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When you have designed an army building program in excel and then built it up to an actual program using C++ and so on.

When you wish there was a 40k dictionary/thesaurus for make fluff sound better.

When you roll your eyes at another poll/ thread that compares 40k universe to other universes, knowing that 40k would win... always.

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You have written a Azeroth invasion thread by Space Marines.

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When you're happy that you posted in this thread's 100th page.

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You yell "BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD!" and knock your friends things off the table...

you consider making "empire class titians" costumes for your dogs...

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You comment on the 100th page of a thread about playing too much 40k, because too much is never enough.
   
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You never eat dinner at the kitchen table because it has been converted into a game table with a 40K game in progress.


 
   
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Brisbane

Commisar Wolfie wrote:You never eat dinner at the kitchen table because it has been converted into a game table with a 40K game in progress.

I used to always use the kitchen table, and sometimes it was not clear by dinner. Then, we commandeered a ping pong table, they make wonderful battlefields, and are even green.
   
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Perth, AUS

Guaiwu wrote:
Commisar Wolfie wrote:You never eat dinner at the kitchen table because it has been converted into a game table with a 40K game in progress.

I used to always use the kitchen table, and sometimes it was not clear by dinner. Then, we commandeered a ping pong table, they make wonderful battlefields, and are even green.

Kitchen table? What is this kitchen table you speak of?
It is clearly a field of war where armies march to do battle!

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When you spend three hours just writing and re-scripting a 40k story for amusement.

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Silver Spring, MD

Guaiwu wrote:
Commisar Wolfie wrote:You never eat dinner at the kitchen table because it has been converted into a game table with a 40K game in progress.

I used to always use the kitchen table, and sometimes it was not clear by dinner. Then, we commandeered a ping pong table, they make wonderful battlefields, and are even green.


I commandeered my ping pong table as well in my basement, but mine is blue, so my battles are in an ice world!

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the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.


The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?

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Brother Coa wrote:When you are playing 40k even if you know that you have exam tomorrow...


thats a good one, i painted some the night before an exam, but playing, kudos.

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6th Edition
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4 : 2 : 0
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When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.
   
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Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

guilty x500.


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Don't Know...alot of each
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Pensacola, FL

When you aren't surprised at all by the fact that this thread is still going and has hit 100 pages


 
   
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Its enough 40k when the value of your armies are more than the price you paid for your main metod of transportation( Damned FW and their prices)
   
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Dakkadood wrote:When you're happy that you posted in this thread's 100th page.

guilty.

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one dakka poster's view on the Tau.....("Damn liberal Hindu anime commie nazis led by a pope, curse those peace loving fish-cow-men doing massacres and genocides all the time")

ChiliPowderKeg, about his tau, thinks
Unlike you lot I love playing my space Hindu utilitarian anime robot fish cow people.

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Trondheim wrote:Its enough 40k when the value of your armies are more than the price you paid for your main metod of transportation( Damned FW and their prices)


that all depends on your main method of transportation and how much you paid for it. My main method is a bicycle and my armies are way more then that costed without any FW.


 
   
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This thread is ANCIENT and has an INCREDIBLE poat count

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GAH!


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Hugs-for-the-Hug-God wrote:This thread is ANCIENT and has an INCREDIBLE poat count


I know! I think I posted on the 50th page or something!

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Tedious link between worlds but, maybe?
When you desperately want this to be true.

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take your go to ground save.


 
   
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Perth, AUS

shrike wrote:
Ensis Ferrae wrote:When you play 40k against yourself, just to get a game in... Or to test out new builds, etc.

guilty x500.

guilty also

You know you play too much 40k when you roll dice instead of just maths hammering.
And i'm not talking about rolling during a game, outside of a game, just to see how'd it'd go against a certain EQ

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