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Post a statement , max 10 words, to continue this story.
e.g The cat sat on the mat
next user: and did a fart.
Okay, here goes.
The Dragon had diarrhea
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IT was a Golden dragon of fortitude.
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But then, defying all probability...
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It's diarrhea cleared up! It went to camelot.
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for glastonbury festival. He drank some
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Russian Vodka, but then...
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A Monkey shanked him with a
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An iron banana, but he struck back with
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a large rubber duck that
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said "STOP!". The Dragon and the monkey paused...
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and wondered how a rubber duck could talk.
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"Oops" said the rubber duck "keep going"!
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So the Dragon and the Monkey remained locked in...
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The monkey brought up the One...
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true flinging poo and placed his...
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poo on the
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trebuchet ready for...
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firing at the rate of...
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75 shots per year....
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the best possible speed the monkey could hope for. When the loaders shouted, "CATAPULT READY!"...
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The Catapult misfired magically, and both the catapult and the monkey were sucked into a tornado of poo!
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When they awaoke they found themselves in the land of POOZ which was populated by...
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Brown bananas that worshiped...
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The Dreaded King of DOOKIE, Master of all that is Brown Filth, Lord of Excrement. (Wow, this is so mature!) At once, the Monarch took note of the new arrivals, and his voice boomed...
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"Who dares tread upon my hallowed yet pooy ground without appropriate footwear?"
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"ME!" said the dragon, but the king of dookie...LET LOOSE ONE
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and the resulting explosion propelled the Dragon into a universe of...
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Magical Friendship Ponies, who he slaughtered
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but then appeared RAINBOW ROBOT UNICORN!
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Who injected the dragon with happy rainbow juice by impaling the dragon's...
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Tail... But it had no affect on the Dragon, because...
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He was a confirmed...
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ATheist who doesn't want friends
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Or enemies 'cause he's
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a pacifist. He was allergic to the rainbow juice, so he got constipated.
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Did a barrel roll and died. Luckily...
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Godrick the goblin was standing two inches to the left of...
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him. Godrick had the power of life-giving, and brought him back to life, on the condition that...
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he end all his paragraphs with "Godrick rocks the world!".
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But godrick died so he did the cancan
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and tripped over (godrick rocks the world).
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a pixie, and as we all know, pixies...
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Are infantile creatures who don't take kindly to being tripped over, so he...
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Did a barrel roll to avoid it. Suddenly...
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...A threadromancer worked his vile majiks breathed foul twisted life into this long-dead....
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end.
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The end was suddenly not dead, but a t-crossing!
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Godrick waited, then helped an old lady to cross.
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Godrick didn't like crossing roads, but this old lady
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...was a school crossing guard,
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who ate little children that
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liked to pick the Emperor's nose
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But really hated children that...
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didn't look both ways before crossing the
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road to the Emperor's palace
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which was paved with yellow bricks.
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And she was blind, and didn't realise that Godrick was a Goblin, so ATE him!
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Which caused epic indigestion, to say the least.
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So she spewed him out.
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In a yellowy foam
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of a flesh bloodied paste that dissolved what it came into contact with.
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Of course the good rug was the first to go, followed by the floor beneath it.
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And then the person in the downstairs toilet. A warp opened, and sucked the Dragon into Terra!
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Furious, the Emperor of Mankind sent Justin Bieber to dish out his fury on the dragon.
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But Justin never made it that far. He had a flat with the Biebermobile and was mobbed by tweenies who wanted their picture taken with him while pumping his jack.
So the dragon was able to......
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Eat DRAIGO! (on one of his rare visits)
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But Draigo was not enough to satisfy the dragon's hunger. He looked about for more food and spied....
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a fair maiden.
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So he ate her.
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He then spied a rotting corpse on a chair
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He kicked off the corpse and sat down.
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And then ate the corpse.
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The dragon gave an almighty burp and then
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slept. He realized when he awoke
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...he had lost his cell phone.
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So he cried. It caused a flood.
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With an almighty squelch, the rotting corpse popped out of
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somewhere best left to the imagination.
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. It slipped over
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...the windowsill and fell to the street below, into the paths of a fast moving bus, a cement truck, and a steamroller.
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that missed.
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Then the thing walked right into a lamp pole. Staggering backwards, it stumbled into an open manhole and into the sewer, where.....
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It ate pie... THAT WAS PIE FLAVOUR!
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You guys do realise that 'thing' is the mighty God Emperor?
The corpse grinned. It loved pie. He...
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...looked around for more. It heard a faint sound....
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that really wasn't that faint anymore. Lights appeared. Headlights...
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...COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!
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"Oh my Me!" he screamed. He closed his eyes
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...and was transported to a faraway place where..
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aliens roamed freely
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and were very promiscuous.
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It was the Final Fantasy universe!
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Where anything could happen, even if it shouldn't.
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As he should't be here, it meant that he was!
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And then a skeleton popped out.
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And there was much rejoicing.
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Until the ground began to rumble underfoot.
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And a wild Ika Musume (Squid Girl) appeared!
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What will Emperor do?
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Ika Musume uses Inappropriate Touching!
It's super effective!
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Emperor giggled in delight, he had always enjoyed
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...vaporising any who came too near, and this thing was no exception.
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...But nothing happens.
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Ika Musume crashed to the ground. A golden giant with
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size 12 1/2 feet stepped on her, killing her.
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"Ah, Calamari for supper tonight" said the emperor.
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So he ate her with, but she traveled south fast...
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And emerged from his behind in a shower of blood and bone, screaming "DE GESO!" triumphantly.
(If you hadn't guessed, I love Squid Girl.)
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(Wow, you really want her to survive!)
Her triumph was short lived. The Emperor had regenerated.
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So she went home and ate shrimp.
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The new generation of the emperor had one flaw.....
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IT WAS A METROSEXUAL!!!
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So before heading out to date the squid girl, the Emperor
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realised that being a metro meant he could only date himself. But it had a genetic flaw... it was a hermaphrodite, so being metro suited just fine
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Unfortunately, a wild Rick Astly appears!
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The Emperor furrowed his forehead. He screamed
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get away. so it went.
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Behold! The Emperor's mighty powers of persuasion!
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And mutation cuz it became a chaos god!
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But which one?
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... he didn't know. He felt sick, confused, angry and happy at the same time. HE WAS THE GOD... ODD
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But he got trapped in a box
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..full of fish heads who sang sad songs solemnly.
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It drove him insane, so he went ka-boom... well, it was more of a pop.
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His remains were cremated and buried in poop
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And his soul was interred in an EVA.
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Where it was eaten...
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By the Tau School Lunch Provisary Board.
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They had terrible diarrhea afterwards, though
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causing them to excrete titan sized bits of dung
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into the Kroot-burger meat processors
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Where he beca,e a kroot-burger
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Which was promptly given away with a packet of khorne flakes
(milk for the khorne flakes)
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And a Khorne Berzerker ate the burger and khorne flakes.
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Then, he had the worst, rage-inducing gas attack in the history of the Imperium
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Which made him kill Slaanesh :0 there was a party, except nobody was very pleasured (haha)
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The Dark Eldar and Eldar were free to do whatever the hell they wanted to an extreme level, however.
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And then Slaanesh got better. Bugger.
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And died again :0 spam
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Some l33t haxx0r (Tzeentch all along!) decided to change the gamecode as it applies to respawn timers, so
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He was back up and about in less than a few seconds.
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The l33t haxx0r was raised to Greater Daemon status, and he
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...just couldn't wait to try out his new powers on some poor, unsuspecting.....
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n00b who was struggling with is homework and playing only secondhand games.
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So he made Ezio come kill him.
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Ezio proceeded to gank, and teabag before being...
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forced to read Tolstoy.
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Meanwhile on the Golden Throne the Emperor woke up, and...
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read tolstoy with Ezio and Altair and connor.
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This took a Long time.
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And connor bored them all with his lack of facial expression, while Ezio moaned about being dumper by Caterina Sforza and Altair nealy committed suicide cause his wife was dead. The Emperor got so Pissed Off he killed everyone, including himself.
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And then their was a grot named Jim he conquered the world it is now Jims world
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Jim was a grot, and like all grots he was green. But he wanted to be pink!
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He jumped in a bucket of pink paint, but another Grot named Ballyroy Thomas III drowned him.
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Ballyroy was a dick-head, but he couldn't say he had a dick anywhere else, as he was an eunuch. He became an Eunuch when Jim cut off his balls! Therefore, as revenge, Jim got drowned in pink paint. (sorry for the longish post)
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