You are transformed into the last thing you painted. What do you do?
ME im a hunter killer missle launcher. So i fire my self at the nearest person.

I am a Leman russ executioner, so I rumble along killing space marines.

A giant's ass.

I am a word bearer who apparently has an affinity for Tzeentch, because his crimson armor is stained a deep purple, which I thought looked nice.

I go shoot heretics with a bolter.

I keep walking forwards, raising my weapon with skeletal hands in salute to those I am about to slaughter.

This is the greatest day of my life! I am a hill!
BEAT THAT!

khador wreck marker.....im wrecked

Ultramarine scout ammo pouches. I hold ammo and my smug sense of superiority!

Great, I'm a piece of parchment on the armor of a Word Bearer...

Could be worse, I could be a grot...

I am a Manticore, which means i have some serious firepower at my disposal!

Konrad von Carstein, sigh, I liked my sanity.

I'm a damn near nekkid half goat half man that hates everything and wants to tear down the civilized world with my primitize yet brutal weapons in each hand.

Aside from the half goat thing, its frighteningly accurate right now.

I am the small metal gate at the side of my house. Joy.

I'm a guardsmen in the Imperium of man that is mounted on a horse. I have an explosive tipped lance that I will never use, and probably be killed in minutes.

Thanks Hotsauceman1

I'm either a dude in a suit with a pistol, or an Arbite commander with a plasma pistol. I don't remember which I finished last.

I realize that I am no longer close to a synapse creature fail my leadership roll and hide behind Absolutionis (he is a hill...see above).

I wait for next turn when I hope a Prime will drop in with some warriors and tell me what I need to do with my life.

But now I think about it and its not really so bad. I don't have to do anything unless someone tells me what to do.I don't have thumbs so there are really no expectations for me to do anything of a higher learning.

It really ain't so bad......

Necron Overlord...Well I ain't complaining! Time to hop into that Barge I just finished and get to business!

I'm nine Terminators. I'm decidedly beside myself, to the eighth degree.

A Nob looking to krump some 'umies with his Power Klaw.

Pre-Heresy Thousand Sons biker. I go VROOM VROOM TEARASS and disappear over the Absolutionis-hill after wreaking havoc with bolter and power glaive. And possibly run over a hiding, snyapse-less keeblerpowell-nid on the way.

The Sanguinor. I'm apparently immortal and murder pretty much everything. Life is good.

soviet solder via 1942... god hope i survive the war

I'm a Dark Elves Dreadlord! My narcissism is already there, so all I need is the hatred of relatives, and all the back stabbing I can muster.

I am the door to a Crimson Fists Drop Pod. Looks like I'm doomed to hit the ground face first then get walked on.

I am Finari, Female Crusader (Reaper master series 54mm) - I am excited that I have boobs, even if I am only 54mm high. I become a very small spy/thief for the armed forces and/or become a golden daemon winning painter (since I am now as big as the minis that I will be painting I can add on incredible levels of detail).

I'm a Wraithseer, so I can go and smite those crude beings that are threatening my Craftworld, or I can go back to sleep in the Infinity Circuit for a few thousand years; it's a win/win situation.

I'm a lowly necron warrior. Eternity is for suckers.

I am the desert a bunch of Skorne stand on. I guess I stay put and keep dry like any sensible desert. I would prefer it if Surtur did not sit on me.

I'm a Dark Eldar Scourge, i have wings, so life is pretty good. I think i'll go take a revitalizing pain bath by slaughtering a village in cold blood

As a Scythean, I run rampant through my neighborhood and destroy every single home belonging to politicians and bankers in my area.

Im a trench, I get stood on and I get covered in dead things and i stink - life is rubbish :(

I'm an ORK STOMPA.

I get to smash and stomp things!

I'm a Necron Heavy Destroyer.

Not quite sure what to make of that.

I am a Sorylian Skyhammer Cruiser. Well, could be worse.

I am an old dwarf with a large sledgehammer. I will fire my goblobber at the first worthy opponent I see.

A Vostroyan Firstborn Veteran with Carapace armour, a lasgun, a laspistol and a gas mask! Loaded for bear i say!

My last painting was spray.

I am:
annihilation barge
Overlord
Saruman
Grima

Suckers!

I'm a space marine, I kill things that aren't in my army.

A chaos warrior with sword + board, in very, very rusty armour.

Im a Steam Lord Torso and Helmet... I would do loads of epic stuff, If I had arms and legs...

AH

I'm a Black Templar apothecary in High Marshal Helbrecht's command squad. I can think of worse things to be. Many worse things.

I am a Britananian Dragoon with a Wheel.

I role around being a scouting puppet and fearing nothing. But fire...

I'm a Cryx Necrosurgeon. I pick over whatever is left of you and sew you back together to serve The Nightmare Empire.

Aces, as it turns out I'm Tychus Findlay, ready to nick giant robots, kick ass and take whatever names are still legible afterwards

I'm Constance Blaize...

Mmm my own boobies. :3

I'm a necromunda escher ganger. Time to kick ass and take names. Or alternatively the other way round.

I would be a Chaos Lord with my trusty deamonic mount. Time to carve some souls for the dark gods.

Moved to the proper forum.

I am a Black Templars Emperor's Champion. Time to smite.

The front part of the visible chainmail armour on a Swordmaster.

I'm not half the man I used to be.
There's a shadow hangin' over me ohhhh
I beleive in yesterday.

I'm a GK Paladin. Life would be good if I didn't hear the word "Cheese!" every time I busted up someone's favourite unit. Well, time to go purge some Heretics

I am an Avatars of War Dwarf Beserker painted like a Warhammer slayer.

I am ginger so I am filled with loathing and self pity and I smell like a foxes piss, but not to worry because I'm off to get leathered with the rest of my eternally smashed mates and then get killed in glorious combat, but I will feel really good about it because I will be blind drunk and still ginger. So its a mercy really.

Ill fething beg for death if im honest.

I am my pants.

I'm a Plague Marine Champion.

I AM A LIZARD!

I'm a Space Marine's foot.

I'm a Necron Praetorian, and I'm feeling pretty good about being the last thing painted. I hover over the battlefield, looking for terminators to get the drop on, and maybe peeking down some Sister of Battle's blouses if the chance presents itself.

Allllll right.

I am a shadow sword.

I will blow up everyone and doesn't afraid of anything.

well, that would make me twilight sparkle in power armour XD so I would just run around casting magic and looking cute /)^3^(\

but if we're talking GW models then I that would make me a GK libby....so pretty much the same as above (save for looking cute :3)

I'm a Nâzgûl or the Dark Marshal is you want to be specific.

We'll the fact I'm solid metal leaves me in a hellish nightmare where I'm forced to watch as I'm inherited by sugar high eight year olds that slam my fragile shell into a wall before burying me in some sand box to rot for all eternity. Or I'll kill more Roha and make fun of my origonal Warhammer 40k collection for having been placed in a state of 'refurbishment' (to collect dust) until a new Chaos Codex is released and help my Orc and Easterling minions to victory.

I'm a bloodletter! 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOODDDDD!'


*small arms fire*

Oh. I appear to be dead.

I am a Chaos Sorceror in Terminator armour. I turn anyone who annoys me into a spawn. Life is good, and shall continue to be until I suffer a Perils of the Warp attack.

I am a steam tank
*chugga chugga chugga chugga chu chu!*

Daemonette. I seduce people and them kill them in the most gruesome of ways once we are alone somewhere.

I'm a smiley face. Don't worry, be happy.

A Warlord Titan.

I'm a Tesla Destructor.

Into the last thing I painted you say....

I yell Dirka! Dirka! and blow myself up out of spite.

I am the frame of a T-6 Texan, no engine so I guess I'll just sit around and collect dust until I get an engine.

Im a nob...

I just had to go out and paint more didnt I?

I....

I am...

I am a powder monkey

I'm Commissar Yarrick.

BOOYAH.

I am a Female Wood Elf Battle Standard Banner.

I was painting my minefield accessories, touching in the brown. Now I'm the most badass thing in the 40K Galaxy...I'm some mud.

The OC-D

I'm a Land Speeder Storm, zoom zoom.

Oh I like this one.

I'm a grudge thrower... hurling rocks into silly little night goblins.

hotsauceman1 wrote:You are transformed into the last thing you painted. What do you do?
ME im a hunter killer missle launcher. So i fire my self at the nearest person.

I'm a wall in my den. TBone has probably already peed on me (again).

I am now a Wight King. But I'm not white, actually sort of dark. If I join some Black Knights would they be Black Wights? Wouldn't that make them White Knights? Or.......

I'm a female commissar for the Imperial Guard.

Oh shi- I just finished painting my custom made counts as shadowsun, who managed to beat an emperors champion in CC! I knew I was a baddass.

I'm myself, I'm a messy painter.

An Infinity Aquila Guard (power armoured super-shot with an HMG and visor that sees through all camouflage) and a close combat weapon that kills you if it hits you (not just wounds you).

I'm a Circle Orboros Bloodtracker...

Ill be spending the next few hours in my bunk

Last thing I finished painting? - Ratskin Brave (juve) with a stub pistol revolver and a knife

Last thing I painted? - The fur loincloth of another Ratskin who remains incomplete....


I prefer the first option.... At least I get a gun....

Now I'm a chaos dreadnought! Yes!

Haha, great idea for a thread.

I iz a Ork Stompa nam'd Gork.
Yiz gitz wanna dance?

Dark Eldar Wych with Shardnet and Impaler.

Could be worse.

An Astral Claw Tactical Marine with a Boltgun.

The last thing we worked on? Sweet, I am Belial, Master of the Deathwing. I marshal my elite warriors for a teleport assault.

Oh, you mean the last thing we finished? I am a skeleton. I march forth and get crushed by a cannonball I guess, and then probably rise again.

Although I suppose technically I could be Belial's cloak. I wave dramatically despite the absence of any breeze.

I'm a Master Of Ordinance.
"See that building on that hill in the distance...*BOOM*"

I'm a tailgate of a 1986 Chevy Silverado


....yaaay....

last thing I painted?

I'm my wife's toenails....

optimusprime14 wrote:last thing I painted?

I'm my wife's toenails....

You poor bastard.

Im either a khantonian company commander with a power sword PP melta bombs and carapace armour or a Khantonian steel legion pattern sentinel with a PL and Hunter Killer Missile

either way i kill MEQs it works


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now if it was the last thing i assembled..... well now ide be a Colossus Seige Mortar

WHOO WHO

I'm a Horned Fire Dragon so i'm massive, awesome, and breath fire!

I am a frostblade. I slay.

I am a one armed wolf lord that has just been punched in the face by a khorne beserker :')

Jabberslythe...

I can fly, have a 12" tounge, and everyone goes crazy from me just being around...

...or am I Gene Simmons from the 80's?

So hard to tell...

why dont we include images?

im this guy:


I'll go wreck stuff now!

I just had to paint more...

Im now the rope on a Regimental standard. i wave in the breeze.

The wall of my basement.

I feel kinda cold and damp.

Shaman5695 wrote:Jabberslythe...

I can fly, have a 12" tounge, and everyone goes crazy from me just being around...

...or am I Gene Simmons from the 80's?

So hard to tell...

I require someone with photoshop skillz to produce a gene simmons headed jabberslythe!

Also, I am a loota!

A chimera. TANKJOE.

MeanGreenStompa wrote:

Shaman5695 wrote:Jabberslythe...

I can fly, have a 12" tounge, and everyone goes crazy from me just being around...

...or am I Gene Simmons from the 80's?

So hard to tell...

I require someone with photoshop skillz to produce a gene simmons headed jabberslythe!

Also, I am a loota!

Dear gods, that would be awesome. I second, third, and fourth this! Here's something to get Photoshop Guru started

I'd be *another* Astral Claw Space Marine with a bolter.

Hrm. I guess I run off and get drunk, stumble around fighting and whoring, then run off once I get all the troll ladies pregnant.

I am a well converted and painted (in my opinion) squad of khorne berserkers with beastmen parts converted onto me. Many shall fall to mah MAD SKILLLLZZZZ!!!

Awwww yeah Bretonnian peasant bowman. Imma make it rain!

I am an Arachnarok. As a spider the size of a town house, I'm pretty pleased with myself.

I am dirty, dirty gir. I mean Can Rat!

I'm a Esher ganger with a lasgun, still could have been worse could have been the stair rail

A Judge with a daystick and a mean look (Judge Dredd).

Suddenly....













































Life has new meaning to me!!!!! There's beauty up above and things we never take notice of. You wake up and suddenly, you're in love...

Rawr...

I will..Spear you...With my bionic arm.

Grrrr....

Surtur wrote:A giant's ass.

Saving the best for last?


(Mmm... Bisto)


I am a Kabalite warrior's eye.

I am a Squad of plague marines. FEAR MY ABOVE AVERAGE PAINTING SKILLS.

FEAR IT.

An eldar guardian manning a heavy weapon platform armed with a missile launcher. Hopefully I'll manage to actually hit something with the missile launcher...

Oh dear.

Goliath wrote:Oh dear.

Oh dear, well take heart, your doing somthing inportant like keping the roof up

I am the brown edge of a base.... NOOO!!!!!!!

That makes me a Blood Angels assault marine! Not too bad, I guess.

An orks pants.

poor me....

Im a space marine terminator with a hammer and storm sheild. FEAR ME MORTALS

Kommander Sorscha's corset...

Me gusta.

Purifier. Off to purify some corsets...

I'm my own metallic blue fingernails!

The bumper of my car... Well I wont last long

A ghost, so I get to watch you all play alone in the dark. Lucky me

Not my model, but I am in the process of painting this figure - so yeah, not too shabby

Trondheim wrote:A ghost, so I get to watch you all play alone in the dark. Lucky me

EEEK! Creeeepy! You'll see us all naked and stuff!

Ribon Fox wrote:

Trondheim wrote:A ghost, so I get to watch you all play alone in the dark. Lucky me

EEEK! Creeeepy! You'll see us all naked and stuff!

My dear... Yes I do get that dubious pleasure, however all the lolzs and lonly crying gamers makes up for it. Also when I tattoo my name accors your hindquarters in the nigth

Trondheim wrote:

Ribon Fox wrote:

Trondheim wrote:A ghost, so I get to watch you all play alone in the dark. Lucky me

EEEK! Creeeepy! You'll see us all naked and stuff!

My dear... Yes I do get that dubious pleasure, however all the lolzs and lonly crying gamers makes up for it. Also when I tattoo my name accors your hindquarters in the nigth

HaHaHaHA LOL-I warded myself AND my room from your type when i was younger.

as it is im the Regimental Standard-I blow awsomley despite the lack of wind

I am a Hekatrix with an Agonizer. "Hey baby, wanna date? I haven't flayed anybody alive lately, and it kinda makes my skin feel all itchy, y'know, on the inside..."

An Iyanden Warlock in the process of poking someone's tender parts with a witchblade. Not *too* bad, although I'd probably psychologically scarred by my home and people being ravaged by Tyranids :(

I am a Flesh eaters honor guard named Mr Choppy fighting to control my sanity while proving i'm loyal by getting stuck into battle just about everything i can reach!

Does camouflage cream count because that means I am MY OWN FACE!

I guess I am a FRG (Federal Republic of Germany) Bundeswehr Panzergrenadier Zugfuhrergruppe or a Panzer Leopard 2A4 Zug

I am now a pointy fence.

snurl wrote:I am now a pointy fence.

I think deep down we all knew you were a pointy fence...

A Skaven slave. Front rank one, even.

I have the life span of a gay-marriage down in Alabama.

Yet another Daemonette...

I'm a veteran longbeard wielding a two handed axe. Aw, come warriors, you call yourselves dwarfs? In my day the goblins were twice as fast and half a time again stronger than these weedy tings and orks were as big as the entry to the hold and yet we still fought them, freezing outside in the snow going uphill both ways. Ack, whippersnappers these days.

I'm a Nurgle devoted predator, with lascannons. Yay! \(^..^)/

Time to go shoot people @=('.'@)

Well I'm now Perdita Ortega from Malifaux

(Piccy below for those unaware - not my model)

hotsauceman1 wrote:You are transformed into the last thing you painted

Absorb sunlight to make sugar for energy.

Not really much else.

I'm a badass Kroot with tribal tattoos/ warpaint