I am never checking my blackberry before bed again...

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**Kid_Kyoto**

"we can't open the file, can you resend in a different format?"

1/2 hour later...

**Frazzled**

Been there.

**Kid_Kyoto**

Well now it's midnight, I'm done but WIDE AWAKE again.

Push ups or nyquil?

Maybe study my Chinese, that always puts me to sleep.

**Frazzled**

Read the YMTC forum. It will bore you to tears or make you walk down the street with an AK shooting at invisible fluffy bunnies. And they are out there. I know. They are out there.

**Greebynog**

I second the YMTC idea. Just go on there and declare that a deffrolla works aginst vehicles. Out like a light.

**Kilkrazy**

He wants to fall asleep, not get punched unconscious.

**Frazzled**

He didn't say HOW sleep would be achieved...

**grizgrin**

Details, details

**Frazzled**

Wait a minute KK. Shouldn't you be busy training your dark cabal of Ninja Assassins at this hour? Maybe this is a clever feint to draw us all away from looking out the window...

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Buy an I phone...

**malfred**

Frazzled wrote:Wait a minute KK. Shouldn't you be busy training your dark cabal of Ninja Assassins at this hour? Maybe this is a clever feint to draw us all away from looking out the window...

As opposed to training his Ninja Ice Cream Vendors?

Sorry, the term ninja assassins makes me grin.

**Platuan4th**

malfred wrote:Sorry, the term ninja assassins makes me grin.

I think he means as opposed to Ninja Spies, which has historically been the more used aspect of Ninja Clans.

**malfred**

But what about the ninja diplomats?

And ninja ambassadors?

And ninja CEOS?

**Greebynog**

And teenage mutant ninja turtles?

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Kyoto and his ninja ice cream vendors...

**Frazzled**

Ice cream vendor #3 looks particularly devious.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

I wish I could grow my hair like number 2.

Thick, luxuriant, and unable to locate a part, but you know it must be there as the fringe is swept aside showing the merest hint of forehead.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Ninja Ice Cream Vendor number 1 is missing his belt as he just used it to assassinate one of Kyoto's enemies.

**Frazzled**

Exactly.

**Kilkrazy**

Frazzled wrote:Ice cream vendor #3 looks particularly devious.

Do you mean 3 from the left, or 3 from the right?

**Frazzled**

Yes.

**Kilkrazy**

Look closely. There are six people in the line but one of them is hiding using ninja skills.

**Frazzled**

exactly.

**Xav**

I wish i was a ninja it would be like "WAAAATAAA" and you would all be dead.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

The 6th person is just visible over the left shoulder of ninja number 2 from the left.

I want to see ninja ice cream vendor number 2 use his belt on them for their poor ninja skills.

**Kilkrazy**

Remember, you must always be a good ninja.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

I guess the bad ones get red bowties...

**Kid_Kyoto**

OK it';s 11:15, I'm at work...

g'night.

**Xav**

Can we still talk about ninja's?

**Kilkrazy**

As long as you are very quiet.