The sun is shining.

Heaven is disrupted by Gods farting....

The hills are green.

Space Marine failing - nothing new.

I'm gonna need a really big EMP bomb to deal with those robots.

The flower god is the lamest god.

Someone lost his job.

Duty sounds like doody.

SO MUCH BRAINRAPE.

SO MUCH, uh, people with guns.

SO MUCH CONFUSION

A link to some good IG minis.

Fontaine? BIOSHOCK!

That snazzy banner was made with mybannermaker.com.

Someone's going to get fired...

Grimdark.

Do not fail the Brodex Astartes.

Serious Buisness.

they wouldn't be able to extract with out be subtracting their number 'til they reached a total of 0!

MOAR CODEXES

The future ain't what its supposed to be.

Quotes. So much quotes.

The future...is a grimy place.

He is NOWHERE. Yet EVERYWHERE!

You made your own banner.

Words are failing me.

Where's my car?

No seriously... EVERYWHERE!

Now my house is missing too...this cannot get any worse.

Maybe it's in our own signature? Behind all those letters?

It got worse...now my pants are missing.

I can't seem to find them either.

I wonder what it would take to start a riot?

Make a couple people read your sig, that will do it.

How about a fire? Mmmm, fire...

What's the first one from?

Codexes.

Some sort of Cityscape.
What's the original image?

Pirate Tau!

Full of himself and/or crazy.

Nay, just sayin' the truth.

Are you going to make a Codex:New Dalek Empire too?
'Cause that would be sweet!

Actually. Yes, yes I am.
Should go make the cover now.

Can't remember if you've had anymore games....

Are the Adaptus Orthodontus what I think they are?

And all my other games are well, placed in stasis

I don't know. Are the Adeptus Orthoduntus what you think they are?

Trazyn is a little nuts.

9 links. So little time!

The Emperor is a communist?

Warhammer Fantasy armies

@Ovion

They're all from Hellsing

Hellsing Ultimate or Hellsing regular? (Haven't seen either in years.)

A cookie.
His reward is a cookie.

Burst Cannon charged, moving to next target.

Hellsing Ultimate, of course. Schrodinger doesn't appear in the TV series.

Fair enough, xD Couldn't remember.
Ultimate is great, Hellsing is alright just.... goes off the deep end hard.

If you're everywhere and nowhere... you're in peoples butts.

Um, Mr. Dark Eldar, could you please put on some clothes

Mein major is a little chubby.

You destroyed WHAT?

Diets aren't really any fun.

9 FRIGGEN' LINKS BUT ONLY 7 DESTINATIONS! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED.

I don't know what those picks have to do with the Astronomicon's End, but it's still a fine looking logo.

(Thank you)

I wonder where that quote came from - it seems like an inside joke I am not a part of.

The END

((DemetriDominov, it's from Bioshock 2. http://youtu.be/UDgYxXyAGx4?t=1m21s ))

The sun is lifting your heart out of your chest.

I don't even work here

Of course not. You're still there, aren't you?

How did he make it back without a head?

You have stepped beyond the Light of Terra...

@DemetriDominov

As long as Schrodinger can 'recognize' himself, he can be anywhere (as in he can appear wherever and whenever he wants) he wants, and even if you kill him, since he 'recognizes' himself as alive, his corpse will just disappear and he will reappear alive and unhurt elsewhere when he wants to appear. He's basically the Cheshire Cat.

Where is that quote from, and why don't I know this already?!

Hellsing Ultimate OVAs/manga. As for why you don't know of Schrodinger's abilities, either you never read the manga or watched the OVAs. Or both.

Yup - went completely over my head, apart from what I could immediately observe.

Millennium/Nazi Germany's Last Battalion and Alucard and Co. were vampires. Plain and simple

Most of them anyway

Still more awesome than Twilight though:



I dare sparkling gay 'vampires' to take this guy on.

What about the Lycan?

The Captain? He's a werewolf, and arguably the only honorable man among the Last Battalion, serving only out of duty and not out of dedication to its insane ideals.

Vampires and werewolves are still contrasting in every way, no matter their medium I see.

classy

you made it with MYBANNERMAKER.com

Humans are hypocrites?

I always knew christians were plotting!

Long and confusing metaphor about a Primarch and his bunny. I think. Maybe. Or puppies. I don't know.

A fellow Skaven player!

An off the cuff, tongue in cheek player that enjoys playing armies with aspects of stealth and dirty, but still legal tactics.

Ice Picks on a Russian star with wings?

You think my signature is confusing?

The maintenance crew should really get around to fixing those letters. They're looking a little dilapidated.

Call up Jack.

Yes, yes I do. Why Ice Picks?

The Galaxy faces a new threat: the race of omnicidal beings who incessantly scream "EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!"

A contender.

@: Ovion, click the link and read my post from Jan. 15th.

A 40k novel written by H. P. Lovecraft.

BIG LINKS

Many links! Some to the same place.

We fight a war at the edge of the Emperor's light and at the brink of the galaxy's dark.

@thenoobbomb

Catholics, not Christians. There's a difference.

Proverb of the ancient heretical scripts of a monotheistic god of pre-Imperium Terra, transcribed since m.33 with the suffix -Emperor.

This Crusade is close to its end. We can go no further...

Excuse me, I don't have time to tell anything to you. I'm just pointing Sly Marbo towards the Vatican...

Do they have TV in the vault?

Yeah, livestreams actually!

And here is me, thinking the Vatican's guard were Swiss instead of monks..

How about internet? And they are actually. Section XIII only goes after heretics and vampires. The former usually involves mages, witches, magicians and like.

Crazy monks!

And hey, if Trazyn didn't have internet, how would I be here, right?

Whoops! Sorry 'bout that Not sure if everyone at Section XIII are ordained, though most of them are priests/nuns.

Anyway, which hive city on which world fell to heretics?

For agents of divine retribution, you sure die a lot.

Earlier, there were was a fifth movie poster...did the feds take it down or somethin'?

There's still 5 codex images there... wut?

If god is all powerful, why would he need agents anyway.

It must have been cut out by the server. And God needs Human agents because its better for Humans to solve their problems. With His help? Fine. He does all the work? No; if that were the case, Humans wouldn't value the solution.

I have rat poison.

Slogan for Templar.

The Emperor's light, its gone...

Catholics in space?

The Highlander will see Scotland again!

You promise Daleks! But instead I got Arnold!

Of topic : Aye I hope so, I am going over the North sea come monday

You ride to death.

Divine retribution. RUN, YOU FOOLS!

They fell.

Catholic-cops!

The city also fell.

WHo said that? I just noticed the "s

Vatican Section XIII 'Iscariot'. They hunt vampires, mages, magicians, witches, and the like.

Section XIII, right.
That number isn't a coincidence...
It cannot be!

They hunt and kill mages, vampires, witches and magicians, so 'XIII' and 'Iscariot' are fitting for them. Better than Fate/Stay Night's 'Burial Agency'. Those guys are borderline heretics, seeing as they use magecraft to fight the same enemies; and they can't even do it right. The best they can do is seal them away; Section XIII actually destroys their targets with extreme prejudice, and they do that without resorting to heresy.

I bet they don't have much to do though.

Who? Section XIII? Actually, when not out hunting and killing monsters and heretics, Section XIII's agents run an orphanage outside of Rome. Well, Paladin Father Alexander Anderson does, and he's quite popular with the children there. Come to think of it, most of Section XIII's agents were his students at one point or another.

There is no god, only the emperor.

The Emperor is Dumbledore in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE?

So the city's name is Arthek, huh?

Yeah.

Do those fools live in India? D:

Actually, Lady Integra Hellsing was trolling the other members of Section XIII, causing them to irritably threaten to kill her. Paladin Anderson noticed she was unarmed, and proceeded to 'remind' them to be polite.

Christian priest spam is what I see in your siggie

Its Catholic, not Christian. There's a difference.

Pff, Heaven is full of fanatics anyways.

Never did like mages though, they're all a bunch of cowards. So, can I go stab them to death with blessed bayonets/shoot them full of silver-tipped, blessed bullets already?

It makes me hear somekind of priest, religion bores me so much it makes my auto-sleep mode go on.

Xeno in the making

Skyrim meets 40k.

I clicked the link!

Something, something, something, something, EXTERMINATE.

But you were the one who destroyed that, whatever that was.

God says beating up heretics is a-OK.

As I said, I didn't break that thing!

God also says that beating rapists is a-OK.

Something disappeared?

Kasuga-chan, can you make a complaint? This rat poison we bought doesn't seem to be working.

Pictures!

Wotz a dunny?

An outside toilet thing.

got one thing to say you sir!

I'm not a hypocrite, I'm Section XIII (draws inscribed and blessed bayonets)!

Don't be silly, they won't be going to heaven and we know it.

I wonder if the Mont'Au Raiders are as good as Raynor's Raiders.

Heaven is a dull place anyways.

I see from your signature that you play Space Marines, Skaven and Imperial Guard. No Wood Elves I see. Hmm.

No, wood elves are pansies.
LotR SBG or War of the Ring?

SBG. I haven't tried WotR yet - I don't really have enough models for one army!

I hope you are not the subject of that article.

This is it, the edge of the galaxy's dark.

Hm, loled at the last one. The speaker is probably in for a bad time.

Sounds like the Tau are a messed-up British Empire-wannabe as opposed to being an 'enlightened' Soviet Union wannabe.

 Ledabot wrote:
Hm, loled at the last one. The speaker is probably in for a bad time.

Incorrect, as the speaker was glaring at them menacingly and was holding a pair of blood-stained, inscribed, and blessed bayonets at the time.

I didn't notice at first, but these are from Hellsing? I approve.

p.s. Tau are very much not communist. the very fact they have a caste system makes that impossible as that expels the possibility of equality.

Tau aren't as ' happy ' overall as everyone thinks.

Always resort to violence - you'll get there eventually and this'll just save time.

You're younger than I am.

Must be cold at night wherever that desert world Mont'Au Raiders are based on.

Again . . . more Christian spam thingies

Its Catholic, not Christian. There's a difference.

Admiral Valerian wrote:Must be cold at night wherever that desert world Mont'Au Raiders are based on.

Why must it be cold?
Technically it's a barren world, the surface always hot and unforgiving.

Admiral Valerian wrote:Its Catholic, not Christian. There's a difference.

Catholicism and Catholics are a subset of traditions within Christianity and the Christian Faith.
Meaning, yes, it is crazy Christian doctrine.

Gonna rewatch Hellsing soon.

Your signature tells me that you do really put a lot of work into your hobby!

That's a big LotR army.
You also have your own wargame.

Being a guardsman is dangerous

Scots - because going to war in a skirt is a good idea!

We prefer to be differentiated from other Christian sects, hence the insistence on Catholic.

I hate clowns.

maybe they are rapists...

I'm going to need some time to read that whole fandex.

The red star of the astronomicon

What's a dunny? Oh, those poor action figures... oh wait.

Psychic darkness.

Fanfiction.
Is it still Pocahontas is space?

Links are orange. I must explore deeper.....

Dam ninjad by Ovion.

How the heck do you fit so much in your siggy?

Very carefully!
[Size=] tags help too.

Your dragon thingies feet are missing.

Yes, small font might solve things.

Your dakka code tells a lot about you...

@Ovion

No. We win

Dragons!

My Avatar in a robo-bug!

Your dragon thingies changed.

Rats...again...Kasuga-chan, perhaps we ought to call in some professionals.

You change your sig like tides in an ocean.

Links to as story.

You only have 17,000pts of Warhammer.
I win.

Lots of armies, witch is great

For what game is it an army?

For Flames of war.

On topic :
Loyalist dogs to the meat grinder

Children taste better with cheese sauce.

When were Orks ever not random?

Pocohantas, the tree is talking to me

You like Blackadder or summit

Making your own wargame sounds fun, but it would be hard to not copy to many other games

Tau are still filthy space commies

Heresy!

You signature tells me that you were disappointed by the ending of Avatar.

You have Tau, with few games.

I will be watching those films shortly

You mean you actually spent time on making an alternative story to a abysmal movie?

Not me. But that fanfic is surprisingly good. The Imperium wins, but not in a way that makes the Imperium look like a Mary Sue.

You like Japanese stuff

So much LOTR.... Are you a god of gaming?

No, I just play a lot of LOTR With the 20/24 man boxes it was easy to play loads of armies!

Also . . .

VENOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You lose quite a lot :(

I know! I'm absolutely rotten at 40k and Warmahordes!

I can see that you play Space Marines, ad you win considerably more times than me.

How are you making your Arnor army?
I mean, you could paint ghost elves, ghost dwarves, ghost orcs, and so on..

Well it's a Ranger army with soon-to-be-converted Warriors of Minas Tirith as Arnor Warrior dudes

Damn, mistook it for ANgmar

tldr

And it would be wrong.

I like the Dalek Empire link

Apparently you're extraordinary, but have no proof of this.

The BFG forum is incredibly slow, and so far... not really helpful.

when i initially put it in my sig, the mod was on every few weeks at least, but he appears to have disappeared. and is that as codex i spy?

Any advice for Mreen fleets in BFG?

Why so are your links deceitful? The Eldar go to the same place!

The light of the emperor ends, and the terror of old night begins.

You're a cat.

You spend a lot of money...

And blog.

HA! I have more war-machine than you do!

(yes I'm petty, but I love it)

YOU ARE A COMMUNIST

I will looy you when spring comes and I launch my longship!

You have problems.

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
You have problems.

YOU HAVE PROBLEMS IF YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THE SONG

Sorry, I'm Catholic. Not very fond of things like those.

Catholic and a fan of gakky fan fic and movies

No mercy to the misguided.

Don't bother you while Ken Chans fighting

Very graphic

Allright allright.
I won't bother of making up something original for you then ;D

There are rumors of STC in that same vault...is it true?

Wishlisting movies...

Sorry, can't spoil it.

Much better then the movie Avatar, anyways..

Han Solo envy.

You spend a gak load of money on minis!

You're progressing on your game thingy.

You are quite correct on the Dalek's.

You are a skilled leader of Skaven kin

Satan is a good man.

EMP Bomb, ready.

EMP won't work on Daleks you numpty.

Someone's annoying.

Terminator Squads, prepare to deep strike! Target: the Skaven's lair!

@Ovion

It doesn't? How about sorcery?

 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Terminator Squads, prepare to deep strike! Target: the Skaven's lair!

@Ovion

It doesn't? How about sorcery?

Most standard modern military hardware is EMP Protected, or at the very least EMP Hardened.
Hell - a reasonable amount of regular hardware is now too - I know my computer is, think my Xbox is, etc.
You don't think a race of living robots won't have that covered?

Also - those Terminators are dead. Dropping into the undercity where a billion, billion Skaven and their monstrosities reside, as well as the mages.
Possibly sorcery would work... as an EMP? iunno.

Some crazy bint who doesn't want to be bothered.

They were Angry Marine Terminators

The Haemonculus is bald.

HA! Unohanna's gona kill kenny! (can't wait to see them fighting again)

I like it when people click my dragons.

What's the cheese?

I see the star, and I think of the USSR. (RHYMING)

Something came out of that egg.

That poor messenger.

It grew up into that?

Ah, so scary for such a tiny girl.....
Its like every other anime ive ever watched ^.^

What happened to the pants?

Silly Anime is silly

I think Im Bad

But what does a hotsauceman1 look like?

U mad?

Ohh, I found a peeny.

I see you play grey knights

Hey, its different from before.

Your slipping - your sig hasn't changed in at least 2-3 days.

By the Powers you're right. I'll figure something out...in the meantime, Dark Eldar is still bald

That reitsu! So powerful!

That can't be good.

You think Avatar was bad?

You got yo own fandex, good on ya mate

Lots of armies.

I wasn't keen on the ending of Avatar.

I thought Maugan never actually made it to the warp, that he escaped his craftworld as it was being sucked into.

Yeah - he went back in and got them out. Look up Altansar

And on topic - Lots and lots of armies! with added DALEKS!

Daleks FTW!

Maugan Ra...very impressive for a xenos.

Still unchanged!

I'm still working on that

Desert dawn...

I´m annoying you? How rude!

Ha, a Guardsman thinking he has a survival rate.

10 pounds in a 5 pound sack...

I will roll all the 1's I want.

STOP PLAYING CHEESE!

No, The Pepperjack soldiers are amazing.
OT: I need context for that quote to work.

Hotsauce and chees, food for power gamers

melon-fething Sabaton!

YES YES MOAR!

Lyrics of some sort?

For SABATON

You have a lot of GW stuff

Rules for you wargame!

I watched that episode!

Something ain't right.

Touchy Ken-chan fan boy

Your signature is an assumption.

Are those gardening tools?

Nomnom, cheese

Do you have tattoos

Can't think of anything new.

upside down v, rainbow tau symbol,weird eye, lightning bolt!, ships wheel, goat.

My wife is saying if i keep these dragons alive i can have a goldfish.

Too many Tau kill fast enough unless CC happens

Sounds familiar for some reason.

That makes 3 people here that are bleach fans does it?

Who might the other two be?

Flanking maneuvers!

Ah. One was you (changing your avatar got me) and the other is myself.

The dragon's origins keep changing, Emperor preserve us.

Oh I see.

I'm not allying with you!

"See the little goblin, see his little feet, and his little nosey-wose, isn't the goblin sweet?"

The Laughing God, eh? Bankai: Kamishino no Yari (literally, Final Release: God-killing Spear).

An Onmitsukidou sounds like a donkeycave.

Lol, A guardsmen thinking he matters.

Needs more Tau.

Necron Daleks!