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FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/01/19 04:12:41


Post by: DreadlordME!


Post a statement , max 10 words, to continue this story.

e.g The cat sat on the mat

next user: and did a fart.

Okay, here goes.

The Dragon had diarrhea


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/10 21:05:38


Post by: Dragonheart


IT was a Golden dragon of fortitude.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/11 00:17:17


Post by: TheRobotLol


But then, defying all probability...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/11 23:39:07


Post by: DreadlordME!


It's diarrhea cleared up! It went to camelot.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 14:15:48


Post by: Sonophos


for glastonbury festival. He drank some


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 17:14:57


Post by: XV8-Ownage!


Russian Vodka, but then...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 18:52:17


Post by: blood reaper


A Monkey shanked him with a


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 20:36:34


Post by: XV8-Ownage!


An iron banana, but he struck back with


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 21:07:56


Post by: DeadlySquirrel


a large rubber duck that


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 21:21:05


Post by: XV8-Ownage!


said "STOP!". The Dragon and the monkey paused...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 21:22:16


Post by: DeadlySquirrel


and wondered how a rubber duck could talk.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/27 21:25:38


Post by: DreadlordME!


"Oops" said the rubber duck "keep going"!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/28 09:33:21


Post by: Sonophos


So the Dragon and the Monkey remained locked in...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/28 16:57:47


Post by: blood reaper


The monkey brought up the One...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/29 08:46:40


Post by: Sonophos


true flinging poo and placed his...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/29 13:45:33


Post by: supremeoverlordVECT


poo on the


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/02/29 14:25:59


Post by: Sonophos


trebuchet ready for...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 02:30:53


Post by: stompydakka


firing at the rate of...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 03:15:16


Post by: Great White


75 shots per year....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 04:45:57


Post by: Dr. Temujin


the best possible speed the monkey could hope for. When the loaders shouted, "CATAPULT READY!"...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 06:36:06


Post by: DreadlordME!


The Catapult misfired magically, and both the catapult and the monkey were sucked into a tornado of poo!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 08:38:36


Post by: Sonophos


When they awaoke they found themselves in the land of POOZ which was populated by...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 20:15:59


Post by: Space Marine


Brown bananas that worshiped...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/01 21:23:38


Post by: Dr. Temujin


The Dreaded King of DOOKIE, Master of all that is Brown Filth, Lord of Excrement. (Wow, this is so mature!) At once, the Monarch took note of the new arrivals, and his voice boomed...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/02 01:07:00


Post by: DeadlySquirrel


"Who dares tread upon my hallowed yet pooy ground without appropriate footwear?"


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/03 13:40:11


Post by: XV8-Ownage!


"ME!" said the dragon, but the king of dookie...LET LOOSE ONE


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/06 16:00:09


Post by: Sonophos


and the resulting explosion propelled the Dragon into a universe of...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/06 16:48:02


Post by: captain collius


Magical Friendship Ponies, who he slaughtered


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/06 20:59:40


Post by: DreadlordME!


but then appeared RAINBOW ROBOT UNICORN!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 08:28:51


Post by: Sonophos


Who injected the dragon with happy rainbow juice by impaling the dragon's...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 15:55:29


Post by: XV8-Ownage!


Tail... But it had no affect on the Dragon, because...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 15:56:53


Post by: Sonophos


He was a confirmed...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 16:47:40


Post by: captain collius


ATheist who doesn't want friends


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 17:49:34


Post by: liquidjoshi


Or enemies 'cause he's


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 20:58:27


Post by: DreadlordME!


a pacifist. He was allergic to the rainbow juice, so he got constipated.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/07 21:31:33


Post by: liquidjoshi


Did a barrel roll and died. Luckily...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/08 10:32:08


Post by: Sonophos


Godrick the goblin was standing two inches to the left of...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/09 08:22:42


Post by: DreadlordME!


him. Godrick had the power of life-giving, and brought him back to life, on the condition that...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/09 09:11:22


Post by: Sonophos


he end all his paragraphs with "Godrick rocks the world!".


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/11 00:14:22


Post by: Legion of Damnation


But godrick died so he did the cancan


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/12 01:10:07


Post by: DreadlordME!


and tripped over (godrick rocks the world).


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/03/13 08:33:07


Post by: Sonophos


a pixie, and as we all know, pixies...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/07/09 11:02:32


Post by: DreadlordME!


Are infantile creatures who don't take kindly to being tripped over, so he...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/07/09 18:15:51


Post by: liquidjoshi


Did a barrel roll to avoid it. Suddenly...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/07/10 01:35:26


Post by: snurl


...A threadromancer worked his vile majiks breathed foul twisted life into this long-dead....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/07/10 02:01:41


Post by: DemetriDominov


end.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/07/10 03:47:24


Post by: DreadlordME!


The end was suddenly not dead, but a t-crossing!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 10:11:08


Post by: Far Seer


Godrick waited, then helped an old lady to cross.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 11:18:15


Post by: Jonagorn


Godrick didn't like crossing roads, but this old lady


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 13:05:49


Post by: snurl


...was a school crossing guard,


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 13:45:25


Post by: Azza007


who ate little children that


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 23:38:42


Post by: Far Seer


liked to pick the Emperor's nose


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/29 23:40:38


Post by: WhatTheFudge


But really hated children that...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/30 09:23:20


Post by: snurl


didn't look both ways before crossing the


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/30 09:28:42


Post by: Far Seer


road to the Emperor's palace


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/30 16:04:52


Post by: Azza007


which was paved with yellow bricks.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/30 21:51:35


Post by: DreadlordME!


And she was blind, and didn't realise that Godrick was a Goblin, so ATE him!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/31 11:01:18


Post by: snurl


Which caused epic indigestion, to say the least.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/08/31 11:19:20


Post by: Far Seer


So she spewed him out.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/01 08:57:55


Post by: DreadlordME!


In a yellowy foam


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/04 00:10:03


Post by: Jonagorn


of a flesh bloodied paste that dissolved what it came into contact with.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/04 09:56:42


Post by: snurl


Of course the good rug was the first to go, followed by the floor beneath it.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/04 11:57:19


Post by: DreadlordME!


And then the person in the downstairs toilet. A warp opened, and sucked the Dragon into Terra!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/05 06:34:24


Post by: Far Seer


Furious, the Emperor of Mankind sent Justin Bieber to dish out his fury on the dragon.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/05 12:36:36


Post by: snurl


But Justin never made it that far. He had a flat with the Biebermobile and was mobbed by tweenies who wanted their picture taken with him while pumping his jack.
So the dragon was able to......


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/06 04:32:43


Post by: DreadlordME!


Eat DRAIGO! (on one of his rare visits)


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/08 00:14:55


Post by: snurl


But Draigo was not enough to satisfy the dragon's hunger. He looked about for more food and spied....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/08 05:19:17


Post by: Far Seer


a fair maiden.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/08 08:43:57


Post by: DreadlordME!


So he ate her.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/08 08:44:19


Post by: DreadlordME!


He then spied a rotting corpse on a chair


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/08 09:24:49


Post by: snurl


He kicked off the corpse and sat down.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/09 01:13:31


Post by: DreadlordME!


And then ate the corpse.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/09 04:08:19


Post by: Far Seer


The dragon gave an almighty burp and then


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/09 10:19:07


Post by: DreadlordME!


slept. He realized when he awoke


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/10 00:22:46


Post by: snurl


...he had lost his cell phone.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/10 07:04:57


Post by: DreadlordME!


So he cried. It caused a flood.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/10 08:41:54


Post by: Far Seer


With an almighty squelch, the rotting corpse popped out of


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/10 21:59:03


Post by: snurl


somewhere best left to the imagination.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/12 22:12:16


Post by: DreadlordME!


. It slipped over


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/13 10:38:07


Post by: snurl


...the windowsill and fell to the street below, into the paths of a fast moving bus, a cement truck, and a steamroller.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/18 08:47:28


Post by: DreadlordME!


that missed.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/19 12:40:39


Post by: snurl


Then the thing walked right into a lamp pole. Staggering backwards, it stumbled into an open manhole and into the sewer, where.....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/20 00:55:56


Post by: DreadlordME!


It ate pie... THAT WAS PIE FLAVOUR!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/20 05:28:16


Post by: Far Seer


You guys do realise that 'thing' is the mighty God Emperor?
The corpse grinned. It loved pie. He...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/20 12:41:16


Post by: snurl


...looked around for more. It heard a faint sound....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/22 07:16:50


Post by: DreadlordME!


that really wasn't that faint anymore. Lights appeared. Headlights...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/22 12:14:32


Post by: snurl


...COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/27 03:32:35


Post by: Far Seer


"Oh my Me!" he screamed. He closed his eyes


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/27 04:55:01


Post by: snurl


...and was transported to a faraway place where..


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/27 08:01:34


Post by: Malcador


aliens roamed freely


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/09/28 07:15:51


Post by: DreadlordME!


and were very promiscuous.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/04 20:19:37


Post by: Squigsquasher


It was the Final Fantasy universe!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/04 22:51:20


Post by: snurl


Where anything could happen, even if it shouldn't.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/06 05:39:55


Post by: DreadlordME!


As he should't be here, it meant that he was!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/08 20:17:30


Post by: Squigsquasher


And then a skeleton popped out.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/08 20:21:37


Post by: snurl


And there was much rejoicing.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/09 17:00:18


Post by: DeathRex


Until the ground began to rumble underfoot.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/09 22:26:03


Post by: Squigsquasher


And a wild Ika Musume (Squid Girl) appeared!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/10 07:43:51


Post by: Far Seer


What will Emperor do?


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/10 12:12:22


Post by: Squigsquasher


Ika Musume uses Inappropriate Touching!

It's super effective!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/12 05:38:03


Post by: Far Seer


Emperor giggled in delight, he had always enjoyed


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/12 06:09:01


Post by: snurl


...vaporising any who came too near, and this thing was no exception.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/12 17:28:22


Post by: Squigsquasher


...But nothing happens.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/12 22:59:39


Post by: Far Seer


Ika Musume crashed to the ground. A golden giant with


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/12 23:51:40


Post by: DreadlordME!


size 12 1/2 feet stepped on her, killing her.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/13 06:45:14


Post by: snurl


"Ah, Calamari for supper tonight" said the emperor.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/13 07:06:12


Post by: Poppabear


So he ate her with, but she traveled south fast...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/13 11:33:08


Post by: Squigsquasher


And emerged from his behind in a shower of blood and bone, screaming "DE GESO!" triumphantly.

(If you hadn't guessed, I love Squid Girl.)


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/13 22:41:35


Post by: Far Seer


(Wow, you really want her to survive!)

Her triumph was short lived. The Emperor had regenerated.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/14 16:55:49


Post by: Squigsquasher


So she went home and ate shrimp.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/15 07:38:33


Post by: snurl


The new generation of the emperor had one flaw.....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/16 07:41:18


Post by: DreadlordME!


IT WAS A METROSEXUAL!!!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/16 09:00:04


Post by: Far Seer


So before heading out to date the squid girl, the Emperor


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/16 09:16:26


Post by: DreadlordME!


realised that being a metro meant he could only date himself. But it had a genetic flaw... it was a hermaphrodite, so being metro suited just fine


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/16 11:46:36


Post by: Squigsquasher


Unfortunately, a wild Rick Astly appears!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/17 06:16:53


Post by: Far Seer


The Emperor furrowed his forehead. He screamed


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/17 10:25:16


Post by: DreadlordME!


get away. so it went.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/17 10:26:18


Post by: Far Seer


Behold! The Emperor's mighty powers of persuasion!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/18 21:01:14


Post by: DreadlordME!


And mutation cuz it became a chaos god!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/19 06:14:01


Post by: snurl


But which one?


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/19 09:09:44


Post by: DreadlordME!


... he didn't know. He felt sick, confused, angry and happy at the same time. HE WAS THE GOD... ODD


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 06:42:07


Post by: Decio


But he got trapped in a box


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 07:57:11


Post by: snurl


..full of fish heads who sang sad songs solemnly.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 08:41:34


Post by: DreadlordME!


It drove him insane, so he went ka-boom... well, it was more of a pop.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 15:24:13


Post by: Decio


His remains were cremated and buried in poop


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 18:08:47


Post by: Squigsquasher


And his soul was interred in an EVA.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/21 23:58:50


Post by: DreadlordME!


Where it was eaten...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/22 06:52:36


Post by: snurl


By the Tau School Lunch Provisary Board.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/23 03:34:10


Post by: Decio


They had terrible diarrhea afterwards, though


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/24 05:46:02


Post by: Far Seer


causing them to excrete titan sized bits of dung


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/10/24 15:33:10


Post by: Decio


into the Kroot-burger meat processors


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/12 08:15:22


Post by: DreadlordME!


Where he beca,e a kroot-burger


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/14 00:14:31


Post by: Legion of Damnation


Which was promptly given away with a packet of khorne flakes
(milk for the khorne flakes)


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/14 04:00:29


Post by: Color Sgt. Kell


And a Khorne Berzerker ate the burger and khorne flakes.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/14 05:02:35


Post by: Decio


Then, he had the worst, rage-inducing gas attack in the history of the Imperium


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/14 23:55:48


Post by: DreadlordME!


Which made him kill Slaanesh :0 there was a party, except nobody was very pleasured (haha)


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/26 06:08:22


Post by: Decio


The Dark Eldar and Eldar were free to do whatever the hell they wanted to an extreme level, however.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/26 16:00:19


Post by: Squigsquasher


And then Slaanesh got better. Bugger.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/27 09:15:38


Post by: DreadlordME!


And died again :0 spam


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/28 07:41:21


Post by: Decio


Some l33t haxx0r (Tzeentch all along!) decided to change the gamecode as it applies to respawn timers, so


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/28 19:24:39


Post by: snurl


He was back up and about in less than a few seconds.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/29 04:01:03


Post by: Decio


The l33t haxx0r was raised to Greater Daemon status, and he


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/29 21:43:12


Post by: snurl


...just couldn't wait to try out his new powers on some poor, unsuspecting.....


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/30 02:57:25


Post by: Decio


n00b who was struggling with is homework and playing only secondhand games.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/11/30 10:34:09


Post by: DreadlordME!


So he made Ezio come kill him.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/13 05:28:22


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Ezio proceeded to gank, and teabag before being...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/13 09:05:51


Post by: snurl


forced to read Tolstoy.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/14 02:37:41


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Meanwhile on the Golden Throne the Emperor woke up, and...


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/14 10:17:02


Post by: DreadlordME!


read tolstoy with Ezio and Altair and connor.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/15 11:11:22


Post by: snurl


This took a Long time.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/16 06:07:33


Post by: DreadlordME!


And connor bored them all with his lack of facial expression, while Ezio moaned about being dumper by Caterina Sforza and Altair nealy committed suicide cause his wife was dead. The Emperor got so Pissed Off he killed everyone, including himself.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/18 02:02:20


Post by: Lord General Cheese


And then their was a grot named Jim he conquered the world it is now Jims world


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/18 02:15:57


Post by: DreadlordME!


Jim was a grot, and like all grots he was green. But he wanted to be pink!


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/19 16:32:35


Post by: Decio


He jumped in a bucket of pink paint, but another Grot named Ballyroy Thomas III drowned him.


FINISH THIS STORY! @ 2012/12/20 00:32:33


Post by: DreadlordME!


Ballyroy was a dick-head, but he couldn't say he had a dick anywhere else, as he was an eunuch. He became an Eunuch when Jim cut off his balls! Therefore, as revenge, Jim got drowned in pink paint. (sorry for the longish post)