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Post by: wizard12
ineptus astartes wrote:and Feris spent all that time walking 
Did he star in lord of the rings?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
wizard12 wrote:PM sent, man that took a long time...
Why thank ya wiz.
And on that note:
Have your pick.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes. (i'll give you three guesses who.)
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Post by: wizard12
Yes! Now I can replace that rubbish home made banner!
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Post by: black templar
ITs not 50 its 82 templars
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Post by: ineptus astartes
ooh! big difference! (the waagh!!! lost as far as I remember, about 100000 orks during a battle against me. warranted the tyranid swarm may have helped a bit...)
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Post by: black templar
The Eternal Crusader waits for word for back up and the guardmen that remain loyal will be by the space marines. The space wolves are here, The Eldar want ur head, There are necrons, orks and other xenos out to kill you because ur the biggest threat.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
no. the imperium is the biggest threat. the tau dont attak me I wont attack the tau. same with the eldar. the imperium has no idia where I am.
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Post by: black templar
U took an eldar prisoner and ive only killed chaos and orks. no eldar, no tau, no necrons yet. And ur chaos army is massive and we are limited.
Please take the time and effort to type your posts out fully, we don't allow the use of text speak/abbreviations.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
sory for not posting in a while i've been busy
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Ok PM sent crazy cat...
make it good!
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Post by: Hezekial
i've read all the posts about no god modding luckily i'm not as this is the way Nids battle, invisible until you have millions of them swarming all over you and when the event is over and I can post again could I please open the thrid stage? I need some Tyranid warriors out there to keep my gaunt masses in line.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
hows the event coming darkvoid?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:hows the event coming darkvoid?
Haven't started yet, I've been out all day with mates.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
greetings o' feline master...
...any news for us mere peons on your forthcoming literary discourse?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Varl Sigmund wrote:greetings o' feline master...
...any news for us mere peons on your forthcoming literary discourse?
Between 85% of my muscles killing me, migraines and preparing for a GCSE exam (well.. okay.. I've yet to finish the preparing) tomorrow.. yeah..
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Varl Sigmund wrote:greetings o' feline master... ...any news for us mere peons on your forthcoming literary discourse? Between 85% of my muscles killing me, migraines and preparing for a GCSE exam (well.. okay.. I've yet to finish the preparing) tomorrow.. yeah.. Good luck with that. If you need help with the event, remember I'm ready and willing to help and have far too much free time at the moment.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
mwahahahahaha....
migraines & muscles in agony due to over indulgence...
I hope...
well RL is RL after all and... takes precedence... just really looking forward to how you going to spin it...
*evilfethinggrin*
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Lord Harrab wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Varl Sigmund wrote:greetings o' feline master...
...any news for us mere peons on your forthcoming literary discourse?
Between 85% of my muscles killing me, migraines and preparing for a GCSE exam (well.. okay.. I've yet to finish the preparing) tomorrow.. yeah..
Good luck with that.
If you need help with the event, remember I'm ready and willing to help and have far too much free time at the moment.
Cheers bro.
And don't you worry your little noggin. Your services will be required.. eventually..
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
@ harrab..
how in hell do you handle the time zone lagg??
what time is it there?? like 02h00???
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
...ditto if you need help...
just PM me the bare bones plot and I will write it up...
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Varl Sigmund wrote:@ harrab..
how in hell do you handle the time zone lagg??
what time is it there?? like 02h00???
Close, its almost 4 in the morning here.
I have a Neurological disorder that causes random muscles in my leg, lower back and neck to spasm, so some nights the pain wakes me up, what better to do then browse Dakka while i wait for my meds to kick in?
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
ouch!
..well hope it happens soon...
me I need to get home...
so see you soonest!!
@Dark
Fare thee well...
P.S.
Every time I see your Avatar it reminds me of some random quote:
"Just Remember in ancient times cats where worshiped as gods.... They have never forgatten this!"
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Post by: ineptus astartes
thought I should make a 'loadout' list for my troops to show the army composition cultist squad: 12 chaos cultists. (khornates are CC and nurgle cultists are hard to kill) equipment: 9 autoguns. 1 laspistol (leader/segeant) 1 heavy stubber. 1 flamer. Serf Squad: 12 legion serfs (treat as IG/PDF) equipment: 9 lasguns. 1 bolt/plasma pistol 1 heavy stubber/multi-laser/grenade launcher. 1 flamer/melta/plasma gun 1 vox-caster. will update... (NOTE: this list is for public viewing so that people can actually get an idea of what is happening when I "send a squad over there" and they are NOT squeaky voiced!)
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Post by: Scrazza
Do I need to send a PM, darko?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Scrazza wrote:Do I need to send a PM, darko?
Well, considering I said everyone..
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Post by: Scrazza
PM sent
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Post by: black templar
hows the events goin darkvoidof40k
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Post by: WARORK93
black templar wrote:hows the events goin darkvoidof40k
You don't need to ask him that every other week, the last event took a month or so to get completed so grab a seat and stick around, this might take a while
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
WARORK93 wrote:black templar wrote:hows the events goin darkvoidof40k
You don't need to ask him that every other week, the last event took a month or so to get completed so grab a seat and stick around, this might take a while
Well I think I only got everyone's PM yesterday.. will have to check if I have them all later. I'll probably write the first part either tomorrow or on Saturday.
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Post by: Space Marine
I would like to join if that is possible.
So, I better get reading the main thread. This might acquire some time.
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Post by: Scrazza
How's event writing going, Darko?
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Anyone seen the crazy-hypno-cat?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes. he is rampaging around in Inter-Astrum and Toyhammer.
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Post by: Toastedandy
This Rp still going? I just made a model of Marduk and his terminator cronies.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yeah. Darko?
(dont worry toastedandy,he took two months with his last event)
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Post by: Toastedandy
Jaysus, any clues on what the event would be? Like is it replacing all the stuff we were doing? Or continue it on?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I think it is continuing
DARKO! EVENT! NOW!
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:I think it is continuing DARKO! EVENT! NOW! The RP will continue when Darkvoid feels up to doing it, not before. He's said before that he's been ill and busy with real life things, so you Demanding he continue despite his troubles will just annoy him.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Fellow GM of successful roleplay speaks the truth.
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Post by: Wardragoon
Can't.....stop.....staring....at.....hypno......cat.
As a note I will probably be RPing less, new job and all
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Post by: ineptus astartes
you're sick? with what?
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Post by: Wardragoon
DISCO FEVER!!!!!
(as a rl GM I say give darkvoid room, it sucks being a GM and feeling forced to do something)
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes...I know too. (everyone here has GM'ed on the forum and I have GM';ed IRL)
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Poor Darko. Maybe this will make it better:
*Skips away lightly*
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Poor Darko. Maybe this will make it better:
*Skips away lightly*
Oh Faunty, you shouldn't have!
-gets high on catnip-
Not that I'm actually ill anymore, nor have I been for.. eh.. I forget.
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Never let it be said I am not a gracious and merciful lord. And with that, I shall now sit tight with my mouth shut in the corner for the next event.
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Post by: Scrazza
YAAY! A new event is on it's way. *Hops around the room like a hyper-active 5 year old on speed*
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
@ Darkvoid...
please... do stop despairing and WRITE!!!!
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Post by: Hezekial
well just as well I wasn't as active as before because I can't carry out a tyranid invasion when an event is one it's way  I shall wait in the Shadows of the Warp for the tide of current events to settle. Then causeing great upheaval I shall break the surface, Ripples of fear and madness shall spread. Those that are not driven insane by the Chaos of the Warp will be devoured by my Untold thousands. TYRANIDS ATTACK!!! (when the event is done ofcourse)
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Post by: ineptus astartes
...except that the only really useful units in the corridors are gaunts and 'stealers. the poor guard/orks will get the heiriophants, 'fexes, harridans, gargoyles, tervies, hiriodules...
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Post by: Space Marine
Finally finished reading the whole role play may of took almost an whole month but I had others things to do.
Can I join in now?
I'll sort out my character tomorrow.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Space Marine wrote:Finally finished reading the whole role play may of took almost an whole month but I had others things to do.
Can I join in now?
I'll sort out my character tomorrow.
Yep.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
now event!...we demand it.
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Post by: Hezekial
EVENT!! WOO!!! O.o hurry
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yeah! I cant wiat to watch the non-chaotic guard get mualed by heiriophants!
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:now event!...we demand it. I think this deserves a repost Lord Harrab wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:I think it is continuing DARKO! EVENT! NOW! The RP will continue when Darkvoid feels up to doing it, not before. He's said before that he's been ill and busy with real life things, so you Demanding he continue despite his troubles will just annoy him. EDIT: I'm ready to help with any events if you need me Darkvoid.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Hey Harrab. Your new avatar is interesting.
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Hey Harrab. Your new avatar is interesting.  it just draws the eye across doesn't it?
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Post by: Space Marine
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Space Marine wrote:Finally finished reading the whole role play may of took almost an whole month but I had others things to do.
Can I join in now?
I'll sort out my character tomorrow.
Yep. 
(Does happy dance)
Heres my character as promised.
Player:Space Marine
Character name:Lucien Varo
Homeworld: Typhon Primarus
Character age: 50
Character race: Space Marine
Character profession: Sergeant of the Blood Ravens
Character personality: He is a wise tactician and can get his squad trough most situations. He has an special hatred for Tyranids after they took off he left arm, he liked that arm.
Character appearance: Clad in Eagle variant Armour but with a Maximus helmet painted white to show his rank. He has a bionic left arm which he got after a Tyranid chopped it off.
Character height: 7'4"
Character equipment: He can be armed either with a power sword and bolt pistol, or a bolter depending on the situations these are otherwise strapped to his belt if not in use. His belt also includes several grenades of various sorts.
Character bio/background story: Troubled from flashbacks of the Aurelia wars he sometimes isn't all there this leads to some of his squad questioning his fitness and right to lead. However it has yet to reduce his combat efficiency. He is seeking something aboard this ship although he hasn't told his squad what it is yet partly because he doesn't know himself but he knows he must find it.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
nice character...facing a whole lotta enemies. if only he was a traitor...
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
why so he can get curb stomped like you?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I was never 'curb stomped' nor will I be.
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Post by: Space Marine
ineptus astartes wrote:I was never 'curb stomped' nor will I be.
Wait a minute.
Your taking the full brunt of two Ork waaaaghs! as well a Tyranid invasion. Theirs a raging Templar Marshall vying for your blood as well as the Eldar wanting their revenge and your titan is running from a insane one armed mega dread. If this isn't getting "curb stomped" you must all be part of your plan or else you better be planning a trip to the dentist.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
actually the only troops I lost in that battle were zombies, bloodletters, a few plague marines and lots of cultists. 'curb stomped' is not when you annihilate part of the enemies forces, and make a tactical withdrawal, curb stomped would be if I lost a lot more troops, and was pretty much doomed. no one is, so far. I am pretty impressed that I managed to make it out alive. and that WARORK or Gorskar didn't go utterly absurd to win. the end result of the battle was pretty much a stalemate.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
the Black Templars could be dealt with by only a 10th of my forces (Chaos marines are more powerful than regular marines) as long as Black Templar doesn't grossly overestimate his capabilities, I would at least send him back to his ship with a bloodied nose.
the eldar are utterly insignificant there are only TWO of them, but that does not mean I am getting complacent, no, they will be...dealt with...in time...
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Post by: Space Marine
Do I have to wait for Darko to finish the event before I can post my introduction or can I do it as soon as he has approved my character?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
you gotta wait for the event. we have been waiting a month.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
INSIGNIFICANT!!!!! Outrage, you shall feel the slash of my blade and be feld by my hands Daemon-kin.
P.S: there are four of us not just two. and judgeing by the fact that so far numbers have meant nothing us four Eldar must be god-modded beyond belief, in order to stand any hope of survival.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Sister of Krieg wrote:INSIGNIFICANT!!!!! Outrage, you shall feel the slash of my blade and be feld by my hands Daemon-kin.
P.S: there are four of us not just two. and judgeing by the fact that so far numbers have meant nothing us four Eldar must be god-modded beyond belief, in order to stand any hope of survival.
Actually, no. The better and more intelligent your posts and actions, the more likely it is you'll survive. Otherwise you might find yourselves tripping into a sacrificial pit or being crushed by a falling Carnifex.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
hmm I will have to make my attack much more subtle and sneaky, Infiltration activated ^.^
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Post by: ineptus astartes
*points at darko and whispers* yeah, I am gonna majorly turn off any godding urges, because i just a week ago realized the power he holds. that is not the only reason I strive for long posts, the other reason: it's damn fun. EDIT you do know that an eldar farseer agianst a termie lord one-on one is gonna have a very hard time of it...oops, musta hit caps lock there for a sec...fixed
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Sister of Krieg wrote:hmm I will have to make my attack much more subtle and sneaky, Infiltration activated ^.^
In other words, you're going to write in an Eldar style?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote: because i just a week ago realized the power he holds.
Well we all know I'm omnipotent anyway, but what are ya talking about?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I mean if you were to get...displeased, with anyone, they would find their power drastically reduced, right?
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:you do know that an eldar farseer agianst a termie lord one-on one is gonna have a very hard time of it.
Yes, we're totaly going to face you one on one in a fight that favors you./ sarcasm
More likely you'll just die, and we'll be far away at the other end of a chain of events that led to your demise, you'll probably never even see us.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
but...I already know you are here...(I was not really planning on attacking you as Demogorgon has no quarrel with the eldar) EDIT About that avatar...those HAVE to be implants.
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:but...I already know you are here...(I was not really planning on attacking you as Demogorgon has no quarrel with the eldar)
EDIT
About that avatar...those HAVE to be implants.
There's a difference bewteen knowing somethings there and actually seeing it.
And my avatar is awesome and all natural fan-art..
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Post by: ineptus astartes
of who? I must know! (looks like...Mara jade?!?!?) I mean really, that shirt looks like it is about to burst! back in space hulk... I guess...and there is that thing with the other eldar who I gave to Marduk...
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Post by: WARORK93
Space Marine wrote:You're taking the full brunt of two Ork waaaaghs! as well a Tyranid invasion. Theirs a raging Templar Marshall vying for your blood as well as the Eldar wanting their revenge and your titan is being ripped apart and then danced on by an insane one armed mega dread.
Fixed that for you...
Ineptus Astartes wrote:no one is, so far. I am pretty impressed that I managed to make it out alive. and that WARORK or Gorskar didn't go utterly absurd to win.
I actually considered just having Warklaw make a balls out charge, rip the titan in two and then continue on without stopping but then realized even if he was a mega dread that would be pretty hard to believe, so I had his arm blasted off and left the attack on a generalized "They've broken through the Chaos lines and are now moving into close combat range."
But yeah...I saw that Warhound and couldn't resist fulfilling the prophecy...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes. I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. the titan was a bit unexpected, but ow well, at least I salvaged what was left of the body. I just noticed something. this new avatar of mine is the utter opposite of darko's (I do like dogs a lot)
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I must say though. I am proud of my troops...the way they...ran like khorne was after them...and blowing up that section of the hulk WAS a bit stupid. Now I have given you a massive hole...wait...that didn't sound right. (Anyone else seen my RP that I have been working one and a half moths on?)
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:I must say though. I am proud of my troops...the way they...ran like khorne was after them...and blowing up that section of the hulk WAS a bit stupid. Now I have given you a massive hole...wait...that didn't sound right.
(Anyone else seen my RP that I have been working one and a half moths on?)
ONE AND A HALF MOTHS?! Dang, that's a helluva workforce ya got there Ineptus.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yeah...I always drive myself at something when I set my mind to it.
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Post by: Space Marine
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Yeah, everyone please PM me with the following (try to be as detailed as possible, a few well written paragraphs should suffice):
- Your remaining forces and their exact locations.
- Your casualties sustained in the battle.
- Your plans for the immediate future (ie, what you want your characters to do)
- How your characters view the others as well as the significant NPCs that they are respectively aware of.
This, in conjunction with the recent roleplaying, will be the material I use to plan and write out the event.
Just noticed this post does this apply to me also, or just the people who where playing before the event?
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Post by: Toastedandy
This websites being going for like 12 years, and your the first person to pick Space Marine as a name. Nice
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Post by: ineptus astartes
everyone else chooses silly ones
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:everyone else chooses awesome ones
Indeed we do.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I tried to find A pic of a dog shaking its head, but I could not, so I settled on this. (I notice you are correct about the animal avatars)
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Post by: thenoobbomb
Darkvoidof40k wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:everyone else chooses awesome ones
Indeed we do.
Im the living proof.
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Post by: Space Marine
ineptus astartes wrote:everyone else chooses awesome ones
Are you saying that my name isn't awesome ineptus ? I may have to put you at the top of my hit list for this.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
actually I said we have silly names. darko changed it to 'awsome'
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Space Marine wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:everyone else chooses awesome ones
Are you saying that my name isn't awesome ineptus ? I may have to put you at the top of my hit list for this.
Oh my, the havoc I can create with a simple edit.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
curseyouyouevilcat!
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:curseyouyouevilcat!
++/Dictionary Protocol: Begin/++
++/Search Function Activated/++
++/Search Input: curseyouyouevilcat/++
++/Searching Database/++
++/Search Output: [Negative Result]/++
++/Conclusion: Word Does Not Exist/++
++/Dictionary Protocol: Terminate/++
++//Praise To The Grammar Nazis, May Lord Darko Protect Us With His Literary Might//++
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Post by: ineptus astartes
bah humbug! sounds like that was imperial sanctioned.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:bah humbug! ++/Capital letter not detected/++ ++/Alert: Grammar Incorrect/++ ++/Conclusion: Silly Person/++ ++/Suggested Course Of Action: Pre-School Education Repeat/++
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Post by: ineptus astartes
*Fume* Well sorry!
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:*Fume* Well sorry!
This is just the beginning... Mwa-ha.. Mwa-haahahahahahaa!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
How so? *Gulps*
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Well, Gak just got real.
I'll be in the bunker.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I do not understand. could someone elaborate? *suddenly the event is scary*
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Post by: Space Marine
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
++//Praise to the Grammar Nazis, may Lord Darko Protect us with his Literary Might//++
Changed it for you. You don't use capital letters for coordinating conjunctions or prepositions.
The Grammar Nazi has just been grammatically corrected.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Space Marine wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:
++//Praise to the Grammar Nazis, may Lord Darko Protect us with his Literary Might//++
Changed it for you. You don't use capital letters for coordinating conjunctions or prepositions.
The Grammar Nazi has just been grammatically corrected.
You do, as that is the way the "computer" was programmed.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Either that is a big win on SM's part, or he will be given a hard time in Space Hulk ninja'd
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:Either that is a big win on SM's part, or he will be given a hard time in Space Hulk
ninja'd
I just realized, I've gone over 7k. I was planning on saving post #7000 for the event.
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Post by: Space Marine
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Space Marine wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:
++//Praise to the Grammar Nazis, may Lord Darko Protect us with his Literary Might//++
Changed it for you. You don't use capital letters for coordinating conjunctions or prepositions.
The Grammar Nazi has just been grammatically corrected.
You do, as that is the way the "computer" was programmed. 
Drat, is there any flaw in Darko's literary might?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Space Marine wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Space Marine wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:
++//Praise to the Grammar Nazis, may Lord Darko Protect us with his Literary Might//++
Changed it for you. You don't use capital letters for coordinating conjunctions or prepositions.
The Grammar Nazi has just been grammatically corrected.
You do, as that is the way the "computer" was programmed. 
Drat, is there any flaw in Darko's literary might?
There is not.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Heresy! You must grovel and cower in his mighty person, and throw a virgin into Mt Darko every year to stem his holy wrath.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:Heresy! You must grovel and cower in his mighty person, and throw a virgin into Mt Darko every year to stem his holy wrath.
Oh my.
Now, back on topic. If you all want to grovel in my immense immenseness, create a new thread.
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Post by: Space Marine
Darkvoidof40k wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:Either that is a big win on SM's part, or he will be given a hard time in Space Hulk
ninja'd
I just realized, I've gone over 7k. I was planning on saving post #7000 for the event. 
Wait, the event is near? All hail Lord Darko!
Wait a minute, why is that quote highlighted? I have a bad feeling about this.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
anyways. Where is each character? I forgot.
(I am actually tempted to do that Dako, if just to annoy Those-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named with another pointless thread)
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Post by: Kasrkai
Pffffft... Grammar.
And by Those-who-must-not-be-named, do you mean Frazzled?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Kasrkai wrote:Pffffft... Grammar. And by Those-who-must-not-be-named, do you mean Frazzled? Oh my Gawd a CAT IN A WIZARD COSTUME!? WHAT IS THIS?! I'll tell you what: Heresy. Also, he means a certain Mod. Frazzled is not a Mod anymore. Now back on topic please, we've done enough damage. Take it to PM. Now!
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Post by: Kasrkai
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Kasrkai wrote:Pffffft... Grammar.
And by Those-who-must-not-be-named, do you mean Frazzled?
Oh my Gawd a CAT IN A WIZARD COSTUME!? WHAT IS THIS?!
I'll tell you what: Heresy.
Also, he means a certain Mod. Frazzled is not a Mod anymore.
Now stay off-topic forever. Now!
Red-SAIGHT-n?
Wait... Frazzled was a mod?
Iz no heresy... IZ INQUISITOR CAT!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Oh my Gawd a CAT IN A WIZARD COSTUME!? WITH A MUSTACHE! WHAT IS THIS?!
NOW I WILL GET BACK ON TOPIC, SO WHERE ARE THE OTHER PCS? oops, caps lock. feth.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Now back on topic please, we've done enough damage.
I really do not want this thread locked by overzealous Moderators. Hurry up and discuss related things.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes so: WHERE ARE THE PCs?!?!?!?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:yes so: WHERE ARE THE PCs?!?!?!?
I do believe most of them are on the Space Hulk.
Honestly, I don't really know nor care. All I know is that I'm eating, it's really hot down here and Torchwood is about to come on. Read back.
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Post by: reds8n
Strike II :nono:
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Post by: WARORK93
I love how this RP has quickly become "Who can bring the most SPEHS MAHREEHNS?"
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Post by: Lord Harrab
I kinda hope the whole war thing gets toned down a bit, Its not that i hate them, they are actually pretty fun to read. it mainly due to the confusion and god-moding that seems to sprout up, but also seems to have little effect on those forces involved:
"Oh no. I've just lost two million guardsmen, so here come seven million more! and a titan. On a space hulk."
Now, i'm a fan of "Rule of Cool.", but sometimes this RP seems a bit of a mess, actual character interactions are few and far between, with player forces constantly trying to one up each other with crazy events.
I don't mean to step on anybody's toes, but after re-reading the thread, its what popped out at me.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
what? wait, oyu are right, but technically me and toasted are the only two chaos forces, the loyalists are: 2 BT, SM (not sure which chapter), GKs, legion of the damned, and more
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Post by: WARORK93
Lord Harrab wrote:I kinda hope the whole war thing gets toned down a bit, Its not that i hate them, they are actually pretty fun to read. it mainly due to the confusion and god-moding that seems to sprout up, but also seems to have little effect on those forces involved: "Oh no. I've just lost two million guardsmen, so here come seven million more! and a titan. On a space hulk." Now, i'm a fan of "Rule of Cool.", but sometimes this RP seems a bit of a mess, actual character interactions are few and far between, with player forces constantly trying to one up each other with crazy events. I don't mean to step on anybody's toes, but after re-reading the thread, its what popped out at me. I know, I know, I'm kicking myself for it too, but quite frankly, nobody wants to lose so basically what I've seen is escalation (this guy brings this, the other guy brings something bigger) in order to constantly find ways to one up each other... Of course there was a sort of pause for a few moments but then it picked back up...if you really want to blame someone for how Warklaw's been acting, blame Darko, he's the one that made him into a titan wrecking mini Gork
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Post by: ineptus astartes
ninja'd by harrab. I actually agree. the reason I brought in the warhound, and then just plain went nuts, was because I was trying to keep things in the sphere of 'Epic Battle' but (And I am not innocent in this) people just started to up their power, with their constant 'But that wasn't the real commando you killed!' stuff and more. I just got so irritated that I could not keep things in the realm of the reasonable that I fought fire with fire and godded all over the room) and yeah WARORK is right, everybody wants the win so they just keep upping their powers. I mean, who DOSN'T want to have a totally awsome celebration scene to RP?
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Post by: Hezekial
I'm not one uping people I'm just acting in normal fashion for the Forces of the Hive Mind.
Ever strong, ever multiplying, never yeilding, never forgiving. The Hive Mind sees all, knows all and hungers forever.
and i'm only on stage 1 of the invasion, when the event is posted stage two will commence.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
actually, I think you are the only one in that battle that has not been accused of godding...good job.
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Post by: Toastedandy
All I killed was a librarian, a few tanks and some gaunts. Lost 20 marines and a champion. If anything that's like the reverse of god modding.
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Post by: wizard12
Is the event coming in one big go or separate parts like the last one?
Just wondering...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
forgot you toasted, you were not godding either.
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Post by: black templar
Im rotting away. lack of events please save me.
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Post by: Sister of Krieg
Hi guys and girls.
Really sorry about this but in the absence of events which causes the lack of posting oppertunities i've joined other RPs to pass the time. Unfortunatly, I can't handle them all when time is scarse and need to stop a few of them. As this is the one that seems to be unavailable the most i've chosen to give it up, so this is my resignation post. If Lord Harrab wants to take controll of my three characters then go for it, if not then whoever wants to kil them off can do so. Hopefully they will give a good final battle.
Sorry and Goodbye to most of you.
SoK
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Post by: black templar
 bye SoK
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Post by: ineptus astartes
awww...
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Anyone up for fried Eldar?
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Post by: black templar
ME!!!!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
well...I have an uncooked one in the fridge.
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Post by: Space Marine
ineptus astartes wrote:well...I have an uncooked one in the fridge.
Why do I have a bad feeling that you would take them prisoner and torture them like the other one before selling them to the World Bearers, (two for a pound), then Templar would come and rescue them even though his chapter is against Xenos and witches.
On an another note, I want to kill them! It would make a good entrance.
Bye SoK.
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Post by: black templar
Space marine that part of me is dead now all xenos and witchs will be purged for the holy emperor and his great crusade. Did you say you want to kill me blood raven?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Well, I forget who SM's character is, but BT's are totally against Psykers so they'd probably attack the Ravens because they have so many Psykers.
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Post by: black templar
Oh how fun you best watch your back Space marine.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
actually she was given to the WORD bearers, and is about to be sacrificed.
maybe you will turn traitor! (it's something of a fad as far as I know)
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Post by: ineptus astartes
actually she was given to the WORD bearers, and is about to be sacrificed.
maybe you will turn traitor! (it's something of a fad as far as I know)
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Post by: Space Marine
black templar wrote:Oh how fun you best watch your back Space marine. 
You better watch yours templar. Your near the top of my hit list after you escaped through that portal while I was trying to burn you out, chaos scum.
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Post by: black templar
me turn traitor ineptus astartes???
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Post by: black templar
that was a different RPG space marine
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Post by: ineptus astartes
(people can hold inter-RP grudges)
and no I meant SM turn traitor...
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Post by: black templar
to be honist im tempted to be the first templar to turn chaos im in two minds? Its up to Darkvoidof40k.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
ooh...(I believe templars HAVE turned before, as the GKs are the only ones that have not)
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Post by: black templar
When have templars turned before they must be purge. What am i saying im thinkin of turning.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
wel it is implyinde tht every chapter has at least one traitor. (heck there is a BT traitor as my techmarine)
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
black templar wrote:To be honest I'm tempted to be the first Templar to turn Chaos, I'm in two minds? It's up to Darkvoidof40k.
Be careful what you wish for..
-evil cackle-
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Post by: ineptus astartes
the god of space hulk has spake! grovel!
how is the event coming o mighty one?
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Post by: black templar
heck ineptus astartes if i ever turn not saying i will you dont have to worry about me killing you.
-bows to the space hulk god-
"ALL HAIL DARKVOIDOF40K"
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Post by: Space Marine
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Kasrkai wrote:They eat cats in Nepal. Just sayin'. My imaginary aircraft is equipped with WMD's. Just sayin'. Edit: Oh yeah. Get back to being on-topic. Discuss Lasguns and stuff.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
@Kasrkai. They do not, dogs and cats are supposed to reincarnate into people their next life! ninja'd multilaser.
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Post by: Kasrkai
Lasguns are delicious.
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Post by: Kasrkai
ineptus astartes wrote:@Kasrkai. They do not, dogs and cats are supposed to reincarnate into people their next life!
That is silly. You are silly.
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Post by: WARORK93
Kasrkai wrote:They eat cats in Nepal. Just sayin'.
China too...hell they eat cats here, we just don't know about it unless you walk by the kitchen in the Chinese restaurant and hear the meowing right before the chop of the cleaver...
either way, I'm a dog person---
*gets exterminatusized*
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Kasrkai wrote:Lasguns are delicious.
-rams a Lascarbine down Kasrkai's throat-
"Delicious this!"
-click-
Also, I do believe in the absense of Scrazz, Kasrkai is the current NIkev.
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Kasrkai wrote:They eat cats in Nepal. Just sayin'.
I'm fairly certain Darkvoid can eat Nepal, or take a chunk out of it at least.
As for the RP, I'm still ready willing and able to assist with an event Darko.
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Post by: Kasrkai
Who is this Nikev? I swear to god if he's a necron...
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Lord Harrab wrote:Kasrkai wrote:They eat cats in Nepal. Just sayin'.
I'm fairly certain Darkvoid can eat Nepal, or take a chunk out of it at least. As for the RP, I'm still ready willing and able to assist with an event Darko. Well, if I'm not being distracted by off-topic in various off-topic threads every few seconds, I might consider doing some writing, as I planned to do several hours ago. Also, bamf. ----------- Kasrkai wrote:Who is this Nikev? I swear to god if he's a necron... Do your research and you might get a prize.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
(yeah well I am a dog person too, I like cats though, being in the same room with a dog in this country when you eat is gross to some people, cats are 'clean' and apparently the village saddu says my grandfather's cat is the incarnation of HIS grandfather. and it is not 'silly' kasrkai, it is culture  ) what is scazza doing? I forgot. oh yeah, tuning traitor.
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Post by: WARORK93
ineptus astartes wrote:what is scazza doing? I forgot.
According to your comic, he's getting shot in the head by Darko's spadegun bolter...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
he got what was coming to him 'in spades' as it were.
but who IS nikev? I though Scrazz was Charkos.
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Post by: WARORK93
ineptus astartes wrote:he got what was coming to him 'in spades' as it were.
but who IS nikev? I though Scrazz was Charkos.
Actually I think Nikev is a user name on Dakka, I swear I've seen it around here before...
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Post by: Space Marine
WARORK93 wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:he got what was coming to him 'in spades' as it were.
but who IS nikev? I though Scrazz was Charkos.
Actually I think Nikev is a user name on Dakka, I swear I've seen it around here before...
Yes, there's a Commissar NIkev.
Now, we better back on topic. Has anyone else noticed scrazz completely forgot about the Imperial Fists?
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Space Marine wrote:WARORK93 wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:he got what was coming to him 'in spades' as it were.
but who IS nikev? I though Scrazz was Charkos.
Actually I think Nikev is a user name on Dakka, I swear I've seen it around here before...
Yes, there's a Commissar NIkev.
Now, we better back on topic. Has anyone else noticed scrazz completely forgot about the Imperial Fists?
Yes, but they did not forget about him.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
uh oh...
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Post by: Space Marine
I think I have an idea of what Scrazz's event will be.
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Post by: wizard12
You mean my character might not ru... [cough] I mean, make a tactical withdrawal from the high command
The event keeps sounding more and more interesting
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Post by: ineptus astartes
And I may simply cower in fear (please?) on my ship. Or I could lose many of my newfound allies from the world eaters and death guard if I try to pull scrazza out of the mess. (oh gods no)
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Post by: black templar
All traitors will die and space marine i might not attack you since your in the imperium. I think we should rally all are allys togther do you agree.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
SM is a psyker. psykers are abominations according to the BTs (exerting the emperor) he is only one marine...you overestimate your chances. oh well. if my allies are killed...I will be down a bout 100 marines
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Post by: black templar
is he i didnt know oh well DIE WITCH!!!!
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Post by: Space Marine
black templar wrote:All traitors will die and space marine i might not attack you since your in the imperium. I think we should rally all are allys togther do you agree. 
Sounds like a plan.
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Post by: black templar
do you have pyskic powers if not its a deal.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
just checked it does not seem so.
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Post by: Space Marine
black templar wrote:do you have pyskic powers if not its a deal.
No he doesn't I'm a Sergeant not a Librarian. Besides physic powers are useless know thanks to the shadow of the warp.
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Post by: black templar
Woo Hoo a new ally even though i have a army with me. How many men do you have SM.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I have 500 (counting other traitor legions)
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Post by: black templar
and your titan.
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Post by: Space Marine
black templar wrote:Woo Hoo a new ally even though i have a army with me. How many men do you have SM.
Its a 10 man tactical squad.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
...I have a beat up titan you know...warranted, the plasma Blastgun and Megabolters may be the only salvageable bits...
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Post by: black templar
Space Marine wrote:black templar wrote:Woo Hoo a new ally even though i have a army with me. How many men do you have SM.
Its a 10 man tactical squad.
0_o
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Post by: Space Marine
ineptus astartes wrote:...I have a beat up titan you know...warranted, the plasma Blastgun and Megabolters may be the only salvageable bits...
And its in Ork lines so there will probably be nothing left when you get to the wreck.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
acully I dagged the titan into the sheilds
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Well Darko has gone and got himself banned, (for what I do not know) But we will just have to slog on without our glorious leader it seems "Viva la Space Hulk!" >> ---- << ----- That concludes todays report...now. Back on topic.
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Post by: wizard12
ineptus astartes wrote:Well Darko has gone and got himself banned, (for what I do not know)
WHAT?!?Say it ain't so... say it ain't so....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
it aint so now, that blatent lie aside, he is only banned for a few days.
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Post by: wizard12
In that case he has a chance to do some event writing.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yes...yes he does...
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Post by: black templar
thank god its not for good.
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Don't worry Templar, I think you'll have some additional allies soon enough  ...
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
Just saw this and read it. Very interesting.
I'll keep an eye on it.
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Post by: WARORK93
ineptus astartes wrote:acully I dagged the titan into the sheilds Gonna be hard to use if it has no cockpit... No seriously, if you read my post, Warklaw ripped the titan's head off after he knocked it over by headbutting it in between the legs...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yeha but when you have a bunch of tanks...or whatever, I just ripped the wepons off and stuff
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Post by: black templar
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Don't worry Templar, I think you'll have some additional allies soon enough  ...
What do ou mean?? Are you saying you want to join us.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
he is a necron you know...
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
ineptus astartes wrote:he is a necron you know...
I guess you missed it, he's a Space Shark.
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Post by: black templar
oh yes i forgot he hasnt posted in a while
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Post by: Toastedandy
Home Brew Nuke wrote: he's a Space Shark. 
WHAT!?! Awh we're screwed now.
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
Toastedandy wrote:Home Brew Nuke wrote: he's a Space Shark. 
WHAT!?! Awh we're screwed now.
Someone insert a proof reading joke including a new user displaying superior attention to detail than a whole bunch of veteran Dakkanauts.
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Toastedandy wrote:Home Brew Nuke wrote: he's a Space Shark. 
WHAT!?! Awh we're screwed now.
YEAH BOY!
Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
what is that?
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance. Shame the GM got banned though. This game could fall apart without him watching. ineptus astartes wrote:what is that? Carcharodon's are Space Sharks - they're a chapter of Space Marines.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
it has been on hold for about a month...you underestimate Darko's mighty plot armor.
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oh...crap in a HAT.
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
ineptus astartes wrote:it has been on hold for about a month...you underestimate Darko's mighty plot armor.
Dang, a month? If I was GM, I'd make sure all my events were done on the day, the same day. But unfortunately I'm not experienced enough.. looking at his list of created threads, he's GM'd a fair few.
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Post by: WARORK93
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:YEAH BOY!
Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance.
Saying the loyalists need help in this campaign is like saying the US Navy needs help blowing up a fishing boat...if anyone, the non imperials need help...
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Not my call. I get a Thunder hammer. I am content  .
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Post by: ineptus astartes
for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko... but yeah, the non loyalists are being monkyfethed
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
ineptus astartes wrote:for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko...
Forgive me for not understanding, I haven't been here very long, could you explain?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
something to do with a fellow daukkanaut's post...
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Post by: wizard12
ineptus astartes wrote:for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko...
but yeah, the non loyalists are being monkyfethed
Right... cus having a good portion of your forces turn traitor against you, face a large amount of the ork waagh, have tyranids popping out of every hole in the hulk and a large chaos army a few compartments away hell-bent on the imperials destruction is easy
Not to mention that devious inquisitor whose running about the place screwing things up for the imperials with his shoddy plans, terrible security forces and disrespect for authority. Hell, I'm surprised I haven't killed any loyalist yet
On an unrelated note I think I've just spent an hour watching various forms of nyan cat....
Yeah, even youtube died...
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Post by: Lord Harrab
Guys, i've recived a slap on the wrist for it myself and i have no desire to be the explaining to darko that we got his threads locked while he was gone, so I'm gonna have to use my authority as Deputy GM and ask that you cut out the off topic that plagues this thread. Lets dicuss what's happened so far and do a little "what if?" planning. For Example, with Sister of Kreig backing out, I'm going to have her character separate from Eluna so that she can be removed in a way that won't effect my character directly, once Dark Void has an event sorted of course. As for the constant cries of "MOAR EVENT" i understand that waiting a month for an RP is kinda silly, but you have to remember that these events are often huge undertakings where the GM has to keep track of every player, their position, and their forces, (which i hope will no longer be getting "one up" reinforcements.) those guilty know who you are, and where not helping Darko's case by suddenly springing more things for him to keep track of. TLDR: Cut out the off-topic, Discuss your character's future and plans
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Post by: black templar
Some of my future plans is to avenge SSsilverskullSS.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Great...
no movement on the thread for a month....
I go fishing for 2 days and all hell breaks lose!!!
ok...
@ Ineptus... true you are about to get monkeyfethed... and then curbstomped... again!
@ Wizard... I can't wait for my warpstorm on legs to meet you...
@ Lord Faunty... you are more than happy to meet up with my little happy band of murderers/revellers
@Lord Harrab... Strom Crow will happily ally with you to clear the rock of whatever takes your fancy... *cough*ineptus*cough*)...
...whatever happens I am just glad this thing is rolling again...
If any non Chaos/Tyranid forces (yes xenos are welcome) want to ally please go ahead and PM me...
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
...Aslo @ Darkvoid/Lord Harrab...
If you need some writing done... PM the details and I am more than willing to help...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
*sigh* you overestimate your chances. scrazza's entire regiment of guard are also traitors now.
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Post by: Space Marine
ineptus astartes wrote:*sigh* you overestimate your chances. scrazza's entire regiment of guard are also traitors now.
Attacking imperial high command where an Imperial Fist company is stationed.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
and possibly running like hell afterwards. I might just attack said high command to get him out of there.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
..Big talk...
Just remember... the bigger you talk the bigger the target you make out of yourself...
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Post by: ineptus astartes
you talk plenty yourself. and you don't quite have the proverbial forces muscle to back it up.
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Post by: WARORK93
Are two combined WAAAAGHs considered "proverbial forces muscle?"
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Post by: ineptus astartes
they are considered...proverbial bulldozer
but like all bulldozers, all you gotta do is pour sugar in the engine...
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Post by: wizard12
@Varl Sigmund - My characters managed to annoy your character enough to make enemies with him despite having not met yet? Great, that means my plans are going along swimmingly!
@Lord Harrab - Is your farseer character still game to meet up and discuss a possible alliance?
Edit: grammer
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
@Wizard12
My dear sir...
I am far from anoyed at you... in fact your eager attempts at suicide have quite amused me...
btw... how is the headache?
@ineptus...
my dear chap I do feel you suffer from delusions of adequacy...
as far as I recall... plot armour not god moding will win this battle...
but do not let my maunderings interupt your pretty plans...
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:they are considered...proverbial bulldozer
but like all bulldozers, all you gotta do is pour sugar in the engine...
Actual, pouring sugar in a gas tank has little effect on a vehicle's performance, i think i saw an episode of mythbusters that tried it once.
EDIT: BAD HARRAB
Wizard, once i know that you survive the next event, i can start making plans to join up, and possibly with the space wolf too, as for the event, Darko hasn't provided me with any details of what's coming, so i know just as much as you guys do.
EDIT 2: and as for anyone going on and on about how mighty their warhost is and how that makes them invincable, all its takes is one sentence from myself or Darko to take that away. Keep that in mind.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
(acually i KNOW some people who did this, with the sugar, the syrup screws up the engine, the mythbusters did not do it right, i have seen the effects of this, it is not a myth.)
I was not saying that my warhost was incinceble, just that it is a little silly to go on about defeating it when you have not even fought once yet.
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Post by: Lord Harrab
ineptus astartes wrote:(acually i KNOW some people who did this, with the sugar, the syrup screws up the engine, the mythbusters did not do it right, i have seen the effects of this, it is not a myth.) I was not saying that my warhost was incinceble, just that it is a little silly to go on about defeating it when you have not even fought once yet. Not really, as its not much different to what you've been doing, talking big for fun and fistycuffs, and there are many ways he can "defeat it" without fighting it head on, killing you for example, or causing your section of hulk to fragment or just manipulate the orks to keep rushing you. (and after Warork made your titian his new boot/'ead polish, the orks seem pretty enthusiastic about fighting chaos-boyz.) Heck, any other players might not have to do anything to anyone to defeat them. Remember that everyone's situations can change at Darko's whim. Even mine.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
yeah, yeah. *sulks*
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Tsk Tsk oh Inept one....
do not dispair...
tis but a game...
@Lord Harab... it could be intersting hooking up... we can't plan much till Hypno cat returns from exile... but if you have any ideas PM me?
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Post by: Toastedandy
Bah, you'll have to get through Marduk and an entire legion of various marines before you can even look at Ineptus.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Sounds like effort to me...
oh well 'spose I better jus' breach a cask or three, slaughter a grox an' 'ave me a feast then right?
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Post by: Toastedandy
Can I come too? I know I'm Word Bearer and all, but come one, I have a duck in my name. MAR DUCK
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
hmmmm...
well lets see...
err...
no...
nothing personal...
it is just with the warp storm brewing the chance of getting re supply is not looking good.... and have you got any idea what the amount of Uisge an' Grox 10 Wolf Guard can go through in a sitting???
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Post by: ineptus astartes
after they guzzle all of that down....I hope you won't be flooding the hulk in something yellow.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
The feline one is generating ideas. All be fearful.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Be very afraid...*cowers*
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Post by: wizard12
Yay, the cat is back from sitting on the proverbial mat (the mat being a temp ban that is...)
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Post by: Space Marine
wizard12 wrote:Yay, the cat is back from sitting on the proverbial mat (the mat being a temp ban that is...)
Then he goes back to the mat taking Ineptus and LCK with him.
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
Space Marine wrote:wizard12 wrote:Yay, the cat is back from sitting on the proverbial mat (the mat being a temp ban that is...)
Then he goes back to the mat taking Ineptus and LCK with him.
Seems a bit harsh labelling it like that. I heard from someone who actually saw what got them all banned what actually happened, and it seemed a bit unreasonable. Well, not in LCK's case, he was being completely out of order, insulting Reds8n. As for Darkvoid and ineptus, they didn't seem to do much wrong, even if what they said was off-topic.
Meh. Having said that, I'm staying out of it. Everyone who gets associated with Darkvoidof40k seems to have Reds8n come down on them hard. I've heard that off-topic follows that guy around like the plague, but is he really that bad?
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Post by: Space Marine
Home Brew Nuke wrote:Space Marine wrote:wizard12 wrote:Yay, the cat is back from sitting on the proverbial mat (the mat being a temp ban that is...)
Then he goes back to the mat taking Ineptus and LCK with him.
Seems a bit harsh labelling it like that. I heard from someone who actually saw what got them all banned what actually happened, and it seemed a bit unreasonable. Well, not in LCK's case, he was being completely out of order, insulting Reds8n. As for Darkvoid and ineptus, they didn't seem to do much wrong, even if what they said was off-topic.
Meh. Having said that, I'm staying out of it. Everyone who gets associated with Darkvoidof40k seems to have Reds8n come down on them hard. I've heard that off-topic follows that guy around like the plague, but is he really that bad?
Whoops! I didn't mean it like that I meant Ineptus and LCK had gotten themselves banned separately not that Darko made them get banned.
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
Ah, I get ya. It seemed a bit strange just to blame one guy for multiple suspensions.
But my questions do indeed still stand. Is Darkvoidof40k that bad? Does off-topic actually follow him like a plague?
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Post by: WARORK93
Home Brew Nuke wrote:Ah, I get ya. It seemed a bit strange just to blame one guy for multiple suspensions.
But my questions do indeed still stand. Is Darkvoidof40k that bad? Does off-topic actually follow him like a plague?
If you were to ask me, then yes, it would seem to follow him...but I'm not saying that's a bad thing, now, there's a line where I draw that the conversation's gotten majorly off topic, but the thing is, the mods judge that line differently than I do so go figure...
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
WARORK93 wrote:Home Brew Nuke wrote:Ah, I get ya. It seemed a bit strange just to blame one guy for multiple suspensions.
But my questions do indeed still stand. Is Darkvoidof40k that bad? Does off-topic actually follow him like a plague?
If you were to ask me, then yes, it would seem to follow him...but I'm not saying that's a bad thing, now, there's a line where I draw that the conversation's gotten majorly off topic, but the thing is, the mods judge that line differently than I do so go figure...
Some more harshly than others it would seem. It appears a lot more thread locking and post editing/deletion takes place down here from what I've observed in my long-time lurking and even as a member compared to most of the other boards. Could someone explain why that is? Seems strange that one board (except perhaps the off-topic board  ) should have excessively more spam, off-topic and rule breaking than any other.
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Post by: reds8n
If you have an issue with this then you need to take it up directly with the MOD team. Please do not derail this thread further in this direction.
Suffice to say that if people persist in ignoring requests, posting copyright breaching materials and generally failing to comply to follow the forum rules then actions will be taken.
This also includes, for example, having a second ( or third or etc etc ) "sock puppet" or alternative account which they use sometimes, which is something else we don't allow. Such users generally are given a warning, if it's an honest mistake for example, but otherwise all their accounts are permanently barred from the site.
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Post by: Home Brew Nuke
reds8n wrote:If you have an issue with this then you need to take it up directly with the MOD team. Please do not derail this thread further in this direction.
Suffice to say that if people persist in ignoring requests, posting copyright breaching materials and generally failing to comply to follow the forum rules then actions will be taken.
This also includes, for example, having a second ( or third or etc etc ) "sock puppet" or alternative account which they use sometimes, which is something else we don't allow. Such users generally are given a warning, if it's an honest mistake for example, but otherwise all their accounts are permanently barred from the site.
Apologies, I didn't mean to derail the thread. I was just curious.
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Post by: Manchu
As an addendum to what reds8n already posted: I've noticed in the past that RPers here on Dakka are sometimes unclear about the rules concerning sockpuppets. You are not allowed to register and use a sock puppet account for roleplaying purposes. If you have done so but did not formerly know about this rule please write a PM to a moderator ASAP giving all of your usernames. Please include which account you would like to remain open as you are only allowed to have one. Turning yourself in is the best evidence that having multiple accounts was just an honest mistake. Waiting to be caught by moderators tends to show that you were trying to break the site's rules and we will be more likely to suspend your account. And, as always, don't be afraid to PM any moderator about your questions regarding the site's rules. It's always better to ask first than to go ahead and mistakenly break a rule. Thanks guys and keep up the fine RP!
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Post by: Kasrkai
Now then, how goes the status of this little game. Is it still escalating, or is it nearing an end game?
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Post by: WARORK93
Kasrkai wrote:Now then, how goes the status of this little game. Is it still escalating, or is it nearing an end game?
At this point, if you want me to be honest, I don't think we'll see an end to this particular RP...
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Post by: Kasrkai
Manchu wrote:As an addendum to what reds8n already posted: I've noticed in the past that RPers here on Dakka are sometimes unclear about the rules concerning sockpuppets. You are not allowed to register and use a sock puppet account for roleplaying purposes. If you have done so but did not formerly know about this rule please write a PM to a moderator ASAP giving all of your usernames. Please include which account you would like to remain open as you are only allowed to have one. Turning yourself in is the best evidence that having multiple accounts was just an honest mistake. Waiting to be caught by moderators tends to show that you were trying to break the site's rules and we will be more likely to suspend your account.
And, as always, don't be afraid to PM any moderator about your question regarding the site's rules. It's always better to ask first than to go ahead and mistakenly break a rule.
Thanks guys and keep up the fine RP!
I am guilty of this. I had hoped my step brother would have taken the account, as it WAS his, but he did not.
I personally am afraid of Moderators, and always will be. Ironic considering my status as one...
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Post by: Kasrkai
Manchu wrote:Then by all means send me a PM detailing the various accounts you have so that we can get it straightened out. No reason to fear the mods -- we're on your side, citizen!
Most of you are. Anyway, Reds8n has already "straightened" it out, and I narrowly dodged the ban
I will ALWAYS be afraid of the Mods, it cannot be helped.
And with that, I end the off-topic, so as to continue the most necrotic thread of all time.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Buggrit!
why I always miss all the fun...
any whooo... Glad to have you back crazy cat!!
I kinnae wait fer yer literary disposition!!!
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Post by: WARORK93
Varl Sigmund wrote:Buggrit!
why I always miss all the fun...
any whooo... Glad to have you back crazy cat!!
I kinnae wait fer yer literary disposition!!!
Ya missed him, he's come and went...
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Kasrkai wrote:I will ALWAYS be afraid of the Mods, it cannot be helped.
Don't worry. I fear them too.
Getting back on topic, are there any groups of Loyalists that fancy allying with the Carcharodons? I can bring a company in to help, but that's about it.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
WARORK93 wrote:
Ya missed him, he's come and went...
He Banned ADAIN???
@Lord Faunty...
I suppose I can...
I prefer not to go with the "epic battle theme" but definatly will be up to hooking up for a bit of character interaction and see where it goes?
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
Great, Space Wolves and Space Sharks teaming up to kick arse and take names for the Emperor! I'm not a fan of epic battles either if I'm frank, and with only a company (hah, 'only' a company) I will have to be careful. But, together we will...do...some...stuff.
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Post by: black templar
Hey your a flayed one you can hide till all the battles are done and then finish the last remaining enemys. Hows the events darkvoid.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Great, Space Wolves and Space Sharks teaming up to kick arse and take names for the Emperor! I'm not a fan of epic battles either if I'm frank, and with only a company (hah, 'only' a company) I will have to be careful. But, together we will...do...some...stuff.
agreed...
My forces at pressent ON the rock are limited ( a Ven dread, 2 x 5 TDA Wolf guard, a Pack of Wolf Scouts with some supporting armour and air support (3 x LR, 3 x Thunderhawks, 2 Vandetta's with ST's)
so my focus would be more on leaving the masses to pound themselves to pieces and focus on surgical strikes... sound good to you?
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Post by: Little lord Fauntleroy
That sounds good. I regret I can't marshal much air power so resupplying may be an issue, but if we're being conservative in our attacks then it might not even constitute a problem.
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Post by: wizard12
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:That sounds good. I regret I can't marshal much air power so resupplying may be an issue, but if we're being conservative in our attacks then it might not even constitute a problem.
The imperial Navy I'm sure can lend you support, even if they're a bit streched
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Post by: ineptus astartes
me and toasted are a long ways away. a LONG ways away.
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Post by: Hezekial
AHHHHHHHHHHH so much postage that i've missed yet the actual RP hasn't gained anything :S or are we waiting for the event still?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
I dunno, Darko is still banned.
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Post by: WARORK93
ineptus astartes wrote:I dunno, Darko is still banned.
Actually, he is on vacation, not banned as a matter of fact.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
oh.
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Post by: Lord Harrab
WARORK93 wrote:ineptus astartes wrote:I dunno, Darko is still banned.
Actually, he is on vacation, not banned as a matter of fact.
Hopefuly he is developing a few new plot ideas while he's at it.
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Post by: Varl Sigmund
any idea when Darkvoid is back?
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Post by: ineptus astartes
24th
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Post by: black templar
He's been banned again
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Post by: Toastedandy
God damn it.
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Post by: Scrazza
He's banned, and with him, the space hulk RP. I don't think anything will happen in it.
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Post by: Toastedandy
I didn't think anything was going to happen with it anyway
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Post by: Scrazza
Good, that gives you more time to write something up for the Inquisition RP.
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Post by: Toastedandy
Zing!
I'm going to wait until the squeal starts up, I haven't posted anything in god knows who long.
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Post by: Justicar Cliesthenes
Hey guys, I'd like to get in on this if I could
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Finally returned.
Someone doesn't like having me around.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Darko! You have returned!
hope you were working on the event (I got banned again too, I got my account back yesterday
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:Darko! You have returned!
hope you were working on the event (I got banned again too, I got my account back yesterday
Yes.. I have returned.. now serving the Ruinous Powers.
Imperials beware!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
ALL HAIL THE DARK GOD OF GRAMMAR!
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Post by: black templar
*BOWS DOWN TO THE CAT GOD*
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Post by: ineptus astartes
the inquisistion has destroyed the cult, but still...it remains dormant on the KWLORAGB forum.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:the inquisistion has destroyed the cult, but still...it remains dormant on the KWLORAGB forum.
I posted a message there on one of your threads, Ineptus. I highly suggest you and everyone else reads it.
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Post by: ineptus astartes
You seem to have a point. (PMs! before you get your own thread locked! Like I did talking about what orks wear under their loincloths!) Hey, woah, the flag in my 'flsgbox' says the US of A. I am from said US of A, but I live in nepal.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:You seem to have a point.
(PMs! before you get your own thread locked! Like I did talking about what orks wear under their loincloths!)
Hey, woah, the flag in my 'flsgbox' says the US of A. I am from said US of A, but I live in nepal.
Those flags mess up a lot. There's a simple fix involving logging back in or something. Check nuts and bolts.
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Post by: Scrazza
Darko. You're back. *runs off to find a corner to hide in*
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
Scrazza wrote:Darko. Your back.
*runs off to find a corner to hide in*
-looks at post-
Lowly servant, you are unfit to be in my cyber presence with your unruly grammar incorrectness. Amend this blasphemy lest you risk my wrath.
Oh, you don't mean.. the corner?  (just needed to use the damn thing)
Anyway, haven't spoken to you in awhile Scrazz. You nearly got replaced by ineptus as my NIkev!
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Post by: ineptus astartes
Ah, i thought it was that a mod had moved it since a lot of my past experiences I shared on the OT forum happened in America.
(I am a bit shaken though, I just found out that my great great grandmother on the polish side was an Axe-Murderer, my Great uncle on said side was the 'Ohio Bandit' and a whole lot of other family things)
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Post by: Scrazza
Scrazza wrote:Darko. You're back.
*runs off to find a corner to hide in*
It is corrected. My band of horror will play a merry tune in honor of your return.
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Post by: Darkvoidof40k
ineptus astartes wrote:Ah, i thought it was that a mod had moved it since a lot of my past experiences I shared on the OT forum happened in America. (I am a bit shaken though, I just found out that my great great grandmother on the polish side was an Axe-Murderer, my Great uncle on said side was the 'Ohio Bandit' and a whole lot of other family things) Hey guys, just wait til he finds out I'm his father.. can you imagine his face? It'd be priceless! Oh. Hey Ineptus. Scrazza wrote:Scrazza wrote:Darko. You're back. *runs off to find a corner to hide in* It is corrected. My band of horror will play a merry tune in honor of your return. Good man. [deleted]
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Post by: Scrazza
I have lost interest as well. We should end it like Space Pirates at that time. KABOOM.
Now, on to Strike team Fury, the inquisition RP, I wish EF would do something.
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