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Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/29 22:07:53


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Quite simple. What was your most recent moment that made you feel like pure awesome?

Earlier today the Mistress and I went with my mom and stepdad to Zestfest, a spicy food convention. I vowed to take every spicy food challenge there. After tons of Habanero salsas that tasted practically the same, the things that stood out: I ate a Trinidad Scorpion (somewhere near 3 times more powerful than pepper spray) and did CaJohns's Execution, which consisted of taking shots of 9 hot sauces ranging from several thousand Scovilles up to 3 million at the highest one. There were no drinks allowed and you had to wait a few seconds between each one while the guy explained them and the crowd watched the dying competitors. I was the only one who lasted through my wave. Shortly after my body was completely numb and my shirt was soaked in sweat. Nonetheless, I got a sticker and one of those things that goes around your beer to keep it cold proclaiming my victory

How about you Dakka? What are your moments of victory?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/29 22:11:34


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I passed my organic chemistry exam, give me hot sauce any day.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:06:52


Post by: Albatross


I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:13:51


Post by: Johnny-Crass


I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:36:33


Post by: alarmingrick


Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.

Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.

Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.


And then the Video game ended?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:39:18


Post by: Asherian Command


I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:41:41


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:44:53


Post by: Avatar 720


I accidentally off a tall building and landed safely.

Seriously though, I can't think of the last badass thing I did, i'm not really a very badass person to be honest...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:46:32


Post by: Albatross


alarmingrick wrote:
Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.

Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.

Stone-cold sober! Honest! Drunken Karate is basically just getting your arse kicked, but in pyjamas.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:49:45


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.

Huh. Good for you. Did it hurt?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:51:26


Post by: Johnny-Crass


alarmingrick wrote:

Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.


And then the Video game ended?


Nah I just always confuse my life with that of John Rambo



Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:51:39


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.

Huh. Good for you. Did it hurt?


Nah, the power of the earth's yellow sun makes me invulnerable to harm.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:52:33


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.

Huh. Good for you. Did it hurt?


Nah, the power of the earth's yellow sun makes me invulnerable to harm.

Good do it again. And jump off it head first while screaming "I CAN FLY!"


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:53:19


Post by: Avatar 720


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.

Huh. Good for you. Did it hurt?


Nah, the power of the earth's yellow sun makes me invulnerable to harm.


What if you did it during the night?

/BBT Superman 'Kryptonian Skin Cells' debate


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:53:57


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Nah, that's totally unprofessional.

@avatar, the sun is still there at night


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 00:59:36


Post by: Avatar 720


corpsesarefun wrote:Nah, that's totally unprofessional.

@avatar, the sun is still there at night


But are you in it at the time? You'd have no time to yourself if you had to fly around the world with the sun in order to keep flying. What if there was an emergancy during a cloudy night? You'd barely be able to skim the ground.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:03:30


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Hey I never said the light of the earth's yellow sun!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:06:01


Post by: DickBandit


corpsesarefun wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I did a superman off a building and landed it

They always told me to start small. So I did.


I flew off a tall building and landed safely.

Zelda-roll, works every time.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:10:40


Post by: alarmingrick


Albatross wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.

Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.

Stone-cold sober! Honest! Drunken Karate is basically just getting your arse kicked, but in pyjamas.


Not to mention you bleed a hell of alot more when you're drunk!
Well, congrats on the match!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:12:07


Post by: RatBot


Johnny-Crass wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:

Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.


And then the Video game ended?


Nah I just always confuse my life with that of John Rambo



Something tells me that this is not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life.


I can't remember the last time I did anything badass. :(


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:18:38


Post by: Asherian Command


corpsesarefun wrote:Nah, that's totally unprofessional.

@avatar, the sun is still there at night

You do know what a Superman is right? Not the superhero but this?

That is the superman.
Not that...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:21:12


Post by: Wyrmalla


Narrowly missed being hit in the face by a bus wingmirror (its a weekly occurence) by ducking in an awesome manner. Me not being hit failed to warn the guy behind me and he ended up being tottaled instead (this is the guy that got hit by the same car six times in one day, so its all good). ^^


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:23:26


Post by: purplefood


Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Nah, that's totally unprofessional.

@avatar, the sun is still there at night

You do know what a Superman is right? Not the superhero but this?

That is the superman.
Not that...


Believe it or not...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:25:51


Post by: Asherian Command


purplefood wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:Nah, that's totally unprofessional.

@avatar, the sun is still there at night

You do know what a Superman is right? Not the superhero but this?

That is the superman.
Not that...


Believe it or not...

http://www.gifflix.com/files/76a2786e8eca.jpg
Sorry had too.

Is getting the highest grade on an essay a sign of badassness?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:28:22


Post by: purplefood


Was there supposed to be something there?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:32:08


Post by: Sturmtruppen


Well the story goes that a few coursemates and I joined a society at our student union. And on the first workshop of our society, I was the only one of my friends that turned up. And I turned up in a suit. By the end of the night, I was doing the Time Warp on the karaoke with a few of the girls from the society.

Like

A

BAWSS


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:34:13


Post by: DeadlySquirrel


I killed a Dragon on Neverwinter Nights without taking any damage.

Yeah, pretty much sums up my life...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:43:09


Post by: Alexzandvar


When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 01:47:50


Post by: Asherian Command


purplefood wrote:Was there supposed to be something there?

yes there was >.>


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 02:00:46


Post by: Avatar 720


Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*


I automatically call BS.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 02:24:11


Post by: purplefood


Asherian Command wrote:
purplefood wrote:Was there supposed to be something there?

yes there was >.>

Still isn't working... for me at any rate.
Unless that's the point...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 02:25:14


Post by: Alexzandvar


Avatar 720 wrote:
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*


I automatically call BS.


What? Thing's can't be on sale at a GW Store

Sarcasm? I'm......confused......


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 02:36:27


Post by: LunaHound


Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 03:37:54


Post by: Johnny-Crass


LunaHound wrote:
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children


I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:10:32


Post by: Howard A Treesong


Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:17:01


Post by: Great White


I cut tree branches off with a shovel.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:28:19


Post by: halonachos


Clotheslined a kid to save his life.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:29:11


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.


Congrats! I've got a real, adult job opportunity coming up Wednesday. Nervous as hell :/


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:32:42


Post by: LunaHound


Hmmm most recent....

I beat the boys in the deep water retrieval practice.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 04:32:45


Post by: dogma


I finished the "philosophical" component of my dissertation last week.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 06:13:58


Post by: mattyrm


dogma wrote:I finished the "philosophical" component of my dissertation last week.


That IS bad ass.

I had a twenty minute bare knuckle fist fight with an ex-convict who had convictions for common assault and burglary outside the local bowling alley and I feel less of a man after reading your post.

I was lying though unfortunately, so you beat me hands down.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 06:50:41


Post by: MaximusPrime


(Warning, this is a nerdy one)

I got 40 kills in a game of Halo reach infection, the timer ended before I was infected.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 07:43:35


Post by: DickBandit


Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

My back pocket spontaneously combusted when I read this.


I was playing Deus Ex Human Revolutions and I killed everyone in Detroit.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 08:05:20


Post by: Doctadeth


Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 08:07:57


Post by: ParatrooperSimon


I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich and clean up the place... *I then tightened up to get ready for an ass whooping* then she told me to... "Shut up and make me a sandwich, you know the kind they make at subway which is my faaaaav, AND YOU CLEAN UP THE DAMN PLACE YOU LAZY (badword)" I did, Buuuuuuuut, it was the fact that a grew a pair and tried to get her to do it without losing my nerve and then running away like a little girl... while screaming like a little girl.

Does that count as Badassery????


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 08:31:14


Post by: LunaHound


Doctadeth wrote:Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.


Help me in Canada xD


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 08:33:34


Post by: SagesStone


I don't remember mine...

So boring...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 09:44:15


Post by: Snrub


I chugged 2L of blue heaven flavoured milk and didnt chuck me guts up afterwards. Counts don't it?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 09:46:31


Post by: LunaHound


How do you guys eat tons of those extremely spicy stuff without expelling it xD


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 11:09:58


Post by: mattyrm


What the feth is blue heaven milk?!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 11:27:50


Post by: Sonophos


Not recent but definitely one of my funniest.

I used a Jedi mind trick to silence my wife (she was back seat driving).

I held up the palm side of two fingers waved it slowly and calmly said "You will be silent now." in my best Alec Guiness voice.

She was so apoplectic with rage that she could not speak for the rest of the 1 1/2 hour journey.

I am now divorced.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 11:44:20


Post by: Albatross


Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.

Congratulations! Hope it goes well, mate.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/30 23:48:38


Post by: Alexzandvar


Johnny-Crass wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*

4 Baneblades

3 Chimeras

3 Leman Russ's

3 Manticores

1 IG starter Box

1 Basilisk.

They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.

Yep nuts for buying at GW lol....

If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children


I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.


When my friend berated me for "You used to spend money on pointless black box fake videos games, and now you spend them on worthless toy plastic models? You know how many starving people in Africa you could feed with what you bought?"

I then told him none "You can't eat video games or Models and the model soldiers are so small, I'm just saving the poor African children from choking on them by buying them all up!"


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 00:27:56


Post by: Perkustin


Totalled my car and walked out unscathed. Well bruised a few ribs and got a nice punch in the face from the air bag.

Wouldnt have minded losing my car if it wasnt just bad luck.



Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 00:29:35


Post by: alarmingrick


Perkustin wrote:Totalled my car and walked out unscathed. Well bruised a few ribs and got a nice punch in the face from the air bag.

Wouldnt have minded losing my car if it wasnt just bad luck.



And the whole "now walking" thing...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 00:50:38


Post by: GalacticDefender


Was the last person left on my team in an airsoft war this weekend. I just ran into the woods, with like 7 people chasing after me, out of ammo in all of my guns except my revolver, which still had a full 6 shots. I ran behind a log, and took cover. Everyone was charging or taking a position around me, so I decide to go down fighting, and I took out four of them, missing with only two shots, before I finally took about eleven bbs in the face and chest.


Earlier in the war there was a sniper in a two story trailer house thing, shooting down with a gas sniper rifle. I walk casually out of cover, put him in my revolver's sights, and hit him right between the eyes. I was quite a ways off too. One thing that offset the epicness however was that later on, the same sniper, in the same position, did the exact same thing to me


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 00:53:00


Post by: Perkustin


I bought a new one two days later. Had to move quick to keep my recently renewed Policy.

I now drive like a particularly sheepish Old person. :(


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 01:35:45


Post by: KingCracker


Snrub wrote:I chugged 2L of blue heaven flavoured milk and didnt chuck me guts up afterwards. Counts don't it?


mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!





Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 01:37:08


Post by: WarOne


I posted on Dakka and still don't look like a nerd.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 01:41:01


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 01:43:45


Post by: Johnny-Crass


I was the frontman for a ska band. Ah the days of playing in a band


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 02:23:09


Post by: KingCracker


corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.




Dammit, I spit my milk out


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 02:53:13


Post by: alarmingrick


KingCracker wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.




Dammit, I spit my milk out




Goddamn tyranosaurus milk!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 02:55:19


Post by: WarOne


alarmingrick wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.




Dammit, I spit my milk out




Goddamn tyranosaurus milk!


Tastes good too!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 03:19:47


Post by: halonachos


I fell out of the back of a moving pick up truck, no tailgate, ended up with roadrash all up and down my right side. I still got up and walked towards the truck saying that I was fine, rode the rest of the way home in the back. When I got home I took a hot shower and ate dinner.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 03:54:40


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.


I'm assuming you eat coconuts?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 07:15:15


Post by: Snrub


mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 08:48:43


Post by: murdog


I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 09:56:40


Post by: Johnny-Crass


I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 10:20:59


Post by: Snrub


Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now
Agreed



Also congratz on the bub.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 10:27:44


Post by: reds8n


murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!


Congratulations.

Glad all is well.

good luck BTW.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 13:44:31


Post by: master of ordinance


murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!


Well Done


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 14:19:04


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.


Sexually extinct, eh?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 14:25:13


Post by: Corpsesarefun


AlmightyWalrus wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.


Sexually extinct, eh?


Science will bring me back someday!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 15:46:31


Post by: Alfndrate


Snrub wrote:
mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.


I've done the gallon before... Your stomach really starts to churn at about 2/3rds of a gallon, so no 2L is not impressive But it's a start. Come young Padawan, we can teach you the ways of the force.


Recent moment of Badassery: I live on a dry campus in a fraternity house (no alcohol is allowed to be consumed by anyone on school property), and while we all know college students will do what college students do, the school has RAs and RDs to police the dorms, making sure we're all being good little Christian boys and girls (go to a private school). I live in a corner of this house near a fire escape, which university staff likes to use to "sneak" into the house (it avoids the front door, and the steps up to the rooms), so they have a better chance of patrolling without being noticed. I had my door open, because my room is hot beyond belief. I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone was outside of my door. I said, "What up?" Turns out it was the director and assistant director of Greek Life (they don't like my fraternity very much...) So I proceeded to have a friendly conversation with them (they're quite the lovely ladies). While they were distracted by my red beard and my stunning conversational skills, two of the small "events" happening in my house were able to go into silent mode. They turned off the lights, the tv/stereo, and no one made a sound for thirty minutes while I talked to them (didn't realize it was this long). They were in a generally good mood just as they left, until one of our new guys (a bit of a dunce) whistled "inappropriately" at them. So they went and had a talk with him about how one should act around women... I single handedly saved my residence hall from being put on Double Secret Probation.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 16:43:40


Post by: Castiel


corpsesarefun wrote:I post on Dakka and I'm still a goddamn sexual tyranosaurus.


An 4.5 - 7.9 ton hunter and scavenger with big teeth and bad breath?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 17:20:08


Post by: alarmingrick


murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!


Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 17:36:45


Post by: KingCracker


Snrub wrote:
mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.



Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 17:40:57


Post by: Alfndrate


KingCracker wrote:
Snrub wrote:
mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...

Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a

KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.



Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you


Snrub, is this what you're referring to?

If it is, KC Blue Heaven is the blueberry flavor of a brand of flavored milk(s). Think... Strawberry Nesquick in a bottle, etc...

Pre-mixed, ready to drink. It probably is used as a flavoring for milk shakes, but in the powdered form (or perhaps a syrup)


Edit: Further research has led me to this


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 17:52:13


Post by: Tazz Azrael


Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.

(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 17:57:15


Post by: alarmingrick


Tazz Azrael wrote:Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.

(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)



All I can say is:



Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/01/31 21:33:29


Post by: kronk


alarmingrick wrote:

All I can say is:



Rick is wise. Watch your cornhole, Tazz.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 00:52:03


Post by: Snrub


Alfndrate wrote:Snrub, is this what you're referring to?

If it is, KC Blue Heaven is the blueberry flavor of a brand of flavored milk(s). Think... Strawberry Nesquick in a bottle, etc...

Pre-mixed, ready to drink. It probably is used as a flavoring for milk shakes, but in the powdered form (or perhaps a syrup)
You are correct sir, I was drinking big M's. But you are wrong about it being Blueberry. Its most certainly the colour of blueberries but it doesn't taste like em.
Alfndrate wrote:Edit: Further research has led me to this
The some of the cheapo stuff. The good stuff is made by a company called Edlyn.


On another note of badassery i watched my cat catch a fly this moring by leaping off the top of our fridge. He caught it in mid air, did what i can only guess was the feline version of a barrel roll and proceeded to bat the thing around until the dog came along and ate it.....


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 01:22:35


Post by: KingCracker


The only badass things Ive personally, physically done, was years ago. BUT while playing Skyrim the other day with my berserker Orc, my weapon was shouted out of my hands by a Draugr Lord, and so I said to hell with that, and proceeded to punch him to death. It was glorious


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 01:23:27


Post by: Corpsesarefun




I felt this was needed again.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 01:25:30


Post by: KingCracker


Yea pretty much like that


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 06:34:33


Post by: remilia_scarlet


hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 14:21:13


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 17:13:40


Post by: alarmingrick


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


For $22 an hour, you better suck something.... !!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 19:51:28


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


alarmingrick wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


For $22 an hour, you better suck something.... !!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!


I was commenting to the Mistress earlier how life would be easier if I were a chick. TBF, I'd probably be dead by now though.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 19:57:53


Post by: KingCracker


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


For $22 an hour, you better suck something.... !!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!


I was commenting to the Mistress earlier how life would be easier if I were a chick. TBF, I'd probably be dead by now though.



Wasnt that how you got that one place to live Cann?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 20:01:24


Post by: Slarg232


My most recent moment of badassery was last year, unfortunately.

Had a blizzard in which the winds were going a good ~25 miles per hour, with visibility down to twenty feet. I was sent home, as I was at work when the storm blew up.

Now, I live about an hour from work, so I had to travel an hour in this. So? I drove 70 MPH for an hour with no visibility with 25 MPH winds. Still not sure if Bad Ass, Crazy, or Stupid. Probably a bit of all three.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 20:23:10


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


KingCracker wrote:
Wasnt that how you got that one place to live Cann?


We'll pretend that it was only one place *shudder*

If I get this job it will be fairly epic. From homeless to middle class in 2 years? Yuss.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 20:43:40


Post by: Frazzled


Doctadeth wrote:Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.

Salute!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!

And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!


Hurray!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 20:47:59


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Doctadeth wrote:Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.

and I have aranaphobia.


+1459 Exp.

/obviousjoke


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 21:15:37


Post by: dogma


I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.

I love that job.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 21:29:52


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


dogma wrote:I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.

I love that job.


Wait, posting in OT is a job now?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 21:41:03


Post by: dogma


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Wait, posting in OT is a job now?


I'm secretly paid by the...



I've said too much.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/01 21:51:38


Post by: Corpsesarefun


dogma wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Wait, posting in OT is a job now?


I'm secretly paid by the...



I've said too much.


DCM overlords.

There, I said it.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 06:39:00


Post by: murdog


Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now


Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.


reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.


master of ordinance wrote:Well Done


alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!


Frazzled wrote:Hurray!


Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 06:42:33


Post by: remilia_scarlet


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


awesomeness, hope you get it


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
remilia_scarlet wrote:hahaha, yeah. I used to be an adventurer, then a meme circulated, and now "m on the internet.


XD

Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


For $22 an hour, you better suck something.... !!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck!


I was commenting to the Mistress earlier how life would be easier if I were a chick. TBF, I'd probably be dead by now though.


it takes dedication, but it's easier than it looks. I dunno about the dead part, I'm still alive after all.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 06:51:21


Post by: alarmingrick


murdog wrote:
Spoiler:
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now


Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.


reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.


master of ordinance wrote:Well Done


alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!


Frazzled wrote:Hurray!

Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.


Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 06:52:45


Post by: remilia_scarlet


alarmingrick wrote:
murdog wrote:
Spoiler:
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now


Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.


reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.


master of ordinance wrote:Well Done


alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!


Frazzled wrote:Hurray!

Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.


Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!


the joys of parenting.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 08:23:34


Post by: murdog


Today I told the three-year old to 'be good for your auntie while you're with her'. She said 'no, I won't.'

Little badass!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 14:44:41


Post by: kronk


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Potential moment of badassery: I have an interview for a job today that pays 22 bucks an hour. I must succeed!


Best of luck, man!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 15:07:45


Post by: Gitzbitah


I stayed home with my 2 year old because he had a large abscess of pus on his upper thigh on Friday. I planned to take it easy- he proceeded to grab his foam swords and we chased each other around the house until we both fell asleep.

Between his disjointed shrieks, 'swood', and dramatic posing, I heard loud and clear- 'I ain't got time to bleed'.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 15:18:44


Post by: Sonophos


dogma wrote:I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.

I love that job.


This puzzles me. What exactly do you do in the real world Dogma?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 15:43:11


Post by: helgrenze


Meh.. I do badass every day at work... seems that on my days off they have to assign 2 people to do my job... and I am nearly twice as old as those guys.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 17:09:03


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Sonophos wrote:
dogma wrote:I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.

I love that job.


This puzzles me. What exactly do you do in the real world Dogma?


Lecturer IIRC.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 17:12:40


Post by: KingCracker


Gitzbitah wrote:I stayed home with my 2 year old because he had a large abscess of pus on his upper thigh on Friday. I planned to take it easy- he proceeded to grab his foam swords and we chased each other around the house until we both fell asleep.

Between his disjointed shrieks, 'swood', and dramatic posing, I heard loud and clear- 'I ain't got time to bleed'.




Kids are fething great arnt they? I used to do those things with my son when he was a wee lad, now hes in 1st. He still likes sword fighting and all that, but the magic from it is all gone. My daughter though, its still there, so I beat her up as much as I cant while she is still young


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 17:17:37


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Yeah a couple of my old school mates have kids now

I'm 18, what is wrong with this world.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 17:18:41


Post by: KingCracker


My wife was just reading the worlds youngest grandmother is from Romania, and she is 23. Yea, you read that right. I guess the youngest in the UK is 29. So you guys get at it young I guess


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 17:19:19


Post by: alarmingrick


corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah a couple of my old school mates have kids now

I'm 18, what is wrong with this world.


Must be something in the air....


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 19:59:15


Post by: Avatar 720


corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah a couple of my old school mates have kids now

I'm 18, what is wrong with this world.


None of my old school acquaintences have children (I wouldn't put it past a good lot of them to have them soon) but they are more concerned with killing their livers right now. I guess it goes like this: Killing Liver>Uni>Kids, in terms of priority for them at the moment.

My sister had her daughter at... let me see... about 23-ish, and my school acquaintences will be turning 19/20 this year (a few are already 19), so I give them about another year before the unplanned birth photos start appearing on Facebook.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 20:01:50


Post by: Frazzled


alarmingrick wrote:
murdog wrote:
Spoiler:
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now


Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.


reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.


master of ordinance wrote:Well Done


alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!


Frazzled wrote:Hurray!

Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.


Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!

beat me to it. Teenagers are babies with access to your car and life changing decisions.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/02 22:50:48


Post by: Azza007


KingCracker wrote:My wife was just reading the worlds youngest grandmother is from Romania, and she is 23. Yea, you read that right. I guess the youngest in the UK is 29. So you guys get at it young I guess


I believe the youngest Grandmother in the UK was 26, she had her daughter at 13, her daughter had a baby at 13. Remember reading it in my ex's mag.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 00:44:55


Post by: Kodanshi


So... as it turns out your post was 100% innapropriate for Dakka. Please review the rules and don't do it again.

Cheers - MT11


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 00:46:03


Post by: Avatar 720


...

Have fun

Use protection!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 02:24:32


Post by: Johnny-Crass


0.o

Go you? I do not think the goal is to strike blood. You aint drilling for oil after all


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 04:43:10


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


At least I had a touch of class... D: And to second JC, there's nothing to be proud of in shredding someone.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 05:11:19


Post by: Johnny-Crass


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:At least I had a touch of class...


Can I sig this?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 05:30:08


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Indeed, good sir


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 05:46:46


Post by: Ultrafool


Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 06:34:20


Post by: alarmingrick


Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!


You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 11:28:11


Post by: Kodanshi


Pardon me, it said badassery. I mistook its premise. Apologies for any offence. None intended!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 12:09:30


Post by: Ratius


Well I dont intend on "shredding" anyone this weekend, havent bought 4 (?!) Baneblades and most certainly didnt deliver a baby (gratz btw!) I'm off the sauce and tabs 33 days.

Its a personal moment of badassery. Sometimes they are the best ones.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 14:49:34


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Kodanshi wrote:Pardon me, it said badassery. I mistook its premise. Apologies for any offence. None intended!


Keep it pg-13 man.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 14:50:33


Post by: Melissia


I took a potato chip...


... AND THEN I ATE IT!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 14:58:47


Post by: Wee_Tam


imagine this....

a fat, overweight second row, played on the wing cos we were a winger down

"this is gonna be a bad day at the office" thinks i, having never played as a winger before and having no idea what their job ACTUALLY is....

25 mins or so in, the ball comes out to me on the wing....

ball in right hand, hand off one player, sidesteps another, shoulder charges through 2 more and another little jink to take me past a 5th....

"run fat boy run" my head says to as i rapidly run out of breath and legpower

2 feet from the try line, i feel myself falling forward, having tripped over my own clumsy size 11 feet

"oh no, i've screwed it up" thinks i....

Falls down over the try line, and the downward motion counts....

TRY GIVEN!

badass to the bone


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 16:38:20


Post by: Kodanshi


corpsesarefun wrote:
Kodanshi wrote:Pardon me, it said badassery. I mistook its premise. Apologies for any offence. None intended!


Keep it pg-13 man.


Yeah, I realised that after the PM I received from the mod explaining it’s a family–oriented site. I keep forgetting that kids play WH as well!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 17:42:39


Post by: Johnny-Crass


Congrats Ratius, I know how hard it is


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 18:07:54


Post by: alarmingrick


Johnny-Crass wrote:Congrats Ratius, I know how hard it is


Agreed! Congrats!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 21:24:36


Post by: KingCracker


alarmingrick wrote:
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!


You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....


Its gak Brick. Close enough though


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/03 22:26:09


Post by: alarmingrick


KingCracker wrote:
alarmingrick wrote:
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!


You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....


Its gak Brick. Close enough though


Haven't you seen American Pie, KC?

Trust me, it's break.

Probably should go ahead and say NSFW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMUV10kq_I

Edit:
Someday, to be able to spell...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 01:46:56


Post by: KingCracker


Well balls, I could of sworn he said gak brick all these years


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 02:46:17


Post by: Ratius


Johnny-Crass wrote:Congrats Ratius, I know how hard it is


alarmingrick
Agreed! Congrats!


Aw, thanks guys/girls (never sure which because of Avatars!)








Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 06:43:54


Post by: Johnny-Crass


Tonights adventure

Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 07:00:16


Post by: Alfndrate


My most recent moment of badassery?

Being quick on the keyboard for the Warmachine Colossal video today. Even though the current thread beat me by a few seconds to a minute or so (I was compiling more info lol), the OP of that thread gave me credit for the original post

Not bad ass I know, but I'm not much of "news" or "rumor" monger...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 08:10:46


Post by: killykavekommando


I was born. The bad-arsery has continued since


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 10:34:46


Post by: Norn King


Brace for heavy impact! I'm the guy tackling the big guy. =)


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Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 10:49:41


Post by: Corpsesarefun


upload it to photobucket or facebook then use that link with the [ img ] *link* [ /img ] tags.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 17:10:38


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Johnny-Crass wrote:Tonights adventure

Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19


Reminds me of a few weeks ago, but replace moshing with dancing like a white chick, good bands with kickass dj and the 19 year old was one of my disciples instead of me. Sounds like a good time sir


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 17:13:39


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I made skittles vodka.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 18:53:05


Post by: alarmingrick


corpsesarefun wrote:I made skittles vodka.


Puke the rainbow?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 19:28:36


Post by: alarmingrick


corpsesarefun wrote:Indeed.


How's the head? Any hangover?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 19:32:48


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I just made it, it will be drank next friday.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 19:48:55


Post by: KingCracker


Man, you are all about preparing for your hangover ya?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 19:56:55


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Made it for a party, party is on friday


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 19:59:01


Post by: Dark Apostle 666


Better than chicken pot noodle vodka I guess... I will never forgive myself for that one...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 20:00:08


Post by: KingCracker


Ive heard pepper Vodka is good, but Ill admit, Im not a drinker, Ill toss a beer back every once in a blue moon, but anything harder and I cant stomach it


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 20:40:59


Post by: alarmingrick


corpsesarefun wrote:I made skittles vodka.


I have to admit being, old and all, I've never heard of this. Is it good?
When I was 17 my cousin, his best friend and I had about 1.5 gallons of cheap Vodka.
Needless to say, my cousin and I about killed each other, literally. To this day the smell
of Vodka makes me want ralf everywhere. I can get away with drinking Screwdrivers thanks
to the OJ killing the odor.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 20:43:39


Post by: Corpsesarefun


At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen


Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 20:48:41


Post by: alarmingrick


corpsesarefun wrote:At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen
Spoiler:


Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.


It's not spam, it's a badge of Badassrey if you make it through the night, with the promised pics.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 21:16:29


Post by: Corpsesarefun


I won't be drinking all 2.5L of the stuff, there will be 12 other people there

There is also 2 crates of cider, 2 crates of beer and a variety of cocktails though...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 21:34:03


Post by: Castiel


corpsesarefun wrote:At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.


You're doing it wrong! Mix them all together, except the green. It makes it taste more awesome.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 21:35:59


Post by: Corpsesarefun


It also makes it look like ass.

They are best separate, trust me


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:21:51


Post by: notprop


Pfft!!

Kids an their damn alcopops, what happened to white lightning, K cider and whatever crap beer your dad had but didn't drink.

We used to drink in a boozer that had every flavour vodka under the sun. Rolo vodka was one to forget, as was garlic vodka. Wheres that pukemoticon I order?



Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:28:57


Post by: TheRobotLol


I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.

WIN


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:30:54


Post by: Kodanshi


Dark Apostle 666 wrote:Better than chicken pot noodle vodka I guess... I will never forgive myself for that one...


What the hell!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:33:34


Post by: Avatar 720


TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.

WIN


Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:35:37


Post by: KingCracker


TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.

WIN


I teach a self defense class that I think you would like. You let the ninja/bad guy/thief/politician/chav/gangbanger/zombie/pizza deliveryguy/dude thatcut you off get close enough to puff up his chest..........and then you fething shoot em.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/04 23:37:41


Post by: Kodanshi


KingCracker wrote:I teach a self defense class that I think you would like. You let the ninja/bad guy/thief/politician/chav/gangbanger/zombie/pizza deliveryguy/dude thatcut you off get close enough to puff up his chest..........and then you fething shoot em.


Is that the Indiana Jones school of self–defence!?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 10:44:13


Post by: Castiel


corpsesarefun wrote:It also makes it look like ass.

They are best separate, trust me


That's why you leave the green out. Trust me!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 10:55:17


Post by: dogma


corpsesarefun wrote:
Sonophos wrote:
dogma wrote:I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.

I love that job.


This puzzles me. What exactly do you do in the real world Dogma?


Lecturer IIRC.


I was, now I have 2.5 jobs. I work for an NPO (This is the "tell people their ideas are stupid" job.), a political consultancy, and re-opened business for select, former PT clients.

Granted, lecturing is basically what I described, when people decide to raise their hands in a class of 200+.


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corpsesarefun wrote:
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.


That sounds awful, and I say this as a man who enjoys grape Gatorade and vodka.

Which tastes like old school Dimetapp.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 11:12:44


Post by: TheRobotLol


Avatar 720 wrote:
TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.

WIN


Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...



Yo just mad cause yo can't match mah mad skills...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 11:16:54


Post by: dogma


Avatar 720 wrote:
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...


Depends on circumstance.

For example, this...




...is badass. Not fair, but badass.

There's also this wonderful gem:




"You do not fight with honor!"

"No...But he did."

Granted if it were a sparring match, claiming a victory outside the rules is just lame. Sport does not equal necessary violence.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 11:25:15


Post by: TheRobotLol


dogma wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...


Depends on circumstance.

For example, this...



...is badass. Not fair, but badass.

There's also this wonderful gem:



"You do not fight with honor!"



"No...But he did."

Granted if it were a sparring match, claiming a victory outside the rules is just lame. Sport does not equal necessary violence.








*My honour has been restored*


it was not a sparing match, he was just a who was a black belt and started a fight.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 12:36:24


Post by: TheRobotLol


corpsesarefun wrote:Finished!




What are those?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 12:46:48


Post by: Snrub


They are flasks of skittles vodka. Veeeeeery tasty if made right. (tbh its kind of hard to feth it up. but i have seen it done.)


Corpes, they look absotivley delish. Have you ever tried soaking jelly babies in vodka? Nice fat squishy vodka filled babies that release a flavoured hit of booze when you bite into one. Worth a go.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 13:09:28


Post by: purplefood


Chocolate vodka is pretty good when done right...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 23:18:54


Post by: Snrub


Tell me more about this chocolate vodka.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 23:20:30


Post by: Johnny-Crass


I still love my some vodka gummy-bears. It is how I got through 7th and 8th grade


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 23:29:27


Post by: Corpsesarefun


Snrub wrote:Tell me more about this chocolate vodka.


I'm also interested, in my experience chocolate does not dissolve in vodka at all.

Chocolate from a chocolate fountain mixes with vodka nicely though.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/05 23:37:44


Post by: Valkyrie


At the pub at the weekend, mate drops a penny in my drink as per the rules for the God Save the Queen drinking game, hoping to make me sick. Woe betide his face when I down it in 4 seconds, then get revenge in 4 words: "Four double-Jaegerbombs please!".

Never tried the chocolate vodka though


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 00:46:16


Post by: Corpsesarefun


That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 00:49:27


Post by: KingCracker


Alrighty then, since Im not a drinker, Ill come up with the toxic....er...totally safe drink concoctions and you test them out


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 02:00:29


Post by: purplefood


You get some chocolate (lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 02:08:51


Post by: alarmingrick


purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!


Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 02:17:58


Post by: purplefood


alarmingrick wrote:
purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!


Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?

The chocolate should melt down and diffuse/mix into the vodka...
That said i can't quite remember the results of my last attempt too clearly... probably a good reason for that...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 03:01:34


Post by: Snrub


purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Well that just sounds bloody great. Gonna have to try it. Could one manually melt the chocolate and then add it to the vodka? I don have a dishwasher so an alternate method is required.



Back on topic. More a moment of personal badassery, but i ran almost a full km today on my morning run. Maybe not so impressive in the wider community of fitness but for me a bit of an accomplishment because im so very unfit.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 03:26:45


Post by: Johnny-Crass


I bet you could put the bottle in near boiling water to have it melt


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 07:05:45


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 07:18:04


Post by: dogma


corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Do the British Isles know of Everclear?

Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 08:26:13


Post by: Johnny-Crass


This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 09:52:09


Post by: Snrub


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.
Like a boss.

Johnny-Crass wrote:This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch
Does your ex know you've just sniped your job? If so, what does she think of the whole sitch? Cant well imagine shes pleased.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 18:26:20


Post by: Corpsesarefun


dogma wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Do the British Isles know of Everclear?

Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?


We use % by volume rather than proof.

I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 18:27:57


Post by: purplefood


corpsesarefun wrote:
dogma wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Do the British Isles know of Everclear?

Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?


We use % by volume rather than proof.

I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.

There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 18:36:35


Post by: Avatar 720


purplefood wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
dogma wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Do the British Isles know of Everclear?

Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?


We use % by volume rather than proof.

I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.

There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...


I'm more partial to calling it "Can I have your stuff when your liver fails?"


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/06 18:38:56


Post by: purplefood


Avatar 720 wrote:
purplefood wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:
dogma wrote:
corpsesarefun wrote:That would be absolutely vile

I'm so trying it.


Do the British Isles know of Everclear?

Or, more appropriately, 190 proof grain alcohol?


We use % by volume rather than proof.

I'm pretty sure there is 95% vodka around here somewhere.

There is...
My dad calls it Holy Water...


I'm more partial to calling it "Can I have your stuff when your liver fails?"

I'd call it that but my dad doesn't have anything...


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 00:10:47


Post by: KingCracker


Then buy him things, and then call it that


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 00:12:56


Post by: Joey


Getting some work experience at a local IT business at which I will learn a shed load of stuff and possibly end up with a full time job.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 02:25:29


Post by: Albatross


KingCracker wrote:Alrighty then, since Im not a drinker, Ill come up with the toxic....er...totally safe drink concoctions and you test them out

I once drank a double Courvoisier with a pickled onion in it. Also, double Aftershock, double Goldschlager, double vodka, topped up with Guinness, then downed in one.

That was a rough night. It was my birthday.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 02:31:33


Post by: dajobe


I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 02:36:07


Post by: Albatross


dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!

Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!



Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 03:49:51


Post by: alarmingrick


Albatross wrote:
dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!

Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!



Ah, but I think you forgot "While completely drunk and naked"?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 03:52:18


Post by: dajobe


alarmingrick wrote:
Albatross wrote:
dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!

Woah! That's, like, the IT version of firing an Uzi at a tiger whilst riding a motorbike!



Ah, but I think you forgot "While completely drunk and naked"?


True, because no sane or sober human would take such a risk!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 03:52:53


Post by: Great White


dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!





Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 03:58:23


Post by: Frazzled


Got a $1.0Bn deal approved. feth yea!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 04:03:09


Post by: alarmingrick


Frazzled wrote:Got a $1.0Bn deal approved. feth yea!


Drinks are on you....


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 04:06:16


Post by: Frazzled


And I'm drinking 'em!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 04:17:17


Post by: dajobe


Great White wrote:
dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!




lol, love the pic!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 04:23:17


Post by: Great White


dajobe wrote:
Great White wrote:
dajobe wrote:I pulled out my Flash drive without properly ejecting it first. Feth Yeah!




lol, love the pic!


Your Welcome


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 05:45:27


Post by: Piston Honda


Told my friends I'm to cool to smoke pot.




Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 08:20:59


Post by: alarmingrick


Piston Honda wrote:Told my friends I'm to cool to smoke pot.




Was that before or after you got stoned?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 08:26:28


Post by: SagesStone


Could have also been during.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 08:28:19


Post by: alarmingrick


n0t_u wrote:Could have also been during.


Touche', I tip my hat to you!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 08:31:59


Post by: ParatrooperSimon


Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 08:34:17


Post by: alarmingrick


ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.


Then called her and realized she saw you dancing......


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 10:48:39


Post by: darknessforbid


I ate...my chunky beef pie
Oh and then went and saved some people from the end of the world XD


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/07 16:01:48


Post by: Johnny-Crass


ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!

Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.


I really thought you were going end this with you fell flat on your face. I got all excited but then there was no slapstick


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 01:55:43


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


Woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, effectively attempting to hijack my own thread as a social experiment.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
I wish to discuss moments of Dumbassery now.

Earlier I was playing Blood Bowl. I lined up my Orcs in the most Orc-y setup possible, ready to beat the snot out of the little halfling punks in front of me, also leaving my flanks open. I clicked Accept then realized I was receiving with no one in the back field. Halflings scored on me a couple turn later.

Follow suit fellow heathens.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 13:42:14


Post by: Easy E


I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 14:28:54


Post by: Alfndrate


I went to the dentist today and got a wisdom tooth pulled...

I've been dealing with the toothache for two weeks because I'm afraid of dentists...

Look both badasser and dumbassery


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 14:30:25


Post by: WarOne


I read Alfndrate's post about his dentist nemesis in the DCM forums LONG before he even decided to post it here.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 14:45:55


Post by: Yak9UT


Hmm Dumbassery now.

Well I broke my foot jumping off a roof on New Years Eve after watching the fire works


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 15:33:24


Post by: KingCracker


My most recent....... I was baking cookies with my daughter, I opened the oven and told her "watch out its REALLY hot in there ok?" And proceeded to pull the fething cookie sheet out with my bare hands. I got about mid stomach when the pain registered and I flung cookies all over the place

My daughter thought it was hilarious and cool, because instead of asking if I was ok, she went for the cookies......kids..


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 16:51:20


Post by: master of ordinance


Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 16:54:00


Post by: TheRobotLol


Easy E wrote:I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.


Both my friend, both


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 17:08:45


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. I don't even.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 17:10:27


Post by: Castiel


master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Cool story bro, but try and keep the crazy in next time.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 20:33:24


Post by: alarmingrick


master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


May I suggest therapy? Quickly!
Stop reading, and go now. You don't have any time to spare.....


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/08 20:51:05


Post by: KingCracker


Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.



Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 20:31:04


Post by: dogma


Easy E wrote:I was flown half way across the country just so I could turn down a job offer.

I'm not sure if that was badass or dumbass.


It depends on where the job was.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 20:48:14


Post by: Avatar 720


KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.



Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already


It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 21:00:17


Post by: alarmingrick


Avatar 720 wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.


Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.



Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already


It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.


Really, all the uncool kids are doing it. And lets face it, we'll never run out of people to ignore.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 21:23:48


Post by: Easy E


Does getting blocked by KC equal Badass or Dumbass?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 21:25:43


Post by: Corpsesarefun


The latter.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 22:46:53


Post by: Cannerus_The_Unbearable


This morning I was using an electric shaver (one of the kind with interchangeable heads) while going #1, thinking I was saving time. The shaver got stuck in my iron facial hair that grows way too quickly and "bit" me, so I pulled the tip off to clean it, only to have the screen fall into the currently flushing john. Dumbassery at it's finest.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 23:19:53


Post by: KingCracker


Easy E wrote:Does getting blocked by KC equal Badass or Dumbass?


corpsesarefun wrote:The latter.




Very much so





Cannerus - I did a similar thing once, but I was brushing my teeth while doing that...........and you guessed it, I ended up going out and buying a new toothbrush


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 23:25:41


Post by: Castiel


Dumbass? I was running late the other morning, and went out the front door at full throttle. I proceeded to slip on a patch of ice outside the front door, and fall on my arse, wrenching my arm at the same time to prevent myself falling down the stairs. I then fell over again about 2 minutes later in front of the rush hour traffic. I was very embarassed!


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 23:32:46


Post by: Johnny-Crass


Scine we are doing dumbass now I got one

I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and wak to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 23:37:14


Post by: Azza007


Johnny-Crass wrote:Scine we are doing dumbass now I got one

I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and WAK to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.


How did you not get arrested for indecent exposure?


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/09 23:44:23


Post by: Great White


Not my dumbassary( It's a friends) but here it goes.

My friend decided to break a phone case, but right before he snapped it he said, "This is gonna hurt," and he snapped it and it cut his hand open.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/10 00:09:00


Post by: Azza007


One of my biggest moments of dumbassery must be my 21st party last year going paint balling for the first time, end of the last game of the day I ended up getting knocked out after running into low door frame I couldn't see due to my paint covered goggles. After leaving the hospital with an all clear for my neck and head, I ended my party sleeping in bed while my mates partied without me thanks to the resulting concussion.

Turned out out I had damaged the muscles down the right side of my neck and shoulder when it happened, as well as breaking the gun. Ended up with 2 months of physiotherapy and still get problems to this day. Still had a good day though.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/10 00:09:48


Post by: Gitzbitah


Heh. I have a serious moment of over-manliness. My gardenhose has one of those spray gun attachments on it, and it is stuck there. I was about to poison the yard for fleas with a bottle of poison intended to hook directly onto the hose- which is impossible with mine. I realized, with a little experimentation, that I could still shoot a stream through the poison can, with a moderate amount of backblast. 30 minutes later, the yard was done, and I was soaked in water, and what I can only assume was a modest amount of flea poison. It felt like a really bad cold the next morning, then I returned to normal.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/10 01:48:41


Post by: KingCracker


Great White wrote:Not my dumbassary( It's a friends) but here it goes.

My friend decided to break a phone case, but right before he snapped it he said, "This is gonna hurt," and he snapped it and it cut his hand open.



Im feeling like this is GES all over again


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/10 09:22:36


Post by: master of ordinance


The other day my little brother kicked his slipper at me from PB range whilst i was reading my card shopping list(MTG). without even realising it i reached out and caught his slipper in mid flight. needless to say he was shocked.
oh and i think ive recoverd from my insane moment the other day. that Bch inquisitor ursula caused that. to survive her my sanity had to retreat.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/10 09:38:12


Post by: alarmingrick


master of ordinance wrote:The other day my little brother kicked his slipper at me from PB range whilst i was reading my card shopping list(MTG). without even realising it i reached out and caught his slipper in mid flight. needless to say he was shocked.
oh and i think ive recoverd from my insane moment the other day. that Bch inquisitor ursula caused that. to survive her my sanity had to retreat.


Well I'm glad she survived your bad day too.


Your Most Recent Moment of Badassery (Now featuring Dumbassery!) @ 2012/02/12 03:52:08


Post by: KingCracker


Read, hissy fit