I'm unclear on the topic, is it:
"Smiling, less mean men are more attractive";
"Smiling less, mean men are more attractive";
"Smiling less mean, men are more attractive"; or
"Smiling less means men are more attractive"
I dont see the point of smiling. I love my life but just sitting here on the comp smiling is just meh.
If im not frowning then that means im happy.
No New=Good news.
Nerivant wrote:Smiling, frowning, or whatever, I'm equally unattractive. I wish I could have taken part in this, so I could have been an anomaly.
Interesting fact. Women do have standard of what they like in men physically. But they ar all over the place and lees like mens standard.
Also women also look for more feminine men when looking to settle down and dont always marry for looks.
hotsauceman1 wrote:I dont see the point of smiling. I love my life but just sitting here on the comp smiling is just meh.
If im not frowning then that means im happy.
No New=Good news.
Oh I misunderstood where you were coming from. You date instant messengers dont you? But in all seriousness, why would someone sit at their computer and just smile for no reason? I know I dont, but when someone posts something funny, I laugh, and then smile about it, a funny picture will make me smile, baby seals, you get the idea. But just smiling to smile for no reason at all? That is weird, then again, not smiling while laughing is even more strange
There are certain chicks that will always go for the bad boys, no matter how many times they get burned...and then complain about it for the 100th time.
I smile what I imagine to be about average. I never smile for no reason, but I'm pretty sure I always smile in social situations. I've been told my normal face is despising, cold and scowl-ish, but my smile is jovial and likable. Odd.
Samus_aran115 wrote:I smile what I imagine to be about average. I never smile for no reason, but I'm pretty sure I always smile in social situations. I've been told my normal face is despising, cold and scowl-ish, but my smile is jovial and likable. Odd.
Neat study though.
My nickname in certain circles is Stoneface. Make of that what you will.
Melissia wrote:Sure!
Spoiler:
Batman likes it when a good plan goes in to action!
I had two initial thoughts of this;
1) That is the creepiest smile I have ever seen on a super hero.
2) Do Poison Ivy, Selina Kyle, and Rachel Dawson know about this?
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often. I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
Read what Avatar said again, and take it to heart.
At the end of the day, guys who aren't arsebaskets win out eventually, no matter what kind of crap you hear on the 'net
about how 'chicks only dig bad guyz den whinge about em, waaaaaaaahnobodylovesme.'
People who say that are clearly not the nice guys they claim to be.
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often. I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Protip: Don't take relationship advice from someone who doesn't have relationship experience. No offense Avatar, but you can value relationships and date lots of women.
Women like confident men: stand up straight, square your shoulders, and walk around like you expect the world to accomodate you. It usually will.
Just don't be completely oblivious to obvious signals women throw your way. Like when a girl says, loud enough for you to hear, "I'd totally go out with biccat if I ever broke up with my boyfriend," then dumps her boyfriend the next day, don't hesitate. Yeah, I was stupid about women in high school.
Edit: Protip #2: Don't take relationship advice from the internet.
A strange number of people have come to me for relationship advice lately (only about 2-3, but it's strange because I expected 0, seeing as they all knew I had <0 experience myself) and they seem to be doing fine.
Just sayin'
Protip #2.1: Don't take relationship advice from narcissistic tabletop wargaming forum members.
Women wants sex too. I fail to see the issue here. As long as you're not lying to anyone and not propagating viral crap, sex is a-okay.
And being a virgin doesn't make you a better or worse person. Not being a virgin because you're afraid is bad because fear is a terrible motivator regardless of cause, but that doesn't mean you should be in a mega rush either. I'd say when the opportunity comes up go for it unless you have a good reason not to.
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
Avatar 720 wrote:A strange number of people have come to me for relationship advice lately (only about 2-3, but it's strange because I expected 0, seeing as they all knew I had <0 experience myself) and they seem to be doing fine.
Well, if it works for them, then cool. When you're older you'll find out that high school kids don't know gak about gak, so you should take their advice for what it's worth. After discounting them, you look for someone with experience in whatever problem you're having.
Avatar 720 wrote:Protip #2.1: Don't take relationship advice from narcissistic tabletop wargaming forum members.
I will keep that in mind if I ever come across any.
You have a My Little Pony signature and avatar, I seriously doubt that you not smiling is gonna be getting you laid
Damn. That was funny!
I smile all the time, among friends. In public I usually try and keep up the "don't feth with me" look just to distance myself. Of course I'm married and have all the woman I could ever need.
Avatar 720 wrote:A strange number of people have come to me for relationship advice lately (only about 2-3, but it's strange because I expected 0, seeing as they all knew I had <0 experience myself) and they seem to be doing fine.
Well, if it works for them, then cool. When you're older you'll find out that high school kids don't know gak about gak, so you should take their advice for what it's worth. After discounting them, you look for someone with experience in whatever problem you're having.
I already know most high school kids are brainless, I left that crap hole almost 3 years ago and a lot of them have gone to Uni with the same childish mindset they had during high school, so I don't ask the vast majority of them for advice, just one person who has been my best friend (and pretty much only true friend during high school) for years, but I don't tend to ask him for relationship advice now i've matured a bit and realised half the stuff I asked years ago was, quite simply, moronic.
As for the people that asked me, they aren't in high school either; one is in his early twenties, the other is in her early-mid twenties (and apparently what I said had been essentially what her family and more experienced people had told her, so I must've been saying something right); I swear another person asked, but I can't remember, so feth it. Yes, they're still reasonably young, but for the latter person at least it was advice on a relationship that was planned to actually go somewhere, none of this "You want to see a movie?" "Sure!" crap, but actual move-in-get-married-and-start-a-family stuff. It's probably the exception that proves the rule in terms of taking advice from people without experience, but hell, a good lot of relationship advice experienced people give is pure common sense to begin with.
I'm not saying that i'm the God of relationship advice (that's Cannerus' job), nor am I trying to say that i'm not clueless, so I should be listened to; i'm just saying that I seem to either be giving reasonable advice in the two cases i've come across, or that i've been extremely lucky, so YMMV.
Disclaimer: Don't ask me for advice, it may or may not be BS, but err on the side of caution, and ask Cannerus.
Avatar 720 wrote:I'm not saying that i'm the God of relationship advice (that's Cannerus' job), nor am I trying to say that i'm not clueless, so I should be listened to; i'm just saying that I seem to either be giving reasonable advice in the two cases i've come across, or that i've been extremely lucky, so YMMV.
Well, good for you. And I really do believe you gave some good relationship advice. Given the age range we're talking about, most people's questions about relationship advice is "should I do this stupid thing," to which the proper response is "no, don't do that stupid thing."
However, you're probably the exception rather than the rule. In general, my advise is to not take advice from someone unless they've tried and failed.
Then again, Catholics require that you talk to a priest before getting married, and lots of child psychologists are childless themselves.
Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7.
I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them.
2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue.
3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
This is that whole, cant bake the cake and eat it too thing. You cant have the best of both worlds. You cant never call/hear from her, and expect some ass at the drop of a hat
Duh, women want men to be unfeeling killing machines that can feel nothing except sexual lust, masculine rage and pumped excitement. Anything else is for pussies. *sarcasm*
Joey wrote:Since people are whining about relationship advice how do I get this girl to stop fething texting me? I swear mobile phones were invented so that women could harass men 24 fething 7. I have friends who have a similar problem. I call it "LEAVE ME THE feth ALONE, WOMAN" syndrome.
1. Send their texts to the local priest/rabii/Imam. Copy them. 2. Polite tell them that you consider this harassment, and will be retaining legal counsel to pursue the matter should it continue. 3. Feign death. Plus side it works for the IRS as well.
But then I can't sleep with her whenever I'm bored. Ideally she needs an off switch whenever I'm not around.
Do what you're doing now. Ignore her. Don't respond til you want ass (or other orifice of preference). She'll come in line sooner or later. That or let her know about your other FWBs by talking about that awesome thing you did the other day and immediately following it up asking her if she wants to try it. Let them down then pick them up, but only halfway up
And Slarg, I was just thinking of that song the other day. I walked through the front of the store I work at in my interview shirt, tie and fitted slacks to surprise the Mistress and you could feel the air moisten and see jaws drop. It still rings true.
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
Read what Avatar said again, and take it to heart.
At the end of the day, guys who aren't arsebaskets win out eventually, no matter what kind of crap you hear on the 'net
about how 'chicks only dig bad guyz den whinge about em, waaaaaaaahnobodylovesme.'
People who say that are clearly not the nice guys they claim to be.
biccat wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Protip: Don't take relationship advice from someone who doesn't have relationship experience. No offense Avatar, but you can value relationships and date lots of women.
Women like confident men: stand up straight, square your shoulders, and walk around like you expect the world to accomodate you. It usually will.
Just don't be completely oblivious to obvious signals women throw your way. Like when a girl says, loud enough for you to hear, "I'd totally go out with biccat if I ever broke up with my boyfriend," then dumps her boyfriend the next day, don't hesitate. Yeah, I was stupid about women in high school.
Edit: Protip #2: Don't take relationship advice from the internet.
Avatar 720 wrote:A strange number of people have come to me for relationship advice lately (only about 2-3, but it's strange because I expected 0, seeing as they all knew I had <0 experience myself) and they seem to be doing fine.
Just sayin'
Protip #2.1: Don't take relationship advice from narcissistic tabletop wargaming forum members.
Avatar 720 wrote:
master of ordinance wrote:I dont smile that often.
I also get REALLY nervous around girls so.... sad fact: in my life ive only had 2 serious girlfreinds and i am still a virgin
That's not a sad fact, it means you value you relationships and don't use people for sex.
I've not had any relationship of any kind, nor have I even had my first kiss, and whilst it can be a little annoying <insert 'forever alone' image here> to me it just means that I value these things to much to simply throw away...
...That and it's difficult to find someone who even acknowledges me in that way...
*sniff*
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Women wants sex too. I fail to see the issue here. As long as you're not lying to anyone and not propagating viral crap, sex is a-okay.
And being a virgin doesn't make you a better or worse person. Not being a virgin because you're afraid is bad because fear is a terrible motivator regardless of cause, but that doesn't mean you should be in a mega rush either. I'd say when the opportunity comes up go for it unless you have a good reason not to.
Protip #Omega: Always listen to Cannerus.
Thanks guys. I feel better now. its good to know im not alone.
The sad part is that they're looking at the biological aspect, when for many (if not mos) women (and most men as well I would guess) attraction and arousal are both psychological things as much as biological.
When it comes to looks I'm average with medium height and build. I have dark brown hair and brown eyes with a medium skin tone. I get ahead by rarely smiling . When I do its usually after something goes my way or someone else screws up. I smile when my confidence in my self is validated, it happens quite a lot.
It also couldn't help that I have awesome hair, a sharp sense of style, powerful posture and I always smell like Polo Black. I can also talk most people into just about anything.
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:And Slarg, I was just thinking of that song the other day. I walked through the front of the store I work at in my interview shirt, tie and fitted slacks to surprise the Mistress and you could feel the air moisten and see jaws drop. It still rings true.
That's why I recently bought a bunch of Blazer jackets to go with my hats. I'm be the most stylish guy in college.
KingCracker wrote:Grumble grumble......fething bolivians and their hulahoops......grumble
Noooooo, slarg has NOOOOOO idea what he's talking about when he says "Give the Bolivians chipmunk overlord his hulahoop".....
Monster Rain wrote:I don't know what system 32 is.
And I can't be arsed to google it.
Folder on Windows computers that keeps all the important stuff, deleting it essentially destroys the operating system on your computer.
I'm pretty sure on modern Windows devices it's impossible to delete it anyway but it's a meme.
See unhelpful Jesus:
Monster Rain wrote:I don't know what system 32 is.
And I can't be arsed to google it.
Just hold down the ALT button and press F4. It will pull up the help menu.
I don't know what that does, but I'm not doing it.
I have a strict policy of not taking advice from the internet, generally speaking.
It closes your active program.
When I used to play Diablo 2 online, there was a time that random people would join your open game and ask how to "dupe" items, as in duplicate them. There were, and probably still are, programs/cheats/hacks for that. I'd go to town and tell them to drop the item on the ground and press Alt + F4. Only 1 guy ever fell for it. I got a nice ring out of it.
Low, I admit. But if you annoy me with questions on how to cheat, I have no guilt in teaching you a lesson.
Wow
But in all seriousness, why would someone sit at their computer and just smile for no reason? I know I dont, but when someone posts something funny, I laugh, and then smile about it, a funny picture will make me smile, baby seals, you get the idea. But just smiling to smile for no reason at all? That is weird, then again, not smiling while laughing is even more strange
still a virgin
