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Post by: Chowderhead
Dear Dakkanauts (I hope that's right)...
It has come time for me to once again rear my ugly head and request, nay, demand, that we all get to know eachother a little bit better. Thus, around this time every year, I start one of these. Sadly, I was not around last year, and so I was not able to make one. Let me make up for it.
First off, please, please do not post images to the DakkaDakka server. They will be deleted, and no-one will be able to see your pretty faces. Second, nothing obscene or related in any way to illegal acts (I.E., don't take photos of you having a rip off your bong (And yes, I am talking to you, KingCracker)).
Anyway, to start, here I am after spending the better part of 12 hours in a cave.
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Post by: Albatross
That's me coming in from a recent night out, hence the eyes.
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Post by: Chancetragedy
Me documenting the haircut to tell my stylist(wife) what I want different and like.
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Post by: Avatar 720
This is my pullin' face:
And my "tired and bored out of my skull face"
Bae caught me diggin. Still love her doe.
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Post by: Jihadin
Albatross.....that's a crap load of "FooFoo" look good feel good crap on that bamboo looking shelf piece...a lot....looks to be almost a paycheck there...Is that Axe? Pomade? Your head is shaved? Hand lotion and/or tanning cream? Bed Head cream? Hair serum? Spray and stick deodorant? Hair fluffer spray? Some weird container of Mousse? Face cleaner of a couple sorts there...My Gawd Man....you make metro-sexual look hardcore.....if offended look at my Avatar. Is that a actual trench coat and your dressed underneath it.....right....That blue basket seems full of unknow FoFoo goodies....
Edit
Chance...related to Buddy Holly?
Avatar...works better with a decent fingernail grown
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Post by: Blacksails
My only picture of me in a uniform with a beard. Happy days.
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Post by: Albatross
 Jihadin wrote:Albatross.....that's a crap load of "FooFoo" look good feel good crap on that bamboo looking shelf piece...a lot....looks to be almost a paycheck there...Is that Axe? Pomade? Your head is shaved? Hand lotion and/or tanning cream? Bed Head cream? Hair serum? Spray and stick deodorant? Hair fluffer spray? Some weird container of Mousse? Face cleaner of a couple sorts there...My Gawd Man....you make metro-sexual look hardcore.....if offended look at my Avatar. Is that a actual trench coat and your dressed underneath it.....right....That blue basket seems full of unknow FoFoo goodies....
That stuff belongs to the girls I live with! The blue container is my stuff, but that's just your standard shower gel, exfoliating facial scrub, moisturiser, eye cream, night serum, shampoo, moisturiser, hair chutney... Y'know, the basics.
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Post by: Jihadin
What bird you crew Blacksail?
<--former Blackhawk Crewchief
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Post by: Blacksails
Jihadin wrote:What bird you crew Blacksail?
<--former Blackhawk Crewchief
Training on the B412. Hoping to drive Sea Kings in a few months.
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Post by: Chancetragedy
@jihadin I wish haha.
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Post by: PrehistoricUFO
This is me at a bar with my lovely boss, from a couple of weeks ago:  Girls dig my dimples in particular. 
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Post by: Iron_Captain
edit: uploaded a different, better picture. (even though I am not looking into the camera. My choice of pictures is sadly somewhat limited, since I don't have many on my computer)
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Post by: Avatar 720
 Iron_Captain wrote:
I'm to the right, and as you can see I am terribly bad at creating dynamic poses (unlike my friend, who brilliantly used a dynamic pose to avoid being photographed)
Which Sprouse kid are you, again?
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Post by: Iron_Captain
Hej, that is mean, we are not twins and I totally do not look like my friend. Why does everyone always keep telling me that we look so similiar? We don't. (I'm much more handsome  )
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Post by: PrehistoricUFO
Iron_Captain wrote: Hej, that is mean, we are not twins and I totally do not look like my friend. Why does everyone always keep telling me that we look so similiar? We don't. (I'm much more handsome )
You have the same design in shoes, jeans, a different logo on black shirt, and virtually the same hair colour, and hair style. You copy each other, you are pretending to not know why people say you're similar. Stop doing this btw, you cramp each other's style.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Spoilered due to immense size... but this is about the most recent picture of me, that I use for these threads
I am the one with tape round the ears, in the middle.... and yes, before anyone asks I AM a Hooker, and I'm quite proud of that fact
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Post by: stanman
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:I am the one with tape round the ears, in the middle.... and yes, before anyone asks I AM a Hooker, and I'm quite proud of that fact
What the heck is going on in that photo?
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Post by: PrehistoricUFO
 stanman wrote: Ensis Ferrae wrote:I am the one with tape round the ears, in the middle.... and yes, before anyone asks I AM a Hooker, and I'm quite proud of that fact
What the heck is going on in that photo?
It appears to be some sort of rules-based exercise occurring between some men.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
We are preparing for one of many, many srcums during a Rugby match.
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Post by: Avatar 720
You can tell it's rugby from the beer bellies.
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Post by: Iron_Captain
 PrehistoricUFO wrote:You have the same design in shoes, jeans, a different logo on black shirt, and virtually the same hair colour, and hair style. You copy each other, you are pretending to not know why people say you're similar.
Stop doing this btw, you cramp each other's style.
I was making a joke. You are right and I am fully aware of the fact my friend and I have a lot in common (it is why we became such good friends in the first place). We do look very similar on this picture as we are both wearing black shirts and you can't see my friend's face. We are wearing different jeans and shoes however. (though the general design is virtually ubiqitous) I actually happen to like my hairstyle. it is just difficult to be different. There are so many people; there is hundreds of guys running around with the same style. There are people with the same hair and clothing style you have as well. The lack of diversity in the mainstream (affordable) clothing shops doesn't really help either. And if I would choose a different style just for the sake of being different, well, that would probably just make me unhappy, wouldn't it?
And since when did this turn into a 'criticise poor old Ilyusha's appearance' thread? You guys are making me insecure  Now please give me a compliment to make it up.
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Post by: Avatar 720
You don't not resemble a human.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
That, and you know it's not soccer because we actually have some dirt on us
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Post by: Iron_Captain
Well, if you are a human, I'll take that as a compliment.
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Post by: Mr Nobody
Me after I just got my new sword.
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Post by: PrehistoricUFO
Iron_Captain wrote:You guys are making me insecure Now please give me a compliment to make it up.
What you really have going for you is that you are naturally thin. I know you mentioned cost and availability of clothes, but you can slowly build a new bad ass wardrobe using gift money throughout the year and tips to your family members/friends that will completely put you ahead of your boys visually, and when it comes to girls you'd be the alpha of your crew. Nice button-up shirts that are solid colors or have subtle, sleek designs to continue emphasizing your figure, really cool sweaters with high collars or a few thick buttons on a v-neck, all of these should be slim fit and tight on your body. Pants can be boot cut jeans that aren't skinny like yours. Get a new pair of classic 'formal' shoes (they can be cheap, just make sure they are durable) to go with these, they should be black. Your hair you can probably keep with this look, it would work nicely and still fit your clique's main scheme and likewise the girls you have your eye on would still like you. In addition to the benefits it would yield in your particular social circle, older folks will probably treat you better. You have the body that a lot of people wish they had, you can wear some seriously nice threads.
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Post by: Iron_Captain
PrehistoricUFO wrote: Iron_Captain wrote:You guys are making me insecure Now please give me a compliment to make it up.
What you really have going for you is that you are naturally thin. I know you mentioned cost and availability of clothes, but you can slowly build a new bad ass wardrobe using gift money throughout the year and tips to your family members/friends that will completely put you ahead of your boys visually, and when it comes to girls you'd be the alpha of your crew. Nice button-up shirts that are solid colors or have subtle, sleek designs to continue emphasizing your figure, really cool sweaters with high collars or a few thick buttons on a v-neck, all of these should be slim fit and tight on your body. Pants can be boot cut jeans that aren't skinny like yours. Get a new pair of classic 'formal' shoes (they can be cheap, just make sure they are durable) to go with these, they should be black. Your hair you can probably keep with this look, it would work nicely and still fit your clique's main scheme and likewise the girls you have your eye on would still like you. In addition to the benefits it would yield in your particular social circle, older folks will probably treat you better. You have the body that a lot of people wish they had, you can wear some seriously nice threads.
Never thought I would be getting clothing advice on DakkaDakka
Thanks.
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Post by: Albatross
Iron_Captain wrote: PrehistoricUFO wrote: Iron_Captain wrote:You guys are making me insecure Now please give me a compliment to make it up.
What you really have going for you is that you are naturally thin. I know you mentioned cost and availability of clothes, but you can slowly build a new bad ass wardrobe using gift money throughout the year and tips to your family members/friends that will completely put you ahead of your boys visually, and when it comes to girls you'd be the alpha of your crew. Nice button-up shirts that are solid colors or have subtle, sleek designs to continue emphasizing your figure, really cool sweaters with high collars or a few thick buttons on a v-neck, all of these should be slim fit and tight on your body. Pants can be boot cut jeans that aren't skinny like yours. Get a new pair of classic 'formal' shoes (they can be cheap, just make sure they are durable) to go with these, they should be black. Your hair you can probably keep with this look, it would work nicely and still fit your clique's main scheme and likewise the girls you have your eye on would still like you. In addition to the benefits it would yield in your particular social circle, older folks will probably treat you better. You have the body that a lot of people wish they had, you can wear some seriously nice threads.
Never thought I would be getting clothing advice on DakkaDakka
Thanks.
Yeah, well I wouldn't pay too close attention to 'maple syrup' over there. Bootcut jeans and black formal shoes? Bro... Come on. 
Iron, your look is tight and age appropriate. I'd stick with it. If anything I'd go tighter and darker on the jeans, and maybe go smaller on the shoes, something like this kid's got on:
...but that's just a suggestion. Either way, don't dress like a suburban dad. No offence, Prehistoric. 
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Post by: Cheesecat
I need to update my Facebook photo that's like half a year old.
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Post by: PotentiallyLethal
Only picture of me on the computer, moody maybe?
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Post by: marv335
Me in Egypt.
The morning of my Wedding.
And my new baby daughter, Hermione, just because
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Post by: KingCracker
Pfff that's not a sword.....
And yikes.... I've since lost a good 50 pounds from that pic...... look at that gut! And Chowder...... I don't puff the magic dragon, I slay it.
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Post by: Jihadin
LOL you all with the swords..I've one of me with a GAU-19 50 cal mini gun...Slay Puff eh....I ventilate the poor SoB
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
 I'm on the far right, not sober. Either you've been using that photo for the last 3 years of Show Yourself or you keep going to the same spot and recreating it. EDIT: My mistake, the new one seems to be a composite of two old ones.
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Post by: KingCracker
Jihadin wrote:LOL you all with the swords..I've one of me with a GAU-19 50 cal mini gun...Slay Puff eh....I ventilate the poor SoB
I create sliced bread..... you Swiss cheese, we are making the world a better place
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Post by: Jihadin
Corpse. I'm sorry you look tired with only two beers under your belt...first R&R I had back in the days..in uniform still with Afghan dust on it. Free drinks on flight.
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
Insomnia has the nasty side effect of making you tired all the time, why do you think I post on dakka so much?
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Post by: kronk
I forgot how many teenagers there are on this site...
At least I'm not as old as Frazz! (By like 1 year...)
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Post by: Mr Nobody
 KingCracker wrote:
Pfff that's not a sword.....
And yikes.... I've since lost a good 50 pounds from that pic...... look at that gut! And Chowder...... I don't puff the magic dragon, I slay it.
Hey, it's not all about size, it's how good you use it.
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Post by: OIIIIIIO
My niece and I on my baby.
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Post by: gossipmeng
Here is a recent picture of me from last month
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Post by: thenoobbomb
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Post by: Glaiceana
Removed due to reasons.
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Post by: thenoobbomb
One awesome cake that is!
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Post by: KingCracker
 Mr Nobody wrote: KingCracker wrote:
Pfff that's not a sword.....
And yikes.... I've since lost a good 50 pounds from that pic...... look at that gut! And Chowder...... I don't puff the magic dragon, I slay it.
Hey, it's not all about size, it's how good you use it.
You mean there's more to it than thrusting wildly until you nearly pass out two minutes later?
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Post by: Ribon Fox
Here is me
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Post by: Avatar 720
Before anyone asks, yes it is perfectly okay to be turned on by Ribon regardless of sexual preference.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
Why thank you Avatar 720, thats the nicest thing said about me this year
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Post by: KingCracker
Well you single handedly turned half DAKKA gay that one time........ jeez how long ago was that?
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Post by: Jihadin
Dammit..Canneres stopped posting after I got done with his Forge Fiend
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Post by: Avatar 720
KingCracker wrote:Well you single handedly turned half DAKKA gay that one time........ jeez how long ago was that?
A year and a month ago - nearly to the day.
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Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae
 Avatar 720 wrote:Before anyone asks, yes it is perfectly okay to be turned on by Ribon regardless of sexual preference.
Phew, thats a relief. 
Does anyone else see the resemblance here?
Ribon
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Post by: Jihadin
was actually thinking female wood elves from LoTR..
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Post by: Albatross
Dakka: A Rainbow Coalition... of NERDRAGE!
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Post by: Frankenberry
Me at Chrimbo '13, spoilered because of giantness.
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Post by: Cheesecat
The girl on the left looks really uncomfortable.
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Post by: Avatar 720
She looks fairly pensive, as if whatever's in her cup has forced her to re-evaluate herself and her life choices.
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Post by: Cyporiean
From about a year ago:
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Post by: trexmeyer
What's that picture behind you? It's pretty fething sweet.
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Post by: KingCracker
And this is when you say " hook.... line.... and sinker " as you press the submit button
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Post by: nerdfest09
Well, this is a lucky day for you! I couldn't find the 'Nerds Nudes' I need to get my gak together and take the shot for 2014, I'm thinking a calendar ............... aaaanyway
here's a couple of me chilling at the Million Paws walk last year with the 3 kids....
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Post by: Soladrin
I was going to take a new picture yesterday but then I faceplanted on the stairs.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
Well I could dig up some other pics but the Mods might blush
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Post by: reds8n
Please don't. 
If you do wish to post in this thread then please don't attach your image to Dakka directly, you need to link to an off site host.
Thanks.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
That was ment in jest. I wouldn't of done that.
Seems humor has gone AWOL.
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Post by: SkavenLord
Is there any way to post a pic from photos saved on a computer? The only one I have online has no link.
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
Upload it to a image hosting site like imgur or photobucket.
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Post by: purplefood
You can also link straight from facebook.
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Post by: Lint
Shazaam!
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Post by: Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl
Not a picture, but a drawing someone made of me in Paris Métro :
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Post by: d-usa
#swag #haters
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Post by: Cheesecat
Avatar 720 wrote:She looks fairly pensive, as if whatever's in her cup has forced her to re-evaluate herself and her life choices.
Could be that too you just made me realize people in deep thought have similar facial expressions as nervous/uncomfortable people.
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Post by: 4oursword
I'll bite. Spoilered for size.
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Post by: Avatar 720
What was that taken on? A baked potato?
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Post by: SilverMK2
Me at the top of Pen-y-ghent.
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
That sounds far too welsh to be in the Yorkshire dales.
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Post by: trexmeyer
I'm extremely jealous of y'all living in the UK and Ireland. Such beautiful scenery, especially in Scotland.
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Post by: SilverMK2
 trexmeyer wrote:I'm extremely jealous of y'all living in the UK and Ireland. Such beautiful scenery, especially in Scotland.
To be fair it is usually hammering it down with rain so you can't actually see anything
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Iron_Captain wrote:
edit: uploaded a different, better picture. (even though I am not looking into the camera. My choice of pictures is sadly somewhat limited, since I don't have many on my computer)
Wait, you're like 12? LOL, totally not paying attention to any of the gak you post in the Ukraine thread
And since when did this turn into a 'criticise poor old Ilyusha's appearance' thread? You guys are making me insecure Now please give me a compliment to make it up.
When you turned out to be like... 12...
Dont feel bad, you'll be a real man one day... but for now... your face and chin are hairless... like a womans.... I'm sorry thats insulting (to women XD)
Sorry, sorry, I kid, I'm having fun with this. But seriously, you're a decent looking young man, stay in school, don't do drugs, etc. etc. and you'll have a good time.
Anyway, since I now feel obligated... a couple older pics from last year, the beard has grown in rather nicely, no good pics of it though...
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Post by: trexmeyer
I know, that's part of the reason it is so appealing. There is nothing I love more than tromping around outdoors in a veritable torrent.
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Post by: SilverMK2
chaos0xomega wrote:Wait, you're like 12? LOL, totally not paying attention to any of the gak you post in the Ukraine thread
Is it wrong that I thought exactly that when I tied the picture and the username together?
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Post by: purplefood
trexmeyer wrote:I know, that's part of the reason it is so appealing. There is nothing I love more than tromping around outdoors in a veritable torrent.
Try living in it...
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Post by: Jihadin
Back off the age comments please...43 here
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Post by: PotentiallyLethal
Young whippersnapper - 50 soon
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Post by: Avatar 720
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Post by: trexmeyer
purplefood wrote: trexmeyer wrote:I know, that's part of the reason it is so appealing. There is nothing I love more than tromping around outdoors in a veritable torrent.
Try living in it...
Seoul and Washington State were both pretty consistently rainy when I lived there and I loved it.
Jihadin wrote:Back off the age comments please...43 here
You're not even old yet.
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Post by: Jihadin
Makes debating some of you seem...senseless....young and inexperience about the world...still though you all crack me up and at times good debaters
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Post by: Inquisitor Lord Bane
Spoiler'd for size
Me and my son a the Philadelphia Art Museum last month, he loved the medieval section
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Post by: trexmeyer
Jihadin wrote:Makes debating some of you seem...senseless....young and inexperience about the world...still though you all crack me up and at times good debaters
I don't know how you tolerate it. If I somehow got in a debate with my 18 year old self I'd probably end up resorting to slapping the ever loving stupidity out of him (I only condone violence in this situation because I would be hitting myself.)
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Post by: Cheesecat
I'm 21 and I already dislike my 18 year-old self.
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Post by: Jihadin
Well..like I tell my younger troops at times I am just here to help you build a better mind and body.
I see/comprehend things you might not have notice.
example being
Sevastopol Naval Base troops movement
Media influence on the Jaime Lannister thread
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Post by: chaos0xomega
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Post by: PotentiallyLethal
Very true...
Then eventually you don't give a feth
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Post by: Ouze
 SkavenLord wrote:Is there any way to post a pic from photos saved on a computer? The only one I have online has no link.
If I may make a suggestion, I'd go with Picasaweb.google.com instead of Photobucket or Imgur. Many workplaces block both of those, but few block google.
If you need help send me a PM.
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Post by: 4oursword
Avatar 720 wrote:
Boiled, actually.
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Post by: Frankenberry
Cheesecat wrote:The girl on the left looks really uncomfortable.
Avatar 720 wrote:She looks fairly pensive, as if whatever's in her cup has forced her to re-evaluate herself and her life choices.
She lacks a personality, or soul, we're still not sure.
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Post by: Avatar 720
 Frankenberry wrote:Cheesecat wrote:The girl on the left looks really uncomfortable.
Avatar 720 wrote:She looks fairly pensive, as if whatever's in her cup has forced her to re-evaluate herself and her life choices.
She lacks a personality, or soul, we're still not sure.
I think the most important question is: is she single?
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Post by: Alfndrate
I love a good show yourself thread.
Also chaosxomega doesn't look that dashing. I've met him in real life
An in keeping with the thread...
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
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Post by: Jihadin
Coming to the conclusion some of you all..well quite a few of you all.need to go out more...or hang out with Kronk....No don't....mentally scared..with little self esteem is shattered...confidence gone....aye...stick with internet
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Post by: Alfndrate
Jihadin wrote:Coming to the conclusion some of you all..well quite a few of you all.need to go out more...or hang out with Kronk....No don't....mentally scared..with little self esteem is shattered...confidence gone....aye...stick with internet
I get out plenty, but I wouldn't say no to a night of debauchery with Kronk
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Post by: Glaiceana
 Alfndrate wrote:I love a good show yourself thread.
Also chaosxomega doesn't look that dashing. I've met him in real life
An in keeping with the thread...
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
You kind of look like Simon from yogscast like that xD He's cool so its not an insult or anything
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Post by: Jihadin
A night out with Kronk...that's a thread all onto itself.......................
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Post by: Tanakosyke22
I know I am in Cosplay, but I thought I show myself then.
Once again, please don't attach non wargaming to Dakka, if you wish to share any such image then you need to host it off site and link to it.
Reds8n
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Post by: ScootyPuffJunior
Me and the wife at Letchworth State Park last July for a wedding:
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
 Glaiceana wrote:
You kind of look like Simon from yogscast like that xD He's cool so its not an insult or anything
I can confirm he sounds absolutely nothing like Simon from the yogscast.
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Post by: Alfndrate
 Corpsesarefun wrote: Glaiceana wrote:
You kind of look like Simon from yogscast like that xD He's cool so its not an insult or anything
I can confirm he sounds absolutely nothing like Simon from the yogscast.
I'm better looking too.
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Post by: FistusMaximus
i am beautiful, ain't i? 
nah, okay, jk. heres one in different gear, where you can actually see me:
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Post by: ChainswordHeretic
On a bike trip. 
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Post by: Jihadin
From Borderland to Icewind Dale FM?
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Post by: Albatross
I'm 31 and I hate both of you!
Joking! It's all hugs.
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Post by: dogma
Alfndrate wrote:
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
Good God! Kevin Smith posts on Dakka!
He says as though its a joke Alf hasn't heard before.
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Post by: Cheesecat
Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.
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Post by: Albatross
Me too!
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Post by: Perkustin
Been ages since i posted an image, from a couple years ago, not particularly revealing but i am one of the most generic looking NPCs you could imagine.
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Alfndrate wrote:
Also chaosxomega doesn't look that dashing. I've met him in real life
I look dashing? Aw, gee thanks!
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Post by: kronk
Jihadin wrote:A night out with Kronk...that's a thread all onto itself.......................
I'm rather tame, sad to disappoint. A night out with Alby would seem to be more fun!
I'll just drink beer or wine and snicker at booby jokes all night!
Automatically Appended Next Post: I'm not sure if you can direct-link a facebook picture, but here is me at a friends wedding. From left to right, I'm the third dude ringing the tiny cowbell.
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Post by: Tibbsy
My most recent photo; taken at an airsoft game
And one where I'm not masked with an SMG, and have a tank instead!
This was in Normandy, outside the museum on Utah beach.
EDIT: I derped and used URL tags... Fixed
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Post by: kronk
I've been there and stood next to that tank!
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Post by: Tibbsy
Normandy as a whole is an excellent place to visit! Me and a friend went and we got about 500 photos! Loads of cool stuff around there!
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Post by: NuggzTheNinja
Some throwbacks to my former glory days as a Zionist oppressor.
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Post by: Albatross
 kronk wrote: Jihadin wrote:A night out with Kronk...that's a thread all onto itself.......................
I'm rather tame, sad to disappoint. A night out with Alby would seem to be more fun!
It depends, man. Do you like fire, cocaine, sluts and coked-up sluts on fire?
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Post by: marv335
Tibbsy wrote:
This was in Normandy, outside the museum on Utah beach.
That's nothing, Frazzled probably drove it there...
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Post by: Lint
Albatross wrote:It depends, man. Do you like fire, cocaine, sluts and coked up sluts on fire?
I'm in. There is literally nothing wrong with that sentence.
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Post by: azazel the cat
Lint wrote:Albatross wrote:It depends, man. Do you like fire, cocaine, sluts and coked up sluts on fire?
I'm in. There is literally nothing wrong with that sentence.
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
What, you don't want to show us your face? Don't worry, we won't make fun of you (right kronk?) .
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Post by: Avatar 720
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
What, you don't want to show us your face? Don't worry, we won't make fun of you (right kronk?) .
That black square is his face.
Why do you have to be so mean?
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
Avatar 720 wrote: Co'tor Shas wrote:
What, you don't want to show us your face? Don't worry, we won't make fun of you (right kronk?) .
That black square is his face.
Why do you have to be so mean?
I can't help it, I'm a horrible person.
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Post by: NuggzTheNinja
Co'tor Shas wrote:
What, you don't want to show us your face? Don't worry, we won't make fun of you (right kronk?) .
That's not why my face is blacked out.
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Post by: Howard A Treesong
I don't have any recent pictures on any online account but here's one if you'll follow a link.
http://instagram.com/p/krk485PEMU/
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Post by: Daston
Heres a shot of me and my bro inlaw (hes a gamer but not signed up to dakka.....yet)
I'm the one driving.
I have gone through all my photos and thats really the only one I can find lol. I did have a great one of my stag do including a wedding dress and paintball gear
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Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae
You went paintballing in a wedding dress? Classy.
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Post by: Jihadin
All I can say is......Cute...Daston....cute..
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Post by: Albatross
 azazel the cat wrote:Lint wrote:Albatross wrote:It depends, man. Do you like fire, cocaine, sluts and coked up sluts on fire?
I'm in. There is literally nothing wrong with that sentence.
Except for the misogyny, and lack of a hyphen.
Don't worry, I've corrected the hyphen now.
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Post by: Daston
Think you might be referring to my bro inlaw. We drive on the correct side in England so I am sat on the right of the car
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Post by: KingCracker
More countries drive the way we do. Therefore by internet logics we are correct sir.
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Post by: Daston
KingCracker wrote:More countries drive the way we do. Therefore by internet logics we are correct sir.
Ah yes but we decided to drive that way to ensure the other person isn't armed.......equals man points lol
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Post by: Jihadin
mentioning the car not the passenger. cute car..
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Post by: Daston
KingCracker wrote:More countries drive the way we do. Therefore by internet logics we are correct sir.
Ahh but we just did what the Romans did......what have the Romans ever done for us lol Automatically Appended Next Post:
Aww you've hurt my feelings now lol.
She was a good looker and a right hoot to drive 400bhp and only 1 ton curb weight with no driver aids was a right laugh.......damn I miss it (sob sob)
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Post by: mega_bassist
Okay, I'll finally post a picture XD
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
That's one heck of a bayonet.
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Post by: Wolf
*That's what she said ! " I apologise I had too !
Here I am in my favourite dino tshirt !
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Post by: MrDwhitey
You're not Mr Bean and this is unacceptable.
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Post by: FistusMaximus
although its easy to imagine him doing what mr. bean does in his profile pic...
oh lord
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Post by: Wolf
Uuuuh Yeah I do it on a regular basis
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Post by: Blacksails
I'm disappointed more of you don't look like your profile pic.
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Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae
I apologise for not being a bird.
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Post by: Blacksails
Apology accepted. We can't all be perfect.
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Post by: mega_bassist
I'd kill to have a set of armor like Commander Cody's. I'm still learning how to make Mandalorian armor
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Post by: Jihadin
I'm disappointed more of you don't look like your profile pic.
Refer to my Avatar pic please
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Post by: Avatar 720
My profile pic is me on a work day.
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Post by: Albatross
My profile pic IS me..
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Post by: Blacksails
And yet I'm still disappointed!
I'm sorry, couldn't help it. Pretty much set yourself up for that.
Don't worry, I still imagine everyone one of you as your avatar behind your computer.
Especially Avatar.
*Edit* Smiley for effect.
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Post by: Glaiceana
In that case, it sucks that my avatar is a split portrait of my two favourite game characters, I definitely don't look like that XD
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Post by: Albatross
Your mother wasn't.
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Post by: Blacksails
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Post by: Albatross
You too.
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Post by: Alfndrate
 dogma wrote: Alfndrate wrote:
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
Good God! Kevin Smith posts on Dakka!
He says as though its a joke Alf hasn't heard before.
It's the hockey jersey that does it... Before I started following hockey, no one said I looked like Kevin Smith. By the way, don't forget to catch my show Comic Book Men on AMC.
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Post by: Jihadin
Stop acting like "MILF" is taboo
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Post by: Bullockist
milf is not taboo, in fact I have my own term for 'mutton dressed as lamb' that looks hot, I call em Smutton , short for sexy mutton. I like how it rolls off the tongue in a slightly saucy way.
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Alfndrate wrote: dogma wrote: Alfndrate wrote:
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
Good God! Kevin Smith posts on Dakka!
He says as though its a joke Alf hasn't heard before.
It's the hockey jersey that does it... Before I started following hockey, no one said I looked like Kevin Smith. By the way, don't forget to catch my show Comic Book Men on AMC.
But the Sens? Of all the teams... the Sens?
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Post by: trexmeyer
I'm kind of in my profile pic.
It would be nice if Alpharius was actually ScarJo, but if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak.
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Post by: Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl
I am very very happy I do not.
Glaiceana wrote:In that case, it sucks that my avatar is a split portrait of my two favourite game characters, I definitely don't look like that XD
So, you are not a mix of a dead ex-vampire thingy (only played Soul Reaver on Dreamcast, and the story was kind of obscure) and a rich heir female adventurer ?
That is a big surprise. Well, maybe not for the ex-vampire thingy part .
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Post by: Alpharius
Sadly she's just another in the Legion.
Of course, I've no problem with her saying, "I am Alpharius."
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Post by: Glaiceana
 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I am very very happy I do not.
Glaiceana wrote:In that case, it sucks that my avatar is a split portrait of my two favourite game characters, I definitely don't look like that XD
So, you are not a mix of a dead ex-vampire thingy (only played Soul Reaver on Dreamcast, and the story was kind of obscure) and a rich heir female adventurer ?
That is a big surprise. Well, maybe not for the ex-vampire thingy part .
Actually that would be an interesting mix on paper, visually might be a little scary, especially as Raziel has no jaw
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Post by: Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl
Or is she ?
Glaiceana wrote:Actually that would be an interesting mix on paper, visually might be a little scary, especially as Raziel has no jaw
Yeah, and not the same skin color, and… well, a very long list of differences.
Actually, the lower part of the face would not look quite as scary as the waist, Because Raziel is goddamn skinny just below the ribcage, and Lara is not exactly fat, but she is still human.
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Post by: 4oursword
I'm disappointed that Blacksails doesn't look like his avatar.
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Post by: Blacksails
Me too, me too...
*Edit* That Skyrim mod is terrifying by the way. Nothing like that train whistle followed by a column of fire.
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Post by: Bromsy
Sticking with this one, it's my favorite. A few months old, but that mustache never gets old.
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Post by: grrrfranky
Obviously this is what I look like really
but my disguise for moving among you is this
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Post by: 4oursword
 Blacksails wrote:
Me too, me too...
*Edit* That Skyrim mod is terrifying by the way. Nothing like that train whistle followed by a column of fire.
It was supposed to be an animated gif, which actually did show the fire. But it didn't work for me. Eventually I will have to return to being a sandwich.
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Post by: Nicorex
Well here is a new one of me.
The last time we did one of these threads I was 90 pounds heavier.
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Post by: mega_bassist
Looking great! Keep up the workouts!
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Post by: KingCracker
 Nicorex wrote:Well here is a new one of me.
The last time we did one of these threads I was 90 pounds heavier.
I was saying to myself before seeing your post under the pic "man he lost a ton of weight from the last one of these" lol.
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Post by: CptJake
I'll play.
Me and my buddy Luke who unfortunately I had to put down this past fall.
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Post by: Da Boss
This one is about a year old, but the only difference at the moment is slightly more grey hair
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Post by: MrDwhitey
Why are you making a face in the background?
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Post by: Jape
Whose that guy in the foreground?
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Post by: Jihadin
Bromsey....not having a gay moment or anything and you being a former grunt and all that....put a shirt Brother...you've more facial hair then chest hair....
Da Boss. Little young to be smoking....wait....you the one in the burger shirt or the one with the view up the right nostril?
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Post by: Manchu
DaBoss is the Irish chap in the foreground. What he's doing there is trying to clandestinely capture the rarely photographed German custom of having a quick, slightly painful gak at the table. As you can see, he is not quite able to suppress a smirk as his companion snaps the pic of this bizarre Teutonic mealtime ritual.
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Post by: Albatross
Me, today.
Yes, I know, 'Englishman in a baseball cap'. Screw you.
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Post by: Alpharius
I knew there was something I didn't like about you...
Seriously?
A Yankees fan?!?
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Post by: Glaiceana
I got a cap like that, not a yankees fan, a lot of people bought those caps over here because they look cool XD
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Post by: Albatross
 Alpharius wrote:I knew there was something I didn't like about you...
Seriously?
A Yankees fan?!?
Ah, sorry, I think you'll find that the NY on my cap stands for 'North Yorkshire'. It's an easy mistake to make, though.
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Post by: purplefood
 Albatross wrote: Alpharius wrote:I knew there was something I didn't like about you...
Seriously?
A Yankees fan?!?
Ah, sorry, I think you'll find that the NY on my cap stands for 'North Yorkshire'. It's an easy mistake to make, though.
Especially given their excellent baseball team...
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Post by: FistusMaximus
actually, the first is some gear taken from my RA gear ("mr.Snippy"), together with a random german army jacket (still need a black/white jacket to fit, and wasn't allowed to take my gun with me).
the second one is just some medieval gear to represent somebody from that era, was a day in school where the grad people dressed up as such, and my buddy had an actual chainmail and other stuff, so yeah...
but i see your point in "from borderlands to icewind dale"
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i do think you should be happy i am not the guy in my profile pic....
if i would, you'd need some additional "rear" armour to be safe from me...
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Post by: Alfndrate
chaos0xomega wrote: Alfndrate wrote: dogma wrote: Alfndrate wrote:
Unfortunately I'm not the woman on the right, I'm the larger gentleman on the left. I don't remember what was said to cause my to cover my mouth like that.
Good God! Kevin Smith posts on Dakka!
He says as though its a joke Alf hasn't heard before.
It's the hockey jersey that does it... Before I started following hockey, no one said I looked like Kevin Smith. By the way, don't forget to catch my show Comic Book Men on AMC.
But the Sens? Of all the teams... the Sens?
There are plenty of posts on Dakka about why I support the Sens, most of it has to do with choosing not to support the three cities near me (Detroit, Columbus, and Pittsburgh, all "rival" cities for Cleveland for some reason or another) and the rest of it has to do with how I kept going back to their games the first week of the 2012/2013 season when Dish Network gave their subscribers NHL insider, and I consumed like 10 games in a week
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Post by: Boggy Man
I'm one of those people who emit a low level disruption of photographic equipment. At the moment there are at the most 3 photos of me that are not blurry, looking away distractedly, or in which I do not appear to be trying to swallow my own face. But basically take this...
... knock out the gross cigarillo, add some nerd glasses and even worse fashion sense.
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
Here's an oddly huge, more colourful photo of me. I'm at the top.
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Post by: Alfndrate
My mouse was hovering over your ear, and for a hot minute I thought you had pierced your ear as I scrolled over the picture...
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Post by: Albatross
 purplefood wrote: Albatross wrote: Alpharius wrote:I knew there was something I didn't like about you...
Seriously?
A Yankees fan?!?
Ah, sorry, I think you'll find that the NY on my cap stands for 'North Yorkshire'. It's an easy mistake to make, though.
Especially given their excellent baseball team...
Yes, the North Yorkshire Crumpets just defeated the West Froblinshire Pigeons 17-nil to snatch the pennant, in a game that will live long in the memory of all sports fans, everywhere.
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Post by: Avatar 720
Albatross wrote: Me, today. Yes, I know, 'Englishman in a baseball cap'. Screw you.
Given the lace hanging in the top of the shot, along with the picture quality, I conclude that this picture was taken with a shoe.
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Oh God, I think I'm dying
Alby, I'll have to get you a proper piece of headwear, can't have Dakka's resident ladykiller parading around in THAT now can we? This should do nicely...
Alfndrate, you might need one too...
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Post by: Albatross
But.. But... I don't support the Nodlington Goats. I'm not sure why I would wear their sports trilby.
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Post by: chaos0xomega
nodlington goats?
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Post by: Alfndrate
I think I might vomit... not just from the headgear suggestion, but from the fact that the Senators are playing terribly atm...
Also I only wear 3 hats, my fraternity hat, my Cleveland Browns hat, and my hat from my old groundskeeping job. I'd wear a Senators hat, but I don't feel like paying shipping on the hat and all of the "Lids" in the area sell hockey hats, but they're only the popular teams. Like they don't even have a Blue Jackets hat for sale
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Post by: Avatar 720
Don't ask.
Utterly painful past few seasons. They used to be a respectable side until the higher ups fired the manager after an unlucky streak; the one they have now is completely under-experienced and out of his league - which won't be an issue for long considering the bookies' odds on their relegation this season.
Now the Wexfield Rams, they're a good side. Solid performances since the start of the season coming off a huge team reshuffle and a good few buys in the last transfer window, as well as a coach who knows what the feth he's doing. They're not as good as the Hollyhead Bulls were in their prime during 2005-2006 and 2006-2007, but I think they have the potential to get there if they try. I have a feeling they'll place high this season.
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Post by: Albatross
Avatar 720 wrote:
Don't ask.
Utterly painful past few seasons. They used to be a respectable side until the higher ups fired the manager after an unlucky streak; the one they have now is completely under-experienced and out of his league - which won't be an issue for long considering the bookies' odds on their relegation this season.
Now the Wexfield Rams, they're a good side. Solid performances since the start of the season coming off a huge team reshuffle and a good few buys in the last transfer window, as well as a coach who knows what the feth he's doing. They're not as good as the Hollyhead Bulls were in their prime during 2005-2006 and 2006-2007, but I think they have the potential to get there if they try. I have a feeling they'll place high this season.
Pah, I only have one thing to say to that - GO CRUMPETS.
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
Avatar 720 wrote:
Don't ask.
Utterly painful past few seasons. They used to be a respectable side until the higher ups fired the manager after an unlucky streak; the one they have now is completely under-experienced and out of his league - which won't be an issue for long considering the bookies' odds on their relegation this season.
Now the Wexfield Rams, they're a good side. Solid performances since the start of the season coming off a huge team reshuffle and a good few buys in the last transfer window, as well as a coach who knows what the feth he's doing. They're not as good as the Hollyhead Bulls were in their prime during 2005-2006 and 2006-2007, but I think they have the potential to get there if they try. I have a feeling they'll place high this season.
I read the entirety of that in that generic football results announcer for that everyone seems to put on, it was glorious.
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Post by: Albatross
Yeah, all joking aside though, North Yorkshire Crumpets rule. Wexfield Rams can suck it.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
I rase this thread from the grave so that we can all show of new photos off our self
A new one of me
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Post by: Avatar 720
You get three photos because bitch I'm perf.
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Post by: MrDwhitey
Shave.
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Post by: Medium of Death
I think you suit that wee beard. Works with your face structure and hair.
Well that sounded more homosexual than I intended.
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Post by: Avatar 720
MrDwhitey wrote:Shave.
I keep wanting to, and then I can't be arsed.
Medium of Death wrote:I think you suit that wee beard. Works with your face structure and hair.
Well that sounded more homosexual than I intended.
I think it sounds just the way you intended.
The usual place, 5 minutes, bring the lube.
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Post by: KelseyC
Can't even believe I am doing this.
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Post by: Avatar 720
And another victim was claimed for the dakka family photo album!
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Post by: poppa G
I'll take a picture tomorrow. When it's not 3 AM.
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Post by: KingCracker
MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Also your 3rd pic has a bit of a James Dean going on. A rather skinny, slightly bearded (good job for joining us!) James Dean
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Post by: KelseyC
Oh gosh what have I done!? Maybe I will have to post a newer one with my red highlights sometime.
You all look a lot older than the people at my FLGS, most of you that is.
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Post by: KingCracker
The DAKKA age group ranges from Shrike, to Frazz. Meaning always 12 to uncountable
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Post by: Rick_1138
 Ribon Fox wrote:I rase this thread from the grave so that we can all show of new photos off our self
A new one of me
Pic no worky. Had same issue, maybe file type.
Although I may change my pic and go for the fun nurgle removing plague scar on my belly Though I wont be easy to identify from that image....its a cracker though
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Post by: KelseyC
Already posted one so what would be the harm of posting a super recent one?
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Post by: TheMeanDM
Yours truly.
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Post by: Ribon Fox
 Rick_1138 wrote: Ribon Fox wrote:I rase this thread from the grave so that we can all show of new photos off our self
A new one of me
Pic no worky. Had same issue, maybe file type.
Although I may change my pic and go for the fun nurgle removing plague scar on my belly Though I wont be easy to identify from that image....its a cracker though
Pikie now workie
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Post by: Corpsesarefun
 Medium of Death wrote:I think you suit that wee beard. Works with your face structure and hair.
Well that sounded more homosexual than I intended.
Let's be honest here, with Avatar involved it's difficult to avoid coming across as homosexual.
I suppose I'll put the photo of myself with Richard Feynman's van outside of Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory. I can't work out how to get it to be a reasonable size so I'll just spoiler it.
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Post by: greenskin lynn
most recent i have is this one from when my little brother graduated
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Post by: poppa G
You hooligans don't deserve a real smile, decent lighting, a better setting, or decent fashion.
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Post by: Cheesecat
Is it just me or does poppa look like Seth Rogen in that pic.
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Post by: Jihadin
Young with less weight Seth
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Post by: Albatross
Me, doing what I do best.
Drinking good lager and pointing at things.
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Post by: poppa G
I've posted a picture of myself on three other sites.
They said the exact same thing. :(
I just don't see it...
Every response was like Seth Rogan/10
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Post by: Rick_1138
Ribon Fox wrote: Rick_1138 wrote: Ribon Fox wrote:I rase this thread from the grave so that we can all show of new photos off our self
A new one of me
Pic no worky. Had same issue, maybe file type.
Although I may change my pic and go for the fun nurgle removing plague scar on my belly Though I wont be easy to identify from that image....its a cracker though
Pikie now workie
Loving the slippers
For some reason the angle of the image reminded me of this female commissar Get Cosplaying!
My good self with my girls
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Haha, long day at work waiting for a phonecall so cant leave desk, reading old posts. The Census thread totally passed me by.
Some cracking results there (I did a big module on market research at Uni as part of my Business Admin degree) and this was a really well put together list of things to get info on, some of the Q's I got from other students were diabolical in their limited range.
We even get a 3rd Gender option (and it was ticked! (Hi Ribon ) But its great to see such variety on the boards, all ages and outlooks.
Though dallying into sexual preferences and confusing feelings is always an interesting side road haha. (Apparently, according to an article I saw recently, transgender pornography is the highest growing internet porn search!
You wouldn't expect this on a toy soldiers forum! Its why I love Dakka over other lesser forums
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Huh, it seems I never did 'show myself' so here I am:
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Post by: Ribon Fox
@Rick_1138
I've been tempted many a time to do the whole fem-commissar but have never been able to find the right stuff, or lecked the credits to buy the right stuff. Now that I'm living on me onesys I might have to start patching one together, I'd have to make a carapace armour set, a power sword and a plasma pistol to be at the same cost as my Lord Commissar I use on the tabe top
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Post by: kronk
I'm in the white stormtrooper outfit.
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Post by: Soladrin
New and improved, with 50% extra beard.
(I've been to lazy to touch a razor, this is not a fashion statement)
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Post by: coolbrobunny
This is a year old picture, but my favorite of me and my family.
Please don't attach non wargaming images to Dakka Dakka, if you wish to share any such images then you need to use and link to an off site host.
Cute photo though.
Reds8n
Oops put on my file "Does not Follow Directions"
This should do it
https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-0/p480x480/1508637_10200866557936618_2026630171_n.jpg
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Post by: Soladrin
Are you the one in the middle...?
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Post by: Jihadin
Name Malcolm?
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Post by: chaos0xomega
Which one are you? lol
I'm assuming you're the dude, and thats your gorgeous wife and adorable kid, so a million internets unto you!
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Post by: d-usa
I'm praying for your souls fethers!
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Post by: jasper76
I suddenly feel so.....old.
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Post by: d-usa
I'm 33, so no spring chicken either.
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Post by: Avatar 720
21 Here, so also past my prime.
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Post by: jasper76
Sorry, I was speaking about the thread in general.
However, you also look young for being 33!
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Post by: coolbrobunny
chaos0xomega wrote:Which one are you? lol
I'm assuming you're the dude, and thats your gorgeous wife and adorable kid, so a million internets unto you!
Im the baby... Lol nah im the dude. Sorry i should of said
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Post by: greenskin lynn
well then, its off to the glue factory with you, post haste
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Post by: Nevelon
Just keep an eye on the blinky light in your palm. No worries until you hit 30.
Renew!
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Post by: Jihadin
If not the ole "Whirl to you hurl and ZAP"
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Post by: Dreadclaw69
I hope you're in for the long haul You've seen how we talk in OT
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Post by: Jihadin
Think I've broke all 15 Commandments.....
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Post by: DarkTraveler777
 Albatross wrote: Me, doing what I do best.
Drinking good lager and pointing at things.
I swear to god everytime I see one of your photos, Albatross, I am reminded of the comedian Jim Jefferies.
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Post by: KingCracker
Its the shirt. Gets me everytime
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Post by: Nicorex
Well the DCM's have seen this latest pic of me but I figured the rest of you might like to see me in my new kilt.
Something a bit closer...
Sorry for the bit blurry.. I am not much of a selfie taker....
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Post by: TheMeanDM
My good self with my girls
Rick you remind me of the hologram doc from Star Trek. Robert Picardo I think is his name
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Post by: KingCracker
Whoa he really does!
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Post by: d-usa
I decided to 'Murica for the World Cup...
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Post by: MrDwhitey
Noobbombs hair is trying to fly away.
And wow d-usa.
Wow.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
Sorry... Not 'Murican enough (there's still room on the shorts for stripes and/or stars
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Post by: d-usa
Still looking for 'Murica shorts.
And my order of flag-sunglasses is in the mail!
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Post by: Marine_With_Heart
Sorry for the size :/ But probably one of the few images that I have on hand lol Its a little strange putting faces to profile names now, but I like it
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Post by: MrDwhitey
Well you made at least one person swoon.
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Post by: Cheesecat
Yeah he looks like a model.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
 Marine_With_Heart wrote:Sorry for the size :/ But probably one of the few images that I have on hand lol Its a little strange putting faces to profile names now, but I like it
You either play League (as whatever they have for backs), or you play Wing/Fullback in rugby... dont ya?
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Post by: Marine_With_Heart
Ensis Ferrae wrote: Marine_With_Heart wrote:Sorry for the size :/ But probably one of the few images that I have on hand lol Its a little strange putting faces to profile names now, but I like it
You either play League (as whatever they have for backs), or you play Wing/Fullback in rugby... dont ya?
I'm not much of a football player to be honest, rather a cricketer
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Post by: Rick_1138
 TheMeanDM wrote:
My good self with my girls
Rick you remind me of the hologram doc from Star Trek. Robert Picardo I think is his name
Haha, Ace, I quite like him Good level of latent cynicism.
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Post by: KingCracker
Marine_With_Heart wrote: Ensis Ferrae wrote: Marine_With_Heart wrote:Sorry for the size :/ But probably one of the few images that I have on hand lol Its a little strange putting faces to profile names now, but I like it
You either play League (as whatever they have for backs), or you play Wing/Fullback in rugby... dont ya?
I'm not much of a football player to be honest, rather a cricketer
" Cricket? You need to know what a crumpet is, before you play cricket. "
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Post by: CptJake
An older photo:
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Post by: Marine_With_Heart
 KingCracker wrote: Marine_With_Heart wrote: Ensis Ferrae wrote: Marine_With_Heart wrote:Sorry for the size :/ But probably one of the few images that I have on hand lol Its a little strange putting faces to profile names now, but I like it
You either play League (as whatever they have for backs), or you play Wing/Fullback in rugby... dont ya?
I'm not much of a football player to be honest, rather a cricketer
" Cricket? You need to know what a crumpet is, before you play cricket. "
"I'll teach you."
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Post by: thenoobbomb
I'll get it to grow little wings, then!
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Post by: Avatar 720
Handsome AND a cricketer? Are you single? *crosses fingers*
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Post by: Jihadin
Jake
You look to....clean 
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Post by: CptJake
Beginning of a gunnery.
Try this one (driver, me, gunner):
or this one (pig boy):
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Post by: Jihadin
Bromsy going to love you being witth that 60
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Post by: Marine_With_Heart
As a matter of fact yes... I take it there's some interest there, Avatar?
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Post by: Jihadin
LOL much as I would like to post my pics I cannot with the job I have
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Post by: Avatar 720
There might be, if you could bring yourself to love me for who I am:
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Post by: Jihadin
Screaming Skin Lotion
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Post by: Marine_With_Heart
Avatar 720 wrote:
There might be, if you could bring yourself to love me for who I am:
Lets see, look good with glasses on, you look like you have a responsible and professional career, you dress well and you are good with technology... The only downside I'm seeing here is you may be a bit too hairy for my taste
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Post by: MrDwhitey
Trust me Marine, he'll shave for you.
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Post by: Bullockist
Avatar 720 wrote:
There might be, if you could bring yourself to love me for who I am:
Avatar, you are not hairy in the slightest, not even remotely. As a man who is as hairy as a monkey I take offence to you using my picture on a forum, I suppose you wished you owned my dashing blue shirt.
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Post by: Jihadin
Bullockist wrote: Avatar 720 wrote:
There might be, if you could bring yourself to love me for who I am:
Avatar, you are not hairy in the slightest, not even remotely. As a man who is as hairy as a monkey I take offence to you using my picture on a forum, I suppose you wished you owned my dashing blue shirt.
Stop shopping for the same tie's I have Bullockist
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Post by: Bullockist
Such great taste you have. Let's start our own styling company , Avatar can be our first customer.
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Post by: Slarg232
Old but gold.
It was 40 degrees out that day.
Story of the photo was that my boss told us to "Dress for warmth" instead of "Dress Warmly", so my fellow employees and I figured we would turn it into a joke.
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Post by: motyak
I always loved 40 degree days when I was in school, the heat meant that we didn't have to wear our ties in class.
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Post by: Ensis Ferrae
 motyak wrote:I always loved 40 degree days when I was in school, the heat meant that we didn't have to wear our ties in class.
Man, I see 40 degrees and think... why are they taking ties off, thats cold!!! but then I see your Kiwi flag and remember you use that silly Celsius stuff *
* The kiwi flag thing was a joke, I know your flag is actually australian
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Post by: Jihadin
Keep forgetting they have the school uniform thing going on to.
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Post by: Avatar 720
Luckily for you, I'm not really very hairy at all.
Unfortunately, I don't wear glasses, I don't have a responsible and professional career, I don't dress well, and I'm not good with technology.
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Post by: conker249
Here is an older picture, 2011.
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Post by: Co'tor Shas
Jihadin wrote:LOL much as I would like to post my pics I cannot with the job I have
What's the job, military?
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Post by: d-usa
If we are doing "action shots"
Second from right, with my older brother next to me during his time as a rookie with the department.
Nothing like being able to hand your old gear to your older brother while telling him "who get's the hand-me-downs now rookie bitch!"
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Post by: Alpharius
Are you holding some sort of raygun?
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Post by: MrDwhitey
I think he's about to take out his brother too.
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Post by: d-usa
I will have you know that I am holding a highly sophisticated piece of firefighting equipment!
'Tis just a little spray nozzle...
That is the most awkwardly staged "try to look serious and pretend to be watching stuff" photo I could find .
Another department was doing some controlled burns to let their new guys get some practice fighting brush fires, so we were just the backup in case something went wrong. It was just 4 hours of standing around doing exactly what we are doing in that picture 
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Post by: Slarg232
 d-usa wrote:
Nothing like being able to hand your old gear to your older brother while telling him "who get's the hand-me-downs now rookie bitch!"
Tis the dream of every younger brother I assure you.
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Post by: d-usa
 Slarg232 wrote: d-usa wrote:
Nothing like being able to hand your old gear to your older brother while telling him "who get's the hand-me-downs now rookie bitch!"
Tis the dream of every younger brother I assure you.
He was sure to remind me that I'm the younger brother as soon as we walk out the door and that I have a beating coming my way
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Post by: IronWarLeg
Well since I lurk here every day I figured I would post one (albeit very blurry because my wife used her tab) of me, and Ms. Caroline. This is the only one I have of myself on my laptop.. I appear to be standing awkwardly for some reason but this was about a year ago, before a Mopar cruise to the Lemay Auto Museum.
Hope this works haha!
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