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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 14:49:42
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire
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The tau have the most advanced weapons and tech in the galaxy so is it not reasonable to assume that they would be able to take over the galaxy? So far no one has been able to stop them so they have alot of momentum going. but i dought GW will let them reach their destiny of galactic domination.
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to understand how many orks it takes to screw in a lightbulb you must calculate the surface area of a standeard sized urinal, multiply that by 3 bajillion, calculate that in svedish half-pennies and convert that amount to japanese yen. or you could ask a Tau to screw in the bulb. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 17:21:23
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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im sure the Tau rule over MANY galaxies. now the Universe OTOH is a laughable joke! There are many other groups that have just as much a chance in some day taking the whole shabang. Obviously Im going to vote the Orks, simply because they can NEVER EVER be truly beaten. AND the fact that they are so resilient makes them super badasses. really id say id be more like the Imperium,tau,Orks that have the best chances of ever seeing that goal. The Imperium especially when the Emperor comes back
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 17:28:16
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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I see either the Tyranids, the Necrons or Chaos Daemons conquering the galaxy. Sure the Tau are advanced and all but so far the Imperium has managed to keep them at bay, "advanced" doesn't necessarily mean "better".
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 20:54:02
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
Olympia, Waaaghshinton
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Sorry, but have you seen the sphere of control the tau posses? The only reason they are still alive is because all the other races are too busy killing each other!
They were almost destroyed by tyranid splinter fleet (While the Imperium handles hundreds of them on essentially a yearly basis). They were almost destroyed by a tiny Waaagh! (not to mention Orks have 5-6 separate empires that are hundreds of times larger then the Tau's!). And the Imperium has more humans on three hive worlds then the Tau Empire has in pretty much their entire dominion! The imperial of man destroys more of their own planets in a single year then the tau control.
Tau are pretty fun and fluffy, but they are the fluff equivalent of a de-clawed, developmentaly disadvantaged kitten when measured against the imperiums' other threats.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 21:00:12
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Another one of aidanator's 'Yay tau is the bestest eva!!!1!!oneone!!1!' threads. Whoo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 21:02:26
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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I think tyranid and necrons have no chance of taking the universe, DESTROYING it maybe but not controlling it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 21:19:31
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
No. VA USA
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well, at least aidan is consistant, even if it's the consitancy of troll vomit.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 22:21:56
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Wrack Sufferer
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Mekniakal wrote:
Tau are pretty fun and fluffy, but they are the fluff equivalent of a de-clawed, developmentaly disadvantaged kitten when measured against the imperiums' other threats.
At least they're cute though!
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 22:40:02
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Typeline wrote:Mekniakal wrote:
Tau are pretty fun and fluffy, but they are the fluff equivalent of a de-clawed, developmentaly disadvantaged kitten when measured against the imperiums' other threats.
At least they're cute though!

IF those fishy were cute as your kitty...
they would still smell
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/07 23:25:10
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Spawn of Chaos
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The Tau will have their great catastrophe; just as the Empire did with Horus, and the Eldar with their birth of Slannesh.
Farsight will probably be the Tau's.
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"Quiet down, or so help me god I will slap you with my ring-hand!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 11:12:54
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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or, because the Tau are artificailly dynamic they eventually get bored of having got the whole universe in their hands and leave for a while so they can come back and conquer it again!
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"To be truely evil you must acknowledge the right thing to do in a situation, and then do completely the oposite" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 15:13:16
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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just because the Tau have a lot of momentum now doesn't mean anything. Back in the day humanity was a young, dynamic race with a bright future.
& just look what theyve become...
Lets just see how upwardly mobile the Tau are in 10,000 years.
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 16:44:18
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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so are you saying their big ethereal man dies and gets put on a golden throne/toilet and they all worship him? Besides in 10,000 years the whole universe will probably be dead except 1 guardsman who missed all the fighting and slowly goes insane...
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"To be truely evil you must acknowledge the right thing to do in a situation, and then do completely the oposite" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 17:25:02
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Unless fluff has changed with me knowing...
Wouldn't the Tau be limited in the size of their empire by the fact that they lack psykers, and therefore can not traverse the galaxy nearly as fast as the humans/eldar/ect?
Or have they made friends with a psyker race yet?
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The Happy Guardsman
Red Templars
Radical Inquisitor
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 17:35:34
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Tau hit like little girls in CC so they could never conquer the whole galaxy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 17:44:53
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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BoxANT wrote:Unless fluff has changed with me knowing...
Wouldn't the Tau be limited in the size of their empire by the fact that they lack psykers, and therefore can not traverse the galaxy nearly as fast as the humans/eldar/ect?
Or have they made friends with a psyker race yet?
The Tau have an allied species that moves ships by psychic teleportation. They are called the Nicassar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 18:19:45
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Shouldn't we have a 6+ Age Check on registration here?
~sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 18:36:07
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
Whitebear lake Minnesota.
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smiling Assassin wrote:Shouldn't we have a 6+ Age Check on registration here?
~sA
thats funny
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/08 19:31:37
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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smiling Assassin wrote:Shouldn't we have a 6+ Age Check on registration here?
~sA
I see what you did there...... its a pun!
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
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"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 12:52:31
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Ppl's republic/New Zealand!
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aidanator1 wrote:The tau have the most advanced weapons and tech in the galaxy so is it not reasonable to assume that they would be able to take over the galaxy? So far no one has been able to stop them so they have alot of momentum going. but i dought GW will let them reach their destiny of galactic domination.
I am a big supporter of the "greater good"  , but unfortunetly, the imperium can easily crush the Tau empire if they really wanted to. But who knows, maybe when the emporer finally dies the humans will finally learn to submit to the empire to save themselves from all the other encroaching aliens.
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People's liberation cadre
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 13:52:39
Subject: Re:Tau take over the galaxy
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Those who have commented that the Imperium could eliminate the Tau with little effort are right on the money. Indeed, some elements of the Tau forces owe their very lives to the generosity of one of the most famous Chapter Masters in the history of the Imperium ( go on, deny it, I DARE YA  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 14:05:15
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Orks will be the victors as I think there are just so many of them!Oh.........yah and the Tau suck,for all there technology they can be crushed easily.Plus they'd be nothing without all there allies!
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 17:03:49
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Dakka Veteran
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Are Tau phycic nuls, do they make phykers powers become weaker or are they just completely useless at phycic stuff like they are in cc?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 17:26:48
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Septic wrote:Are Tau phycic nuls, do they make phykers powers become weaker or are they just completely useless at phycic stuff like they are in cc?
What I've just read in the codex states that they barely register in the warp, so whilst they're not nulls, per se, they don't exactly have much psychic potential.
I suppose GW put that in so they could still suffer from psy attacks and such but would have to respond in a manner more suited to their fluff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 22:14:56
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Ghetto_Fight wrote:aidanator1 wrote:The tau have the most advanced weapons and tech in the galaxy so is it not reasonable to assume that they would be able to take over the galaxy? So far no one has been able to stop them so they have alot of momentum going. but i dought GW will let them reach their destiny of galactic domination.
I am a big supporter of the "greater good"  , but unfortunetly, the imperium can easily crush the Tau empire if they really wanted to. But who knows, maybe when the emporer finally dies the humans will finally learn to submit to the empire to save themselves from all the other encroaching aliens.
Or perhaps His death will result in His reincarnation, and a new Golden Age (after the ubiquitous bloody civil war) of mankind will begin.
Of course, I personally do not believe this, and would report anyone who does to the local Inquisitor!
(looks over his shoulder for any inquisitors).
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The Happy Guardsman
Red Templars
Radical Inquisitor
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 22:35:26
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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aidanator1 wrote:The tau have the most advanced weapons and tech in the galaxy so is it not reasonable to assume that they would be able to take over the galaxy? So far no one has been able to stop them so they have alot of momentum going. but i doubt GW will let them reach their destiny of galactic domination.
OK we all know what happens if you believe in GW codices.
But Tau - galactic domination?
1)New race = pushed by GW. 2)No longer new = momentum ceases. 3) no new codex before 30.02.2030.
Ghetto_Fight wrote:I am a big supporter of the "greater good"  , but unfortunetly, the imperium can easily crush the Tau empire if they really wanted to. But who knows, maybe when the emporer finally dies the humans will finally learn to submit to the empire to save themselves from all the other encroaching aliens.
Ok another believer of "we will save the galaxy". Ever thought of humanitys xenophobia? Well earned by most xeno.
BoxANT wrote:
Or perhaps His death will result in His reincarnation, and a new Golden Age (after the ubiquitous bloody civil war) of mankind will begin.
Of course, I personally do not believe this, and would report anyone who does to the local Inquisitor!
(looks over his shoulder for any inquisitors).
1) the emperor cannot die.  2) if you get a thorian Inquisitor he will instead execute you for heresy
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 22:54:01
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Rampaging Carnifex
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No.
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 22:54:12
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Rampaging Carnifex
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No.
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 22:56:11
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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too bad the fluff doesnt seem to go with their game play. they lose their "momentum" really fast.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/09 23:09:34
Subject: Tau take over the galaxy
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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oh those poor poor tau, always thinking with their heads in the clouds. its probly a result of all those hover packs.tsktsk
the tau control a dominion the size of pin head in galaxy terms and the only reason why there not completly wiped out or brutely conquered by one of the warring factions is simply no one realy cares about it or has time to care about it.emporer save them when the giants of the galaxy do take a look at how nice and scrupious the tau are... mmm, easy pickin's
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"Give me my men and let me show you arses how you assult Orks."-Col. Veros
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