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A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:36:01


Post by: Piston Honda


I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:37:49


Post by: Coolyo294


An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:44:03


Post by: Mannahnin


The gods took an offering. Ask for something.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:46:05


Post by: Hordini


That sounds crazy. Never had a problem with hawks, but we had some major issues with raccoons when we had chickens. Those things are absolutely vicious, horrendous animals.

Hopefully it doesn't come back. A hawk would be tough to deal with, since it's not like you can really trap them like you can raccoons and other land-based predators.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:49:22


Post by: Orlanth


Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:50:31


Post by: streamdragon


Pretty easily, especially something big like a Bald Eagle or Golden Eagle.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:50:38


Post by: Vulcan


Put chicken wire over the chicken enclosure. This will keep the hawk out.

Assuming you have your chickens cooped up, and not letting them free-range.


Yeah, we get some hawks around here, which is a bit of a surprise since I live smack-dab in the center of the St. Louis Metropolitan Area. There's nothing like stepping out the back door to your apartment building and seeing a hawk perched on the fence, under 10' away, giving you the evil eye, and his eyes are on the same level as yours. You really don't understand how big those birds are until that point...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:53:01


Post by: Piston Honda


Hordini wrote:That sounds crazy. Never had a problem with hawks, but we had some major issues with raccoons when we had chickens. Those things are absolutely vicious, horrendous animals.

Hopefully it doesn't come back. A hawk would be tough to deal with, since it's not like you can really trap them like you can raccoons and other land-based predators.


raccoons are like little furry raptors. I've seen them attack cats and dogs. My old man had to constantly kill them, I think we lived in a raccoon den. They were every where.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 03:56:57


Post by: streamdragon


We've got foxes where I am in Maryland, and apparently coyotes have started moving into the western areas so it's only a matter of time until they make their way here. I don't like the idea of having to kill coyotes, but if they attack my flocks / herds...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 04:03:42


Post by: Hordini


Piston Honda wrote:
Hordini wrote:That sounds crazy. Never had a problem with hawks, but we had some major issues with raccoons when we had chickens. Those things are absolutely vicious, horrendous animals.

Hopefully it doesn't come back. A hawk would be tough to deal with, since it's not like you can really trap them like you can raccoons and other land-based predators.


raccoons are like little furry raptors. I've seen them attack cats and dogs. My old man had to constantly kill them, I think we lived in a raccoon den. They were every where.



Yeah, we had to trap and kill a bunch of them when we had chickens. It's the only way to deal with them really, unless you just want to have a chicken house full of dead chickens. It didn't help that they were overpopulated either.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:06:47


Post by: Relapse


Mannahnin wrote:The gods took an offering. Ask for something.


Heh. Another chicken


Automatically Appended Next Post:
There was a guy in Maine that got killed by an Owl a few years back. He was wearing a fur hat and the Owl swooped in behind him, aparently thinking the hat was prey, and put a talon through the back of his skull.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:10:13


Post by: Mannahnin


I kid. If he had actually offered it consciously to the gods, and then the hawk took it, I would certainly construe that as the gods' acceptance, and them being open to prayers for something. As it stands, it's just the nature spirits taking theirs. That's why we build coops and wire enclosures, after all.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:11:30


Post by: d-usa


They eloped. The chicken will be back but you will never see the hawk again to pay child support.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:25:31


Post by: snurl


You must track that hawk down and steal one of its chicks in retribution or you will be a hawk - enabler. Fight Back!


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:31:55


Post by: dæl


I once had a seagull nick a bag of chips out of my hand, they do that a lot in Blackpool. A chicken though, I feel for you and that but kudos to the hawk.

And the wire over the top of the cage is probably the way to go, he knows where to get free lunch now.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:32:15


Post by: Slarg232


Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


It could grip it by the collar!



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 05:36:36


Post by: d-usa


Slarg232 wrote:
Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


It could grip it by the collar!

Spoiler:


European or African Eagle?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 07:14:53


Post by: Kaldor


Vulcan wrote:Put chicken wire over the chicken enclosure. This will keep the hawk out.


Nope, that will keep the hawk in. At speed during a dive they'll bust right through the chicken wire. I've seen it happen. Well, not seen it, but found a busted up hawk in with the chickens and a hawk shaped hole in the chicken wire 'ceiling'.

Raptors are incredible animals.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 07:20:18


Post by: azazel the cat


Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?




A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 07:32:13


Post by: MrDwhitey


I was also thinking of

Spoiler:


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 07:33:27


Post by: Radiation


I have heard ranchers in Northern California tell stories about eagles taking newborn calves in the spring just as they are born.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 08:18:26


Post by: thenoobbomb


Radiation wrote:I have heard ranchers in Northern California tell stories about eagles taking newborn calves in the spring just as they are born.

The harvest needs offerings, like Britney Spears.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 08:45:36


Post by: JohnnoM


Well we had a snake eat one of our chickens, come back two weeks later, kill a second that was too big for it to eat, so it tried to kill a third and eat that. My dad found it hidden in a tarp, and proceded to shoot it with a speargun, drop a cinderblock on it and set it on fire. It somehow got away, came back 3 weeks later, ate a neighbours chicken, got found by my dad again a couple days later, where it was shot again by a speargun a set alight, yet again. No more snakes since .


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 08:55:51


Post by: Palindrome


dæl wrote:I once had a seagull nick a bag of chips out of my hand, they do that a lot in Blackpool.


I had a Barbary ape do that to me in Gibraltar, nasty little creatures.

When I was growing up we had our entire chicken flock wiped out by foxes twice so my dad developed a shoot on sight policy. As foxes are noctural he used to use a spotlight and aimed the for eye reflection (in a big empty field behind the house with no one for miles), he stopped doing that though when he shot a sheep.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 11:01:07


Post by: Frazzled


Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


I happened to be standing in the back yard when a hawk came ranging in looking at TBone. I did a King Kong standing over Tbone and grabbed him up into the house, but by the time I came out with a shotgun the hawk had departed. Lucky hawk. I'm good with a bird gun.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 11:01:53


Post by: purplefood


At this point you get automated anti-aircraft turrets around your house and chicken coop...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 12:11:17


Post by: Huffy


It could have been worse...a family friend was letting her teacup poodle play outside and as she watched a hawk grabbed 'em and carried poodle munchies off


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 12:17:34


Post by: KingCracker


See, if you were a DCM, we would have a thread for this moment. That sucks man, next time, carry a shotgun?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:08:30


Post by: Frazzled


KingCracker wrote:See, if you were a DCM, we would have a thread for this moment. That sucks man, next time, carry a shotgun?


Amazingly I was unarmed at the time. I have since rectified this laxness on my part.



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:20:43


Post by: SagesStone


KingCracker wrote:See, if you were a DCM, we would have a thread for this moment. That sucks man, next time, carry a shotgun?


Exactly.

The more spikes that are on the armour the less likely it is to be carried off somewhere.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:26:10


Post by: Chowderhead


Every tuesday, a Roc tries to steal my house.

Thank god for Ack-Acks.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:30:34


Post by: MrDwhitey


Ack ack?




A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:32:40


Post by: SagesStone


Ack Ack?


My Roc brought one of these home once.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:33:48


Post by: purplefood


MrDwhitey wrote:Ack ack?

I believe it is a nickname for AA or AAA gun batteries.
It was also a racehorse but I'm not sure if that's related... be cool if it was though...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:35:03


Post by: MrDwhitey


I know, but pretending ignorance let me post a video from Mars Attacks.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:36:14


Post by: SagesStone


I just assumed he yells "ack ack ack" and catapults retired race horses at them. At least that's what Google says he means by that.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 13:37:23


Post by: purplefood


n0t_u wrote:I just assumed he yells "ack ack ack" and catapults retired race horses at them. At least that's what Google says he means by that.

It is the second search result...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 16:21:23


Post by: KingCracker


Hey Purple! Welcome back to DAKKA!


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:01:06


Post by: Alexzandvar


I wish that would happen to my Chickens, which I hate. I'm stuck with them because my brother got them then moved away.

Parents treat them like fething pets.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:05:16


Post by: kronk


Eat them.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:05:50


Post by: Alexzandvar


kronk wrote:Eat them.


Then they ask me "Well, then lets eat the cats and the dog tomorrow!"


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:11:17


Post by: kronk


Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:12:32


Post by: Alexzandvar


kronk wrote:Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.




A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:17:15


Post by: Kovnik Obama


kronk wrote:Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.


You're dead to me.



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:28:05


Post by: Frazzled


kronk wrote:Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.


Rodney the Shanking Wiener dog fully supports the eating of cat.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:37:42


Post by: Bakerofish


did someone say lunch?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:39:13


Post by: azazel the cat


Huffy wrote:It could have been worse...a family friend was letting her teacup poodle play outside and as she watched a hawk grabbed 'em and carried poodle munchies off

Someday, if we have the time & money, my s/o & I want to take up falconry, then head down to the local parks and hunt poodle and handbag-dogs.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:39:15


Post by: Coolyo294


Bakerofish wrote:did someone say lunch?
Lunch.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:41:15


Post by: Frazzled


azazel the cat wrote:
Huffy wrote:It could have been worse...a family friend was letting her teacup poodle play outside and as she watched a hawk grabbed 'em and carried poodle munchies off

Someday, if we have the time & money, my s/o & I want to take up falconry, then head down to the local parks and hunt poodle and handbag-dogs.


Just remember:
1) Pit Bulls can jump. George caught several birds who got uppity.

2) Wiener dogs are prepared for this contingency.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:50:51


Post by: Da Boss


I think the hawk benefit scandal post was the best one so far
Man killed by owl was a close second. You need to rig a chicken with explosives, wait for the hawk to strike again and then detonate that fether.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 18:59:08


Post by: Kovnik Obama


Frazzled wrote:2) Wiener dogs are prepared for this contingency.


They need to work out a MAD policy against huskies. Last winter I was mushing, and this little old lady came to see the sleds with her dog...

Wiener dog was NOT prepared...



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 19:26:07


Post by: Frazzled


Kovnik Obama wrote:
Frazzled wrote:2) Wiener dogs are prepared for this contingency.


They need to work out a MAD policy against huskies. Last winter I was mushing, and this little old lady came to see the sleds with her dog...

Wiener dog was NOT prepared...



They do. Team Wienie upgraded (or downgraded depending on point of view) their human transport option to Frazzled. He comes with pre installed gun turrents.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 19:30:36


Post by: Melissia


Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.

Yay for spray bottles.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 19:35:04


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Melissia wrote:Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.

Yay for spray bottles.


We tried that with my cat for awhile but he kept on getting into the butter.

So then my dad took to sticking his head under a cold tap for a minute, and that didn't work either.

I just got used to there being cat spit in the butter.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 19:51:39


Post by: Kovnik Obama


Ma55ter_fett wrote:
Melissia wrote:Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.

Yay for spray bottles.


We tried that with my cat for awhile but he kept on getting into the butter.

So then my dad took to sticking his head under a cold tap for a minute, and that didn't work either.

I just got used to there being cat spit in the butter.


Cats works more with odours/taste than punishment. If you didn't start early with the spray, or if she picked up early the habit of eating human food, then you're fethed. Put lemon juice/anything sour on the butter, if it really bothers you, that's the best chance you have, and even then, he probably won't stop.

Putting the cats head under the tap is just going to make the cat go nuts and hate your father/try a reconciliation, it wont make him realize he did something to piss you off.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 20:19:16


Post by: AduroT


Or cover the butter...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 20:38:41


Post by: Frazzled


If an American has to cover their butter in fear, than the terrorists have already won!


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 20:50:56


Post by: Kovnik Obama


Praised be Neko-Allah!


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 20:54:06


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Kovnik Obama wrote:
Ma55ter_fett wrote:
Melissia wrote:Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.

Yay for spray bottles.


We tried that with my cat for awhile but he kept on getting into the butter.

So then my dad took to sticking his head under a cold tap for a minute, and that didn't work either.

I just got used to there being cat spit in the butter.


Cats works more with odours/taste than punishment. If you didn't start early with the spray, or if she picked up early the habit of eating human food, then you're fethed. Put lemon juice/anything sour on the butter, if it really bothers you, that's the best chance you have, and even then, he probably won't stop.


Well he's dead now and no bother to anyone...

Putting the cats head under the tap is just going to make the cat go nuts and hate your father/try a reconciliation, it wont make him realize he did something to piss you off.


He knew, HE KNEW! Why else would he run so fast if you caught him in the act?

I wouldn't have minded so much, but he would also eat the wax paper around the butter which gave him the worse ever diarrhea…


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 21:36:20


Post by: azazel the cat


Ma55ter_fett wrote:I wouldn't have minded so much, but he would also eat the wax paper around the butter which gave him the worse ever diarrhea…



Your life sounds complicated.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 21:40:40


Post by: Frazzled


Animals. TBone pulled a twofer Saturday morning, both peeing on me and puking on me. Lovely.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 21:56:41


Post by: Kovnik Obama


Frazzled wrote:Animals. TBone pulled a twofer Saturday morning, both peeing on me and puking on me. Lovely.


Meh. Just makes me appreciate more all the butt-whiping my parents did...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 22:05:59


Post by: streamdragon


Counting down the days to Friday night when I can pick up my dog. The house has been so empty with just the two cats; I can't even sleep through the night right now.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 22:24:46


Post by: Slarg232


d-usa wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:
Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


It could grip it by the collar!

Spoiler:


European or African Eagle?


African, a European Eagle is too small.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 23:26:22


Post by: snurl


I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/11 23:29:04


Post by: d-usa


snurl wrote:I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


Clearly the chickens were asking for it.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 00:30:42


Post by: Kovnik Obama


Please tell me if/when you have a Slut Walk picketing in front of your house.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:15:12


Post by: Frazzled


streamdragon wrote:Counting down the days to Friday night when I can pick up my dog. The house has been so empty with just the two cats; I can't even sleep through the night right now.

Que?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:17:30


Post by: Melissia


I discourage my cat with hot sauce at times, it seems to work.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:28:48


Post by: Ma55ter_fett


Toothpaste used to work well on my cat.

My little brother massaged an entire tube into his fur and he (the cat) was forced to lick it all out himself.

Ever after he would recoil if there was even the slightest fragrance of peppermint on your breath.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:36:48


Post by: Melissia


At one point, I let him lick a piece of food that had hot sauce on it. He coughed once and then went to drink for a while, and ever since then, he went to drink a lot of water.

In retrospect it seemed rather cruel, but the little bastard has to learn to not eat human food. We have kitty treats we use instead.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:41:53


Post by: Mr Nobody


Your lucky. I used to own some chickens, but the hawks were too small to carry off the chicken. I had to clean up whatever was left when I found them.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:48:59


Post by: Ma55ter_fett





I strongly recommend this documentary because... well... just watch it.

I first saw it as a kid and it fits this thread pretty darn well I think.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 01:55:34


Post by: Surtur


Meh, it's a chicken. Just let nature happen.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 02:13:03


Post by: AduroT


I picked up a "bitter yuck" spray to keep my gerbils from chewing up a particular piece of one of their cages. Then I saw one of them promptly licking it up after spritzing the area in question. I tried it myself, but man it was bad. I guess the gerbil just has odd taste.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 02:27:25


Post by: Bromsy


d-usa wrote:
snurl wrote:I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


Clearly the chickens were asking for it.


Did you see what they were wearing?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 02:46:36


Post by: d-usa


Bromsy wrote:
d-usa wrote:
snurl wrote:I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


Clearly the chickens were asking for it.


Did you see what they were wearing?


They have been doing the dirty chicken dance all day, shaking their tail feathers.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 02:52:44


Post by: rubiksnoob


Hmmm. At first glance I thought the title read, "A hawk just stole one of my children." All this talk about wire enclosures and whatnot had me scratching my head until I realized my mistake.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 05:41:35


Post by: AduroT


d-usa wrote:
Bromsy wrote:
d-usa wrote:
snurl wrote:I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


Clearly the chickens were asking for it.


Did you see what they were wearing?


They have been doing the dirty chicken dance all day, shaking their tail feathers.


Probably showing off their sweet delicious breasts too.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 05:57:39


Post by: d-usa


AduroT wrote:
d-usa wrote:
Bromsy wrote:
d-usa wrote:
snurl wrote:I blame the victim. Letting tasty chickens run about unprotected in hawk country is just begging for trouble.


Clearly the chickens were asking for it.


Did you see what they were wearing?


They have been doing the dirty chicken dance all day, shaking their tail feathers.


Probably showing off their sweet delicious breasts too.




A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 06:22:19


Post by: CaptainCommunsism


Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


I see your dachshund and raise you a deer:



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 06:37:16


Post by: Private_Joker


Al Queda is giving a reward of camels and chooks for any information leading to President Obama or Hilary Clinton. Just saying if you want more chickens...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 09:24:23


Post by: deathholydeath


CaptainCommunsism wrote:
Orlanth wrote:
Coolyo294 wrote:An eagle almost ate my dachshund once.


An eagle can carry off a dachshund?


I see your dachshund and raise you a deer:



No wonder the Romans (and us) are all about those things as national symbols. That's pretty amazing.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 09:32:21


Post by: Kaldor


My sister had a German Shepherd that used to chew up the outdoor furniture so she bought this stuff to spray on it...



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 09:33:52


Post by: deathholydeath


Lol. It seems to have worked somewhat less than well from the looks of the picture. Cute doggie too.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 10:15:01


Post by: Castiel


My dog used to steal food if it was left out, so we left out some bread covered in hot chilli powder. He doesn't steal food anymore!


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 10:47:44


Post by: Hazardous Harry


JohnnoM wrote:Well we had a snake eat one of our chickens, come back two weeks later, kill a second that was too big for it to eat, so it tried to kill a third and eat that. My dad found it hidden in a tarp, and proceded to shoot it with a speargun, drop a cinderblock on it and set it on fire. It somehow got away, came back 3 weeks later, ate a neighbours chicken, got found by my dad again a couple days later, where it was shot again by a speargun a set alight, yet again. No more snakes since .


I knew our wild life was considered pretty scary but now I'm getting a little nervous. What kind of animal walks away from that only to try again next door?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 12:45:14


Post by: snurl


Hazardous Harry wrote:
JohnnoM wrote:Well we had a snake eat one of our chickens, come back two weeks later, kill a second that was too big for it to eat, so it tried to kill a third and eat that. My dad found it hidden in a tarp, and proceded to shoot it with a speargun, drop a cinderblock on it and set it on fire. It somehow got away, came back 3 weeks later, ate a neighbours chicken, got found by my dad again a couple days later, where it was shot again by a speargun a set alight, yet again. No more snakes since .


I knew our wild life was considered pretty scary but now I'm getting a little nervous. What kind of animal walks away from that only to try again next door?

Well, snakes dont really walk, but i'd say a really mean tempered one that is persistent and bent on revenge.

Thought for today; if you are going to kill anything, make sure its dead when you're done.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 13:07:04


Post by: mega_bassist


Once a hawk attacked my parent's pet ducks while I was outside with them, watering the gardens. I just remember a brown blur fly in front of me, and when I turned to see what it was, there was a redtail hawk attacking the male mallard! I chased it off, and quickly put the ducks back in their pen...safe to say they were paranoid the next few days


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 13:53:22


Post by: d-usa


Is it really paranoia if there is in fact a giant hawk trying to kill you?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 14:50:01


Post by: streamdragon


Frazzled wrote:
streamdragon wrote:Counting down the days to Friday night when I can pick up my dog. The house has been so empty with just the two cats; I can't even sleep through the night right now.

Que?


I mentioned the new dog before, the mastiff/great dane mix. I get to take her home on Friday (she's being fostered on a farm in South Carolina, while I live in Maryland; hence the delay). My house doesn't have a dog in it for the first time in decades, so the house feels empty.



A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 15:00:18


Post by: Frazzled


Oh yes, stream and his new BEARDOG. good luck. I hope you put the valuables up.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/12 18:57:15


Post by: streamdragon


pft, what valuables? I play warham- oooooooh. yeah, they live in my closet of shame. (That is, the closet with probably a thousand dollars of unopened models...)


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 14:35:05


Post by: Soladrin


Mhm, all we get is birds catching carps from our pond, realizing it's to big and letting i suffocate on the grass.

Birds are dicks.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 15:56:37


Post by: KingCracker


streamdragon wrote:pft, what valuables? I play warham- oooooooh. yeah, they live in my closet of shame. (That is, the closet with probably a thousand dollars of unopened models...)




Where do you live exactly, and what times is your house vacant?



And yes Sol, this thread sums up that birds are indeed, dicks


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 16:00:03


Post by: kronk


Soladrin wrote:Mhm, all we get is birds catching carps from our pond, realizing it's to big and letting i suffocate on the grass.

Birds are dicks.


My GF lives about a half mile from the beach. One morning, she found a catfish just laying on her porch. No idea where it came from. I told her it was probably a bird that caught it, but then dropped it when it couldn't carry it.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 16:32:30


Post by: Surtur


I'm so sorry your GF didn't like your catfish kronk.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 16:35:42


Post by: kronk


Surtur wrote:I'm so sorry your GF didn't like your catfish kronk.


Shh.....


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 16:40:04


Post by: AustonT


Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/14 19:43:52


Post by: Kaldor


AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 05:08:53


Post by: Mr Nobody


Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...


Maybe the eagle will call?


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 05:19:02


Post by: d-usa


I heard that the eagle has landed.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 06:33:47


Post by: AustonT


Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...
If you offer it a dog it will give the phone back. Sandra Bullock taught me that.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 06:50:16


Post by: Kaldor


AustonT wrote:
Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...
If you offer it a dog it will give the phone back. Sandra Bullock taught me that.


I have seen that movie. I am ashamed.


A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 12:04:36


Post by: GoDz BuZzSaW


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A hawk just stole one of my chickens @ 2012/06/15 12:45:40


Post by: Doctadeth


Actually talking about this, I had an almost killed Bantam chook by a hawk. We saw a hawk-shadow coming down. The chicken ran into the coop, and next thing we knew, raptor sitting on the fence looking around...