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When you're watching war reports in the news and wonder "why won't you send in the next wave, and wheres the basilisk ordnance fire!?)
When someone annoys you, you start to mumble some strange things so that an demon would posses you and then show them whos the boss.
When you're alone in the dark, you take heart by the thought that the emperor is watching you.
when you see blood or skulls, you start praising khorne.
when you start collecting trophies of your enemies, hoping to attract the patron of the gods.

well these are some lame jokes, but just thought about joining in

Brother Azul wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you start trying to work out the evolution of the 40k universe.

E.G -
Present day > Firefly/Alien/Star trek/Stargate universe > Star wars universe > 40k universe.

etc etc. Make up your own. Its fun.

I came up with one. Let's just say my friend didn't like master chief as the emperor...

HERESY!

You know you play 40K too much When you start calling Everyone a Heretic Like Ajax22 (Grunt voice: heretic, Heretic,heretic)

You start refering to everything you disagree with as heresy, amd warning people that they will burn for it (yes, i do this... At work...)

I am guilty, Heresy! is the most used word in my school Vocabulary.

What! Grunt! Spartans for the win!

BTW-Heretic! and yes I am guilty.

No no i mean the scene from halo 2, for a halo fan you sure don't know your lore.

Anyway you know you play too much 40k when you dream of Titans launching Titans from a Michanicus cruiser in orbit.


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No no i mean the scene from halo 2, for a halo fan you sure don't know your lore.

Anyway you know you play too much 40k when you dream of Titans launching Titans from a Michanicus cruiser in orbit.

You know you've played so much that your cat picks up your space marines and runs around the house.

Refering Jesus as the emperor.

When your girlfriend says "you love them figures more than me" and you actually do.

When your girlfriend refers breaking my gw as been kicked in the nuts.

The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.

You are a devout indeed.

You know you play too much 40k when you can see hazard stripes as "sexy".

I play too much 40k...

When you calmly tell anyone who enjoys racing that the red ones go fasta.
When you replace, "Thank God," with "Thank the Throne," and, "Good Luck," with ,"The Emperor Protects."

I actually swear mentally with thiings like "Thore of Terra" and "Almighty Emperor." Also, when I'm playing Left 4 Dead and a big horde or a tank comes at me, I repeat mentaly "The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects..."

... When before you open your computer to repair it you light incense and recite a Litany to the Machine Spirits to appease them while you nurse the wounded machine back to health.

When you ask what armour value a used car has on its side

when you start playing a game of 40k, and only take breaks for food, water and other. you started at the age of 30. you are now 40.

Sabet wrote:when you start playing a game of 40k, and only take breaks for food, water and other. you started at the age of 30. you are now 40.

LOL I started at 13. I'm 29 now.

This friday I had my Philosophy test. Before it started, I realized i had spend the whole time since I sat on my desk muttering "The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects, The Emperor protects..."

when taking an ASE test you (or even worse someone else) catch yourself muttering a litany to the machine spirits for guidance.
-guilty

You know when you play too much 40k when you look forward to the newest addition to this thread.

You know when you play too much 40k when you watch a movie, then afterwards or during, think how a Space Marine would do so much better.

When you are gettin busy with your girlfriend and go to grab dice to see if you "penetrate".

Skal098 wrote:When you are gettin busy with your girlfriend and go to grab dice to see if you "penetrate".

could be worse if she passes her Invul. or cover save (call it what you want)

Commissar Typhus wrote:You know when you play too much 40k when you look forward to the newest addition to this thread.

You know when you play too much 40k when you watch a movie, then afterwards or during, think how a Space Marine would do so much better.

Guilty of both.

You have played to much 40k when you put the emperor in place of god on a religion test without thinking... Guilty of that to...

You know you play too much 40k when one Friday a fortnight you look forward to your RT game and the other fortnight Friday you look forward to staying in and painting quietly listening to youtube 40k inspired music tributes until the small hours of the morning.

When you roll a die, get a 5, and run 5 feet.

When you see this...



...and think "Is that a Blood Angels Rhino?"

When you floor it at a red light, thinking you'll get a cover save against the oncoming traffic because of the turbo boost.

When you take a theology test, and almost make the mistake of putting Imperium instead of church in "The Blood of Martyrs is the Seed of the Church"...

When you spend your time tring to design a working bolter.

When you can tell the difference between Gork and Mork.

When you realize that there's an eight pointed star in your Physics textbook.

when you call a girl a heretic for not believing that you have an army at your house.