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2011/06/22 03:53:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
Houston, Tx
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When you complain to a car dealership for not including the armor values on the car's sticker.
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2011/06/22 06:41:35
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob
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Pouncey wrote:When you have frequent dreams about shopping for WH40k minis... and some of those dreams involve the commission of illegal activities in order to obtain OOP minis that don't even exist in real life. Then you wake up thinking you've ordered some WH40k minis, only to be disappointed when you realize that it was a dream. Then you go out and ACTUALLY order some WH40k minis. ^^
. . . That totally happened to me today. ^^
Has happened to me too. Well, almost.
When you dream you get a model, not actually existing, sent to you...
...and you then build it in green stuff.
That has happened to me.
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2011/06/22 06:53:18
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Confessor Of Sins
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Saintspirit wrote:Pouncey wrote:When you have frequent dreams about shopping for WH40k minis... and some of those dreams involve the commission of illegal activities in order to obtain OOP minis that don't even exist in real life. Then you wake up thinking you've ordered some WH40k minis, only to be disappointed when you realize that it was a dream. Then you go out and ACTUALLY order some WH40k minis. ^^
. . . That totally happened to me today. ^^
Has happened to me too. Well, almost.
When you dream you get a model, not actually existing, sent to you...
...and you then build it in green stuff.
That has happened to me.
Nice!
Also, it didn't occur to me before, but I should clarify that my dreaming and buying weren't a cause-and-effect relationship. I'd decided to buy the stuff a couple of days previous.
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2011/06/22 07:02:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nasty Nob
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Pouncey wrote:Saintspirit wrote:Pouncey wrote:When you have frequent dreams about shopping for WH40k minis... and some of those dreams involve the commission of illegal activities in order to obtain OOP minis that don't even exist in real life. Then you wake up thinking you've ordered some WH40k minis, only to be disappointed when you realize that it was a dream. Then you go out and ACTUALLY order some WH40k minis. ^^
. . . That totally happened to me today. ^^
Has happened to me too. Well, almost.
When you dream you get a model, not actually existing, sent to you...
...and you then build it in green stuff.
That has happened to me.
Nice!
Wanna see it?
http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/238100-Apprentice%2C%20Built%2C%20Elves%2C%20Green%2C%20Scratch%2C%20Seer%2C%20Space%2C%20Stuff%2C%20Warlock.html
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2011/06/22 07:15:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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nice! wish i had ur skills...
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/06/22 07:27:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
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While flipping channels on the telly, and land on PBS, you think to yourself "I didn't know they made a special about the Imperial Guard?"
Then you realize it is a WWII Documentary.
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2011/07/05 18:37:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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You really want this thread to make 100 pages.
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2011/07/05 18:40:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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it is close!
yesterday, when playing with my custom made gun that shoots fireworks i told my brother that i hoped i didnt roll a 1 and have the gun get hot and take a wound...
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 Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment  
5th Edition
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23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
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Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
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"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 18:41:14
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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dajobe wrote:it is close!
yesterday, when playing with my custom made gun that shoots fireworks i told my brother that i hoped i didnt roll a 1 and have the gun get hot and take a wound...
Please make a video. I must see this!
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2011/07/05 18:42:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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kk, when i get home from work!
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 18:43:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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dajobe wrote:kk, when i get home from work!
Thanks.
Also, when you hope this gun looks like a plasma cannon.
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2011/07/05 18:48:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/user/edit/40180.page
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When you are cutting steak you roll to wound
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DS:90S+G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD344R++T(S)DM+
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2011/07/05 18:50:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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You think that the Dwarf High King must be the Emporer as they both have Golden Thrones.
Tedious link between worlds but, maybe?
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2011/07/05 18:51:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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RaptorsTallon wrote:dajobe wrote:kk, when i get home from work!
Thanks.
Also, when you hope this gun looks like a plasma cannon.
right now its just pvc pipe, but i could do that for a weekend project...(looks off into the distance thoughtfully)
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 18:53:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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dajobe wrote:RaptorsTallon wrote:dajobe wrote:kk, when i get home from work!
Thanks.
Also, when you hope this gun looks like a plasma cannon.
right now its just pvc pipe, but i could do that for a weekend project...(looks off into the distance thoughtfully)
When you can't wait to see the results of said weekend project.
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2011/07/05 18:53:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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When you are disapointed that it isn't a plasma cannon, and that dajobe isn't the omnisiah(Spelling?)
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2011/07/05 19:02:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I actually have a couple, one is about 6 feet long and has about a 2.5 inch diameter. The other is about 2 feet long and has a .5 inch diameter(specifically designed for little bottle rockets). The small one could be a sweet plasma pistol! will definitely post once completed!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
the large one shoots mortar shots that are larger...and make me nervous, lol
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/07/05 19:02:43
Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 19:03:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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They both sound extreamly dangerous...
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2011/07/05 19:04:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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oh they are, which is why i hope to not roll a 1
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 19:14:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I so want one now. Must figure out how to convince wife this is good idea.
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2011/07/05 19:15:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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tell her that its this, or...a motorcycle, she'd probably prefer the firework gun! the perfect plan!
i even got my dad to shoot it, who absolutely HATES fireworks, and he shot it like 50 times.
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 19:24:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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actually she wants a motorcycle too.
you know you play to much 40K when you do convince your wife to get the nerf gun that looks kinda like a bolter.
you convince your wife to start playing 40K
your wife then starts her own space marine army
she know agrees that aforementioned nerf gun does indeed look like a bolter
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2011/07/05 19:25:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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When you insist afore mentioned moterbike should be an ork warbike, equiped with working Dakka Guns!
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2011/07/05 19:26:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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I'm sold where do i get one and will accept first born children?
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2011/07/05 19:29:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:I'm sold where do i get one and will accept first born children?
Have you seen the program 'American Chopper' on the discovery channel?
Orange County Choppers would make you one if you payed them enough!
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2011/07/05 19:30:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:actually she wants a motorcycle too.
you know you play to much 40K when you do convince your wife to get the nerf gun that looks kinda like a bolter.
you convince your wife to start playing 40K
your wife then starts her own space marine army
she know agrees that aforementioned nerf gun does indeed look like a bolter
your wife sounds awesome...all the chicks at college think models are for losers...
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/07/05 19:31:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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that is a good idea.
But now to choose between bike or more little plastic men.
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2011/07/05 19:32:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Black Templar Recruit Undergoing Surgeries
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 Space Crusaders 1850 Points
Join the RP
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2011/07/05 19:32:27
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:that is a good idea.
But now to choose between bike or more little plastic men.
Bike first. Show it off to people, and make them pay to touch it.
Then you will have money for modles! Automatically Appended Next Post:
How can a cat be a titan?
If they are, then I am scared of Darkvoidof40K...
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2011/07/05 19:55:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Manhunter
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RaptorsTallon wrote:dajobe wrote:kk, when i get home from work!
Thanks.
Also, when you hope this gun looks like a plasma cannon.
That would be pretty epic.
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