Well this used to be a popular topic on Dakka so I thought I would bring it back plus if you want you can show your photos from the previous version of these threads to show how much or how little you changed.

Me, in the Chon Kenim Mountains, Kyrgyzstan.

Hopefully this won't devolve into... whatever killed off the last lot of these threads.



That's the latest shot of me, taken on the 29th of March. My hair is now several inches longer.

Please remember that if you do wish to show a picture of yourself

A. Don't attach it using Dakka's attachment system.
B. Please keep it work suitable and remember that we also don't want or allow offensive t-shirts, slogans, poses etc etc.

Thanks.

Might also be good to add that users under a certain age shouldn't post pictures of themselves on the internet. Posting your age if you're fairly young is already discouraged, so it seems logical to say it about pictures, too.

Ahh yes, the timeless Mugshots Thread.

 djones520 wrote:


Me, in the Chon Kenim Mountains, Kyrgyzstan.

You are one lovely horse.
This is me in my commissar costume

I was actually thinking we hadn't had one of these in a while...

Me thinking deep and noble thoughts. Kinda old, but I've not been taking pictures of myself lately because I've been working out and I don't want to be one of those guys.

About three years old, but I can't be bothered to upload a newer picture.

This is me, on the morning of my wedding.

Mhm.. couple months old.

Parents had a new pup sooo...

Hello, Dakka.

Well that's depressing... None of my photos are apparently dakka safe.

I'm the one on the right.

This is me a week ago after a trip to Nottingham.



Oh, and here's a comparison, timestamped for your convenience:

Can't get the image thing to work, so you get a link instead!

https://secure.flickr.com/photos/96818595@N06/8988772851/

Giving one of the Nara deer pets in Nara, Japan. (Hint, I'm the one in Khaki and blue, not brown and spots)

Here I am getting ready for Work.

Well you look like you're dedicated to the leaf raking profession I'll give you that.

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:


Giving one of the Nara deer pets in Nara, Japan. (Hint, I'm the one in Khaki and blue, not brown and spots)

Take no offense on this, but you look like a skinny Patton oswald

As long as I don't look like a fat Patton Oswald

My buddy Luke and me, this past December.

Far right, second from top.

I'm to old for this.......

 Jihadin wrote:
I'm to old for this.......

I know I got a few years on your young self.

Is there an instruction page anywhere about images? Or can someone tell me how to upload them if we can't use attachments please?

Front and centre. I'm smiling... I think.

 CptJake wrote:
My buddy Luke and me, this past December.

We has quite a bit of horses on Dakka, How do you type with your Hooves?

Spoilered because it is apparently a ginormous picture... I am in the front row, with the tape round the head.

Me.

 Kovnik Obama wrote:
Me.

you have one sexy cerebellum

Well, hello.

 Albatross wrote:
Well, hello.

Spoiler:

Wow, you Brits burn pretty badly.

It's just an interesting filter.

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Spoilered because it is apparently a ginormous picture... I am in the front row, with the tape round the head.

Spoiler:

So we can't have slightly crude pictures of one user, but another user can blatantly post pictures of what is clearly a hooker? I find fault with dakka's judgement.

(kidding)

Anyway, here is me in my birthday suit

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
you have one sexy cerebellum

It's because I exercice my motor functions everday.

 motyak wrote:
So we can't have slightly crude pictures of one user, but another user can blatantly post pictures of what is clearly a hooker?

AAhhhhhh! I see what you did there.


Lemme see if i can't russle up a picture of myself somewhere. Photos of me are few and far between.

I'll play along


And if anyone doesn't remember, the last thread was closed due to the horrible amount of OT posts based on the post by Ribon Fox

A picture where you can actually see what I look like.



And I just realized that pretty much all of my most recent pictures involve that trophy.

Was that in the show yourself thread I made, or the one that came after? Either way, I remember that

Most recent picture of me I've taken. It was taken to mope on Facebook about finally shaving all my 'excess' ( ) facial hair. The reason I look so happy? I needed a new profile picture



Also, because I like showing it off, heres me from this most recently past Halloween


(ignore my roommate's wall pictures, and imagine I had applied the eye makeup properly )

 Ardaric_Vaanes wrote:
Is there an instruction page anywhere about images? Or can someone tell me how to upload them if we can't use attachments please?

What I did was create a photobucket account hope that helps.

Yeah don't use flikr though. That has problems with linking.

Just got my hair done. How's it look, fellow Generals?

I don't like corn rows so you probably don't want to hear what I think.

They're called braids, no one says corn rows.

Everyone I've ever met calls them cornrows!

 rubiksnoob wrote:
Everyone I've ever met calls them cornrows!

What he said. Them's are corn rows.

Okay so, allow me to just enlighten you people a tad.

The difference between saying 'corn rows' and 'braids', is sort of like the difference between saying 'playing with toy soldiers', and 'wargaming'. There's a way laypeople say it, and then there's the right way to say it. We've all experienced it with our hobby, so I feel that's the best way to analogize it to you all. If you go into a black hair care salon and say ''I'd like corn rows", they're going to cock their eyebrows and laugh at you inside. Of course I expect further debate from some of you, but this is all I'll comment on this particular subject.

With that out of the way, here's a photo of me with buzzed hair, this was around Christmas, so slightly out of date. My little cousin Julia is with me. That is known as a 'baby'. LOL:

 Cheesecat wrote:

 Ardaric_Vaanes wrote:
Is there an instruction page anywhere about images? Or can someone tell me how to upload them if we can't use attachments please?

What I did was create a photobucket account hope that helps.

Thanks man.

Corn Rows are to braids as Chryslers are to cars. Corn Rows are a very specific and awful version of braids.

Soon to be my former life:


And my current and future life:

Lets Try this a second time!

Challenging someone while on guard duty at Bolsover castle in Derbyshire...


Fiddling with something vitally important for the Woodville war effort!

Only picture of myself on my pc. It's taken in Trier, Germany. School trip. There's like hair covering most of my face. Also raincoat. Damned rain..
-snip-

My birthday this year.

Why did you leave a bit of hair on the right?

Why the feth not eh?

With a chin that gloriously manly who's gonna argue with him?

 Cheesecat wrote:
Why did you leave a bit of hair on the right?

As a combover to cover my developing male pattern baldness.

 Waaagh_Gonads wrote:

 Cheesecat wrote:
Why did you leave a bit of hair on the right?

As a combover to cover my developing male pattern baldness.

You know, I've always thought that was a bad look, but you make it work.

He's obviously a Tau player working on a Gue'vesa loyalist braid.

A Tau follower?
Not with a chin like that! He could kill for the skull god with a chin like that...

Ahh why not eh?

Here's me and the puppy when she was still small around February:


And here I am with my best friend a couple of weeks ago. I have no idea where the tiara came from.

Here's my fat ass at an awards ceremony in Chicago 2 years ago.

You don't look fat to me, you don't even look overweight you just look stocky.

Let's see if this works or not. I'm the guy on the right, next to the girl.

Hamming it up at the grand sumo tournament in Tokyo.






Hot springs at jigoku-dani (hell valley)...By the end of the day I was like, "I slogged up a mountain in 4 feet of snow to see some smug monkeys sitting in hot water?"



*sigh* I miss that hat.


Guess I better put a wedding pic up.

 Cheesecat wrote:
You don't look fat to me, you don't even look overweight you just look stocky.

You're very generous, Mr. Canada!

 kronk wrote:

 Cheesecat wrote:
You don't look fat to me, you don't even look overweight you just look stocky.

You're very generous, Mr. Canada!

Well, it could be the suit as well doesn't black have a slimming effect?

 agnosto wrote:




Hot springs at jigoku-dani (hell valley)...By the end of the day I was like, "I slogged up a mountain in 4 feet of snow to see some smug monkeys sitting in hot water?"

Anyone else notice that monkey is clearly eyeballing the camera?

 Jimsolo wrote:

 agnosto wrote:

Spoiler:

Hot springs at jigoku-dani (hell valley)...By the end of the day I was like, "I slogged up a mountain in 4 feet of snow to see some smug monkeys sitting in hot water?"

Anyone else notice that monkey is clearly eyeballing the camera?

Nah he's eyeing off the hat.

kronk is....much less shady looking then my mental image has generally been
breotan reminds me of someone, i just can't think who

 kronk wrote:
Here's my fat ass at an awards ceremony in Chicago 2 years ago.

[photo of Kronk]

Let the records show that i am utterly devestated that Kronk doesn't look like Will Ferrell.

 Snrub wrote:

 kronk wrote:
Here's my fat ass at an awards ceremony in Chicago 2 years ago.

[photo of Kronk]

Let the records show that i am utterly devestated that Kronk doesn't look like Will Ferrell.

i'm kinda disappointed his doesn't look like a real life version of the crazy old uncle from that movie paranorman

 Jimsolo wrote:


Anyone else notice that monkey is clearly eyeballing the camera?

Yeah some of them did act up a bit for the camera but this one was like the evil monkey in the closet ala family guy with my friend taking the picture.


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 motyak wrote:

 Jimsolo wrote:

 agnosto wrote:

Spoiler:

Hot springs at jigoku-dani (hell valley)...By the end of the day I was like, "I slogged up a mountain in 4 feet of snow to see some smug monkeys sitting in hot water?"

Anyone else notice that monkey is clearly eyeballing the camera?

Nah he's eyeing off the hat.

He might have followed me back to Tokyo and stolen it, the little thief; hat went missing like 2 weeks later. It could have been the monkey, cleverly waiting until my guard was down....either that or the drunken night at the clubs in Shibuya.

 agnosto wrote:

 Jimsolo wrote:


Anyone else notice that monkey is clearly eyeballing the camera?

Yeah some of them did act up a bit for the camera but this one was like the evil monkey in the closet ala family guy with my friend taking the picture.

I hate that evil monkey!

I tried to post my pic from Facebook (I don't keep online photos anywhere else), and it failed. So most I might do is change my profile pic to be me at some point in the future. Unless someone shares with me the wisdom to transfer images from FB to here successfully.

Make a free photobucket account.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
I tried to post my pic from Facebook (I don't keep online photos anywhere else), and it failed. So most I might do is change my profile pic to be me at some point in the future. Unless someone shares with me the wisdom to transfer images from FB to here successfully.

Go to your FB photo album, click the photo you want, right-click the selected picture and go to Properties, copy the Image URL, and slam that in [img] tags.

I am the adult male

**edit: I am also slightly disappointed that Kronk isn't Will Farrell.

Nice Family, Overwatch!

 kronk wrote:
Nice Family, Overwatch!

Thanks! I blame, er give credit to , their mother.

Facebook profile picture, put a tiny bit more weight on since that picture hit. I'd post pictures of going mountain climbing in the fall, but I don't really feel like posting pictures of my dad while he's topless in ALL of them! Mostly I don't think he'd appreciate me sharing with people around the internet. Thanks Avatar, for instructing me how to do this!

 kronk wrote:
Here's my fat ass at an awards ceremony in Chicago 2 years ago.

Is this pre-Tales of Woe thread?

Egads Kronk , you look so clean shaven and presentable

 KingCracker wrote:
Egads Kronk , you look so clean shaven and presentable

And no cowbell, either.

I look absolutely insane in this picture...Also, I need a shave.



~Tim?

 rubiksnoob wrote:
And no cowbell, either.

I think that's the biggest surprise

 Dreadclaw69 wrote:

 rubiksnoob wrote:
And no cowbell, either.

I think that's the biggest surprise

Why would people expect the avatars of other dakkaroos to look like them?

 Cheesecat wrote:

 Dreadclaw69 wrote:

 rubiksnoob wrote:
And no cowbell, either.

I think that's the biggest surprise

Why would people expect the avatars of other dakkaroos to look like them?

I'm not exactly sure. After all, I have both arms still.

The mini of Kronk....has taken a severe hit.......wait......its KRONK EVIL TWIN!!!!


2nd viewpoint...the wife said something about adding a "Choir robe"?

Kronk looks all... respectable and stuff. It's odd.

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Kronk looks all... respectable and stuff. It's odd.

I know, right? Where's the Will Ferrel beard and cowbell?

~Tim?

 kronk wrote:
Here's my fat ass at an awards ceremony in Chicago 2 years ago.

Man, you look very respectable, almost as though you were running for the Democratic nomination!!

Are you running for the democratic nomination?


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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Kronk looks all... respectable and stuff. It's odd.

My thoughts exactly

To be honest, I thought a forum for a geeky hobby would turn up pictures of your average, stereotypical geek, but I'm very surprised it didn't.

Here you go, at a friend's housewarming, complete with bonfire.

Lol, Slaanesh, due to the washout of your shirt, I thought that you were wearing your jacket with no shirt on... which would completely make sense, as it could just be some strange variant of the Zulu Warrior at the Third Half of a rugby match

 Slaanesh-Devotee wrote:
Here you go, at a friend's housewarming, complete with bonfire.

Spoiler:

You warm their house up by burning part of it down? Nice!

@alfndrate: Yes, that was pre-Tales of Woe, hence the ring. By about 6 or 8 months. About the heaviest I've been, actually.


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 Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:
I look absolutely insane in this picture...Also, I need a shave.

Spoiler:

~Tim?

You don't look at all like Tim the enchanter! Where are the horns? The fire? The smell of brimsto... Ah, there it is.

At the last Dakkacon.

It's never how you have it in your head, is it?

Not nearly enough Brian Blessed in Power Armor, but the beard makes up for it.

Well MGS you might not be green but you look like you could turn mean at any second and doll out a good stomping. So 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

 kronk wrote:

 Slaanesh-Devotee wrote:
Here you go, at a friend's housewarming, complete with bonfire.

Spoiler:

You warm their house up by burning part of it down? Nice!

"Housewarming" is just a euphemism for arson.

There's a reason we're only seeing the front of kronk; he's actually a male stripper and his formal trousers have the arse cut out.

Sorry for crappy picture quality! C'est moi:

 Avatar 720 wrote:
There's a reason we're only seeing the front of kronk; he's actually a male stripper and his formal trousers have the arse cut out.

Shut up.

I was poor and needed the money...

I may come to regret this, but here I am. For less than obvious reasons I won't be posting pics of the wife and kids. Me on the left.





Here is a more current pic of me just 2 days ago, doing hobby #1.

 Aerethan wrote:
I may come to regret this, but here I am. For less than obvious reasons I won't be posting pics of the wife and kids. Me on the left.

I wonder if Gamma310 has already passed the pic on, so it graces Kim/Stephanie-And-Definitely-Not-Daniel's dart board

Sweet drums!

 kronk wrote:
Sweet drums!

They are my pride and joy. My kids are kinda cool too, I guess.

Spoken like a true Homer Simpson prophet!

 Valkyrie wrote:

Spoiler:

Me last week hanging with a couple of housemates from uni.

That's some serious hover hand going on there...

Double hover hand!

 kronk wrote:
Double hover hand!

Lol, nice one.

 kronk wrote:
Double hover hand!

It's. . . so beautiful.

 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
At the last Dakkacon.

mgs kinda looks like he could be the younger brother of that guy from the show american pickers, who's doing the staredown behind the camera to insure they get a cheap price for oil cans or rusty bikes and all that other random crap they buy

 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
At the last Dakkacon.

So how is the Brotherhood of Nod doing anyway?

 reds8n wrote:


Please remember that if you do wish to show a picture of yourself

A. Don't attach it using Dakka's attachment system.
B. Please keep it work suitable and remember that we also don't want or allow offensive t-shirts, slogans, poses etc etc.

Thanks.

If you cannot follow these rules, then please do not post in the thread.

Clearly I'm the woman and not the bearded awesome on the bottom

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 kronk wrote:
Double hover hand!

It's. . . so beautiful.

Not hover hand, I believe they wanted to make a heart shape, hence their arms up like that. As you can see my contribution towards that was pretty crappy.

The only worksafe photo of me, that I can find, is when I'm ludicrously drunk...

The young lady on the left was your housemate that went back to Canada? I'm assuming because she's wearing a Canadiens logo

 Ahtman wrote:

 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
At the last Dakkacon.

So how is the Brotherhood of Nod doing anyway?

Doing good! Also, I can blend seamlessly into a row of Black Library Authors and sign books as Abnett, Dembski or McNeil's stunt doubles...


So where's your picture?


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 greenskin lynn wrote:
mgs kinda looks like he could be the younger brother of that guy from the show american pickers, who's doing the staredown behind the camera to insure they get a cheap price for oil cans or rusty bikes and all that other random crap they buy

This dude? That's a low blow!

MGS' avatar might look like him, but MGS himself not so much.

MGS has also inspired me to get a few shirts made with my screen name and old avatar on them.

 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
So where's your picture?

I don't exist outside of cyberspace, as I am just an advanced forum response routine. I am like the wind.

I'd watch you soar, but you got hit by a harpoon.

It was a terrible shame.

 Ahtman wrote:

I don't exist outside of cyberspace, as I am just an advanced forum response routine. I am like the wind.

Lol at fraidycat!

Do it Ahtman, do it... Yeah Ahtman, all the cool kids do it, aren't you a cool kid? Huh?

 Alfndrate wrote:
The young lady on the left was your housemate that went back to Canada? I'm assuming because she's wearing a Canadiens logo

Nah, they were both canadian but the one on the right was my housemate.

I'm always up for posting a pic of me.
Her I am afew weeks ago when it was still cold here;

Broken pic is broken.

For the curious, the link itself works. This is Ribon's picture.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7292/8731636335_9f3eb2c83a_c.jpg

I may post a picture of myself later, but I'm not too good at smiling. And I don't consider myself an "active dakkanaut".

 Aerethan wrote:
Broken pic is broken.

Shhh!

Ribbonfox's pictures are usually too much for the overactive imaginations of Dakka's posters to handle. We may have dodged a bullet here.

 xole wrote:
For the curious, the link itself works. This is Ribon's picture.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7292/8731636335_9f3eb2c83a_c.jpg

I may post a picture of myself later, but I'm not too good at smiling. And I don't consider myself an "active dakkanaut".

403 error, Forbidden.

copy and paste the link into your address bar, click... That's how I was able to see rubiksnoob's photo earlier in the thread... but who knows, Flickr is a fickle beast.

 Alfndrate wrote:
copy and paste the link into your address bar, click... That's how I was able to see rubiksnoob's photo earlier in the thread... but who knows, Flickr is a fickle beast.

I've since done some sweet color adjustment and F'booked that one, so I may as well repost it with the better link.

Me, yak, and Mann at Adepticon in... 2011?



My wife and I a few months ago:

You've shed some pounds mate, well done, looking trim.

I met Malf last year at GenCon, I was fairly certain my socks were in jeopardy as he looked like he could have beaten me up .

So you're not the guy in the sweatshirt in the first picture?

He said player. That last guy is clearly some form of stoat.

 MrDwhitey wrote:
. That last guy is clearly some form of stoat.

He's the WR/DB coach

 MrDwhitey wrote:
He said player. That last guy is clearly some form of stoat.

Stoat? Speak English please

It's a type of weasel. Commonly found both in the wild and law offices.

I don't want to dispel the illusion that I am in fact a sentient baguette, but I love these threads and may indeed post myself soon.

Nothing too crazy yet. I'm a little surprised.

 xole wrote:
Nothing too crazy yet. I'm a little surprised.

Ribon Fox did only post one picture...

This is me from a trip last summer.

Huh a Dakka Mod on a motorcycle, I specifically remember another Dakka mod that went around the country on a bike... Anyone know what happened to Jin and those pictures

 Alfndrate wrote:
Huh a Dakka Mod on a motorcycle, I specifically remember another Dakka mod that went around the country on a bike... Anyone know what happened to Jin and those pictures

We don't talk about the Swapshop Mod Motorcycle Diaries in polite company...

 MeanGreenStompa wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Huh a Dakka Mod on a motorcycle, I specifically remember another Dakka mod that went around the country on a bike... Anyone know what happened to Jin and those pictures

We don't talk about the Swapshop Mod Motorcycle Diaries in polite company...

Woops my bad, I didn't realize that only Jin and I wore frilly dresses on motorcycles

A selfie from several years ago.

F-18 eh?

Rhiiiiiiinooooooo.

I'm not overly confident person when throwing images around the web, but here's a gift I gave my love for valentines day a few years ago followed by a couple more normal recent ones....

See earlier Mod requests/warnings.
Reds8n

Did Choppa tell you to man the feth up?

You might want to remove the first one, pretty sure the middle finger falls under an offensive pose.

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Did Choppa tell you to man the feth up?

That's Ronnie Johns I think, the Chopper impersonator. Chopper doesn't have ears...

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You might want to remove the first one, pretty sure the middle finger falls under an offensive pose.

Indeed, that's what got mine taken down...

@Nerdfest09 - Samoyed! Mine is too.

Here's an up to date one, with freshly forged ridiculous birthday mustache.

Holy feth you're manly.

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
Holy feth you're manly.

Why don't you go and lie down?

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
Holy feth you're manly.

Yeah he looks like he came from the late 1800's or early 1900's.

I feel inadequate now.

That is a hell of a mustache.

Bah....bit confuse on Bromsey

him



or him





I can't be sure any longer

From today:


Yes, that is a fez, no, I am not photogenic.

Excellent...

There is a certain level of respect that must be accorded to someone who casually wears a fez in public. Or hell, even owns a fez.

In which case... I'm in the fez.

Should this become a show yourself. . . in a fez thread? Would such levels of awesome even be safe?

Taken today.

Murica?

Damn straight.

Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

I was wearing the hat mostly because someone would take it if I didn't. As for the sunglasses, I just really like wearing them.

purplefood wrote:Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

Corpsesarefun wrote:Murica?

I believe my previous question answers your question.

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

In Houston, you need both.

Isn't there a height requirement for that there shotgun?

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

This statement right here purps is how I know you live in a country that doesn't see the sun

The hat is to provide levels of shade and protection on the head (for those of us that shave our heads), and the sunglasses are to keep the brightness level down.

We get the sun!

I'm pretty sure I saw it a few months ago... But that might've been a streetlight.

 Alfndrate wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

This statement right here purps is how I know you live in a country that doesn't see the sun

The hat is to provide levels of shade and protection on the head (for those of us that shave our heads), and the sunglasses are to perv on hotties.

I do believe that I have refined your previous statement.

 kronk wrote:

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

In Houston, you need both.

And a portable A/C unit strapped to your back.

Gentleman! Back on topic...



And would NSFW pictures (such as those with middle fingers) be ok if spoilered with a NSFW tag?

I'm too damn sexy for this, I'll do it in a sec.

See the rules we talked about earlier. Seriously.
Reds8n

Since Red isn't allowing bikini shots and the like here's one of me at the Dakka Platinum Devil 2 tournament from a few years ago. I'm the posh chap drinking the vino; bonus internets for naming the wine, it's vintage and the mystery dakkanaut in the background.

Oh.

I thought you might actually be a flaming skull.

Shame, that.

Good on you for holding your pinky out, as a true gentleman should. Indubitably.

Me during the great beard experiment of '11

 kronk wrote:
Oh.

I thought you might actually be a flaming skull.

Shame, that.

Oh I totally am. It's the camera, it adds 20lbs and there were no demons present. Other than that, i'm totally flaming!

Good on you for holding your pinky out, as a true gentleman should. Indubitably.

Indubitably.

 notprop wrote:
Other than that totally flaming!

Phrasing!

Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?

 notprop wrote:
Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?

NEIN! Wir müssen zerstören alles falsch Grammatik! (note: my german is extremely rusty)

 marv335 wrote:
Me during the great beard experiment of '11

If I post my great beard experiment, we'll have to lock the thread down due to hilarity.

 notprop wrote:
Phasers to you too!

Happy now Oberfuhrer?

This picture made me happy.

 purplefood wrote:
Why a hat and sunglasses?
Surely one or the other?

Having just been out working on the pool and mowing the lawn in the Mid-West I can assure you that both are needed It's different to the UK where a week of sunshine and low-mid 20 Celsius is considered the summer

I never leave the house without hat and shades.
Of course, I get a bit more sun here in Saudi than back in Scotland.

edited

Did a spot of hung-over gardening this morning and Mrs S took a snap of me, mustaches are coming along nicely after I trimmed them back for winter.

Damn MGS....poster boy for Hang Over the Next Generation.........

If you're referring to Galifianakis, he's only got 6 years on me... And he's way prettier as well.

Last weekend with the gf. Tache didn't show up very well dang!

Hey points for trying eh! :-) maybe next week it'll be better?

Miracle grow on the face, works a charm. Just before bed, mix the miracle grow with some water to make it a bit pasty like elmers glue. Then just apply to the area you need hair to grow. In a few weeks time youll be a manly success. The stuff is used for more then just growing lovely flowers

Bump due to finding a new photo of myself....



In hindsight we look like a gay couple there.

1. Now I can't get that silly song with "I gotta wear shade..." out of my head
2. Why does it look like your in back of church drinking due to the stain glass window
3. My wife has similar square glasses

Why does a bar in a church appeal to me?.......

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
Bump due to finding a new photo of myself....



In hindsight we look like a gay couple there.

This would be epic if you were just the guy in the background.

 Jihadin wrote:

Why does a bar in a church appeal to me?.......

My father briefly owned a bar that used to be a church. Does that count?

Stop it Kronk....its erie enough to think we might be related....

 Jihadin wrote:
1. Now I can't get that silly song with "I gotta wear shade..." out of my head
2. Why does it look like your in back of church drinking due to the stain glass window
3. My wife has similar square glasses

Why does a bar in a church appeal to me?.......

Well, I'm the one on the left...

And it was the bar of the hostel (Hans Brinker Budget Hotel) we stayed at in amsterdam a few weeks ago.

Although there IS a bar that used to be a church (oddly named The Academy) in the town I live in...

 Jihadin wrote:
Stop it Kronk....its erie enough to think we might be related....

This place

It should be showing the street view.

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
Bump due to finding a new photo of myself....



In hindsight we look like a gay couple there.

What's with the guy on the right?
Is he permanently depressed or have the mistaken idea that being surly in photos makes you cool?

Nah he is normally pretty depressed.

I should also point they're his glasses and my sunglasses, we'd swapped for the photo.

Corpses you have gotten tubby...
Time to start the insanity workout

Also, smiling photo bomber.

 purplefood wrote:
Corpses you have gotten tubby...
Time to start the insanity workout

And trim the 'stache

That was pretty freshly shaven, you should see it now.

I took this in November or December... Does your mustache look like my beard?



Granted atm it's thinner, trimmed, but still as red as ever.

Well here is a new pic of me.

Alf those glasses are sick as. Where can i get a pair?

 Snrub wrote:
Alf those glasses are sick as. Where can i get a pair?

Snapchat!

I'm not sure what that is. Is it a pop culture/internet culture thing?

 Snrub wrote:
I'm not sure what that is. Is it a pop culture/internet culture thing?

Snapchat is a smartphone app that was touted as being faster at sending MMS messages (i.e. picture and group messages) on the iPhone than the iPhone. It got some negativity due to the fact that people were sending nude photos over it because it would delete the photos after a maximum of 10 seconds. I occasionally get snaps from people, but I took that one when talking to a friend about how awesome I was because I had a gold medal. Snapped the pic, and drew what you see there

Ah got ya. I don't use a smart phone so yeah... No clue what so ever.

Me in my "Vash the Stampede" Cosplay a few months ago. Still working on it.

If Finn looked like that lass does in the background, I'd watch adventure time more than I do, which is to say I never watch it...

I think i'd watch just about anything if the main character looked like that though.

 Alfndrate wrote:
If Finn looked like that lass does in the background, I'd watch adventure time more than I do, which is to say I never watch it...

Fionna and Cake do make the occasional appearance...

But either way, you're missing out by missing that show!

 Alpharius wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
If Finn looked like that lass does in the background, I'd watch adventure time more than I do, which is to say I never watch it...

Fionna and Cake do make the occasional appearance...

But either way, you're missing out by missing that show!

I've seen enough of the show to know it does not interest me... :-\

This is me teaching my Volunteering Mates how to photobomb.



I'll let you guess who I am

Iranna.

 Iranna wrote:

I'll let you guess who I am

Iranna.

The girl on the far right in the firetruck red jacket? (she is, btw in an excellent photo-bombing pose as well)

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:



The girl on the far right in the firetruck red jacket? (she is, btw in an excellent photo-bombing pose as well)

Damn, she always steals my glory!

Iranna.

 Nicorex wrote:
Well here is a new pic of me.

Spoiler:

That's a mighty fine trunk you have.

Wife and I on Catalina Island:


And my 30th birthday out with the fellas:


And one more of myself and a pal making beer in my backyard:

hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

 Iranna wrote:
I'll let you guess who I am

Iranna.

The brunette with her back to the camera having a melt down?

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

We're still waiting for book 6 you sonofabitch! Stop posting on dakka and get the feth to work!

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

We're still waiting for book 6 you sonofabitch! Stop posting on dakka and get the feth to work!

well, that was an unexpected response

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

We're still waiting for book 6 you sonofabitch! Stop posting on dakka and get the feth to work!

Have an exalt on me good sir.

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

We're still waiting for book 6 you sonofabitch! Stop posting on dakka and get the feth to work!

Holy gak!

I hadn't noticed it before but that's uncanny.

When I become famous and my cover is blown i may have to post here...

 Corpsesarefun wrote:

 rubiksnoob wrote:

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

We're still waiting for book 6 you sonofabitch! Stop posting on dakka and get the feth to work!

Holy gak!

I hadn't noticed it before but that's uncanny.

now who am i suppose to secretly be?

 greenskin lynn wrote:

now who am i suppose to secretly be?

 greenskin lynn wrote:

Spoiler:

But obviously 40 years younger.

damn, my clones cover is blown, now i'll have to disappear and never release the next book beyond a teaser chapter that kills all the starkseses

Cough cough hack...wheeze cough cough

ah grizzy adams....he looks like.....half my neighbors

me in Springfield doughnut, and me with a New Zealand Falcon .



Please don't attach non wargaming pictures to Dakka.
If you wish to show such images you need to link to an offsite host. Sorry.
Reds8n

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

But... You don't have green skin at all! Is your name even Lynn? That's 2 lies at least!!!

(nice beard)

 kronk wrote:

 greenskin lynn wrote:
hm, since i actually have a fairly recent pic, i guess i'll put one on here

Spoiler:

But... You don't have green skin at all! Is your name even Lynn? That's 2 lies at least!!!

(nice beard)

i once painted myself green in highschool for a project, most entire class did actually
and lynn may or may not be part of one of my covers, so no lies there, haha
and yes, real men have facial hair

east tenneessee

No one else caught this?

I got purtyful

Young Man....where is your "red button?"

late night while deployed haha



drill sergeant cat for good measure

 Jihadin wrote:

east tenneessee

No one else caught this?

i've been waiting for someone to notice, apparently its only taken dakka 3 years

I'm the one with the cannibal corpse hoodie on.

I haven't had that hoodie for about a year, so I have no idea how old that picture is.

This thread needs to come back.



That's acceptable right?

Corpses is the dopey looking man woman in the middle.

 Alfndrate wrote:
Corpses is the dopey looking man woman in the middle.

Ah, the duckface.

An incredibly drunk me at a bar in Vegas, while my dad sings a beatles song on stage. From 2 weeks ago.

 Corpsesarefun wrote:
This thread needs to come back.

Spoiler:

That's acceptable right?

HOLY GAK, my eyes are burning! Why'd you have to post THIS of all things?

~Tim?

My work here is done.

Your work on this forum is just about done after that!

Unflattering webcam photo, ho!

You look disappointed with this thread.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
Unflattering webcam photo, ho!

Dye your hair black and you'd be a dead-ringer for a young Snape.

~Tim?

I'm silently judging you all.

And leering at Corpses.

My other hand's gotta be somewhere, right?


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 Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:


Dye your hair black and you'd be a dead-ringer for a young Snape.

~Tim?

If I don't grow up to become Alan Rickman then I'm blaming you.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
I'm silently judging you all.

And leering at Corpses.

My other hand's gotta be somewhere, right?


Automatically Appended Next Post:

 Some_Call_Me_Tim? wrote:


Dye your hair black and you'd be a dead-ringer for a young Snape.

~Tim?

If I don't grow up to become Alan Rickman then I'm blaming you.

I don't know what to say to that...
Also, me and you should totally form the Dakka Dakka Big Nose Appreciation Club. I mean, look at mine...

Aren't I a moody one?

~Tim?

Here is a picture of me from 2 months ago on vacation

Also 2nd pick is how I dress most of the time in winter.


Please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka.
Reds8n

 Alpharius wrote:
Your work on this forum is just about done after that!

Apologies, should I post it in the DCM nsfw thread?

When did they construct that white entry way in front of you? And some bloke in a black shirt is in standing in front of you like he's on vacation or something.

I don't have many where I'm able to pull a face that looks remotely human, so these'll have to do

Looking fairly scruffy after spending the night on a freind's floor:


Scrubbed up fairly well for the end of year fancy dinner... thing:


A couple of weeks ago, having had a haircut, but unable to actually smile in a way that isn't terrifying, due to alcohol (ignore the goon on the right).

Last time I posted a photo I was still a private at the army, short hair and such.

This is weird...
You guys don't look like your avatar's in real life...
I'm freaking out now.

I do...

I dread the picture that are surely to come over the course of next week..

Why's that?

 Dark wrote:
Why's that?

The last time we had one of these threads, Ribon Fox came in posting semi-scantily clad images and the thread was locked because it sent Dakka OT in a flurry of many members questioning their sexuality

 Alfndrate wrote:

 Dark wrote:
Why's that?

The last time we had one of these threads, Ribon Fox came in posting semi-scantily clad images and the thread was locked because it sent Dakka OT in a flurry of many members questioning their sexuality

Oi, c'mon xD

Though I must be used to local cross dressers, whom mostly look as if they came from Catachan /:

 Soladrin wrote:
I dread the picture that are surely to come over the course of next week..

Last year there was one picture.

Of you and corpses.

 MrDwhitey wrote:

 Soladrin wrote:
I dread the picture that are surely to come over the course of next week..

Last year there was one picture.

Of you and corpses.

Yes, but now Avatar will be there... and Corpses for an entire week.

Welp, may as well join in

Me a few years back (i'm the one on the left):


And me at christmas:


~Zaq~

 Gutsnagga wrote:
This is weird...
You guys don't look like your avatar's in real life...
I'm freaking out now.

And you're telling me you're a giant, flying squiggoth?

 Mr Nobody wrote:

 Gutsnagga wrote:
This is weird...
You guys don't look like your avatar's in real life...
I'm freaking out now.

And you're telling me your a giant, flying squiggoth?

You're not?

Nay, he's a tribal knight, evidently.

And tha'll make me a pastel colored miniature horse... which is very very weird and disturbing xD

Well at least one of us in here doesnt lie with their Avatar. Clearly....Im a fracking strong man with a horned helm!

I don't have any cross dressing pictures :(

Or maybe they ALL are. o_O

 KingCracker wrote:
Well at least one of us in here doesnt lie with their Avatar. Clearly....Im a fracking strong man with a horned helm!

Who's seems positively ecstatic about his situation.