Could we res/restart?

I expect heavy handed moderation, several harsh warnings and multiple WTF moments but it was an entertaining thread, no?

Anyways, I'll give it a shot

Hard at work

I guess I'll post same pics.

About to collect some bruises (and accidently sprain a dude's leg)


Taking a break at work

How far can you run in that armor? Be honest!

The weight distributes pretty well between my shoulders and belt, I wear it for about 11 to 13 hours per day when there's a reenactment event. and I'm slowly adding more and more weight without hindrance.

*******

I approve of the pipe.

And the above poster appears to be 12. Ah, those were the days.

I'm 14. 15 in a couple of days.

Me on the right, looking for oil north of the Arctic Circle.


Me on the far left, with some of the guys from the RAF, on exercise in Belgium.

Me at a halloween party last year.

Goliath wrote:Me at a halloween party last year.

Why didn't you wear a costume?

It gets cold in Texas.

CT GAMER wrote:

Goliath wrote:Me at a halloween party last year.

Why didn't you wear a costume?

Hey! I grew the pencil moustache especially for that costume!

Nevermind.

Moar drunken corpses.

corpsesarefun wrote:Moar drunken corpses.

Spoiler:

It's just the same you without the Skittles Vodka....

I had consumed skittle vodka jelly shots, many of them.

I missed this thread

A none edtied pic of my avi

Well if we are going to do this agin.. Im not gona recycle the old pics... (go look them up there around somewhere..) I decided to post the Best of "Drunk Nico!"

Ahh dinner with my best freinds,,,Rum and Coke.,


Cant work at Fair without a drink.. trust me...


Cant hang out at dair without a drink either,,,,


I dont even remember this day.....


I vaugely remember this one....


After a hard days work overseering a BBQ...and some rum and diet coke... I was on a heath kick that week...


Cant get your drink on without a job to earn those benjermans.....


Nuttin says Happy B-day like Beer, Blades and Barbies!


I remmber my first beer.....

Maybe we should of named the thread "show yourself and general OT spam thread" That way it could never go OT, I was thinking about that but didn't feel like a banhammer from a street judge Still atleast it would of been upfront =o]

Woops seems like when I switched computers I deleted all my pics on the other HD.....kinda sucks... =o\


Once again : please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka, continuing to do so will get the thread locked and your account suspended. If you wish to include such images then you need to use off site hosting.

I need to get some new pics made

Enjoy my obscured face!

Props to the classy guy drinking wine from the bottle just out of shot on the right...

That was a girl drinking Rekorderlig fruit cider.

Ribon Fox wrote:
A none edtied pic of my avi

Is this a guy or a girl?

Corpsesarefun wrote:That was a girl drinking Rekorderlig fruit cider.

Well then...
Sucks to be them...

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Ribon Fox wrote:
A none edtied pic of my avi

Is this a guy or a girl?

Ribon is the one of the hottest cross dressers on Dakka.

He's a dude.

Chowderhead wrote:
Ribon is the one of the hottest cross dressers on Dakka.

This made me laugh heartily.

Implying Dakka has a plethora of cross dressers and that they are frequently ranked on appearance.

Medium of Death wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:
Ribon is the one of the hottest cross dressers on Dakka.

This made me laugh heartily.

Implying Dakka has a plethora of cross dressers and that they are frequently ranked on appearance.

Odd, I figured for sure that a member of the DCM was privy to the "secret"?

I've 'represented' on nearly all the show yourself threads, so for your viewing pleasure:



I cut my on hair.

Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Newest pic of me (about 3 weeks old)

The_mini_painter wrote:Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Looks like a red x to me?

alarmingrick wrote:

The_mini_painter wrote:Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Looks like a red x to me?

Looks like a piece of paper ripped in half to me.

Ribon Fox wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:

The_mini_painter wrote:Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Looks like a red x to me?

Looks like a piece of paper ripped in half to me.

Looks like a white question mark for me.

How do I link photos from facebook? (If possible)

Cheers,
the_mini_painter

You have to view them, then copy the URL out.

Should work now

The wife and I. About 3 years old.

I'll try and post something recent once my phone gets a signal.

Nocturn wrote:

The wife and I. About 3 years old.

I'll try and post something recent once my phone gets a signal.

Blimey you both look older than 3 years old

Tradition, of course, demands that I post this again.



But shouldn't this thread change its title so that its purpose is more obvious?

The_mini_painter wrote:Blimey you both look older than 3 years old

Enhanced genetics.

Angry party corpses is angry.



He is also force choking someone offscreen.

And the fella on the right looks incredibly surprised that you just force choked someone

Moar me

Your a black guy now? I get changing avatars but this is too much

Prepare for horror.

KingCracker wrote:Your a black guy now? I get changing avatars but this is too much

Mah, that's just his token black friend.

I wish I had a token black friend...

As an aside, in the second photo he looks like he's about to try and kiss you.

The man wants you and you cannot deny him.

In photo A you see normal corpses, token black friend is currently not attracted to corpses.

In photo B corpses uses sexeh face, token black friend is now attracted to corpses.

The power to turn people into necrophiliacs just by changing your facial expression.

I thought he looked more annoyed by suddenly realising a wild camwhore had appeared.

Avatar 720 wrote:I wish I had a token black friend...

As an aside, in the second photo he looks like he's about to try and kiss you.

The man wants you and you cannot deny him.

And can you blame him?...I meen let's be honest, who wouldn't want to lay a big smooch on corpses?

Filming the video for 'FIBUA' with my band Dresden:



Last night's gig in Manchester:

I really need to go up to manchester and see you guys live.

Any time!

The_mini_painter wrote:Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Is that your mom's shirt?

I'm in yellow, with that grin that makes me look strange that I only seem to get when people take photos of me. Yesterday having a demo game of Warmachine. PS, despite how I young look in the photo I really am 19.

CT GAMER wrote:

The_mini_painter wrote:Me on the left looking like I just saw someone I hate.
Ah the good old days with my band, how I miss thee.
(This was about 2 years ago and I think we where doing either The Trooper or Enter Sandman)

Is that your mom's shirt?

Lol no, I actually like that shirt and cardigan combo

Vladsimpaler wrote:

Ribon Fox wrote:
A none edtied pic of my avi

Is this a guy or a girl?

Yes.






Does anyone else think Robin looks creepily like Dio in that pic too?

Melissia wrote:Tradition, of course, demands that I post this again.



But shouldn't this thread change its title so that its purpose is more obvious?

You know what I think? I think you really are Kristen Stewart, your just posting her pics to make us think your not her. Seriously, what are the odds that a famous celebrity were to post on a forum for toy soldiers? I'm on to you, don't think I'm not......

/Tinfoil Hat.


P.S. Kirsten, please call 867-5309 so you and I can hook up. Just please redye your hair blonde. It's much more flattering than the brown they had you switch to for Twilight. And this is coming from someone who LOVES them some brunettes.

It's funny because Mel isn't Kristen Stewart, I am.

Top of the pyramid, like a boss:

Bottom left.

Are you seeing what i'm seeing?

Very nice bag.

I fething love bags.

< There I am

Avatar 720 wrote:Bottom left.

Are you seeing what i'm seeing?

Very nice bag.

I see what you did there

"Bag" is no way to refer to that young lady's lovely breasts.

Slarg232 wrote:

Melissia wrote:Tradition, of course, demands that I post this again.



But shouldn't this thread change its title so that its purpose is more obvious?

You know what I think? I think you really are Kristen Stewart, your just posting her pics to make us think your not her. Seriously, what are the odds that a famous celebrity were to post on a forum for toy soldiers? I'm on to you, don't think I'm not......

/Tinfoil Hat.


P.S. Kirsten, please call 867-5309 so you and I can hook up. Just please redye your hair blonde. It's much more flattering than the brown they had you switch to for Twilight. And this is coming from someone who LOVES them some brunettes.

Maybe she just looks like her, and for sake of ease, posts her pics? Cmon Mel, if thats the truth, you CAN post a pic, shes a pretty good looking woman. Terrible actress, but nice to look at

Corpsesarefun wrote:"Bag" is no way to refer to that young lady's lovely breasts.

There's a woman in that picture?

MrDwhitey wrote:

Corpsesarefun wrote:"Bag" is no way to refer to that young lady's lovely breasts.

There's a woman in that picture?

Indeed.

What do you take us for, perverts?

3 actually But yes, thats what i figured avatar meant

I think this is why Show Yourself was locked.

I'll post a pic or two of myself in the morning, unless I can find one from a while back. I'm far too tired and naked to take a flattering picture of any part of myself from the waist up, for now.

corpses wrote:some words.....

Lies and slander!

Corpsesarefun wrote:I think this is why Show Yourself was locked.

The last Show Yourself! was locked for a variety of wierd and wonderful reasons, a lot of which was to do with page upon page of innuendo (yes, yes, in-your-endo-o etc. etc.) and sexual devieancy; we haven't reached that stage here yet

In any case, i'll get a photo up as soon as I actually get a recent photo taken...

Most of it was to do with rabid gamers slavering over ribon wasnt it?

All I know is a bar crawl is needed with you, purple, whitey, wolf and I.

Corpsesarefun wrote:"Bag" is no way to refer to that young lady's lovely breasts.

Clearly. If it were, it would have been proceeded by the word 'Fun', and also been in the plural, 'Bags'.

Sorry if i crack any monitors. Do have the gaming beard you often hear about.

Deathshead420 wrote:Sorry if i crack any monitors. Do have the gaming beard you often hear about.

Sorry, could you repeat that?
All I heard was neckbeard?

I'm the one on the left. Sorry for the small pic. Not on home computer.

Thats a veeerrrryyyy small pic youve got there!

From what i can see, you look to be wearing a chequered shirt. Well done.

This one is probably better.


Please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka. If you wish to show such images then please use off site hosting. Thanks
Reds8n

Me waiting to get my Gall Bladder taken out

KingCracker wrote:Maybe she just looks like her, and for sake of ease, posts her pics? Cmon Mel, if thats the truth, you CAN post a pic, shes a pretty good looking woman. Terrible actress, but nice to look at

Nah, my hair's far darker and my eyes are more blue and less green in most lights, although they are green in yellow light. I'm also probably far more pale, it's hard to tell given the lighting of that image I think.

Though honestly those three features (brown hair, green eyes, pale skin) are probably obvious given that's the same three features I've had for all my avatars except my most recent one, which is a Homestuck reference which only serves to prove that I'm a horrendous nerd. But they're also not what I'd call personally identifiable information, and I'm sure as hell not posting a picture, then someone might recognize me and bother me IRL, which is the last thing I want... Closest I would get is posting an image of my new kitten.

Course, one could say I am probably more like this avatar given that she comes from a race known as "trolls"

Melissia wrote: But they're also not what I'd call personally identifiable information, and I'm sure as hell not posting a picture, then someone might recognize me and bother me IRL, which is the last thing I want...

That sounds entirely correct, Kirsten......



Ok seriously, anyone have a link off hand as to how to make a Newspaper Hat? I need to make a TInfoil one.....

Slarg232 wrote:That sounds entirely correct, Kirsten......

If I was her, I'd have money and not have to put up with college. I could stay home and play games all day instead of having to bust my brains over synthesis

Commissar is not pleased with your logic.

http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/columbus/newspaper_sailors_hats.htm

So you're saying you're the little girl?


[/4chanreference]

Yes and no.

Melissia wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:That sounds entirely correct, Kirsten......

If I was her, I'd have money and not have to put up with college. I could stay home and play games all day instead of having to bust my brains over synthesis

Commissar is not pleased with your logic.

Great White wrote:http://www.dltk-kids.com/crafts/columbus/newspaper_sailors_hats.htm

Sweet, thanks

Going to have to wait until thursday to pick up the Tinfoil, but then I shalt have me a hat!

And we wonder why our thread gets locked......

Honestly this is par for the course in OT, Well it was back in the day when we had dating 'advice' threads and we learned certain things about immature people and shpadionking...

Also, I don't believe I spelled shpadoinking right. I think only Mel can... as im pretty sure she invented it...

Purely to annoy Chowderhead.



The thread is now back on topic, enjoy.

What a champ that corpses is, always putting right the wrong in this universe.

Righting the wrongs of society one duckface at a time.

I hate you, Corpses.

Duckface makes me want to kill every human who has ever lived, ever.

It takes a real man to look good in plaid. Jury's still out on whether or not corpses managed it.

Corpses actually does look good in plaid, I have to admit.

However, that does not excuse duckface.

I agree on both. Duckface is a scourge on the human race, and Corpses looks good in plaid. Go figure

So fairly and some not so recent pictures...

Such a chav, purps.

I am incredibly surprised at the number of people in this thread that look twelve years old or younger, and yet, not surprised at all.

rubiksnoob wrote:I am incredibly surprised at the number of people in this thread that look twelve years old or younger, and yet, not surprised at all.

This comment offends me, I'm at least 13.

Corpsesarefun wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:I am incredibly surprised at the number of people in this thread that look twelve years old or younger, and yet, not surprised at all.

This comment offends me, I'm at least 13.

Go cry to mummy, you pre-pubescent whiner!

I'll join in the fun.

Me looking really young.


Me attacked by girls, looking my manliest



The best photo of me in existence.


Which one am I?



Nom

I, like GW need more skulls.. and TP apparently.

I was feeling rather well refreshed at this point:


I am always impressed by how different i look face on compared to profile.

Perkustin wrote:I was feeling rather well refreshed at this point:

Spoiler:

I am always impressed by how different i look face on compared to profile.

That hat, shirt, and stance reminds me of Jim Carry's The Mask.

I don't spend too much time perusing these threads, but I have just rocked up to say how much better it makes me feel to know that I am still the most essence man in off topic after gazing upon the mugs of you, my fellow wargamers.

Also, props go out to the beardies, the renaissance fair goers and those in Spiderman shirts. I am a fan of all three.

Oh and guns obviously, but with you lot I never know if they are air soft or the good ones that put big holes in people.

Pics or you didn't happen.

checks thread for pics
Nom

Pic is old as Hel, but I see you pipe and I raise the bar.

Found a better picture of me from last summer. I'm the one at the front with the fiddle.

If you even look at mah candy and vodka i will kill you!

Speaking of looking manly in plaid....

I need to buy more plaid shirts.

You guys are trying to bring grunge back me thinks

Corpsesarefun wrote:I need to buy more plaid shirts.

After seeing Albatross in one I don't think there is any point. He has won that race forever. You can't compete.

Your just saying that because hes a dreamy rock star

albatross is a dreamy rock star?...

And if ya'll look like this, ima be terrified if i go to the platinum devil thing.

Nom

I might be a girl....

Vitruvian XVII wrote:I might be a girl....

As opposed to...



Nom

You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.

KingCracker wrote:You guys are trying to bring grunge back me thinks

I would be completely satisfied with a rebirth of grunge.

Someone define grunge?

NOm

An old photo of fat me making my happy face.



This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.

Corpsesarefun wrote:You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.

Very clever! I salute you

This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.

That made me chuckle. Nicely done

Vitruvian XVII wrote:

Corpsesarefun wrote:You're on top of the pyramid if my Corpsey-vision is correct.

Very clever! I salute you

I'm not wholly sure how I knew that, I'm proud regardless.

MrDwhitey wrote:An old photo of fat me making my happy face.

Spoiler:

This is my daily erotic asphyxiation session.

Spoiler:

You're such a chav Whitey...

Me, sitting on my now girlfriend.



This of course was swiftly followed by this image:



Don't feth with dancers. They'll kill you.

I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

AustonT wrote:I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

This made me laugh. "Turtling"? That's fething hilarious!

Slarg232 wrote:That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

I have much to learn, o mast-

Wait a sec! I'd rather get dating advice from fething Avatar than you! Go away!

Chowderhead wrote:

AustonT wrote:I need to take a picture of me turtleing Linda.
I've figured out if I hold one of her legs up she's helpless, like a turtle.

This made me laugh. "Turtling"? That's fething hilarious!

It's a legitimate threat in my house, "nag,nag,nag"
"You'd better stop or I'll come in there and turtle you"

I tried to convince her that we should do it Sean Connery's way, he's been married what for nearly 40 years now.


Instead we settled on turtleing (well I did, she throws things).

Photo from when I had hair...years ago. Shirt was a staff shirt when I was an RA in the football dorm.



Visiting the relatives near Nagano at Jigoku-dani (hell valley).


Listening to my wife, like an idiot, and striking a "dances with samurai" pose in Kyoto.



And that's enough of my ugly mug.

"Turtling" has another meaning that makes these last few posts hilarious beyond description.

According to UD, it has many meanings, of which I recognise only 2; 1 because i'm a gamer, and 1 because i'm a man, and men are usually interested in this subject (sometimes a little too enthusiasticly)

Here's my favorite picture of me ever.



And here's a picture of me from 4 years ago when I was more in shape.

Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.

You're totally stealing purplefood's look.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.

You're totally stealing purplefood's look.

Shhhhhhhh! No one was supposed to find out because I went back in time to do it!

Chowder you are the most tan person I know... How did you buy that much spray?

Corpsesarefun wrote:Angry party corpses is angry.



He is also force choking someone offscreen.

It strikes me that we have very similar hair.

Slarg232 wrote:That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

Yeppers, best thing I found to do is go " yes dear, I know dear, yes it's all my fault" just remember acceptance is the key to life. Just accept the fact that you have no bloody clue what she is talking, you will never know what she is nattering on about and that no matter what ITS ALWAYS ALL YOUR FAULT and things should be fine =o]


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Zefig wrote:Here's my favorite picture of me ever.

Is that a traffic cone on your head? If so

Well these are some pictures form about two years to one and a half years ago.

Here is me, walking back from school.




In school: (I'm the bored looking one in the left of the front row. My cousin is saying something to the teacher.)



A drive to my aunt's house




Making dinner

Please be careful when posting your pictures, remember that we try for around a PG 13 rating and there are, alas, certain things that aren't really suitable for here. What you do for personal recreation is entirely your business and best left that way. Thanks.

... Gotta admit I was worried about the " sitting on my now girlfriend" label for a small eternity before I clicked, but seems my heart attack is excitement for a future day.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Chowder you are the most tan person I know... How did you buy that much spray?

Spray tans are for schmucks.

I'm sailing 4-7 hours a day in the summer, without sunscreen. I actually get a really bad sunglasses tan, and an atrocious farmer's tan.

Me:

MM, no offence, but you're older than I thought you were.

Monster Rain wrote:"Turtling" has another meaning that makes these last few posts hilarious beyond description.

I know...it's probably where I got the word. Although what we are talking about is actually turtle heading, but when you're in the middle of a ruck or a run and it starts, turtleing is all that gets out. We also used to call it a hamster escape.

Chowderhead wrote:MM, no offence, but you're older than I thought you were.

How old'd you think I was?

MrMerlin wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:MM, no offence, but you're older than I thought you were.

How old'd you think I was?

15ish.

Oh boy!! It's jell-o time at the Darby Crash home for aging "punk rockers"...Huzzah!



...But...Grrr!!...they're all out of chocolate!!!

FITZZ, are you trying to be... Cute?

Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ, are you trying to be... Cute?

I believe I was attempting to add a bit of humour ...not entirely certain though as I'm not quite awake yet.
...Unless of course you're refering to my actual images...in which case I'd have to say " It's imposiable for me to be " Cute."

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ, are you trying to be... Cute?

I believe I was attempting to add a bit of humour ...not entirely certain though as I'm not quite awake yet.
...Unless of course you're refering to my actual images...in which case I'd have to say " It's imposiable for me to be " Cute."

It's 11 o' Clock in the morning. You have kids. How are you not fully awake!?

Also, the bottom photo is in a pose most commonly done by teenage girls. Sorry I had to admit it.

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ, are you trying to be... Cute?

I believe I was attempting to add a bit of humour ...not entirely certain though as I'm not quite awake yet.
...Unless of course you're refering to my actual images...in which case I'd have to say " It's imposiable for me to be " Cute."

It's 11 o' Clock in the morning. You have kids. How are you not fully awake!?

Also, the bottom photo is in a pose most commonly done by teenage girls. Sorry I had to admit it.

Atleast there wasn't any duck lips to be seen

Chowderhead wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:FITZZ, are you trying to be... Cute?

I believe I was attempting to add a bit of humour ...not entirely certain though as I'm not quite awake yet.
...Unless of course you're refering to my actual images...in which case I'd have to say " It's imposiable for me to be " Cute."

It's 11 o' Clock in the morning. You have kids. How are you not fully awake!?

Also, the bottom photo is in a pose most commonly done by teenage girls. Sorry I had to admit it.

Kids are off at school, and I had the day off...so I slept in.
...And I'll have you know that I am a teenaged girl...just a rather unatractive one.

FITZZ I demand duck face!

Fitzz, you have a look more commonly associated with rock concert shootings than tiny plastic men.

But if I were ever to get in trouble, all I would have to say is "I vaguely now this guy for an internet site about wargames."

Corpsesarefun wrote:FITZZ I demand duck face!

I'll try to oblige you Corpses, but after seeing your duck face a few pages back I believe you've topped me in any that area.


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ineptus astartes wrote:Fitzz, you have a look more commonly associated with rock concert shootings than tiny plastic men.

But if I were ever to get in trouble, all I would have to say is "I vaguely now this guy for an internet site about wargames."




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Fitzz, you have a look more commonly associated with rock concert shootings than tiny plastic men.

But if I were ever to get in trouble, all I would have to say is "I vaguely now this guy for an internet site about wargames."

...Heh, that could be because I've been much more involved in music in my journey through this fun filled game of life then I have been with tiny plastic men...or it might just be that somewhere in the dark and cobweb covered thing that passes for my brain I have yet to figure out that I didn't "make it" as a musician.


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Here ya go Corpses...

Well my duck face has been sorely beaten.

When I came back for Christmas, biking with a friend. his sister trolled us all around town snapping pics, thus my 'WTF?' face.



Same day, without the jackets.

Back with some new pics.
I was trying out some outfits today for an up comming party, I almost felt like I was having a Hollywood montage moment going threw the images





Kudos to every one posting pics of them selfs

Laying down the law.

I'm the hairy one.

Chowderhead wrote:
Don't feth with dancers. They'll kill you.

Agreed with you there. Having met a few dancers in my life (one of whom went to new york and one an award.) They will kick your arse.

Corpses - You look a bit like Sam Huntington in that last photo. Minus some stubble of course. And Ive thought Chowder looks like the son on the TerraNova show for some time. Suddenly DAKKA is full of look alikes

I have no clue who he is

I googled Sam Huntington and agree, Corpses looks exactly like him.

HAhahahahaha

Really in the ears

I thought it was more the 'Devil may care' look in his eyes...

Chowderhead wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:That's just payback. You'll learn about that really soon, young padawan. Your going to get yelled at for things you'll have no idea you even did, and don't even get me started on the baaaaad things.

I have much to learn, o mast-

Wait a sec! I'd rather get dating advice from fething Avatar than you! Go away!

Oddly enough, I have not posted EVERYTHING on Dakka, despite the meme in the DCM forums about it


QUICK! To post about it on Dakka!

Looking back at that photo, I have dark purple lips and a REALLY straight nose...

MrDwhitey wrote:I googled Sam Huntington and agree, Corpses looks exactly like him.

Spoiler:

BWAHAHAAAA, that made me laugh. No this fella

Oh mah gawd they look so much alike.

KC... I think we found his twin.

Annnnnnnnnd Chowder......on TV

Maybe we should just do this annually?

malfred wrote:Maybe we should just do this annually?

Or just leave it running nonstop, year round!


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KingCracker wrote:Annnnnnnnnd Chowder......on TV

Spoiler:

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Funny, i don't see the duck lips usually present on young corpses?

alarmingrick wrote:

malfred wrote:Maybe we should just do this annually?

Or just leave it running nonstop, year round!

Nice.

I'm suggesting opening a new thread every year so that you can see who's still actively posting in OT.

Just a thought.

And this is Jin and me.

I'm the Asian one.



Oh wait.

Good one! We all know youre on the right. How did having asian strumpet work out for you?

malfred wrote:Maybe we should just do this annually?

I do do this annually! My goodness, some people are just impatient.

When you start the new one, add the year in the title and stuff.

malfred wrote:When you start the new one, add the year in the title and stuff.

Yes Mr. Malfred.

Now how many times do I have to write "I will not Spam" on the chalkboard? My arms are getting tired, and I haven't slept for days.

Chowderhead wrote:

malfred wrote:When you start the new one, add the year in the title and stuff.

Yes Mr. Malfred.

Now how many times do I have to write "I will not Spam" on the chalkboard? My arms are getting tired, and I haven't slept for days.

Thats nothing to do with the chalkboard..... -.-

Chowderhead wrote: My arms are getting tired, and I haven't slept for days.

Just think how tired and sleepy you'll be when you start writing on the chalkboard.....

Damn, Ninja'd!

Haha! Great minds and all that...

Vitruvian XVII wrote:Haha! Great minds and all that...

Agreed! But are we in time? Will he need glasses, or is it too late?!

Its waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too late for chowder.

Figured I'd give this whole "Showing Yourself" thing a try.




Me





Me trying out this thing I read about on the internet. They called it "Smiling".

smiling is not a good look for you The internet is lying, no-one smiles these days.

malfred wrote:Maybe we should just do this annually?

That's a terrifying idea, cos then i'd realize just how much time i'd wasted actually spent on dakka.


NOm

I like the idea of having a Dakka OT Yearbook...

Dakka yearbook hahaha.

Cant decide whether thats dire, or inspired!

It's me, so... Inspired!

Do we get to vote who is the most likely to do what?

Because I have my first vote....

I'd be fine with some awards for "Most Likely to..."

Hahaha ok this could be funny. We just need to contact majortom and get him to pretty it all up.... or not

nomsheep wrote:smiling is not a good look for you The internet is lying, no-one smiles these days.

NOm

I said the same thing when I looked at the picture.

Dakka yearbook FTW


Nom

The yearbook idea would be cool.
One question. Would the pics be updated year to year?
Or 1 pic and that's it?


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Johnny-Crass wrote:Do we get to vote who is the most likely to do what?

Because I have my first vote....

Me too.
KC - most likely to grow a beard.
Alby - most likely to be a Rock God.

I'd assume we'd update the pics every year.

ANd

Can we nominate ourselves.

Nomsheep: Most likely to murder you all Become overlord of earth use excessive amounts of strikethroughs.

Nah its gotta be more funny to nominate others surely!

True enough.

Mattyrm: Most likely to murder you all.

Corpses: Most likely to become overlord of earth (all enemies will flee before the abomination that is. . . DUCKFACE.)

Nom

alarmingrick wrote:The yearbook idea would be cool.
One question. Would the pics be updated year to year?
Or 1 pic and that's it?

Its easy to update it. Just take a new pic. I mean I am way more different than I was before.
I am interested in what mine is. For nomination that is O.o

Asherian Command wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:The yearbook idea would be cool.
One question. Would the pics be updated year to year?
Or 1 pic and that's it?

Its easy to update it. Just take a new pic. I mean I am way more different than I was before.
I am interested in what mine is. For nomination that is O.o

Well, I know it would be easy to update. I just wasn't sure if it would be a "requirement" so to speak.

As for your nomination, I don't know?
Seriously, I could just pop off something random, but that wouldn't be fair.
I don't know you well enough to know what to nominate you for. I could say
Your the most likely to get hairy palms first, but you might not get that I joke over
the Interwebs. Or you could really have some funky gene that gives you hairy palms,
and it would seem like i was being mean.

I guess I'll have to get back with you, Hairy.

Here ya guys go. . . . find Rubiks!

Are you that tree on the left?

Nom

rubiksnoob wrote:Here ya guys go. . . . find Rubiks!

Spoiler:

Most likely to flee to the woods and shoot whatever troubles him in the head with a bow and arrow...

I've got a plad shirt

Can i join the Plad brigade?

You're not manly enough to join the plaidites

oh
Sexisim!!!!

I'm sorry, but that's the rules.

I'm not manly enough either, and I am a man.


Nom

nomsheep wrote:I'm sorry, but that's the rules.

I'm not manly enough either, and I am a man.


Nom

But I could be the exception that proves the rule by being cute in the plad and hot pants. I could be like the mascot

purplefood wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Here ya guys go. . . . find Rubiks!

Spoiler:

Most likely to flee to the woods and shoot whatever troubles him in the head with a bow and arrow...

I would have gone with most likely to be caught on film emerging from the woods with pron.

notprop wrote:

purplefood wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Here ya guys go. . . . find Rubiks!

Spoiler:

Most likely to flee to the woods and shoot whatever troubles him in the head with a bow and arrow...

I would have gone with most likely to be caught on film emerging from the woods with pron.

So would I, but only if his arms are sore and he's tired.
Weren't those the symptoms Chowdah?

What.

Chowderhead wrote:What.

Go back a page and catch up on all the fun made at your expensive, sir.
Then come back with that 'What'!

alarmingrick wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:What.

Go back a page and catch up on all the fun made at your expensive, sir.
Then come back with that 'What'!

I just read it.

All I have to say is WHAT!?!?

My first vote!

reds8n: most likely to lock this thread

Chowderhead wrote:

alarmingrick wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:What.

Go back a page and catch up on all the fun made at your expensive, sir.
Then come back with that 'What'!

I just read it.

All I have to say is WHAT!?!?

Methinks thou doth protest too much!


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Johnny-Crass wrote:My first vote!

reds8n: most likely to lock this thread

Only if he posts his pic first!

Ribon Fox wrote:I've got a plad shirt

Can i join the Plad brigade?

Is it just me or is that shelf on the left a little off?

You only notice that?!?!

What about the stain?

The candles are nice...

purplefood wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Here ya guys go. . . . find Rubiks!

Spoiler:

Most likely to flee to the woods and shoot whatever troubles him in the head with a bow and arrow...

Also what happened to your cellphone rubik was it taken by your father?

Chowderhead wrote:You only notice that?!?!

What about the stain?

Well, yeah but contract killing is expected to sometimes be messy.....crooked shelves on the other hand, are inexcusable.

Chowderhead wrote:You only notice that?!?!

What about the stain?

Thats a blood stain.....one obviously doesnt feth with ribbon

KingCracker wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:You only notice that?!?!

What about the stain?

Thats a blood stain.....one obviously doesnt feth with ribbon

Exactly!
And did I mention what a lovely shirt that is.....

Hi! Cool thread, nice to see the motley crew of Dakka. Here's me with my band, I'm the beardy middle one.


and here's me hunting Cthulhu (hunting, but never finding. NO-ONE finds cthulhu, he finds you). I did this for a recent "Digital makeover" class for school - fake pipe, fake hat, scar, ocean, tentacle, rigging etc etc.

Love the digital make over, just take care with the ropes they're boldly cut above the hat (for such small distance, nothing some cloning can't fix)

Nightside vs KC. Battle of the beards.

Dark wrote:Love the digital make over, just take care with the ropes they're boldly cut above the hat (for such small distance, nothing some cloning can't fix)

Hahahahah, cheers! I missed that completely and it's kind of glaringly obvious now I look at it, oh well there's nothing like imperfection to round out ones day... unless... you're FULGRIM! AMIRITE? lulz

Me, Trekking out with the Original Enterprise!


Where the name The Mad Tanker comes from

The Mad Tanker wrote:

Tanks! Nothing better than some old heavy metal

Me toasting Dakka in my new t-shirt (and yes, i did get permission to use the logo )




edit: Wow, that is not a very pleasant photo!

Your eyes unsettle me.

They are pretty intense tbf, im boring through your soul!!

You made an assumption there that does not bear fruit.

Hahaha ok fair enough.

My grampa once told me never trust a man with his hands in his pockets....

Johnny-Crass wrote:My grampa once told me never trust a man with his hands in his pockets....

Probably better to trust him than a man with someone else's hands on his pockets...

Vitruvian XVII wrote:Me toasting Dakka in my new t-shirt (and yes, i did get permission to use the logo )

Spoiler:

edit: Wow, that is not a very pleasant photo!

Com'on what do you really look like?

That's just a picture of Alan Davies!

I do not look like alan davies! Hes way cooler

Im the guy in the maille with sword in the top one and the dead guy furthest to the left, aprently i'm good at bieng dead!



Performing guard duty at Bolsover Castle.

necrovamp wrote:...



Im the guy in the maille with sword in the top one and the dead guy furthest to the left, aprently i'm good at bieng dead!

Come on be honest, you're all lying there saying "tis but a flesh wound, I'll take the lot of you!" and sniggering.

I'll bite you legs off you yellow B******s!

Corpsesarefun wrote:Purely to annoy Chowderhead.



The thread is now back on topic, enjoy.

Thank you... Just thank you.

Great White wrote:Nightside vs KC. Battle of the beards.

I trimmed the chin squig by a large bit a few weeks ago. He would win that fight now But before......the heavens would quake

KingCracker wrote:

Great White wrote:Nightside vs KC. Battle of the beards.

I trimmed the chin squig by a large bit a few weeks ago. He would win that fight now But before......the heavens would quake

Everyone in the vicinity would have required extra pants

Not trimming mine until after The Hobbit comes out. I've forgotten what I look like and have begun foraging for small insects and berries.

Drew14 wrote:

Corpsesarefun wrote:Purely to annoy Chowderhead.



The thread is now back on topic, enjoy.

Thank you... Just thank you.

Goddamn it, Igloo!

Will duck face never go away

Nom

Me, working hard at my mother's craft show booth.

Ribon Fox wrote:

nomsheep wrote:I'm sorry, but that's the rules.

I'm not manly enough either, and I am a man.


Nom

But I could be the exception that proves the rule by being cute in the plad and hot pants. I could be like the mascot

They already have a mascot, DUCKFACE.

I'm not signing this reply. just in case

Coolyo294 wrote:

Spoiler:

Me, working hard at my mother's craft show booth.

Looks more like you bored out of your skull at your mother's craft show booth!

Me after two days straight of Rugby matches, I'm the one on the left with my belly kinda sticking out (those shirts were really small!)

Here goes nothing:

Me on a boring trip to Avesbury:

Fattimus_Maximus is not his avatar?

Johnny-Crass wrote:Fattimus_Maximus is not his avatar?

I know, right!?

alarmingrick wrote:

Johnny-Crass wrote:Fattimus_Maximus is not his avatar?

I know, right!?

Agreed! I cry foul! Foul! Although.... I'm not The Black Dahlia Murder either lol. Still... Foul!

Also:

Coolyo294 wrote:

Pastel Punch? It makes too much sense!

Pastel Punch should be a Boxing glove line!
And seriously, not picking on Coolyo or his mom.
Who knows why parents do the crazy crap they do.
Just ask my kids!

BlapBlapBlap wrote:Here goes nothing:

Me on a boring trip to Avesbury:

Cute jacket.

It was a miserable day.

nomsheep wrote:Will duck face never go away

Nom

The duck face is immortal.

Corpsesarefun wrote:

nomsheep wrote:Will duck face never go away

Nom

The duck face is immortal.

Careful! Ever wonder what the Sphinx's original face was?!
That's right. Duck face.

I'll post my ugly mug again.

Me during the Nijmegen Marches 2010.



Cause who doesn't like tongue?

Blacksails wrote:

Cause who doesn't like tongue?

It's all good 'til you start to drool.

Needs moar duckface!

I hate duckfaces. Especially when girls at my school do it on half of their picture.
Duckface = sin against humanity.

I would much rather see this image as the duckface:

Vitruvian XVII wrote:I would much rather see this image as the duckface:

Spoiler:

Should include this for context

Listen to Alan Davies, he knows of what he speaks.

Im not seeing the resemblance tbh.

Case in point:

It's ok to look like Alan Davies, Vitruvian. Don't be ashamed.

MrDwhitey wrote:It's ok to look like Alan Davies, Vitruvian. Don't be ashamed.

It's the eyes!

Its always the eyes!

Id love to look like/be alan davies, just wondering if i actually do!

Vitruvian XVII wrote:Im not seeing the resemblance tbh.

Case in point:

Spoiler:

Of course you're less likely to see he resemblance if you choose a picture of him with a mug in his hand!

Like purplefood said its all in those come-to-bed eyes.

I know I'm new and everything, but I wondered if I could squeeze a pic of me in here...

Ahhhh! Girl! A real Girl!

Quickly! Everyone! Up to the tree fort! They're afraid of ladders and the smell of fear and sweat! We should be safe there!

I was afraid to post first, lest she focus on me, thanks chowdah.

At any rate, welcome, enjoy your stay!


Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh........!!!!!! *Runs away

Dont mind them Chrissy... They forgot to take their testoterone today...
Not all of us are frightened little boys.. Some of even have Grooming skills...
See...

We are glad to have you here. Enjoy your stay.

hahahaha ^ best signature ever

Artsy photo of me taken by a friend.



Also, welcome Chrissy, enjoy your stay!

Your friend needs to go back to photography class.... We can still see your face

Johnny-Crass wrote:Your friend needs to go back to photography class.... We can still see your face

But my face is the best bit!

Oooh, sepia, so hip.

Easter bunnie Fox
Alittle late I know.

Might be a bit too risque.

That is a really nice clock...

Risque?....piffle!, i've heard there are pics of modelers in bathtubs on here somewhere?........


those crazy 'ol terrain people!.....

MrDwhitey wrote:Might be a bit too risque.

Trust me thats not risque, now this.... Ermm better not, i've only just got my quick post back

MrDwhitey wrote:Might be a bit too risque.

There's worse on Dakka

Your face chief amongst it.

MrDwhitey, abit on the harsh side me thinks.

It's because he's so racist...
I assume it make him feel inadequate...

Either that or I just made him question his sexuality

I dunno...
He is a pretty staunch member of the BNP...

Well in which case he'll love my mix of most of europe ancestery, a little here a little there
Well even the BNP are people to...apparantly.