterday...

Look at these pictures of my children!

Who here shops at Wal-Mart after 11pm?

"Me and My Bronies - A Weekend of MLP Cosplay".

what does DOOMBREAD actually stand for? i have no idea. Actual questions.

"Hello everyone on Dakka Dakka, I was writing to see if anyone could offer me any advice on how I sho--"

Won't somebody think of the children?

"Best bomb recipes"
"Things the wife doesn't know about."
"Are gays any worse than pedophiles?"
"So I have this rash...[pics]"
"Why does it hurt so much to pee?"
"Jews: The scum of the world?"

And anything involving:
-Religion
-Politics
-Morality
-Tau
-[insert meme here]
-Hating on the latest codex

'Hormagaunt Solution'

and

'Atheists know more about religion?'

Nah not really go ahead and read that hilarious train wreck of a thread!

Emperors Faithful wrote:Won't somebody think of the children?

But that'll only make the Bees hungrier

'Are number 2s meant to look like this'

'Help on hacking into Dakka Dakka'

'How to become a pedophile'

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"Do Orks have nipples?"

...do they?

...Please don't ask that question...it will only encourage someone to post that damned ork cheerleader picture..

EDIT:...GDI Cheesecat...See...I knew it....

This post, and obviously, the one above it made me laugh my butt off, thanks for the moment of sheer joy!

Monster Rain wrote:

What the hell?

How to smuggel nukes into the US
How to abduct children for bear use
How to kill Mellisa witha rusty knifr and then eat her corps

Trondheim wrote:How to smuggel nukes into the US
How to abduct children for bear use
How to kill Mellisa witha rusty knifr and then eat her corps

Don't eat me D:

"Bronies"
"Why do people love cute things"
"Furries"

"Where can I find Space Corridors?"

"My new female marine project!"

"Should I trim/shave/grow my..."

"When _____ people get paid"

"I like justin bieber"

"Tourettes general thread"

"Anyone here ever been to prison?"

"What you say about people behind their backs."

"How many ways can you think of to get kicked out of Walmart?"

Actually that last one might be rather funny...

"Spam thread"

"How do I know if I'm jewish?"

coolyo294 wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

What the hell?

I keep forgetting we never spread that image around as much as i had previously thought...

Yeah, in retrospect, it's a little inside.

Anything with the words "Blood Ravens" and "Primarch" in the same sentence

TrollPie wrote:anything involving:
-Religion
-Politics
-Morality
-Tau

SIGGED SIGGED SIGGED.

Has anyone seen my Social Security number?

This is less a comedy thread more a bible that all new members should have to read.

Status-update threads...

remilia_scarlet wrote:
"How do I know if I'm jewish?"

Are you jewish?

'...and then I put my penis on the table.'
'What do you think of my new hairstyle?'
'OMG, LOOK AT MY NEW LAND-RAIDER, HAHAHAHA LOLOL'
'What to do with a dead person's neck after you cut the head off.'

I could go on like this...

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote: " 101 uses for handcuffs and cool whip, by Cannerus the Unbearable."

...No..wait, actually come to think of it that would be a must read.

that reminds me...

'so ive bought lady's underwear...'

It went well

"EXALT this thread!"

"101 things to do with a dead body....naked."

"Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek"

"When I'm drunk...I make threads."

"Can there be female Space Marines?"

"20 more things to do with a dead body....naked."

"Please talk me out of killing myself."

Anything with the words "Jews" "did" and "it".

"Proof that the holocaust never happened"

"How many times a month do you get drunk?"

"...and then she left me"

"Pirates vs Ninjas: the endless debate"

"calling all trolls, Bet i can out troll you"

This should be an article XD

"So I was in the kitchen and I found my girlfriend...."

"I broke up with my girlfriend....."

"Perfect Revenge schemes."

"SO I was trolling facebook and....

"YO DUDES CHECK THIS OUT!"

"Like Oh My Gawd check this out."

"Which is Better a Space Marine or a Jedi?"

"VS THREADS!"

"I love Chicken!"

"Amazing ain't it?"

"America!"

"OBAMA IS HITLER!"

"OBAMA IS A JEW!"

"OBAMA IS A NAZI!"

"OBAMA IS PART OF A SCHEME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

"Jon Stewart sucks."

"So about this Matt Ward guy..."

"Does No really mean No?"

"Turtles and how well they are made into Pie"

"Who has made it the farthest onto Frazzleds lawn?"

"Zombies [insert the rest]"

"Should I ask her age first or risk it?"

"Why dont we just send the british people toothbrushes?"

"What does Fzorgle mean?"

"You know, I've always found Zombies...well...sexy."

"Take a look at these pics, is it just a rash?"

"What reasons are there to join the preisthood besides little alter-boy a$$?"

"The only way Amy Winehouse's death could be cooler is if she showed up on Walking Dead this year and I could see Rick bash her zombie brains out with a sledgehammer."

Was "The FPS genre and female characters/gamers" brought up yet?

Oh dear, this one is personal, since I saw someone at work who needs to read it:

Crossdressing, how do you know if you're doing it right?

Dreadwinter wrote:"Who has made it the farthest onto Frazzleds lawn?"

oh that was me.i got one inch before he blew off most of my limbs.

on-topic:

"best ways to beat your dog"
"best ways to punish you dog"
"dog breeding tips"
"what that number you use to call for 911 again?"

"If I'm having sex with animals should I use a condom?"

Cheesecat wrote:"If I'm having sex with animals should I use a condom?"

...This is why I like you Cheesecat, you see the line where good taste ends...and then cheerfully jump right over it.

Deadshane1 wrote:"What reasons are there to join the preisthood besides little alter-boy a$$?"

Was my face upon reading this before falling to the ground with laughter.

Here's 5 more:

"The south will rise"

"Why is it bad to take a crap in the pool?"

"I just coughed up blood, am I going to die?"

"Transvestites: dudes in disguise"

"I think matt ward is just great"

remilia_scarlet wrote:"The south will rise"

who told you!?!??!
is from texas

'texas sucks,agree?'

'britan is communist in diguise.'

'the police called me.should i ignore them?'

The thing i love is when people post obvious pointless threads on the off chance they aren't noticed.

Anyway...
'What's your weight'
'How can i stop my wife finding out?'
'How many times have you been inbeforethelock?'
'Who's your least favourite mod?'
'Rate my poo'

Anything concerning the New World Order, Frazzled's wiener(s) or why Rihanna is pricess of the Illuminati.

So I lost my virginity today...
Is taking advantage of her okay, when I don't love her?
Leaving Dakka. Best wargaming forum after Warseer?
DIY abortion anyone?
Rumours about new army in December

101 Tasty Recipes for the Placenta

Why Vampires are Sexy

My Sexual Awakening

Hillarious Farmyard Accidents

Sheep are People Too

People I've Killed and Why

Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?

Azza007 wrote:Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?

No, and no

Azza007 wrote:Is it wrong to laugh at injured drunks?
Is it wrong to wish for people to get injured/ill, especially drunks?

no.

´Uh, anyone need a baby-sitter?´

Furries, and how to dispose of them

remilia_scarlet wrote:"Transvestites: dudes in disguise"

But are they trans-transvestites, from transexual Translevania?

TrollPie wrote: or why Rihanna is pricess of the Illuminati.

Rihanna used to be so hot before she went all S&M/Brown Lady Gaga....

"What's your strangest fetish?"
"Show yourself! (NSFW edition)"
"Gailbraithe on politics"

Cheesecat wrote:"Gailbraithe on politics"

And...
-Religion
-Abortion
-Life and its meaning
-A guide for Dakkanauts how to properly use a shotgun
-Bags of Dirt
-How to use Caps Lock
-Why he is the only one being called out
-How not to derail a thread
-What the feth his username could possibly mean
-And many, many more!

Why you should BLAME THE VICTIM!!!!!!

Stormrider wrote:Why you should BLAME THE VICTIM!!!!!!

And how to indirectly get threads locked after banishment.

[POLL]Rohypnol,Ketamine,GHB, your preferred drink-spiking drug?

how to break out of prison...

how to break into prison...

how to break someone out of prison...

has anyone here done jail time?

basically anything involving prison.

"HELP! The boil on my face is getting bigger! Now with Pics!"

"CoD made me want to join the army. Where do I sign up?"

"Chowderhead's 10 favorite people on Dakka!"

Sabet wrote:how to break out of prison...

how to break into prison...

how to break someone out of prison...

has anyone here done jail time?

basically anything involving prison.

...along those lines...

"TALES FROM THE JAIL: [insert edition]"

......................

"Vote for Obama in 2012!"

"GW price hike? No problem. 'How to sell your newborn on the black market'."

"9/11, who cares...really?"

"Girls, who needs 'em? A self fufillment 'tactica'."

"Vote for Sarah Palin in 2012!"

"How soccer moms are ruining the world."

"What about all the GOOD things that Hitler did?"

'where can i download codex's for free'
'i have her chained up, what now?'
'i shot my father with a arrow, cause he took my phone,like'
'why do you all hate me' (cookie to anyone who actually remembers this thread -.-)

I'm wetting the bed again
I'm the new Jack the Ripper
Life sucks! Death rules

CP pl0x

Is anyone else here a furry?

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Is anyone else here a furry?

......Oh..Wait, you said "Furry"...opps.

"Hi, I new here, a/s/l???"

FITZZ wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Is anyone else here a furry?

......Oh..Wait, you said "Furry"...opps.

Baseball Furies eh, just need some



to sort that lot out.

assultmarine wrote:
'why do you all hate me' (cookie to anyone who actually remembers this thread -.-)

Link. NOW.

What Army sHould I plaY?

The rules and etiquette of tea bagging.
How to blow up a toilet.
These are a couple fun ones.

TrollPie wrote:

assultmarine wrote:
'why do you all hate me' (cookie to anyone who actually remembers this thread -.-)

Link. NOW.

its well old(two years ago) but at the risk of getting banned i give but a name


cheese elemental

Monster Rain wrote:"What's on your mind?"

*Looks at list of started threads*

...
.
...

I am dissapoint in me.

"Dr Who sucks: discuss."
"Where do babies come from?"

"Girls, who needs 'em? A self fufillment 'tactica'."
lolololololololololol

That was funny.....

Things i hate about being rich and extremely attractive

assultmarine wrote:'where can i download codex's for free'

I know exactly where... but i'm not sure if im allowed to post.

New to the forum so I decided that this would be the best place to place my first post.
Here are my contributions to OT Thread titles to avoid:

"Should German men be allowed to date Jewish women?"

"How to beat people up without leaving visible marks"

'the problem with fisting'
'burning discharge'
'the "coming out" thread'
'how tasty are babies'
'ideas for suicide'
'2k competitive tau'
'GW prices are fair'
'rate my poo'
'how to make plastique'
' cooking with pets'

"mum mum! guess where the doctor touched me"

"why getting offered free candy is good?"

"types of food that won't agree with you"

...had to add the Mum Mum bit....lol

TrollPie wrote:

remilia_scarlet wrote:
"How do I know if I'm jewish?"

Are you jewish?

Im not a Jew, Im Jew-ish...

How to implament the rule of thumb.
Is that a skid mark or blood.
Finecast What a great product.

FITZZ wrote:

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Is anyone else here a furry?

......Oh..Wait, you said "Furry"...opps.

Wait, come back! We could use the bats!

"the difference between terrorism and mass murder"
"Reality shows... harmful?"
"SPAM PAGE" (to which insaniak immediately replies, "How about we don't, and say we did?" thread blocked )
"Corrupt A Wish!"
"Last Thing you do before you go to bed (Anything!)"
"Heroin that gives you gangrene: What Will They Think Of Next?"

Sam__theRelentless wrote:"the difference between terrorism and mass murder"
"Reality shows... harmful?"
"SPAM PAGE" (to which insaniak immediately replies, "How about we don't, and say we did?" thread blocked )
"Corrupt A Wish!"
"Last Thing you do before you go to bed (Anything!)"
"Heroin that gives you gangrene: What Will They Think Of Next?"

You are doing it wrong.

How? I would never ever check these threads out to save my life.

Not everyone's threads are about wonderful weiners

Yeah, only the good ones

Avatar 720 wrote:Yeah, only the best ones

Fix'd

"Dakka's sexiest" anything

dakka's secrets....

My favorite thread title is something that is running in the 40k discussion and its just simply called "Drugs". I just keep tuning in waiting to see someone talking about how much you can get for 3 pounds of crystal on the street in Oklahoma right now....idk my mind works in odd ways.

thread looks interesting. must go and check it out.

Ralin Givens wrote:My favorite thread title is something that is running in the 40k discussion and its just simply called "Drugs". I just keep tuning in waiting to see someone talking about how much you can get for 3 pounds of crystal on the street in Oklahoma right now....idk my mind works in odd ways.

Got a link?

'Frazzle's sexiest weiner'

'WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY INTERNET?'

"I'm getting married lololololol"

"What age did you lose your virginity?" or "How did you lose your virginity?"

"I hate 40k, problem?"

"This whole "meme" thing"

"Why I like citadel finecast"

'Nerds are stupid. lol.'

'Democrats are morons'

'republicans are morons'

'101 reasons why I dislike cubes'

'Looking for a date.'

'Looking for sex' (what's that?)

'OT thread titles to avoid'

'what is this rash? w/pics'

"Offensive image thread"

"Let's swap credit card info"

"Why do mods lock all the good threads?"

"Family style racism"

"Pics of me in a speedo"

"I'm planning on joining a cult"

I'm a 50 year old man with internet access in my shed, meet me at this train station and tell nobody. Romance Guaranteed!

What to sculpt?(body building)
Body hair and how to get rid of it.

Medium of Death wrote:I'm a 50 year old man with internet access in my shed, meet me at this train station and tell nobody. Romance Guaranteed!

We have a winner, and I'm disgusted by this.

What is the best way to get out of prison?
How do I kill someone and get away with it?
On the run from the law, need help.
Best mates girl is pregnant, I'm the dad...help.

"'Stalking for Dummies' Anybody willing to sell me this book?"

"Does anyone know where <insert user here> lives?"

"Vixen,68,single,looking 4 fun,will go both ways,NO AGE LIMIT"

"How far is too far?"

"That matt ward guy is my hero"

"Reasons I prefer reaper over GW"

Cheesecat wrote:"What age did you lose your virginity?" or "How did you lose your virginity?"

Interesting. Please, tell me more.

Scrazza wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What age did you lose your virginity?" or "How did you lose your virginity?"

Interesting. Please, tell me more.

How about we don't and say we did eh?

*glares venoumesly*

...

OK.

WARORK93 wrote:

Scrazza wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What age did you lose your virginity?" or "How did you lose your virginity?"

Interesting. Please, tell me more.

How about we don't and say we did eh?

I'm going to have to agree with this one.

Space Marine Conversion - Marines in Thongs

Necrophilia - how many days is the body good for?

Can a dead body still climax?

So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...

This moldy cheese smells JUST LIKE my girlfriend. Anyone else experience something similar?

I'm allergic to fish. Can I still be intimate with a woman?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
What's your favorite recipe that uses breast milk?

Can't... Stop... Killing... Threads!

so im addicted to_______

remilia_scarlet wrote:"Offensive image thread"

We had one of those. Actually was pretty successful.

CiaranAnnrach wrote:Space Marine Conversion - Marines in Thongs

Necrophilia - how many days is the body good for?

Can a dead body still climax?

So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...

This moldy cheese smells JUST LIKE my girlfriend. Anyone else experience something similar?

I'm allergic to fish. Can I still be intimate with a woman?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
What's your favorite recipe that uses breast milk?

You. Your brain needs wiping.

MrDwhitey wrote:

CiaranAnnrach wrote:Space Marine Conversion - Marines in Thongs

Necrophilia - how many days is the body good for?

Can a dead body still climax?

So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...

This moldy cheese smells JUST LIKE my girlfriend. Anyone else experience something similar?

I'm allergic to fish. Can I still be intimate with a woman?


Automatically Appended Next Post:
What's your favorite recipe that uses breast milk?

You. Your brain needs wiping.

I got the stuff. Open wide, Ciaran!

That should really be a real product.

Make it so, Chowderhead!

MrDwhitey wrote:That should really be a real product.

Make it so, Chowderhead!

DONT! if the government gets a hold of it were all dead!

Because the Governments of the world have only waited for the moment for Brainbleach™ to be created to kill everyone?

no,if they could clean are brains of information or other stuff,they could control us. duh. apparently they already got to you.

101 uses for brainbleach.
1) How to turn the asses into the masses

lord commissar klimino wrote:no,if they could clean are brains of information or other stuff,they could control us. duh. apparently they already got to you.

You said we'd all be dead, not braindead!

Brainbleach, keeps you alive, technically!

MrDwhitey wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:no,if they could clean are brains of information or other stuff,they could control us. duh. apparently they already got to you.

You said we'd all be dead, not braindead!

Brainbleach, keeps you alive, technically!

its an expression dude. it means were all fethed and cant win if it happens. and either way we still need to NOT give it to the government.

There's a first for me then, as I thought it was the other way round, being "We're fethed" or "We're screwed" or "We're done" or "We're finished" can mean many things (most bad, one good), but "We're dead" meaning well, "We're gonna die".

Probably a country thing, any examples of it being used where it doesn't mean "We're gonna die" (which includes when people think they're gonna be killed, not just certain).

Not that it matters even slightly. We're discussing Bleach for Brains.

that reminds me....

"were to buy brainbleach"
"how to cook road kill"
"so i have this little girl tied up..."
"ok,so i just got done rapeing,what now?"
"hey,i just moved to Britain, and i cant find any coffee."

MrDwhitey wrote:

CiaranAnnrach wrote:Space Marine Conversion - Marines in Thongs

Necrophilia - how many days is the body good for?

Can a dead body still climax?

So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...

This moldy cheese smells JUST LIKE my girlfriend. Anyone else experience something similar?

I'm allergic to fish. Can I still be intimate with a woman?


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What's your favorite recipe that uses breast milk?

You. Your brain needs wiping.

It was the 4chan topic that did it, wasn't it? I thought it might have been a bit over the top...

"101 ways to have fun at canneruses home"

"Do these kids look underage to you?"

Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"

cant tell,no pictures

"The Lannister method of selecting girlfriends, yes/no?"

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"

cant tell,no pictures

Fine.

Do I have permission to post that photo you sent me?

Avatar 720 wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:"Do these kids look underage to you?"

cant tell,no pictures

Fine.

Do I have permission to post that photo you sent me?

"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...

MrDwhitey wrote:"The Lannister method of selecting girlfriends, yes/no?"

Haha, I just finished reading Game of Thrones this afternoon, good one!

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...

i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...

i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....

I have an Orkmoticon Fetish.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...

i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....

Perhaps so...but personaly I don't believe in " Way too far."


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Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
"What's your favourite porn genre?" or "What's you favourite porn site?" or "What's your favourite porn star?"

Now see, I'd enjoy these topics...

i dunno,some people go WAY to far.....

I have an Orkmoticon Fetish.

...This one is sort of hot isn't it?

@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you

@chowderhead:

you like?

Dangers of dating a girl with lock-jaw

Self-circumcision guide. It's all the rage with women!

Model diorama: Nurgle plague bearers under the influence of Slaanesh

The joys of dating a girl with a third nipple.

Nub-lovin', or how to use an amputated arm to please a woman.

(Note: I wish to God that last one wasn't true. A friend of mine, "Lefty" as we called him 'cuz his left arm ended in a nub past the elbow, and his girlfriend explained to our horror the virtues of what they called "nub-loving" one night.)

Edit: Misread Chowder's and FITTZ's posts.

lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you

@chowderhead:

you like?

Yummy...

Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you

@chowderhead:

you like?

Yummy...

yeah..i didnt even know orks liked that type of stuff,seeing as how they cant do it with other orks

anyways:
"sexy orks"
"look what i did to my female eldar!"
"things to do while your girlfriend sleeps"
"my sexy ork cosplay! with pictures"
"look! i ruined orkmoticons!"

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:@FITZZ: O RLY? says something about you

@chowderhead:

you like?

Yummy...

"sexy orks"
"look what i did to my female eldar!"

1.


Have fun.

2. There was a 6 page thread on some guy who made a diorama of IG going to rape an Eldar. So, yeah. That exists.

my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!

Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!

Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!

oh gosh...on both......i thought my naughty orkmoticons were bad.....

My friends know a guy who heavily converted his 40k army into the KKK, complete with hangings. Apparently he tried to take it to a tournament ONCE and was promptly thrown out.

The joys of being from the South.

Chowderhead wrote:

Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!

Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!

Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread?

CiaranAnnrach wrote:My friends know a guy who heavily converted his 40k army into the KKK, complete with hangings. Apparently he tried to take it to a tournament ONCE and was promptly thrown out.

The joys of being from the South.

...wow...ummm.....why? if your gonna change them that much make them all female!

Cheesecat wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!

Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!

Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread?

PM sent.

Have fun...

Chowderhead wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Sabet wrote:my brain said no, but my hand said yes on the spoiler! Damn you curiosity!

Yes, yes! Give in to the spoiler! Muahahaha!

Wow that's twice that image has been used in this thread, also I know the diorama you're talking about but do you have a link to the 6 page thread?

PM sent.

Have fun...

i find it funny you have such quick access to those images now we know what you do most of the time.

The Problem with Jews
I bet I could beat you in a fight
Why aren't we emulating 4chan?
Trolls: The future of the user, how we can embrace the next rung on the evolutionary ladder
Your god is dead and I hate you
Meat Suits (pics)
Tanning human skin: Looking for tips and tricks
Let's eat a man (pics)
Does this make me look fat?
Iron Chef betrayal: actually made of oxidized copper
I am king of the moles
Why doesn't Dakka have a porn board?
I hate owls
Things that taste like chicken but aren't
Implying this is a thread
What should I do with these 2 meters of intestines?
When did I get amnesia?
I don't like the sound I make when I blow my nose

Mordoskul wrote:Why doesn't Dakka have a porn board?

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

Cheesecat wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.

Link is NSFW

Sorry to burst your bubble...

Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.

Link is NSFW

Sorry to burst your bubble...

what the

Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.

Link is NSFW

Sorry to burst your bubble...

It is unavailable in my location.

"ear fetishes and why they rock"
"my tied up wife"
"why does my butt hurt?"
"my ear fetish.with pics."

Cheesecat wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:

Cheesecat wrote:"What's your strangest fetish?"
Ear hair.

"What's your favourite porn genre?"
Ear hair

"What's you favourite porn site?"
ear-hair.com

"What's your favourite porn star?"
Nobody has signed up for my website, "ear-hair.com" at the moment...

That post thoroughly amused me, my only problem with the comment is the site doesn't exist.

im glad it doesn't. strangest.fetish.ever.

Link is NSFW

Sorry to burst your bubble...

It is unavailable in my location.

inb4 topic derailment to furries

" I went camping and my bum hurts."
" manscaping tutorial."
" Hemroids how do I get rid of them? (pics) "

CiaranAnnrach wrote:
So I found this really interesting thread on 4chan's /b/ forum...

"I want to be a porn star, do you have any tips for success?"

"so I was watching this porno and you wouldn't believe the things I learned!"

"My 10' Female Loyalist Chaos Space Marine Bloodbunny Cavalry with Bloodbunny lance, Bloodbunny rifle and Bloodbunny claws who scratched their name into the heart of the Emperor using knives bathed in the blood of kittens for purity - and me."

"What's your favorite way to rub one out?"

"What's your favorite H-game?"

not to be a buzkill but lets take it down a notch with the sexual-ness of the thread, i'm looking at you Happygrunt, though I did lol

Oh, I wasn't even the worst one.

i think ear hair was worse.....

sex is bad and causes babies

Why does my urine look like tea?
Minor repairs how to sow yourself up.

"Help, guys, I just accidentally my little brother!"

"What about all the good things Hitler did"

"Its stings when I pee"

templeorks wrote:Why does my urine look like tea?

Jubear wrote:"Its stings when I pee"

There's your problem right there; you're pissing tea.

"Something overdramatic" followed by copypasta from an imageboard.

"Where did the 'black and white space marine on the black and white bike' joke originate?"

"My two favorite artists are lady gaga and bolt thrower."

"get banned now!"

"i did things...to a cat."

"i painted everything pink!"

"Does the Bible contradict itself?"

I hate titles that ask obvious questions, after all.

hate to say it,but every religion contradicts itself.

"Does every religion contradicts itself?"

"Does it matter?"

heres one that would be good if people were civil on the subject.but they wouldnt be,so its bad.

"why its pointless to argue about religion."

"Ugliest Dakkanaut"
"Post pictures of your mistress(es) here, the more skin the better!"
"Sexiest Dakkanaut"

Cheesecat wrote:"Post pictures of your mistress(es) here, the more skin the better!"
"Sexiest Dakkanaut"

these 2 would actually be must reads

"On trolling..."

Why you should delete Syetem32.

"So I tried Spotted Dick..."

just kidding, haha.

Just thought up some more.

Girlfriend just passed out. What do?
Just found this red thing on penis. Halp!! [Pics]
Pooped blood. What do?
Whats a Red rocket?
Why Slippy is my favorite Star Fox character.
Justin Beiber is my hero.
Edward Vs Jacob.
Cousin is drunk and hitting on me. What do?

Best ways to commit rape and get away clean.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I want to commit suicide... What is the best way?

Join Al-Qaede now!
The best football team in the world is...

Saintspirit wrote:I want to commit suicide... What is the best way?

i hear a gun works good. that or jump off a building.

"Get yer bitz out for the ladz!"

Tut tut Avatar720.....

A title like that and NO picture of the beloved ork cheerleader?!

I am disappoint...

Rate my cankles!

Medium of Death wrote:Rate my cankles!

9/10

My little pony friendship is magic

That happens. Dakkanauts love their little ponies.... o.O

'Slaves held in Travellers camp' apparently...

Lord Poison wrote:My little pony friendship is magic

you sad, sad new comer......

"Who here is a anime fan and/or wapanese?"


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Damn word filters

remilia_scarlet wrote:"Who here is a anime fan and/or wapanese?"


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Damn word filters

...it filtered something to wapanese....but left damn......

"Look at how big I am!"

lord commissar klimino wrote:

remilia_scarlet wrote:"Who here is a anime fan and/or wapanese?"


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Damn word filters

...it filtered something to wapanese....but left damn......

It didn't filter anything to wapanese, but it did filter something into anime fan.

still odd it didnt do damn but did do that. *shrug*

Probably because 'damn' isn't exactly the rudest or most obscene word ever.

"So I found these pictures of snakes doing strange things..."

"101 things your mom can do with a cucumber in the kitchen"

I have to wonder what that word was. Weeabo? Otaku?

Hm, neither of those.

Weeabo


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But, you spell it with 2 o's

Why would that get edited I guess iI'm missing somting.

anime fan


Huh.


Anyway, to contribute something:

"Me and my new fursuit"


I don't know if anyone's already said something along those lines, but I wanted to add something to the thread.

Requesting Necrobeastiality.

Does any of you have some corpses you don't need? Please, send them to me

Saintspirit wrote:Does any of you have some corpses you don't need? Please, send them to me

I'm seriously about to sacrafice my annoying little brother to Khorne... You want his headless corpse? Will that do?

"Let's genderbend commander dante"

"Your favourite mod"
"Your least favourite mod"

is this real weed or have I been cheated?
accidentally chopped off finger with power saw, halp pls [pics]

"My house is on fire, what should I do?"

9/11 lol

Khornholio wrote:9/11 lol

I concur with the above statement.

Amaya wrote:

Khornholio wrote:9/11 lol

I concur with the above statement.

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DakkaDakka's "Hot or Not"