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This is basicly an online massacre , kill the person that posted above , and that person only !

Each person can die infindent times , but please dont post anything but kills ... Its SUPOSED to be as crucial , gresome and brutal death you can possibly think of in your wildest and worst nightmares ...

LET ZE MASSACRE BEGJIN !!!

Gretar

Ps. taken of the icelandic warhammer chatboard forum , the credit goes to Unnameddakker(or whatever his name is) thank you !!

Eaten by owls!

Crushed by a 25 Stone Burlesque Performer!

Boiled alive in a pot of honey, and then his remains eaten by wasps.

Starting at the feet, the skin shall be flayed from the flesh and the flesh shall be cut from the bones, at the same time. Then the skin shall be tanned, the bones shall be cleaned, the skin shall be sewn back into the bones and the cadaver shall be dressed and left sitting at a bus stop with an expired bus pass glued to one hand.

Please make up a little longer posts Its more fun too read that way ...

Warpcrafter had found the cure for all the pandemic deseases in world but AIDS , and guess how the irony went ?

mangled beyond all recognition in a 32 clown car pileup

Robotic Richard Simmons...

robotic gene simmons

killed by his wife when caught spanking it

Stabbed to death. With a feather duster.

tortured by me
being forced to listen to tupoc

Had a couple of razors stuck in his teeth and then had them forced through his skull.

With a hammer.

Beat that.

Being forced to swallow a big pill that's attached to a long high-strength cord that opens up into several jagged, sorta sharp blades just when you poop it out, and yanked backwards until it comes back out through the mouth, dragging innards with it. Not too fast, not too slow, not too sharp so that guts come with it. In full THX surround sound.

The "Casino Royale" chair and rope thing.

While forced to watch the same episode of Teletubbies.

Over... and over.

Dividing by Zero.

In a horrible photo distortion related mishap

Tied to a chair and made to sit in on, and listen to, every single session of congress... with some headphones around his neck with al gore global warming speeches playing non stop, intermixed with Bush speeches, and some kackling by hillary.... playing loud enough to hear, but not enough to drown out congress.

Given all the food and water he needs through an I.V.... waiting until boredom consumes his soul and he is forever lost. Only to have his spirit wander c-span for an eternity.

caught on frazzled's lawn

Flushed down a loo

Lets give septic a heroes death I thought:

Died for queen and country while storming a German machinegun nest in WW1.

Turned into a Cyberman, then launched into the Void.

Decided to make a statement so doused himself in fuel, sat in front of an important building and with a muttered curse struck a match close to his fuel soaked body.

Eaten by Shelob on a quest to banish the one ring in the fires of mount doom.

Gang-banged by a pod of sperm-whales.

Time warp into hurricane Katrina.

(Those jokes are okay now right? >.> )

Being savagly mauled by a burning golden retreiver after wishing for a 'hot blonde' from a particularly twisted genie.

Downed in a pool of naked 60 year old migets.

Killed by the Mafia in a drug related hit and buried in the bosses garden.Apparently you made very nice roses grow.

shows up at a metal show wearing a pop-band shirt and is trampled by angry metalheads