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Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:26:32


Post by: ajax22


What do you guys think? I think being ripped to shreds by a chain sword


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:29:16


Post by: Coolyo294


Anything involving Dark Eldar.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:31:25


Post by: Ravenous D


Yeah they extend the pain pretty well, flesh gauntlets are probably up there.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:33:30


Post by: Ridealgh


being captured by Urien whatsizface of the dark eldar. nasty way to go.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:34:59


Post by: Justus


Harlequin's Kiss must be pretty fun too


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:38:37


Post by: Grey Templar


Being Virus bombed probably isn't merciful in any way. having your body decompose while still alive probably sucks.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:41:13


Post by: ajax22


Perils of the warp anyone? Utter terror until a Commissar puts a bolt in your head...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:44:27


Post by: Ravenous D


Tyranid weapons! They shoot beetles that crawl into your brain!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:51:54


Post by: Kasrkai


Vacuum of space. It's just absolute, uncaring death.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:52:45


Post by: Crazy_Carnifex


I would say Dark Eldar, but by the time they get around to killing you, they could take all week and it would still be sweet mercy.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:52:55


Post by: Grey Templar


Yeah, having your blood boil as your body slowly turns into jelly, then a gas, has to be horrible.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 13:53:11


Post by: Abstract Catalyst


Being dragged off to Commoragh. About the fastest and least painful death possible in Commoragh would be being ripped limb from limb my a Clawed Fiend. The most painful doesn't bear to think about.

Grey Templar wrote:Yeah, having your blood boil as your body slowly turns into jelly, then a gas, has to be horrible.


Your blood doesn't boil in space, and nor would you turn to jelly. Space is much, much colder than any planet, so you would freeze - eyes first most likely. The difference in pressure between your insides and out would mean you would simultaneously vomit, defecate, urinate and bleed from your nose (and other, delicate external organs). That said, unless you die of cold first - death by lack of oxygen isn't actually that painful. Your lungs would burn to begin with, but just before death your brain releases a massive surge of endorphins, so unless you froze to death you'd probably die giggling.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:00:25


Post by: Mr Nobody


Ravenous D wrote:Tyranid weapons! They shoot beetles that crawl into your brain!


That's if you're lucky, some just eat the guts which is much slower.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:03:09


Post by: ajax22


Or gauss weapons which strip you atom by atom!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:17:21


Post by: Nicholas


Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:22:19


Post by: English Assassin


A humiliating and badly-written death at the hands of Kaldor Draigo? Nobody deserves to go like that.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:22:23


Post by: ajax22


that would be painful!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 14:59:54


Post by: Chaos Lord Gir


Nurgles choisest plagues and mixtures. Hell, your immortal soul turns into a plague bearer more often than not...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:03:51


Post by: Polvilhovoador


Eldar D-Cannon seems pretty nasty.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:04:58


Post by: Trickstick


Abstract Catalyst wrote:Being dragged off to Commoragh. About the fastest and least painful death possible in Commoragh would be being ripped limb from limb my a Clawed Fiend. The most painful doesn't bear to think about.

Grey Templar wrote:Yeah, having your blood boil as your body slowly turns into jelly, then a gas, has to be horrible.


Your blood doesn't boil in space, and nor would you turn to jelly. Space is much, much colder than any planet, so you would freeze - eyes first most likely. The difference in pressure between your insides and out would mean you would simultaneously vomit, defecate, urinate and bleed from your nose (and other, delicate external organs). That said, unless you die of cold first - death by lack of oxygen isn't actually that painful. Your lungs would burn to begin with, but just before death your brain releases a massive surge of endorphins, so unless you froze to death you'd probably die giggling.


You don't actually lose heat very quickly in space. There is no matter around you so heat can not be conducted or convected away from you. The only way to lose heat is through radiation, so it is doubtful that you would freeze before you die.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:06:50


Post by: RandomSauce19


Having your flesh stripped off and some Super Acid poured onto your bare flesh...That's a Talos Pain Engine for you


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:07:42


Post by: Rampage


Nicholas wrote:Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.

, yeah that would be pretty bad, although it would be a close call between being killed by a Fire Warrior in CC, or by a grot at whatever.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:16:38


Post by: Abstract Catalyst


Trickstick wrote:You don't actually lose heat very quickly in space. There is no matter around you so heat can not be conducted or convected away from you. The only way to lose heat is through radiation, so it is doubtful that you would freeze before you die.


Well then you would be in agony for about 30 seconds and then giggling for another 20 until death by asphyxiation killed you.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:30:51


Post by: King Pariah


Rampage wrote:
Nicholas wrote:Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.

, yeah that would be pretty bad, although it would be a close call between being killed by a Fire Warrior in CC, or by a grot at whatever.


Speaking of which... well, simply put, Termi with Twin Lightning claws gets owned... in CC... by a firewarrior.

[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AiS8OPOL0[/url] starts at around 2:14


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:52:52


Post by: Trickstick


Abstract Catalyst wrote:
Trickstick wrote:You don't actually lose heat very quickly in space. There is no matter around you so heat can not be conducted or convected away from you. The only way to lose heat is through radiation, so it is doubtful that you would freeze before you die.


Well then you would be in agony for about 30 seconds and then giggling for another 20 until death by asphyxiation killed you.


I agree, death by vacuum would be a horrible way to go.

My cote would have to go for something dark eldar or daemon related.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:55:45


Post by: whatwhat


Probably having your testicles slammed in the hatch of a rhino by a primarch while being tickled by a venomthrope


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:56:12


Post by: Asherian Command


Nom'd nom'd by rippers


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 15:59:39


Post by: Skycrawler


Bio acid or Eviscerated by an ork


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:06:09


Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius


On the battlefield: Talos pain engine.

Outside of the battlefield: Anything releated to Dark Eldar. I heard they can keep their victims alive for centuries while eviscerating them over and over again.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:13:24


Post by: monkeyh


whatwhat wrote:Probably having your testicles slammed in the hatch of a rhino by a primarch while being tickled by a venomthrope


Yeah that would do it. I once heard a story (don't know if true) that this guy playing rugby got his leg dislocated (bad enough) but when they popped it back in they got one of his testis caught in the socket! Apparently you could hear the screams for miles before he passed out. Any testi trauma is bad, be it Rhino hatch or whatever (not quite sure how you'd get them caught in a Rhino hatch though).


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:18:15


Post by: whatwhat


monkeyh wrote:
whatwhat wrote:Probably having your testicles slammed in the hatch of a rhino by a primarch while being tickled by a venomthrope


Yeah that would do it. I once heard a story (don't know if true) that this guy playing rugby got his leg dislocated (bad enough) but when they popped it back in they got one of his testis caught in the socket! Apparently you could hear the screams for miles before he passed out. Any testi trauma is bad, be it Rhino hatch or whatever (not quite sure how you'd get them caught in a Rhino hatch though).




Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:20:56


Post by: DrownedRat117


That Dark Eldar pain whip thing.

It tells your body to hurt as much as it phsyically can before dropping dead.

Or a Carnifex gobbing up molecular acid all over you.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:40:28


Post by: Bombastic


Being eaten alive by tyranids. Being eaten alive by anything for that matter.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 16:46:01


Post by: English Assassin


Being crushed by a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT wouldn't be fun either.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 17:42:17


Post by: Ascalam


Snotling being test-pilot for a Shokk Attack Gun.

You are loaded into a big scary whirry thing, shot through the warp until you are insane with terror and then make a mach lots entry through some solid object.

And to add insult to injury, in one ancient battle report, materialize inside a terminator's helm and get your head bitten off and spat out as he goes his merry way..


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 18:02:22


Post by: Nicholas


King Pariah wrote:
Rampage wrote:
Nicholas wrote:Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.

, yeah that would be pretty bad, although it would be a close call between being killed by a Fire Warrior in CC, or by a grot at whatever.


Speaking of which... well, simply put, Termi with Twin Lightning claws gets owned... in CC... by a firewarrior.

[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AiS8OPOL0[/url] starts at around 2:14


Oh my god is that video serious, Ninja Tau ,what happened to WS 2


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 18:03:22


Post by: Coolyo294


That's one of the stupidest videos I've seen.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 18:37:56


Post by: DPBellathrom


worst way to die? as a daemon prince of slaanesh's play thing


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 18:45:34


Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius


coolyo294 wrote:That's one of the stupidest videos I've seen.


Actually I liked the animation, but the Tau killing terminator AND a sergeant in CC was just stupid, considering that he is not even a Shas'ui.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 19:57:00


Post by: Saintspirit


Ascalam wrote:Snotling being test-pilot for a Shokk Attack Gun.

You are loaded into a big scary whirry thing, shot through the warp until you are insane with terror and then make a mach lots entry through some solid object.

And to add insult to injury, in one ancient battle report, materialize inside a terminator's helm and get your head bitten off and spat out as he goes his merry way..
On the other hand, getting a now maniacal snotling teleported into your throat must be pretty much as brutal, don't you think?


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 20:05:33


Post by: MrMerlin


Either its being hit by monomolecular wire.

Or ist a headhot from an ork who's half a mile away. Its like being killed by a tau in cc


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 20:07:22


Post by: djphranq


ajax22 wrote:What do you guys think? I think being ripped to shreds by a chain sword


That's the first thing that came to mind.

Being exploded by a bolter round probably would suck too.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 21:08:46


Post by: marauder6272


I'd have to go with being the target of the Shokk attack gun. An insane snotling materializing in your guts, and clawing it's way out would be pretty traumatizing...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 21:52:09


Post by: bib


Heavy flamer would be fairly bad.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 21:55:40


Post by: KingCracker


Ravenous D wrote:Tyranid weapons! They shoot beetles that crawl into your brain!





Yea Id agree with that one. Infact if I had to go against Nids ever, Id PREY that I was butchered by one of their close combat types, hormaguants or Genestealers...something like that. At least it would be a fast death, some diamond hard razor sharp claw just running me through in the vitals would be a fine way to go.

Being eaten alive by super beetles? No thanks. Being melted by some super slime? Uhmm.....Ill pass. Being picked up and snipped in 2 and be dead before I hit the ground? Yes...Ill take that one


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 22:05:52


Post by: ajax22


+1 on that quick and painless!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 23:30:57


Post by: King Pariah


Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:That's one of the stupidest videos I've seen.


Actually I liked the animation, but the Tau killing terminator AND a sergeant in CC was just stupid, considering that he is not even a Shas'ui.


First I was like and and "what the "

...and then I was like


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 23:36:15


Post by: Nicholas


King Pariah wrote:
Battle Brother Ambrosius wrote:
coolyo294 wrote:That's one of the stupidest videos I've seen.


Actually I liked the animation, but the Tau killing terminator AND a sergeant in CC was just stupid, considering that he is not even a Shas'ui.


First I was like and and "what the "

...and then I was like


I went fire warrior with ninja sword, then ninja Tau, then this is ridiculous.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 23:39:00


Post by: guyperson5


coolyo294 wrote:Anything involving Dark Eldar.

Me too no doubt!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/13 23:51:45


Post by: Trondheim


Anything involving a Terminator


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 00:19:38


Post by: Abstract Catalyst


monkeyh wrote:
whatwhat wrote:Probably having your testicles slammed in the hatch of a rhino by a primarch while being tickled by a venomthrope


Yeah that would do it. I once heard a story (don't know if true) that this guy playing rugby got his leg dislocated (bad enough) but when they popped it back in they got one of his testis caught in the socket! Apparently you could hear the screams for miles before he passed out. Any testi trauma is bad, be it Rhino hatch or whatever (not quite sure how you'd get them caught in a Rhino hatch though).


I fail to see how that would work - there's no way you could trap your testicle between your femur and your hip. I mean, the joint is inside your body, with an inch or so of muscle, skin and other tissue in the way.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 02:57:27


Post by: Ineed2bucks


Being tortured by the inquisition for information after being decreed a heretic by someone high up, ugh they will stop at no lengths


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:06:25


Post by: Andilus Greatsword


First thing that came to mind - being sat on by a Gargantuan Squiggoth.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:07:34


Post by: Nicholas


Andilus Greatsword wrote:First thing that came to mind - being sat on by a Gargantuan Squiggoth.


Worse a Great Unclean One


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:14:32


Post by: Beer_&_Bolters


DE or tyranids... any means of death that either of these races comes up with is going to be particularly pleasant.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:19:05


Post by: Grey Templar


Abstract Catalyst wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:Yeah, having your blood boil as your body slowly turns into jelly, then a gas, has to be horrible.


Your blood doesn't boil in space, and nor would you turn to jelly. Space is much, much colder than any planet, so you would freeze - eyes first most likely. The difference in pressure between your insides and out would mean you would simultaneously vomit, defecate, urinate and bleed from your nose (and other, delicate external organs). That said, unless you die of cold first - death by lack of oxygen isn't actually that painful. Your lungs would burn to begin with, but just before death your brain releases a massive surge of endorphins, so unless you froze to death you'd probably die giggling.


actually, you do boil away.

as pressure decreases, so too does the boiling point of any liquid. when pressure is reduced to zero, the liquid will instantly turn into a gas.


Look up the Bends, officially called Decompression Sickness, a condition divers can get.

it happens when, at high pressure, gases which at Sea Level are gasses become dissolved in your blood and internal organs. If a diver returns to the surface, and lower pressure, too quickly the gases can form bubbles in your blood stream. this is a potentially lethal problem.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:45:57


Post by: Ravenous D


coolyo294 wrote:That's one of the stupidest videos I've seen.


Yeah that was dumb as dumb can get, I dont even know where to start...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:52:56


Post by: Punisher Gatling Cannon


Stepped on by a titan
Fallen on by a dreadnought
Tortured by a interrogator chaplain
Landed on by a drop pod
Bit by a nurgling(s)
Run over by a tank
On a planet being hit with the exterminatus



Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 03:55:10


Post by: Grey Templar


Nicholas wrote:
King Pariah wrote:
Rampage wrote:
Nicholas wrote:Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.

, yeah that would be pretty bad, although it would be a close call between being killed by a Fire Warrior in CC, or by a grot at whatever.


Speaking of which... well, simply put, Termi with Twin Lightning claws gets owned... in CC... by a firewarrior.

[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AiS8OPOL0[/url] starts at around 2:14


Oh my god is that video serious, Ninja Tau ,what happened to WS 2


Thats just, excuse the word, slowed.

The sword didn't even go in deep enough. a Terminators actual skull is much further back. the sword would simply have just broken some of the interior mechanisims.


and Tau are NOT ninjas dispite the obvious Japanese influence. they are I2 people, 2!!! a human moves faster then that.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 04:56:19


Post by: Mr Nobody


Being the emperor, it's certainly the slowest death in 40k.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 09:08:21


Post by: Lord Rogukiel


Everyone who is thinking of really painful or slow deaths is kind of straying away from the target. The idea was most brutal death, not necessarily most painful. Sure, being tortured by DE for weeks is really painful, but is it really as brutal as a chainsword? I think brutal deaths should be probably quicker and, well more visually grand if you see what I mean.

With that in mind, I'd say getting crushed by a Bloodthirster's axe in CC. It's quick, but that's alot of blood and guts flying around in the air.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 09:11:55


Post by: Steelmage99


Strangleweb.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 10:42:11


Post by: MrMerlin


Punisher Gatling Cannon wrote:Stepped on by a titan
Fallen on by a dreadnought
Tortured by a interrogator chaplain
Landed on by a drop pod
Bit by a nurgling(s)
Run over by a tank
On a planet being hit with the exterminatus



Being squished isn't that bad really; there are worse things wich last longer and are much mor uncomfortable


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 11:14:00


Post by: happygolucky


Your soul being tortured by daemons for eternity...anyone?


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 11:25:39


Post by: Ridealgh


Being captured by a Haemonculus and at his "experimental" mercy


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 12:58:57


Post by: Daston


marauder6272 wrote:I'd have to go with being the target of the Shokk attack gun. An insane snotling materializing in your guts, and clawing it's way out would be pretty traumatizing...


Could be worse if you get one teleport inside your terminator armour and starts ripping you to sheds. Would be like getting set on by an angry cat but with no way to stop it....unless you start beating yourself with a power fist.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 13:02:32


Post by: yamgrenade


Being thrown into a Tyranid reclamation pool while still alive.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 13:03:19


Post by: Botten3


As Much as I hate em, definitly a shokk attack gun, having a gretchin war[ed inside you to rip you apart is just brutal


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 18:30:01


Post by: DeathReaper


Being on the wrong end of a Death Or Glory attack against a Land Raider.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 18:50:15


Post by: WaaaaghLord


Something in a John Blanche drawing. Anything drawn that horrifically has to be painful.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 19:06:12


Post by: Small, Far Away


The Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy and his bottle of Dos Aquillas. Nothing more needs to be said...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 19:20:50


Post by: TechMarine1


Chaos Lord Gir wrote:Nurgles choisest plagues and mixtures. Hell, your immortal soul turns into a plague bearer more often than not...


yeah. I gotta go with Nurgle on this one because you'd die a horrible, slow, agonizing death just so that you can be brought back to life by "grandfather Nurgle" to be killed by a bolter round.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 19:49:30


Post by: ajax22


Horribly slow isn't exactly brutal...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 19:51:25


Post by: Coolyo294


Try telling that to a Dark Eldar experiment.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 19:57:01


Post by: ajax22


true.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 21:23:16


Post by: chaoslooksgood


Your balls slowy and painfully mutating into demons then eating you from the bottom up, with no way to stop them. They would also take centuries to do it, putting you in excruciating pain.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 21:25:21


Post by: Battle Brother Ambrosius


chaoslooksgood wrote:Your balls slowy and painfully mutating into demons then eating you from the bottom up, with no way to stop them. They would also take centuries to do it, putting you in excruciating pain.


This


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 21:30:12


Post by: Abstract Catalyst


Grey Templar wrote:

actually, you do boil away.

as pressure decreases, so too does the boiling point of any liquid. when pressure is reduced to zero, the liquid will instantly turn into a gas.


Look up the Bends, officially called Decompression Sickness, a condition divers can get.

it happens when, at high pressure, gases which at Sea Level are gasses become dissolved in your blood and internal organs. If a diver returns to the surface, and lower pressure, too quickly the gases can form bubbles in your blood stream. this is a potentially lethal problem.


Whilst the bends and similar effects would occur due to the change in pressure, these are hardly an issue seeing as your lifespan is measured in minutes at best. You wouldn't boil, simply because space is too cold. There have been experiments done on humans and other organisms in vacuums, and one incident of accidental, unprotected exposure to a vacuum and the humans survived just fine, the only limiting factor was oxygen really. Other issues are things like sunburn and the bends, but they're minor when oxygen isn't present.

Link to NASA page on the issue.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 22:57:14


Post by: Deadshot


Painful-Anthing with DE

Brutal-1-Being on the underside of a Deff Rolla
2-Getting in the path of a carnifex on his way to tackle a baneblade.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/14 23:19:31


Post by: Snickerdoodle


Having just come to the rescue of some GK in a bad situation. Saving their backsides. Only to have the say thanks for all your help,but you cannot know we exist Storm bolter to the head for being a hero.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 00:29:01


Post by: King Pariah


Grey Templar wrote:
Nicholas wrote:
King Pariah wrote:
Rampage wrote:
Nicholas wrote:Killed by a Fire Warrior in melee combat. Not painful physically just emotionally.

, yeah that would be pretty bad, although it would be a close call between being killed by a Fire Warrior in CC, or by a grot at whatever.


Speaking of which... well, simply put, Termi with Twin Lightning claws gets owned... in CC... by a firewarrior.

[url]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AiS8OPOL0[/url] starts at around 2:14


Oh my god is that video serious, Ninja Tau ,what happened to WS 2


Thats just, excuse the word, slowed.

The sword didn't even go in deep enough. a Terminators actual skull is much further back. the sword would simply have just broken some of the interior mechanisims.


and Tau are NOT ninjas dispite the obvious Japanese influence. they are I2 people, 2!!! a human moves faster then that.


I have no idea why people are taking this even a tad seriously.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 00:36:01


Post by: AzureDeath


Jaws of the war wolf against my avatar and rolled a 6.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 00:36:50


Post by: Mr. Self Destruct


The fluff for the Talos says that it picks up its target and starts halving it until it's down to flakes basically, I'd say that.
Or that missile off the Jetfighter that explodes in a circular disk several feet off the ground and cuts everything in half that it touches.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 00:38:00


Post by: Coolyo294


AzureDeath wrote:Jaws of the war wolf against my avatar and rolled a 6.
That's not that brutal.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 02:50:34


Post by: Spartan 117


Being melta'ed just sounds dead awful. I would hate to be turned into a slag of i dont know what


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 03:03:18


Post by: jdjamesdean@mail.com


Failing a DoG


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 03:09:56


Post by: Avatar 720


Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 03:28:12


Post by: King Pariah


Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.


That definitely beat dying at the hands of ninja tau.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 03:58:14


Post by: Grey Templar


Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.


The threads about the most brutal way to die, not the most humiliating(i'll make a thread for it )


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:02:21


Post by: Commisar Von Humps


Slanneshi/DE anything....Chainsword i would imagine would be quick if not send someone into an numb shock, i don't care to find out though.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:05:20


Post by: Grey Templar


I don't know if a chainsword actually would be quick.

if it cut your head in twain you would die instantly.


otherwise, you bleed to death. and after you are technically dead, your brain survives for about 5 minutes, regestering unbelivable pain and watching whatever is left of your body.

assuming your brain didn't shut off from sensory overload.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:18:10


Post by: Nerivant


Grey Templar wrote:
otherwise, you bleed to death. and after you are technically dead, your brain survives for about 5 minutes, regestering unbelivable pain and watching whatever is left of your body.


Noooooooooooooooooooo.

The brain does not survive five minutes without blood circulation.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:21:12


Post by: Grey Templar


Not from what i have heard about heads being decapitated. the person is actually concious for several minutes after the neck is severed. of course the person can't do much.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:22:43


Post by: Nerivant


Grey Templar wrote:Not from what i have heard about heads being decapitated. the person is actually concious for several minutes after the neck is severed. of course the person can't do much.


After blood stops circulating to the brain, consciousness is lost in a few seconds, with measurable brain activity ceasing in under a minute.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:36:56


Post by: koridon


Have a devourer blade forcefully take ur soul from your body


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 04:39:19


Post by: Commissar Typhus


Being killed by the Harelquin's Kiss


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 06:28:53


Post by: DeathReaper


Mawloc error from the deep?


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 06:30:16


Post by: Void__Dragon


Having your horse punched out from under you by an Ork Warboss. Which is what happened in the Ork fluff section of the rulebook.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 17:02:47


Post by: DeathReaper


A Dreadnought with Blood Talons would chew you up pretty good too.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 18:44:24


Post by: Avatar 720


Grey Templar wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.


The threads about the most brutal way to die, not the most humiliating(i'll make a thread for it )


It will be brutal; you're dying very slowly via small wounds over a very long period of time; the humiliation is just extra.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 19:11:20


Post by: ajax22


I know that there are ways i would like to die more than being jabbed to death by the space pope!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 19:12:56


Post by: FuryTheBerserker


SMASHED BY A THUNDER HAMMER


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 19:22:55


Post by: Grey Templar


Avatar 720 wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.


The threads about the most brutal way to die, not the most humiliating(i'll make a thread for it )


It will be brutal; you're dying very slowly via small wounds over a very long period of time; the humiliation is just extra.


perhaps,

at least you can take comfort from the fact that the Space Pope will probably die of shock upon actually killing you. and then the whole Tau army runs away.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/15 19:26:36


Post by: Bwolf999


Flesh Gauntlets FTW!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 14:08:01


Post by: ajax22


Powerfist. Smash.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 15:13:40


Post by: Begel Dverl


Being on the receiving end of Vulkan's Spear. That thing can melt through ceramite like it was paper. Imagine what it can do to an unarmored body!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 15:17:05


Post by: Bat Manuel


Any tyrannic shooting weapon or nurglings


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 15:18:15


Post by: namelesswalnt


10 assault termies, 40 on a charge,re-wounds,power weapons...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 20:51:26


Post by: Iggyrocksall


I dont no about you but having ur insides getting ripped to shreds by a puny grechin isnt how i want to die.... Shokk attack gun for the win


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/16 20:52:12


Post by: Coolyo294


It's not a Grot, it's an even punier little Snotling.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 02:13:38


Post by: KingCracker


I dont think half you guys are getting what the question actually is. Most brutal way to die. In my minds eye, that would be the most horrific way to be killed that you could think of. Being stepped on by a Titan, your INSTANTLY dead, you would be you one moment, then a puddle of goo/blood/organ mush the next. You wouldnt even realize you died. Same concept by drop pod or a Dread falling on you. A dread?!? Seriously? You know how fething HEAVY those things are? Id be like a train car carrying a full load of coal, just tipping over on you. Your brain might register the image of the thing coming at you, then *squish*

Those would be MAAAAAaaaaany times better then some of the others mentioned. I agree, anything DE or most Tyranid weapons would be the worst way to go. Inquisition torture would be a pretty terrible way to die as well. A Terminator? Who ever said that needs to slap themselves in the testicles. Oh high giant hydraulically driven super human, whatcha got there for me? Oh a power fist? Thats not only hydraulically powered, but it has a crackling energy field that carves through anythi*squishy lightning sounds* Again, easy way to die


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coolyo294 wrote:It's not a Grot, it's an even punier little Snotling.



an they be crazy


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 04:27:41


Post by: Goddard


Being explodificated by your dad. Because you stabbed him.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 18:36:51


Post by: dajobe


I can tell you guys about being killed by the dark eldar...I think the copy machine at my work is a device of theirs...the pain that thing has caused me...it is slowly destroying my soul...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 18:57:27


Post by: ajax22


I think that my dog is another DE torture device. Can't say for sure though...


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 19:06:10


Post by: kronk


At the mercy of either a Talos Pain Engine or Slaneesh Cultist. There won't be much left of you.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 19:46:34


Post by: Nuclear_Bomb


Being eatin alive by Ripper Swarms.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 19:52:42


Post by: Melchiour


How about second edition barbed strangler. Nothing like having a fist sized spore pod shot into your flesh for it yo evolve and grow inside your own body tearing you apart as the tendrils wrap around your friends.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 20:00:16


Post by: Acardia


Brutal? A half dozen marker lights at your chest with a fulisade of broadsides taking aim.

Or being found by hungry hungry kroot.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/17 20:33:29


Post by: Grey Templar


kronk wrote:At the mercy of either a Talos Pain Engine or Slaneesh Cultist. There won't be much left of you.


or there might be more of you then you ever thought possable


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 19:54:45


Post by: ajax22


How about getting your head taken off by a tau railgun solid shot. splat.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 19:56:26


Post by: Coolyo294


That wouldn't be painful.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 20:02:47


Post by: ajax22


No but it would be brutal and your friend whose standing next to you, how would he feel?


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 20:03:41


Post by: Coolyo294


He would probably be dead, so he he couldn't feel anything.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 20:10:04


Post by: dajobe


ajax22 wrote:How about getting your head taken off by a tau railgun solid shot. splat.


Darnit...NINJA'D!!!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 20:13:26


Post by: Uhlan


Other than by the odoriferous emanations of certain WH 40k players at tournaments, dying at the hands of the Inquisition or the Dark Eldar would be long and unpleasant.


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 20:18:04


Post by: Deathshead420


Being in a deepstruck landraider that had a mishap, and being squished by all your battlebrothers!


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 21:12:10


Post by: Deadshot


A charging carnifex.
A DE disintergrator cannon.
A dreadknight with a Daemon Hammer playing golf with you as the ball.
Being swallowed by a Mawloc
Being kicked by a warhound titan
The Nightbringer
Being defeated by Space Pope,as he would have to cut off little tiny bits at a time.
Being fired through a SAG,but with the result that uses a template,where the snotling gets pulped.
A Heavy Venom Cannon,which shoots large quantities of crystalized acid at supersonic speed,smashing into you.
Getting run over by a Baneblade.
A rupture cannon.
Getting hugged by the Avatar.
A direct hit from a Vindicator.
Railguns.
Bolt of Change.
Sliced in half by a Bloodletter.
Possessed going ape.
Genestealers.
Getting hit by a Turboboosting SM bike.
Chainsword
Bolt round


Most Brutal Way to Die in 40k @ 2011/08/19 21:33:42


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Having Andy Chambers be a reason for it.