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When you get a cut and you start to look around hysterically expecting to hear laughter and see the Warp tear through your floor

stompydakka wrote:

Belexar wrote:When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.

out of curiosity, where do you live? (besides Lima, Peru)
where I live there aren't soldier's with AK-47s just wandering the streets...

I live in Pueblo Libre, there are not many soldiers over there. However, there are quite a few around the main square, and lots have been roaming around the main avenues in their armored transports lately. In a bit more than a week we'll celebrate the independence day, so they're setting everything up, I guess...

As an athiest you regularly say "BURN HERETICS!" or some variation of that.

Varrick wrote: As an athiest you regularly say "BURN HERETICS!" or some variation of that.

As anything you regularly shout BURN HERETICS!

your friend says they're going to do something for the greater good and you shout "For the Emperor!" across the room at him.

Whenever a friend asks what that is in the sky, you scream "Look to the sky Brothers!"

Mekis wrote:your friend says they're going to do something for the greater good and you shout "For the Emperor!" across the room at him.

Then immediatly assault

When you get in a fistfight, and ask the opponent what his initiative is.

When you fall down stairs one out of six times

When this thread has been necro'd 3 times... successfully

When you're starting a spiritism sesion and tell the others to roll to see if they get the Perils of the Warp.

You yell profanity from your vehicle if you didn't move over 6m, if you didn't move more than 12 you have to get out to yell profanity

I am not sure if these have been said, but...
When you look at something and think if you could use it as terrain.
When you play Halo Reach Forge and build something from 40k(built myself a Valk and a Land Raider but the LR accidentally got deleted ).

When you go on vacation, the first thing you think is to check the GW website and see if there are any stores nearby, then plan on going to the stores instead of doing fun vacation things.

When you include going to said stores as fun things to do on vacation.

Valhallan42nd wrote:
2. You look at pedestrians in your way while going to work and think "tank shock".

I do think that, sidewalks aren't difficult terrain right?

When you wonder what Tyranids talk about

Initiate in Waiting wrote:When you wonder what Tyranids talk about

"NOM NOM NOM NOM?"
"NOM NOM!"
Not much to say.

When you want to make a Tyranid version of Stu's Song from the Hangover.

When you join a 40k rpg because you got bored one day at school.

When you buy an IIUP because you think the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind will consider sparing your soul if you join the Guard.Also when you regularly say the prayers in said primer....

(not guilty. Yet, but i have noticed the prayers are getting harder to not say.)

When you determine if you have LOS on a trashcan when you are throwing a tissue/crumpled paper etc. away.

When you make it, you determine you rolled a and it did not get its armour save.

When you bounce it off the rim or side, the trashcan made it's armour save.

When you miss completely you rolled a

When if bounces off other objects and misses, it made its cover save (freaking desk).

When it bounces off other objects and goes in, you mutter under your breath "Thought you could hide, eh? Well you can never hide from the Emperor's wrath."

dajobe wrote:

Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.

When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.

QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!

Same here!

Edit: when you have a sticker on your car saying "my other car is a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSULT TRANSPORT"

Commisar Wolfie wrote:When you include going to said stores as fun things to do on vacation.

QFT, Every Time I go to Vegas I go to my favorite Local Gamestore there.

Also, for another one:

... When you start speaking in Ork-Talk when you arent paying attention

When you go to a garage and ask them to paint your car chaos black


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Phantom wrote:
When you play Halo Reach Forge and build something from 40k(built myself a Valk and a Land Raider but the LR accidentally got deleted ).

Guilty as charged. Me and a friend built an ork invasion up to and including a space hulk

When the only accent you can do is an ork accent

FlammingGaunt wrote:When the only accent you can do is an ork accent

Den you must be a yooper yah. Ey dere.

You know you have played too much Warhammer 40k, when you have read every post in this thread twice, and it still makes you giggle.

when you know every primarch and know which legion they come from

When you buy a car and ask if you can get a "reinforced ram."

I'll take a deff rolla or boom gun on mine please.