WHAT IS THE BEST ARMY EVER? TAU!

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**aidanator1**

The Tau are the most efficient and versatile army one could field in 40k. You can lay out more fire power with tau than anyone else.
If you disagree, well, your wrong. . . or you play orks

**don_mondo**

Or IG....................... Your basic weapons may be better, but IG can easily outgun tau at ranges over 30".

**aidanator1**

the sky ray tank can cover pretty much whole board and if you have like three of them...

**Flashman**

Best army is the one with the most recently released codex... or Orks

**aidanator1**

sorry orks cant beat tau when comes down to firepower. orks might have sheer numbas but they cant beat the tau's guns.

**Flashman**

Isn't that the point of having sheer numbers, so they don't have to beat the Tau's guns?

Anyway, Orks do not take long to get across the table in this day and age. Trukks, Deff Koptas and Bikers will be creating merry havoc in your lines by Turn 2.

**aidanator1**

i have broadsides and hammerheads to take care of them.

**Amen Brick**

This will .. not end well.

Tau are the cutest army, give them that.

**aidanator1**

plus a couple sky ray tanks will take care of them before they get to my lines.

**aidanator1**

tau can beat anyone

**warpcrafter**

For every Tau there are a billion Orks. And that's not taking into account the new race that will eventually come streaming out of Kryptmann's gamble...

**malfred**

Yeah, but orks kill each other.

**aidanator1**

yeah well how many orks does it take to screw in a light bulb? or take down an army of battle suits?

**aidanator1**

good point orks do kill each other.

**aidanator1**

so if they're in constant civil war and at war against everyone else they dont have very good chances

**Flashman**

@Amen Brick - Gretchin are cuter than Tau

@Aidanator - As Amen implied, I do not see this discussion being resolved by logic, so I will bow out.

**aidanator1**

im being very logical

**aidanator1**

the only bad thing about tau is that , in my opinion, they have the worst fluff imaginable. Space marine fluff is more exciting

**somecallmeJack**

I quite like the tau fluff. but as to what you were saying about 'tau can beat anyone' any race can beat any other race. it has more to do with how good a general you are, & what your list is like than 'this could take down that'

**dumbuket**

this thread is the best thread

so aidan, when will you be having your 12th birthday party? can I come?

**Typeline**

Not one of these threads again... They seem to be coming more often then ever... But I must release the awe striking power of my disapproval...

**warpcrafter**

Typeline wrote:Not one of these threads again... They seem to be coming more often then ever... But I must release the awe striking power of my disapproval...

Yes, I went there!!! By the way, where's the picture I added to my previous post? It was quite relevent, but not as magnificent as Typeline's uber-edifice.

**Bunker**

**Orkeosaurus**

I hear the Ethereal Caste loves turtle pie.

**Ifurita**

Cross post here:

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/225398.page

The two of you can duke it out.

**Mekboy**

Listen, all ye disbelivers. All those that follow the light of the great turtle pie shall be spared. But those who shun its tastyness shall face the wrath of Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

I give ye all a choice: Pie or Death.
Go on.
Choose death.
I dare you...

**warpcrafter**

Mekboy wrote:Listen, all ye disbelivers. All those that follow the light of the great turtle pie shall be spared. But those who shun its tastyness shall face the wrath of Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

I give ye all a choice: Pie or Death.
Go on.
Choose death.
I dare you...

Death!!! Death!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Typeline**

warpcrafter wrote:
Mekboy wrote:Listen, all ye disbelivers. All those that follow the light of the great turtle pie shall be spared. But those who shun its tastyness shall face the wrath of Mr. T and Chuck Norris.

I give ye all a choice: Pie or Death.
Go on.
Choose death.
I dare you...

Death!!! Death!!! DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have invoked the wrath. I shall begin the summoning.

**blue loki**

The time of the Tau is at an end.
All your secrets are belong to us!
You shall cease your commie blabbering once the Pan Fo are reviled!

**Darth**

All the armies are reasonably fair, however orks are on the better end of the stick.

Just because you just started warhammer dont start having orgasmic fits about tau.