KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...
For me, first I'd feed on Anne Rice...savagely ...
The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.
Well, does feeding on someone kill them?
Because I'm not down with your crappy vampires that suck blood but it's all sexy and doesn't even hurt.
Balls to that.
If it's a throat tearing fountain of gore kind of exercise, I reckon I'd feed on the political classes of my homeland first.
Da Boss wrote:Well, does feeding on someone kill them?
I was wondering this myself, as well as whether or not they will then rise as vampires after they die. Then, of course, if they rise as vampires are they the thralls of the vampire who created them?
In that case I'd probably feed for the most part on professional wrestlers and NFL players at first, to build an unstoppable army of night slaves.
Da Boss wrote:Well, does feeding on someone kill them?
I was wondering this myself, as well as whether or not they will then rise as vampires after they die. Then, of course, if they rise as vampires are they the thralls of the vampire who created them?
In that case I'd probably feed for the most part on professional wrestlers and NFL players at first, to build an unstoppable army of night slaves.
See that'll get you no where. You want a real army, you go to the DPS. An army of undead uncaring unstoppable bureaucrats out to suck you dry ...mmm...oh wait I repeat myself.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...
And you will read it many times more, for it plays on a loop in my brain, placed there by the painboyz to calm me and prevent me going on killing sprees.
FITZZ wrote:
The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
You been reading my mind? That is a lovely thought.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
... Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. ...
For me, first I'd feed on Anne Rice...savagely ...
The off to my own paddling pool...to feed on Sherri Moon Zombie, Arianny Celeste and Tori Black.
Nice, but I would add Scarlet Johansson and Christina Hendrix to the list, so long as they turn into my personal vampire thralls.
Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange
sillyboy wrote:If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.
<.<
>.>
I blame hollywood
*drool*
if i were a vampire,id feed on everyone who played in the twilight movies.oh and the author of the books.
If by feed you mean pull out the fangs Oprikkniki style and rip their fething throats out to watch the arterial blood spurt out of the stumps of their ripped open necks, then I wholeheartedly agree with you...
sillyboy wrote:If i were a vampire, i would feed on hot, scantly dressed, gothic woman.
<.<
>.>
I blame hollywood
*drool*
if i were a vampire,id feed on everyone who played in the twilight movies.oh and the author of the books.
If by feed you mean pull out the fangs Oprikkniki style and rip their fething throats out to watch the arterial blood spurt out of the stumps of their ripped open necks, then I wholeheartedly agree with you...
well,1st id get full on thier blood,only edwards though,just as a joke.THEN id kill them murderously.
The Opriknikki don't really have "style"...well...unless you consider absolutely pulverizing their victims then drinking the blood that flows from their mangled corpses "style"
The Opriknikki don't really have "style"...well...unless you consider absolutely pulverizing their victims then drinking the blood that flows from their mangled corpses "style"
Admit it Fitzz, you like this style.
Even do i think you may prefer Natasha's style. ^^ (But that's werewolf style, and not relevant to the op)
For me I just don't like the concept of a vampire feeding just for the enjoyment of either party...enthrallment and throat ripping suits me just fine...
coolyo294 wrote:What is this "Oprikkniki" style people keep talking about?
The Oprikinikki are a warrior race of Vampire from the Russian steppes huge and extreamly brutal...they serve as guards to many Vampire Lords.
extra information:
Credit, goes to mordoskull
Opriknikki (pronounced: O-prick-nicky)
WS-6/BS-2/S-8/T-7/W-3/I-5/A-4/SV-3+
SIRE: Ivan the Terrible
COMMON NAMES: Black Riders, Ivans, Ferals
DESCRIPTION: The Opriknikki are terrible to behold, massive humanoids built like tanks, with an oversized mouth stuffed with shark teeth. On average, an Opriknikki stands eight feet tall, and is often clad in black or red robes. Males always sport massive black beards that fall down to their waists. The Opriknikki were once the enforcers of Ivan the Terrible, terrorizing medieval peasants for sick games of sport, dragging them through the streets behind their black steeds. When Ivan was Embraced, he bade his warriors to join him in Undeath. The Opriknikki leapt at the chance to practice their cruel way for eternity, and allowed Ivan to Embrace them in turn. The Opriknikki are notorious for ripping apart their foes with their bare hands, and tearing at them with their teeth. Opriknikki do not feed as other Kindred do, rather, they devour the remains of their prey whole, often leading Hunters to mistake Opriknikki attacks as werewolf attacks.
TRAITS: Opriknikki PCs have all of the traits granted to Vampire characters, with the following exceptions:
Opriknikki may NOT have any NPC followers, but may have base of operations
Opriknikki also suffer from the Frenzy trait, as described in the Werewolf entry
Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange
Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?
Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.
Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange
Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?
Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.
Alucard would be cool too, but I can't act that crazy with a straight face. I can however be brooding and stoic I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange
Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?
Also, I would feast only on those that piss me off extremely much. Feeding, totally different from Feasting, would happen to whomever I ran across at night.
Alucard from Dracula AD. 1972...
Groovy.
coolyo294 wrote:I would be True Dracula from Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.
You mean the creepy one with Mystic Fingers?
Personally, I wouldn't mind being this one:
Having his powers, anyway.
"It's been so long since someone cut off my head....."
Slarg232 wrote:
Alucard from Hellsing or Alucard from Castlevania?
The cooler one obviously.
EDIT: I actually always found it odd so few people appreciated a manga that basically amounted to a bunch of murderous sociopathic fanatics trying to kill each other EDIT EDIT: Even Drifters, which amounts to a bunch of historical murderous sociopaths trying to kill each other doesn't seem to get the attention it deserves XD
FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...
MrDwhitey wrote:Well Alucard was a hilariously crap character who could never fail, so....
Typically I'd agree, but Alucard was so fun that it was easy to forget that he is essentially unkillable Probably a good thing Hellsing ended at the end of the first storyline arc
FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...
Anime, don't worry about it.
Ahh, That would explain why I don't know them...I avoid anime like a vamp avoids crosses.
FITZZ wrote: Reading the last few post made me realize just how old I actually am...as I haven't the foggiest idea who these "supposed vampires" are...
Anime, don't worry about it.
Ahh, That would explain why I don't know them...I avoid anime like a vamp avoids crosses.
you should watch it,not as anime but as a show about vampires. seriously,helsing is the best vampire crap ive watched.alucard is a blood thirsty monster. he reminds me of you
Look for Hellsing Ultimate if you can. It's pretty much a gore fest with Alucard beating everyone else in the series senseless and laughing at how inadequate they are
I'll give it a go, every no and again I am surprised by an anime and actually like it ( though it's very rare)...but in the interest of remaining open minded..I'll look for it.
@ Klimino... "Best" is a pretty broad statement...especially since I've been watching Vampire films/shows since this guy was on TV..
FITZZ wrote: I'll give it a go, every no and again I am surprised by an anime and actually like it ( though it's very rare)...but in the interest of remaining open minded..I'll look for it.
@ Klimino... "Best" is a pretty broad statement...especially since I've been watching Vampire films/shows since this guy was on TV..
@ MilkDog...Oh, defianitly A huge fan of Nosferatu..
But Barnabuss Collins was my " first" Vampire..
My Mother told me stories that as a baby I would pull myself up in my crib and smile at the TV and rock back and forth when Dark Shadows would come on.
Richter Belmont, one of the mightiest Vampire Hunters in the universe. Only beaten out by his Forefather, Simon Belmont, who ripped Dracula apart with his bear hands, scattered them thoughout the world, realized Dracula cursed him before he finally was killed, reassembled him after tracking all six peices down, got him to remove the curse, and then tore him apart again, once more with nothing but his bear hands.
Richter Belmont, one of the mightiest Vampire Hunters in the universe. Only beaten out by his Forefather, Simon Belmont, who ripped Dracula apart with his bear hands, scattered them thoughout the world, realized Dracula cursed him before he finally was killed, reassembled him after tracking all six peices down, got him to remove the curse, and then tore him apart again, once more with nothing but his bear hands.
Um hum..yeah..this is why I'm not an anime fan.
For me...this is the Greatest Vampire Hunter of all time...
...No ripping Vampires apart with his bare hands...just a stake, a lot of heart and a lot of style.
coolyo294 wrote:The Belmonts are from Castlevania, which is not an Anime.
Did I mention I don't really play video games either... .
Don't get me wrong...I'm all for you kids digging what you dig...with your hulla hoops and skate boards and hppity hop music..and vampires with pointy chins..
coolyo294 wrote:Go eat some boiled prunes ya old fart.
Meh, some older stuff is better than the newer models anyway...like 69' Mustangs and vintage wine...
Never really got into a whole lot of vampire stuff myself...hell I barely know who Nosferatu is...-sighs- sometimes I wish for the good old days when my understanding of Vampires were that they wore capes, turned into bats, and were killed by stakes and that's it...now you've got all these weird versions that make finding the good fluff really hard...
coolyo294 wrote:Go eat some boiled prunes ya old fart.
Meh, some older stuff is better than the newer models anyway...like 69' Mustangs and vintage wine...
Never really got into a whole lot of vampire stuff myself...hell I barely know who Nosferatu is...-sighs- sometimes I wish for the good old days when my understanding of Vampires were that they wore capes, turned into bats, and were killed by stakes and that's it...now you've got all these weird versions that make finding the good fluff really hard...
Honestly, I don't really mind some of the " revisions" concerning Vampires ( well except for all the sparklevamp stuff), I liked the Anne Rice books, loved Bowie in " The Hunger" and Paxton in "Near Dark"...hell I even liked Blade and Underworld...
But I'm the first to admit when I think Vampire..Christopher Lee is the first thing that jumps to mind.
Damn, all this old man humor, makes me miss Fraz............... and its gone
Wow this thread is working out rather well. Vampires, whodathunkit. I own a DVD of Nosferatu and watch it every now and then, I can see how it was so scary back then.
To stay ot though.....I guess Id feed on Scarlet Johansson. My god that woman is an angel. Id drink dry Obama though, Im talking till hes dust and it nearly killed my ass, God what an awful President
...No ripping Vampires apart with his bare hands...just a stake, a lot of heart and a lot of style.
Whose that?
Peter Cushing the second best Van Helsing, and the most cool.
For the unwashed Chrisopher Lee was his Dracula counterpart in a number of Dracula movies from Hammer Studios which made a plethora of B movie gorefests of the classics and some further films.
...No ripping Vampires apart with his bare hands...just a stake, a lot of heart and a lot of style.
Whose that?
Peter Cushing the second best Van Helsing, and the most cool.
For the unwashed Chrisopher Lee was his Dracula counterpart in a number of Dracula movies from Hammer Studios which made a plethora of B movie gorefests of the classics and some further films.
He's lucky christopher lee didnt use his SAS training on him. Best Dracula because he has actually killed nazis. there must be a Dracula vs Hitler movie?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh thats where the flash gordon movie got the "ring lying on the ground after the baddie dies" bit.
I wont lie, Id trade places with Beiber in a snap, for a night. You know the ass that kid has the chance to hit? It would be enough to keep me happy for at least a week.
Maybe two. On that note, I want to watch some Vamp flicks now, any ideas I can netflix?
Yea but thats the best part, it would be HIM getting the STDs and cock rot.................Obviously Im imagining an outter body experience kindda deal
wait why are we derailing this thread with Beiber and ass?
I really need to dig up those old Hammer movies, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee=winning combo.
I'd kick it old school like Dracula. Castle, thralls, villagers living in utter terror, knowing that I may come for them in the night.
The only problem I have with vampires is there's so many of them and their traits and abilities differ wildly depending on the setting. Sometimes they turn anyone they feed on, sometimes they only turn people if they drain them completely, sometimes they only turn people if they DON'T drain them completely, sometimes they have to actively decide to turn someone they feed on, sometimes they can continue to feed on someone after they've drained all the blood and eat their victim's soul.
But obviously I would have to make Mila Kunis, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba into thralls.
Well... I know I would avoid feeding on Paula Dean.... all the fat and butter she inhales.....ugh...
Would also avoid Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher... could you imagine having to listen to those two voices for all eternity?
helgrenze wrote:Well... I know I would avoid feeding on Paula Dean.... all the fat and butter she inhales.....ugh...
Would also avoid Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher... could you imagine having to listen to those two voices for all eternity?
Yeah, but as a Vampire you don't have to worry about cholesterol ...so Paula Dean just might be delicious...
..And say what you will about Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher...I'd eat them both.
helgrenze wrote:Well... I know I would avoid feeding on Paula Dean.... all the fat and butter she inhales.....ugh...
Would also avoid Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher... could you imagine having to listen to those two voices for all eternity?
Yeah, but as a Vampire you don't have to worry about cholesterol ...so Paula Dean just might be delicious...
..And say what you will about Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher...I'd eat them both.
Now, when we say "Feast" for a vampire, are we talking Neck Bitey or Soul Swallowy?
helgrenze wrote:Well... I know I would avoid feeding on Paula Dean.... all the fat and butter she inhales.....ugh...
Would also avoid Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher... could you imagine having to listen to those two voices for all eternity?
Yeah, but as a Vampire you don't have to worry about cholesterol ...so Paula Dean just might be delicious...
..And say what you will about Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher...I'd eat them both.
Now, when we say "Feast" for a vampire, are we talking Neck Bitey or Soul Swallowy?
I'm an "Old school" kind of guy, so I'm thinking neck bitey...blood drinky...enthrally...that sort of thing.
Charlie Sheen, that tiger's blood would make me a truly fearsome opponent -No- nigh instructible. And instead of sparkling in sunlight. I would shift away and it would snow cocaine.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
None of them? I mean, I wouldn't want to be found out, then I'd be chased around by religious nutjobs and twilight fangirl/boys.
I'm not sure what's scarier... being chased around by religious nutjobs wanting to put a stake in my heart, being chased around by twilight fangirls who want to be reenact Bella (what), or being chased around by twilight fanboys for any reason.
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
I think I recognize that dude. What anime's he from?
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
None of them? I mean, I wouldn't want to be found out, then I'd be chased around by religious nutjobs and twilight fangirl/boys.
I'm not sure what's scarier... being chased around by religious nutjobs wanting to put a stake in my heart, being chased around by twilight fangirls who want to be reenact Bella (what), or being chased around by twilight fanboys for any reason.
Now now now, you guys cant get all uppity about why you WOULDNT want to feast on famous people. Thats not the question here. Pretend for a moment, you can follow the rules of a thread for once
Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
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FITZZ wrote:
helgrenze wrote:Well... I know I would avoid feeding on Paula Dean.... all the fat and butter she inhales.....ugh...
Would also avoid Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher... could you imagine having to listen to those two voices for all eternity?
Yeah, but as a Vampire you don't have to worry about cholesterol ...so Paula Dean just might be delicious...
..And say what you will about Rachel Ray and Fran Dresher...I'd eat them both.
I wouldnt hesitate for a moment on either as well. Id be all on em both.........oh wait are we still on topic?
KingCracker wrote:Now now now, you guys cant get all uppity about why you WOULDNT want to feast on famous people. Thats not the question here. Pretend for a moment, you can follow the rules of a thread for once
Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
Ok fine.... I think I would start with the women at Hef's place.... then move on to the porn industry..... Wait..... I think Hef has dibs on his women.....
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
Add in that most are smoking hot, who cares if they fake it on film.... they ARE actors after all.
for non porn names.... Zooey Deschanel, Padma Lakshmi, Pauley Perrette...
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
Fitzz wouldn't have to pay, because Fitzz is a playa.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
Fitzz wouldn't have to pay, because Fitzz is a playa.
George Spiggott wrote:I'd just kind of sparkle a bit. Feasting isn't really my bag.
Not only are you a pigman.....but your a funny pigman.
Thanks Helgrenze, and the best part of being a Vampire, you wouldnt have to worry about STD's and the like anymore. So the easy/freaky women in porn would be a safe bet for once
Women in porn are less likely to have STDs than some random woman you may encounter, sexually adventurous women do not equal diseased whores...despite what the more prudish elements of society would have you believe.
I imagine you have plenty of experience with the subject to know this.
Well...I dated a few strippers...never had any "problems"...
It isn't dating if you had to pay for the service FITZZ.
Fitzz wouldn't have to pay, because Fitzz is a playa.
...I actually hope I look like that when I reach that age..crazy bondage Santa FTW.
@ Coolyo...Well, I'm a Bass "Playa"..
There's an old joke in some music circles that goes..." What does a stripper do with her before she goes to work?"
The answer....." She drops him off at band practice."
You know, most people say that Vampires are evil due to them feeding on us humans.... but isn't what they do to us almost exactly the same thing we do to cows/pigs/whatever?
Now, I love my meat as much as the next guy, but what goes around comes around, ya know?
...I actually hope I look like that when I reach that age..crazy bondage Santa FTW.
Actually, this is how we already imagine you Fitzz!
Slarg, funny you should say that.
My daughter insists that they are not evil. Apparently it is not their fault they behave like they do, they just do what Vampires do, same as anything else.
Like beating my Vampire Hunters all the time for example. It has become totally natural for them to do so.
KingCracker wrote:Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
Well if it's killing them, that's different from feeding off of them. Fred Phelps could use a bloody martyrdom (or two, if I kill him, revive him as a vampire, then kill his now-damned soul again).
KingCracker wrote:Now, Melissia, helgrenze, START KILLING FAMOUS FOLK!
Well if it's killing them, that's different from feeding off of them. Fred Phelps could use a bloody martyrdom (or two, if I kill him, revive him as a vampire, then kill his now-damned soul again).
(For UK readers) I'd round up the meer kats from the comparethemarket.com advert and the opera ssinger from gocompare and then make sure they suffered for as long as possible. And torture them a bit too.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
They might actually be somewhat cross with you for biting their neck and sucking out their blood and turning them into an undead abomination, I suppose.
dogma wrote:I suppose, though the turned might not be so willing to spend eternity with you after the feasting.
They might actually be somewhat cross with you for biting their neck and sucking out their blood and turning them into an undead abomination, I suppose.
Who said you had to bite the neck? The wrist..... or inner thigh are just as good.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
yep thats the point
I think you misinterpreted what I meant, I meant that you would actually have to talk to them for eternity and well I think vampire chicks can get headaches every once and awhile too.
Now if I happened to be a vampire I would Blood for the Blood God, enslave humanity, and well let's just say I have a complex and it would probably be best if I didn't become a vampire.
KingCracker wrote:What "famous" person would you feast on and why?
Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, both at the same time, whilst they were exploring their friendship with each other in a paddling pool of tiramisu.
Tori Black.
Yep basically tori black and sara jean underwood Rofl
Mostly because you need hot babes to live with for entirety
But then they live for eternity as well and then you'll have to get to know them... personally *shudder*
yep thats the point
I think you misinterpreted what I meant, I meant that you would actually have to talk to them for eternity and well I think vampire chicks can get headaches every once and awhile too.
Now if I happened to be a vampire I would Blood for the Blood God, enslave humanity, and well let's just say I have a complex and it would probably be best if I didn't become a vampire.
See, if Vampires were indeed real, and I got turned into one, I would do two things with my immortality:
1) I would train with an insanely strong sword that I forged using the Strength of a Vampire.
2) Take my blood, learn how to strengthen it through genetics/bio-thingamajigy, and become the strongest vampire out there.
After completing both of those, I would become what Dante is to Daemons.
Me... Felicia Day. or Thora Birch - (American Beauty Thora Birch) not D&D Movie Thora Birch - or Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba. Do I have to pick just one, or just one a day?
Oh you guys are far too shortsighted. Given infinite time, you could acquire the wealth and suaveness to seduce anyone you desired- or explore eternity with someone you really care about.
But I digress- you've no doubt heard of the curse of Macbeth, that the production is plagued by mysterious accidents? Or the curse of the mummies?
Not that I'm proposing to preserve an ancient play- I'm trying to keep 80s movies from being remade. So people remaking them would suffer unexpected, very, very bloody accidents. Starting with Michael Bay.
By the way, that hideous face? He made it himself. He used to be a pretty boy, but decided being horrifying was better, so he fleshcrafted his own face.
Mo matter how many times I've read this...it always makes me happy. 
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I'll just go around hunting the rest of you with a katana no one ever seems to find strange 
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again. Thank you for listening.
