http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
I hope this does not turn into a contest of who can get most stuffed up result.
My Results:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Oh man, I love taking tests!

Obsessive-Test-Takingness: Very High.

Hmm. Hmm.

"Do you engage in any obsessive or compulsive behavior? "

What kind of a lazy question is that? 'Er, do you, like, have paranoia? Yes? Then you've totally got paranoia. Yeah.'

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

What do you know? I'm sane

I'm more sane.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I don't know what some of these mean. But it doesn't take a fully qualified internet testician to tell you that I'm anti-social. As for avoidant, I prefer the term 'lazy.'

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


Yeah, that's healthy.

lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

Yes but without the superiority complex to go with it.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

That seems about right...

Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

It's just for fun... It's not like we are totally psychoanalysing you.

What's the matter, Mel? Scared?

htj wrote:What's the matter, Mel? Scared?

More lazy than scared.

Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

I'm pretty sure I have SAD, I've looked at the NHS test and come out at the top of the chart.

Melissia wrote:

htj wrote:What's the matter, Mel? Scared?

More lazy than scared.

Ah, very eenteresting.

*writes* Avoidant: High

Now, tell me about your mother...

I'd rather talk about your mother. I heard she once dated a Baboon named Papio Hamadryas.

Melissia wrote:I'd rather talk about your mother. I heard she once dated a Baboon named Papio Hamadryas.

Go on, go on...

*writes* Anti-Social: High, Paranoid: High.

And for your information my father was a kind and loving man who happened to suffer from acute Baboonism.

I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.

FITZZ wrote: I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.

With as bad as I got, they will never release me.

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Well, feth.

rockerbikie wrote:

FITZZ wrote: I for one am thrilled to have these results...I'll be sure to discuss them with my behavior modification professionals so they'll be able to prescribe the appropriate government approved personality inhibitors for me.

With as bad as I got, they will never release me.

Oh sure they will, once you've received the " proper conditioning ".
You'll be so much happier with the " Improved" you..

I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.

That was boring all of mine apart from Schizoid (moderate, and I don't even know what it means) were low...
I thought they would all be high or at least moderate

Nerivant wrote:I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.

Paranoid: Moderate
Schzoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very high
Avoidant: 2high
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-: Moderate
Compulsive

Yep, about right. Ten or twenty years ago it would have been much much worse, but then again, it would have been the alcohol talking.

Nerivant wrote:I took the test twice, and neither of my personalities have disorders.

icwhatudidthar (Ninja'd but I had to go AFK before it was posted, so I claim a moral victory)

My results:
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


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Also did a depression test at the bottom of the page, because you got me in the mood for self-evaluation:

Major Depression: Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Extremely High
Cyclothymia: Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Of chocolate meltaguns!
Found it about the same level of usefulness as the GW questionnaire!

There also wasn't the question, "Are you a cynical git? yes/no"

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Apparently I'm completely out of my mind. Having read the disorder descriptions, however, I respectfully disagree with the test's findings.

You guys are a bunch of nutters.

I'm in the mood for dancing.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Guess I'm just a pretty mellow person...I'll be the first to admit that I've always had problems with self esteem...I guess that's a good explanation for why I have higher standards for myself...

I got a laugh out of this though...An avoidant trait is "Creation of elaborate fantasy lives"

Well...if you just look in the RP section...

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Avatar 720 wrote:Also did a depression test at the bottom of the page, because you got me in the mood for self-evaluation:

I did that and I'm not publishing the result here.

I answered for my past and present mental state. I am Avoidant, but do not meet the actual symptoms for Obsessive-Compulsive or Schizotypal at all. Some of the questions that ring true for Avoidance, which I answered yes to are disordered in other ways as well. Also most of my social fears are behind me, but I answered yes to them, as I was like that fifteen years back and before.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

It's not nice being Avoidant, seriously feths you up and yet you appear completely 'normal' in most settings.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Sounds about right.. maybe.

Coolyo294 wrote:Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

So, no personality at all?

Your Results:
Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Basically I apparantly belong in a nut-house lol. I don't recall being highly paranoid but okay then.


I also did the depression test and managed to avoid being ver very high.

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Very Slight
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A


Nom

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I think this is about right.


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Coolyo294 wrote:Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

This seems perfect for you. No offense, but everything you write I always imagine in a flat, monotone voice. That, and I've never seen you post a smiley or any other indicator of emotion. I think it's the avatar.

On a related note, I too the link to the Dante's Inferno test (I thought it would be on the movie, turns out it's what level of hell you'll go to) and got this:

Purgatory- Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo- Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2 - Lustful: High
Level 3 - Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy: Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis- Heretics: Very High
Level 7 - Violent: Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Low

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

im fine with this

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Everything sounds about right except for the Narcissistic part.

TrollPie wrote:On a related note, I too the link to the Dante's Inferno test (I thought it would be on the movie, turns out it's what level of hell you'll go to) and got this:

Purgatory- Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo- Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2 - Lustful: High
Level 3 - Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy: Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis- Heretics: Very High
Level 7 - Violent: Moderate
Level 8 - The Malebolge- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Low

My Dante test:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 - Lustful - Moderate
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Very Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics Low
Level 7 - Violent - Very High
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Low

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score

Purgatory- Repenting Believers: Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo- Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2 - Lustful: Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous: Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious: Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy: Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis- Heretics: Very High
Level 7 - Violent: Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge- Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous: Very High

Wrong thread somehow. Was just browsing the Skyrim one...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Purgatory ; Repenting Believers; High
Level 1 - Limbo ;Virtuous Non-Believers ; Very Low
Level 2 ; Lustful ; Low
Level 3 ; Gluttonous ; Low
Level 4 ; Prodigal and Avaricious; Low
Level 5 ; Wrathful and Gloomy ; Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis ; Heretics ; Very Low
Level 7 ; Violent ; High
Level 8- the Malebolge ; Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers ; High
Level 9 - Cocytus ; Treacherous ; High


hmmmm...this seems...odd.

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I can live with it...

I must admit I'm somewhat confused that I scored "High" as a virtuous non-beliver yet still managed to score " Very high" in so many " non-virtuous" categories...perhaps it has something to do with the duality of man....or...and this is the one I'm inclined to believe..the test is faulty and I should be on a rocket train to hell.

FITZZ wrote: I must admit I'm somewhat confused that I scored "High" as a virtuous non-beliver yet still managed to score " Very high" in so many " non-virtuous" categories...perhaps it has something to do with the duality of man....or...and this is the one I'm inclined to believe..the test is faulty and I should be on a rocket train to hell.

go with the 2nd. your train will be here in 40 minutes. say your last words and goodbys,and prepare to be taken to the darkness below. have fun.

Mine was about right. I am violent, although in a more wishful sense than actual (I wish I could make people eat skyforge steel, I don't go out and buy myself a sword), and i'm also wrathful and gloomy.

FITZZ wrote: I must admit I'm somewhat confused that I scored "High" as a virtuous non-beliver yet still managed to score " Very high" in so many " non-virtuous" categories...perhaps it has something to do with the duality of man....or...and this is the one I'm inclined to believe..the test is faulty and I should be on a rocket train to hell.

Just ask yourself "What would Capt. Spaulding do?" in all situations you come across in life and you be just fine!


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Coolyo294 wrote:Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

That's Low Coolyo....

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


A lot of it doesn't really make sense though. I gave several questions the benefit of the doubt in answering them.

WARORK93 wrote:
I got a laugh out of this though...An avoidant trait is "Creation of elaborate fantasy lives"

Well...if you just look in the RP section...

Hehe...

I got Very high Avoidant myself and a couple of others High... none of which surprized me to be honest. I'm not a relaxed person under most circumstances... except those elaborate fantasy lives!

@ Klimino...Bout damned time that train showed up...been waiting on it for years.

@ Rick- WWCSD?...it's the only question one ever need ask to insure a fun filled life.

FITZZ wrote: @ Klimino...Bout damned time that train showed up...been waiting on it for years.

you may bring 2 people with you,whether they want to or not. each of you may bring 3 items as well. (yeah,old forgotten quotes from things i cant remember!)

happy trails

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Klimino...Bout damned time that train showed up...been waiting on it for years.

you may bring 2 people with you,whether they want to or not. each of you may bring 3 items as well. (yeah,old forgotten quotes from things i cant remember!)

happy trails

Easy choice...I'll bring Tori Black and Mandy Morbid and 9 cases of Jack Daniels.

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote: @ Klimino...Bout damned time that train showed up...been waiting on it for years.

you may bring 2 people with you,whether they want to or not. each of you may bring 3 items as well. (yeah,old forgotten quotes from things i cant remember!)

happy trails

Easy choice...I'll bring Tori Black and Mandy Morbid and 9 cases of Jack Daniels.

ah fitzz,you never cease to show your spunk. you win,you will be too drunk to notice the torture.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I was kind of suprised with the Schizotypal result but the rest is pretty much what i expected.

Major Depression: Slight
Dysthymia: Slight
Bipolar Disorder: Slight-Moderate
Cyclothymia: High
Seasonal Affective Disorder: Slight
Postpartum Depression: N/A

This last test i felt was more an effort to sell you some good old prescription drugs, interesting none the less.

Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Awww...I don't even get to go to the good part of hell...

apparently liking pie too much is a sin...

@ Fitzz.. I'd like to see them try to figure out which level to put you in...I think they would have to give you an apartment on each floor so they could rotate you on tour or something...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High


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Four extremes?

Has anyone else got an extreme at all?

corpsesarefun wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High


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Four extremes?

Has anyone else got an extreme at all?

nope. congratulations,your going deeper than even fitzz.

lord commissar klimino wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High


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Four extremes?

Has anyone else got an extreme at all?

nope. congratulations,your going deeper than even fitzz.

Now there's something you can really be proud of corpses..

Looks like I mellow out when I get older...

corpsesarefun wrote:Looks like I mellow out when I get older...

Exactly...you can't keep up the pace of " extreme sinning" your whole life, sooner or later you have to hop off the skateboard and go for the slow burn..

I'm totally going to hell...

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Looks like I mellow out when I get older...

Exactly...you can't keep up the pace of " extreme sinning" your whole life, sooner or later you have to hop off the skateboard and go for the slow burn..

I probably should get a skateboard first...

purplefood wrote:I'm totally going to hell...

Relax...most of the really interesting people are either there already or are headed that way... ...you'll have fun.

@ Corpses...The " Skateboard" is a metaphor...for what I'm not quite sure yet as I'm making this up as I go along.

FITZZ wrote:

purplefood wrote:I'm totally going to hell...

Relax...most of the really interesting people are either there already or are headed that way... ...you'll have fun.

...well, wont be there,so dang. well,at least i wont be drowning in beer and celebrities while sitting in the best hot tub ever and getting everything cooked to perfection.and i wont have to deal with the absolute freedom to do whatever you want in the layers.

waitaminute.

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I answered all of the questions 100% honestly, though I do feel that some of the questions deal with aspects of my personality that can't be best expressed through yes/no answers. I have, on occasion, wondered if I might be mentally ill - I think that's probably true of most people, though.

Albatross wrote:Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I answered all of the questions 100% honestly, though I do feel that some of the questions deal with aspects of my personality that can't be best expressed through yes/no answers. I have, on occasion, wondered if I might be mentally ill - I think that's probably true of most people, though.

I would agree with that, I think most of us have some pretty "dark" things rattling around in our heads , personally I think the first real sign of mental illness is when you stop questioning your own mental state.

That reminds of me quite a bit of Catch-22 and I'm not sure why...

OK, so it's late and I'm bored, so I looked online for more personality disorder tests and found this:

http://kevin-goodman.com/?p=1245


It's a test for sociopathy/psychopathy. Apparently my results are: Se-Pr-Gr-Ap-En-Hn-Hs-Ma-Sp-As.




Hmm. Maybe I should seek help. I feel fine, though. I certainly wouldn't change anything about myself.

So-Pr-Mo-Em-En-Hn-Ls-Ad-Sn-As.

I'm sane again.

Se-Pr-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Ls-Ma-Sp-As.

i like this test.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

And for the record, I do actually have a disorder somewhere on the autistic spectrum. Compared to other examples, I'm not so bad: many friends have told me they would never have known unless I told them. High narcissism? I'm not narcissistic, I'm just plain awesome!

I think that most people who take tests such as these would probably have high-ish levels of narcissism, as would the people who point-blank refuse to take them.

So-Am-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ma-Sn-As.

Apparently I'm a borderline maniac.

FITZZ wrote:So-Am-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ma-Sn-As.

Apparently I'm a borderline maniac.

and this surprises you?

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:So-Am-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ma-Sn-As.

Apparently I'm a borderline maniac.

and this surprises you?

...Honestly?...a bit, I know I'm not an ...overly caring (?) person, and can be somewhat self centered and have been known to react with hostility when properly provoked, but..yeah..I was a bit surprised by the results.

FITZZ wrote:

lord commissar klimino wrote:

FITZZ wrote:So-Am-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ma-Sn-As.

Apparently I'm a borderline maniac.

and this surprises you?

...Honestly?...a bit, I know I'm not an ...overly caring (?) person, and can be somewhat self centered and have been known to react with hostility when properly provoked, but..yeah..I was a bit surprised by the results.

eh,your a maniac,just a good,non killy-killy one.

and TBO,you never seemed very self centered.

I'm overly caring of those close to me and extremely hostile when either I or those I care about come under threat, kind of like a mother bear I suppose.

I also have an annoying compulsion to look after the sick and injured.

Albatross wrote:OK, so it's late and I'm bored, so I looked online for more personality disorder tests and found this:

http://kevin-goodman.com/?p=1245


It's a test for sociopathy/psychopathy. Apparently my results are: Se-Pr-Gr-Ap-En-Hn-Hs-Ma-Sp-As.




Hmm. Maybe I should seek help. I feel fine, though. I certainly wouldn't change anything about myself.

Mine is:
So-Pr-Mo-Ap-En-Hn-Ls-Ad-Sn-Sc.

I don't know what the hell it means. I have bits of things, but not the rest required to make me a loony, so I assume that's good?

I tried something interesting. I took the test twice, putting in the same results save one thing; gender.

The male result had Moderate Narcissism while the Female Result had Low Narcissism. Yeah, the test is stupid.

Of course the test is stupid, they're all full to bursting with flaws, including but not limited to the fact that nearly all the answers are 'yes/no' or 'true/false'.

Nobody here is looking for official psychiatric assessments from them

We aren't?

Looks like I can send the shrink I just hired for you guys home then...

Yup, I should have recieved an appointment from my referral ages ago by now, so I just assume they think i'm fine.

My results equals: Se-Pr-Mo-Ap-En-Ln-Ls-Ma-Sp-As

Apparantly i'm a principled sociopath. :/ i'm begining to worry about these results lol

Nom

My Results: Se-Am-Gr-Ap-En-Hn-Hs-Ad-Sp-As.
No surprise there..complete sociopath

Huffy wrote:My Results: Se-Am-Gr-Ap-En-Hn-Hs-Ad-Sp-As.
No surprise there..complete sociopath

At least i'm not alone. Killing spree?

Nom

So-Am-Mo-Ap-Ti-Ln-Hs-Ad-Sn-As.
Partially sociopathic with psychopathic tendencies... does that even work?
And anti-social...

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I have no idea what any of this means.

I think it's best if we all just assume everyone on Dakka is bat-crap-crazy.

Avatar 720 wrote:I think it's best if we all just assume everyone on Dakka is bat-crap-crazy.

I disagree and i disagree :/

Nom

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I do not believe I am Histrionic or Narcissistic, but the internet says I am, so I must be.

kronk wrote:Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

I have no idea what any of this means.

it means your sane compared to almost all of us.

And for the Dante's inferno one:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 Lustful| Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous| Low
Level 4 Prodigal| Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful| Very High
Level 6 - Heretics | Low
Level 7 Violent| High
Level 8- Malicious | High
Level 9 - Treacherous | Low

Well .

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Not surprising, I scored about what I thought I would



Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

The Dante test:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Should i have said no, Pimping wasn't a good job....?

alarmingrick wrote:The Dante test:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Should i have said no, Pimping wasn't a good job....?

Well it usually brings in a lot of money considering the effort put in on the side of the pimp. That is pretty much the description of a good job...
Though i think they were talking moraaly good rather than financially good...

Disorder Rating Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderat
Schizotypal: Moderat
Antisocial: Moderat
Borderline: Moderat
Histrionic: Moderat
Narcissistic: Very Hig
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderat

Not bad. What I thought it would look like really.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Huh apparently i am not crazy. Take that mom!

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I'm insane in 5 ways, apparently. Besides, sanity is an excuse.

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Honestly hardly any of those questions could be answered with a simple yes or no.

I changed one of my results because although I prefer to contemplate by myself the majority of the time I'm still very social.


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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

It actual said more Extremes than Very Highs but It changed when I copied it.

Se-Pr-Gr-Ap-En-Ln-Hs-Ad-Sp-As I'm not sane... :(

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Guess I am normal....although the questions are extremely vague, but it's only for fun I guess. But this is only me being truthful. As a fact, in real-life I keep many shields up unless I know a person very well. 80% of the time, whatever I say or whatever facial/body expression I put out is fake and acted. I'm often surprised at how often people think I'm being genuine....this of course is only with strangers or people outside my circle of trust. Although sometimes I do feel bad that people think of me as a person that I'm not.

So in truth, my paranoia is probably high and histrionic moderate.
According to Dante's Inferno test, I have the highest chance of being in Limbo, moderately in Malebolge and Cocytus. Good news is I am neither spoiled, nor am I a heretic.

The Dante's test :
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 | Virtuous Non-Believers - Moderate
Level 2 | Lustful - High
Level 3 | Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 | Prodigal and Avaricious - Very Low
Level 5 | Wrathful and Gloomy - High
Level 6 | Heretics - Extreme
Level 7 | Violent - High
Level 8 | Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Moderate
Level 9 | Treacherous - High

I'm Heretic ! Yahou !

And I'm also Schizoid, Narcissistic and Obsessive-compulsive. Yeah, tell me about it... But I got a Low on Histrionic !

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Right, so according to this, and having answered all the questions as truthfully as possible I'm an AntiSocial Narcissist....hmmmmm


NURSE!!

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Huh. I would've guessed there would be at least one or two "moderates" in there! But apparently I'm super sane, though I don't really feel like that all the time.

Now the Dante's inferno test I can get behind.

Although it really has a lot of loaded questions. Why can't there be an "I don't know?" answer or something?


Purgatory, Repenting Believers: Low
Level 1, Limbo: Virtuous Non-Believers: High
Level 2, Lustful: Low
Level 3, Gluttonous: High
Level 4, Prodigal and Avaricious: Low
Level 5, Wrathful and Gloomy: Low
Level 6, Heretics: Low
Level 7, Violent: Low
Level 8, Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Moderate
Level 9, Treacherous: Low

I'm fairly certain, actually, that if I were to go to a confessional or something, that level 8 and level 3 are not the ones they'd condemn be for. Apparently liking the taste of good food is bad or something (despite me doing it in moderation)... I'm kinda surprised that "wrathful" wasn't higher, but I guess since I don't consider myself even remotely a depressed person, that counter-acted any of the things I put down for that. Ah well, didn't expect much anyway out of an internet thing.

This test is flaw. It is basically say yes to be stuffed up.
The proof when you click all yes.:

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

When you click all no:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal:Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Do I win Cookies?

Orkyclaus wrote:This test is flaw. It is basically say yes to be stuffed up.
The proof when you click all yes.:

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

When you click all no:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal:Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Do I win Cookies?

*hands a cookie*

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-
Compulsive: Moderate

Disorder Your Score
Major Depression:High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: High
Cyclothymia: High-Moderate
Seasonal
Affective Disorder:Very High
Postpartum Depression: N/A

Dante test
Level Score
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1- Very Low
Level 2- Moderate
Level 3- High
Level 4- Moderate
Level 5- Very High
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7- Moderate
Level 8- High
Level 9 - Moderate

I'll be in either Purgatory or the second circle of the Inferno.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

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Melissia wrote:lol, I hate taking these tests. They're poorly programmed software codes... like the equivalent of getting a first semester high school psych student to evaluate you...

Oh I saw this behavior on the test.

She is a psycho.

Lock her up.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

These tests are always hilarious. Schizotypal according to the site can be anything from 'being eccentric' to 'believing you have magic powers'. What if I'm meta-schizotypal, because I only magically believe that I am being eccentric?

I'd love to see a study done on the practice of assigning a disorder to any and all personality traits one might possess.

Im pretty fracked up
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Dantes test
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Quite an apt test, even the questions were specific rather than the usual open ended ones youusually get

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Lord of battles wrote:Im pretty fracked up
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Dantes test
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Only three extremes and you seem to be genuinely crazy?

How did a sane fellow like myself get four extremes

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Because your a very dirty individual?

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

STOP LOOKING AT ME!

So-Pr-Mo-Ap-Ti-Hn-Hs-Ad-Sn-Sc/As( imay be dangerous, or not)