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MikZor wrote:

shrike wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

guilty x500.

guilty also

You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ

guilty too

When you have a mass all vs all fight to the death to see who's your best SC.
guilty. lysander won 80% of the time.

oh my god. This is still going?

Belexar wrote:When you want to buy a gun and ask the salesman what's the gun's AP.

or what the stregth of it is.

When you go to a restaurant with a friend, each bring 1 model of similiar point value and have mini battles!(we do 1 UM vs 1 CSM)

shrike wrote:

MikZor wrote:

shrike wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

guilty x500.

guilty also

You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ

guilty too

When you have a mass all vs all fight to the death to see who's your best SC.
guilty. lysander won 80% of the time.

So guilty on that. also when you have your brother (who doesn't play the game) play against you just so you can see what an actual person would do (he some how knew that marbo could kill his captain and killed him a tur nafter he apeared) .
haven't tried the battle royal yet... I know what I'm doing to day

Also you play too much when you shoot a death strike missal at another table, just because you can.

You paint your car red so it can go fasta!

When you hit a fly with a fly swatter and it didn't die and think freaking WBB rule

When your Toilet is "Your golden Throne"

and you blame Nurgle of all poop.

MikZor wrote:

shrike wrote:

Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

guilty x500.

guilty also

You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ

I'm super guilty of rolling dice to see how it would turn out

When you dream you are a Farseer on a craftworld.. Altansar judging by the colours.

I hope that's not just me...

When one of your cooworkers declares the use of a hammer and having D6 attacks while using said hammer to break down equipment.

Then again when you stop him by telling him he has initiative 1 for using said hammer.

When you avoid drainage grates and stormwater drains in case there's a hungry genestealer cult down there....waiting.

im pretty sure i've lost a cat to them before.

Belexar wrote:You paint your car red so it can go fasta!

My last car was red, and I'm sure it went fasta.

When you break into your neighbor's house, shoot him while yelling "For the Emperor!", and call him a heretic

Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

I haven't been in this game for too long (4~ weeks now?) but I woke up at 6am and the first thing I did was get my Chaos lord out and my tau men and made my tau (count as) and start rolling dice to try and work out how do I want my Daemon Weapon and to see how he stands up against Tau/Chaos Marines/Terminators. My report came back as "Okay" xP
Its the easiest way I knew of number crunching and to test how he works x3

When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.

When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.

I dream of space marines... a lot.. most of my dreams have some sort of drop pod related space marine-age in them!

Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.

When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.

QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!

I sometimes have prophetic dreams about warhammer. Once I dreamt I built plastic Juggernauts - then a few days later, I see that they are on advanced order.
Also, I later dreamt about a Hell Pit Abomination, a few days before it was showed.

I have later on dreamt about new Sisters of Battle, and a Plaguereaper...

When you have day-dreamed about meeting many of the races (with the xenos not trying to kill you).

...guilty

dajobe wrote:

Swiftblade wrote:When you demand that the next car you buy is red and try to explain to your mother why the Red Cars go Fasta.

When you stare at the battle dioramas on the GW website or in the Codices and wonder which side would win the fight and start mathammering it.

QFT, i always do the diorama thing!!!

I do that too, even when its not Warhammer, I spent an hour at the Gettysburg diorama planning out the movements, assaults and shooting phases as well as cannon scatter, I snapped out of it when I asked the attendant for some dice.

or that halo believe commercial, lol on the gettysburg thing!

when you successfully necro this thread... again...

You use Dakka more than Google

When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.

When you're guilty on too many of these to quote

Belexar wrote:When you ask the soldiers you find on the streek what's the AP for their Kalashnikovs.

out of curiosity, where do you live? (besides Lima, Peru)
where I live there aren't soldier's with AK-47s just wandering the streets...

shrike wrote:When you're guilty on too many of these to quote

QFT



oh my i quoted

Billythekid256 wrote:

I'm super guilty of rolling dice to see how it would turn out

Boy have I done that before!

When you plan your driving vacation using WHITE DWARF to scout out Hobby shops