I am going to start this off. Please make this a 40K related story. You can make as many sentences as you want, then finish your part and hand it off to the next person.

In a dark hold, twenty thousand daemons of Nurgle awaited landing. It was the Chaos assault on Manchini and the raid was about to begin...

But Twenty Thousand demons crammed into such a small space was a bad idea. The carnage began long before their craft reached orbit, as they slaughtered each other in epic proportion.

Then, suddenly, they all exploded, and when they arrived they covered the planet with mucus.

Fortunately the Inquisition was there to declare Exterminatus. The end.

The end then ended, thus it was the end of all things that end well in a good way.

But then it seems thaT the Inquisition decided to blow up the end, and so

.....It ended.

And then I woke up. It had all been a dream

And since I'm awake, the dream, a dream of an entertaining thread, has thus ended. Forced to exist as a thread which will be trolled by people with nothing better to do.

Can someone please help me off this thrice-damned golden throne?

My lord!!! Please, don't move!!! No!! You hit the red button!!!AAAAAKH!!!

And with that, the Emperor stood up for the first time in many millennia. Slowly at first, then with increased speed as his muscles remembered their old jobs. He looked about, and smiled at the astonished faces of his attendants.

And then died again.

But, then he decided that he should give humanity a laugh, and reincarnated into a cow.

Humanity laughed endlessly

And wasted away into the form a a large mouth endlessly stretched in a smile.

Afterwards, The emperor was made into a royal burger underneath the Golden Arches of humanity's existence.

Where he was available as a combo with fries and a drink for a limited time.

Meanwhile, Badrukk's flash gitz were coming.

And smelled God-Cow burgers ands DivinePotato Fries.

It was a most glorious smell.

All hail the Crabby Fries!

Mr. Crab raised prices in anticipation of their arrival.

And Badrukk's flash gitz destroyed them.

Then, suddenly, the cow burgers reincarnated inside the stomachs, and gave everyone diarrhea.

As Nurgle danced.

To Isha's love.

Badrukk and the Flash gitz then went to the island in the Specific ocean where they found Belly Jellicus.

And then read a quote from A Game of Thrones.

ThE quote said, "...

"Waste of a good kidnapping"

Or, Khal Drogo has a thousand horses, but tonight he's looking for a different type of

Badrukk shot the Game of Thrones.

And then decided to take over as the ruler of the seven kingdoms.

Until his mom found out, and made him return the kingdoms and apologise for being a git. Then she took away his phone for a month.

However, Badrukk stole the phone, got his gitz back, and ruled the seven kingdoms.

Then he woke up and was very sad, it was just a dream and he was still grounded. Worse yet, he had to mind his baby sister for the whole afternoon.

Badrukk left the house in search for Slimefart Gitsmaka.

But when he opened the door to leave, a dozen Mormons were on his doorstep, asking him to join their organization.

What is the orginization? Badrukk asked.

Surprisingly enough, they were going to help him rule the 7 kingdoms. He accepted their offer.

Then the Mother of Dragons got sick of being with a dwarf, so came back and killed everyone with her enormous dragons.

Just then, Winter came.

And the Walkers killed everyone.

And then, ate their bones.

Except for Badrukk's, who had gotten away.

Only to be devoured in an orgy of blood and gore by the dragons, who tossed his lifeless body high in the air, then pulled it to shreds in a gore-soaked tug of war.

Yumm! Ork meat for everyone!

However, Badrukk's soul found the body of another Flash Git, and he took over its body.

But too bad, the new body has the clap.

And was a quadriplegic.

And it was sucked into the Warp, only to materialize in the planet

Badrukk then died, but his clone took over.

And made a million clones to serve him. *Cue Star Wars music here*

Then Cprl. Hicks nuked the site from orbit. ( it was the only way to be sure)

And then he blew up because he ate too much tacos. *Cue in Bart Baker's Gangnam style parody music here.*

*insert scary music here*

The scary music attracted nearby zombies.

The Genetor who was studying the zombies tripped and fell over his own robes out of surprise, and landed on top of Badrukk's corpse.

"What a fine specimen", said the nearsighted Genetor.

And then he got eaten by the zombies.

The zombies began to gather the shards of KaptinBadrukk.

And forged a KaptinBadrukk brand backpack!

The backpack was needed to restore peace to the galaxy.

And, also to carry around a few bits for lunch.

Which the zombies promptly ate for breakfast, and at lunch starved.

The zombies needed food badly.....but how?

They never got it.

So, 28 days later.......

The world belonged to the zombies.

Then the Tyranids arrived.

And ate the world.

But eating the zombies had unusual effects on the xenos host.

So the zombies exploded into antimatter.

Which formed a new race of undead xenos hybrids.

They called themselves the R'Kaal.

Then, the developers of Games Workshop scrapped the idea, and put it to the torch.

Warlord Games revives the line and it is an instant hit, selling Millions of copies for reasonable prices.

Warlord games killed GW, and took over what was left.

And everyone cheered.

Except for Badrukk, who said

"Simpsoncalifragalisticexpialidohshus."

Which, loosly translated, means: I need the washroom, are there no facilities here?

There was, thankfully.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

However, the lord of bones felt sad, and cried, until the entire world was drowning.

Now...

The end.

This ending sucked.

The end ended better the next time.

But, the end exploded, and was vaporized by a Tau Manta.

So it began again.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a great new Disney Theme Park opened.

But it was no ordinary theme park. It was Star Trek Voyager themed.

After it failed, Hard Rock Cafe tried to reopen it but deemed it too risky, so the place was abandoned for a few years.

Until Freddy Fazbear's entertainment opened it again!

Nucleogenic Lifeforms watched the amusement park every day.

And then they blew it up when they got bored.

But then they rebuilt it. Captain Ransom and his crew killed the nucleogenic lifeforms and took the park for themselves.

and then decided to have a party with the Fazbear crew, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. If you do not know what Five Night's at Freddy's is, search it up.

The party was good, until the nucleogenic lifeforms crashed it.

Suddenly, a beast from Maelstrom's edge barged in, uninvited.

Rolled a natural 20, punch HappyJew in the chest and stole all of the fig newtons!

And then things got real.

HappyJew pulled out an AK 47 and shot him.

But bullets wouldn't stop it, the beast kept coming, devouring fig newtons as it stepped foreward.

A phaser Shot came out of nowhere. Naomi Wildman had stopped the beast

But only momentarily, as the wad of fig newtons in the beast's maw took the brunt of the blast.
Looking about, the beast spied it's attacker, and boy, was it pissed off.

Then, Marneus Calgar came in a vaporized the beast.

Thus spoiling the barbecue for everyone.

He did not apologize and ran away.

As trolls so often do.
Then, some new soldiers arrived on the scene. They looked like Eldar, but had larger round bases and spoke of someone named Sigmar.

Who's Sigmar? They asked.

Well, he was the king of the Empire back when there was an empire, then some people thought he was god, but now no one is quite sure, they said.

And then they all died from toxoplasmosis.

Canadians had nothing to do with it, or so they claim.

But, as research studies have shown, that is not the case.

Which validates the prevailing US notion to BLAME CANADA.