Miranda from Mass Effect 2, honestly.
She comes off as an insufferable, emotionless bitch throughout the entire game which is completely focussed on the will of Cerberus, and then after the end of the game she starts scolding you for taking drastic action.
Mr. Self Destruct wrote:Miranda from Mass Effect 2, honestly.
She comes off as an insufferable, emotionless bitch throughout the entire game which is completely focussed on the will of Cerberus, and then after the end of the game she starts scolding you for taking drastic action.
Not if you bone her. Stick Little Shepard into her and wham-o! She's not a bitch!
Chowderhead wrote:Not if you bone her. Stick Little Shepard into her and wham-o! She's not a bitch!
This. And I think there's a lesson there for everyone.
On to my picks.
So on the left we see how being beta is actually really lame. And on the right we see an example of an alpha character that only a beta could have dreamt up. Yes, I realize they are "supporting" cast but give me a break. Also, DA:O may be the only video game in history to suffer from almost no positive male figures. I mean, there were Duncan and Cailan and the writer killed them off almost immediately leaving the PC with a psychopath murderer and a crude drunk -- plus the two jackanapes pictured above.
Honest to god, you're part of an elite starfighter mercenary group, and you can't evade the smallest, weakest enemy drone without whining and crying like a little amphibious bitch.
Feth "Boss Health Bars," I let him get his ass smoked every time he failed at being an "elite pilot."
Anyone who has seen the loading dialogue of Fable II (or even just played Fable 1 for more than 5 minutes) that says that "there are rumours he was murdered by the Hero of Oakvale, with the words 'Your Health is Low' cut into his forehead" will know why.
Jack from mass effect 2 she is a stropy bitch she complains when ever you talk to her. And when you talk to her at one point she keeps saying that you want to do her when you dont. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mario 2 and ANY Mario and Luigi game show you how much Luigi is a better character than Mario. Also, Smash. He's the only character who has a taunt that does damage.
As I was reading this thread, a list of hated characters was running through my head. Then, this came along, and reminded me what true hatred actually is:
To be honest, most Final Fantasy characters are very bland and cookie cutter and ever since they added voice acting, it has sort of ruined it for me. I wanted to smash the crap outta Waka's face in FFX. He had that annoying surfer/stoner voice and he sucked. I never used him unless I had to because he annoyed me so much.
Anyone who has seen the loading dialogue of Fable II (or even just played Fable 1 for more than 5 minutes) that says that "there are rumours he was murdered by the Hero of Oakvale, with the words 'Your Health is Low' cut into his forehead" will know why.
Time to get my posting multiplier even higher.
Oh God, this. I played through Fable in 3 days and just...geh....aagh...I need to hit something.
Mario 2 and ANY Mario and Luigi game show you how much Luigi is a better character than Mario. Also, Smash. He's the only character who has a taunt that does damage.
Definitely gotta go with Navi.
Don't forget about that time that Luigi saved Mario's life.
Mr. Self Destruct wrote:Miranda from Mass Effect 2, honestly.
She comes off as an insufferable, emotionless bitch throughout the entire game which is completely focussed on the will of Cerberus, and then after the end of the game she starts scolding you for taking drastic action.
Miranda and The Justicar were probably two of my least favorite video game characters.
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Phototoxin wrote:Raiden from MGS2... we wanted snake... we got raiden... fail..
At least your main character isn't an emo crackhead who smokes and yeah.....
I.HATE.RIKKU!!!! And Tidus, and Wakka. Auron and Lulu were ok though 'cause they were not loud or obnoxious. All of my squad mates in Medal of Honor European assault have garnered my eternal hatred, those dogs from Tenchu:Stealth Assassins, Spyro the dragon, Liu Kang and Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat, my wingmen in almost any Ace Combat game, the list will never end so I'm just going to stop now.
Oh man, my LEAST fav video game character? That is a hard one to fill, not to mention I have to sit here and actually think about gakky game characters. Heres a couple
This fether for starters!
Hes WAY up there. Seriously, I kknow the game should be hard, but its impossible because this guy right here
Mr Crymeariver Onasi
And Ill think of one more just for gaks and giggles. How bout
Ugh..... why
Sonic the Sell-out Hog pretty much tops my list at this point.
Sony's last bit of pride evaporated when their little blue turd began showing up teamed up with MARIO in every other freaking game he appeared in.
I'll cherish the memories of doing simple loop-de-loops to collect golden rings against a 16-bit backdrop, or his SonicSatAm show (the better cartoon).
They only come out at night. The green and scaly type. Nothing is new, I've been on this bridge before. Watching and waiting, you're doing fine so far but there's still one more.
So many have tried and failed, and now you're getting impaled, the beasts are wild, a demon summoned of Boletaria. Winning's what matters, if you're in it for souls you ain't gonna get too far.
CrashUSAR wrote:I've never been quoted so many times in one thread...and I'm quoted in WarOrks sig quoting KC! You guys sure know how to make a lad feel special.
Now back to Navi hate.
Holy crap Ive been quoted?! That hasnt happened in damn near a year
Demon's Souls, possibly the most annoying and cheap boss in the game. And there's two of them.
It makes me so damn happy that one of the first bosses from Dark Souls is apparently these guys. But with plate armour. And halberds. *shakes fist at sky*
biccat wrote:They only come out at night. The green and scaly type. Nothing is new, I've been on this bridge before. Watching and waiting, you're doing fine so far but there's still one more.
So many have tried and failed, and now you're getting impaled, the beasts are wild, a demon summoned of Boletaria. Winning's what matters, if you're in it for souls you ain't gonna get too far.
Oh oh here they come. Watch out man they'll tear you up. Oh oh here they come, they're the maneater!
Another wise choice Megabassist, Rico is the most unlikable psycopath ever invented, in KZ2 he actually kills an ally merely for making a joke about Templar after he dies...... spoiler....
Sergeant Jonson is my least favourite, what a hideous racial stereotype. He was good as an injoke in the first but.... Urrgghhhh....
cORTANa Sux as well.
That lame samoan/maori dude from GoW2 was pretty lame.
Vamp kinda sux....
Too many to list.
Any of the non-british characters from the CoD series. (Roach is obviously a geordie).
Alex mercer (I didnt want to play as him after about the 3rd mission, he is evil)
CrashUSAR wrote:I've never been quoted so many times in one thread...and I'm quoted in WarOrks sig quoting KC! You guys sure know how to make a lad feel special.
Now back to Navi hate.
Holy crap Ive been quoted?! That hasnt happened in damn near a year
found that zombie bit to be hilarious, mostly because its true, would have said something in that thread but I was too lazy at the time to come up with something witty...
Anyway, back to hating...lets see...who was most annoying? This guy:
Urgh....speaking of Punchout, Ill throw in the Sandman for the Wii version. Seriously, I just CANNOT figure this guys moves out, no matter how many times I tried I just couldnt beat the bastard
Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:That would be The Handmaiden from KotOR. She only had a few good uses, and once you angered her, she would refuse to talk
I didn't know they had breast implants in the star wars universe.
Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:That would be The Handmaiden from KotOR. She only had a few good uses, and once you angered her, she would refuse to talk
I didn't know they had breast implants in the star wars universe.
Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:That would be The Handmaiden from KotOR. She only had a few good uses, and once you angered her, she would refuse to talk
I didn't know they had breast implants in the star wars universe.
Oh boy, only if you knew...
I don't understand. Also I hope "she only had a few good uses" means what I think it does.
Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:That would be The Handmaiden from KotOR. She only had a few good uses, and once you angered her, she would refuse to talk
I didn't know they had breast implants in the star wars universe.
Oh boy, only if you knew...
I don't understand. Also I hope "she only had a few good uses" means what I think it does.
Well, of course it does. I didn't train CC with her on my underwear for nothing, you know
WarOne wrote:Sonic the Sell-out Hog pretty much tops my list at this point.
Sony's last bit of pride evaporated when their little blue turd began showing up teamed up with MARIO in every other freaking game he appeared in.
I'll cherish the memories of doing simple loop-de-loops to collect golden rings against a 16-bit backdrop, or his SonicSatAm show (the better cartoon).
*sigh*
I'd say that happened when they made the abomination known as Sonic Heroes and refused to disassociate from that horrible game Shadow the Hedgehog.
They weren't for me once I got the Gatling Gun, can't insta kill me with no limbs!
But on Co-op my mate wasn't so lucky. At the point before you fight two of the chaingunners we got stuck for a good while as he kept being instant killed by his reaper.
This guy:
He pisses me off so much. Turn a corner, boom. Dead. One hit melee kill, and THEY RUN IN FETHING CIRCLES!
Her:
What. A. Bitch. Loyal though. She seriously pisses me off with her jumping around.
This guy ruined my life as a kid. Such a whiny brat!
He looks like a douchebag, too.
Need I say more?
Pick your poison. One is a guy who seeks revenge for his grandfather... by blowing up the U.S. that said grandfather (or father?) fought for. The other killled Flynn. NOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh, and his accent is dumb.
Edgar ross. What a dick.
Least favorite charachter wise though would have to be ezio auditore. He just doesnt have any charachter what soever, it annoys me so much.
remilia_scarlet wrote:...I also hate the gatling majini form resident evil 5, who slaughter the characters with a gatling gun, and smoke their cigars while doing so.
I am going to quote this guy also. Not so much from the video game but from the Resident Evil DBG (deck building game). When that guy flips over, if you do not defeat him, you take damage equal to the amount of ammunition you currently have (and you can well over your character's max HP in ammunition!).
Words cannot truly express how much I loathe him, my intense hatred for him and his series.
And it is because of that hatred I love the new Dante, not because of his merits as a character or anything so silly, but because of how buttmad the DMC fanbase is over the game. Every tear Dante fanboys shed over it feeds me, and I grow ever stronger.
Void__Dragon wrote:Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.
Words cannot truly express how much I loathe him, my intense hatred for him and his series.
And it is because of that hatred I love the new Dante, not because of his merits as a character or anything so silly, but because of how buttmad the DMC fanbase is over the game. Every tear Dante fanboys shed over it feeds me, and I grow ever stronger.
At least Old Dante had personallity other than "Dark" and "Brooding".
Sgt Johnson from the Halo series. It was not simply that he died that brought tears of joy to my eyes, but that he died from a needler, one of the wimpiest guns to grace the series. Good riddance.
Necroshea wrote:Sgt Johnson from the Halo series. It was not simply that he died that brought tears of joy to my eyes, but that he died from a needler, one of the wimpiest guns to grace the series. Good riddance.
Sergeant Johnson was awesome though...
My most hated character?
Wesker from Resident Evil 5...
That guy was annoying.
purplefood wrote:
Sergeant Johnson was awesome though...
My most hated character?
Wesker from Resident Evil 5...
That guy was annoying.
There's no one named Wesker in RE5. Hated that Neo guy though. Damn he was annoying'y cliche. The fight scenes were nice guess but then what else is new in the Matrix
But how you could not love the needler is beyond me, it's a great weapon, not only because when enough needles are in the enemy, they explode, but because there's some much ammo for it around that it isn't one of those weapons that relies on you stockpiling ammo for it. You can pretty much rely on there being more ammo in the next room, so go ahead and empy the entire clip in this one.
I rarely left the needler behind except against Flood; because the only thing worse than a combat form running at you, is a combat form running at you that is about to explode. It's for the same reason that I didn't use many plasma grenades against Flood unless I could purposefully miss sticking something, but that didn't stop my fragmentation grenades being kicked back into my face as they bounced around.
Maybe I am the only one on this one, but I hated every character from GTA 4. In fact, I returned the game after owning it for only 2 weeks and maybe playing 30 hours into it. Every single character was so bland and cookie cutter. It is like rock star games pulled out the defacto generic gangsta person for each role. There was no depth of character, and I never once felt attached or anything towards any of them. Then add in the whole social aspect of taking them out to shoot pool and watch movies and get drunk...? Really? These characters already annoy and bore me. Everything was unoriginal. Then there was the douche-hammer that had the helicopter. The tap-out wearing and affliction sporting meat head frat boy that just killed it for me. I already hated all the characters but this dude was the worst, and I had to suck up to him to get a helicopter? Screw that, this is GTA, why don't I just threaten him or better yet shoot him and take it?
That game was ultra horrible.
I won't post a pic since someone else did a few posts back. I hated Brucie so much, and I thought every character was bland, cookie cutter, generic, not threatening or scary and I honestly wanted them all to die.
This guy is probably the most annoying person in Assassin's Creed. I can't count the amount of times I wanted to poison him and then throw him off a rooftop.
Monster Rain wrote:I pretty much hate the entire GTA series, so I can agree with that.
I like the old overhead view ones and I liked GTA 2 for the PS2, everyone after that was the same rehash, overly boring, bland character experience. I skipped out playing 3 completely and only bought 4 because it got such awesome scores in every review I read, then was utterly disappointed. In fact, this game was so bad I would say easily top 10 worst games of the past 5 years, accounting for all it's over hype.
coolyo294 wrote:This guy is probably the most annoying person in Assassin's Creed. I can't count the amount of times I wanted to poison him and then throw him off a rooftop.
coolyo294 wrote:This guy is probably the most annoying person in Assassin's Creed. I can't count the amount of times I wanted to poison him and then throw him off a rooftop.
Wheres he from?
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, but you need to download the Da Vinci Disappearance.
coolyo294 wrote:This guy is probably the most annoying person in Assassin's Creed. I can't count the amount of times I wanted to poison him and then throw him off a rooftop.
Wheres he from?
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, but you need to download the Da Vinci Disappearance.
Oooooh.
Didnt bother to buy it, waste of my money for something ill beat in an hour or two.
coolyo294 wrote:This guy is probably the most annoying person in Assassin's Creed. I can't count the amount of times I wanted to poison him and then throw him off a rooftop.
Navi.... wish I could put that fairy in bottle and be done with it.
Surprised this one hasn't shown up though
Remember those rainy days and the power went out 3 times? You get chewed out everytime. Not only that but he'll make you write an apology using a mediocre and outdated typing system. So much fun to spend the first 15 min. of game "apologizing."
that dude form final fantasy 4 who plays the harp. I think his name is edward? anyway, hes completely useless and is nothing but a burden on your party
Anoi wrote:that dude form final fantasy 4 who plays the harp. I think his name is edward? anyway, hes completely useless and is nothing but a burden on your party
Kind of like the painter girl and her grandfather in FFIII.
I am tired of hearing about him, stupid fanboys.....
Speaking of FF games, Ill add Sin from FFX onto the list. Not because he was an uber badass oh no. He was a TOTAL let down. I remember trying SO hard to beat Ject, it took a couple tries and FINALLY beat him, then instantly fighting the summons with no save, sweating just knowing Im going to die and have to do it all over again. Fight the real Sin, only to find out hes undead? Ok throw a phoenix down at him, and he dies.
Anoi wrote:that dude form final fantasy 4 who plays the harp. I think his name is edward? anyway, hes completely useless and is nothing but a burden on your party
Kind of like the painter girl and her grandfather in FFIII.
Nah she was awesome! Of course I only willingly used her once to go and get Gau after he ran off. On the old SNES version, if you used her painting ability on him the game would seriously glitch and give you like 99 atma weapons, 99 Excaliburs, and a ton of other stuff.
Everyone from Daikatana. Not only is it an awful game (The fact that it went from $50 to $10 a week after it came out should've been my first clue), but your sidekicks are pants-on-head slowed, characters that get caught in closing doors are killed instantly, and if either of your sidekicks die, you have to start the level over/load a saved game. You can see where this is going.
won't shut up about injustice to mages blah blah blah, emo and whiny, suspicious voice acting, got all angry when I had the audacity to prefer heterosexual relationships
Seriously, your on a killing spree then for-some-random-reason a zombie comes up behind and bites you up the ass. This is also very annoying when your on round 32 and this happens to you .
I have never hated a game character as much as him.
A note of Vaughan
I can never take him seriously as a villain, Howe, Bhelen, Loghain, Uldred all the other DA:O villains are fine but Vaughan was so comically evil I just laughed when he first came on screen
Ashe from FFXII, nearly her entire dialogue was heavy breathing...
Spiro the dragon annoyed me, just an annoying hero,
Princess peach. Useless. how many times has she been kidnapped now?
Can I post Thane from ME2 again? In fact I hate him so much I want to post him here every time I come look at 'Video games' here on Dakka.
But I remembered one sucker that I hate (not despise-should-never-existed-Thane-like hate). That creature up so many missions and awesome agents. The real terror from the deep.
The Lucho Libre guy and Dudley from Street Fighter. I can't imagine hating anyone more. Well, maybe I'm just a jerk, but I can't stand the appearance of anybody in a Lucho Libre costume. I think they look ridiculous. His moves also suck. Beat somebody with a frying pan and go flying around in a serious game like street fighter?!
Macok wrote:Can I post Thane from ME2 again? In fact I hate him so much I want to post him here every time I come look at 'Video games' here on Dakka.
But I remembered one sucker that I hate (not despise-should-never-existed-Thane-like hate). That creature up so many missions and awesome agents. The real terror from the deep.
Garrosh Hellscream, son of the Horde hero Grom. He is an annoying character, who is an obvious plot piece for Thrall to go power up, prove he's a true hero of the Horde, come back and take out Garrosh as he's unlikely to give up power now he has it.
Just a dull character, that adds pretty much nothing, other to annoy many Horde players, who are just as happy to see Alliance players take him out, as to fight against them in Ogrimmar.
purplefood wrote:
Sergeant Johnson was awesome though...
My most hated character?
Wesker from Resident Evil 5...
That guy was annoying.
There's no one named Wesker in RE5. Hated that Neo guy though. Damn he was annoying'y cliche. The fight scenes were nice guess but then what else is new in the Matrix
LOOK AT HIM. LOOK AT HIM, AND WEEP, FOR HE MADE ITTO BE A JEDI.
OH WOW. I played this game 2 years ago and hated the character. Not only his appearence, but his overal personality. He just annoys me heaps. I had fortunataly forgotten about him but now. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ACTUAL SPOILER:
Spoiler:
I am glad I got the chance to kill him! That was great fun!!!!!!
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Also I hope "she only had a few good uses" means what I think it does. 
I didn't train 
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love Harly!
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