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help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 21:27:16


Post by: dsteingass


curious, why do British pronounce the rank of "lieutenant" as "Left-tenant" and not "Lew-tenant" ?

and why do you pronounce "Aluminum" as "alu-min-ee-um"?

I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who and Top Gear on BBC America lately and wondered, thanks


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 21:31:43


Post by: Avatar 720


Because we're better than you yanks


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 21:57:51


Post by: Necroshea


Tis a speech impediment, they can't help it. Everyone knows us Americans doing everything the best way, and everything else is second hand cast away garbage.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:04:22


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Quoth the chap with a sluthern dwaal

Back swiftly on topic, not sure and have wondered my sen
Is a bit like the name St. John which is pronounced Sinjen
or Magdelaine College, Oxford which is pronounced Maudlin

Both of those are a posh persons thing and is as far as I can make out all their fault.

Speculative explaination before googling
Lieutenant is a softer sound and Leftenant it may have been easier to discern when shouted across a busy deck


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Wiki don't know the origin
So my theory is as good as any for now!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:08:07


Post by: coinbiter


Not too sure on the left-tenant one though it's probably linked to the fact they are originally french rank designations. Aluminium comes from the fact there are two spellings of it. The UK (and international standard spelling) has a second I after the N changing the pronunciation. The US spelling is listed as an accepted variant.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:09:53


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


Also too much opportunity for derisive lavatorial humour calling someone Loo Tenant

Like, Lootenant Gribblings is a really gakk officer

and

Please don't gakk on Lootenant Gribblings. Stick yer arse over the side of the poop deck!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:18:05


Post by: Phototoxin


Aluminium

A-lue-min-i-um

Not a-loo-min-umm

Like Nuclear - new-clear. Not nook-lear.

Lt I don't know why.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:18:38


Post by: FM Ninja 048


Because we came first and you're mucking up our wonderful language!



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 22:27:21


Post by: Chibi Bodge-Battle


a-loo-min-umm


The toilet thing again

am starting to see a pattern in the American pronunciations


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:13:27


Post by: Howard A Treesong


dsteingass wrote:curious, why do British pronounce the rank of "lieutenant" as "Left-tenant" and not "Lew-tenant" ?

Old english/french.

and why do you pronounce "Aluminum" as "alu-min-ee-um"?

We spell it differently.

We spell it "Aluminium" and pronounce it accordingly.

Now explain why you americans can't say Antarctica properly.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:16:29


Post by: dsteingass


LMAO! we don't use loo. haha
Interesting about the spelling of Aluminum. And the deck thing, I get that. My TV is stuck on BBC, I play with British toy soldiers, and Black Library novels have a lot of shrugging going on in them.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:30:42


Post by: RatBot


Darn British... just speak English, like the rest of the world!




help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:39:37


Post by: Azza007


Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardised.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:51:30


Post by: Jordan


Azza007 wrote:Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardised.


German here. British English is small-time.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/20 23:53:11


Post by: Albatross




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help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:07:40


Post by: KingCracker


I llike how they pronounce Hyundai. High-un-die. Makes me smile every time they say that on TopGear


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:33:17


Post by: English Assassin


Phototoxin wrote:Aluminium

A-lue-min-i-um

Not a-loo-min-umm

Actually there's a bit more of a story to that one, Humphry Davy, the British scientist who isolated the metal from alum, originally chose 'aluminum'; it was only later revised to 'aluminium' to match the then-current system for naming newly-isolated elements. Strictly-speaking, since its oxide is called 'alumina', not 'aluminia' (as lanthanum's is lanthana and magnesium's magnesia) the American spelling has the better claim to correctness.

Despite this, however, the official spelling, as used by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry is the British one, presumably because chemists are concerned with other properties of things than their etymology.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:37:19


Post by: dsteingass


That's cool..I ddnt mean to start a "lasgun" pronouncing thread (since everybody knows it's las not laze)


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:43:34


Post by: halonachos


I like it when Germans speak english, th makes completely different sounds.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:47:31


Post by: Kasrkai


Azza007 wrote:Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardized.


You mean, the language of English? That Frankenstein of old Romantic languages haphazardly sewn together in a weak cloth developed by gathering foreigners?


/Said the Red-Neck


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:50:30


Post by: halonachos


Kasrkai wrote:
Azza007 wrote:Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardized.


You mean, the language of English? That Frankenstein of old Romantic languages haphazardly sewn together in a weak cloth developed by gathering foreigners?


/Said the Red-Neck


Hey, we speak English good!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:51:49


Post by: Kasrkai


halonachos wrote:
Kasrkai wrote:
Azza007 wrote:Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardized.


You mean, the language of English? That Frankenstein of old Romantic languages haphazardly sewn together in a weak cloth developed by gathering foreigners?


/Said the Red-Neck


Hey, we speak English good!


Point being, English is a collaberation of other Romantic languages.

So, English at all it's roots, is "Bastardized".


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:56:32


Post by: Azure


We've also got a couple Norwegian things in there, taken the plural of child and ox for example. According to rules it should be childs and oxes but is instead children and oxen, an old Norse way of pluralization


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 00:57:07


Post by: Cheesecat


Like most things in life the British version of English is better.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 01:00:07


Post by: halonachos


Don't know, the American version of America is better than the British version. The colonies were so small compared to American America.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 02:57:22


Post by: Cheesecat


halonachos wrote:Don't know, the American version of America is better than the British version. The colonies were so small compared to American America.


Quantity does not equal quality.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 02:57:56


Post by: Coolyo294


Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:Don't know, the American version of America is better than the British version. The colonies were so small compared to American America.


Quantity does not equal quality.
Says the man from Canada.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 03:09:34


Post by: Cheesecat


Coolyo294 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:Don't know, the American version of America is better than the British version. The colonies were so small compared to American America.


Quantity does not equal quality.
Says the man from Canada.


Just to prove doubters I'll list a few things Britain does "objectivity" better than anyone else it's music, colonizing, cops, being gentlemanly, humour, TV shows, Top Gear, attempts at successfully taking over the

world, beating Napoleon at Waterloo, etc. The only thing Britain isn't better at is preparing food, that would be France.

Things Britain is better at:








Things France is better at:




help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 03:13:22


Post by: Coolyo294


Cheesecat wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
halonachos wrote:Don't know, the American version of America is better than the British version. The colonies were so small compared to American America.


Quantity does not equal quality.
Says the man from Canada.


Just to prove doubters I'll list a few things Britain does "objectivity" better than anyone else it's music, colonizing, cops, being gentlemanly, humour, TV shows, Top Gear, attempts at successfully taking over the

world, beating Napoleon at Waterloo, etc. The only thing Britain isn't better at is preparing food, that would be France.

Things Britain is better at:








Things France is better at:




Yeah. Beat that, England.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 08:16:04


Post by: Howard A Treesong


Coolyo294 wrote:Yeah. Beat that, England.


Please, it's Britain, not England.

And as such, there is this 'delicacy' from scotland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Consider yourself beat.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 08:29:53


Post by: filbert


Scotland can even top itself:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonner_kebab


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 08:46:05


Post by: Kilkrazy


I read somewhere that the US Marines also pronounce it Leftenant.

Can anyone confirm?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 09:35:26


Post by: Paul


Kilkrazy wrote:I read somewhere that the US Marines also pronounce it Leftenant.

Can anyone confirm?


As I understand it Leftenant is a navel term, which became used in the UK because, basicly, we are a nation of vikings, pirates and smugglers bound to the sea.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 10:32:27


Post by: dsteingass


No, I can verify that the USMC does NOT pronounce it that way lol

I agree that Britain does the above well, but French Food? I'm afraid I could whip anything up in my kitchen that looks and tastes better than whatever that is! What is that anyways? a burnt turd wrapped in a sock and smothered with snot? lol

Seriousy though, US Midwest grown, prime beef tastes better than anything in the world, I promise. They may have invented the Filet, but we have made it an art.

@ filbert: Bob Ross! one of my favorite Americans, from right here in Indiana RIP!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 14:24:20


Post by: Brother Azul


KingCracker wrote:I llike how they pronounce Hyundai. High-un-die. Makes me smile every time they say that on TopGear
How do Americans pronouce Hyundai??

And as Howard a Treesong points out, why An-arctica. Wheres the first T gone?? TELL ME!!! WHERE IS IT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 14:33:16


Post by: purplefood


RatBot wrote:Darn British... just speak English, like the rest of the world!



The British also speak Welsh.
Depending on where you are...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 15:20:34


Post by: Albatross


dsteingass wrote:

@ filbert: Bob Ross! one of my favorite Americans, from right here in Indiana RIP!


Bob Ross? Oh, you must mean God. Yeah, God is awesome.



In fact... Yeah, feth it, I'm changing that to my avatar right now.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 15:28:28


Post by: dsteingass


Happy painting, and God Bless


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 15:49:21


Post by: biccat


Brother Azul wrote:How do Americans pronouce Hyundai??

The right way: "Hun-Day"

Although the Koreans say "Heun-day" (a pretty subtle difference to my ear).

Brother Azul wrote:And as Howard a Treesong points out, why An-arctica. Wheres the first T gone?? TELL ME!!! WHERE IS IT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I wasn't aware that Americans pronounced Antarctica as "anartica," I've always heard "Ant-arctic-a"

Maybe most people don't just enunciate the first T enough.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:03:30


Post by: dsteingass


Only George W. Bush (or other uneducated morons that always get on TV) pronounces Nuclear and Antarctica improperly. lol


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:12:54


Post by: biccat


dsteingass wrote:Only George W. Bush (or other uneducated morons that always get on TV) pronounces Nuclear and Antarctica improperly. lol

You must be a Harvard grad.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:22:12


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


I will say that i quite enjoy some of the british "swear" words, and slang uses of many words...


getting blagged sounds much cooler than robbed, or mugged

Also, the use of the word bollocks (sp?).. how it can be something very bad, or indeed, can be the dogs bollocks.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:26:45


Post by: mattyrm


The Americans deep fry things as much as anyone, I had a deep fried Oreo at LA county fair.

It was a steady fething snack like.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:32:30


Post by: TrollPie


Since pronunciation doesn't follow any sort of pattern in English whatsoever (see "ough") you can pronounce pretty much anything pretty much any way. But you'd still be wrong.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:32:55


Post by: dsteingass


Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Also, the use of the word bollocks (sp?).. how it can be something very bad, or indeed, can be the dogs bollocks.


I like how they bleep out "bollocks" but not 'balls"..what's the difference?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:34:57


Post by: TrollPie


dsteingass wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Also, the use of the word bollocks (sp?).. how it can be something very bad, or indeed, can be the dogs bollocks.


I like how they bleep out "bollocks" but not 'balls"..what's the difference?

Bollocks is a curse.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:35:37


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


dsteingass wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Also, the use of the word bollocks (sp?).. how it can be something very bad, or indeed, can be the dogs bollocks.


I like how they bleep out "bollocks" but not 'balls"..what's the difference?


because watching a base**** game, or a foot**** game, or basket**** game would be ridiculous... Golf would be more entertaining though: "And Tiger stroked his **** nicely into the cup, for a birdie"

If you bleep out "balls", then you have to universally bleep it, and therefore wipe out a TON of vocabulary for a generic 'everyday' item.


And what trollpie said.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:35:43


Post by: htj


dsteingass wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Also, the use of the word bollocks (sp?).. how it can be something very bad, or indeed, can be the dogs bollocks.


I like how they bleep out "bollocks" but not 'balls"..what's the difference?


Swear words only have weight in their associated culture. They don't bleep out 'have sex with' but do bleep out the F word. Same thing.

So, yeah, what Trollpie said. Damn his speedy response.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 16:39:17


Post by: Platuan4th


biccat wrote:
Brother Azul wrote:How do Americans pronouce Hyundai??

The right way: "Hun-Day"

Although the Koreans say "Heun-day" (a pretty subtle difference to my ear).


Heun-die is also a proper way according to my Korean friends.

The "Hun-day like Sunday" thing is due to different dialects.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 17:54:07


Post by: halonachos


Kilkrazy wrote:I read somewhere that the US Marines also pronounce it Leftenant.

Can anyone confirm?


No its pronounced Lance Corporal. Just kidding there, different ranks and all.

But as far as I know all of my marine buddies say "lewtenent" and not "leftenant". Of course they also say that the air force and army are not branches of the military and if you say that they're part of the Navy they get mad.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 17:56:50


Post by: dsteingass


halonachos wrote:
Kilkrazy wrote:I read somewhere that the US Marines also pronounce it Leftenant.

Can anyone confirm?


No its pronounced Lance Corporal. Just kidding there, different ranks and all.

But as far as I know all of my marine buddies say "lewtenent" and not "leftenant". Of course they also say that the air force and army are not branches of the military and if you say that they're part of the Navy they get mad.


lol....yes, and neither will they admit that they have had their thinking conditioned that way either


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 19:00:19


Post by: Platuan4th


halonachos wrote: and if you say that they're part of the Navy they get mad.


Technically, they aren't part of the Navy, they're part of the Department of the Navy in the civilian leadership structure. They are held as a separate branch under military leadership.

In so far as the military concerns, they are NOT part of the Navy. So they have every right to get mad, because you're wrong.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 19:44:11


Post by: halonachos


Marines: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir!

Their checks are signed from the Department of the Navy, regardless of military structure.

All of the Navy bases in the area around me have Marine Corp barracks as well as Navy barracks, yet these are still Naval bases.

Marines get the naval variant of the Medal of Honor.

The majority of the Marine Air Corp are funded, tested, and acquired via the Navy. The Marine Corp doesn't train noncombatants and the Navy provides them. Marine Corp drill instructors train Naval Officer Cadets. The Marines started out as Naval Infantry and will always be naval infantry.

They both work for the department of the Navy, plain and simple.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 19:48:12


Post by: KingCracker


Kilkrazy wrote:I read somewhere that the US Marines also pronounce it Leftenant.

Can anyone confirm?



Nope, my brother is a Marine, and he thought that was REALLY weird


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Brother Azul wrote:
KingCracker wrote:I llike how they pronounce Hyundai. High-un-die. Makes me smile every time they say that on TopGear
How do Americans pronouce Hyundai??

And as Howard a Treesong points out, why An-arctica. Wheres the first T gone?? TELL ME!!! WHERE IS IT??!?!?!?!?!?!?!




Firstly, I pronounce the T anyways

Secondly in Michigan anyways its pronounced Hun-day, like the y is silent. The commercials even tell me its that way


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 20:37:32


Post by: dsteingass


I pronounce Hyundai as Kia


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 20:38:35


Post by: Chowderhead


dsteingass wrote:I pronounce Hyundai as Stealing American Jobs.

Fixed it for you.

/joke /sarcasm


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 20:46:12


Post by: dsteingass


I love my Kia, much better than the crap cars built here for the same money. Detroit pissed away those jobs, not Korea.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 21:04:01


Post by: Juvieus Kaine


Slight tangent, what is with Americans giving objects different names?

Biscuit = Cookie
Jam = Jelly
Jelly = Jello
Trousers = Pants
Trainers = Sneakers

... what is with this?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 21:05:41


Post by: biccat


dsteingass wrote:I love my Kia, much better than the crap cars built here for the same money. Detroit pissed away those jobs, not Korea.

Interesting anecdote. When we were shopping for a car my FIL insisted we purchase an "American Made Car". I liked the comparable Honda model, my wife the Chevy. Obviously, the Chevy won out.

The Honda was produced in Ohio, the Chevy in Canada (Ontario I think).


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/21 23:23:35


Post by: Platuan4th


Juvieus Kaine wrote:
Jam = Jelly


We HAVE Jam. Also, Jelly and Preserves. They're different things, ya silly Brit.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 03:53:33


Post by: Brother Azul


KingCracker wrote:Firstly, I pronounce the T anyways
OK so its only a specific few of the many and varied American accents that leave out the 'T' in Antartica then? Interesting...

KingCracker wrote:Secondly in Michigan anyways its pronounced Hun-day, like the y is silent. The commercials even tell me its that way
So its pronounced like an 8th day of the week?? Oh you Yanks are so wacky...



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 05:42:47


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


Brother Azul wrote:
KingCracker wrote:Firstly, I pronounce the T anyways
OK so its only a specific few of the many and varied American accents that leave out the 'T' in Antartica then? Interesting...



Some of the people who dont pronounce the first T in Antarctica probably don't pronounce the T in often. Though you can tell a 'real' American by the way they pronounce Mississippi... properly prounounced it's Miss'ippi. kinda like, in the south and certain other regions of the country, New Orleans is pronounced "Nawlens."


There are also certain groups who will want to "ax" you a question, they also go to the dentist to get their "teef" looked at, and when they go to the store they "brought" the new CoD video game.


I would be very surprised indeed if there weren't folks in the British Isles region who didn't have their own "quirks" to pronouncing words.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 08:23:26


Post by: Leigen_Zero


At the risk of embarrasing myself, I always thought that leftenant and lieutenant were separate ranks (or the same rank, but using different nomenclature between different branches of the armed forces).

As for unhealthy food, I will hands-down admit that the US of A have us brits completely trounced after I saw this come up on memebase:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/TDZKBe9wOzI/AAAAAAAAQUE/NPwzzlgFQXA/s1600/4GG5H.jpg

I'm sorry, but you cannot get MORE unhealthy that literally a large lump of fat covered in batter (which is essentially a large amount of carbs) then immersed in oil

Plus, I will hand to America, they are miracle-workers on the breakfast menu, pancakes with bacon, hash-browns & eggs (covered in maple syrup), the 'breakfast pizza', pop-tarts and fruit-loops

But still, in support of my country, it is 'A-LOO-MIN-EEE-UM' and 'NU-CLEE-AR', just because you're American doesn't give you the right to re-pronounce something differently to the rest of the english-speaking world. Your like the pronouciation equivalent of a hipster


Also, you spell coloUr with a U


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 08:38:21


Post by: guyperson5


Necroshea wrote: Everyone knows us Americans doing everything the best way, and everything else is second hand cast away garbage.

Please don't get me started about Afghanistan.

With the "Aluminum" question I think here in Aus we spell it differently so it is Aluminium. I think this also happens in Britain


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 09:59:45


Post by: Thaanos


Kasrkai wrote:
Azza007 wrote:Not to ruin your fun, but we came first, our language that you bastardized.

You mean, the language of English? That Frankenstein of old Romantic languages haphazardly sewn together in a weak cloth developed by gathering foreigners?
/Said the Red-Neck

Actually English has a lot more then the Romance Languages.... It's grammar and syntax are Germanic, while many words are romance. there are also loanwords from many other sources as well.

dsteingass wrote:
Seriousy though, US Midwest grown, prime beef tastes better than anything in the world, I promise.

Kobe Beef.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 10:19:49


Post by: Hlaine Larkin mk2



purplefood wrote:
RatBot wrote:Darn British... just speak English, like the rest of the world!



The British also speak Welsh.
Depending on where you are...


And Gaelic (pronounced gah-lic) and Gaelic (Pronounced gay-lic) if you are in Scotland and parts of N. Ireland (But mainly the republic) respectively





Also why do people think top gear is any good?




help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 10:26:21


Post by: DickBandit


Howard A Treesong wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:Yeah. Beat that, England.


Please, it's Britain, not England.

And as such, there is this 'delicacy' from scotland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

Consider yourself beat.

See that's another thing. Someone asked me "What's the difference amongst the UK, Britain, and England?"

Best I could think of is UK= Scotland, Wales, and England.
Britain is just Britain, and England I have no fething clue.

Please learn me somethin'!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 10:30:13


Post by: htj


The United Kingdom is Britain and Northern Ireland.

Britain is the island.

England is a nation within the island of Britain, the largest. Also included in Britain for no extra cost - Wales and Scotland.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 10:50:12


Post by: Kilkrazy


htj wrote:The United Kingdom is Britain and Northern Ireland.

Britain is the island.

England is a nation within the island of Britain, the largest. Also included in Britain for no extra cost - Wales and Scotland.


And Cornwall.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 10:59:48


Post by: htj


I'll be in my cold, cold grave before I recognise that motley band of pirates, smugglers and wreckers as a nation.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 11:54:25


Post by: dsteingass


Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:

Also why do people think top gear is any good?




Because it is funny

Why do people still clutch onto antiquated ideas of nationalism? I'll be damned if I will be held personally responsible for the idiots in the US government and how they rape and pillage in exchange for corporate campaign money. I think having to live with what scraps the rich bastards leave the rest of us to fight over is quite enough punishment thanks. /end


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 12:15:37


Post by: biccat


Thaanos wrote:
dsteingass wrote:
Seriousy though, US Midwest grown, prime beef tastes better than anything in the world, I promise.

Kobe Beef.

Kobe Beef is an entirely different flavor and texture than what most people would think of as "Beef." It's simply a different (although delicious) experience.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 12:50:33


Post by: mattyrm




Yeah that video explained it all well. They forgot to mention though that it isn't merely friendly rivalry between nations. Its full on hatred for a great many people, myself included.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 13:29:53


Post by: Kilkrazy


Don't worry, mattyrm.

There's not that many people that hate you.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 13:42:41


Post by: Pacific


I was living with some Welsh housemates (I'm English) during the Aus-England Rugby World Cup final some years ago, and was forced to endure them cheering on Australia during the whole game.

Going into a old-fashioned little tea shop deep in the heartland of Wales I could hear everyone speaking English, the moment I opened my mouth to say something everyone in there immediately started speaking Welsh.

The whole thing is quite funny really!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 13:45:46


Post by: purplefood


Hlaine Larkin mk2 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
RatBot wrote:Darn British... just speak English, like the rest of the world!



The British also speak Welsh.
Depending on where you are...


And Gaelic (pronounced gah-lic) and Gaelic (Pronounced gay-lic) if you are in Scotland and parts of N. Ireland (But mainly the republic) respectively
Also why do people think top gear is any good?

I would have included Gaelic and Gaelic but it's mostly the Republic of Ireland that speak Gaelic and Gaelic in Scotland is every so slowly dying out...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 13:53:40


Post by: mattyrm


Pacific wrote:I was living with some Welsh housemates (I'm English) during the Aus-England Rugby World Cup final some years ago, and was forced to endure them cheering on Australia during the whole game.

Going into a old-fashioned little tea shop deep in the heartland of Wales I could hear everyone speaking English, the moment I opened my mouth to say something everyone in there immediately started speaking Welsh.

The whole thing is quite funny really!


Its not funny!

I prefer to immerse myself in rage. If your Welsh house mates could enslave your family, they would. They would dash your chidrens head against the walls and salt your land, and burn your house to the ground.

No good sir, It isnt funny. The Welsh and the Scottish are mocking us en masse, in the natural world does the hawk allow the mockery of a pigeon?!

The lion is assailed by wolves!

I demand action, and war is the only solution!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:11:59


Post by: htj


Interesting. Interesting. Do you speak for all of the Royal Marines in this?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:12:18


Post by: Leigen_Zero


mattyrm wrote:

I demand action, and war is the only solution!


Don't start this again, we're still clearing up the mess you guys made in the 1600s. Also, it's essentially England's fault that the Welsh Language is dying out, what with all this maltreatment of miners and the 'welsh not' in schools and such...

We had the last laugh though, we invented the NHS, and we've been milking English taxes for years to pay for our free prescriptions that treat the diseases caused by our relatively impoverished living conditions and unhealthy lifestyles MWA HA HA


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:19:01


Post by: Brother Azul


biccat wrote:
Thaanos wrote:
dsteingass wrote:
Seriousy though, US Midwest grown, prime beef tastes better than anything in the world, I promise.

Kobe Beef.

Kobe Beef is an entirely different flavor and texture than what most people would think of as "Beef." It's simply a different (although delicious) experience.
Tried Kobe once. Couldn't handle it due to the obscene amount of fat in it. Just so gross. Give me a nice porterhouse steak anyday of the week.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:19:33


Post by: mattyrm


htj wrote:Interesting. Interesting. Do you speak for all of the Royal Marines in this?


No, I like the Scottish/Welsh Marines loads as well.. some numbering amongst my best mates but you know.. they actually left Scotland for a bit and realise that the brainwashing they received at the hands of their parents is false.

I suppose I've nothing against Scottish and Welsh people that have been outside of the craggy windswept lands that call home.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:19:35


Post by: reds8n



I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.

Spoiler:
It was a ridiculously long name really.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:20:58


Post by: mattyrm


reds8n wrote:
I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.

Spoiler:
It was a ridiculously long name really.


fething hell red, you actually said something I found funny!

Thats not bad! Ive only been here 18 months.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:27:21


Post by: htj


mattyrm wrote:
htj wrote:Interesting. Interesting. Do you speak for all of the Royal Marines in this?


No, I like the Scottish/Welsh Marines loads as well.. some numbering amongst my best mates but you know.. they actually left Scotland for a bit and realise that the brainwashing they received at the hands of their parents is false.

I suppose I've nothing against Scottish and Welsh people that have been outside of the craggy windswept lands that call home.


Some kind of internment and re-education camps should do the trick then. I'll bring the Beethoven, you bring the eye-holding-open clip things.

#Freude schöner götterfunken..!#


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/22 14:39:03


Post by: Perkustin


The american accent (as a general thing) comes from the pioneers, many of whom, were british. They have near as much right to claim ownership of the language as we do. Language comes from people, it doesnt squirt from the top of big ben.....

Australians have no such right however, bunch of criminals

Edit: Btw i still see it as 'Redson' (which i like) rather than 'redsatan' (which is lame)


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 00:32:15


Post by: Brother Azul


Perkustin wrote:The american accent (as a general thing) comes from the pioneers, many of whom, were british. They have near as much right to claim ownership of the language as we do. Language comes from people, it doesnt squirt from the top of big ben.....
Yeah no way that could be misconstrued...

Perkustin wrote:Australians have no such right however, bunch of criminals
You got something against penal colonies??

Perkustin wrote:Edit: Btw i still see it as 'Redson' (which i like) rather than 'redsatan' (which is lame)
I do this too. I know it says redsatan but i still read redson.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 01:38:13


Post by: chromedog


Juvieus Kaine wrote:Slight tangent, what is with Americans giving objects different names?

Biscuit = Cookie
Jam = Jelly
Jelly = Jello
Trousers = Pants
Trainers = Sneakers

... what is with this?


Biscuit comes from the French for "twice cooked".
Cookie comes from the Dutch for "cake".

Trousers is because we have something we wear OVER our pants (whereas Superheroes wear their pants over their trousers).
Trainers="Training" shoes - as in any kind of "sports" training. AKA "runners". Sneakers probably because they are quieter to run around in on wooden floors.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 09:55:39


Post by: dsteingass


A cookie and a buscuit are two different things
Jam and preserves are the same thing, jelly is something different (made with fruit juice, not the pulp)
JELLO is a brand of gelatin (same thing you use for making Pork Pie) but we have fruit flavors
trousers, pants, slacks- same thing
A training shoe, a sneaker, and a basketball shoe are different types of tennis shoe

And there is no one "American" accent, we develop our accents depending on the region we grow up in and our family heritage. The East Coast has several accents, as does the midwest, the south, and even the west. Most of the pioneers in the US were NOT English, they were in fact mostly German, Irish, or Dutch immigrants. It was that way because of a desire to be an individual family unit, free from religious persecution, and especially freedom to own land, not have it taken away by Aristocrats or a church.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 10:15:00


Post by: htj


We've had fruit flavoured gelatin desserts for ever, dsteingass, we don't just use it for pork pies. Centuries ago, I think it was some French bod who look at a horse's hoof and thought 'I can make a pudding out of that.' Thus, what we in the UK call jelly was born. It rose to popularity in Victorian times. It's also key to many of our glourious national sweets, such as Jelly Babies, originally Victory Babies to celebrate the end of the war.

Jell-O as a brand was invented 1902, and the adoption of the name for the dessert in general implies, to me, that the dessert must have not had much popularity in the States up until that point, and was popularised by that product. But I don't know for sure on that one.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 12:24:43


Post by: dsteingass


Yeah, for some reason, we tend to associate popular brands of product as the generic names for the product.
I think that it's more of a matter of the way marketing and distribution was done at the time than popularity. Popular radio and television jingles had (and still have) a profound impact on the American consumer. Being inundated with advertising and marketing and having your local grocery store stock a "National" brand as well as a "store brand" or "generic" is mostly responsible in the US. So if the Jell-O brand gelatin is $1.99, the store brand is also sold (often the same exact thing and often produced in the same factory), in a different package might sell for $1.29. Brand loyalty is strange in the US, but it is a fact of life. So we tend to refer to all gelatin as Jell-o to identify it in conversation.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 12:44:48


Post by: htj


Certainly it takes less time to say than fruit flavoured gelatin dessert. We do the same in Britain with vaccuum cleaners and Hoover, incidentally. I'm sure there are others, but I can't recall them at the moment.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 12:55:20


Post by: KingCracker


dsteingass wrote:Yeah, for some reason, we tend to associate popular brands of product as the generic names for the product.
I think that it's more of a matter of the way marketing and distribution was done at the time than popularity. Popular radio and television jingles had (and still have) a profound impact on the American consumer. Being inundated with advertising and marketing and having your local grocery store stock a "National" brand as well as a "store brand" or "generic" is mostly responsible in the US. So if the Jell-O brand gelatin is $1.99, the store brand is also sold (often the same exact thing and often produced in the same factory), in a different package might sell for $1.29. Brand loyalty is strange in the US, but it is a fact of life. So we tend to refer to all gelatin as Jell-o to identify it in conversation.




Same thing with Crayons. There is alot of knock off brands, but they are all Crayons in my book, same with play-doh


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 12:59:46


Post by: htj


But... they are crayons. It's not a brand name.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:01:29


Post by: KingCracker


Well holy gak....your right. I just googled it

Ok well my play-doh example still stands


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:03:51


Post by: htj


That it does! And I'm the same, it'll always be play-doh to me. Even the stuff my mum used to cook up at home was play-doh.

Interestingly, brands hate this kind of thing. The loss of the uniqueness of the brand impacts on their sales, they say. It takes away the distinctiveness of their product over any other product.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:08:31


Post by: KingCracker


Pah shaw! I say, stop pricing your gak that much over the generic brand. LEGO Im looking at you!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:11:59


Post by: htj


Megabloks is made of bits of dead Chinese orphans, I'm pretty sure. I'll take the overpriced LEGO any day. But then, I still buy things from GW. Clearly I've got issues with sensible use of my money.

A grown man purchasing Lego stuff at all could be consider such an issue. It's, uh, for my nephew. Yeah...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:17:34


Post by: KingCracker


I wont lie, Ive used that excuse before.

*cashier rings up random toy*
*me speaking to myself*
Yea.... my son will LOVE that.......................................................................


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:21:17


Post by: dsteingass


I am a grown man that regularly purchases Lego, we are called AFOLs (Adult Fans of Lego) complete with conventions, shows, and clubs, and an active secon-hand market for parts (www.bricklink.com). And there are hundreds of thousands of us (www.mocpages.com) of us. Mega Blocks are NOT the same quality as Lego, they seem cheap-ish.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:26:28


Post by: htj


You got a sig-fig, dsteingass?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:52:10


Post by: dsteingass


no, I' really just a lurker there


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 13:54:34


Post by: htj


Ah, pity.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 14:15:13


Post by: black templar


Avatar 720 wrote:Because we're better than you yanks


True words LOL


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 14:20:22


Post by: dsteingass


But we have dental insurance!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 14:27:54


Post by: Juvieus Kaine


htj wrote:Megabloks is made of bits of dead Chinese orphans, I'm pretty sure. I'll take the overpriced LEGO any day. But then, I still buy things from GW. Clearly I've got issues with sensible use of my money.

A grown man purchasing Lego stuff at all could be consider such an issue. It's, uh, for my nephew. Yeah...

There's nothing wrong with buying Lego It's just not very good anymore - good as in terrible models of choice with lack of imagination thrown into the models. It's all about playsets now...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 14:30:44


Post by: MrDwhitey


KingCracker wrote:I wont lie, Ive used that excuse before.

*cashier rings up random toy*
*me speaking to myself*
Yea.... my son will LOVE that.......................................................................


See, friend of mine at my club brought in this big rubber toy thing, a mummies head, but with a clear plastic ball inside filled with goo and stuff so when you squeeze it it comes out.

He made no pretense, it was for him, his kids can play with books. He even told me about a time he bought a massive lego set for his son, and 10 minutes into it had evicted his son and taken over the set.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 15:12:03


Post by: htj


Juvieus Kaine wrote:
htj wrote:Megabloks is made of bits of dead Chinese orphans, I'm pretty sure. I'll take the overpriced LEGO any day. But then, I still buy things from GW. Clearly I've got issues with sensible use of my money.

A grown man purchasing Lego stuff at all could be consider such an issue. It's, uh, for my nephew. Yeah...

There's nothing wrong with buying Lego It's just not very good anymore - good as in terrible models of choice with lack of imagination thrown into the models. It's all about playsets now...


Personally, I like the new city stuff. A real return to form. Very keen on the Indiana Jones knock off stuff too. I don't hark back to the days of it being just a box of coloured blocks, as that was naff.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 15:16:35


Post by: dsteingass


And the modular city sets are the shiznit too, I have the Fire Brigade and Grand Emporium.....best sets ever!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 20:36:45


Post by: Avatar 720


Why did you get rid of the Alien sets, LEGO? WHY!?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 20:53:44


Post by: dsteingass


Lego never really gets rid of a line though, they always come out with more sets after several years of nothing...the pegleg pirates and all!

..or so it seems they are brilliant marketers, re-release the stuff we had as children in the 1980s now when our generation has children...win win


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 20:56:04


Post by: Avatar 720


The new aliens aren't half as good as the old ones... I miss the old ones...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/23 22:43:30


Post by: Uhlan


As an American we all have preconceived notions of other nations. Even those than speak the same language.

I was struck on my last visit to the British Isles by how many freakin' accents you can cram into a relatively small landmass. The US by contrast has many accents and pronounciations as well, but scattered over a far larger area.

It wasn't complete culture shock as I had been 'seconded' to a British unit for a while. One particular Corporal comes to mind, I couldn't understand a thing he said... but then, many of his own unit couldn't either.

I though all Aussies were supposed to sound like Crocodile Dundee. Most don't and there doesn't seem to be much of an accent at all really to those I spoke to. Usually comes out when they're in their cups.

The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that. You'd think the Aussies I spoke to couldn't understand a word a Kiwi said, but that might be another matter entirely.

The Canadians. The closest accent to our own, but even they have their own odd set of accents like 'Newfie'; completely grating to my ear. Then, you go out west and talk to folks in Vancouver, BC and you'd think you were in Northern California (and yes, they sound different than those in Southern California).

Oddly enough, the people who I spoke to overseas that I understood the easiest (other than the Canadians) were the Dutch of all people. Those troops spoke the best American English I've ever heard... even better than that in my own neighborhood. Which, coincidentally, was settled by the Dutch many, many years ago.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/24 06:47:08


Post by: KamikazeCanuck


I think that people in the Canadian Military say leftenant but not in the general population, if that makes sense.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 05:47:02


Post by: Brother Azul


Uhlan wrote:The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that.
Aww dude dont do that. Thats a bad move. They hate it when you call em Australians.

Uhlan wrote:I thought all Aussies were supposed to sound like Crocodile Dundee. Most don't
The few American tourists i have met have all thought the the same thing and were blown away/devestated that its not the case.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 11:25:41


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


Brother Azul wrote:
Uhlan wrote:I thought all Aussies were supposed to sound like Crocodile Dundee. Most don't
The few American tourists i have met have all thought the the same thing and were blown away/devestated that its not the case.



I was attached to a small unit of Aussies in Iraq, and when one of our guys was like that.. a couple of them were "generous" enough to put on the Dundee accent; He left the room, they went back to talking like normal.. funny thing really, and a great great group of guys.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 11:58:12


Post by: Henners91


dsteingass wrote:curious, why do British pronounce the rank of "lieutenant" as "Left-tenant" and not "Lew-tenant" ?

and why do you pronounce "Aluminum" as "alu-min-ee-um"?

I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who and Top Gear on BBC America lately and wondered, thanks


Aluminium has an I in there, the second one, before the U... so the more appropriate question is 'Why do Americans say Alu-min-um and completely ignore the second I?'

ANSWER ME THAT!

Also, why on earth do you spell sulphur as sulfur when you accept that ph makes an f sound my spelling phosphate correctly rather than as fosfate? Fosfurus?

And please, allow a Russian bride to explain the Lieutenant issue:



God, watching that I can feel my IQ decrease in real-time...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 12:15:35


Post by: dsteingass


Because it isnt spelled here with an extra "I". Just like the unnecessary extra "U" in colour, armour, flavour, and the like. Americans can apparently ignore whatever we like and business continues as usual in the world I guess.
Sulfur is an incorrect spelling, who uses it that way?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 12:40:55


Post by: Henners91


In science over here, we were taught that Yanks spell it as sulfur... Wikipedia seems to suggest that either is correct.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:11:52


Post by: dsteingass


That's ok, they taught us in school that in the event of Nuclear war that if we "duck and cover" under our wooden school desk that we would be safe. There was a lot of veiled government propaganda in the US public school system too.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:17:16


Post by: English Assassin


Henners91 wrote:
dsteingass wrote:curious, why do British pronounce the rank of "lieutenant" as "Left-tenant" and not "Lew-tenant" ?

and why do you pronounce "Aluminum" as "alu-min-ee-um"?

I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who and Top Gear on BBC America lately and wondered, thanks


Aluminium has an I in there, the second one, before the U... so the more appropriate question is 'Why do Americans say Alu-min-um and completely ignore the second I?'

ANSWER ME THAT!

On the first page of this thread...
English Assassin wrote:Actually there's a bit more of a story to that one, Humphry Davy, the British scientist who isolated the metal from alum, originally chose 'aluminum'; it was only later revised to 'aluminium' to match the then-current system for naming newly-isolated elements. Strictly-speaking, since its oxide is called 'alumina', not 'aluminia' (as lanthanum's is lanthana and magnesium's magnesia) the American spelling has the better claim to correctness.

Despite this, however, the official spelling, as used by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry is the British one, presumably because chemists are concerned with other properties of things than their etymology.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:18:54


Post by: GentlemanGuy


As far as i remember from being taught history and english. The English americans speak hasn't actually changed for the last 300 years. You speak the way us brits spoke 3000 years ago. Its just the english language in britain evolved thats all.

Heres a question for you all. I know why americans are called yanks and i know why new zealanders are called kiwis but why are brits know as limeys in america and poms in australia?


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:35:30


Post by: English Assassin


dsteingass wrote:Sulfur is an incorrect spelling, who uses it that way?

Sulfur and sulphur are both, according to the OED, correct, and, though the 'ph' form is the common British spelling, both have been used in English for centures. Since the word is Latin and not a Greek loanword, the 'ph' is in fact an affectation, acquired some time in mediaeval period. If we British really want our own spelling of sulphur, we can always spell it 'brimstone' - a rather nice Old Norse-derived term.

As to who thinks the 'f' form correct, oh, only the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:35:41


Post by: KingCracker


Easy answer, we dont call you limeys. Ive never EVER heard Brits called that. As far as I know, we just call you Brits. Easy chessy, next one please


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 13:41:58


Post by: English Assassin


GentlemanGuy wrote:Heres a question for you all. I know why americans are called yanks and i know why new zealanders are called kiwis but why are brits know as limeys in america and poms in australia?

'Limey' originates, as a semi-derogatory term, from the Royal Navy's tradition of providing vast quantities of lime juice (lime rather than lemon, since the former were more readily available in the empire's Caribbean possessions) to prevent scurvy. Can't help you on 'pom', however.

'Yank' also gives us my favourite term for our American cousins: 'septics'.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 14:00:58


Post by: rob-or-ross


GentlemanGuy wrote:Heres a question for you all. I know why americans are called yanks and i know why new zealanders are called kiwis but why are brits know as limeys in america and poms in australia?



Limeys has been answered, the reason we used lime rather than the superior lemon is because at the time we were - seriously - at war with all the world's major lemon producers.

Poms are poms because when it was a prison colony a lot of equipment coming from the UK was marked with a stencilled "POHM" for Property Of His/Her Majesty.

Actually Sir Humphrey Davey originally wanted to call Aluminium Alumium, he then changed his mind to Aluminum. The Royal Society made him change it to Aluminium so that it would fall into the convention with Sodium, and such.
Obviously they had forgotten about Platinum.

Dolts.

The lieutenant thing is because it is a French word that we adopted, keeping the pronunciation.
When you adopted it you pronounced it phonetically as you are wont to do.

The problem is that (in Britain) consistent phonetic pronunciation is the mark of a simpleton.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 14:14:10


Post by: Henners91


dsteingass wrote:That's ok, they taught us in school that in the event of Nuclear war that if we "duck and cover" under our wooden school desk that we would be safe. There was a lot of veiled government propaganda in the US public school system too.


What possible interest did the Labour government have in telling us that Americans were bad at spelling?

I guess just the little prods like that and the fact that Yankees all be fat would be enough to encourage us to don our redcoats and end what we started over there, eh?

English Assassin wrote:
Henners91 wrote:
dsteingass wrote:curious, why do British pronounce the rank of "lieutenant" as "Left-tenant" and not "Lew-tenant" ?

and why do you pronounce "Aluminum" as "alu-min-ee-um"?

I've been watching a lot of Doctor Who and Top Gear on BBC America lately and wondered, thanks


Aluminium has an I in there, the second one, before the U... so the more appropriate question is 'Why do Americans say Alu-min-um and completely ignore the second I?'

ANSWER ME THAT!

On the first page of this thread...
English Assassin wrote:Actually there's a bit more of a story to that one, Humphry Davy, the British scientist who isolated the metal from alum, originally chose 'aluminum'; it was only later revised to 'aluminium' to match the then-current system for naming newly-isolated elements. Strictly-speaking, since its oxide is called 'alumina', not 'aluminia' (as lanthanum's is lanthana and magnesium's magnesia) the American spelling has the better claim to correctness.

Despite this, however, the official spelling, as used by the International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry is the British one, presumably because chemists are concerned with other properties of things than their etymology.


Actually reading threads is for sissies.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 14:52:43


Post by: dsteingass


If all Americans are fat, do all British have bad teeth? lol Cultural diversity as taught by television.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 15:52:12


Post by: English Assassin


Henners91 wrote:Actually reading threads is for sissies.

Regrettably, help with reading comprehension would be a matter for another thread.

Edit: ironic typo.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 16:33:45


Post by: Henners91


dsteingass wrote:If all Americans are fat, do all British have bad teeth? lol Cultural diversity as taught by television.


Nah, the loss of our bad teeth was the seductive promise given to us by the dirty commies we let into government who built that dastardly National Health Service that annually places our elderly loved ones before boards of bureaucrats and asks them to justify their existence...

I'm afraid that the Yankee paupers are the ones to look to for broken smiles now...praise Lenin!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 16:46:40


Post by: dsteingass


Our Beuraucrats are all tea-partying fascists who would rather pad their own pockets...trade ya.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 16:51:48


Post by: purplefood


dsteingass wrote:Our Beuraucrats are all tea-partying fascists who would rather pad their own pockets...trade ya.

Whereas Henners was being sarcastic i get the feeling you aren't...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 16:52:31


Post by: TrollPie


dsteingass wrote:If all Americans are fat, do all British have bad teeth? lol Cultural diversity as taught by television.

Actually, there is no truth to the stereotype that the British have bad teeth:
Cracked.com wrote:A study performed by OECD, an international economic organization, on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen.

Meanwhile, the USA have the highest obesity rates in the world. So... yeah. Suck it.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 16:54:59


Post by: dsteingass


You should always assume I am being sarcastic ..just playing, hold your fire!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 17:01:18


Post by: Henners91


dsteingass wrote:Our Beuraucrats are all tea-partying fascists who would rather pad their own pockets...trade ya.


A bureaucrat supporting minimal-state libertarians is like a cockroach having shares in a pest exterminator.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 17:05:10


Post by: dsteingass


My questions have been answered thoroughly, thank you everyone.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 17:31:03


Post by: youbedead


Brother Azul wrote:
Uhlan wrote:The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that.
Aww dude dont do that. Thats a bad move. They hate it when you call em Australians.

Uhlan wrote:I thought all Aussies were supposed to sound like Crocodile Dundee. Most don't
The few American tourists i have met have all thought the the same thing and were blown away/devestated that its not the case.


But you still point out what is and isn't a knife, right... right


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TrollPie wrote:
dsteingass wrote:If all Americans are fat, do all British have bad teeth? lol Cultural diversity as taught by television.

Actually, there is no truth to the stereotype that the British have bad teeth:
Cracked.com wrote:A study performed by OECD, an international economic organization, on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen.

Meanwhile, the USA have the highest obesity rates in the world. So... yeah. Suck it.


NAh, that's somao with a 94% obesity rate we've only got 66.7%


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 17:44:02


Post by: Uhlan


Brother Azul wrote:
Uhlan wrote:The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that.
Aww dude dont do that. Thats a bad move. They hate it when you call em Australians.


Oh man, do I know this from experience.

I joined a group of Kiwis and Aussies who were sitting around having a great time. When it was my turn to 'shout' I decided to raise a toast to all the 'Aussies' sitting around me. Most of them quickly looked at each other and it got dead quiet. One of the Kiwis rather flatly pointed out that they weren't all Australian. I innocently implied that I couldn't tell the difference in the accents. The Aussies just sat there smirking quietly while the Kiwis got indignant and accused my mother of some rather aberrant behavior where my birth was concerned. This opened a whole can of worms and a shouting match which led to a very short 'tussle' amongst 7 or 8 of us.

After that exchange I told the Kiwis that if they wanted me to recognize them they had better sit to my right so I could make the distinction. Once over we just sat there and started to laugh and went back to drinking as if nothing happened.

Edit: I can't freaking spell...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/25 17:52:45


Post by: TrollPie


dsteingass wrote:You should always assume I am being sarcastic ..just playing, hold your fire!

I know, but I prefer to get angry.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 03:11:24


Post by: Brother Azul


youbedead wrote:
Brother Azul wrote:
Uhlan wrote:The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that.
Aww dude dont do that. Thats a bad move. They hate it when you call em Australians.

Uhlan wrote:I thought all Aussies were supposed to sound like Crocodile Dundee. Most don't
The few American tourists i have met have all thought the the same thing and were blown away/devestated that its not the case.


But you still point out what is and isn't a knife, right... right
Uhh... For you mate yes. Yes we do...


Uhlan wrote:
Brother Azul wrote:
Uhlan wrote:The Kiwis sound a lot like their southern hemisphere brethren. To my ear the accent is so subtle as to be non-existant. But don't tell them that.
Aww dude dont do that. Thats a bad move. They hate it when you call em Australians.


Oh man, do I know this from experience.

I joined a group of Kiwis and Aussies who were sitting around having a great time. When it was my turn to 'shout' I decided to raise a toast to all the 'Aussies' sitting around me. Most of them quickly looked at each other and it got dead quiet. One of the Kiwis rather flatly pointed out that they weren't all Australian. I innocently implied that I couldn't tell the difference in the accents. The Aussies just sat there smirking quietly while the Kiwis got indignant and accused my mother of some rather aberrant behavior where my birth was concerned. This opened a whole can of worms and a shouting match which led to a very short 'tussle' amongst 7 or 8 of us.

After that exchange I told the Kiwis that if they wanted me to recognize them they had better sit to my right so I could make the distinction. Once over we just sat there and started to laugh and went back to drinking as if nothing happened.

Edit: I can't freaking spell...
Pro tip: If you want to settle em back down with out losing some teeth, buy the next few rounds out of good faith or if its your shout next, like in this situation, buy a round a shots as well and make it something potent. You end up a little extra out of pocket but it can save you a potentialy nasty thrashing.

Other wise that sounds like a fairly normal drinking "altercation"


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 14:33:54


Post by: lukewild1982


I used to hate the way the Americans butchered the beautiful eclectic mixture of languages that English has become.

This is nothing in comparison to what the ENGLISH do to their own language.

I can just about make my peace with text speak (C you 8r, and all the rest of that crap)

But when you hear what we in England might call a 'chav' speak it beggers belief that its coming from a sentient human being.

Every sentance has to be followed by either 'nah wat i is sayin blood' or 'nah wat i meen bruv'

These unbearable fethwiths actually go out of their way to sound stupid. It is the greatest tragedy to hit the England for centuries. In this I include the plague/fire of london/the blitz.

This could very easily escalate into me ranting about English working class (or not working class for 99% of them as they are lazy freeloading bums who can't/don't get a job because they can not produce coherant sentances) but I won't allow it to go to that.

American English is what it is. I don't know why we both say you speak English, you don't you speak American and why shouldn't you.

I just wish the English would speak English


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The best way to tell a Kiwi from an Aus is the E's

In NZ it works a little like this, the name Edward would sound more like ID - WARD, and TEN comes out TIN

Ask an Auz or Kiwi for sex, if they shout back a SIX in shock, you know they are a Kiwi


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 14:53:43


Post by: kronk


Pacific wrote:
Going into a old-fashioned little tea shop deep in the heartland of Wales I could hear everyone speaking English, the moment I opened my mouth to say something everyone in there immediately started speaking Welsh.


I experienced this when I was in Wales, too. I thought it was because I was American (or Texan).


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 15:04:56


Post by: lukewild1982


kronk wrote:
Pacific wrote:
Going into a old-fashioned little tea shop deep in the heartland of Wales I could hear everyone speaking English, the moment I opened my mouth to say something everyone in there immediately started speaking Welsh.


I experienced this when I was in Wales, too. I thought it was because I was American (or Texan).


This tends to happen more in central/northern Wales, never understood why. I used to think this was one of those ridiculous myths, people would say happens all the time. Then it happened to me and I was quite shocked. Mainly because Welsh sounds like someone doing a bad impression of a turkey.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 15:38:52


Post by: purplefood


lukewild1982 wrote:
kronk wrote:
Pacific wrote:
Going into a old-fashioned little tea shop deep in the heartland of Wales I could hear everyone speaking English, the moment I opened my mouth to say something everyone in there immediately started speaking Welsh.


I experienced this when I was in Wales, too. I thought it was because I was American (or Texan).


This tends to happen more in central/northern Wales, never understood why. I used to think this was one of those ridiculous myths, people would say happens all the time. Then it happened to me and I was quite shocked. Mainly because Welsh sounds like someone doing a bad impression of a turkey.

It's because they don't like the English...
They don't bother to check if you are English however.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 16:00:12


Post by: Henners91


lukewild1982 wrote:I used to hate the way the Americans butchered the beautiful eclectic mixture of languages that English has become.

This is nothing in comparison to what the ENGLISH do to their own language.

I can just about make my peace with text speak (C you 8r, and all the rest of that crap)

But when you hear what we in England might call a 'chav' speak it beggers belief that its coming from a sentient human being.

Every sentance has to be followed by either 'nah wat i is sayin blood' or 'nah wat i meen bruv'

These unbearable fethwiths actually go out of their way to sound stupid. It is the greatest tragedy to hit the England for centuries. In this I include the plague/fire of london/the blitz.

This could very easily escalate into me ranting about English working class (or not working class for 99% of them as they are lazy freeloading bums who can't/don't get a job because they can not produce coherant sentances) but I won't allow it to go to that.

American English is what it is. I don't know why we both say you speak English, you don't you speak American and why shouldn't you.

I just wish the English would speak English


Automatically Appended Next Post:
The best way to tell a Kiwi from an Aus is the E's

In NZ it works a little like this, the name Edward would sound more like ID - WARD, and TEN comes out TIN

Ask an Auz or Kiwi for sex, if they shout back a SIX in shock, you know they are a Kiwi


I am sure that they said the same thing about the peasantry in the past.

'It's yes MY LORD.'

'Thass wot oi said zurr, oi mean milordshep!'

'CURSE YOU VILLAINS, I AM MOST CONTENTED THAT YOU HAVE YET TO GAIN LITERACY!'

Fortunately they still haven't...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 16:21:39


Post by: Platuan4th


TrollPie wrote:
dsteingass wrote:If all Americans are fat, do all British have bad teeth? lol Cultural diversity as taught by television.

Actually, there is no truth to the stereotype that the British have bad teeth:
Cracked.com wrote:A study performed by OECD, an international economic organization, on the state of dental hygiene in developed countries has concluded that the British have the very best teeth in the entire world, with an average of just 0.6 of a tooth decaying per citizen.


From what I recall, the stereotype stems not from dental hygiene, but from how Americans view Orthodontia. Here, we're raised and brain washed into believing that perfect and straight teeth is the norm and beautiful, meaning we put an emphasis on braces and anything else to make them straight, bleached white, and socially acceptable. Anything else, while not actually tied to real hygiene, is viewed as incorrect and thus unhygienic as well.

As I understand it, that's not as true across the pond, where I believe the emphasis is simply on healthy teeth.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 16:33:08


Post by: Henners91


My teeth are sort of cream (normal-looking); was always told that just meant they were strong... I felt tempted to describe them as yellowish but they look nothing like smokers' teeth.

At any rate, I'd associate bleached teeth with corny gameshow hosts....

But kudos to that post Platuan4th... it's a good one. I do believe you'll find more broken smiles in the US, though.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 16:50:20


Post by: Avatar 720


My teeth are regularly commented on by people without medical degrees in dentistry as looking bad.

My dentist, who has these aforementioned medical degrees and therefore is qualified to comment, say's they're perfectly normal.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/26 18:38:15


Post by: rob-or-ross


Yeah, teeth don't have to point in the same direction to be healthy.
It is just the shade of that slightly raised tendency for our American cousins to be a touch superficial.

My wife loves it, whenever she is in the US she always tells me that she would rather have a service person hate her and pretend to be nice for tips than be totally indifferent and show it.

I prefer the latter.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/27 00:17:30


Post by: KingCracker


I have fantastic teeth! Even more so since I stopped smoking some years ago. And I rarely see bad teeth......that I notice. But sometimes those methheads come by and ruin everything


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/29 21:33:06


Post by: Henners91


To all you Yanks that might bash the Brits' teeth, I came across this:

http://www.economist.com/node/15060097?subjectid=7933596&story_id=15060097


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/30 09:03:52


Post by: Mr Mystery


Dear Rest Of The World.

Has your language necessitated the existence of a dedicated dictionary, just to handle the swearies?



Nah, didn't think so.

RULE BRITANNIA!


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/30 10:32:25


Post by: dsteingass


Henners, It is a TV joke, just like all Americans are fat. It was supposed to illustrate how morons can take a TV joke and believe it to be true. No one was being serious. And I certainly wasn't intending on offending you or anyone else my friend


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/09/30 11:22:06


Post by: Henners91


Oh, I wasn't offended, I just view this as a chance to get a one-up over the darn Yankees so we can give YOU the stereotype... *maniacal laughter*

But yeah, the fatty one is unfair... from what I know we should give that to the Aussies... darn cons.



help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/10/01 06:18:39


Post by: Stormfather


The British don't have unhealthy teeth, they just have unsightly teeth- at least by American standards. Or, at least, that's how the stereotype goes. I've met plenty of Brits with good teeth, and on a daily basis I see Americans with bad teeth. We Americans are obsessed with our teeth; American dentistry is a $100 billion + field, and growing strongly, every year. In contrast, British dentistry is a ~9 billion dollar field. Saving you some math, Americans spend roughly 2x as much on dentistry than the British.

Spoiler:
Here in the US, a dentist goes through at least 8 years of university before he can practice- 4 years of undergrad, most often as a pre-med, bio, or chem major, followed by four years of dental school, and a 1-6 year residency. Admission to dental school is cut-throat competitive- for example, in 2005 Stony Brook Dental School admitted less than 40 students, out of a pool of almost 900 applicants (although, to be fair to the American-educated M.D.'s out there, US Med schools are even tighter with their admissions, the same university's med school admitted 101 out of ~2600 applicants in that same year). The four years of dental school are extremely rigorous and comparable to US medical schools- indeed, some universities have their dental and medical students pooled together in the same classes for the first year or two, in courses shared between the disciplines such as anatomy and pharmacology, and later on during their education in shared disciplines such as radiology and anesthesiology. Dental school alone is a 200k-300k investment in the United States, without including the costs of your four years of undergrad. However, before you non-Americans start feeling sorry for the plight of the American dentists, please recall that they make a ton of money once they're finally through, and a good percentage are self-employed or work in small partnerships where they can essentially make their own hours.

In many other countries, dental school is a 4 year undergrad program that you go into right out of high school. Brush and floss, kids.

American dentists (along with the Canadians, who go through the same slog but never get the satisfaction of being associated with good teeth) are among the best trained in the world, with access to an enormous library of procedures and materials you'll be hard pressed to find elsewhere (though I've been told that Japan and S. Korea have exceedingly thorough and advanced dental education systems, comparable to what we've got here). It doesn't take 9 years to learn how to do a routine check-up, and routine check-ups will never pay off that 300,000 in college loans- thus American dentists offer a staggering array of cosmetic and lifestyle-improving procedures, that while not necessary for survival (my landlord has +/- 2 teeth and he's doing just fine, thank you very much), definitely become a quality of life issue, especially here in America where everyone looks at your teeth. This leads to some health problems, however, especially when you've got patients who waste their money on whitening and other cosmetic procedures, yet refuse to maintain basic hygiene and have seriously unhealthy gums and teeth that will fall out if they bite something harder than a chicken nugget.

Britain's NHS reports that 55% of British adults have some form of tooth decay, but didn't specify to what extent that was being treated. With that being said, an estimated 23% of American adults have untreated tooth decay going on in there. Medicare/medicaid doesn't necessarily provide adequate dental coverage, though there are a plethora of relatively low cost dental plans out there- however, getting some of them to pay is like getting water out of a stone, so someone with one of these discount dental plans might still have trouble getting complex and expensive procedures taken care of. Other plans exist only for kids, some offered by private companies and others public incentive programs. Thus, you have a pretty big disparity in the US between the teeth of those with private dental plans, and those without.


Long story short, yellowed and crooked does not necessarily mean unhealthy, any more than pearly and straight means healthy. Prince Charles, for instance, looks like he's sucking on an irregularly shaped stick of butter. On the surface my teeth look like piano keys. Truth be told, I've got enough resin and titanium pins my mouth to make a Forgeworld Titan (a lot of which results from an injury, not necessarily decay, but still). Prince Charles is old enough to be my father, and still has all his original teeth (even if they're ghastly). Who's got the healthier mouth? It depends on what side of the pond you grew up on.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/10/01 06:38:20


Post by: KamikazeCanuck


This thread has taken an odd turn. At Iearned about dentistry today...


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/10/01 06:40:41


Post by: mattyrm


I'm British and I've got teeth like a witch doctors necklace.


help with British pronounciation please? @ 2011/10/01 08:37:00


Post by: Kilkrazy


Yeah but what about in your mouth.