Quite simple. What was your most recent moment that made you feel like pure awesome?
Earlier today the Mistress and I went with my mom and stepdad to Zestfest, a spicy food convention. I vowed to take every spicy food challenge there. After tons of Habanero salsas that tasted practically the same, the things that stood out: I ate a Trinidad Scorpion (somewhere near 3 times more powerful than pepper spray) and did CaJohns's Execution, which consisted of taking shots of 9 hot sauces ranging from several thousand Scovilles up to 3 million at the highest one. There were no drinks allowed and you had to wait a few seconds between each one while the guy explained them and the crowd watched the dying competitors. I was the only one who lasted through my wave. Shortly after my body was completely numb and my shirt was soaked in sweat. Nonetheless, I got a sticker and one of those things that goes around your beer to keep it cold proclaiming my victory
How about you Dakka? What are your moments of victory?
I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.
I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.
Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.
Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.
Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.
Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.
Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.
Stone-cold sober! Honest! Drunken Karate is basically just getting your arse kicked, but in pyjamas.
Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.
And then the Video game ended?
Nah I just always confuse my life with that of John Rambo
But are you in it at the time? You'd have no time to yourself if you had to fly around the world with the sun in order to keep flying. What if there was an emergancy during a cloudy night? You'd barely be able to skim the ground.
Albatross wrote:I sparred with a black-belt that started learning Karate in the year I was born, and pretty much mauled him. He was carrying a twinge in his leg, mind. Plus, I got my arse handed to me by the next guy, also a black-belt.
Were you sober, or had you been drinking? You know it's a valid question.
Stone-cold sober! Honest! Drunken Karate is basically just getting your arse kicked, but in pyjamas.
Not to mention you bleed a hell of alot more when you're drunk!
Well, congrats on the match!
Johnny-Crass wrote:I was dropped into Vietnam and rescued around 10 POWs, then we stole a chopper and slipped out in the cover of night. Half way through our escape we were set upon by a soviet attack helicopter but I managed to get away. All and all a good day.
And then the Video game ended?
Nah I just always confuse my life with that of John Rambo
Something tells me that this is not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life.
I can't remember the last time I did anything badass. :(
Narrowly missed being hit in the face by a bus wingmirror (its a weekly occurence) by ducking in an awesome manner. Me not being hit failed to warn the guy behind me and he ended up being tottaled instead (this is the guy that got hit by the same car six times in one day, so its all good). ^^
Well the story goes that a few coursemates and I joined a society at our student union. And on the first workshop of our society, I was the only one of my friends that turned up. And I turned up in a suit. By the end of the night, I was doing the Time Warp on the karaoke with a few of the girls from the society.
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GWand purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GWand purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
4 Baneblades
3 Chimeras
3 Leman Russ's
3 Manticores
1 IG starter Box
1 Basilisk.
They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.
Yep nuts for buying at GWlol....
If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
4 Baneblades
3 Chimeras
3 Leman Russ's
3 Manticores
1 IG starter Box
1 Basilisk.
They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.
Yep nuts for buying at GWlol....
If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children
I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.
Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.
Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.
Congrats! I've got a real, adult job opportunity coming up Wednesday. Nervous as hell :/
dogma wrote:I finished the "philosophical" component of my dissertation last week.
That IS bad ass.
I had a twenty minute bare knuckle fist fight with an ex-convict who had convictions for common assault and burglary outside the local bowling alley and I feel less of a man after reading your post.
I was lying though unfortunately, so you beat me hands down.
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
4 Baneblades
3 Chimeras
3 Leman Russ's
3 Manticores
1 IG starter Box
1 Basilisk.
They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.
My back pocket spontaneously combusted when I read this.
I was playing Deus Ex Human Revolutions and I killed everyone in Detroit.
I told my girlfriend to make me a sandwich and clean up the place... *I then tightened up to get ready for an ass whooping* then she told me to... "Shut up and make me a sandwich, you know the kind they make at subway which is my faaaaav, AND YOU CLEAN UP THE DAMN PLACE YOU LAZY (badword)" I did, Buuuuuuuut, it was the fact that a grew a pair and tried to get her to do it without losing my nerve and then running away like a little girl... while screaming like a little girl.
Howard A Treesong wrote:Not sure about 'badass', but on Friday I got my first proper job since leaving university, a full-time permanent adult job. I'm thrilled to be out of unemployment which was frankly a horrible experience.
Alexzandvar wrote:When at Christmas time I walked into the local GW and purchased the following items *Mind you some were on sale such as the Baneblades*
4 Baneblades
3 Chimeras
3 Leman Russ's
3 Manticores
1 IG starter Box
1 Basilisk.
They looked at me like I was nuts, yet amazing.
Yep nuts for buying at GWlol....
If you bought it on line discount retailer, you would still have enough left over to feed 100 african children
I just had a image of a child trying to eat a baneblade kit.
When my friend berated me for "You used to spend money on pointless black box fake videos games, and now you spend them on worthless toy plastic models? You know how many starving people in Africa you could feed with what you bought?"
I then told him none "You can't eat video games or Models and the model soldiers are so small, I'm just saving the poor African children from choking on them by buying them all up!"
Was the last person left on my team in an airsoft war this weekend. I just ran into the woods, with like 7 people chasing after me, out of ammo in all of my guns except my revolver, which still had a full 6 shots. I ran behind a log, and took cover. Everyone was charging or taking a position around me, so I decide to go down fighting, and I took out four of them, missing with only two shots, before I finally took about eleven bbs in the face and chest.
Earlier in the war there was a sniper in a two story trailer house thing, shooting down with a gas sniper rifle. I walk casually out of cover, put him in my revolver's sights, and hit him right between the eyes. I was quite a ways off too. One thing that offset the epicness however was that later on, the same sniper, in the same position, did the exact same thing to me
Snrub wrote:I chugged 2L of blue heaven flavoured milk and didnt chuck me guts up afterwards. Counts don't it?
mattyrm wrote:What the feth is blue heaven milk?!
Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
I fell out of the back of a moving pick up truck, no tailgate, ended up with roadrash all up and down my right side. I still got up and walked towards the truck saying that I was fine, rode the rest of the way home in the back. When I got home I took a hot shower and ate dinner.
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...
Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a
KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.
I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!
And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!
murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!
And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!
murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!
And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...
Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a
KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.
I've done the gallon before... Your stomach really starts to churn at about 2/3rds of a gallon, so no 2L is not impressive But it's a start. Come young Padawan, we can teach you the ways of the force.
Recent moment of Badassery: I live on a dry campus in a fraternity house (no alcohol is allowed to be consumed by anyone on school property), and while we all know college students will do what college students do, the school has RAs and RDs to police the dorms, making sure we're all being good little Christian boys and girls (go to a private school). I live in a corner of this house near a fire escape, which university staff likes to use to "sneak" into the house (it avoids the front door, and the steps up to the rooms), so they have a better chance of patrolling without being noticed. I had my door open, because my room is hot beyond belief. I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone was outside of my door. I said, "What up?" Turns out it was the director and assistant director of Greek Life (they don't like my fraternity very much...) So I proceeded to have a friendly conversation with them (they're quite the lovely ladies). While they were distracted by my red beard and my stunning conversational skills, two of the small "events" happening in my house were able to go into silent mode. They turned off the lights, the tv/stereo, and no one made a sound for thirty minutes while I talked to them (didn't realize it was this long). They were in a generally good mood just as they left, until one of our new guys (a bit of a dunce) whistled "inappropriately" at them. So they went and had a talk with him about how one should act around women... I single handedly saved my residence hall from being put on Double Secret Probation.
murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!
And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...
Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk.
It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a
KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.
Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you
KingCracker wrote:Thats what I want to know. And NO! 2L of milk? Gah, and everyone else says Americans are sissies. Be a real man, do the gallon challenge. Then Ill allow you to say your a badass for that
What is Blue heaven you ask? Very hard to describe is what it is...
Blue heaven is traditionally a milkshake flavouring. Very popular in the 50's. Its also good in spiders (which i believe you Americans call "Floats" or "Ice cream soda") and is a good ice cream topping. If you pour some in a glass of milk and stir it in it acts like Nesquik or things of that ilk. It appears to be, and i wasnt aware of this, predominantly an Australian flavour. Its taste is difficult to describe but the cheaper products have a strong apple taste. Its actaully a good indicator of quality, the more Apple you can taste the lower quality it is. Its a
KC 2L is just over half a gallon. 0.528gallons to be exact. So while not as impressive as a full gallon its not a bad effort i feel. Kept it all down too.
Well if its close to a milkshake, then I must say, good job to you. Because those bastards are thick. I applaud you
Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.
(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)
Tazz Azrael wrote:Got in a verbal fight with the missus and won. And yes I still cant figure out how i won but i know its going to bite me in the arse latter, yet i shall savor my victory while i still can.
(i can safely assume i won cause she came in to bed after saying she was sorry for the fight n such and she didn't mean to get out of wack about it)
Alfndrate wrote:Snrub, is this what you're referring to?
If it is, KC Blue Heaven is the blueberry flavor of a brand of flavored milk(s). Think... Strawberry Nesquick in a bottle, etc...
Pre-mixed, ready to drink. It probably is used as a flavoring for milk shakes, but in the powdered form (or perhaps a syrup)
You are correct sir, I was drinking big M's. But you are wrong about it being Blueberry. Its most certainly the colour of blueberries but it doesn't taste like em.
Alfndrate wrote:Edit: Further research has led me to this
The some of the cheapo stuff. The good stuff is made by a company called Edlyn.
On another note of badassery i watched my cat catch a fly this moring by leaping off the top of our fridge. He caught it in mid air, did what i can only guess was the feline version of a barrel roll and proceeded to bat the thing around until the dog came along and ate it.....
The only badass things Ive personally, physically done, was years ago. BUT while playing Skyrim the other day with my berserker Orc, my weapon was shouted out of my hands by a Draugr Lord, and so I said to hell with that, and proceeded to punch him to death. It was glorious
My most recent moment of badassery was last year, unfortunately.
Had a blizzard in which the winds were going a good ~25 miles per hour, with visibility down to twenty feet. I was sent home, as I was at work when the storm blew up.
Now, I live about an hour from work, so I had to travel an hour in this. So? I drove 70 MPH for an hour with no visibility with 25 MPH winds. Still not sure if Bad Ass, Crazy, or Stupid. Probably a bit of all three.
Doctadeth wrote:Yesterday, I cleaned out my shed. Killed 4 daddy long legs, 2 huntsmen spiders and 2 redback spiders.
and I have aranaphobia.
Salute!
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murdog wrote:I damn near delivered my baby daughter today, and was super calm about it. We had a home birth, and it all went well. My wife started having contractions around 7:30. I started filling up the birthing pool. By about 8:15 we knew it was real and called the midwives and the neighbor who was to take our 3 year old. The neighbor was dropping her kids off, the midwife got stuck in traffic. I helped my wife through contrations, checking the pool, getting her a drink, etc. in between, managing my daughter the whole time as well. Just after 9 the neighbor came and took her, just after 9:20 I had my 'the baby is here and the midwives aren't' checklist and my wife was ready to push! The midwives came barging in at 9:30, at 9:35 she was born! The one vet midwife said after I had cut the cord, as I was helping my wife eat, drink, and be warm, as well as assisting the midwives: 'You are remarkably calm'. After I thought, ya, I guess it takes more than imminent birth or a baby coming out of a vagina to stress me out!
And if that doesn't make me a badass, well at least I got a girl pregnant!
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now
Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.
reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.
master of ordinance wrote:Well Done
alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!
Frazzled wrote:Hurray!
Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now
Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.
reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.
master of ordinance wrote:Well Done
alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!
Frazzled wrote:Hurray!
Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.
Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now
Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.
reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.
master of ordinance wrote:Well Done
alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!
Frazzled wrote:Hurray!
Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.
Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!
I stayed home with my 2 year old because he had a large abscess of pus on his upper thigh on Friday. I planned to take it easy- he proceeded to grab his foam swords and we chased each other around the house until we both fell asleep.
Between his disjointed shrieks, 'swood', and dramatic posing, I heard loud and clear- 'I ain't got time to bleed'.
Meh.. I do badass every day at work... seems that on my days off they have to assign 2 people to do my job... and I am nearly twice as old as those guys.
Gitzbitah wrote:I stayed home with my 2 year old because he had a large abscess of pus on his upper thigh on Friday. I planned to take it easy- he proceeded to grab his foam swords and we chased each other around the house until we both fell asleep.
Between his disjointed shrieks, 'swood', and dramatic posing, I heard loud and clear- 'I ain't got time to bleed'.
Kids are fething great arnt they? I used to do those things with my son when he was a wee lad, now hes in 1st. He still likes sword fighting and all that, but the magic from it is all gone. My daughter though, its still there, so I beat her up as much as I cant while she is still young
My wife was just reading the worlds youngest grandmother is from Romania, and she is 23. Yea, you read that right. I guess the youngest in the UK is 29. So you guys get at it young I guess
corpsesarefun wrote:Yeah a couple of my old school mates have kids now
I'm 18, what is wrong with this world.
None of my old school acquaintences have children (I wouldn't put it past a good lot of them to have them soon) but they are more concerned with killing their livers right now. I guess it goes like this: Killing Liver>Uni>Kids, in terms of priority for them at the moment.
My sister had her daughter at... let me see... about 23-ish, and my school acquaintences will be turning 19/20 this year (a few are already 19), so I give them about another year before the unplanned birth photos start appearing on Facebook.
Johnny-Crass wrote:I think murdog won the thread and we can all head home now
Snrub wrote:Agreed. Also congratz on the bub.
reds8n wrote:Congratulations. Glad all is well. good luck BTW.
master of ordinance wrote:Well Done
alarmingrick wrote:Congrats!!!! Good luck and great job!
Frazzled wrote:Hurray!
Thanks guys. Now does anyone know of a device that filters out only the sound of a baby crying? (And no, don't hand me the Crown Royal and call it an 'indifference enhancer'). The little nipple nibbler is HUNGRY! Sometimes I find, that when the baby cries, mom feels SOOOO bad for baby. Dad feels bad for dad.
Trust me, there will come a time you'll miss these days! Sooner than you know it, they're talking, walking, driving the car and then wrecking the car....
God I miss the crying days. They were cheaper!
beat me to it. Teenagers are babies with access to your car and life changing decisions.
KingCracker wrote:My wife was just reading the worlds youngest grandmother is from Romania, and she is 23. Yea, you read that right. I guess the youngest in the UK is 29. So you guys get at it young I guess
I believe the youngest Grandmother in the UK was 26, she had her daughter at 13, her daughter had a baby at 13. Remember reading it in my ex's mag.
Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
Well I dont intend on "shredding" anyone this weekend, havent bought 4 (?!) Baneblades and most certainly didnt deliver a baby (gratz btw!) I'm off the sauce and tabs 33 days.
Its a personal moment of badassery. Sometimes they are the best ones.
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
Ultrafool wrote:Ok so I was at school yesterday and felt a sharp pain in my belly. I was like woah whats going on then it hit me, I have to take a dump. Usually I can hold it in till school ends but I was ill so I could not control it. I have a fear of public restrooms and doing number 2 in them so after class ended I sprinted home. Everything felt good until I felt some serious aftershocks in my stomach, I swear I thought I was going to die in the street like some dog. Now this thing is about to come out so I double time it home, I see the wall that leads to my backyard and stop. Now If I climb slowly over it I might errupt so I take a couple steps back and LEAP over this 8 foot wall magestic unicorn like and clear it! I crash through the screen door and make it just in time!
You shall be forever known as gak break. Watch American Pie for reference....
Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19
Being quick on the keyboard for the Warmachine Colossal video today. Even though the current thread beat me by a few seconds to a minute or so (I was compiling more info lol), the OP of that thread gave me credit for the original post
Not bad ass I know, but I'm not much of "news" or "rumor" monger...
Things I did
Broke a mans nose
Kissed a lovely lady
Moshed untill I could not walk
Listened to some good bands
Had a guy give me a 21+ wrist band when I am only 19
Reminds me of a few weeks ago, but replace moshing with dancing like a white chick, good bands with kickass dj and the 19 year old was one of my disciples instead of me. Sounds like a good time sir
Ive heard pepper Vodka is good, but Ill admit, Im not a drinker, Ill toss a beer back every once in a blue moon, but anything harder and I cant stomach it
I have to admit being, old and all, I've never heard of this. Is it good?
When I was 17 my cousin, his best friend and I had about 1.5 gallons of cheap Vodka.
Needless to say, my cousin and I about killed each other, literally. To this day the smell
of Vodka makes me want ralf everywhere. I can get away with drinking Screwdrivers thanks
to the OJ killing the odor.
At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.
corpsesarefun wrote:At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen
Spoiler:
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.
It's not spam, it's a badge of Badassrey if you make it through the night, with the promised pics.
corpsesarefun wrote:At the risk of spamming (I've already posted this) here is a photo of the stuff dissolving in my kitchen
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.
You're doing it wrong! Mix them all together, except the green. It makes it taste more awesome.
Kids an their damn alcopops, what happened to white lightning, K cider and whatever crap beer your dad had but didn't drink.
We used to drink in a boozer that had every flavour vodka under the sun. Rolo vodka was one to forget, as was garlic vodka. Wheres that pukemoticon I order?
TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.
WIN
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...
TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.
WIN
I teach a self defense class that I think you would like. You let the ninja/bad guy/thief/politician/chav/gangbanger/zombie/pizza deliveryguy/dude thatcut you off get close enough to puff up his chest..........and then you fething shoot em.
KingCracker wrote:I teach a self defense class that I think you would like. You let the ninja/bad guy/thief/politician/chav/gangbanger/zombie/pizza deliveryguy/dude thatcut you off get close enough to puff up his chest..........and then you fething shoot em.
Is that the Indiana Jones school of self–defence!?
dogma wrote:I have a job that basically entails telling people their ideas are stupid, and that they need to be less idealistic.
I love that job.
This puzzles me. What exactly do you do in the real world Dogma?
Lecturer IIRC.
I was, now I have 2.5 jobs. I work for an NPO (This is the "tell people their ideas are stupid" job.), a political consultancy, and re-opened business for select, former PT clients.
Granted, lecturing is basically what I described, when people decide to raise their hands in a class of 200+.
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corpsesarefun wrote:
Needs another night to make sure it's all dissolved then straining to remove the crap that hasn't dissolved, it tastes mostly like skittles and alcohol.
That sounds awful, and I say this as a man who enjoys grape Gatorade and vodka.
TheRobotLol wrote:I went face-to-face with a black belt and just kneed' him in the nuts and kicked him over.
WIN
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...
Yo just mad cause yo can't match mah mad skills...
Avatar 720 wrote:
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...
Depends on circumstance.
For example, this...
...is badass. Not fair, but badass.
There's also this wonderful gem:
"You do not fight with honor!"
"No...But he did."
Granted if it were a sparring match, claiming a victory outside the rules is just lame. Sport does not equal necessary violence.
Avatar 720 wrote:
Dude... that's just low. Kicking a guy in the nads isn't badass, in fact, it's completely unbadass. It'd have been badass if you won in a fair fight but... dude...
Depends on circumstance.
For example, this...
...is badass. Not fair, but badass.
There's also this wonderful gem:
"You do not fight with honor!"
"No...But he did."
Granted if it were a sparring match, claiming a victory outside the rules is just lame. Sport does not equal necessary violence.
*My honour has been restored*
it was not a sparing match, he was just a who was a black belt and started a fight.
They are flasks of skittles vodka. Veeeeeery tasty if made right. (tbh its kind of hard to feth it up. but i have seen it done.)
Corpes, they look absotivley delish. Have you ever tried soaking jelly babies in vodka? Nice fat squishy vodka filled babies that release a flavoured hit of booze when you bite into one. Worth a go.
At the pub at the weekend, mate drops a penny in my drink as per the rules for the God Save the Queen drinking game, hoping to make me sick. Woe betide his face when I down it in 4 seconds, then get revenge in 4 words: "Four double-Jaegerbombs please!".
You get some chocolate (lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there) Grate it a bit. When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka. Screw the lid back on tight. Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such) If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?
purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Does it solidify back after it cools down? Or once it mixes, it stay mixed?
The chocolate should melt down and diffuse/mix into the vodka...
That said i can't quite remember the results of my last attempt too clearly... probably a good reason for that...
purplefood wrote:You get some chocolate #(lets say Dairy Milk since it's probably some of the better stuff out there)
Grate it a bit.
When you have a fair amount of chocolate shavings whack it into a bottle of vodka.
Screw the lid back on tight.
Put it in a dishwasher (somewhere where it won't get damaged) and turn it on with some dirt dishes (so you don't waste water and such)
If it doesn't explode (which it shouldn't to be fair) then the chocolate should have melted into the vodka and you have chocolate vodka!
Well that just sounds bloody great. Gonna have to try it. Could one manually melt the chocolate and then add it to the vodka? I don have a dishwasher so an alternate method is required.
Back on topic. More a moment of personal badassery, but i ran almost a full km today on my morning run. Maybe not so impressive in the wider community of fitness but for me a bit of an accomplishment because im so very unfit.
So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.
This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, I tried to leave my current job the other day (I have other offers). Within an hour I'm getting told that I need to come back in the morning and talk it over. I'm now getting promoted in a week. I pull a glorified walk out and get promoted for it. I'm not sure if it's badassery or my real-life Bard skills kicking in, but either way, WHOO! Still waiting on the big job though.
Like a boss.
Johnny-Crass wrote:This is not realy badass but I went in to where my ex works yesterday and had a long talk with her manager (she works at a clothing shop). Turns out my knowledge of retail, their location and superior people skills just stole my exs job. I am pleased as punch
Does your ex know you've just sniped your job? If so, what does she think of the whole sitch? Cant well imagine shes pleased.
KingCracker wrote:Alrighty then, since Im not a drinker, Ill come up with the toxic....er...totally safe drink concoctions and you test them out
I once drank a double Courvoisier with a pickled onion in it. Also, double Aftershock, double Goldschlager, double vodka, topped up with Guinness, then downed in one.
Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.
ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!
Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.
Then called her and realized she saw you dancing......
ParatrooperSimon wrote:Told a girl she looked fine, got her number!
Then when I turned the corner I did that skip thing where I tap both my feet together in mid air and then when I was walking home, did the breakfest club fist in the air thing ;D. Bit OTT ae? But It was in the moment.
I really thought you were going end this with you fell flat on your face. I got all excited but then there was no slapstick
Woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, effectively attempting to hijack my own thread as a social experiment.
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Earlier I was playing Blood Bowl. I lined up my Orcs in the most Orc-y setup possible, ready to beat the snot out of the little halfling punks in front of me, also leaving my flanks open. I clicked Accept then realized I was receiving with no one in the back field. Halflings scored on me a couple turn later.
My most recent....... I was baking cookies with my daughter, I opened the oven and told her "watch out its REALLY hot in there ok?" And proceeded to pull the fething cookie sheet out with my bare hands. I got about mid stomach when the pain registered and I flung cookies all over the place
My daughter thought it was hilarious and cool, because instead of asking if I was ok, she went for the cookies......kids..
Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
Cool story bro, but try and keep the crazy in next time.
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
May I suggest therapy? Quickly!
Stop reading, and go now. You don't have any time to spare.....
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.
Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.
Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already
It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.
master of ordinance wrote:Badassery?
Just withstood an interigation by evil inquisitors:ahem: My courses manager. Shes a real Bch and seems to enjoy tormenting people. ugh im glad ive never fed of her shed have poisoned me the twisted Bch. and i can smell she would taste bad. atleast i didnt tell her about my recent breakup or shed have torn me apart. actualy come to think of it i didnt tell her anything. wearing a trenchcoat has its advantages. and ive planned how to kill her so +1 to me.
Two thing:
1. What is this.
2. WTF.
Thats how I felt about it. Damn this month must be KC blocks people month. Im up to 5 already
It's almost becoming mainstream to get blocked by KC.
Really, all the uncool kids are doing it. And lets face it, we'll never run out of people to ignore.
This morning I was using an electric shaver (one of the kind with interchangeable heads) while going #1, thinking I was saving time. The shaver got stuck in my iron facial hair that grows way too quickly and "bit" me, so I pulled the tip off to clean it, only to have the screen fall into the currently flushing john. Dumbassery at it's finest.
Easy E wrote:Does getting blocked by KC equal Badass or Dumbass?
corpsesarefun wrote:The latter.
Very much so
Cannerus - I did a similar thing once, but I was brushing my teeth while doing that...........and you guessed it, I ended up going out and buying a new toothbrush
Dumbass? I was running late the other morning, and went out the front door at full throttle. I proceeded to slip on a patch of ice outside the front door, and fall on my arse, wrenching my arm at the same time to prevent myself falling down the stairs. I then fell over again about 2 minutes later in front of the rush hour traffic. I was very embarassed!
I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and wak to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.
Johnny-Crass wrote:Scine we are doing dumbass now I got one
I had to park across town due to it being lunch hour and WAK to my girls house about a week ago. I get there we go out to lunch blah blah blah, 5 hours later I am getting ready to leave so I put my belt on but forgot my second belt (the one I keep my car keys on). Needless to say I walked all the way across town to get into my car but I do not have my keys.
How did you not get arrested for indecent exposure?
One of my biggest moments of dumbassery must be my 21st party last year going paint balling for the first time, end of the last game of the day I ended up getting knocked out after running into low door frame I couldn't see due to my paint covered goggles. After leaving the hospital with an all clear for my neck and head, I ended my party sleeping in bed while my mates partied without me thanks to the resulting concussion.
Turned out out I had damaged the muscles down the right side of my neck and shoulder when it happened, as well as breaking the gun. Ended up with 2 months of physiotherapy and still get problems to this day. Still had a good day though.
Heh. I have a serious moment of over-manliness. My gardenhose has one of those spray gun attachments on it, and it is stuck there. I was about to poison the yard for fleas with a bottle of poison intended to hook directly onto the hose- which is impossible with mine. I realized, with a little experimentation, that I could still shoot a stream through the poison can, with a moderate amount of backblast. 30 minutes later, the yard was done, and I was soaked in water, and what I can only assume was a modest amount of flea poison. It felt like a really bad cold the next morning, then I returned to normal.
The other day my little brother kicked his slipper at me from PB range whilst i was reading my card shopping list(MTG). without even realising it i reached out and caught his slipper in mid flight. needless to say he was shocked.
oh and i think ive recoverd from my insane moment the other day. that Bch inquisitor ursula caused that. to survive her my sanity had to retreat.
master of ordinance wrote:The other day my little brother kicked his slipper at me from PB range whilst i was reading my card shopping list(MTG). without even realising it i reached out and caught his slipper in mid flight. needless to say he was shocked.
oh and i think ive recoverd from my insane moment the other day. that Bch inquisitor ursula caused that. to survive her my sanity had to retreat.
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Mix them all together, except the green. It makes it taste more awesome. 
who was a black belt and started a fight.
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