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UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 14:37:32


Post by: master of ordinance


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

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A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn

Regulations branded 'simply a set of moral judgements'
CHRISTOPHER HOOTON Author Biography Tuesday 02 December 2014






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Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.

The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board's ruling on 'content that is not acceptable' (p.23) effectively bans the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports"

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".
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While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults.

Femdom porn will be hit particularly hard by the regulations
"There appear to be no rational explanations for most of the R18 rules," Jerry Barnett of the anti-censorship group Sex and Censorship told Vice UK. "They're simply a set of moral judgements designed by people who have struggled endlessly to stop the British people from watching pornography."

More worryingly, the amendment seems to take issue with acts from which women more traditionally derive pleasure than men.

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"The new legislation is absurd and surreal," Itziar Bilbao Urrutia, a dominatrix who produces porn with a feminist theme added to Vice UK. "I mean, why ban facesitting? What's so dangerous about it? It's a harmless activity that most femdom performers, myself included, do fully dressed anyway. Its power is symbolic: woman on top, unattainable."


In a piece for The Independent, award-winning erotic film director Erika Lust said that she believes "we need to rethink what is offensive or dangerous and what is, in fact, normal human nature, and remember that it’s more important to educate than regulate."

The Department for Culture, Media & Sport insists the BBFC's R18 certificate is a "tried and tested" method for protecting children.

"The legislation provides the same level of protection to the online world that exists on the high street in relation to the sale of physical DVDs," a spokesperson told us.

"In a converging media world these provisions must be coherent, and the BBFC classification regime is a tried and tested system of what content is regarded as harmful for minors."


So Dakka, our lovely British government is once more attempting to censor pornography, despite having failed last year.

Better get stockpiling my fellow Brits, soon the time of the prudish shall be upon us....


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 15:11:43


Post by: Medium of Death


Not the facesitting!

I think it's related to the actual making of pornographic material. Apparently those acts are dangerous...

You can still view it.

Bit of a bizarre thing for the Government to be pushing through to be honest.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 15:14:28


Post by: AlmightyWalrus





Just thought that felt relevant to the discussion at hand.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 15:42:00


Post by: Ensis Ferrae


So... apparently, the women who make British porn can no longer enjoy their work? One of the things banned is female ejactulation... so I guess the women can never achieve climax in the workplace




Sharia Law here you come!!!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 15:52:06


Post by: KingCracker


 Medium of Death wrote:
Not the facesitting!

I think it's related to the actual making of pornographic material. Apparently those acts are dangerous...

You can still view it.

Bit of a bizarre thing for the Government to be pushing through to be honest.




It's almost like our countries have flipped rolls. We left because the Brits were to scandalous and sexual! Now we are basically Rome incarnate as far as sex and depravity goes, and you lot are becoming the prudes!


Strange times these are.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:10:28


Post by: Asherian Command


Well then. There goes all the lesbian pornos.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:15:26


Post by: LuciusAR


So it's banning pron produced in the UK from featuring these things? It's not actually made posessing pron featuring these things a crime?

So if companies selling this stuff simply register their companies offshore and host their websites overseas won't this just become unenforcable?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:27:43


Post by: hotsauceman1


Ahh, britain, the country that likes to think it is progressive and flaunts it, but really just be sure everything.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:37:32


Post by: Sigvatr


Censoring female ejaculation

...what?

I mean; I can...maybe...get behind banning hardcore BDSM / revenge porn / rape play etc. But...female ejaculation seems odd.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:38:00


Post by: AlmightyWalrus


 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Sharia Law here you come!!!


Didn't you read the article? No one's coming anywhere!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 16:47:39


Post by: Goremaul


 AlmightyWalrus wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Sharia Law here you come!!!


Didn't you read the article? No one's coming anywhere!


Exactly what I was thinking.


I wouldn't doubt that the "No female ejaculation" is trying to tie into the "No watersports" thing. Some people see the difference, some people don't...


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:00:22


Post by: Sigvatr


 AlmightyWalrus wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Sharia Law here you come!!!


Didn't you read the article? No one's coming anywhere!


Well played. *nods approvingly*


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:09:25


Post by: curran12


I wonder what the difference between aggressive and non-aggressive whipping is?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:23:33


Post by: Breotan


I'm pretty sure this is just reaction to 50 Shades of Grey.



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:24:15


Post by: Howard A Treesong


 Goremaul wrote:
 AlmightyWalrus wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Sharia Law here you come!!!


Didn't you read the article? No one's coming anywhere!


Exactly what I was thinking.


I wouldn't doubt that the "No female ejaculation" is trying to tie into the "No watersports" thing. Some people see the difference, some people don't...


Officially female ejaculation doesn't exist so it's classed as urination by the BBFC.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:25:44


Post by: Sigvatr


 Howard A Treesong wrote:
 Goremaul wrote:
 AlmightyWalrus wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Sharia Law here you come!!!


Didn't you read the article? No one's coming anywhere!


Exactly what I was thinking.


I wouldn't doubt that the "No female ejaculation" is trying to tie into the "No watersports" thing. Some people see the difference, some people don't...


Officially female ejaculation doesn't exist so it's classed as urination by the BBFC.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

Truth be told, however, in porn, it's mostly pee.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:26:21


Post by: hotsauceman1


 Breotan wrote:
I'm pretty sure this is just reaction to 50 Shades of Grey.


Sidenote, during thanksgiving, at the dinner table, my 80 year aunt, my cousin in law where discussing how they can't wait for the movie. I nearly vomitted


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:27:16


Post by: Sigvatr


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
 Breotan wrote:
I'm pretty sure this is just reaction to 50 Shades of Grey.


Sidenote, during thanksgiving, at the dinner table, my 80 year aunt, my cousin in law where discussing how they can't wait for the movie. I nearly vomitted


OTP! OTP!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:30:56


Post by: PhantomViper


The Department for Culture, Media & Sport insists the BBFC's R18 certificate is a "tried and tested" method for protecting children.


Children are allowed to watch porn in the UK?

Also, mandatory:



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:45:53


Post by: MrDwhitey


I often think of children whilst watching porn.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:47:04


Post by: Ahtman


 MrDwhitey wrote:
I often think of children whilst watching porn.


And that is where the thread died.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:49:03


Post by: ProfessionalAmateur


 curran12 wrote:
I wonder what the difference between aggressive and non-aggressive whipping is?


*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"

*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"

*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:56:04


Post by: curran12


 ProfessionalAmateur wrote:
 curran12 wrote:
I wonder what the difference between aggressive and non-aggressive whipping is?


*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"

*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"

*WHACK!*

"Sorry!"


Canadian BDSM?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 17:57:43


Post by: reds8n


back on topic please.


The above jokes are as far as we go here.

Thank you.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:01:07


Post by: MrDwhitey


This does remind me of the hilarious, and by hilarious I mean fething sad, thing involving the previous drive.

http://bgr.com/2014/03/04/uk-internet-porn-filters/


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:02:44


Post by: Asherian Command


What ever shall the UK do without its porn.

I am now picturing a post apocalyptic world where people are sexually repressed.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:04:56


Post by: MrDwhitey


This is not preventing people from acquiring the stuff, just preventing it being made in the UK.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:05:37


Post by: Asherian Command


 MrDwhitey wrote:
This is not preventing people from acquiring the stuff, just preventing it being made in the UK.


Well that gets rid of quite a few peoples fantasies


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:11:15


Post by: SilverMK2


I wish politics would just stop with this kind of moralising rubbish.

Though I guess they are just trying to cut down the stuff the NSA and other agencies have to look through while they are invading your privacy "because terrorism".


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:33:32


Post by: Medium of Death


People need to read the thread. It's about what is produced in this country, not what we can view.

It's completely bizarre, but at least get it right.

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Ahh, britain, the country that likes to think it is progressive and flaunts it, but really just be sure everything.


U wot m8?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:43:18


Post by: Gogsnik


Mary Whitehouse would be very happy.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:45:10


Post by: MrDwhitey


I had to look her up, I got this far and quit.

Constance Mary Whitehouse, CBE (née Hutcheson, 13 June 1910 – 23 November 2001) was an English social activist known for her strong opposition to social liberalism and the mainstream British media, both of which she accused of encouraging a more permissive society.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 18:57:44


Post by: Albatross


 hotsauceman1 wrote:
Ahh, britain, the country that likes to think it is progressive and flaunts it, but really just be sure everything.

See, at first glance this looks like a sentence. A deeper reading, however, suggests that the writer has translated it (poorly) from Cantonese.


Fascinating.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Medium of Death wrote:
People need to read the thread. It's about what is produced in this country, not what we can view.

It's completely bizarre, but at least get it right.

Not only that, but it's to bring it into line with DVD porn. As in, this restriction already exists, it just didn't apply to streaming.

Not saying I'm in favour of it, just saying.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:09:40


Post by: sarpedons-right-hand


 MrDwhitey wrote:
I often think of children whilst watching porn.


This made me laugh far more than it should have done....

My wife and I watch a fair bit of porn together. But it's mostly the glossy, overproduced American stuff like Pirates.

What is Ben Dover going to do now? Poor man will have to sell his Ferrari and live like a pauper. Curse the prudes in Government!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:22:32


Post by: Fifty


So it is fine that my girlfriend and I enjoy some of these activities, but we can't watch other people doing it?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:37:00


Post by: Sigvatr


 Fifty wrote:
So it is fine that my girlfriend and I enjoy some of these activities, but we can't watch other people doing it?


IIANM, it's about making those vids and selling them, not watching. You can't stop people from watching them.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:42:47


Post by: warspawned


I guess this means I'll have to shelve my british made Lovecraftian inspired lesbian epic screenplay: `At the Fountains of Madness'


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:43:37


Post by: Jihadin


We get (US of A) get bashed because of the 2nd Amendment
Yet so far all we get is warning on copying the content of the DVD and distributing it freely.....and you guys/girls (UK) government goes all after your porn.....

I'm hearing the death knell of porn in the UK
First to go will be the strip clubs


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:45:08


Post by: AlexHolker


 Sigvatr wrote:
You can't stop people from watching them.

I wouldn't put it past the UK government to try. After all, these are the scumbags who responded to ISIS making public announcements by saying that any Brit who sees one has committed a crime.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 19:50:47


Post by: Medium of Death


 AlexHolker wrote:
 Sigvatr wrote:
You can't stop people from watching them.

I wouldn't put it past the UK government to try. After all, these are the scumbags who responded to ISIS making public announcements by saying that any Brit who sees one has committed a crime.


What?

Do you mean anybody who watches the ISIS videos?

Source?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 20:06:24


Post by: AlexHolker


 Medium of Death wrote:
 AlexHolker wrote:
I wouldn't put it past the UK government to try. After all, these are the scumbags who responded to ISIS making public announcements by saying that any Brit who sees one has committed a crime.

What?

Do you mean anybody who watches the ISIS videos?

Source?

Here's an article about it. This one says that Scotland Yard is probably full of gak, but that doesn't excuse making the threat in the first place.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 20:22:20


Post by: Medium of Death


To what benefit is there to watching these videos? To whom would you show them?

It's ISIS propaganda. I've got no time for it and neither should any right thinking person.

I don't need to see somebody get their head cut off in real time to know that it happened. The act is abhorrent.

I'd imagine the MET saying this is mostly aimed at Muslims who would seek to disseminate these videos to spread ISIS's brand of filth.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 20:36:01


Post by: Peregrine


 Jihadin wrote:
We get (US of A) get bashed because of the 2nd Amendment
Yet so far all we get is warning on copying the content of the DVD and distributing it freely.....and you guys/girls (UK) government goes all after your porn.....


To be fair, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_obscenity_law


Automatically Appended Next Post:
 Medium of Death wrote:
To what benefit is there to watching these videos? To whom would you show them?


Who cares? Why should anyone have to justify their actions in this case? You can have your personal belief that watching the videos is wrong, but that doesn't mean you get to have the government enforce that belief.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 21:46:13


Post by: Albatross


 AlexHolker wrote:
 Sigvatr wrote:
You can't stop people from watching them.

I wouldn't put it past the UK government to try. After all, these are the scumbags who responded to ISIS making public announcements by saying that any Brit who sees one has committed a crime.

No they haven't. They haven't said that.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 22:06:56


Post by: Goliath


The thing I find amusing (It's really not) is that you can't even say "Oh, but you can just do it in your own home" because technically S/M that causes marks is illegal, as you can't legally consent to bodily harm.

Yay for the Conservative Government!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 22:08:44


Post by: Albatross


 Goliath wrote:
The thing I find amusing (It's really not) is that you can't even say "Oh, but you can just do it in your own home" because technically S/M that causes marks is illegal, as you can't legally consent to bodily harm.

Yay for the Conservative Government!

...That we don't have.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 22:10:08


Post by: Medium of Death


 Peregrine wrote:

 Medium of Death wrote:
To what benefit is there to watching these videos? To whom would you show them?


Who cares? Why should anyone have to justify their actions in this case? You can have your personal belief that watching the videos is wrong, but that doesn't mean you get to have the government enforce that belief.


I was genuinely curious as to why you'd need or want to watch a full beheading video? There's initial morbid curiosity but considering we've got the threat of radical Muslims using this as material for persuasion it's a fairly big deal. ISIS threatening to detonate a dirty bomb in London (lies or otherwise) and putting out highly polished videos gives them some credibility if it's allowed to be disseminated. Maybe when you start thinking about people like Anjem Choudary you could perhaps understand why it might not be appropriate to let this be so easily viewed.

This is where it starts to get into censorship, but then again conflict is always censored. Our news is censored, polished up and broadcast. It's hardly a new concept.



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 22:57:58


Post by: Goliath


 Albatross wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
The thing I find amusing (It's really not) is that you can't even say "Oh, but you can just do it in your own home" because technically S/M that causes marks is illegal, as you can't legally consent to bodily harm.

Yay for the Conservative Government!

...That we don't have.
Wait, David Cameron isn't a Tory?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 23:21:49


Post by: Albatross


 Goliath wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
The thing I find amusing (It's really not) is that you can't even say "Oh, but you can just do it in your own home" because technically S/M that causes marks is illegal, as you can't legally consent to bodily harm.

Yay for the Conservative Government!

...That we don't have.
Wait, David Cameron isn't a Tory?

Wait, the government isn't a COALITION?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 23:28:45


Post by: daedalus


Yeah, I was actually going to make a snide Ms. Whitehouse comment myself, but it's been done, sadly.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 23:37:15


Post by: Goliath


 Albatross wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
The thing I find amusing (It's really not) is that you can't even say "Oh, but you can just do it in your own home" because technically S/M that causes marks is illegal, as you can't legally consent to bodily harm.

Yay for the Conservative Government!

...That we don't have.
Wait, David Cameron isn't a Tory?

Wait, the government isn't a COALITION?

Okay...

Yay for the Conservative (and also Liberal Democrat, don't forget them( Government!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/03 23:57:53


Post by: LordofHats


I can get the ones about strangulation, which as I understand it is actually very dangerous, and penetration with objects associated with violence (whatever that specifically means...) but the rest strike me as rather odd.

I certainly hope that if this stuff is being banned, vore* is completely illegal. I mean... come on...



*If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. You're better off not knowing.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 00:00:11


Post by: daedalus


 LordofHats wrote:

*If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. You're better off not knowing.

Seconded.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 01:00:18


Post by: Medium of Death


 daedalus wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:

*If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. You're better off not knowing.

Seconded.


I did...




...kinda wish I hadn't.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 01:43:23


Post by: Psienesis


 Asherian Command wrote:
What ever shall the UK do without its porn.

I am now picturing a post apocalyptic world where people are sexually repressed.


So... Detroit?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 01:49:19


Post by: easysauce


 LordofHats wrote:
I can get the ones about strangulation, which as I understand it is actually very dangerous, and penetration with objects associated with violence (whatever that specifically means...) but the rest strike me as rather odd.



no penetration with objects associated with violence can mean a lot of things










more nanny state-ism from the nanny state, legislating morality one step at a time.





UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 01:59:12


Post by: SlaveToDorkness


Damn you Lord of Hats....now I gotta know...maybe.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:00:46


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


Spoiler:
 easysauce wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:
I can get the ones about strangulation, which as I understand it is actually very dangerous, and penetration with objects associated with violence (whatever that specifically means...) but the rest strike me as rather odd.



no penetration with objects associated with violence can mean a lot of things







more nanny state-ism from the nanny state, legislating morality one step at a time.



Feth me that second one looks fun.

Reminds me of the the time I got my ass kicked by a friend fighting with plastic lightsabers. I was just playing, and not actually trying to hurt her or break the toy lightsabers but feth me did she take it seriously.






UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:06:25


Post by: Ashiraya


...No comment.

As long as all involved parties give consent it's not my business what people watch in their homes.

Within reason, of course. Stay off the kids.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:13:24


Post by: Peregrine


 SlaveToDorkness wrote:
Damn you Lord of Hats....now I gotta know...maybe.


Vore = sexualizing the idea of being devoured and/or devouring. Like being eaten by a giant snake. Really, I'm not sure why this is considered so horrifying to think about that it needs special warnings. On the scale from "sex through a hole in the sheet to make a baby" to "OH DEAR GOD WHAT AM I WATCHING" it barely rates a "kind of weird".


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:14:07


Post by: Crablezworth


 Goliath wrote:
you can't legally consent to bodily harm.


How does denny's remain in business then?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:33:54


Post by: StarTrotter


 Peregrine wrote:
 SlaveToDorkness wrote:
Damn you Lord of Hats....now I gotta know...maybe.


Vore = sexualizing the idea of being devoured and/or devouring. Like being eaten by a giant snake. Really, I'm not sure why this is considered so horrifying to think about that it needs special warnings. On the scale from "sex through a hole in the sheet to make a baby" to "OH DEAR GOD WHAT AM I WATCHING" it barely rates a "kind of weird".


To be fair for a lot of normal people that would scale pretty high along with probably even moderate bdsm When it comes to fetishes in the grand scheme of things it's got nothing but I think some people don't know the worst of them

As per the ones censored. I can see a few like a certain one involving asphyxiation but stuff like female ejaculation sounds silly to limit.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 02:35:24


Post by: LordofHats


Medium of Death wrote:
 daedalus wrote:
 LordofHats wrote:

*If you don't know what this is, don't look it up. You're better off not knowing.

Seconded.


I did...




...kinda wish I hadn't.


I warned you damnit!

SlaveToDorkness wrote:Damn you Lord of Hats....now I gotta know...maybe.


Don't do it!


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 04:12:26


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


Speaking of vorarephilia... I recall seeing a recent promo for a show about a guy who's going to don a suit of body armour and cameras so he film himself being swallowed alive by a python or anaconda snake...

This gak is actually possible and is/has been done for entertainment purposes.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 05:10:59


Post by: NuggzTheNinja


Female ejaculation is life threatening? Sounds sexist to me...


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 10:05:18


Post by: reds8n


At long long last we can finally bring back the role of Pornfinder General.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 10:08:35


Post by: master of ordinance


Pornfinder General? Red, tell us more of this please!

BTW, how long is it till the next election? Because I want these conservatives out asap, before they try to ban all the porns


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 10:18:24


Post by: Rick_1138


It just means the UK pron industry is doomed. All the decent stuff (and most of the UK outfits moved there ages ago) comes from eastern Europe or the USA.

Thousands of high quality pron, then theres always amateur stuff which will never die and cannot be stopped by BBFC.

I do like how the BBFC believes it has an effect though.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 10:19:38


Post by: Medium of Death


He's in the same branch as the Paedofinder General if I recall correctly.

I have peered through the peep-hole of morality and parted the beaded curtain of truth. By the power invested in me, through the invocation of Mary Whitehouse and the Conservative Party I find you GUILTY of sexual perversion.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 10:50:11


Post by: reds8n


very good


The next General erec...err.... election is in 2015.

I'm sure a cross crudely drawn with ones off hand still counts as marking your mark.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 11:36:18


Post by: Goliath


 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Female ejaculation is life threatening? Sounds sexist to me...
The guy in charge of the BBFC has gone on record as stating that despite the evidence for it's existence, Female Ejaculation is a myth, and any that is shown in video will actually just be urination, which is banned.


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 Crablezworth wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
you can't legally consent to bodily harm.


How does denny's remain in business then?
Well, mind-bogglingly, as long as you call it a spectator sport, and sign the relevant waivers, it's perfectly fine to consent to bodily harm, so Denny's is good on all counts It's how boxing and the like are able to take place.

But yeah, the act of beating the gak out of each other for money is fine, but legally consenting adults hitting each other for pleasure is gross and wrong, and thus illegal.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 11:58:08


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


 Goliath wrote:
 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Female ejaculation is life threatening? Sounds sexist to me...
The guy in charge of the BBFC has gone on record as stating that despite the evidence for it's existence, Female Ejaculation is a myth, and any that is shown in video will actually just be urination, which is banned


Women urinate through their vagina?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 12:45:47


Post by: Deadshot


What is my government doing? My parents and family pay taxes for this?! Feth this, to twitter I go to complain of the government wasting time and money.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 12:50:55


Post by: master of ordinance


 Medium of Death wrote:
He's in the same branch as the Paedofinder General if I recall correctly.

I have peered through the peep-hole of morality and parted the beaded curtain of truth. By the power invested in me, through the invocation of Mary Whitehouse and the Conservative Party I find you GUILTY of sexual perversion.


Oh boy, I best get hiding my HDD then


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 15:16:46


Post by: Mr. Burning


We must resist this governments attempts at censorship.

Porn represents one of our best exports perhaps only behind Benedict Cumberbund.

'Lovelies' like that in my avatar have their jobs on the line ONE1!



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 15:45:26


Post by: Steve steveson


 master of ordinance wrote:
Pornfinder General? Red, tell us more of this please!

BTW, how long is it till the next election? Because I want these conservatives out asap, before they try to ban all the porns


Unless you think we are going to get a Lib Dem or Green majority not much will change. Labour were just as bad, and if UKIP do manage to edge out the Lib Dems for the third party (I hope to god they don't) then it will get worse.

 Goliath wrote:
 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Female ejaculation is life threatening? Sounds sexist to me...
The guy in charge of the BBFC has gone on record as stating that despite the evidence for it's existence, Female Ejaculation is a myth, and any that is shown in video will actually just be urination, which is banned.


Utterly stupid... It does have a ring of Victorian views on women and sex.

 Goliath wrote:

 Crablezworth wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
you can't legally consent to bodily harm.


How does denny's remain in business then?
Well, mind-bogglingly, as long as you call it a spectator sport, and sign the relevant waivers, it's perfectly fine to consent to bodily harm, so Denny's is good on all counts It's how boxing and the like are able to take place.

But yeah, the act of beating the gak out of each other for money is fine, but legally consenting adults hitting each other for pleasure is gross and wrong, and thus illegal.


There is some argument on this about the point of boxing not being to injure each other, that is merely an outcome, but with BDSM the pain and damage is the point. It's a dumb argument that basicly comes down to "I don't like this but I do like that". Its all the fault of operation spanner, which had a view of S&M much like the view of D&D being discussed in the theard on 80's gaming and heavy metal.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 16:03:23


Post by: squidhills


 Mr. Burning wrote:


'Lovelies' like that in my avatar have their jobs on the line ONE1!



First: Which one is she? I don't recognize her (unlike the last two you've used).

Second: Certain British posters on Dakka are no longer allowed to make fun of us Americans for our stupid politicians, now that we have proof yours are just as stupid as ours.

Third: If boxing is legal because it's a spectator sport, why isn't BDSM porn? It's somebody getting beaten consensually for the purpose of other people watching. If porn isn't a spectator sport, I'd like to know what is.

Fourth: I had no idea the UK still had a domestic porn industry. I thought all the British porn stars moved to California and started working for Brazzers...


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 16:27:19


Post by: Goliath


 Steve steveson wrote:
There is some argument on this about the point of boxing not being to injure each other, that is merely an outcome, but with BDSM the pain and damage is the point. It's a dumb argument that basicly comes down to "I don't like this but I do like that". Its all the fault of operation spanner, which had a view of S&M much like the view of D&D being discussed in the theard on 80's gaming and heavy metal.
The entire legal definition of assault on a person is pants on head stupid at the moment; there are definitions of different levels of assault that are just ridiculous, and dictated based on an entirely Victorian view of the world.

There is still a legal definition of assault that specifically includes the act of impeding a man in the process of escaping from a shipwreck. But somehow getting a spanking or a caning to the point of bruising is still illegal. Ridiculous.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 16:47:57


Post by: Mr. Burning


 Goliath wrote:
 Steve steveson wrote:
There is some argument on this about the point of boxing not being to injure each other, that is merely an outcome, but with BDSM the pain and damage is the point. It's a dumb argument that basicly comes down to "I don't like this but I do like that". Its all the fault of operation spanner, which had a view of S&M much like the view of D&D being discussed in the theard on 80's gaming and heavy metal.
The entire legal definition of assault on a person is pants on head stupid at the moment; there are definitions of different levels of assault that are just ridiculous, and dictated based on an entirely Victorian view of the world.

There is still a legal definition of assault that specifically includes the act of impeding a man in the process of escaping from a shipwreck. But somehow getting a spanking or a caning to the point of bruising is still illegal. Ridiculous.


You can be guilty of assault if a person you raise your fists to fears for their safety.




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squidhills wrote:
 Mr. Burning wrote:


'Lovelies' like that in my avatar have their jobs on the line ONE1!



First: Which one is she? I don't recognize her (unlike the last two you've used).

Second: Certain British posters on Dakka are no longer allowed to make fun of us Americans for our stupid politicians, now that we have proof yours are just as stupid as ours.

Third: If boxing is legal because it's a spectator sport, why isn't BDSM porn? It's somebody getting beaten consensually for the purpose of other people watching. If porn isn't a spectator sport, I'd like to know what is.

Fourth: I had no idea the UK still had a domestic porn industry. I thought all the British porn stars moved to California and started working for Brazzers...


Look up Isabel Ice for all her gap toothed activities - she is a keeper!.

We have a pretty good porn scene and some decent female directors.....................so I am told.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 20:51:10


Post by: Albatross


Dude. You know a worrying amount about porn.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 20:53:57


Post by: Kilkrazy


 Goliath wrote:
 Steve steveson wrote:
There is some argument on this about the point of boxing not being to injure each other, that is merely an outcome, but with BDSM the pain and damage is the point. It's a dumb argument that basicly comes down to "I don't like this but I do like that". Its all the fault of operation spanner, which had a view of S&M much like the view of D&D being discussed in the theard on 80's gaming and heavy metal.
The entire legal definition of assault on a person is pants on head stupid at the moment; there are definitions of different levels of assault that are just ridiculous, and dictated based on an entirely Victorian view of the world.

There is still a legal definition of assault that specifically includes the act of impeding a man in the process of escaping from a shipwreck. But somehow getting a spanking or a caning to the point of bruising is still illegal. Ridiculous.


I disagree.

The various levels of assault seem fairly clear and well defined. There is now recognition of mental assault, which simply was not recognised in Victorian times.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 21:24:34


Post by: KalashnikovMarine


Well... one thing we know for sure about all this...



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/04 21:45:46


Post by: Deadshot


 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Well... one thing we know for sure about all this...



It stings so bad...but have an exalt.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/05 08:11:53


Post by: Mr. Burning


 Albatross wrote:
Dude. You know a worrying amount about porn.


A healthy amount I would say. I'm a relatively normal married bloke. I just remember lots of unimportant gak....like stuff about porn.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 13:57:08


Post by: SilverMK2


 reds8n wrote:
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232331/hundreds-plan-face-sitting-protest-at-british-parliament-after-porn-ban/


.. there's a headline I never thought I'd see !


Well, given how the government is going, soon you wont; the freedom of information and the press will happily be trampled under foot in the name of morals and anti-terrorism


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 14:12:06


Post by: Jihadin


Wonder how much of that metadata they're storing is porn related..
(UK Intel Department)


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 23:09:27


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Goliath wrote:
 NuggzTheNinja wrote:
Female ejaculation is life threatening? Sounds sexist to me...
The guy in charge of the BBFC has gone on record as stating that despite the evidence for it's existence, Female Ejaculation is a myth, and any that is shown in video will actually just be urination, which is banned.


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 Crablezworth wrote:
 Goliath wrote:
you can't legally consent to bodily harm.


How does denny's remain in business then?
Well, mind-bogglingly, as long as you call it a spectator sport, and sign the relevant waivers, it's perfectly fine to consent to bodily harm, so Denny's is good on all counts It's how boxing and the like are able to take place.

But yeah, the act of beating the gak out of each other for money is fine, but legally consenting adults hitting each other for pleasure is gross and wrong, and thus illegal.


BDSM isn't a spectator sport? I mean, it has spectators, and there's a lot of physical exertion involved.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 23:14:58


Post by: Shadow Captain Edithae


By that definition, isn't most porn spectator sport?


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 23:33:44


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
By that definition, isn't most porn spectator sport?


...yes, I suppose it is.
Funnily enough, I do believe there are expositions where there are...live performances.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 23:36:47


Post by: Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl


 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
By that definition, isn't most porn spectator sport?

I thought it was considered edutainment.


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/11 23:38:13


Post by: CthuluIsSpy


 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
 Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:
By that definition, isn't most porn spectator sport?

I thought it was considered edutainment.


Good question, and here is my response :



UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/12 02:54:06


Post by: Jihadin


How many here though would without a doubt watch the porn "Bloopers"


UK Government attempts to censor porn.... Again.... @ 2014/12/12 13:09:39


Post by: Bullockist


all of us ? it sounds educational.