I want to see people write abour their Pranks, Gutsy moves, and Idiocy ofcourse. Should provide a chuckle for us all.

I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.

From then on I was an Enigma at my school. Untill they asked me to leave.

I also got anoyed with a kid because he Insulted me and smashed him into a Bookshelf. It broke and 70 Books fell on us.

Yes I was Violent but thanks to my anger management I'm not so I promise.

Whats your funny stories? I have more.

One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.

Jihadin wrote:One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mabye being cold isn't the best In this case though.

Theres a picture somewhere (thought it was in the guard codex but now I can't find it) of the orks fighting the catachan. There's this particular catachan putting an orc in something of a heroic headlock. Well I found the pic in the codex but I only found the left half of it, odd.

Anyways in school I fit in with everyone, but I mostly hung with the nerds because everyone else was so boring (always football, always drama, at least nerds are always into something new). So anyways, one day one of my homies had a card taken away from him by the typical idiot, and he asked me to get it. At first I groaned to be troubled by such a thing, but the matter needed to be settled so I hopped to. I ghosted over behind him and put him in catachan headlock (minus the knife). His will broke pretty quickly when he had trouble breathing. The card was safely returned, and I got back to making crude toilet humor jokes with the table, as we all did back when.

It's not extreme but hey, it was effective and I suffered not the wrath of the school justice system.

I had a guy that bullied me on the bus constantly. I put one of my sisters tampons in his locker with cherry preserves all over it. Smeared around in his books and stuff.

I also had a guy that was stealing my lunch out of my locker. He stopped after eating the dog gak sandwich I made him.

I find bullies funny. I was never bullied. Was to agressive had like Necro I had friends everywhere but prefered the Needs for almost the same reasons. Even though the Needs all skate.

At primary I chucked a midget over a fence because we were playing football and he missjudged a kick and got me in the Bread Basket.

Already, there are waaaaaaaay too many of these in this thread. As Coach Ditka would say: Stop it.

Anything I did in high school are either only funny to the group involved, or you had to be there kind of thing.

And anything in college is pretty mellow. That is the problem when most of the reslife staff (RAs and hall managers) know you, and the campus police know you.

However, I have broken a few chairs in the dining center while dancing on them.

I wasn't involved in this but my school apparently had a tradition of the senior class pranking the staff every year around graduation...In my junior year some seniors snuck out to the cow field next to the school and dug up some...fresh fertilizer...

they smeared it on the doors and walls of one of the buildings...The Janitor and the principle threw a fething fit, they almost didn't graduate...

Its what gave that class their name "Class of 2009: A pile of crap"

InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.

And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...

I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.

A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.

I am that red haired kid pictured above.

I was like the only kid with a tan in my school when 9/11 happened. Most of the kids where backwater hillbillies. -you get the rest of the story hopefully-

1 kid took it to far one day in class and tried to square me out, had all his buddies try and gang up on me.

I choked his ass out and threw his head up against a table until it bounced.

I didn't have so many problems after that.

Years ago, at high school during winter with snow on the ground, some older kids 'borrowed' a van from a builder who was working on site, and 'bombed' around the playing field doing donuts, handbrake turns, etc.

Not sure of the outcome of this, but I bet it wasn't good. Fun to watch though.

The other 'funny' one I remember was someone (a pupil) advertised a teachers car for sale in the local paper.

Grimtuff wrote:

InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.

And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...

I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.

There were things prior to this, this was just the end result.

Another funny. A Scout fanatic in the Cadets and everything whilst being a total dick about it Insulted me then hit me with a Tennis Racket, so I said my turn, he backed up fast into a net and the heavy pole came down on his arm and broke his wrist. I couldn't get told off since I didn't lay a finger on him We all hated the kid.

'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'


We all believe you.

Worst I did was push my assistant principle into the mosh pit that was formed during the battle of the bands...

Hated that bastard and his tendency to always take the side of sports players no matter the situation.

Oh yeah, well this one time I went to high school, I got good grades, was a member of the band, soccer team, scholastic bowl team, the speech club, partied on weekends, and was generally respected and liked by all.

Oh, wait....

I picked a guy up by the lapels, threatened harm on him and he punched me in the jaw twice. When I didn't go down he got very scared. I 'won' without needing to hit him.

Albatross wrote:'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'


We all believe you.

Indeed. Have we truly run out of things to talk about on Dakka it has descended into this? I thought there was a better class of user on here that we didn't have to have these conversations like we had when we were 13 years old to show how dead 'ard we were coz we picked a fight wiv da teacher.

For my part, I mostly kept away from that thing, and the few times I did get in to rfights I ALWAYS got in trouble with it (and the assistant princple was usually why, with the jock pricks getting off relatively punishment free).

But come on, there was a mosh pit, and the douche was standing there looking condescending. How could I resist?

This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.

Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.

My friend accidently spilt some drink on the 'hardest' chav in the year below us. (a year younger but could easily have beaten the gak out of us). the chav turned around and said do that again and i'm gonna gakking kill you. so my mate tipped the bottle on his head.

Nom

I did lots of idiotic things when I was at school, however I am now an adult and I cringe when I think of some of the daft gak I did when I was a lad.

Reading this thread has made me uncomfortable merely reading what you lot wrote!

As such I will not bother to write anything and say that I am ashamed I was so childish when I was a child.

Some of you lot aren't kids anymore though... so.. really.. think about what your typing before you hit submit, its getting embarrassing men!

kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.

Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.

My anecdote was true. :(

You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.

Albatross wrote:'Hey guys! Funny story - I'm hard! I beat people up all the time.'


We all believe you.

Doesn't that sum up most of the anecdotes?

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Da Boss wrote:You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.

My p.e teacher was legendary for actually doing something in that kind of situation. he'd plant the kid on his ass.

Nom

My friend accidently spilt some drink on the 'hardest' chav in the year below us. (a year younger but could easily have beaten the gak out of us). the chav turned around and said do that again and i'm gonna gakking kill you. so my mate tipped the bottle on his head.

Nice one. I was at a bar with my battle buddy Rapach in Raliegh NC and game plan is...well...you know...single guys at a college bar. We hooked up with 4 marines from Camp Lejuene NC (We were station at Ft Bragg NC). I do remember the smack talk with some college lacrosse players happening that escalated to "Oh WTH!!" Fight ensued military vs all jocks. All said and done we were allowed to stay in bar. Jocks kicked out. Nursing a busted hand and laughing with the others. Reg crowd and us cause the one thing that stood that everyone saw was Rapach punching some scrub with a unopen can of beer. Beer shot out all over the place and Rapach cussing up a storm about wasting a beer

School bully was picking on my younger brother, I happened to be walking past. I told him to stop it, he decided to throw a punch at me. I ducked out of the way then got him in a headlock and had something like a 5-10 meter run up to a tree where I smashed him into it headfirst. His "gang" (something like 2 people if I remember correctly, basically the yesmen who always seem to be comboed with the bullies and really are just there to echo) ran almost instantly after the impact. Turned around and one of the teachers was right there watching.

As they knew me and that I was usually quiet and didn't get into fights they told me not to do it again and gave the kid detention.

Only fight I ever really got into in primary school. But a kind of decent one for being 10. For closure, there was no blood. The kid also stopped picking on others, I never saw him again though.

daedalus wrote:

kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.

Except Jihadin. Bro-fist man. Bro-fist.

My anecdote was true. :(

I'll give you a pass this time.

Don't fething waste it.

kronk wrote:This thread has shown me that Dakka is full of Dicks and/or Liars.

Go Team Dick! WOOOOO!

The thread is for Idiotic things we did as stated in the title.
My definition of squaring up is to Intimidate and show a keen dislike of the person. If I wanted to fight I would've just punched him.

I do have Anger problems though.

I regret doing it but In otherways I don't. It did make him buck upbhos Teaching and he was watched for unfair treatment. He has been sacked now.

Funny stories, or just mildly sad? Who can tell!

We were all complete idiots when we were younger.

MrDwhitey wrote:Funny stories, or just mildly sad? Who can tell!

We were all complete idiots when we were younger.

Just when we were younger?

Nom

Ive got two quick stories, both involving senior prank day back in high school.

The first and funny(ish) one - some of the seniors managed to hide raw fish in the ceiling tiles in several different spots throughout the school. it was days before everything was found and cleaned up.

The second and tragic one - on a different senior prank day, someone decided it would be funny to grease down some stairs so people would fall. it turned out to be one of the teachers and she cracked her skull open. there werent anymore senior pranks after that.

InquisitorVaron wrote:

I regret doing it but In otherways I don't. It did make him buck upbhos Teaching and he was watched for unfair treatment. He has been sacked now.

He got sacked for unfair treatment?

He must have been one of only 18 in the UK during the last 40 years then!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10464617

I killed every member of staff in my secondary school with a blunt toothpick for not appreciating my uncontrollable genius and constant A* grades.

Wait is this not the make up random bs thread?

Da Boss wrote:You know your PE teacher couldn't do anything about you swearing at him or "squaring up" to him, so doing it doesn't make you heroic, just antisocial and lacking in manners.

My point exactly.

corpsesarefun wrote:I killed every member of staff in my secondary school with a blunt toothpick for not appreciating my uncontrollable genius and constant A* grades.

Wait is this not the make up random bs thread?

We are operating under the pretence of truth. however as this is the internet and i cannot prove otherwise i commend you on your ability to murder that many people without being caught out by the police.

Nom

I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

corpsesarefun wrote:I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

It... it was you! Alas, I have found the Mars-slayer!

corpsesarefun wrote:I not only killed them but fashioned a giant toothpick from their desecrated remains and with a mighty toss I impaled mars.

Omg, you killed the void-dragon. tsk tsk


Nom

Most idiotic thing I did in school?

Not applying myself.

I slacked off and now I'm 20k in debt. Fun times.

mattyrm wrote: I did lots of idiotic things when I was at school, however I am now an adult and I cringe when I think of some of the daft gak I did when I was a lad.

Reading this thread has made me uncomfortable merely reading what you lot wrote!

As such I will not bother to write anything and say that I am ashamed I was so childish when I was a child.

Some of you lot aren't kids anymore though... so.. really.. think about what your typing before you hit submit, its getting embarrassing men!

Meh, I 'm not bragging about it, just being honest.

ITT people responding to OP's request and people adding nothing to the thread except denouncing everyone as liars and socially flawed. Come on guys, this here be a campfire, and if you have no tales to tell, then just listen instead manning the AA guns.

I heard this story from my brother, and a couple other people. I question its validity, but my brother was something of a gakker in school, and all the teachers said as much when I asked about him (growing up in that shadow was the pits, so I just showed everyone how awesome I was and quickly made my own legacy). So anyways, at one point or another he got into a fight with someone in the school lunch room. I don't know the the exact details of what happened, but I know how it ended. Apparently he choke slammed the guy on the center of a fold up table, causing it to collapse inward. So I imagine to spectator, he slammed a guy so hard the ground sorta shout out around the point of impact ala Dragon Ball Z or the like.

Another story for you gents, this one I witnessed. While working out during off season, my friend (who has a really weird temper, most things slide off his back but if someone who fails at wordplay tried to choke out an insult he gets pissed off) started getting into with this rather large (not muscles) chap while in the weight room. So after much bickering, the match started. Well, for being a really big guy vs an average guy, nobody could land a single hit. I'm serious it was like watching blindfolded people fight. My friend even ended up punching a stationary weight. So, after that broke up with no victor in sight, we all went back down to the field house to get dressed for class. Well, at that point someone I knew told me not to interfere. There wasn't anything unfair going on so I had no problem agreeing to stay out. So before the fight of the century I tell my friend he needs to kick more. Swinging around like mad will just get you tired, so get into the boxing stance like so (showed em), don't over extend, and use your feet. Well, somewhere along the line he kind of scrambled what I told him. He tried to throw a punch and kick at the same time...while in the air. The match proceeded as usual, but this time a victor emerged. It was the coach, who broke up the fight and broke out the paddle. I teased my friend for so long about that, saying that he got stomped by the larger guy (who's name ryhmed with princess, so actually I told him he got trounced by a princess).

I miss those days.

None of your guys achievements compare to GoldenEyedScout's.

I wonder if this new guy is GES reincarnate?

corpsesarefun wrote:I wonder if this new guy is GES reincarnate?

Cheesecat wrote:None of your guys achievements compare to GoldenEyedScout's.

Who?

Nom

Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

Wouldn't that be that 'frag' guy then? that seems to fit every post i've seen by him.

Doomfart?

Nom

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

No that was Shadowbrand and I, FITTZ came up with the name I don't really associate myself with DOOMFART anymore because the joke isn't really funny anymore after being spammed so many times it's lost

its charm.

nomsheep wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Dakkite a year or two ago who went around bragging bout his exploits with the ladies, how manly he is and how smart he is.

He also founded DOOMFART IIRC.

Wouldn't that be that 'frag' guy then? that seems to fit every post i've seen by him.

Doomfart?

Nom

Frag is like matty, he does it ironically to variably successful comic effect.

I didn't do anything, stuff got done to me mainly.

So this Gym teacher was only six inches tall?

I'm guessing math class was not a priority either?

You failed attempts at trolling make me chuckle.
Read the title, it should say School Idiocy. That sort of highlights what I'm saying it was Idiotic. Thats the point.

Mabye someone needs to retake his Internets test.

So the six inches you cite doesn't refer to his height?

Well this brings a whole new dimension to things...

CT GAMER wrote:So the six inches you cite doesn't refer to his height?

Too much information, man.

Show me on the doll where the bad man touch you....

From the OP I'm guessing he touched the teacher actually...

hexra wrote:A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.

I am that red haired kid pictured above.

So, you stabbed a kid and the school did nothing about it? Quality establishment there.

I'm pretty sure that was a joke.

If not, worse things have happened in London.

I did most of my sleeping while at highschool.

The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

No just threatened him. And you disgust me. Even if It was funny.

He's 6ft. That better? I thought using the would be enough for you to get the gist but no. How much of a pedant are you.

LoneLictor wrote:The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

Slappy fight! That's a good one.

Units are kind of important, if you get km and m confused in an exam you are fethed no matter how smart you are.

" =/= '

Radiation wrote:

LoneLictor wrote:The only stupid (physical) thing I did was backhand slap some guy in the face when he slapped me in the face during a heated argument. We're friends now.

Slappy fight! That's a good one.

Hey, it was in Middle/Junior High School! We were both hormonal wimps. Besides, I back handed him, which is the manly one to slap someone.

LoneLictor wrote: I back handed him, which is the manly one to slap someone.

Agreed. And funny!

I used to dress up in brightly coloured Leotards and a cape while fighting crime, bringing justice to Kamloops I quit because my mask prevented me from showing the face of justice to criminals and bullies alike. This is also the reason why Kamloops is such a safe place to live.

My favourite part is how Kamloops is a real place!

Well back in my hometown of somewhere, I used to wear purple spandex with hooks that buried deep into my skin, to keep me awake for tests.

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandfathers life (who was batman) that I am telling you the truth.


Nom

EDITED: Anything else is there on purpose.

Grimtuff wrote:

InquisitorVaron wrote:
I squared up to my 6" PE Teacher because he gave me a Detention for Bowling him out in a Cricket demonstration. I also called him a Fething Fat smurf because he was so angry his face was blue.

And that one action makes you sound like an idiotic twot...

I'm not gonna say I know the context here but I'm pretty sure I can say with a degree of confidence that there was a certain amount of facetiousness in the teacher's comments. You, your ego bruised and having a sense of humour malfunction challenge him to a fight and dig a bigger hole for yourself by swearing at him. Bravo.

Dude, he was only 6"<inches mind you, he was a smurf. Just calling it like i see em.>

Damn. Beaten to the punch by CT.

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandaddy's (who was batman) souls that i am telling you the truth.

edit this please

Jihadin wrote:

I reguarly beat up 6" men in order to devour their souls. I swear on my grandaddy's (who was batman) souls that i am telling you the truth.

edit this please

Done

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mattyboy22 wrote:

hexra wrote:A kid ratted me out for not doing my homework. So I stabbed him in the arm with my pencil. He cried and learned his lesson. I was always polite so didn't get detention.

I am that red haired kid pictured above.

So, you stabbed a kid and the school did nothing about it? Quality establishment there.

Someone brought a knife into my secondary school with the intent to stab someone was caught before he could and just got a slap on the wrist.

Nom

The University Games Club I frequent was in session one afternoon and we had a good game going. A group of kids walked past the door and some of them glanced in. There was a bit of sniggering at us dorks while we gave them our best 'do you mind' looks. As the posse started to move on, a girl leapt into the room and shouted "MY WIZARD CASTS MAGIC MISSILE!", then ran off with her friends in hysterics.

But the joke was on her, because we were playing Napoleon's Battles.

My wizard cast magic missile huh...sounds like a player there...

I got picked on alot.

I used to dream about getting even...

I used to tell myself that I will be more sucessful then them in life and have more money, cars and women.

So far I'm broke, don't have a car, and go to sleep every night alone.

Ma55ter_fett wrote:I got picked on alot.

I used to dream about getting even...

I used to tell myself that I will be more sucessful then them in life and have more money, cars and women.

So far I'm broke, don't have a car, and go to sleep every night alone.

Yeah I know the feeling. :/ though i wasn't bullied in my second secondary school.

Nom

Jihadin wrote:One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.

One of the only guys to hit me in high school I ended up seducing one night years later. Win.

well,at my school,theres a fight in the commons at least once a semester. people flock to those like bees to honey. :/

i got in a fight once in like,5-6th grade.the guy spit koolade in my face on the bus,and i got pissed. my friend ended up tackling the guy and telling him to get off his property( cause we were on my friends lawn). so i cross the street,the guy follows, so i grab his backpack,we spin,i let go,he goes back,and i would've started kicking him if some women hadnt come out and threatened to call the cops. yeah,never met the kid again after that day.

I don't remember High school very well due to World of Warcraft, but I remember one story.


Me and mah old crew all wanted to go to Adepticon one year, so we talked one of the nerdier teachers (whom I had all four years of high school for each of my English Classes) to sponsor a wargaming Team.


We used the 40k rulebook to prove that skills used in Tabletop wargaming (probability, Reading comprehension, ect.) are skills that can help in class (I got the letter saved somewhere. If I find it tonight, I'll post it in the thread) and since there was a fething shopping mall club that got excused to go to the mall once a month, we figured we could use the club to get to Adepticon.

We showed them the tournaments and all that good stuff to get the school on board with the idea, but the downside is we still had to pay our own way. The upside: we could do school fundraisers to get said money now. And, much like the yearbook kids at my school did, we could pull each other out of class for "official" school business (which was spent hanging out and working on army lists in the library)


Long story short, we went there(with the teacher since he was the sponsor) , played a few friendly games against people we didn't know, bought a lot of stuff, and got excused from school for a few days.


Two years have passed since Senior year. They've all moved away to the four corners of the earth for college. every once in a while, we talk, but for the most part we all have new friends and groups we hang out with.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it.

I kept pretty much to my own. I wasn't the greatest student nor was I part of the incrowd. I lived in a trailer park, did not have name brand clothes, and the friends I hung out with were the fringes. I did get into fights in high school but one passion I had was muay thai after school with other thais that went to other high schools but lived near my area. I'm half thai but I'm a big asian I say and look more polynesian then asian. Since most of the preps were caucasion and think dirty mexican when looking at me. So the first fight was a junior and I was a sophmore. I did what my father advised and let him get three hits on me....a black eye, swollen left temple and a split lip since I took more then 3 hits. After that was he got a shattered nose from a downward elbow blow, forearm to the crotch, broken finger cause I wanted to break his finger, and a straight kick to the wall where he bounced his head. Thats when I got scared because it did not sound good when his head bounce. His friend boxed my ear as he analyse his friend damage assessment as total and decided to come on in. That's when two my other thai friends came in and broke his floating rib with kick. It basically came down to a race issue right then and there.

Later I became acquantences with a few of them but thats all. Back talk was still going on but I made it. I was the first to join the military and stayed away from Salisbury MD. Over the years when I did come home and hit the bars I see former classmates. So eventually I got quite a few of them back. Mention earlier I tagged one guys wife in his bed, another I dropped not a dime but a manhole cover on one guy who was cheating on his wife whom I knew as slip of tongue, another guy I egged on to go hogging since all the kool NightStalkers do it to...got pics and showed them around, highschool cheerleader I one nighted after she worked so hard to get into a relationship with me.

Over the years though some the stuff I did. I would not do now. When I do go home now its a few beers with them in the bar, a few more dates with former cheerleaders, and facebook.

Melissia wrote:Worst I did was push my assistant principle into the mosh pit that was formed during the battle of the bands...

Hated that bastard and his tendency to always take the side of sports players no matter the situation.

You live in Texas, what do you expect? Athletes get away with everything.

And the first page of this thread looked like a bunch of juvenile braggarts trying to be tough because of stuff they claimed they did in High School. Seriously, who gives a feth?

No bro fist for you

Amaya wrote:And the first page of this thread looked like a bunch of juvenile braggarts trying to be tough because of stuff they claimed they did in High School. Seriously, who gives a feth?

It's also full of arrogant people trying to make themselves feel better by looking down on anyone who dared post anything on topic in this thread. Frankly, the braggarts are less annoying. At least THEY are staying on topic.

As for what I expect? I expect schools to actually be intelligently run so that they actualyl produce intelligently educated students... or perhaps that's hope, rather than expect.

Iur_tae_mont wrote:I don't remember High school very well due to World of Warcraft

Wins thread.

My friends and I made impact explosives at school. (My dads best man tought us how and I won't tell you how just incase )

Nothing big but went off with a bang.

It makes a kind of putty that when dry if you put weight on it, it explodes.

We smeared it over the floor in the corridors and people jumped out of their skin as they walked on it.

We put it under toilet seats so it went off when sat on.

And we put it under the chair legs of Mr Muldoon's chair (our geography teacher) Blew him off the chair. We nailed a haddock to the bottom of his chair once too, we didn't like that guy (no one did not even other teachers)

No one ever got hurt though.

We did accidently set the chemistry lab on fire once because my friend filled a soldering iron socket with iron filings and magnisum.


There was relativly minor stuff done too. We used skipping rope to tie the handels of the classrooms doors opposite each other, as they opened inwards it mean that no one could get out. (not smart thinking about it now if there had been an emergancy.

We hacked the schools domain server and set up a policy for all the computers in the school to have a scrolling screensaver that said "Karl Alford smells of BO" (he did, but this now counts as cyberbullying and was mean but he didn't seem to bothered by it and it actually helped his personal hygene)

Connecting bunson burners up to the water taps makes an impressive weapon. Used to shoot them out the windows during breaktimes. (That was the only thing we ever got caught for.)

Your school years sound really fun.

Lord Rogukiel wrote:I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I do not like you, I worked hard and only got a 27 on my IB.

Anyway back OT, end of IB we decided to prank the school, sealing the teachers in classrooms and staff room by cling filming doors etc. Some of them took it as a joke, others didn't. That is as crazy as I ever really got other than skipping the odd class, not doing homework and general messing around.

Got caught climbing the school buildings during a weekend. One of the teachers spotted me and a mate doing it. We gave him false names, which was stupid, since he saw us when we walked in on Monday morning.

Lots of other stupid stuff ended in tears also.

Jihadin wrote:
One of the preps in my school who I had an extreme dislike for. 5 yrs after graduating and being a young soldier. I nailed his wife on his bed.


One of the only guys to hit me in high school I ended up seducing one night years later. Win.

Oh, I see Cannerus one ups all of us again.

I got into I fight with this kid in year 7, no particular reason, other than he was trying to be hard, and I didn't care, I missed a weak of lunch time, he got internally excluded, the got expelled for getting in another fight a bit later on

Me and my mates provided the entire school with games by hacking the shared folder, then the c-drive. then when we got caught and our accounts banned used someone elses accounts to do it. XD

But we failed in comparision to the kid who brought in russian softcore porn on his phone and crashed the entire school server or after we left the kid that hacked and opened the Wi-fi.

Nom

This thread amuses me with it's many fake Internet tough/idiot stories, I'm sorry but almost all of these stories are people trying to be smart arses to teachers in situations were it can be avoided or think they are super men and can destroy their enemies with their laser eyes.

blood reaper wrote:This thread amuses me with it's many fake Internet tough/idiot stories, I'm sorry but almost all of these stories are people trying to be smart arses to teachers in situations were it can be avoided or think they are super men and can destroy their enemies with their laser eyes.

That's sort of the point of this thread.

And you have no way of proving wther they are false.

Nom

Azza007 wrote:

Lord Rogukiel wrote:I just got a 6 on my IB maths HL test. I also just got predicted 41 out of 42 points for my IB, including Phyiscs Hl, Maths Hl and Chemistry HL.

If anybody has done or is doing IB, they know just how epic this is...

Other than that, I have regular jousting with that idiot who dares call himself my geography teacher.

I do not like you, I worked hard and only got a 27 on my IB.

Anyway back OT, end of IB we decided to prank the school, sealing the teachers in classrooms and staff room by cling filming doors etc. Some of them took it as a joke, others didn't. That is as crazy as I ever really got other than skipping the odd class, not doing homework and general messing around.

Man, you guys take your instinctive behavior tests seriously.

As far as school stories, the only one that still makes me laugh was one day we were tossing pickle slices on the windows and racing them, the vice principal strolled up to give us what for; put his hands on my best friends shoulders and opened his mouth to begin his chastisement, but before he could get a word out my buddy yells "BAD TOUCH" at the top of his lungs. The VP just turned and walked hurriedly away, and we returned to throwing pickles at stuff.

Bromsy wrote:


As far as school stories, the only one that still makes me laugh was one day we were tossing pickle slices on the windows and racing them, the vice principal strolled up to give us what for; put his hands on my best friends shoulders and opened his mouth to begin his chastisement, but before he could get a word out my buddy yells "BAD TOUCH" at the top of his lungs. The VP just turned and walked hurriedly away, and we returned to throwing pickles at stuff.

I just lost my faith in humanity. :/


Nom out!

I set aload of bibles alight in a bin once.


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nomsheep wrote:Me and my mates provided the entire school with games by hacking the shared folder, then the c-drive. then when we got caught and our accounts banned used someone elses accounts to do it. XD

But we failed in comparision to the kid who brought in russian softcore porn on his phone and crashed the entire school server or after we left the kid that hacked and opened the Wi-fi.

Nom

You are my hero.

rockerbikie wrote:I set aload of bibles alight in a bin once.

in year 7 my friends (well, kind of) were throwing their bibles around (we got them in an assembely from some visitors), I threw mine once just as the assistant head (deputy head? we have a head, a secertairy, 2 assistants, 2 deputys, and 1 deputy assistant, or was it an assistant-deputy head) walked round the corner, got shouted at

Jumping around our common room furniture is quite fun.

The only things i can think of are
1) (kinda funny)
I'm in the 6th form common room with a buddy when some chavs try to lock us in there. There is a side door and a front door. The side door was locked, and they had been trying to get in. They then disappeared, and we thought they had gone. We then see them at the front door, which they proceed to lock. They walk back to the side door and start mocking us because we were now trapped. This would have been a problem - if they weren't too dumb to lock a door. The chavs break faster than a grot in the face of a deff rolla.

2) (Fail)
This was in year 11, where I got in a mini fight with my pre mentioned buddy. It didn't come to much, but he pushed me. Where my group had decided to sit that day was pretty much on top of a mound. Now might be a good time to tell you all I'm mildly dyspraxic. The result? I stumble back, down this mound, and felt myself stalling. I then proceed to completely lose my balance and fall flat on my back in the most comical fashion ever.

3) (Exam win)
GCSEs, i decide that History is a lost cause (predicted E. everything else looking at B or better) so me and a friend decide on a dare; I have to write something stupid in my exam.
According to my paper, Jesus rode a Buffalo in the American west.
The best part? I got a B overall in History, with absolutely no help from my teacher and with very little revision.

Of course, I can't prove any of this, but it's for fun (and they did happen, in case anyone cares to believe me)

I don't remember getting into many real fights, and there wasn't any glory in those I can remember.

My school was so hard, that they made us work nights and weekends for exam revision, and in the exams they set us on fire and flogged us to death afterwards, and that's if we were lucky! Then they was the time this bully who was literally the size of a LOTR cave troll, we killed him and buried him under the chemistry lab and it took ages to dig the hole and the teacher complained about the smell but we just said it was all the beans the canteen kept feeding us. And then aliens abducted the headmaster and the government send people to question us all and gave us medical exams and they put this one girl in quarantine for a week because they though she had been probed by the aliens but we all knew it's because she enjoyed anal.

Fun times.

Howard A Treesong wrote:My school was so hard, that they made us work nights and weekends for exam revision, and in the exams they set us on fire and flogged us to death afterwards, and that's if we were lucky! Then they was the time this bully who was literally the size of a LOTR cave troll, we killed him and buried him under the chemistry lab and it took ages to dig the hole and the teacher complained about the smell but we just said it was all the beans the canteen kept feeding us. And then aliens abducted the headmaster and the government send people to question us all and gave us medical exams and they put this one girl in quarantine for a week because they though she had been probed by the aliens but we all knew it's because she enjoyed anal.

Fun times.

I just LOLed at your entire post which summarizes almost all the posts in this thread.

We also used to pitch around this 'meditation' candle in RE that was rainbow coloured. It had lumps taken out of it. It all ended when it went behind an inaccessible TV cabinet.

OK now for my made up sto....completely true tales about my school

We'll they force us to manufacture weapons for Isenguard and cut down trees while working in foul conditions in soul furnaces of evil chaotic powers, the school is lead by Dark Lord Sauron who enjoys executing hooligans and trouble makers and is known to kill inspectors while Banana man his right hand man whips those who stop working during lessons.

I promise you its all true, I mean if you believe the other stories you've got to believe this.

Loving this thread!

Most stupid thing I did in school, umm, probably when I was in German class and I casually flung the teachers fancy pen out the window, never did like that guy

Worst thing I did was use a heat gun to embed cinder blocks into the entrances of the school parking lot. It was worth the subsequent monetary charges.

Final year, last week of Secondary school all of the seniors brought in bags of flour and water bombs. Nothing in the school could stop 80-100 teenagers running into every class room and destroying it. Looking back now I feel bad for the cleaners.

Other then that the school didn't really have any bullies or "hard men",but there seems to be a lot of both this thread >.>

Well we're not going to talk about the normal dull stuff are we?

"My school was educational, we had exams and assignments and went home at the end of the day".

n0t_u wrote:Well we're not going to talk about the normal dull stuff are we?

"My school was educational, we had exams and assignments and went home at the end of the day".

I'm calling bs, no way did that happen...

We also had some chavs who decided to smash up the sixth form common room. Someone threw a table through the wall and a chair at the window. When the chair went through the window, the head of year 12 was walking passed, made him jump so much he had a heart attack. Good thing about it was that incident caused doctors to find a heart defect that they then proceeded to fix, not all bad then. All true.

That is likely the only story I will ever hear where chavs have actually helped someone.

Even if it was unknowingly. Though they caused us to lose the common room. Was taken away.

What, they came along, picked up the common room and ran off with it?

Just a bunch of common (room) thieves.

Yes they ran away with it and replaced it with classrooms.

The sly bastards...

I got a mate who is really into computers. REALLY into computers. Now at the end of grade 12 in highschool, you write the provincial exams, and students have the option of writing their examination on the computer with a word processor (spoiled snots).
Now, he dedided this wouldn't do, so the week before exams he incapacitated every computer in the school with a virus. The labs were down for two weeks and even teacher and office systems were dodgy for a week. Even years later, when the students find out who it was they rage.

In university, once in a while theres pranks that go on. I remember there is one year where the engg students went around and replaced the face on every single clock in the institution with an image of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird.

The worst prank I've heard about was pretty bad. The engg students had fabricated a person, and enrolled him in arts, and been at it for something along 5 years. People would take turns being the student, going to class, exams, etc. The "student" had good grades and was two courses away from graduating when the university realized the person didn't exist. No word on what happened to the perpetrators, this kind of thing is incredibly embarrassing, and making anything official out of it would have destroyed the school's image.

poda_t wrote:
The worst prank I've heard about was pretty bad. The engg students had fabricated a person, and enrolled him in arts, and been at it for something along 5 years. People would take turns being the student, going to class, exams, etc. The "student" had good grades and was two courses away from graduating when the university realized the person didn't exist. No word on what happened to the perpetrators, this kind of thing is incredibly embarrassing, and making anything official out of it would have destroyed the school's image.

That is super cool!

Remembered another couple of childhood tales...

When I was in primary school, there was an older kid who tried to smash his way through one of the windows with a glass bottle. Needless to say, he cut his hand to pieces, the sad part is that it was his second attempt with this technique!

Another incident would be at high school when some guy, after seeing what happens when magnesium does when it reacts with water, thought it would b a brilliant idea to put a brick of the stuff (our school was also a science college) into one of the toilets. The washroom was out of order for a while afterwards...

Sociology class

Me: Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Cause they are ugly and they stink.

It took half the class of me defending myself, but they finally got it. They don't do it cause others think it, they do it cause they don't feel they are pretty enough and they stink. I like my girls natural, not trying to look sexy and still being sexy is sexy as hell.

There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.

Chowderhead wrote:There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.

this happened at our junior high too. My friend though, was dubbed the urinal firestarter......

in my school, the 2 weeks leading up to Homecoming were when the senior class would haze the freshmen. Monday night i was using a lighter to heat a dull knife to put some battle damage on some models. My brother came into the room, causing me to drop the lighter on my arm leaving a small burn. tuesday morning, one of the seniors noticed the burn mark. i claimed that it came from "some seniors in ski masks" the blood hunt was so furious, not a single freshman was hazed. the schools staff were told the truth, a week after homecoming when they finally bothered to confront me about it.

We sprayed painted a Hammer and sickle on a History Teacher's Car.

Chowderhead wrote:There was a guy in our school who would get really fething high and smear his own gak all over the stall walls.

We called him the Fecal Phantom.

I almost had a lung collapse, we'd got someone like that but with drawing penises, we called him that penis guy.

One teacher offered to come back to school at night with some good telescopes to do some stargazing with us. A whole load of us agreed. The night swings round, and it happens to be the Black Ops release day. Subsequently, the teacher was stood up by about 30 people in favour of a video game (or in my case, plastic men).

I have to say I was sadly fairly sensible in school. I realised early on that life is easier if you're honest, don't wind up teachers and keep your head down.

I bench pressed 20 million times that morning, then I walked to my first class and punched a guy through the chest for stealing my seat. When the principal called me to the office he told me to tone it down.

I put that on his gravestone. Then I plucked one of my titanium beard hairs and picked the lock to his house and slept with his wife before doing a quadruple back flip and kicking every single person in the face at school.

true story.

I was just generally insubordinate and spent a lot of time in detention. Other than that, the only 'big' thing I can remember doing was writing the word 'C**TS' in huge letters in the snow of my schools front lawn, which was visible to all the classrooms at the front of the building. I had help, but it still took almost the entire dinner hour, from conception to execution.

Was worth it to see the reactions of my class (and teacher!) when we went back to class after lunch.

It would be quite suprising to look out and see the word COOTS written in large letters on the lawn!

What's so bad about advertising 'COATS'?

Da Boss wrote:It would be quite suprising to look out and see the word COOTS written in large letters on the lawn!

Oh...you! Pshaww!

I sometimes force feed bullies justice sandwiches it tastes great to kind people but to bullies it's the most vile flavour.

Some kid wrote his name with gak in the small childrens bathroom. For some reason the teachers still dont know who did it...

People in my school don't even try and use the toilet, they just wipe it on the walls and urinate on the floor. Also it seems everyone enjoys using the urinal as a toilet for their feces, and draw penises in permanent black pen while buying and smoking cigarettes.

Space Crusader wrote:Some kid wrote his name with gak in the small childrens bathroom. For some reason the teachers still dont know who did it...

It's easy for me to write the name of someone I don't like on a desk in the hopes that they'll get blamed. If I found a name written in gak on a wall, I'd question the kid whose name it was, but I wouldn't assume it was them.

I was a shiftless little swine. No change there. The only stupid thing I did was when a friend and I commited credit card fraud to buy... GW products! Relevant to the forum, hurray!

Didn't work, by the way. Fortunately, no charges were pressed.

Meh, I was a bit of a " discipline problem" and lacked " respect for authority" ( or so I was repeatedly told), and seemed to get under some of the teachers skin with my " Style of dress" but kept a pretty high GPA .
...Aside from a few fights with other students and being in detention quiet a bit fir being " mouthy" to the teachers/administration, my journey through the educational system was pretty ..."normal"...had quite a few friends,went on dates, played football...pretty standard stuff.

Da Boss wrote:I have to say I was sadly fairly sensible in school. I realised early on that life is easier if you're honest, don't wind up teachers and keep your head down.

But so much less fun.

Graduated, feels good man.

Shadowbrand wrote:Graduated, feels good man.

I thought you did that months ago.

Close to a year ago now actually mate.

Shadowbrand wrote:Close to a year ago now actually mate.

Yeah, you just made it seem like it was a recent thing. I actually kind of enjoyed going to school had lots of people to socialize there, now that most of my friends have moved out and most of my spare time

is taken up by work and schooling I don't feel too great about graduation. But if I remain positive and find a decent job I might be able to pull off a funner lifestyle with more freedom.

Jobs a good place to start or if your folks are rich throw yourself into a college/Uni.

Not to get personal but your place was a lot better then the shanty I lived in, I moved out and well...Now it's a shanty I pay for!

Back on topic yes, I did make it seem more like a recent thing, because I haven't thought about High School, since basically I left.

High School was fething awful. Literally felt like some sub-human second class citizen surrounded by the most pompous, hypocritical materialistic, and -soulless- youth of the province.

I moved to a High School I knew nobody in, so day after day it was just a routine of walking though overpacked halls, eating the sub-standard cafeteria food, and mentally straining myself on my assignments. I was a poor student, and I was always a quiet lad who just couldn't...Connect with people.

Occasionally I had a brief conversation about a band shirt I wore, or asked if I liked X metal band. Or Y singer.

I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my soul.

Shadowbrand's words of wisdom to those of you who are struggling with these same problems.

"Chin up, It only gets worse."

In year 7, we crashed the school servers by sending an email to everyone in the school....does that count?

I printed a 20 page list of dirty jokes to the guidance office (only example I remember - Whats the difference between semen and mayonaise? Mayonaise doesn't hit the back of your mothers mouth at 30mph) Got in some trouble for that.

We had to do a report in history class for the rise of communism... my group brought in action figures, and re-enacted the russian revolution, complete with voices and historical re-tweaks (the main character was john lennon, we played the song all you need is love with the word love replaced by one of us shouting COMMUNISM)... teacher thought it was funny and gave us a B.

We went on a field trip once for model congress, I wandered off by myself to explore Boston. Teacher was not pleased with me.

Shadowbrand wrote:Jobs a good place to start or if your folks are rich throw yourself into a college/Uni.

Not to get personal but your place was a lot better then the shanty I lived in, I moved out and well...Now it's a shanty I pay for!

Back on topic yes, I did make it seem more like a recent thing, because I haven't thought about High School, since basically I left.

High School was fething awful. Literally felt like some sub-human second class citizen surrounded by the most pompous, hypocritical materialistic, and -soulless- youth of the province.

I moved to a High School I knew nobody in, so day after day it was just a routine of walking though overpacked halls, eating the sub-standard cafeteria food, and mentally straining myself on my assignments. I was a poor student, and I was always a quiet lad who just couldn't...Connect with people.

Occasionally I had a brief conversation about a band shirt I wore, or asked if I liked X metal band. Or Y singer.

I feel like a great weight has been lifted from my soul.

Shadowbrand's words of wisdom to those of you who are struggling with these same problems.

"Chin up, It only gets worse."

I'm not depressed or anything, I'm just finding life boring at the moment. While I'm aware that my house is pretty decent place, I kind of want a place of my own, a girlfriend would make life at little more

interesting as well and making new friends always feels great (I still keep in contact with my high school buddies though e-mail). Oh and I need to practice my driving more I want some transportation that's

better than Kamloops's bus system. Shadow how do you afford rent do you have job or something? Are you living on your own or with a group of people?

I still cleave meat. And I live with my best friend and his girlfriend. I practically have the whole upstairs to myself!

Shadowbrand wrote:I still cleave meat. And I live with my best friend and his girlfriend. I practically have the whole upstairs to myself!

Sounds like a better setup, at least you aren't constantly living up to the expectations of your parents like I have to (or any teenager who lives with there parents). Also are you still dating that girl?

Oh feth no, I'm glad I moved out, nothing like coming home from school -and- work to a psychotic stepmother yelling and raving. And "That girl" is pretty bland man, I've had a handful of girlfriends.

And to keep on topic. Once I was sent to pick up something from the SLR room and as I opened the door, I overheard a teacher telling three kids that it's not good to masturbate in public. I slammed the door and walked back to my Bio teacher and told him I couldn't find what he had sent me for.

Shadowbrand wrote: And "That girl" is pretty bland man, I've had a handful of girlfriends.

I wasn't aware of that, you've only mentioned her (or them) a few times, so I don't know much about your love life if it's going well or bad for you.

Her uh...

I currently am in a long distance relation ship with a girl in Terrace. We want to save up to go backpacking in Norway. Since Terrace is a fething boring place to be shes often quite bored. I feel for her.

Shadowbrand wrote:Her uh...

I currently am in a long distance relation ship with a girl in Terrace. We want to save up to go backpacking in Norway. Since Terrace is a fething boring place to be shes often quite bored. I feel for her.

Sounds exciting.

Shadowbrand wrote: I feel for her.

I'm sure.

dogma wrote:

Shadowbrand wrote: I feel for her.

I'm sure.

Maybe right now but who knows in a few years (or months if you're pessimistic) time if that will still be his thoughts.

I shake my Albertan fist in your general British Columbian direction!