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You know when you play too much 40K when....

1. You injure yourself and roll a dice to see if you make a save
2. When going out you check to see what wargear your allowed to carry
3. You start hanging around in groups of ten friends and refuse to move further than 2" away from them
4. Your idea of "popping down for a pint of milk" involves deepstriking through the ceiling of your local shop
5. You give thought to arriving to work in a giant Monolith or a Land Raider and "pawning" your collegues
6. You really want a sticker that says "My other car is a Battle Barge" in your rear window
7. You use the word smite more often than necessary
8. You try to convince people to do what you want, saying "It's for the greater good"
9. You think Slanessh is misunderstood
10. You ask your boss to get you a "Golden Throne"

Keep em goin

when your immediate reaction when picking up small objects is to shake them in your hand then roll them on the table

When you ask your local psychic what powers she took

1. You shake your head at the current cost of promethium at BP.
2. You look at pedestrians in your way while going to work and think "tank shock".
3. This seems like a justifiable purchase:

You look at riot police and think, "carapace armour."

You refer to classic american gas-guzzlers as "Pre-Heresy"

You spend idle moments on the can thinking about whether or not a chainsword would actually work, which always ends with 'Who cares, it's a chainsword!'

you start to think the Eldar might have been on to something near the end there.

you have to consciously refrain from referring to your father as 'Papa Nurgle'.

you feel the need to consider your own statline, then mathhammer yourself against various 40k opponents.

you secretly hope and pray your country becomes/rejoins an Empire, solely for the purpose of bringing phrases such as "In the Emperor's Name!" into vogue.

you spend all your working day on dakka reading topics like this

When you see a magician and think he's a Chaos Sorcerer

When you stay as far away as you can from librarians as you can

When you see a transport truck and wonder what its front armor is

27. You start to believe your boss has become possessed by a daemon and plan to oust him/her

28. You want to drive a Predator Destructor down the High Street

29. You Want to crush some cars whilst doing the above

30. When you see people who have survived cancer and think "They must have prayed to Nurgle"

31. When you get slugged and say "I have a 1+ Invulnerable save, I felt nothing from that"

32. You try incorporating 40k into the Star Wars RP game, in which case you have been playing too much of both.

33. change your environment (garden,backyard,house) for a better cover save.

34. ask your sarge to exchange your ak47/M16/G36 with a boltgun.

35. you understand, and are laughing at, all of the above...

36. You have at least three different generations of citadel paint pots (and it's still good!).

37. When you silently try to Mind War with people, and having failed, you shout, "Yeah? Well now you're DOOMED!!!".

38. That 'psychadelic Eldar Dance party' thread.

39. You carry around a flask of 'caffiene' (40% coffee, 40% water, 40% dirt) and all of Dan Abnett's books are in one folder on your netbook.

1hadhq wrote:33. change your environment (garden,backyard,house) for a better cover save.

34. ask your sarge to exchange your ak47/M16/G36 with a boltgun.

Nice!

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I gotta go rearrange my furniture...

40. when reading//watching about the recent pirate-take over of the ship carrying tanks and ammunition,
you were secretly hoping they were rhinos, land raiders, and hellfire rounds...

Seamus O'Shank wrote:
Nice!

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I gotta go rearrange my furniture...

im all set already...
desk area protected by intervening couch and recliner obscure>50%...
4+?

When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Arctik_Firangi wrote:36. You have at least three different generations of citadel paint pots (and it's still good!).

37. When you silently try to Mind War with people, and having failed, you shout, "Yeah? Well now you're DOOMED!!!".

38. That 'psychadelic Eldar Dance party' thread.

39. You carry around a flask of 'caffiene' (40% coffee, 40% water, 40% dirt) and all of Dan Abnett's books are in one folder on your netbook.

I have two of the old octagonal paint pots, one of which has the price sticker still on it. $1.36!?!

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

Only if her sister is visiting and they fail a Ld test

40. When painting your house/interior, you apply a basecoat, then drybrush, then highlight

41. you play warhammer 40k

42. you say feth and/or gak on a regular basis

43. You know what dakka dakka means

44. After giving yourself stats and mathhammering yourself, you mathhammer your friends too (from "The Defenestrator")

45. You have read this thread and want it to come true http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/219374.page

46. Everytime a new codex is release you sit in a dark corner and laugh manically or giggle like a girl as you consider the possibilities

47. You spend far too long on deciding names for your charactors, way too long!

Necroagogo wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hit and Run"

48 you scream in a crazed rage when your meal includes Corn

49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath

50.

hellsguardian316 wrote:

Necroagogo wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hit and Run"

Can that be following a deep strike, or do you have to wait until the next round?

extrenm(54) wrote:49. You constantly mumble 40k quotes under your breath

I resemble that remark! Actually I sometimes reply to unprovoked attentions of strangers with "Blood for the blood god!" or "Only the insane have the strength to prosper, only those who prosper judge what is sane." They immediately turn and go the other way...

Arctik_Firangi wrote:50.

hellsguardian316 wrote:

Necroagogo wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"

Is that followed by a pile-in move?

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "Hit and Run"

Can that be following a deep strike, or do you have to wait until the next round?

Arrg! What have I done, stop it with all the sexual Ineudeno's.... hmmm .... In your end oh? Grr Now I'm doing it!



50. The only reason you collect orks is because you have tons of spare bits from all your other armies you want to get rid of (whistles monarchly )

51. You use offical 40K terms for crude humour ... ... thats right, I'm looking at you

52. when you yell waaaagh when someone mentions war

53. when you start reffering to other countries as "da other gits"

54. when you speed and tell the copper that red can go faster legally

55. When you see footage of the war in the Afghan mountains and think... Deathwing, 24 Hours, Job DONE !

56. When your next thought is... Telion, 48 Hours, Job done TIDILY AND QUIETLY