A commisar(I hope i spelled it right) they would come uninvited and if you tell him to leave then he will kill you for defience.

Could image kharn betrayer playing guitar hero and losing. Then you going to toilet and come back all your guests have been butchered. Then he'd steal your chicken.

pinoypower wrote:A commisar(I hope i spelled it right) they would come uninvited and if you tell him to leave then he will kill you for defience.

It's commissar. And defiance.

Swiftblade wrote:I would say Necrons. They would stand their all awkward and stare everyone down, and they wouldn't even join the party. Just stare. I do, however, hear they do a mean thriller dance, so thats a bit redeeming.

Now, Old One Eye, that would be someone I'd hate to see crashing my party. Specially because he'll be literally crashing it. All over the walls. Now, any Dark Eldar would probabbly make a mess too. Same with Fulgrim and his Emperor's Children. People say Kharn is a pretty fun guy to be around, but I don't think my guests would apreciate his kind of fun.

On the other side of the discussion, having Lukas the Trickster over would be fun. That guy's awesome. I bet Straken would be a good drinking partner too. Now, I'm not so sure about Sergeant Bastonne. I'd like to take him to Vegas, though. With his memory, he'd be a killer in Blackjack.

on the bad side: epidurmius

on the good side: SoB maybe would make a good party, and an apothecary would be cool for saving you from the crazy fools you invited

Skarbrand, because Im sure he has some sort of annoying special effe- BLOODFORTHEBLOODGOD! *RAGHLGKHGLRLGHL*

I belive Eldrad would be the worst. Standing there saying ''This night will not end well ''

What a party pooper!

Abaddon. He'd march in head held high, proclaim that "Chaos shall rule over this land!" or something. Then a titan would step out from behind a potted plant, Abaddon would scream "CREEEEEEED!!!", then a Cadian would step up and punch him the face, and then Abaddon would flee the party. And not just that, he'd try again at least another 12 or times before the night was out, and they would all of his attempts would end the exact same way, it would just be so annoying.

On the other hand Creed would be a pretty cool guy to have around, I imagine he would know tonnes of awesome magic tricks! Like hiding a titan behind someones ear, or pulling a platooon of guardsmen out of his sleeve!

Ghazkull walks in, and a record screech is heard (despite the music being live) he points his big shoota at the band and says "get that stuff goin again or i shoot YA!

Eldrad obviously would be a total dick. An Eversor assasin would also be "wonderful"
"WWWWWRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!"

On the other side Creed would be great to make a titan full of beer somehow appear from behind a tree.
Any of the characters from soul storm would be a good laugh:
"So Lord Bale, what did they hide in?"
"METAL BAWXES!!!"

Any form or Space Marine (Power Armour or Terminator).

I live one floor up with no elevator.

The worst would be picking up a dark eldar chick. She is really hot and all, and you guys go upstairs to the bedroom. Everything is going great, then she pulls out the nipple clamps, starts cackling maniacally and suddenly you have a sinking feeling she is going to enjoy this a lot more than you are...

Tzeentch or Fateweaver

Damn guys would get everyone blacked out cheating at drinking games...

Slaanesh daemonettes, seriously they'll get you intoxicated, take you upstairs, and then before you realize it, you'd be getting reverse raped...

To the opposite, orks would be a great crowd to drink with, until someone says "waaaaghhh" and they trash the house.

A Space Wolf and a Dark Angel in the same room. Dear god that would be bad.

You'll be having a small get together with couple of friends, having a good time, then all of a sudden you hear a noise in your closet. You get up and put your ear up against the door, silence....... Theres a slight awkwardness in the room. You open the door very slowly with care, AND A FREAKEN WARLORD TITAN COMES OUT AND WRECKS EVERYTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAAGGGAGGGGAH! Then you fall to your knees and wonder off.......... You come back to Earth and scream to the top of your lungs CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabius Bile, cause when he spikes the Punch, you aren't waking up with a hangover; You're waking up with a throbbing migrane and a cool new genome.

Noise marines as Djs!

I imagine if Marbo made an appearance, you wouldn't be able to get him out of the party. What are you gonna do? Threaten to call the cops? He won't listen. Pull a gun? Death wish. Call the cops? what would they do? Call a swat team?

So on and so on...

Total Buzz kill...

An inquistor, that would really blow...

"Hey guys, I got the party drugs and the hoookers."

"Cool, oh wait..."

*Click*

"By order of His Holy Inquistion!"

well, you know how the rest would go

Commissar Typhus wrote:An inquistor, that would really blow...

"Hey guys, I got the party drugs and the hoookers."

"Cool, oh wait..."

*Click*

"By order of His Holy Inquistion!"

well, you know how the rest would go

Well, I'm sure Inquisitor Murderbunga would be fine with the drugs and hookers.

Belexar wrote:

pinoypower wrote:A commisar(I hope i spelled it right) they would come uninvited and if you tell him to leave then he will kill you for defience.

It's commissar. And defiance.

Swiftblade wrote:I would say Necrons. They would stand their all awkward and stare everyone down, and they wouldn't even join the party. Just stare. I do, however, hear they do a mean thriller dance, so thats a bit redeeming.

Now, Old One Eye, that would be someone I'd hate to see crashing my party. Specially because he'll be literally crashing it. All over the walls. Now, any Dark Eldar would probabbly make a mess too. Same with Fulgrim and his Emperor's Children. People say Kharn is a pretty fun guy to be around, but I don't think my guests would apreciate his kind of fun.

On the other side of the discussion, having Lukas the Trickster over would be fun. That guy's awesome. I bet Straken would be a good drinking partner too. Now, I'm not so sure about Sergeant Bastonne. I'd like to take him to Vegas, though. With his memory, he'd be a killer in Blackjack.

And they cna't kick him out for counting cards, because he has a laser gun!

Wraithguard, where do you look when you're talking to them?

Polvilhovoador wrote:Noise marines as Djs!

They would have the sickest bass. Until they turn it towards everyone in the party, then heads explode. Really serious cleaning job.

"Hey man some hot half naked girl carried Greg away on a hook attached to some space ship or something." "Said she was going to Comorragh, that's on the East Coast right?"

Tau because they would pass out of a single shot because they are so weak.

and sisters of battle because they wouldn't even respond at all if you try to flirt with them.

GamzaTheChaos wrote:Tau because they would pass out of a single shot because they are so weak.

and sisters of battle because they wouldn't even respond at all if you try to flirt with them.

No you just have to know what to say. "I have the emperor in my bedroom. He wants to...ah-hem...shower you with his graces. You in?" You guys would be hitting the sack faster than you can say "Burn the Heretic". But then there is that awkward moment when she realizes that the "emperor" was a little smaller than she expected him to be...

I think the Tallarns would be pretty poor guests, they seem pretty uptight and all. Maybe they'd be able to loosen up after a couple drinks, if they weren't completely opposed to it. Terminators might also be a bad idea, if they have a couple too many they'd end up stumbling through walls and over the other guests, or something like that.

necrons would crash it. they'd be wallflowers until you played that chumbawumba song, then they'd headbang on the floor all night. the zerkers would show up and jump in the mosh pit. orks would get into a drinking contest with the space wolves (with no real winner at the end, but all participants with a headache). the slaaneshi cultists and dark eldar might try to take things outside, but let's face it, the make-up sex was fantastic.

i thought eldrad and the canoness would wind up out-doom and glooming each other, but sure enough, at the end of the night, he wound up showing her his emperor and inviting her to sit on the golden throne.

the only guy who really didn't have a good time was the shas-o. he sat in the corner playing on his laptop all night. the guardsmen were chill dudes, they sat outside and burned back cadian green with the plague marines, the blood angels spent all night hitting on the sisters repentia who were gogo dancing, but the only one who managed to get in in with them was the demon prince. guess they like bad boys.

hemingway wrote:necrons would crash it. they'd be wallflowers until you played that chumbawumba song, then they'd headbang on the floor all night. the zerkers would show up and jump in the mosh pit. orks would get into a drinking contest with the space wolves (with no real winner at the end, but all participants with a headache). the slaaneshi cultists and dark eldar might try to take things outside, but let's face it, the make-up sex was fantastic.

i thought eldrad and the canoness would wind up out-doom and glooming each other, but sure enough, at the end of the night, he wound up showing her his emperor and inviting her to sit on the golden throne.

the only guy who really didn't have a good time was the shas-o. he sat in the corner playing on his laptop all night. the guardsmen were chill dudes, they sat outside and burned back cadian green with the plague marines, the blood angels spent all night hitting on the sisters repentia who were gogo dancing, but the only one who managed to get in in with them was the demon prince. guess they like bad boys.

winning

Eldar farseer

the stuck up hot chick at the party that you got no chance with lol

Guilliman would be a horrible wingman.
"You must not lay with that heretic!" *Response to every woman in party*

hemingway wrote:necrons would crash it. they'd be wallflowers until you played that chumbawumba song, then they'd headbang on the floor all night. the zerkers would show up and jump in the mosh pit. orks would get into a drinking contest with the space wolves (with no real winner at the end, but all participants with a headache). the slaaneshi cultists and dark eldar might try to take things outside, but let's face it, the make-up sex was fantastic.

i thought eldrad and the canoness would wind up out-doom and glooming each other, but sure enough, at the end of the night, he wound up showing her his emperor and inviting her to sit on the golden throne.

the only guy who really didn't have a good time was the shas-o. he sat in the corner playing on his laptop all night. the guardsmen were chill dudes, they sat outside and burned back cadian green with the plague marines, the blood angels spent all night hitting on the sisters repentia who were gogo dancing, but the only one who managed to get in in with them was the demon prince. guess they like bad boys.

Absolute Pro!

Probably Slaaneshi Daemonettes. They'd want to have sex with me on the spot - cause that's what they do - but it'll never happen like that. I may buy things on impulse - Blizzard's probably very happy with my wishy-washiness about my World of Warcraft characters' species... - but having sex on impulse, even with beautiful women, is something I have rejected in the past and will continue to reject. Besides, all I'd want to do at my party is sit in the living room using my laptop while listening to various TV shows or movies on the TV... Kinda like every day. However, the one friend I'd have at the party might want to be taken by the Daemonettes. The screams would be annoying and probably put me in a foul mood.

As you can tell, I'm not a partying kind of person. Crowds are scary. Noisy crowds are scarier. Noisy crowds of strangers are the scariest.

MikZor wrote:Eldrad, the mans an ass!

Agreed!

Kharn, the guy's a total killjoy....literally!

Viersche wrote:Kharn, the guy's a total killjoy....literally!

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn FOOL. KHARN IS A GREAT GUY TO BE AROUND.A

The reasonable marines. Everyone would be high, and they would be giving polite, sober lectures on the negative effects of drugs. A bit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f68VXKMZT1Q

Squats would be good. you could rest your beer on their heads.

Dark Apostle 666 wrote:Squats would be good.

It would definitely not. At first it would be great. With all the booze, drunk-singing and "when I was young" stories. But then BAM! The party and everybody wiped out from existence and all records by the inquisition..

Vect (for a birthday party). I wonder whats in this prezzie?

I dare say Horus, or Agrom. Imagien the mess they would leave behind

Slannesh cultists would probably end up raping and killing everyone (not necesarily in that order), and that would be bad.

Im gonna go with slannesh demon, you might think damn that pink chicks hot when your drinking afew beers but you might wake up the next morning to find she has man parts...and you wernt on top >_<

What about Ratlings....they would drink your booze, eat your food, steal your stuff (and try to sell it back to you), and basically just get underfoot.....

Kroot.

They AREN'T cool dudes on the table, and they most certainly aren't cool dudes at a party.

What with all their eating my food and kool-aid and takin-no EATING my women.

Then I have to wait for several of their generations to die off for the food and women to redevelope again as offspring so I can attempt to enjoy them before the next gang of them in their kroot zoots take 'em again.

Belexar wrote:Slannesh cultists would probably end up raping and killing everyone (not necesarily in that order), and that would be bad.

I luld

BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF THE FORUM YOU SWINE!

Well, it shure wouldn't be orks for me, those guys are party animals!

It would probably be some pesky purist inquisitor... Wouldnt want them to find the stuff at my party...

Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

Lellith and a troop of her wyches...
cage dancers anyone?

Avatar 720 wrote:Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

He'd also spend half the party fapping to ultrasmurfs in the bathroom.

A dreadnought. He would stand and bore people with his old rambling stories in monotone voice. Everytime he moved he would knock over things, crush walls and spill his drink as he wobbled around, while apologizing and filling the house with exhaust fumes.

A chaos dreadnought might be even worse, but he could at least be lured out by chasing a car or something.

Apparently no one answered the obvious question... The Inquisition

First of all, no one expects the Inquisition, so they show up unannounced (points if you get the reference). Second of all, they will start yelling at people for not drinking their kinda drink, since all other drinks are deemed "heretical." God don't even get me started on the puritan beer drinkers vs. the radical vodka drinkers, they always be fighting....





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Avatar 720 wrote:Mat Ward; he'd change all the rules of the drinking games, sexually assault some well know character, carve his name into their heart, and write their untimely death into a terribly untruthful and vague account of the party.

Failing that, Tzeentch; he'd win everything, manage to stop you getting drunk, laid or even have any ounce of fun and would be the only one missing when the Police knock at your door after getting a tip off about an illegal drugs party (guess who tipped them off), and finding cleverly hidden stashes of drugs across the house with your fingerprints on them (guess who planted the evidence).

Either that or Creed, he'd turn up with all of his own mates and somehow manage to get them all in without you noticing.

o0o0o0o0o0o I laughed wayyyyyy to hard at this...