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If you're anything like me you have spend long hours bemoaning the surplus of hulking spikey monsters in the miniatures world and the distinct lack of Japanese schools girls armed with katanas, shots guns and teddy bears.

Well Left Hand Miniatures has heard our pleas.



http://www.lefthandminiatures.com/newcatalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=66_111&products_id=606

US$ 13 for all four, with interchangable weapons.

Sold.

The best thing is they can also be used as Taiwanese and Korean school girls in a pinch.

The molds don't look too great, but I'm sure imagination is a factor here...

Finally some Daemonettes to go with the Daemon Princess!

Kid_Kyoto wrote:The best thing is they can also be used as Taiwanese and Korean school girls in a pinch.

When I saw the name of this thread I was really hoping there was a company called 'Panty Explosion Minitures.' Quick somebody add these to the 'what do you want in plastic' thread.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:If you're anything like me you have spend long hours bemoaning the surplus of hulking spikey monsters in the miniatures world and the distinct lack of Japanese schools girls armed with katanas, shots guns and teddy bears.

Well Left Hand Miniatures has heard our pleas.



http://www.lefthandminiatures.com/newcatalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=66_111&products_id=606

US$ 13 for all four, with interchangable weapons.

Sold.

The best thing is they can also be used as Taiwanese and Korean school girls in a pinch.

I'm sure we'll all sleep better for knowing that!

Hasslefree Mins do a Japanese schoolgirl...

http://hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=683

Judging by her fatter legs she is probably in junior high.

Time for the Battle Royal TTG.

Hasslefree's schoolgirls look a lot better, IMO.

Kilkrazy wrote:Judging by her fatter legs she is probably in junior high.

I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Rbb wrote:I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Awesome burn.

On topic, nice minis. I'll pick up a set.

I know mine did.

Rbb wrote:I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Who's Chris Hanson? Wait, is she the chick who sang that Mmm Bop song back in the 90's?

I thought that was Huey Lewis. Though he's, y'know, a dude.

Abadabadoobaddon wrote:

Rbb wrote:I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Who's Chris Hanson? Wait, is she the chick who sang that Mmm Bop song back in the 90's?

Dateline is an investigative journalism show in the US. One time reporters pretended to be underage girls online to lure predators to a house and film them.

Implication, if you buy these you're a perv.



Perhaps they should be marketed as legally of age Japanese women wearing school uniforms for an anime convention.

Perv? someone called me?

Seriously if this is perv material than whats things like daemonettes and almost all 28mm lead chicks they aim these days at young men?

NAVARRO wrote:Seriously if this is perv material than whats things like daemonettes and almost all 28mm lead chicks they aim these days at young men?

That's good for your health. I mean, being "close with a female of your own species that's not your mother" is healthy, right? Some people won't get closer than this...

His Master's Voice wrote:

NAVARRO wrote:Seriously if this is perv material than whats things like daemonettes and almost all 28mm lead chicks they aim these days at young men?

That's good for your health. I mean, being "close with a female of your own species that's not your mother" is healthy, right? Some people won't get closer than this...

I find that a bit hard to believe, in my time cellphones were bricks for the crazy nuts, these days kids arrange dates by sms
Thing is if these were like "andrea miniature" kinky chicks I would probably call you all bunch of pervs hehehe but these are just so decent

These minis have nothing on Spinespur.

I am a prude who only uses fully-clothed armored spacemen and men-at-arms miniatures. You guys are all pervs and I never understood the fascination with Japanese schoolgirls.



...but I do have a couple Zed minis.

stonefox wrote:I am a prude who only uses fully-clothed armored spacemen and men-at-arms miniatures. You guys are all pervs and I never understood the fascination with Japanese schoolgirls.



...but I do have a couple Zed minis.

Underneath their armour, all SMs are walking around TOTALLY NAKED!!!111!!!1

Kilkrazy wrote:
Hasslefree Mins do a Japanese schoolgirl...

http://hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=683

I guess I'm not much of a perv- I very quickly went from looking at her legs to thinking "Hrmph, that's not really a MAC-10."

You're still a perv. You're just into milporn.

Pariah Press wrote:You're still a perv. You're just into milporn.

must...not...google...milporn...

To late I already did google it.

"Ohhh, baby! How many rounds per minute can that Ingram MAC 10 fire?"

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Abadabadoobaddon wrote:

Rbb wrote:I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Who's Chris Hanson? Wait, is she the chick who sang that Mmm Bop song back in the 90's?

Dateline is an investigative journalism show in the US. One time reporters pretended to be underage girls online to lure predators to a house and film them.

Implication, if you buy these you're a perv.



Perhaps they should be marketed as legally of age Japanese women wearing school uniforms for an anime convention.

YES! Now the Sailor Moon Cosplay fans can fight Victory Force's Sci-fi convention goers. The only question is whether to use Necromunda or All Things Zombie rules...Hrmn...

Only in milporn does EVERYONE ejaculate white hot death.

Grand Preceptor wrote:

Kilkrazy wrote:
Hasslefree Mins do a Japanese schoolgirl...

http://hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=683

I guess I'm not much of a perv- I very quickly went from looking at her legs to thinking "Hrmph, that's not really a MAC-10."

Glad to see some things never change.

Well apparently these figures are to go with a role-playing game. To save you the effort of looking up the game here is a review from Korea.

“Panty Explosions basically with the rule which plays the Japanese high school girls, all heros are the high school girl. The hazard which produces the high school girl hero the mail boat blood elder brother and the belt which stand, the friend, the family, the quality which it follows in hobby it will pay and it designates. And to use five lines with ability, decision hour quality pay and it is a method which raises the successful ratio use.”

And here is the publisher's web site...

http://atarashigames.wordpress.com/

Publisher is banned in Red China.

But based on the review how can it fail!

“Panty Explosions basically with the rule which plays the Japanese high school girls, all heros are the high school girl. The hazard which produces the high school girl hero the mail boat blood elder brother and the belt which stand, the friend, the family, the quality which it follows in hobby it will pay and it designates. And to use five lines with ability, decision hour quality pay and it is a method which raises the successful ratio use.”

I mean the layers of meaning in just the review could occupy my brain for hours!

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Abadabadoobaddon wrote:

Rbb wrote:I wonder how many people on this thread have walked into a house and been met at the door by Chris Hanson of Dateline?

Who's Chris Hanson? Wait, is she the chick who sang that Mmm Bop song back in the 90's?

Dateline is an investigative journalism show in the US. One time reporters pretended to be underage girls online to lure predators to a house and film them.

I was aware of that. You see, MMMBop is an upbeat pop tune written and performed by the American pop rock band Hanson which became a #1 single on the US Billboard Hot 100 in 1997. Taylor Hanson is the lead singer and keyboardist of the band Hanson. I facetiously confused Taylor Hanson with Chris Hanson while simultaneously mistaking Taylor Hanson for a girl. This is rendered even more humorous by the fact that Taylor Hanson was underage at the time of the song's release, thus tying everything together with the overarching theme of pedophilia.