Ok...My girlfriend saw the My Little Pony Ultramarines and after I told her how it probably wouldn't happen, she proceeded to tell me why it might. So, I ask, all ponycide aside...If the humans found the ponies, and the ponies recognize the Emporer as the god of man, provided Man recognizes their princess as the god of ponies...and given that both have a severe distain for chaos...what would the imperial reaction be...god I can't believe i'm asking this.
Well, according to d4chan, the IoM would destroy any furry like race out of suspected chaos influence. Since ponies are more or less animals with human minds, which makes them similar to said furries...yeah, prolly exterminatus.
xaviorbat wrote:god I can't believe i'm asking this.
You killed me with that line.
Still laughing, but if I were to answer... Remember the Imperium doesn't assimilate other sentient life forms like the Tau. On the other hand, Lexicanum says they only annihilate the species that pose a threat to them.
Even were they to launch the Exterminatus... The question would be, which cannon would win ?
juraigamer wrote:Wait wait wait, that makes sense. The tau would welcome the ponies with open arms. Oh dammit I just found the next tau alien auxiliary race... ponies.
i belive the tau would come along and use the ponies for thier inate magic abilities and in future expect shas'o's entering battle on a pegasus rather than in a battle suit. and also tau with pegasus magic would be quite scary
KillerSkivil wrote:i belive the tau would come along and use the ponies for thier inate magic abilities and in future expect shas'o's entering battle on a pegasus rather than in a battle suit. and also tau with pegasus magic would be quite scary
What Tau would make with Ponies, according to Brother Coa and Tadashi
Well, um, someone did a hello kitty SoB army, eek, so I guess this wouldn't be to big of a stretch and someone else did a flower child necrons. I wouldn't field against them, call me biased, and rage would consume me wanting to destroy them but that's what is great about this hobby, you can do what you want.
Andilus Greatsword wrote:I picture something along these lines...
Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing at this?
No worse than the fact that I can't stop applauding. Damn ponies. If it ever becomes a show rated higher than my Batman: TAS from the 90s, I'm gonna go curb stomp the pony-producer. I'll need bros to take hits for me along the way on this quest-it will be a dangerous quest, but your sacrifice will not be in vain, if the lord of ponies is destroyed. Think of yourselves as my Primarchs, brothers-and I shall be your Emperor, delivering us from the xenos filth that is pony.
Andilus Greatsword wrote:I picture something along these lines...
Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing at this?
No worse than the fact that I can't stop applauding. Damn ponies. If it ever becomes a show rated higher than my Batman: TAS from the 90s, I'm gonna go curb stomp the pony-producer. I'll need bros to take hits for me along the way on this quest-it will be a dangerous quest, but your sacrifice will not be in vain, if the lord of ponies is destroyed. Think of yourselves as my Primarchs, brothers-and I shall be your Emperor, delivering us from the xenos filth that is pony.
I think its obvious the humans would never recognize "a god of the ponies" and would call that god a daemon. They would destroy the ponies into oblivion.
Look at your flamer, look back to me, look back at your flamer. It is now an Andrex puppy. Look down, and back up again. Your on Terra before the Golden Throne with the man your man could smell like. Old Emperor Spice. I'm on a horse!
Now I like horses as much as anyone who likes knights and owns a horse (actually i hate my horse he bites) but for the love of all that is grimdark, no My Little Ponies in 40k.
Second off chances are the Imperials would see the Ponys as servants of the gods of Chaos and have an all out horse genocide (_)() so I hope your GF feels better now she just killed all the horses in Warhammer 40K
xaviorbat wrote:god I can't believe i'm asking this.
You killed me with that line.
Still laughing, but if I were to answer... Remember the Imperium doesn't assimilate other sentient life forms like the Tau. On the other hand, Lexicanum says they only annihilate the species that pose a threat to them.
Even were they to launch the Exterminatus... The question would be, which cannon would win ?
I am going to go Exterminatus (love the picture though )
The IOM already use horses. As long as the ponies were willing to submit to humanity as a superior being, the IOM might use them, briefly. The bigger problem would be explaining why they have to kill things at all.
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:If time machines are ever inverted Im gonna go back and kill the creators of mlp:fim every day until I die.
That's pretty unlikely. Once you travel back once, that's the only time you could do it. Going further back and killing her earlier would just cause a time paradox since that would mean your past self wouldn't have been able to kill her. Travelling further back to start with would just mean she'd be dead, so you wouldn't be able to kill her in the present. And even then, all you'd end up with would be slightly different animation and stories, because the likely result would be they'd just ask someone else to make the show.
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:If time machines are ever inverted Im gonna go back and kill the creators of mlp:fim every day until I die.
That's pretty unlikely. Once you travel back once, that's the only time you could do it. Going further back and killing her earlier would just cause a time paradox since that would mean your past self wouldn't have been able to kill her. Travelling further back to start with would just mean she'd be dead, so you wouldn't be able to kill her in the present. And even then, all you'd end up with would be slightly different animation and stories, because the likely result would be they'd just ask someone else to make the show.
And Deathstroke:
Hmm, I guess Id go back and prevent myself from killing her every other day then
Or you know, do something better with my time since time travel would be real
xaviorbat wrote:I blame the guy who made Pony Space Marines lol
yeah, sorry about that lol :3
I'd should think tau would have a good whack at being fireds with them as their cats kina mimic pony ones but the marines wouldn,t be too happy about them
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Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:If time machines are ever inverted Im gonna go back and kill the creators of mlp:fim every day until I die.
god man, you are such a closet brony, just come out and say it already
Extermination is the only answer to ponies. I hate them. Ponies in general I hate. But I love horses.
Ponies are fake horses that have no sense of ferocity.
Never before Have i hated animals in such a way. But if you mix them with the grim darkness of the far future. -.- That destroys the entire reason to like them
when i started reading this thread i wouldnt have dreamed that it would go this way.
seriously alot of images of ponies to make me wonder...if gamesworkshop is behind all this
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Asherian Command wrote:Extermination is the only answer to ponies. I hate them. Ponies in general I hate. But I love horses.
Ponies are fake horses that have no sense of ferocity.
Never before Have i hated animals in such a way. But if you mix them with the grim darkness of the far future. -.- That destroys the entire reason to like them
ponies no sense of ferocirty!!you sir havent had a pony, they are the meanest joyful pissed off animal in a farm
zippo151 wrote:when i started reading this thread i wouldnt have dreamed that it would go this way.
seriously alot of images of ponies to make me wonder...if gamesworkshop is behind all this
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Asherian Command wrote:Extermination is the only answer to ponies. I hate them. Ponies in general I hate. But I love horses.
Ponies are fake horses that have no sense of ferocity.
Never before Have i hated animals in such a way. But if you mix them with the grim darkness of the far future. -.- That destroys the entire reason to like them
ponies no sense of ferocirty!!you sir havent had a pony, they are the meanest joyful pissed off animal in a farm
clearly you have never been on a horse ranch!
I spent an entire summer at one. And man, if you get on a horses bad side. They will boot your ass with their heads and their teeth which hurt alot!
xaviorbat wrote:Ok...My girlfriend saw the My Little Pony Ultramarines and after I told her how it probably wouldn't happen, she proceeded to tell me why it might. So, I ask, all ponycide aside...If the humans found the ponies, and the ponies recognize the Emporer as the god of man, provided Man recognizes their princess as the god of ponies...and given that both have a severe distain for chaos...what would the imperial reaction be...god I can't believe i'm asking this.
Well, this thread is bad, but at least you feel bad
cgmckenzie wrote:WHY DOES ANY OF THIS EXIST!?!?!?!
Asherian Command wrote:Extermination is the only answer to ponies. I hate them. Ponies in general I hate. But I love horses.
Ponies are fake horses that have no sense of ferocity.
Never before Have i hated animals in such a way. But if you mix them with the grim darkness of the far future. -.- That destroys the entire reason to like them
ponies no sense of ferocirty!!you sir havent had a pony, they are the meanest joyful pissed off animal in a farm
Dealt with both ponies and horses, and can definitely say that the most hateful farm animal is a donkey or a mule.
I don't see a problem with Space Mare-ines. As long as it's WYSIWYG.
juraigamer wrote:Wait wait wait, that makes sense. The tau would welcome the ponies with open arms. Oh dammit I just found the next tau alien auxiliary race... ponies.
Asherian Command wrote:Extermination is the only answer to ponies. I hate them. Ponies in general I hate. But I love horses.
Ponies are fake horses that have no sense of ferocity.
Never before Have i hated animals in such a way. But if you mix them with the grim darkness of the far future. -.- That destroys the entire reason to like them
ponies no sense of ferocirty!!you sir havent had a pony, they are the meanest joyful pissed off animal in a farm
Dealt with both ponies and horses, and can definitely say that the most hateful farm animal is a donkey or a mule.
I don't see a problem with Space Mare-ines. As long as it's WYSIWYG.
I have also heard that donkeys are hateful but the one I dealt with was very even tempered, he was probably the exception to the rule. Geese on the other hand are all spiteful, hissing, spitting monsters from my experience.
Back to the OP, the ponies are not human and are therefore classified as xenos. What do we do with xenos filth kids? PURGE IT WITH FIRE
CrashCanuck wrote:Back to the OP, the ponies are not human and are therefore classified as xenos. What do we do with xenos filth kids? PURGE IT WITH FIRE
Unless you're a radical inquisitor, or Tau. Or maybe even chaos. Demonic steeds away!
TBH I can see tzeentch being a brony due to the lage amount of pretty colours along with unicorn magic so I should think he would be pretty happy at the idea of a 1K filly army
also ponies woud be pretty immune to the horrors of the warp as they could just giggle at them and be fine
Kroothawk wrote:Ask your local Magos Biologis if horses and ponies count as Xenos
Touche
Automatically Appended Next Post: However, if they decide that intelligent horses and ponies do count as Xenos, then we stand ready to unleash the emperor's wrath.
I would think that if Space Wolves can ride intelligent wolves, and the Arab guard gets those funny elephant giraffes, Ultramarines will be allowed all of the sapient equine goodness they want.
And yes, geese are bastards, but they don't try and bite you in the face/have such large mouths full of teeth.
wwwhhhyyyyy! ponies, hello kitty, i even saw frikin barbie marine. im all for chicks & gaming but this is heritic behavior. i don't go to lol cats and have a pic of calgar kickn cats in the butt. this must stop. im off to the hospital now. this offencive junk gave me ten heart attacks.
VarguardObrien wrote:The Imperium would never recognize any being as a God of anything.
Everypony on that planet would be destroyed.
From my persepctive? The Imperium has already met the ponies, and the ponies have won.
Friendship is magic.
That space marine chapter (whichever one it was) that got their tech from the Necrons?
Friendship is magic, and it's beginning to affect the Imperium.
Lolwut?
That never happened.
Sorry, I meant the Blood Angels and the Necrons made friends long enough to fight off a Tyranid invasion, and don't kill each other after they won. Compared to previous incarnations of the Imperium and their omnicidal rage, that's quite the change.
VarguardObrien wrote:The Imperium would never recognize any being as a God of anything.
Everypony on that planet would be destroyed.
From my persepctive? The Imperium has already met the ponies, and the ponies have won.
Friendship is magic.
That space marine chapter (whichever one it was) that got their tech from the Necrons?
Friendship is magic, and it's beginning to affect the Imperium.
Lolwut?
That never happened.
Sorry, I meant the Blood Angels and the Necrons made friends long enough to fight off a Tyranid invasion, and don't kill each other after they won. Compared to previous incarnations of the Imperium and their omnicidal rage, that's quite the change.
That is not what happened. Actually read the passage, and not whatever the internet says.
VarguardObrien wrote:The Imperium would never recognize any being as a God of anything.
Everypony on that planet would be destroyed.
From my persepctive? The Imperium has already met the ponies, and the ponies have won.
Friendship is magic.
That space marine chapter (whichever one it was) that got their tech from the Necrons?
Friendship is magic, and it's beginning to affect the Imperium.
Lolwut?
That never happened.
Sorry, I meant the Blood Angels and the Necrons made friends long enough to fight off a Tyranid invasion, and don't kill each other after they won. Compared to previous incarnations of the Imperium and their omnicidal rage, that's quite the change.
That is not what happened. Actually read the passage, and not whatever the internet says.
$33 to read a book simply for a single passage because it pertains to an internet discussion?
VarguardObrien wrote:That is not what happened. Actually read the passage, and not whatever the internet says.
$33 to read a book simply for a single passage because it pertains to an internet discussion?
Perhaps not.
That is what happened anyway. The Blood Angels and Necrons made an alliance of necessity to avoid the death of all of them, and after their victory they didn't continue the battle, finding it distasteful to attack former allies.
VarguardObrien wrote:That is not what happened. Actually read the passage, and not whatever the internet says.
$33 to read a book simply for a single passage because it pertains to an internet discussion?
Perhaps not.
That is what happened anyway. The Blood Angels and Necrons made an alliance of necessity to avoid the death of all of them, and after their victory they didn't continue the battle, finding it distasteful to attack former allies.
this, only that wont stop me from making a bro hoofing blood angel and necron when I'm done sculpting ponies and ad mech :3
remember all this " Bangels <3crons" stuff happened before crons knew how to feel (i.e before the new dex came out) but now with the new dex its a bit less of a silly idea that they would walk off after fighting together. not to mention trznyan or what ever his name has traded openly with that inquisitor in exchange for some guardsmen. but I thats enough OT for today kids
PURGE 
