Khorne 12 +++
Slannesh12
Nurgle 11
Tzeentch 12
Malal 8
So listen up boy, or Khorne winning a gamew will be te worst second thing that happens to you today!
That means the correct scores are found in ineptus astartes's last valid vote @ 16:23:01 EST, which was:
ineptus astartes wrote:Khorne 12 Slannesh12 Nurgle 11 Tzeentch 12 Malal 10+ it is chaos, after all.
Because only three valid votes have been cast after my vote and because 2 hours have not past since ineptus astartes's last valid vote, I can not vote right now either, which leaves the score at what I just quoted.
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:I also believe his followers are behind the dreaded 'Two colour marine with bike' joke. *shudders*
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
There once was this Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on a Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied: "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
Once again the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. May I marry your daughter now?"
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:I also believe his followers are behind the dreaded 'Two colour marine with bike' joke. *shudders*
That gives me an idea...
Spoiler:
There once was this Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on a Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied: "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".
On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
The Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."
On the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter."
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
Once again the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.
On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"
To which the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal replied "I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry the commander's daughter".
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal."
"OK, pass."
So the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal proceeded up to the commander's chamber.
"Who goes there?" asked the commander.
"I'm the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal.
"Not the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal?"
"Yes, the Space Marine decorated in the colors of his god Malal on the Bike decorated in the colors of his god Malal. May I marry your daughter now?"
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