I have been watching a lot of True Blood lately and it has got me thinking as to what sort of were-animal I would want to be if I had to choose. I am torn between wolf and tiger. Just wondered what you guys would want to become if given the choice, and no saying I want to be human, has to be a were of some sort.

Snake, wolf, or spider, in that order

Weredragon.

Could you get weredragons though? I thought it was just a normal animal as Dragons are supernatural by themselves.

Were-shrew.

Dragons are awesome though, so they automatically count.

If you want a real animal, then a wereraptor.

And if you want a non-extinct animal, probably a weretiger.

Although a wereturtle sounds fun.

Were-ant.

OP, you might have gotten better responses if you would have asked for people's animal totem.

Avatar 720 wrote:Dragons are awesome though, so they automatically count.

If you want a real animal, then a wereraptor.

And if you want a non-extinct animal, probably a weretiger.

Although a wereturtle sounds fun.

Weretyrannosaurus, I beat your wereraptor.

Weretyrannosaurus would only eat werecoconuts.

Avatar 720 wrote:Weretyrannosaurus would only eat werecoconuts.

Only according to werereligiousfanatics.

Were-eagle.

Because eagles are cool, and I like puns.

Weretank.

Tanks aren't animals, they can't eat people or be turned into food for people.

You clearly aren't trying hard enough.

ape-monkey...

an Oozaru

corpsesarefun wrote:You clearly aren't trying hard enough.

When I'm a weretyrannosaurus, we'll see who wins.

Were-CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Were-bear or were-alligator

Werecolbert

Weremanbearpig

I thought it was a werebearpigman...

Needs moar Were-cowbell.

Werekangaroo or werebunny...just for the werehop factor.

Personally I would love to be a were-swally

Werekitty!

Wereplatypus.

FeistierErmine wrote:Wereplatypus.

...And that, ladies and gents, wins the thread in my opinion...
I mean...really, what could be more terrifying than a wereplatypus?

Werewoman

Medium of Death wrote:Werewoman

Spoiler:

... ...You are aware that they're keeping hell extra hot for you just for posting that picture right?...

I actually think that would be a pretty funny Halloween costume.

Be afraid! The all-terrifying Were-Woman!!! Bwahahahaha!

Were Godzilla

Nerivant wrote:Were-eagle.

Because eagles are cool, and I like puns.

in that case:

Were family
I got all my sister in me

Bear is my choice fwiw


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ps why no takers for were pilchards?

FITZZ wrote:
... ...You are aware that they're keeping hell extra hot for you just for posting that picture right?...

ooooooooh yeah.

pps
also no takers for were bourbon
half man half biscuit

This should be posted, methinks.


I'd prefer to be a werewerewolf. During the full moon I'd turn into a guy who turns into a wolf during the full moon.

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Were family
I got all my sister in me

Ummmm...

The song lyric is "I got all my sisters with me"

Was this a really gross Freudian slip?

Grakmar wrote:

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Were family
I got all my sister in me

Ummmm...

The song lyric is "I got all my sisters with me"

Was this a really gross Freudian slip?

In Chibi's incestuous defence, it does sound like they sing "in me".

I'd be a werebush...



Not to be confused with a wereW.Bush who every full moon has the insatiable urge to invade the middle east...

Were-Wolverine.

DA CLAWS!

It's a were family so it would be half man half sisters, and so the song would correctly be:
"I got all my sisters in me."

What you are thinking of would read as:
"I got in all my sisters" which is very much not what I was meaning.

Note that in anycase I was not referring to myself as I chose an ursine alterego.

Surprised there has been no weremonkey/ape/gorillla/chimp wants.

That would be because they are numerous and walk amongst us daily

WereKraken...
WereTroll...
or the dreaded WereWorm...




Off topic, Why the distinct lack of Werewolves in the Fantasy range?

Werejackalope.

I'm doubly Myth-tastic!

halonachos wrote:Tanks aren't animals, they can't eat people or be turned into food for people.

No, but they pack a 120mm. That beats teeth any day

FITZZ wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:Wereplatypus.

...And that, ladies and gents, wins the thread in my opinion...
I mean...really, what could be more terrifying than a wereplatypus?

Werebadger

werevirus.


afraid yet?

Wherewolf.

corpsesarefun wrote:Wherewolf.

Behind you.

halonachos wrote:Werecolbert

That, or Werestewart

FITZZ wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:Wereplatypus.

...And that, ladies and gents, wins the thread in my opinion...
I mean...really, what could be more terrifying than a wereplatypus?

I've never won a thread before. I'd like to thank my venomous spines, and the fact that I'm a mammal that lays eggs. Wtf is up with that?

Weremoose.

Weremousse
half man half frothy dessert.

It would have to be wereyoghurt for me as usually mousse contains gelatin and I am a vegetarian.

WereSlowLoris



/thread...

Im gonna be a Were-eclair.
Delish!

weresquid, will also settle for wereoctopus.

If it has to be terrestrial, I suppose I can settle for weredonkey... thats right, a wereass.

I'd want to be a Were-Brit.

At midnight, I would turn into a snobbish man with an accent and a monocle, and have a craving for fine teas.

Chowderhead wrote:I'd want to be a Were-Brit.

At midnight, I would turn into a snobbish man with an accent and a monocle, and have a craving for fine teas.

Warren Zevon joke... too obvious...

Were-shark looks fun.

Were liger. Being a half ton feline beast would be pretty cool.

Chowderhead wrote:
I'd want to be a Were-Brit.

At midnight, I would turn into a snobbish man with an accent and a monocle, and have a craving for fine teas.

There are no haef meshas old boy
One is either full blue blooded Brit or else a demn'd foreenah dontchya know! What What!

Swordwind wrote:Were-shark looks fun.

But are you a Street Shark?

wereweir
half man half flood control


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Little Boy Lost

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Little Boy Found

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:
I'd want to be a Were-Brit.

At midnight, I would turn into a snobbish man with an accent and a monocle, and have a craving for fine teas.

There are no haef meshas old boy
One is either full blue blooded Brit or else a demn'd foreenah dontchya know! What What!

Sorry Sean. I'll try harder next time.

lol

Weregoingdownthepub:
half man half pint

Weresailing:
Half man half Nelson

Wereskateboarding:
Half man half pipe

Wereloaf:
half man half baked


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Werebeans:
Half man halfhearted.

Wereoptimistic:
Half man half full

Werepessimistic:
Half man half empty

Wereboozer:
Half man half cut

Werenuclear:
Half man half life


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Wereha'penny:
Half man half penny

Werehappy
Half man one seventh dwarf


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Werehen
Half man half cocked

Werefaun:
Half man half half man half goat

@ Chibi and Avatar...Words can not begin to describe how much I love both of you right now..thanks for the chuckles.

Werecorgi.

I'd be a were-bunny, no doubt about it. Everyone I know thinks I'm a bunny anyway.

Monster Rain wrote:Weremoose.

Weremoose bites are nasty, my sister got bit by a weremoose once. Didn't turn into one though, depending on were you get bit you might turn into a werellama.

Werehouse:
Half man half price

Werecrab or Werepossum.

Werewaldo.
Nobody would ever be able to find you half of the time.

Wereallgoingonasummerholiday:

Half man half Cliff
Sadly not many will get that one :(

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Wereallgoingonasummerholiday:

Half man half Cliff
Sadly not many will get that one :(

... But...happily, some will..

Thanks Fitzz

I thought the reference wouldn't travel well across the Atlantic and the generations and only a handful of Brits of a certain age would get it!

halonachos wrote:Werewaldo.
Nobody would ever be able to find you half of the time.

I posted the english version a while back, seems to have been missed though

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Thanks Fitzz

I thought the reference wouldn't travel well across the Atlantic and the generations and only a handful of Brits of a certain age would get it!

Truth be told Chibi I only caught it due to the fact I was a pretty big fan of " The Young Ones" back in " the day".

Edit:...Upon thinking about it, I realized that statement may require some explaining...
You see, in the series ( The Young ones) one of the characters would often make remarks concerning " Cliff Richard"...Not knowing who he was at the time, and curious as to why the comments were amusing, I begin to dig for information...thus culminating in my appreciation of your "Weregoingonasummerholiday" reference ...

Wereclifftheangrysheepman.

Oh yes! The Young Ones were big on Cliff!
(you prolly know already but the Young Ones borrowed the title from a Cliff hit which iirc correctly was also in the film Summer Holiday)

In that case
Wereneil:
Half man split lentil

Werehamster:
SPG

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Oh yes! The Young Ones were big on Cliff!
(you prolly know already but the Young Ones borrowed the title from a Cliff hit which iirc correctly was also in the film Summer Holiday)

In that case
Wereneil:
Half man split lentil

Werehamster:
SPG

... ...Chibi, I don't know if your a drinker...but if I ever find myself in your side of the world...I'm buying you several pints.

Am a bit rusty on the drinking front, better get some practice in just in case!

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Am a bit rusty on the drinking front, better get some practice in just in case!

By jove your right...I should get in a bit more practice as well...



...wereviv..

Half man...complete bastard.
...and...he's going to have a baby!!..

I approve of wereslowloris. I've always wanted to have venomous elbows.

That or one of the following:
werepygmymarmoset
wereweasel
werestoat

A Pirate Dwarven Were-Shark is the only life for me!

but in all honesty, I would like to be my dog, little bastard is spoiled rotten

Wereofftoseethewizard:
Half man half friend of Dorothy

Chibi I'm convinced you are a famous comic that comes here to escape from fame.

corpsesarefun wrote:Chibi I'm convinced you are a famous comic that comes here to escape from fame.

I concur.

That is too kind thanks gents, but sadly no.
Unless I'm a secret alter ego of a comedian without knowing it.

Would explain why I often see kids tugging on their mothers' sleeves, pointing and saying, "Look Mummy, it's that funny man again."

Then they go all shy and hide behind their mummy! Bless.

Weremother:
Half man half cook half nurse half teacher half chauffeur half seamstress half cleaner half bank etc etc

WereCannerus:
Half... oh dear god it's coming towards us!

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Would explain why I often see kids tugging on their mothers' sleeves, pointing and saying, "Look Mummy, it's that funny man again."

Then they go all shy and hide behind their mummy! Bless.

I suppose that's better than "Look Mummy, it's that man from my closet again"

Weresthebeef.
Half man, half bun.

lol
werewildebeast:

Half gnu half wit

wereandtear
half torn half ripped

Wereditgo
half remembered. A close cousin to Werediputit.

Are they related to the Werethehellarewe?
Half man half antaclue

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:pps
also no takers for were bourbon
half man half biscuit

Best dude ever.

I'd go with were-hivetyrant, gotta be cool right?
Or if it has to be a real animal, were-alligator/crocodile?

Werewaiting:
Half man half a mo!

Werewolf.


What?

You're just being silly now Corpses!

were-ferret.

sneaky little buggers can get ANYWHERE.

that or a weremaremote

half man, half channel flipper.

I heard being a werewolf puts hair on your chest.

Wereallgoingtothezootomorrow
Half Sunny half Cher


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Half man 3/4 wolf in 2/3 sheeps clothing