I got rhymes I love to bust looking for a club to rush
It’s like thugs will rush the illustrious
We all love to touch the voluptuous
It’s a must that we lust, plus we love to crush
Women pose, from timberland’s to feminine clothes
Check there portfolios and put’em in centerfolds
Pen explode, draw crowds respond re-el I stay calm as hell surrounded by bombshells
Careful as I get near’em, stand near and compare’em
Or all girl heirem, I’m the man with the serum
Assets, probably dressed but still bear’em
It seem like they wear’em, just for me to tear’em
In quakes I see more things shake then spring break
It’s like a dream state, perfect shape same date
You got a lot to give and look how hot it is, you so provocative
And it’s your prerogative. baby bounce.
Bon jour, baby here go my brochure
Give me a phone call, I’ll show you the whole store
It’s so raw, I’ll have your world in all
You wanna know how much the whole package go for?
My spectactale, like a festival, it’s majestical, special guest for you
Ready to party hard the party’s in yards to the mardygraud
Rap say on’s, please give you a body massage
Rock jams, have you hot in your pants and nasty
Forbidden dance with me? or tickle your there see
Let ra take you on a ron day vue
Couple of days will do if it’s o.k. with you
Deserted isle style middle of winter with no bed
I’ll comfort you like you were jennifer lopez
You get what you deserve if I said we swerve
I’ll hit more than nerve and that’s my every word. baby bounce.
Baby you wake up the next day laungary negligee
Give you a sex ex-ray before we catch the rays
Let’s blaze a lot more games left to play
While you still amazed from yesterday’s escapades
Steadily show my pedigree so thoroughly to the b-o-n-e like chemotherapy
Sex and triple x you ready to wed next, relax baby you need plenty of bed rest
You’ve been a passenger of a high speed crash with a wild style fashioner
Dark skinned ambassador, chiropractor with a passion
For smashin’ your ass like a cardiovascular massacre.
You’ve be through shock heading at your cu-wop
Body’so hot, you need a shot from your new doc.
With better cures where’s it sore I’ll wetter more.
And let it pour from her to head to her peticular’s, baby bounce.
Do you do anything other than post random rap videos?
mattyrm wrote: I agree with Alb, fetishes are just for wierdo's.
I like nice normal, run of the mill sexual encounters, such as placing a coarse burlap sack over my head and jamming my testicles into a vice, while an obese woman wearing a gas mask and a pair of oven gloves slaps my arse cheeks with a flip flop.
I got rhymes I love to bust looking for a club to rush
It’s like thugs will rush the illustrious
We all love to touch the voluptuous
It’s a must that we lust, plus we love to crush
Women pose, from timberland’s to feminine clothes
Check there portfolios and put’em in centerfolds
Pen explode, draw crowds respond re-el I stay calm as hell surrounded by bombshells
Careful as I get near’em, stand near and compare’em
Or all girl heirem, I’m the man with the serum
Assets, probably dressed but still bear’em
It seem like they wear’em, just for me to tear’em
In quakes I see more things shake then spring break
It’s like a dream state, perfect shape same date
You got a lot to give and look how hot it is, you so provocative
And it’s your prerogative. baby bounce.
Bon jour, baby here go my brochure
Give me a phone call, I’ll show you the whole store
It’s so raw, I’ll have your world in all
You wanna know how much the whole package go for?
My spectactale, like a festival, it’s majestical, special guest for you
Ready to party hard the party’s in yards to the mardygraud
Rap say on’s, please give you a body massage
Rock jams, have you hot in your pants and nasty
Forbidden dance with me? or tickle your there see
Let ra take you on a ron day vue
Couple of days will do if it’s o.k. with you
Deserted isle style middle of winter with no bed
I’ll comfort you like you were jennifer lopez
You get what you deserve if I said we swerve
I’ll hit more than nerve and that’s my every word. baby bounce.
Baby you wake up the next day laungary negligee
Give you a sex ex-ray before we catch the rays
Let’s blaze a lot more games left to play
While you still amazed from yesterday’s escapades
Steadily show my pedigree so thoroughly to the b-o-n-e like chemotherapy
Sex and triple x you ready to wed next, relax baby you need plenty of bed rest
You’ve been a passenger of a high speed crash with a wild style fashioner
Dark skinned ambassador, chiropractor with a passion
For smashin’ your ass like a cardiovascular massacre.
You’ve be through shock heading at your cu-wop
Body’so hot, you need a shot from your new doc.
With better cures where’s it sore I’ll wetter more.
And let it pour from her to head to her peticular’s, baby bounce.
Do you do anything other than post random rap videos?
It was a rap song that was related to the topic, so it wasn't random, no.
The Oatmeal wrote:If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
A good amount of modern day people gain more sexual satisfaction from battery-operated toys and the likes than actual fornication, simply because they drastically outperform human biology due to being sustainable for excessive periods of time and being able to grant variable amounts of stimulation (often far greater than a human can provide alone) for consistent periods of time.
Avatar 720 wrote:A good amount of modern day people gain more sexual satisfaction from battery-operated toys and the likes than actual fornication, simply because they drastically outperform human biology due to being sustainable for excessive periods of time and being able to grant variable amounts of stimulation (often far greater than a human can provide alone) for consistent periods of time.
Would you like a tongue saw for DakkaDakka's Christmas.
Cheesecat wrote:Wait how would you know if females have better orgasms?
Scientists hooked up wires to a person's head and detected brain activity and etc while they were orgasming to determine strength of orgasm and the possibility of multiple orgasms (rare-- though not impossible-- in men, common in women).
corpsesarefun wrote:Was that you finally coming out mel?
Women have much more enjoyable orgasms than men in general and women know what women like so it makes perfect sense that lesbians have the best sex.
Wait how would you know if females have better orgasms?
Have you ever tried to fake your own orgasm well enough that it actually makes your partner feel as if they'd been terrific in the sack? If men can be fooled by faked orgasms, then what do you think the real thing would be like?
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
Which is fair enough if you think about it.
Mel is already worshipped by so many neckbeards just because of gender, if I was in the same situation, i'd be terrified of revealing anything about my sex life (or lack thereof).
EDIT: For clarity, i'm not implying mel is terrified. EDIT 2: Needed to get the above edit out there ASAP, so further clarification: If I were in her shoes, I would be terrified, although i've no doubt she has her own reasons for not wanting to divulge such information.
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
Which is fair enough if you think about it.
Mel is already worshipped by so many neckbeards just because of gender, if I was in the same situation, i'd be terrified of revealing anything about my sex life (or lack thereof).
EDIT: For clarity, i'm not implying mel is terrified.
Mel has no fear, otherwise I agree with this statement.
Hell most people I know wouldn't be comfortable with talking about their sexuality here, I'm just open about it with everyone.
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
So, basically everything a Game Geek wants to know! C'mon Melissia, you know how it is when gamers find out you're a girl!
finding out that said girl could be a Lesbian, or at least bi, magnifies it by 1000!
but you're correct. it's your business, not something you need to tell the world. well, unless you were.....
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
Which is fair enough if you think about it.
Mel is already worshipped by so many neckbeards just because of gender, if I was in the same situation, i'd be terrified of revealing anything about my sex life (or lack thereof).
EDIT: For clarity, i'm not implying mel is terrified.
Mel has no fear, otherwise I agree with this statement.
Hell most people I know wouldn't be comfortable with talking about their sexuality here, I'm just open about it with everyone.
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
Which is fair enough if you think about it.
Mel is already worshipped by so many neckbeards just because of gender, if I was in the same situation, i'd be terrified of revealing anything about my sex life (or lack thereof).
EDIT: For clarity, i'm not implying mel is terrified.
Mel has no fear, otherwise I agree with this statement.
Hell most people I know wouldn't be comfortable with talking about their sexuality here, I'm just open about it with everyone.
I don't know anyone who isn't comfortable with their sexuality irl, whch is odd but there you go, first time i met my current group of friends the girls openly bragged about swinging both ways. XD
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
So, basically everything a Game Geek wants to know! C'mon Melissia, you know how it is when gamers find out you're a girl!
finding out that said girl could be a Lesbian, or at least bi, magnifies it by 1000!
but you're correct. it's your business, not something you need to tell the world. well, unless you were.....
Guys just so you know I'm joking I don't really care about mel's sexuality I'm just teasing her.
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
So, basically everything a Game Geek wants to know! C'mon Melissia, you know how it is when gamers find out you're a girl!
finding out that said girl could be a Lesbian, or at least bi, magnifies it by 1000!
but you're correct. it's your business, not something you need to tell the world. well, unless you were.....
How would you feel if you were up to your eyeballs in unwashed neckbeard?
Cheesecat wrote:Wow you must been into some real kinky stuff to not have to spill the beans
This does not logically connect.
I merely don't consider it something you need to know on a forum for talking plastic soldiers and dice rolling.
So, basically everything a Game Geek wants to know! C'mon Melissia, you know how it is when gamers find out you're a girl!
finding out that said girl could be a Lesbian, or at least bi, magnifies it by 1000!
but you're correct. it's your business, not something you need to tell the world. well, unless you were.....
How would you feel if you were up to your eyeballs in unwashed neckbeard?
so, how would i feel about every other LGS on the planet?!
alarmingrick wrote:So, basically everything a Game Geek wants to know! C'mon Melissia, you know how it is when gamers find out you're a girl!
finding out that said girl could be a Lesbian, or at least bi, magnifies it by 1000!
but you're correct. it's your business, not something you need to tell the world. well, unless you were.....
How would you feel if you were up to your eyeballs in unwashed neckbeard?
so, how would i feel about every other LGS on the planet?!
That's only up to your navel in unwashed neckbeard. And at least it's familiar neckbeard and not whomever is strutting by at the time.
None of you have realised the true problem here. This is the internet and da roolz are:
Just because someone has a femlae name does not make them female,
Just because someone has a femal avatar does not make them female,
Just because someone has a female profile does make them female,
Just because someone says they are famel does not make them female.
Man seeks man: Our eyes met through your bedroom window. I was the crouched shadow hidden in the bushes in your garden, you were the innocent Deldar player. Call me.
EDIT: Actually, call me later, i'm going to hibernate now until Skyrim arrives.
Avatar 720 wrote:I know, I can tell from the way you're sitting.
Don't look out of your window btw.
Awwww, why not, i was enjoying watching you watching me. :/
Nom
just hurry up and go to sleep so i can kill you. you closet has horrible connection.
Good job i don't sleep or have a closet then. XD
Avatar 720 wrote:Man seeks man: Our eyes met through your bedroom window. I was the crouched shadow hidden in the bushes in your garden, you were the innocent Deldar player. Call me.
nomsheep wrote:None of you have realised the true problem here. This is the internet and da roolz are:
Just because someone has a femlae name does not make them female,
Just because someone has a femal avatar does not make them female,
Just because someone has a female profile does make them female,
Just because someone says they are famel does not make them female.
Spoiler:
I kid, I kid. XD
Nom
The rule goes that if they say they're female and on the internet they are a man. If they say that they're a 13 year old girl on the internet then it means that they're Chris Hansen.
Now another study from Turkey shows that overweight men tend to last six minutes more than men who are physically fit. The reason being that overweight men produce more female hormones than physically fit men. The hormone oestradiol/estradiol is also responsible for preventing apoptosis of male gametes. Estrogen inhibits the effects of estradiol so when a male has higher levels of estrogen they become increasingly infertile. So if you want to repopulate for a longer time than usual you need to go down to your local McDonald's or some all-you-can-eat buffets.
corpsesarefun wrote:Meh, at least a phallus is an interesting shape rather than something at looks somewhat like a dodgy kebab.
You know some rather strange women, my friend.
On-topic for once. XD
I'm straight and have no problem with anyone else sexuality unless they have a difficulity keeping their hands to themselves :/
I find that when homosexual men hit on me it increases my self esteem, I think I said that before, but seriously it does. Sure I would never go along with anything like that but like the great Gabriel Iglesias says "I have options.".
corpsesarefun wrote:Meh, at least a phallus is an interesting shape rather than something at looks somewhat like a dodgy kebab.
You know some rather strange women, my friend.
On-topic for once. XD
I'm straight and have no problem with anyone else sexuality unless they have a difficulity keeping their hands to themselves :/
I find that when homosexual men hit on me it increases my self esteem, I think I said that before, but seriously it does. Sure I would never go along with anything like that but like the great Gabriel Iglesias says "I have options.".
I'm flattered and feel better about myself when a gay guy hits on me, just as when a women does. It's just when they don't take the hint that i'm not gay that it becomes a problem, and my town is full of peopl ewho can't take a hint. :/
I can still post facts and arguments in this topic
So you find arguments and facts sexy?
That would put a new image on my constant need to argue.
nomsheep wrote:Just because someone says they are famel does not make them female.
It also means that just cause someone says they're male doesn't mean they are. I've hidden under male aliases more than once myself in MMOs (I usually don't, but if I feel like I just want to be left alone, I will), and for that matter other women do it far more than I (including on forums and such) to avoid the attention that females often get from the unwashed virgin nerd category.
Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
nomsheep wrote:Just because someone says they are female does not make them female.
It also means that just cause someone says they're male doesn't mean they are. I've hidden under male aliases more than once myself in MMOs (I usually don't, but if I feel like I just want to be left alone, I will), and for that matter other women do it far more than I (including on forums and such) to avoid the attention that females often get from the unwashed virgin nerd category.
Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
Touche, I never actually considered that, due to the fact this is the internet and I don't care if you're male, female or raptor.
nomsheep wrote:Just because someone says they are female does not make them female.
It also means that just cause someone says they're male doesn't mean they are. I've hidden under male aliases more than once myself in MMOs (I usually don't, but if I feel like I just want to be left alone, I will), and for that matter other women do it far more than I (including on forums and such) to avoid the attention that females often get from the unwashed virgin nerd category.
Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
Touche, I never actually considered that, due to the fact this is the internet and I don't care if you're male, female or raptor.
Nom
For me, it depends on the locale. Like in City of Heroes/Villains, the people there are really nice, hell, many of them are roleplayers whom are even nicer on average than gamers.
But in a place like... say... CrimeCraft... yeesh. They practically assume that female avatars must be prostitutes... game design encourages this even, in many ways.
Melissia wrote:For me, it depends on the locale. Like in City of Heroes/Villains, the people there are really nice, hell, many of them are roleplayers whom are even nicer on average than gamers.
But in a place like... say... CrimeCraft... yeesh. They practically assume that female avatars must be prostitutes... game design encourages this even, in many ways.
I have never played the above games. They any good?
I have noticed that though. On a few forums it's moderated enough for your to be able to get away with it without to much unwanted nerd attention. But when I used to played runescape a female avy would be followed by a chain of about five male avy's offering money for 'pics' or asking to be their gf.
The biggest problem is most of these people wouldn't know what to do with a woman if they had one in front of them completlely naked holding up a diagram and a giant directional arrow. So they 'talk' to them in the only way they know how. The internet.
Melissia wrote: Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
Oh yes, Mila Kunis just won't stop bugging me to be her boobie double. i just refuse to shave....
I know that I should have expected this from a thread started by Cannerus, but its starting to get a tad bit confusing. Are you just a hairy woman or a man with large manboobs that look like Mila Kunis's? Its all so very confusing.
Melissia wrote: Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
Oh yes, Mila Kunis just won't stop bugging me to be her boobie double. i just refuse to shave....
I know that I should have expected this from a thread started by Cannerus, but its starting to get a tad bit confusing. Are you just a hairy woman or a man with large manboobs that look like Mila Kunis's? Its all so very confusing.
Melissia wrote: Some of the "dudes" on this forum could actually have boobs of the female variety rather than manboobs.
Oh yes, Mila Kunis just won't stop bugging me to be her boobie double. i just refuse to shave....
I know that I should have expected this from a thread started by Cannerus, but its starting to get a tad bit confusing. Are you just a hairy woman or a man with large manboobs that look like Mila Kunis's? Its all so very confusing.
Yes.
It wasn't a yes or no... I mean there were two options you can't just say yes... oh man, my nose is bleeding. I think my prefrontal cortex is atrophying, can't fathom... Very hairy man with woman boobs... Mila Kunis has hairy manboobs. So many possibilities.
