gak load of cats. gak load of cotton. All infront of a big ass walled city, and a bunch of really annoyed Mongolians. Easily the most oddball weapon I know of
InquisitorVaron wrote:The first thing that comes to mind is that bat bomb, bats strapped with Incendiary devices that are timed.
The idea is that they get "bombed" into the area make roost and burn the area down, I'm suprised it got past animal standards.
Can anyone remember the name of the Rocket propelled ball? Something like Jupandrodam.
Considering that it was built in secrecy in the darkest part of WWII and there was no animal standards group in the forties...
others involving animals were the pigeon bomb...a system of a pigeon being held inside a bomb's nose and being trained to peck at a ship on a photograph repeatedly until the bomb was guided into the ship...
There was the infamous Russian tank killer dogs...Dogs were trained to look for food under tanks and had bombs strapped to them on the eastern front...
There was an instance of a cat being used by the CIA to spy on the Soviet embassy...it failed becuase the cat was hit by a car...
Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.
The closest we'll get to a zombie outbreak... so far...
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
I think this might be the most bizarre post I've read from a 40 something year-old man.
Meh, I'm not your run of the mill 40 something year old man...
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
Baboons? Too expensive to breed in the amount of numbers in time...you want an easily mass produced and effective weapon? Tap a pool of subjects just as violent, dull witted, and dangerous yet much more available...
Those white trash guys on cops...put em on that stuff and watch em go...
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
Baboons? Too expensive to breed in the amount of numbers in time...you want an easily mass produced and effective weapon? Tap a pool of subjects just as violent, dull witted, and dangerous yet much more available...
Those white trash guys on cops...put em on that stuff and watch em go...
Might have a bit of trouble with the UN though...
I don't know how reliable those subjects would be...I'd be worried they'd go off mission and start having animated discussions with one another claiming they'd seen Dale Earnhardt's face in a grilled cheese sandwich or something...
Baboons seem to be more reliable.
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corpsesarefun wrote:The weapons may be a bit overkill tbh, baboons already have some pretty mean teeth.
Also why are we using LSD rather than PCP?
Good question...I believe it may be because I heard somewhere that PCP would tranquilize primates....but I could be mistaken.
If we drop them from 80 foot above the ground a sizeable percentage of them should be fine, that is plenty of time to reach terminal velocity and prepare for the fall.
Plus it means they won't get tangled in the chutes and we don't have to pay for the custom baboon chutes in the thousands.
corpsesarefun wrote:If we drop them from 80 foot above the ground a sizeable percentage of them should be fine, that is plenty of time to reach terminal velocity and prepare for the fall.
Plus it means they won't get tangled in the chutes and we don't have to pay for the custom baboon chutes in the thousands.
I like how you think Corpses...saving on opperational cost would enable us to fund phase two of the attack...
Germans toyed wit the notion of a gun that could shoot around corners... unfortunately, the bullets tended to break up in the barrel and jam the gun...
Germans toyed wit the notion of a gun that could shoot around corners... unfortunately, the bullets tended to break up in the barrel and jam the gun...
I don't believe the pigeons would be able to carry those.
I think we need to plot more on the use of Hippos. Those things are insanely deadly, and with the strength to match. Lets work on a rage type drug, maybe wrap them with razor wire, put steel caps on their teeth, and set them loose. Maybe be a PRE baboon strike force, that way people are hiding in buildings and such from the crazy hippo assault, and THEN let loose the baboons. It makes sense to me because I think anything monkey, is a damn ninja. They will scale those walls/buildings lickidy split, and murderize them some humans
For oddball weapons you really cannot beat Upkeep, especially because it worked.
In the 50's the British produced the 'chicken mine', a nuclear landmine intended to stop the expected Soviet push. Rather than include a heating unit to keep the nuclear trigger at the correct temperature the boffins fitted the trigger mechanism below a box containing a live chicken and enough feed for eight days. The body heat of the roosting chicken would keep the bomb warm enough to trigger properly in winter.
To be honest I don't think I would like to set that up.
Onto the LSD Baboons, you can't forget squirells with LSD. Rabid also. More subtle more lethal considering their population.
I love the idea of the Pidgeons though, will teach them to shat on cars.
Why use LSD? Teach the baboons how to smoke, get the hooked then drop them with not fags. They will go mental. No risk of kitty style problems and no danger of them becomeing hippys.
Paul wrote:Why use LSD? Teach the baboons how to smoke, get the hooked then drop them with not fags. They will go mental. No risk of kitty style problems and no danger of them becomeing hippys.
Money issues. A thousand apes will need 120 Cigarettes to become hooked and thats around £50? Each, so 50 Grand. LSD would be cheaper for what we need it for, and anyway It would probably take them more than that to go beserk.
FITZZ wrote: Not sure that it would count as an actual " weapon", but I've always thought it would be interesting to dose a couple thousand baboons with LSD, arm them with stabbing/bludgeoning weapons, and air drop them into a population center...you know...just to see what would happen.
Didn't we do this in france? Something close to it, I think.
InquisitorVaron wrote:People in Australia still live don't they? That and Anti-venom still exists. Wheras you can't survive having your head ripped off.
yes,well,but when everyone has been bitten by black widows,then there's no one left to give out the anti-toxin. that,and there is a limited supply,and you can only hand it out s fast.
Just further to Corpses suggestion, Koalas are pretty notoriously riddled with chlamydia, so the splatter zone from their explosion would have additional nasty effects!
FITZZ wrote: I have to admit that I'm not entirely sure as to how they would be implemented in combat...but...the concept of the Bacon Grenade amuses me...
Seems we've yet to tap into the possiabilities of genetically engineered mutations being used for shock and awe purposes..
Image the enemies surprise when they are bombed by a flock of venomous flying cobra chickens or gliding squirrel arachnid bats.
Guns aren't possible, they're not clever enough to point and shoot or don't have the dexterity we're stuck with Bombs and deadly animals.
Let's have Silverbacks pumped with Morphine and Steroids mabye some LSD. Crazy things that can wreck everything and feel no pain. Sounds like a Warhammer unit.
Genetic modification is expensive... However with all the money we saved not giving the baboons parachutes and skipping on health and safety briefing for our staff I'm sure we can afford a new species or five
As for guns, who needs accuracy when you have WAAAGH!
Steal all of their shoes and cripple their shoe making capability and then blockade the entire country from shoes or shoe related products.
Their entire army will be unable to maneuver and we can invade at our leisure.
If we lengthened the blockade we could wait until they had walked until they had stumps instead of legs...
Hackmaster had a lovely monster called an Anthraxian, which was a very cute bunny or kitty which carried anthrax. The animal itself would not die from the disease, but it would spread the plague to all who contacted it.
That may be an even more effective attack than the kitty burning- although it would have to be done before the area was safe to be recolonized.
lord commissar klimino wrote:we take away MLP and blame the opposing nation. all the bronies charge in head 1st and drown them in thier lead filled mutilated corpses.
I...I just can't think of anything more effective...
Avatar 720 wrote:Destroy all the anime in the world.
The subsequent rage shall shatter the Earth.
last i looked,bronies numbers were starting to rival animes.
WAIT!
we destroy both,and watch as the opposing nation is crushed out of existence,until it never existed at all.....wait...has this happend before? i cant remember.
I like you want to invade countries using drugged up animals but want to give them opiates which decrease respiration rates and space them out. Not very effective.
How Dakka invades countries? Hmmm...well we already got tons of animals and drugs. But they support in each battle and that support shall be team TGWTG! Just look how well they conquered a country in this video:
Brown or black rats, stoked on meth. riding the backs of badgers, up to their eyes on PC fething P.
Or just Badgers on PCP and or Meth, get them all angry by prodding them with sticks then drop them via Chinook in the centre of any city or shopping mall.
Babbons can then be sent in as a second wave.
Hippos to be used to clear any major resistance.
Large eagles on acid can be used to snipe out small children and pathetic dogs.
Mr. Burning wrote:Brown or black rats, stoked on meth. riding the backs of badgers, up to their eyes on PC fething P.
Or just Badgers on PCP and or Meth, get them all angry by prodding them with sticks then drop them via Chinook in the centre of any city or shopping mall.
Babbons can then be sent in as a second wave.
Hippos to be used to clear any major resistance.
Large eagles on acid can be used to snipe out small children and pathetic dogs.
This guy knows what he is doing! Badgers are hard to put down normally, I'd hate to imagine what the fethers are like on PCP or meth (or both?)
Honey badgers...
Nature's suicide warriors.
Fearless and batcrap crazy.
Mutate them and augment them with various gribbly bits and robot eyes and you have yourself the making of a doomsday army.
purplefood wrote:Honey badgers... Nature's suicide warriors. Fearless and batcrap crazy. Mutate them and augment them with various gribbly bits and robot eyes and you have yourself the making of a doomsday army.
Don't forget to give 'em shootas, choppas, an' a red Battlewagon
