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2011/07/25 00:51:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Dark Angels Devastator
Saltillo, MS
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You start a thread ranting about the fluff's artwork being historically inaccurate? 
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2011/07/25 01:04:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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The jerk says only Wagons can get those :(
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DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/07/25 01:20:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I'm callin a WAAAAGH!!! to get me my wagon witha deffrolla an boomgun
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2011/07/25 01:43:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you call your 13 month old a gretchin because he is the correct height and is stabbing you with a toy shovel.
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-1750 pt - 50% painted
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Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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2011/07/25 01:49:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/25 01:49:43
DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/07/25 02:18:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
Be sure to avoid naming one Horus. We all know how that one turned out.
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2011/07/30 22:22:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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or lorgar because he is lame
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 Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment  
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/31 02:53:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Disbeliever of the Greater Good
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When you try to pay for your new battlewagon in teeth.
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2011/07/31 09:46:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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that ones already come up
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/07/31 12:16:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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If you start making up the statlines for charakters/machines/monters you see in movies
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2011/07/31 12:33:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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MrMerlin wrote:If you start making up the statlines for charakters/machines/monters you see in movies
Awesome idea! Let's start with Doom:
Hellknight
Type: Monstrous Creature
WS BS S T I W A Ld Sv
.4....3..7.6.2.4..2..6..6+
Special rules:
Fearless, slow and purposeful, feel no pain
Wargear:
Large Fireball:
R ..S AP Type
18".6..-...Heavy 1, blast, rending
Imp:
WS BS S T I W A Ld Sv
.4....3..3.3.5.1.3..6...6+
Special rules:
Rending, furious charge, fearless
Wargear:
Small Fireball:
R ..S AP Type
12".3..-....Assault 1, blast
When you do the above and think it's normal
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/07/31 19:01:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch
Some dusty place in Texas
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Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
"Rogal, its dinner time! Get you brothers Mortarion and Corax down here!"
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Warhammer 40,000 Armies:
 
Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne
"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" |
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2011/07/31 19:57:33
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Conrad quit being so emo and get in here with the family.
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2011/07/31 20:23:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Cruising Ultima Segmentum
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"Russ you do not break into daddy's alcohol stash and start fights with your brothers"
"Girlyman...errr I mean Gulliman, you are not in command here I am. Now stop trying to tell your brothers what to do"
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2011/07/31 20:30:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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"Lorgar, get off the tv and be quite, I am trying to watch my show."
"Fulgrim stop staring at yourself in the mirror and come to dinner."
"Angron stop picking fights with everyone, (pause) OW! You do not hit daddy there, now go to your room!"
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2011/07/31 20:32:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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"For God's sake Horus, I'm busy!"
"Alpharius, Omegon, whatever your name is, stop planting things in your brother's food!"
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/07/31 21:15:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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when you find the above highly amusing
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Imperial Guard 43rd Royal Fareldian have been Corrupted by she who thirsts  
8 wins 4 draws 10 losses
Considering  or
rChaos wrote:
Make the guy drink the Adeptus Battlegrey and scream DOES THIS TASTE LIKE PLASTIC |
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2011/08/01 00:03:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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isn't it???
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/01 08:27:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Ingelheim am Rhein, Germany
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When you start writing stuff in this forum
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2011/08/02 05:19:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
The Mojave desert
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When you write the saga of russ for a school project.
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2011/08/02 05:30:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Space Marine Scout with Sniper Rifle
Long Beach CA
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When you start seriously considering writing a short story based around the primarch kids concept. (Guilty, I'll probably do it if I can find the time)
And coincidentally, I happen to have a pic that goes with this. Guess having the primarchs scattered really saved ol' empy's personal life for a bit.
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2011/08/02 09:49:50
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fixture of Dakka
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Swiftblade wrote:Belexar wrote:When you name your sons after your favorite primarchs and teach them to call you Emperor/Allfather/similar.
"Corax! Come out, come out, where ever you are!"
*10 days later*
"damn that one's good."
"Rogal! Stop building indestructible lego walls!"
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2011/08/10 21:17:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When you give your IG regiment the nickname of the "Die-abetics"...
I can say that because i have diabetes, MUHAHAHAH!!!
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/08/10 21:50:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I love that pic of the Emperor's kids but never been able to understand why Ferrus is crying and wanting to go to the toilet.
You know you play too much 40k when you and your friends have spent considerable time going over the picture of the Emperor and the Baby Primarchs.
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-Cadian Commander
able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.
 Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)
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2011/08/10 21:52:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
rainbow dashing to your side
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also, why is corax looking at a porn mag :?
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my little space marine army, now 20% cooler  http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/424613.page
school league:
round 1 2011 W/2 L/1 D/0 round 1 2012 : W/2 L/1 D/0
round 2 2011 W/3 L/0 D/0 round 2 2012 W/3 L/0 D/0
round 3 2011:  W/2 L/0 D/1 round 3 2012 W/4 L/0 D/0
 school league champions 2011
school league champions 2012
"best painted army, warhammer invasion 2012/2013 |
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2011/08/10 23:36:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
England-upon-Tees
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Reaper6 wrote:When you call an intimate moment with your partner "the Assault Phase"
LIES! A REAL 40K-ER HAS NO PARTNER.
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 3000 -3500 points. 50% Painted.
150 points (Work in progress) 40% painted
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2011/08/11 01:20:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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When you start designing and building a real-life lasgun... *hides blueprints*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/11 01:24:11
DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/08/11 17:30:06
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pragmatic Collabirator
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VI th legion wrote:When you write the saga of russ for a school project.
I wrote one for my rune priest based on his actual exploits for a writing skill exam, does that count?
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Quote from: GuardianTempest on shrinemaidens.org new generation RP
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD TREE!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL MULCH!!!
the Saigyou Ayakashi |
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2011/08/14 01:34:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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LIES! A REAL 40K-ER HAS NO PARTNER.
Ha! Nope - when your partner got you into 40k and you have your girlfriends around for painting and assembling whilst the boys gossip.
Its true. And happens regularly.
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-Cadian Commander
able to snatch defeat from the jaws of the surest victories.
Catachan 222nd Regiment Command Squad Gamma Platoon: Captain JKB JayneKateBob (JKB) Sniper (loving her longlas more than any man)
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2011/08/15 20:23:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When you are at the beach and make a complete fortress out of sand to make Dorn jealous.
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-1750 pt - 50% painted
-1000 pt- 50% painted
Set up shop and blast 'em to pieces is my favourite strategy.
DT:80+S+G+M--B--I+Pw40k10#-D+A+/wWD-R++T(T)DM+
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