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2011/06/11 20:12:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Wondering Why the Emperor Left
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The IRS audits you and thinks your hobby money is a front for buying cocaine.
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 Stop bleeding and fight back!
 Heresy Blam! |
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2011/06/11 20:25:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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loner wrote:Reisen-tanith wrote:CadianXV wrote:elementbender wrote:When you give yourself stats
Ws 3 bs 3 s3 t3 i3 a1 ld 7 is an average human.
Hmmm. I think you're over-estimating the average citizen here.
Imo, average human: WS:1 BS:2 S:3 T:3 I:2 A:1 Ld: 4 (maaaaaayyyyybbbeee Ld:5).
thats a little understateing, I picture for a human,
Ws2 Bs2 S3 T3 W1 I2 A1 Ld6 Sv-
Up Ws and I if you practice fighting
Up Bs if you practice shooting
Up Ld if you ever went to military school
up armor save if you wear a heavy coat
I think that the avarage human should be around S2...
Just saying...
When you bother argueing about this crap 
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/06/11 20:35:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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TrollPie wrote:loner wrote:Reisen-tanith wrote:CadianXV wrote:elementbender wrote:When you give yourself stats
Ws 3 bs 3 s3 t3 i3 a1 ld 7 is an average human.
Hmmm. I think you're over-estimating the average citizen here.
Imo, average human: WS:1 BS:2 S:3 T:3 I:2 A:1 Ld: 4 (maaaaaayyyyybbbeee Ld:5).
thats a little understateing, I picture for a human,
Ws2 Bs2 S3 T3 W1 I2 A1 Ld6 Sv-
Up Ws and I if you practice fighting
Up Bs if you practice shooting
Up Ld if you ever went to military school
up armor save if you wear a heavy coat
I think that the avarage human should be around S2...
Just saying...
When you bother argueing about this crap
But dude! It's like SO important! Doncha know?!
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/06/11 20:41:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:When you ask your local psychic what powers she took
lovin it
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2011/06/12 02:12:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Scuttling Genestealer
feasting on an Imperium planet.
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krusty wrote:35. you understand, and are laughing at, all of the above...
That's me! 
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"As I looked into its dead black eyes, I saw the terrible sentinence it had in place of a soul. Behind that was the steel will of its leader. Further still I could feel its primogenitor coldly assessing me from the void. And looking back from the deepest recesses of the aliens mind I perceived what I can describe only as an immortal hunger.
We can slay the tyranids on our worlds, blast their fleets from space, grind their armies to torn and ruined fragments. But their hunger? That is beyond our ability to slay."
- Ultramarines Cheif Librarian Tigurius
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2011/06/12 16:52:02
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
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Wait, if you do all of these, are you classified as "not normal?" 
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 Begin the red harvest! We are Farmers! Buh-bu-da-ba-buh-bah-dah!
1650 (2,2,1)
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2011/06/12 17:51:27
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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meatman33 wrote:Wait, if you do all of these, are you classified as "not normal?"
Maybe.. I mean I suppose it's feasible.
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2011/06/12 19:07:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Not feasible... it's more than likely. That would be just weird. Doing all 98 pages of madness? Definitely not normal.
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 YOU ALL! 
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2011/06/13 11:57:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
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I feel mildly offended at reading these replies to my reply. :/
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Begin the red harvest! We are Farmers! Buh-bu-da-ba-buh-bah-dah!
1650 (2,2,1)
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2011/06/13 12:34:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Haha I love this! Heres one! You know you play to much Warhams when you claim your points on your taxes.
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2011/06/13 15:44:38
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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noobs89 wrote:Haha I love this! Heres one! You know you play to much Warhams when you claim your points on your taxes.
Wait.. what?
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2011/06/13 16:06:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Brisbane
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When your alone at home and you pretend to be a Terminator with an Assault cannon and make gun noises as you imagine the walls around you being shot up.
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2011/06/13 16:52:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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You know you play too much Warhammer when instead of kiais you yell Waaagh!
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DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/06/13 20:17:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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57. When your ordering lunch from penn station and say "for the emporer" instead of philly cheesesteak, not that i would know of this...
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 Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment  
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/06/13 21:30:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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loner wrote:Reisen-tanith wrote:CadianXV wrote:elementbender wrote:When you give yourself stats
Ws 3 bs 3 s3 t3 i3 a1 ld 7 is an average human.
Hmmm. I think you're over-estimating the average citizen here.
Imo, average human: WS:1 BS:2 S:3 T:3 I:2 A:1 Ld: 4 (maaaaaayyyyybbbeee Ld:5).
thats a little understateing, I picture for a human,
Ws2 Bs2 S3 T3 W1 I2 A1 Ld6 Sv-
Up Ws and I if you practice fighting
Up Bs if you practice shooting
Up Ld if you ever went to military school
up armor save if you wear a heavy coat
I think that the avarage human should be around S2...
Just saying...
In that case I should be Ws3 Bs5 S3(5 when I get seriously pissed and an adrenaline rush) T6 W1 I4 A1 Ld8 Sv 5+ with FNP
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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2011/06/14 00:59:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Brisbane
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King Pariah wrote:loner wrote:Reisen-tanith wrote:CadianXV wrote:elementbender wrote:When you give yourself stats
Ws 3 bs 3 s3 t3 i3 a1 ld 7 is an average human.
Hmmm. I think you're over-estimating the average citizen here.
Imo, average human: WS:1 BS:2 S:3 T:3 I:2 A:1 Ld: 4 (maaaaaayyyyybbbeee Ld:5).
thats a little understateing, I picture for a human,
Ws2 Bs2 S3 T3 W1 I2 A1 Ld6 Sv-
Up Ws and I if you practice fighting
Up Bs if you practice shooting
Up Ld if you ever went to military school
up armor save if you wear a heavy coat
I think that the avarage human should be around S2...
Just saying...
In that case I should be Ws3 Bs5 S3(5 when I get seriously pissed and an adrenaline rush) T6 W1 I4 A1 Ld8 Sv 5+ with FNP
I'm sure I'd get my ass handed to me by a grot...
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2011/06/14 16:03:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You spend all day imagining what it would be like if all of your miniatures came to life and became life size and how you would take over the city with your troops...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I love all of these posts, i wish i had the patience to read all 98 pages, then you would KNOW you play too much 40k
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/06/14 17:46:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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Woah, there are a LOT of ideas here. How's about:
When you post on this thread. End of. Yes, I play too much 40k, but who cares?
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2011/06/15 01:40:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Really though is there such a thing as playing too much 40K
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2011/06/15 01:59:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
Brisbane
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:Really though is there such a thing as playing too much 40K
Hypothetically speaking there is, reality wise .... haven't found it yet.
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2011/06/15 04:39:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Guaiwu wrote:Commisar Wolfie wrote:Really though is there such a thing as playing too much 40K
Hypothetically speaking there is, reality wise .... haven't found it yet.
Sounds like Heresy to me!
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2011/06/15 04:58:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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dajobe wrote:You spend all day imagining what it would be like if all of your miniatures came to life and became life size and how you would take over the city with your troops...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I love all of these posts, i wish i had the patience to read all 98 pages, then you would KNOW you play too much 40k
When you do read all pages. And i am so guilty of the first one. And i collect Necrons.
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/06/15 15:35:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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you guys are right, its impossible upon rethinking my opinion, i wake up, do my receptionist job, and just look at and talk about 40k all day, so thats 40k from 7 AM to 5PM, and then i get home and play games and paint 40k from around 6PM to 1130PM. it has officially taken over my life...and i regret nothing!
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/06/16 14:41:07
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
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You try to figure out the ratio of the scale of height from models to real men, and then figure out how big a frag grenade would really blast.
NOT GUILTY...
*COUGH* Blast would be approx. 4 feet in diameter *COUGH* 
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Begin the red harvest! We are Farmers! Buh-bu-da-ba-buh-bah-dah!
1650 (2,2,1)
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2011/06/16 14:42:09
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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that is freakin sweet
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Frigian 582nd "the regulars" with thousand sons detachment
5th Edition
W : L : D
23 : 20 : 7
6th Edition
W : L : D
Don't Know...alot of each
Bretonnians
W : L : D
4 : 2 : 0
"Those are Regulars! By God!" -Major General Phineas Riall
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2011/06/21 21:48:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pile of Necron Spare Parts
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Me:
Ws1, Bs5(with bow'n arrow.wiffa gun I'd say Bs2)S2, T2, W1.33333333 , I2, Sv6+(my body fat )
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Begin the red harvest! We are Farmers! Buh-bu-da-ba-buh-bah-dah!
1650 (2,2,1)
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2011/06/21 21:55:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Confessor Of Sins
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When you have frequent dreams about shopping for WH40k minis... and some of those dreams involve the commission of illegal activities in order to obtain OOP minis that don't even exist in real life. Then you wake up thinking you've ordered some WH40k minis, only to be disappointed when you realize that it was a dream. Then you go out and ACTUALLY order some WH40k minis. ^^
. . . That totally happened to me today. ^^
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2011/06/21 23:33:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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When you necro this thread...
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/06/22 01:16:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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i got one
When Startled you yell what in the Name of the Emperor.
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2011/06/22 01:25:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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or "Holy Feth"
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