A game, name one unit you would be in 40K any one=I would be a vindicare assasin because there to EPIC to die and they can kill titans

A Dreadnought.

'Cos I ain't dying an old man in a bed.

I'm dying a big metal box with power fists for hands.

Daemon Prince. Immortality.

A MOTF, because robot arms and lots of armor would be fun.

An Archon. I'd have an army of space pirates under my command, any number of cortesans I want, the best weapons in the galaxy and some really nice bling.

A FLashGit. Filthy stinkin rich, and go from WAAAGH! to WAAAGH! not worrying about how to please the boss, I just have to show up, get paid a boat load of weapons/teef, and shoot the piss out of things

Battlewagon Driver.

Just plowing into stuff with your deffrolla, and kustomizing the engine between battles. And painting it red offcourse.

I wont lie, that sounds like it would be pretty damn fun

One of the skulls hanging from Kharns armor.

A Battle Sister's corset.

Khorne himself

Great White wrote:Khorne himself

Win

Either a...
Tank Commander in a Destroyer Tank Hunter
or
A Deathwing Terminator with a Storm Shield and a heavenfall blade

Ronin wrote:A Battle Sister's corset.

Nah man, you gotta be the form-fitting boob armour.

Coolyo294 wrote:

Ronin wrote:A Battle Sister's corset.

Nah man, you gotta be the form-fitting boob armour.

what about the synskin for a Callidus assasin chick?

Coolyo294 wrote:

Ronin wrote:A Battle Sister's corset.

Nah man, you gotta be the form-fitting boob armour.

Corset's more stylish than boob armour.

i wonder if the form-fitting boob armour has a Machine Spirit......that might be pretty cool

Ronin wrote:

Coolyo294 wrote:

Ronin wrote:A Battle Sister's corset.

Nah man, you gotta be the form-fitting boob armour.

Corset's more stylish than boob armour.

But boobs, man. BOOBS.

hand banana wrote:i wonder if the form-fitting boob armour has a Machine Spirit......that might be pretty cool

Well the assumption is that if I could be the form-fitting boob armour, then most likely I am that Machine spirit.

Or the chastity panties? Not a lot of guarding then though...

whatever the male version of a succubus is cos wyches are cool XD

Well, there are male wyches...

Also, maybe I could be Slannesh...

Or Malal...

a male succubus is an incubus

In the dark eldar world as well?

One of the surviving FULL C'tan that were not beaten and enslaved by the necrons.

A Guardsman with the badass marksmanship to blow up a Chaos Dreadnought by firing a las bolt through its visor slits. >

Gimme a lock-las, some krak grenades, and some carapace armor and I'm set.

THE EMPRAH.

Ixion wrote:THE EMPRAH.

You'd be dead?

sudojoe wrote:a male succubus is an incubus

Nope! A Succubus is the leader of a Wych cult. An Incubus is a member of an Incubi shrine, a group of space elves who dedicate their lives to perfectioning the art of cutting people up with theit bigass klaives.

Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

nomsheep wrote:In the dark eldar world as well?

I'm guessing so. Isn't the incubus a HQ bodyguard though?

Damn sapce elves and their fancy lingos.

Not any more i don't think.

nomsheep wrote:

Ixion wrote:THE EMPRAH.

You'd be dead?

Yes. After all, that's when duty ends.

Everyone else can bend over backwards killing each other like fleas in a damp sock; meanwhile, I'll be doing backstrokes in the warp and playing Space Yahtzee with Tzeentch over Werther's Originals.

Touche lol.

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

Probs dark eldar and option 3 hehehehehe

Slaanesh himself.

Or maybe not...

Belexar wrote:

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

In that case an intelligence officer with some clout on said planet with access to off planet transport.

Comrade wrote:

Belexar wrote:

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

That untill Chaos/Inquisition/Tyranids/Orks/Dark Eldar decide that your planet is terribly interesting and want to kill/eat/rape everything in it.

In that case an intelligence officer with some clout on said planet with access to off planet transport.

May I remind you all of the aforementioned are very capable of taking you out in space too?

just be the guy that has to approve the imperial herem on Terra. No one's gonna be messing with that crowd for a while

Doomrider..

CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Skull helmet?
Yes!
Skull banner pole?
Sure!
Bones-&-ripcage armour?
Please!
A scythe that can shoot people?
Certainly!
Solo-defending entire planets from Tyranids and criss-crossing the Eye of Terror on my jolly own?
It's what I do!

I'd be Maugan Ra!!!

The Hivemind....having a galactic size buffet is to tempting

One of the rich people in the hubs, and just get wasted all the time/enjoy the fruits of super-advanced technology.

Vect - king of the pirates and I haz a pimp-mobile!

An inquisitor, with an army at my back, a hoodie and a big ass gun!

Lord Inquisitor...

Draigo, so I can rule the galaxy with an iron, unbeatable, fist.

None of these.

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war!

I'll stay here and enjoy the beach, since the oceans are all dried up by the year 30k.

kronk wrote:None of these.

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war!

I'll stay here and enjoy the beach, since the oceans are all dried up by the year 30k.

Not on Kvarium Alpha.

There you can witness wet Thundewolves being deployed as the Imperiums most supreme under-water-fighting force. Once they complete their missions and, quote: "the Space Wolves made the long trek back to land across the sea bed.", the beach would likely be the point where you see them exit.

I meant on terra. I'm aware that most, if not all of the millions of colonized worlds have beaches.

But I'd only want to be on Terra. Suck it, Mars!

High Lords have it relatively easy. They only get killed every now and then.

kronk!!

Inqusiitor all the way, or maybe a SM Scout that never gets ranked up to full Astartes, like Telion.

Necron Overlord. Totally a necron overlord.

Soo'Vah'Cha wrote:kronk!!

Spoiler:

No thanks!

Belexar wrote:CIAPHAS CAIN, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!

Jurgen! Never has a dirty, smelly, melta gun totin' guardsmen had it so good.

Eversor assassin. Wake me up. Pump me full of crazy drugs. Give me that awesome skull helmet. Then go on a killing frenzy. Rinse and repeat.

Chapter Master of a non-codex, non-Ultramarine successor chapter.

Just dip to the galactic rim and "crusade" aaallllll day, baby

What do you really think all those chapters in the deep, deep blackness of the outer void really do, huh, huh? Punk

...Slaanesh

Space Marine Chapter master. Not Marneus Galgar, although he is cool, but the master of one other which I havent begun to build yet (name is Dragon Lords ). Being control of over 1000 superhumans who are ready sacrifice them selves for your sake, leading battle at the frontlines, and duelling with enemy leaders is just too awesome to pass by .

I would be Leman Russ. I love wolves and to have the ability to transform into a wulfen id love it! also to have wolf brothers and shee like that would be awesome.
Pimping around with two 6ft at the shoulder wovles would be bitchin!

Alternatively, just be a thunderwolf.

Kharn The Betrayer : Why? Because I have a massive axe. Regulary MAIM KILL BURN anything nearby

I'd say Sanguinius, because he's the best Primarch ever. Fact. Either that or a chaplain.

Assault Terminator with TH SS. Not so much for combat effectiveness (they can go both ways) but who doesn't want to be walking around with a massive hammer, 2+armour save and 3+ invulnerable save?

Perhaps a Burna Boy. So I could make things do the "burny dance" all the time.

A Nemesor just because Nemesor is such a cool sounding title, also Necrons FTW! Really any kind of badass Overlord/Phaeron with a kickass dynasty to command.

Tzeentch. Schemers gonna scheme...

I would be the Emperor, because leading great galactic empire in conquest is never boring.

Tzeentch, I can be the anything.

I would be an awsome commisar like ciaphas cain. ning! ning! goes my chansword

An inquisitor. Answer to few, everyone answers to me.

Brother Coa wrote:I would be the Emperor, because leading great galactic empire in conquest is never boring.

Sitting as a corpse on a throne for 10000 years might be though!

I think that intelligence is just as potent a weapon as sheer awesomeness, therfore, I'd be a tactical geniu-CREEEEED!!!!!!

In all seriousness I'd be Indrick Boreale, because, well... SPESS MAHRENS!!!1!

The Hive Mind.

Not only do you get to be every single Tyranid at once (well, the ones within 12" of a Synapse creature, anyways), but you absolutely, positively, do not have any daddy issues.

A few weeks ago, I might have said the Deceiver (NEVAR FORGET), but apparently it is no longer the galactic boss it used to be.

If I had to be corporeal, I'd be Inquisitor Valeria, because she seems like a BAMF, and I'm open to try new things.

Eversor Assassin,

drugs
blood frenzies
and a lightning claw

whats not to like?

Comrade wrote:Planetary Garrison Guardsmen for a planet famous for its concubines.

I'll slack off in the background while the rest of the galaxy fights. I don't mind it.

Then one day BAM Genestealer hybrids!

A Karskin, I am still just a man but I can drop chaos space marines easier than the grunts.

A servitor. I'd never have to worry, ever.

how about a necron pariah?

you'd never age, never have to worry about corruption, and even tyranids don't really want to get near you!

Some random space marine raids may put a damper on your christmas parties though

I would be a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, because that is better than anything else.

A Black Templar High Marshal Command over a full chapter of 6000 Marines.

Either an Ork Warbiker, or an Eldar on a Jetbike. SPEED FTW!

Dark Apostle, nothing better than the favor of the gods.

St Celestine

A snotling with my trusty mushroom stick

Castiel wrote:I'd say Sanguinius, because he's the best Primarch ever. Fact. Either that or a chaplain.

I would choose the chaplain because otherwise you'd be six feet underground in a wooden box.

lol

Fabius Bile would be interesting.
You could be over here stealing a primarchs blood, while over there rebuilding a warmaster, while over there perfecting the creation of space marines, while over there....

A Farseer. Being one among the best psykers in the galaxy never hurts.

A necron lord of any kind. I just really want a Gauss weapon because it makes physics unhappy.

Cadian Kasrkin

Vampirate of Sartosa wrote:A servitor. I'd never have to worry, ever.

And even if you wanted, you couldnt

Marzillius wrote:A Farseer. Being one among the best psykers in the galaxy never hurts.

Until you meet a Black Templar!

Great White wrote:

Castiel wrote:I'd say Sanguinius, because he's the best Primarch ever. Fact. Either that or a chaplain.

I would choose the chaplain because otherwise you'd be six feet underground in a wooden box.

Fair play!

The Keeper of Secrets that runs the initiations for all the Daemonettes...mmmmm slimey.

Nurgle. I could fart planets out of existence. Or maybe Logan Grimnar, because badass space vikings are just lovely