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Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.

When you bring your army to defend said fortress.

WHen you bring your army to attack the sand fortress

You know you play to much 40k when you assign armor values to your car.

Swiftblade wrote:When you go on vacation, the first thing you think is to check the GW website and see if there are any stores nearby, then plan on going to the stores instead of doing fun vacation things.

I do this for work trips. Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall vehicle into the gaming store parking lot to buy toy soldiers gets a few stares

Lord Solar Awesome wrote:You know you play to much 40k when you assign armor values to your car.

It's 9 on all sides of coarse.

When you accuse a friend of being an Eldar if they keep a secret from you.

timetowaste85 wrote:Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall

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EagleArk wrote:

timetowaste85 wrote:Driving a 50 foot, 14 foot tall

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A vendetta with 3 twin linked las cannons would destroy that post-130 points

When you salute cops and soldiers with the Sign of the Aquila.

When instead of making love to beautiful women you spend your days comparing the superiority of Lysander compared to Commissar Yarrick.

When you avoid entropy problems for fear of being tainted by Chaos.

When you do army combatives and the instructers are teeing off on your head you get done and tell yourself "I made Russ proud."

You know you play to much 40k when you can think up 104 pages of this crap.

When faced with a hard task mutter under your breath....I am the Emperors sword and I shall not falter

When your faced with a door you pretend to shoulder barge it down and mow down heretics inside with your holy bolter and chainsword

When faced with a hard decision, roll a d6 on it


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When you call your enemies filthy heretics

When you have an insatiable need for dice and plastic soldiers

You know you play too much 40k when you start getting depressed at the horrible, horrible implications of it's universe.

When you begin to imagine what warp storms do to ships when you hear your house creak and moan from high winds and battering rains... just no screams and wails of the souls of the warp.

When you start dreaming about 40K.

When you start doodling 40K stuff instead of working.

When you post in forums via mobile phone... while waiting for the tech priest soothing the machine spirit and replacing broken pieces

When you realize you have spent more than ten thousand dollars in models alone. And you still want more.

When you call foreigners Xenos

Whenever there is and earthquake you yell "ITS EXTERMINATUS!"

You know when you play too much 40k when you call hydralisks raveners and zerglings hormagaunts

You know when you play too much starcraft when you call raveners hydralisks and hormagaunts zerglings


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Iggyrocksall wrote:When you call foreigners Xenos

Whenever there is and earthquake you yell "ITS EXTERMINATUS!"

LOL i was actually on a cruise a few days ago during Hurricane Irene. WARP STORM!

Ha! warp storm!

Oh and another one, whenever you get a huge head ache you yell "ARRRGH! FAILED THE PSYCHIC TEST!"

When you start whispering chants to the machine god as you repair a damaged terminal.

You know you play too much 40k when you start trying to work out the evolution of the 40k universe.

E.G -
Present day > Firefly/Alien/Star trek/Stargate universe > Star wars universe > 40k universe.

etc etc. Make up your own. Its fun.

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Battle_Brother_Bruening wrote:When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.

When you bring your army to defend said fortress.

WHen you bring your army to attack the sand fortress

Psh, I would make it to make Dorn proud.

When your eyes feel like their gonna bleed from the stress of trying to paint little tiny details on your models.

Apollo 18 movie spoilier

Belexar wrote:When you realize you have spent more than ten thousand dollars in models alone. And you still want more.

You can never have enough! NEVER!!!!!

You know you play too much 40k when you get divorced because you spend more time with your little toy soldiers than with your wife (to be fair though she was ignoring me for an online sailor moon RP)

You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.

The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.

I don't know wether to facepalm, laugh, or be amazed.

The glass ninja wrote:You know you play too much 40K when you use your own blood as paint, im a little guilty, cut myself while assembling a wave serpent, ran out of blood red halfway through so i just used my blood, hurt pretty bad too.

Wow... just wow...