There aren't enough threads about this right now. People aren't freaking out about December enough right now. People are wisely not waiting for Tyranids and other things to release.

I thought we needed yet another thread on the subject of tournament ban lists.

Here's what we're banning ... though this may change by January.

Tyranid Pyrovores
Ork Shokk Attack Guns
Flash Gits
Rough Riders
Codex: Dark Angels
Hades Autocannons
Digital Weapons

Added by player suggestions:
Forging narratives
Ogryns
Bloodletters
Vanguard Veterans
Nick Nanavati
Really really really big display boards
Grot squads larger than 10 man plus a single herder
vespid
howling banshees
ratlings
Old One Eye
Inquisitor Valeria
Nork Deddog
warptalons
"the tau flier thing"
Cryx
Any SW IC that is not a Rune Priest; Njal allowed with advance permission
Nick Nanavati drinking alcohol.
Any model or box set costing more than $40 GW MSRP.
Squats.
INAT FAQ.
Plastic Thunderhawks
"That autocannon leman russ"
Bretonnians
Corbulo is not banned, but his FNP only works on a 4+
Ratlings
Grenade Launchers/Sniper Rifles in C:IG units
Vendettas without the full Lascannon loadout
Valkyries
Yarrick
Waffen SS
Special Weapon teams
Banewolves
Heavy Bolter/ML HWT
Heavy Bolter Devastators
Heavy Bolters besides on vehicles
Land Raiders in general
Regular Terminators
Legendary Pokemon
Baneblades
Creed
Deathstrike Missile Launchers
Australian Players
Kanye
Pyromancy
Mandrakes
Daemonhosts
Powers from the Pyromancy Discipline (the other one)
Eversor Assasin
Brotherhood Champions
Brother Captian Stern
Blood ClawsTzeentch Chariot
Flayed ones
Triarch Praetorians
Looted Wagons
Axe hair products
Rippers
Sky-Slashers
Blood Angel captains
Harpies
Venomthropes
Shrikes
Churchy bluegrass
World of Warcraft
Using the skip level secret pipe cheat on super mario brothers
John Parsons, for adding an actually serious post about Tyranid psychic powers to this thread
GT Entry Fees (losing money is apt penance for making changes to the game)
Ban this guy
Dice
Tournament Organizers
Time clocks
Your opponent
Comfortable footwear
Misspelling peoples' names
"Competative"
Sarge's upcoming double revenant titan list
Any possible game update where a sober Pajamapants is possible
Deathwing launchers
Personal hygiene
Women

More TBD

I was thinking of putting up a poll also.

I would like to add to this list:
Orgyns
Bloodletters
Vanguard Veterans

Exalted!

I think the reign of terror Orks has enacted upon the tournament scene needs to be stopped.

Fine I wasn't going anyway! I'm too cool!

How about these?


Grot squads larger than 10 man plus a single herder
vespid
howling banshees
ratlings
Old One Eye
Inquisitor Valeria
Nork Deddog
warptalons

How am I doing?

I would like to also pledge support to this idea, I think the community has went about banning to fix the game all wrong, let's ban all of the things that suck to ensure that players must bring a reasonably good list.

Hand holding for the future!

thanatos67 wrote:
How about these?


Grot squads larger than 10 man plus a single herder
vespid
howling banshees
ratlings
Old One Eye
Inquisitor Valeria
Nork Deddog
warptalons

How am I doing?

These are all excellent suggestions I'm not sure how my internal playtest group missed them. Added.

thanatos67 wrote:
How about these?


Grot squads larger than 10 man plus a single herder
vespid
howling banshees
ratlings
Old One Eye
Inquisitor Valeria
Nork Deddog
warptalons

How am I doing?

Awful, Valeria is not in the new supplement, she doesn't even exist anymore!

Is this serous or sarcasm?

 Frazzled wrote:
Is this serous or sarcasm?

These bans will affect the NOVA Open 2014 (Labor Day 2014) until the end of December 2013. Especially the ban of Nick Nanavati and Cryx.

I have to give credit where credit is due. Quite a funny.

Here's some additional suggested bans.

Nick Nanavati drinking alcohol. (DAMN - someone beat me too it.)
Any model or box set costing more than $40 GW MSRP.
Squats.
INAT FAQ.

It is long overdue. I'm so sick of being blasted off the table by those spammy Vespid builds.

Why Tau players won't play the fluffy Riptide centric builds is beyond me.

 Inquisitor_Malice wrote:
I have to give credit where credit is due. Quite a funny.

Here's some additional suggested bans.

Nick Nanavati drinking alcohol.
Any model or box set costing more than $40 GW MSRP.
Squats.
INAT FAQ.

I forgot about that alternate Nick Nanavati build. Edits added. I mean we forgot. We being my massive group of awesome playtesters.

What GW supplement is Nick Nanavati from? More importantly, how much will the digital download cost?

 Inquisitor_Malice wrote:
I have to give credit where credit is due. Quite a funny.

Here's some additional suggested bans.

Nick Nanavati drinking alcohol.
Any model or box set costing more than $40 GW MSRP.
Squats.
INAT FAQ.

Well by banning nick we covered all possible situations that may arise.

We test our rules, unlike some designers..

Added: Plastic Thunderhawks

 Kirasu wrote:
What GW supplement is Nick Nanavati from? More importantly, how much will the digital download cost?

The digital download will be free, except for the impending jail time because it covers artwork from his 2008-2012 tournament seasons, which will land you in the lock up for its illicit underage content.

 Kirasu wrote:
What GW supplement is Nick Nanavati from? More importantly, how much will the digital download cost?

He is a brown boy that is the destroyer of Targets models, and usually the most drunk person at every gt

May I make a few suggestions?

Ratlings
Grenade Launchers/Sniper Rifles in C:IG units
Vendettas without the full Lascannon loadout
Valkyries
Yarrick
Waffen SS
Special Weapon teams
Banewolves
Heavy Bolter/ML HWT
Heavy Bolter Devastators
Heavy Bolters besides on vehicles
Land Raiders in general
Regular Terminators
Legendary Pokemon
Baneblades
Creed
Deathstrike Missile Launchers
Australian Players

Best thread ever.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
May I make a few suggestions?

Ratlings
Grenade Launchers/Sniper Rifles in C:IG units
Vendettas without the full Lascannon loadout
Valkyries
Yarrick
Waffen SS
Special Weapon teams
Banewolves
Heavy Bolter/ML HWT
Heavy Bolter Devastators
Heavy Bolters besides on vehicles
Land Raiders in general
Regular Terminators
Legendary Pokemon
Baneblades
Creed
Deathstrike Missile Launchers
Australian Players

While some of these are already banned, thus showing me you need to learn how to read (I recommend: http://www.amazon.com/Great-books-children-learning-read/lm/R31CHUA67G7D9I), your other suggestions are pretty amazing.

I am going to add these to the master list, and I don't think the duplication is going to hurt anybody.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
May I make a few suggestions?

Ratlings
Grenade Launchers/Sniper Rifles in C:IG units
Vendettas without the full Lascannon loadout
Valkyries
Yarrick
Waffen SS
Special Weapon teams
Banewolves
Heavy Bolter/ML HWT
Heavy Bolter Devastators
Heavy Bolters besides on vehicles
Land Raiders in general
Regular Terminators
Legendary Pokemon
Baneblades
Creed
Deathstrike Missile Launchers
Australian Players

I hate when people use legendarys in battles and think they are awsome, thats just like using sleep...go home

 pretre wrote:
Best thread ever.

I am glad you like our comp system Petre. It was long overdue. I want you all to know though it appears many of these are being added on the whims of individuals they are all being extensively playtested before I add them to the main post.

Mandrakes
Daemonhosts
Powers from the Pyromancy Discipline
Eversor Assasin
Brotherhood Champions
Brother Captian Stern
Blood ClawsTzeentch Chariot
Flayed ones
Triarch Praetorians
Looted Wagons

Self Painted armies -pro painted only please

MVBrandt wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Best thread ever.

I am glad you like our comp system Petre. It was long overdue.

I hate to say it but comp only moves the target. Now all the players who were bringing Pyro-star are just going to have to play Horm-Star and there won't be the counter of Rough Riders to stop them. You're only making it worse!!!

Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

 pretre wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Best thread ever.

I am glad you like our comp system Petre. It was long overdue.

I hate to say it but comp only moves the target. Now all the players who were bringing Pyro-star are just going to have to play Horm-Star and there won't be the counter of Rough Riders to stop them. You're only making it worse!!!

That is ridiculous. I banned rough riders too already. I mean we banned them, these have been playtested and talked about by lots and lots of people so you know they're perfect.

 krootman. wrote:

 TheCustomLime wrote:
May I make a few suggestions?

Ratlings
Grenade Launchers/Sniper Rifles in C:IG units
Vendettas without the full Lascannon loadout
Valkyries
Yarrick
Waffen SS
Special Weapon teams
Banewolves
Heavy Bolter/ML HWT
Heavy Bolter Devastators
Heavy Bolters besides on vehicles
Land Raiders in general
Regular Terminators
Legendary Pokemon
Baneblades
Creed
Deathstrike Missile Launchers
Australian Players

I hate when people use legendarys in battles and think they are awsome, thats just like using sleep...go home

I know! I went up against a guy fielding Ho-Oh and Lugia together against my Vendetta spam army. My army was gone before deployment! Those units shouldn't even be allies of convienance!

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

Hey I suggested that alreay, they are way broken and need a nerf.

Rippers
Sky-Slashers
Blood Angel captains

Harpies
Venomthropes
Shrikes
Naming of Units such as "Psybacks" or "Psyflemen"

Target wrote:
Harpies
Venomthropes
Shrikes
Naming of Units such as "Psybacks" or "Psyflemen"

I refuse to add the last one. I'm still very proud of originating those names.

YES, HATERS, IT WAS MEEEEEEE

The Tyranid codex psychic powers.

World of Warcraft, force you nerds to actually exercise.


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Eldercaveman wrote:
The Tyranid codex psychic powers.

I actually use the terv ones once in a blue moon, ban the hive tyrant ones.

Here's my suggestion - ban those exorbitant tournament entry fees. This way you will encourage more people to come and not bring the stuff on your Ban lists.

Well crap, guess I can't play anymore

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

If we really have to pause the jokes, no I'm not saying nothign should be done. I'm saying people should lighten up and wait a tick for the Dataslatecember and Tyranid releases to happen. I also freakin' personally hate 2+ re-rolls and jetcouncil and such. I'm hoping Nids / Shadows fix it naturally. If they don't we'll cross that bridge when we come to it (and I'm suggesting the patience b/c we're ABOUT TO COME TO THAT BRIDGE).

BUT SERIOUSLY CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN IN YET ANOTHER THREAD?

Your penance is you must list your own suggested bans for the OP.

@ForgeMarine: Don't bring drama into a fun thread.

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

Ban this guy

 krootman. wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

Ban this guy

I've added your suggested ban verbatim but I'm not sure what people will make of it.

MVBrandt wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

If we really have to pause the jokes, no I'm not saying nothign should be done. I'm saying people should lighten up and wait a tick for the Dataslatecember and Tyranid releases to happen. I also freakin' personally hate 2+ re-rolls and jetcouncil and such. I'm hoping Nids / Shadows fix it naturally. If they don't we'll cross that bridge when we come to it (and I'm suggesting the patience b/c we're ABOUT TO COME TO THAT BRIDGE).

BUT SERIOUSLY CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN IN YET ANOTHER THREAD?

Your penance is you must list your own suggested bans for the OP.

One more serious post, and you are banned

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

Such armies are completely balanced, fluffy, and forge-a-narrtiveable. This is a thread for overpowered units/wargear like all boltgun devastator squads or Ministorum Priests.

MVBrandt wrote:

 krootman. wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

Ban this guy

I've added your suggested ban verbatim but I'm not sure what people will make of it.

Who's Toni, and when can I hit on her? Is that nicks girl? Cause I remember him having an experience with someone of a similar name once.

Im not trying to bring in drama, continue onward. Simply wanted to make my point, now moving on.

ForgeMarine wrote:
Im not trying to bring in drama, continue onward. Simply wanted to make my point, now moving on.

And I hope you get that I like totally agreed with your point! BUT LET'S WAIT AND SEE IF THEY FIX BOLTER DEVASTATORS first.

MVBrandt wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:
Im not trying to bring in drama, continue onward. Simply wanted to make my point, now moving on.

And I hope you get that I like totally agreed with your point! BUT LET'S WAIT AND SEE IF THEY FIX BOLTER DEVASTATORS first.

But...but...in big guns they are actually good!!!!!!

Oh, another suggestion, ban Forging A Narrative.

I don't want the opponent to be writing a fanfic while we play. This game is for men not authors.

Slow day at the office Michael?

-Mike

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh, another suggestion, ban Forging A Narrative.

I don't want the opponent to be writing a fanfic while we play. This game is for men not authors.

This is pure win

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh, another suggestion, ban Forging A Narrative.

I don't want the opponent to be writing a fanfic while we play. This game is for men not authors.

I was impressed by your insightful suggestion. I've now playtested it in one thousand games and added it as the very first player suggested ban.

Would banning any list with more than 2 troop/scoring units be okay?? All those troop units mess me up.

Saint Omerville wrote:
Slow day at the office Michael?

-Mike

MORE LIKE SNOW DAY AT THE OFFICE, oh head 40k TO of NOVA (that's actually true guys, pick on him, do it)

MVBrandt wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:
Im not trying to bring in drama, continue onward. Simply wanted to make my point, now moving on.

And I hope you get that I like totally agreed with your point! BUT LET'S WAIT AND SEE IF THEY FIX BOLTER DEVASTATORS first.

Ha, won me over (and I figured your on top of it)!

This is crap! Comp sux!11!11 /ragequit


Also, I would like to ban: "Stuff that I lose to". I find this terribly OP and frankly ruins my GT fun.

ngilstrap wrote:
This is crap! Comp sux!11!11 /ragequit


Also, I would like to ban: "Stuff that I lose to". I find this terribly OP and frankly ruins my GT fun.

We just playtested your suggestion with ten thousand test games and came to the conclusion we could not ban all that.

MVBrandt wrote:

ngilstrap wrote:
This is crap! Comp sux!11!11 /ragequit


Also, I would like to ban: "Stuff that I lose to". I find this terribly OP and frankly ruins my GT fun.

We just playtested your suggestion with ten thousand test games and came to the conclusion we could not ban all that.

cold blooded, lol!

Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

he was and that's why I lost :(

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

I can't go along with this. Let's be serious. Nobody's ever been burned by Pyrovores. Ever.

I say ban dice, Tournament Organizers, time clocks, your opponent and comfortable footwear.

ngilstrap wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

he was and that's why I lost :(

Wait I was wrong

I've been up for 25 hours straight but I'm afraid if I sleep I will miss 3 cycles of comp systems for NOVA 2014 before I wake up.

MVBrandt wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

I can't go along with this. Let's be serious. Nobody's ever been burned by Pyrovores. Ever.

Well there was that one time I put my old metal pyrovore in the Microwave.....wait that totally never happened...really I swear....damn my secrets out.

MORE LIKE SNOW DAY AT THE OFFICE, oh head 40k TO of NOVA (that's actually true guys, pick on him, do it)

Nice try.

 Matthias wrote:
I say ban dice, Tournament Organizers, time clocks, your opponent and comfortable footwear.

I have added these regrettable oversights on the part of our playtesting team to the list. Thank you, Matt.

Our playtesting team has now been sacked.

We hired a new one though and they've already put in 150,000 test games.

MVBrandt wrote:

ngilstrap wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

he was and that's why I lost :(

Wait I was wrong

You weren't wrong. I didn't lose because I got burned by pyrovores. I conceded because I wasn't ABOUT TO PLAY THAT BROKEN ASS LIST!! So I scooped! Shows him to bring that cheesy bull.

ngilstrap wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

ngilstrap wrote:

 pretre wrote:
Wow, was your opponent fielding Pyrovores? 'Cause you just got BURNED!

he was and that's why I lost :(

Wait I was wrong

You weren't wrong. I didn't lose because I got burned by pyrovores. I conceded because I wasn't ABOUT TO PLAY THAT BROKEN ASS LIST!! So I scooped! Shows him to bring that cheesy bull.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/311/9/c/bull_cheese_by_tyrantwyvern-d32c797.png
??????????

Can we also ban
Mysterious Terrain
Turn 5 night fight roll

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

FYI, those guys didn't ruin the tourney. It was still a great venue and great opponents. I also played more variety there than anywhere else lately. Not too mention Allen finding a microphone late on day one...

Thankfully he hasn't banned my upcoming double Revenant titan list!

PanzerLeader wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

NaterdaySaint wrote:
Why dont i see Mandrakes on this list?

YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW DID WE MISS IT? Edited.

I get the joke, but are you suggesting nothing should be done about these new releases? Do you really want to see an inquisotor, 6 henchmen with 18 broadsides and 3 riptides? I agree lets let the dust settle, but I know my plans on trying to compete at any tourney are on hold till i hear if it will just go to another 2++ reroll army (like your friend Toni or Allen bringing it to a "fluffy" da boyz tourney ruining any attempt they had at making it a different tourney).

FYI, those guys didn't ruin the tourney. It was still a great venue and great opponents. I also played more variety there than anywhere else lately. Not too mention Allen finding a microphone late on day one...

I've added "misspelling peoples' names" to the ban list, as well as the word "competative."


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Sarge wrote:
Thankfully he hasn't banned my upcoming double Revenant titan list!

Added to the ban list.

Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

PanzerLeader wrote:
Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

There is no such thing.

MVBrandt wrote:

PanzerLeader wrote:
Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

There is no such thing.

Do you want to risk him having a moment of weakness? It would ruin everything!

PanzerLeader wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

PanzerLeader wrote:
Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

There is no such thing.

Do you want to risk him having a moment of weakness? It would ruin everything!

Good point. Added "Any possible game update where a sober Pajamapants is possible"

Any sort of personal hygiene, and most importantly women!

MVBrandt wrote:

PanzerLeader wrote:
Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

There is no such thing.

I thought he said somber Pajamapants...

Eldercaveman wrote:

MVBrandt wrote:

PanzerLeader wrote:
Can you also add "Sober Pajamapants" to the ban list?

There is no such thing.

I thought he said somber Pajamapants...

There is also no such thing as that. This is a serious thread, people.

Now that me and my misspelling are banned, when will the 2015 list be published as to un-ban myself? or is asking this question a bannable offence?

ForgeMarine wrote:
Now that me and my misspelling are banned, when will the 2015 list be published as to un-ban myself? or is asking this question a bannable offence?

We will have to playtest this possible unbanning at least 175 million times. So, hang tight. I think it will take a few hours.

Eldercaveman wrote:
Can we also ban
Mysterious Terrain
Turn 5 night fight roll

LOL not ONCE have me or my opponent remembered this...

wait thats a lie...

once we remembered to roll for mysterious terrain, but right after that, we remebered we dont care about mysterious terrain...

so we forged a narritive where spooky trees dont affect out grim dark uber killy soldiers

 easysauce wrote:

Eldercaveman wrote:
Can we also ban
Mysterious Terrain
Turn 5 night fight roll

LOL not ONCE have me or my opponent remembered this...

wait thats a lie...

once we remembered to roll for mysterious terrain, but right after that, we remebered we dont care about mysterious terrain...

so we forged a narritive where spooky trees dont affect out grim dark uber killy soldiers

Exactly both of these are broken to gak. And need banning,

Don't forget to ban Diet Coke......ech

MVBrandt wrote:

ForgeMarine wrote:
Now that me and my misspelling are banned, when will the 2015 list be published as to un-ban myself? or is asking this question a bannable offence?

We will have to playtest this possible unbanning at least 175 million times. So, hang tight. I think it will take a few hours.

A few hours, pfffffttttt, thanks Obama...

we also need to ban all these jerks that are MFA with their scratch built ork warbosses on bikes, looted wagons..

its getting so out of hand, that now even special characters are being made up out of thin air....

gotta ban wazdakka, valeria... and heck, those schaeffers last chancers arnt even in the rules....

why are we letting people play with models that dont have rules, and with rules that dont have models?

ban those,

also, can you please UN ban deoderant?

Ban any reference or pictures of....


Too late.......

Please god ban army builder. Too much clutter and useless crap on those army lists.

Why even give people and option, we just bat a balloon around and hug when we are not in control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlv6BrrxD_4

 Clauss wrote:
Please god ban army builder. Too much clutter and useless crap on those army lists.

I motion to just ban army lists altogether. I have no idea why it's taken so long really, it's clearly an unfair advantage that my opponents can tell what I'm taking.

Ban those dice, who pays attention to them anyway.... its the Waaaggghhhh that counts.

 morgendonner wrote:
I've been up for 25 hours straight but I'm afraid if I sleep I will miss 3 cycles of comp systems for NOVA 2014 before I wake up.

can i get a ban on sleep

Ban tequila, that stuff is dangerous and foreign.

zedsdead wrote:

 morgendonner wrote:
I've been up for 25 hours straight but I'm afraid if I sleep I will miss 3 cycles of comp systems for NOVA 2014 before I wake up.

can i get a ban on sleep

I didn't know toddlers could get accounts here...

Ban not using a calculator when adding up victory points.


Because... you know... math from 1-7 is real hard.

Storm Guardians.

 Frazzled wrote:
Is this serous or sarcasm?

I laughed so hard at this I think I peeeeed a little hehe.

Mike you forgot the ever so overpowered Kheradruakh the Decapitator and all his shenanigans

Old Zogwort man... he's too uber to be allowed on the table.

Awesome! My entire DE army is LEGAL!!

Army cases. You should be able to scoop up in your arms whatever you need for a tournament. This will also help limit those overpowered foot-slogging horde armies.

Flayed ones need to be banned, they're so broke they broke Batman's back

And add in Batman... Because Batman...

clively wrote:
Awesome! My entire DE army is LEGAL!!

Hehe this is the only way left my Coven list has a chance.....

Crap...now Mike will ban them....

I recommend Inquisitor Valeria from Codex: Inquisition. Just too darn op

It warms my heart that pyrovores are at the top of the list...Great thread!

As a preemptive strike please ban the following.

Gilstrap sighing.
Tuttle praising.
Reecius inciting
Boucher chuckling.

I motion that non-alcoholic beverages be banned. And pants. Down with the tyranny of pants!

Also foot - prisons! No one likes wearing socks.

You know I'm just saying what you're all thinking... down with socks!

Transparent templates definitely need to be banned.

MVBrandt wrote:
There aren't enough threads about this right now.

So, instead of confining discussion to the appropriate threads, you started an intentionally trolling thread? THAT was the only available option?